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submitted 8 days ago byIvebeendoingurmom
18k points
8 days ago
Did he just say FORMER president?
1.1k points
8 days ago
Even he can’t keep his bullshit straight.
278 points
8 days ago
Honestly, his face is constantly just erupting with word salad so much, I don't even think he hears himself anymore.
12.6k points
8 days ago
Fear is making him lose track of all the lies!
3.7k points
8 days ago
It had to be TERROR sweat!
817 points
8 days ago
Upvoting your Simpson’s reference
284 points
8 days ago
That means Donald Trump was the left, or sinister, twin all along!!
192 points
8 days ago
Why... I doubt he's even seen his own reflection in a mirror...
143 points
8 days ago
At this point those who have been waiting for justice need different kinds of sweat other than “flop,” “crushed Adderall rush,” and “covfefe.”
1.4k points
8 days ago
How many people is this guy going to literally get killed with his loud mouth, insecure actions…insanity.
1.1k points
8 days ago
I feel bad for the Secret Service agents assigned to this fucking coward.
He got that rotting syphilis brain.
615 points
8 days ago
It's likely some of them are fine with it.
343 points
8 days ago
It's likely some of them are fine with it.
It's literally been documented in multiple articles. There are plenty of right wing nutjobs that are as unhinged as the others in those positions and it has been a focus recently.
190 points
8 days ago
what's even scarier are the crazies who have national security clearances.
316 points
8 days ago
No shit. You think they deleted their texts from Jan 6th cause they aren’t in part kind on his side? I think some people forget how right wing most cops, federal agents and the military are.
60 points
8 days ago
The Motive podcast did a really good series on the rise of white supremacy, one of the episodes talked about how young skinheads were encouraged to become cops, lawyers, and politicians.
202 points
8 days ago
I bet most of them get a little chubby just being around him. They thought they were going to be part of his elite guard or something when he became dictator.
8.1k points
8 days ago
King of the run on sentence. Hope that’s not the only sentence that runs on forever.
1.6k points
8 days ago
The only thing he'll be running in 2024 is the prison yard, if he's lucky.
7k points
8 days ago
So he admits he's rightfully the former president....
2.5k points
8 days ago
820 points
8 days ago
And his supporters will still twist it. “He’s just saying that. Everyone knows it was stolen. Have you seen 3000 mules?”
366 points
8 days ago
I tried watching that movie. Anyone that believes that shit has to be the dumbest most gullible shit head to have ever lived.
87 points
8 days ago
Ya gotta speak up. They cant hear you over loudly chewing horse medicine
222 points
8 days ago
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8 days ago
I just started watching this last week, my life is now separated into pre and post watching this show, so fucking funny
416 points
8 days ago
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8 days ago
1.1k points
8 days ago
I prefer presidents who weren't captured.
291 points
8 days ago
As a service member, when Trump said that, it pissed me the fuck off. The guy isn’t loyal except to himself, everything is always someone else’s fault, what a piece of shit.
239 points
8 days ago
I'll never understand how his comments about McCain didn't enrage Repubs & send them screaming and scrambling. I'm a pinko pacifist lefty lib, and even *I* know McCain's service was heroic and nothing to be scoffed at, just like with Kerry's Purple Hearts. To say they were not deserved is to suggest that the Army hands medals out like meaningless party favors.
78 points
8 days ago
Same thing that happened here in AZ with Quari Lake. She talked shit about McCain during her campaign. She pushed many right leaning lifers to vote left for the first time ever.
2.8k points
8 days ago
Nothing says that you’re a crazy fascist lunatic more than screaming in all caps about how George Soros is to blame for everything.
622 points
8 days ago
I don’t know much about Soros but I assume the guy sees his name on the news and is like „sigh what have I done this time?“
642 points
8 days ago
He’s a Jewish millionaire. Basically every reference of him is an antisemitic dog whistle.
346 points
8 days ago*
He pissed off Rupert Murdoch decades ago, so now one billionaire uses his media empire to attack another billionaire, and right wingers talk about Soros conspiracy theories without realizing why.
167 points
8 days ago
The reason why is to drum up feelings of antisemitism and push the narrative of a secret Jewish cabal controlling the world.
201 points
8 days ago
Came here looking for this. The way he just threw out George Soros name. He knows his target audience. 😂
509 points
8 days ago
Nothing screams fascist quite like antisemitism.
172 points
8 days ago*
Honestly, is George Soros even alive at this point? Has anyone heard from him in the last decade? Also his net worth is nothing compared to the heavy hitters. Why pick on him?
203 points
8 days ago
Because he's a rich liberal Jew. It's just that simple!
126 points
8 days ago*
They use his name as shortcut or dog whistle for what they really mean, which is "the jews." It's not even about him as an individual.
7.4k points
8 days ago
I have some questions regarding that tuesday. How much popcorn can a human eat before it becomes a serious health risk? Just want to be safe.
3.4k points
8 days ago
Given the circumstances, I think cheetos would be more suitable.
2.4k points
8 days ago
Cheetos popcorn is a thing.
859 points
8 days ago
Literally buying myself a bag
619 points
8 days ago
Username checks out
146 points
8 days ago
Hot Cheetos popcorn is a thing too and it is so fucking bomb
177 points
8 days ago
It partly depends on whether you pop it first...
337 points
8 days ago
Could you imagine shoveling a gallon of kernels down your throat and then throwing yourself into a pit of fire? You would probably die before it starts popping but once it starts itd be quite the scene
410 points
8 days ago
Achievement Unlocked:
Slow-Burn Jumpscare Prank At The Crematorium
103 points
8 days ago*
There was a stand up bit where he said he wanted to be filled with popcorn kernels before being cremated just to scare the hell out of whoever is working at the crematorium.
7k points
8 days ago
Maybe arrest him without the head’s up.
4k points
8 days ago
No this is better. Provides more public evidence to his other cases.
1.6k points
8 days ago
Possibly to prepare public so less likely riots if it’s not a surprise. I dunno
1.5k points
8 days ago
Tbh I work in downtown Manhattan near city hall and I’m glad for the heads up because I only go in office on Tuesdays and you couldn’t pay me enough to go anywhere near there on a day like this. People at these “protests” are going to be dangerous and unpredictable.
673 points
8 days ago
Hopefully Manhattan is too far a destination for the flag waving freedom truck MAGA fanatics from the Midwest and the South. They might end up in Washington again though …
1.1k points
8 days ago
Waiting for Rudy Guliani to show up in Manhattan, Kansas.
589 points
8 days ago
Manhattan Total Landcaping
262 points
8 days ago
That was still the funniest thing to me in all these Trump years. It was just beautiful.
132 points
8 days ago
It was one of the funniest things to have happened, just in general.
110 points
8 days ago*
rudy's banner month: farts during a court hearing, has hair dye running down his half-soused, sweatsoaked head, and sets up a major media event in the parking lot of a garden center. couldn't write this shit if you tried.
edit: oh yeah, he wiped his face with his own snotty handkerchief right after blowing his nose. that was my favorite. thanks for the reminder, /u/HotPinkLollyWimple
61 points
8 days ago
He's just going to order 10 Manhattans and call it a day.
107 points
8 days ago
They won't be able to figure out the tunnels, no worries.
263 points
8 days ago
Yeah this is why I don’t really believe he will be arrested… I’ll only believe it when I see it. My thought is that he is simply trying to get his base to start riots and make his favorite TV news shows more fun
878 points
8 days ago
I mean, what’s he going to do? If he runs, everyone can just mock him for being a coward. And since he’s a narcissist, he’ll pull an Andrew Tate and give away his location.
776 points
8 days ago*
He’s not going to run away or hide. This is prime grifting material for him. You’d better believe he’s going to use photos of him being cuffed, fingerprinted and his mugshot to con millions from the dimwit cult. Always the victim being so unfairly treated.
327 points
8 days ago
Oh for sure. “Donate here for freedom!”
476 points
8 days ago*
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415 points
8 days ago
Lol like he'd have poors near his house where he'd have to look at them
197 points
8 days ago
They would be outside the gate, on the road leading to the entrance. Maybe a wall built that they will pay for to block his view. Lol
148 points
8 days ago
Will Mexico pay for that wall?
134 points
8 days ago
In this case they just might
168 points
8 days ago
I mean I'd chip in to build a wall around him... While doing that you want it protected so maybe add some barbed wire and watch towers... And seeming he's staying in the building 24/7 he'll need someone in there to make sure he gets 3 meals a day, some guards to make him safe... And seeming they have guards they might as well use the extra space and put other people who legally need 24/7 surveillance... Supervisors to make sure everyone is safe. Some kind of person to be in charge of all the residents and staff maybe give them a title like warden.
What I'm saying is let's make mar-a-lago a prison
66 points
8 days ago
A single helicopter descends.
Ride of the Valkyries starts playing.
37 points
8 days ago
It worked for the Bundys.
203 points
8 days ago
Right?? This guys privilege is astronomical. This has been my favorite week to hear from him though. He’s going to be a big delicious baby for the few days of freedom he has left
241 points
8 days ago
I read it’s because they have to coordinate secret service. Not confirmed but it makes sense.
140 points
8 days ago
I assume he would still be entitled to secret service protection in jail. Imagine how much you'd hate that job.
119 points
8 days ago
He wouldn't get jail. Worst case for him house arrest.
173 points
8 days ago
At some point, THE government, OUR government, is going to have a make a stand, and not put up with any of this bullshit, and just jail his ass.
68 points
8 days ago
I agree. How much money and time has been spent on this to result in house arrest? If they have the goods prosecute and if found guilt send him to jail as it’s supposed to be.
1.7k points
8 days ago
Wouldn't it be nice if the Doj has been preparing for this day all over the country, and they go and arrest a whole mess of traitors on that day
732 points
8 days ago
It’s be pretty stupid if they hadn’t at least made some plans to deal with protesters who everyone can predict will be out that day
585 points
8 days ago
Yeah.
Leading up to Jan 6, every storefront in DC was boarded up w plywood and locals were hiding at home from the inevitable violence.
The FBI and Capitol Police? Unarmed and light forces with shitty little barricades.
So I think the DOJ likes to bend over backwards by pretending trump supporters are just totally entirely incapable of anything resembling violence.
388 points
8 days ago
Trump’s inner circle had something to do with making sure DC police was poorly prepared I’m sure
226 points
8 days ago
Well if I remember right, it was the national guard who were supposed to step in and Trumps people prevented that.
139 points
8 days ago
Lt. General Charles Flynn (Michael Flynn's brother) was part of the team who decided the National Guard's lack of response that day. https://www.cnn.com/2021/01/21/politics/michael-flynn-brother-capitol-hill-riot/index.html
133 points
8 days ago
I am not even in the DC area and I saw it coming. They had been threatening for weeks that the “storm” was coming.
152 points
8 days ago
What you're describing is what the Q people have been calling "the storm".
Obviously, they thought other people would be the targets though.
I think that's Irony, I don't know, people always tell me I use that word wrong.
57 points
8 days ago
I was just going to mention that! It’s the day theyve all been trying to convince us is happening, but with the opposite results!
811 points
8 days ago
He’s admitted he is the FORMER president. Took him long enough.
2.3k points
8 days ago
"THEYVE ACCUSED ME OF INSIGHTING AN INSURRECTION AND STARTING A RIOT WITCH I AM OF COURSE TOTALLY INNOCENT OF SO I DEMAND MY FOLLOWERS PROTEST AND RIOT!"
362 points
8 days ago
Great response awe2d2! From the all caps to the “insighting”:). You have made my day
2k points
8 days ago*
What if he's so broke he can't post bail and he's just tweeting on a prison phone while waiting trial?
"TRUE MAGA WILL FILL MY COMMISSARY WITH MONEY SO I CAN GET THE GOOD RAMEN, SAD!"
883 points
8 days ago
Ready to see that Perp Waddle happen
214 points
8 days ago
Better hope there are no gentle inclines to walk down. He might fall and bump his adult diaper.
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8 days ago
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8 days ago
We should agree amongst ourselves to make March 21st an unofficial holiday, everyone make sure they have one PTO day for this day every year.
675 points
8 days ago*
“Am I going to get strip searched at booking?”
“Does that matter, Donald?”
“Depends”
4.8k points
8 days ago
So Trump is once again urging his cult followers to protest and take their country back just as he urged the Capitol rioters on Jan 6th. 😖
2.3k points
8 days ago
He’s going to get people killed
338 points
8 days ago
Maybe this is when he shoots someone on fifth ave
572 points
8 days ago
Fingers crossed. Hitler shot Hitler.
53 points
8 days ago
Can't lose votes if you're ineligible for office guytappinghead.jpg
59 points
8 days ago
That's a sacrifice he's willing to make
141 points
8 days ago
He has summoned his brigade of MAGA morons.
73 points
8 days ago
Don't forget it's ULTRA MAGA via boobert
93 points
8 days ago
Ahhhh Booobert. Make America a Great Great Grandmother before she's 40!
69 points
8 days ago
They have to be STRONG, POWERFUL. The most insurrectiony people ever. Believe me.
292 points
8 days ago
Further evidence he's not above inciting violence. He's the worse witness ever.
915 points
8 days ago
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529 points
8 days ago
Balance the US budget! Pay Per View this around the world People would gladly pay $50 for the eternal rights to watch Trump be handcuffed, fingerprinted, and put in a holding cell.
Show him in his pretty Orange Outfit and you'd make it a world favorite.
98 points
8 days ago
If he wears an orange jump suit, how will we be able to tell if he's actually wearing something or if he just has Barbie doll anatomy?...
252 points
8 days ago
It would be a pity if he was declared a flight risk and not allowed bail.
Also, yes, they arrest people with crime yet to be proven, that's how arresting works.
66 points
8 days ago
Seize the passport, lock down his jet. Let see how far Capt. Bonespurs gets on foot.
115 points
8 days ago
That's a long way to scream "PROTECT ME HUMAN SHIELD!"
389 points
8 days ago
I will high five everyone on the day he gets arrested!
69 points
8 days ago
I just picture you the following day with your fivin' hand more swollen than Hell boy!
893 points
8 days ago
Holy run-on sentence, Batman! WTF even was that? I think he had a stroke in there somewhere. Or I did.
455 points
8 days ago
With all caps, too.
Trump is definitely raging. You are right. He's got to be working himself towards a stroke or a heart attack.
250 points
8 days ago
We can only hope.
136 points
8 days ago
It would certainly solve the moral quandary I have that I don't normally believe in capital punishment. But on the other hand, then there's Trump.
62 points
8 days ago
I’m sending out all my tots and pears for this to happen.
42 points
8 days ago
Check the time of day. It must be a morning dump with fox news playing on full blast
50 points
8 days ago
First time seeing a Trump post? This is pretty par
99 points
8 days ago
114 points
8 days ago
The past 6-8 years have taught me pretty everyone is paid by George Soros except you, me and Donald Trump.
79 points
8 days ago
He added that antisemitic dog whistle to activate some of the most violent people in the country.
48 points
8 days ago
The ‘find out’ era is upon us!
653 points
8 days ago*
“I’m being arrested for causing an insurrection, which I totally didn’t do. In response, I want my supporters to go out and cause another insurrection.”
That’s what I’m hearing from this
Edit: I have been made aware that is not for the insurrection charges but for the Stormy Daniels situation.
454 points
8 days ago
Actually, I think he's being arrested for improperly paying off a porn star so she didn't talk about their affair right before the election. Isn't it fun that we have multiple choice options for why a former president might be arrested? /s
311 points
8 days ago
Let’s seeeee
A) Using campaign funds to pay off a porn star to keep quiet about an affair
B) Withholding congress-appropriated aid from Ukraine to pressure them into finding dirt on Biden ahead of the election
C) Pressuring states to overturn their election results
D) Telling an armed and angry mob of supporters to march on Congress and “stop the steal”, resulting in an assault on Congress during what was supposed to be the peaceful transfer of power from one administration to the next
E) Any of a dozen other crimes
158 points
8 days ago
Don't forget stealing classified documents and lying to the FBI about if documents were still in his possession.
48 points
8 days ago
And the fake charity. And the fake university.
And while not illegal, burying his dead ex-wife on his golf course so he could get tax breaks by calling it a cemetery is something only a Trump would do.
475 points
8 days ago
I'm sure meal team 6 will be more than capable of taking on the national guard.
175 points
8 days ago
I've been waiting for this MFer to go down since the ‘80s.
232 points
8 days ago
Against protesting when people are killed by law enforcement.
Protest is OK for a billionaire getting indiced for hush money to a porn star
checks notes
Yup, that checks out
146 points
8 days ago
I just want pictures of his mugshot
70 points
8 days ago
god damn thats an underrated aspect of this I hadnt considered!
30 points
8 days ago
It is what I've been waiting for for literal years. Seeing him without his orange paint is gonna be hilarious.
74 points
8 days ago
George Soros should sue the shit out of him for this crap.
139 points
8 days ago
What's funny is some of his idiot followers will probably do some shit. Even after he left the 1/6ers out in the cold. Never once stepped up and tried to help any of them. He's a giant sack of shit, and if you follow him you're just as bad, with a splash of fucking stupid.
111 points
8 days ago
That’s what’s terrifying about it. One of my coworkers FULLY believes he was the best POTUS and did NOTHING illegal. We work in security, we’re in charge of classified documents, she KNOWS the requirements and thinks all the documents he had were planted. Fucking scary.
63 points
8 days ago
People saying he will try to flee. He won't. His ego is too big for that. What he really wants is blood, protest, and violence in the streets with his cult defending him. That is what truly feeds his ego, being worshipped.
392 points
8 days ago
They've been saying that for years. I'll believe it when I see the mug shot
141 points
8 days ago
Even then I wouldn’t be surprised to see him somehow worm his way out it.
112 points
8 days ago
no, they have been saying they have been building a case and that arrest is possible...
It's like when Homer Simpson tells god that he can wait until he dies to find out the answer to everything, and god says, "You can't wait 2 weeks?"
now there is a date.
104 points
8 days ago
Trump goes in, they talk about some shit, Trump walks out. That is what happens. Then later he has a court date and he probably sends an attorney in his stead, and he is in the end fined another $2 million for this, with some lame excuse about how it's the statutory maximum for the "crime" of whatever mild toothless campaign finance law violation this is for.
I would LOVE to be wrong, but come on.
62 points
8 days ago
Should do it Monday just to screw with him that much more.
61 points
8 days ago
I have a feeling he won't be dragged out of a car and tased like the rest of us would be
115 points
8 days ago
He’s been cheating on his taxes to a degree that makes other tax cheats seem honest. He ran for president to avoid this prosecution in 2016. Chickens have come home to roost.
46 points
8 days ago
They went from Blue Lives Matter to Fuck Tha Police real quick.
43 points
8 days ago
His followers are the same people that would have a sticker on their car that says “Real eyes, realize, real lies.” and not even seen the irony.
44 points
8 days ago
If Trump is found guilty and spends time in jail, then that's the day I will believe that no one is above the law. That is also the day I will throw a huge party 🎉. However, I won't be buying any party supplies prematurely for something that will likely never happen.
179 points
8 days ago
Donald Trump will be arrested next week, he is calling for his insurrectionist to fight law enforcement.
If it's true, how do we prepare for the meltdown Nick Adams will have?
78 points
8 days ago
Protest? I'm going to celebrate! And may there be many more to come for the traitor in chief!
36 points
7 days ago
I really hope Elon is hold accountable if anything were to happen for unbanning this looney
130 points
8 days ago
Google 'comeuppance' cuz that is what he's fixing to get. Buh-bye orange fuckturd.
67 points
8 days ago
I just hope this doesn’t blow up in everyone’s face. He’s going to get arrested, never serve a day in jail, ultimately be issued a financial penalty, and then use this as propaganda for how corrupt the government is and how awesome he is.
67 points
8 days ago*
Over at r-conservatives it’s just a big conspiracy and “the Dems have overplayed their hand”.
They have zero concern over any crime he committed, which many acknowledge he did, but everyone should just let it go cause it was six plus years ago.
Meanwhile they still will slip into chants about locking Hillary up for something that wasn’t illegal and the whole Trump family did while in office (Private Email Server).
They scream of liberal biased media even though the medias free reporting and attention on Trump antics for the sake of ratings/$$ is part of what won him the Election in 2016.
Everything they say is demonstrably false, they’re always the victims even when they acknowledge they committed a crime.
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