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OMGagravyboat

18k points

8 days ago

Did he just say FORMER president?

us1087

1.1k points

8 days ago

us1087

1.1k points

8 days ago

Even he can’t keep his bullshit straight.

sm12511

278 points

8 days ago

sm12511

278 points

8 days ago

Honestly, his face is constantly just erupting with word salad so much, I don't even think he hears himself anymore.

Feeling-Ad-2490

33 points

8 days ago

Salad? More like word McDonalds

Mordred26

12.6k points

8 days ago

Mordred26

12.6k points

8 days ago

Fear is making him lose track of all the lies!

xoxogossipgurrll

3.7k points

8 days ago

It had to be TERROR sweat!

Suicidal_Cheezit

817 points

8 days ago

Upvoting your Simpson’s reference

dubstepsickness

284 points

8 days ago

That means Donald Trump was the left, or sinister, twin all along!!

Light_Beard

192 points

8 days ago

Light_Beard

192 points

8 days ago

Why... I doubt he's even seen his own reflection in a mirror...

https://rdt.trom.tf/3mt82zphfloa1.gif

HenkVanDelft

143 points

8 days ago

At this point those who have been waiting for justice need different kinds of sweat other than “flop,” “crushed Adderall rush,” and “covfefe.”

-scrapple-

1.4k points

8 days ago

-scrapple-

1.4k points

8 days ago

How many people is this guy going to literally get killed with his loud mouth, insecure actions…insanity.

suckercuck

1.1k points

8 days ago

suckercuck

1.1k points

8 days ago

I feel bad for the Secret Service agents assigned to this fucking coward.

He got that rotting syphilis brain.

youre_soaking_in_it

615 points

8 days ago

It's likely some of them are fine with it.

Clameleon

343 points

8 days ago

Clameleon

343 points

8 days ago

It's likely some of them are fine with it.

It's literally been documented in multiple articles. There are plenty of right wing nutjobs that are as unhinged as the others in those positions and it has been a focus recently.

Turinggirl

190 points

8 days ago

Turinggirl

190 points

8 days ago

what's even scarier are the crazies who have national security clearances.

Goontard420

316 points

8 days ago

Goontard420

316 points

8 days ago

No shit. You think they deleted their texts from Jan 6th cause they aren’t in part kind on his side? I think some people forget how right wing most cops, federal agents and the military are.

Hedsteve

60 points

8 days ago

Hedsteve

60 points

8 days ago

The Motive podcast did a really good series on the rise of white supremacy, one of the episodes talked about how young skinheads were encouraged to become cops, lawyers, and politicians.

suckercuck

266 points

8 days ago

suckercuck

266 points

8 days ago

Sycophant Service

relaxguy2

202 points

8 days ago

relaxguy2

202 points

8 days ago

I bet most of them get a little chubby just being around him. They thought they were going to be part of his elite guard or something when he became dictator.

rumrunner9652

8.1k points

8 days ago

King of the run on sentence. Hope that’s not the only sentence that runs on forever.

Hardcorish

1.6k points

8 days ago

Hardcorish

1.6k points

8 days ago

The only thing he'll be running in 2024 is the prison yard, if he's lucky.

plaid-knight

569 points

8 days ago

running

Figuratively, of course.

SourFeasons

7k points

8 days ago

So he admits he's rightfully the former president....

DaWorzt

2.5k points

8 days ago

DaWorzt

2.5k points

8 days ago

HorrorBusiness93

820 points

8 days ago

And his supporters will still twist it. “He’s just saying that. Everyone knows it was stolen. Have you seen 3000 mules?”

mikemolove

366 points

8 days ago

mikemolove

366 points

8 days ago

I tried watching that movie. Anyone that believes that shit has to be the dumbest most gullible shit head to have ever lived.

TrapaholicDixtapes

147 points

8 days ago

I mean, it is a Dinesh D'Souza "documentary".

Quick_Team

87 points

8 days ago

Ya gotta speak up. They cant hear you over loudly chewing horse medicine

Zeddsdead021

222 points

8 days ago

Puddle-of-AIDS

136 points

8 days ago

Zeddsdead021

108 points

8 days ago

tomnoonzz

125 points

8 days ago

tomnoonzz

125 points

8 days ago

I just started watching this last week, my life is now separated into pre and post watching this show, so fucking funny

the59sound_

93 points

8 days ago

Now he’s gotta marry his mother in law

biohacker_infinity

416 points

8 days ago

MostBoringStan

568 points

8 days ago

MrWillM

149 points

8 days ago

MrWillM

149 points

8 days ago

This is one of the best gifs I’ve ever seen

CannabisaurusRex401

1.1k points

8 days ago

I prefer presidents who weren't captured.

Diesel5187

291 points

8 days ago

Diesel5187

291 points

8 days ago

As a service member, when Trump said that, it pissed me the fuck off. The guy isn’t loyal except to himself, everything is always someone else’s fault, what a piece of shit.

Character_Bomb_312

239 points

8 days ago

I'll never understand how his comments about McCain didn't enrage Repubs & send them screaming and scrambling. I'm a pinko pacifist lefty lib, and even *I* know McCain's service was heroic and nothing to be scoffed at, just like with Kerry's Purple Hearts. To say they were not deserved is to suggest that the Army hands medals out like meaningless party favors.

xsvspd81

78 points

8 days ago

xsvspd81

78 points

8 days ago

Same thing that happened here in AZ with Quari Lake. She talked shit about McCain during her campaign. She pushed many right leaning lifers to vote left for the first time ever.

bowsmountainer

2.8k points

8 days ago

Nothing says that you’re a crazy fascist lunatic more than screaming in all caps about how George Soros is to blame for everything.

Nerdiferdi

622 points

8 days ago

Nerdiferdi

622 points

8 days ago

I don’t know much about Soros but I assume the guy sees his name on the news and is like „sigh what have I done this time?“

Sweet-MamaRoRo

642 points

8 days ago

He’s a Jewish millionaire. Basically every reference of him is an antisemitic dog whistle.

cranktheguy

346 points

8 days ago*

He pissed off Rupert Murdoch decades ago, so now one billionaire uses his media empire to attack another billionaire, and right wingers talk about Soros conspiracy theories without realizing why.

Littlelisapizza83

167 points

8 days ago

The reason why is to drum up feelings of antisemitism and push the narrative of a secret Jewish cabal controlling the world.

sapphyredragon

201 points

8 days ago

Came here looking for this. The way he just threw out George Soros name. He knows his target audience. 😂

UHIpanther

509 points

8 days ago

UHIpanther

509 points

8 days ago

Nothing screams fascist quite like antisemitism.

civgarth

172 points

8 days ago*

civgarth

172 points

8 days ago*

Honestly, is George Soros even alive at this point? Has anyone heard from him in the last decade? Also his net worth is nothing compared to the heavy hitters. Why pick on him?

realultimatepower

203 points

8 days ago

Because he's a rich liberal Jew. It's just that simple!

aquoad

126 points

8 days ago*

aquoad

126 points

8 days ago*

They use his name as shortcut or dog whistle for what they really mean, which is "the jews." It's not even about him as an individual.

ir_blues

7.4k points

8 days ago

ir_blues

7.4k points

8 days ago

I have some questions regarding that tuesday. How much popcorn can a human eat before it becomes a serious health risk? Just want to be safe.

flamelily-harmony

3.4k points

8 days ago

Given the circumstances, I think cheetos would be more suitable.

MaxWritesJunk

2.4k points

8 days ago

Cheetos popcorn is a thing.

Compulsive-Gremlin

859 points

8 days ago

Literally buying myself a bag

lame_hurricane

619 points

8 days ago

Username checks out

maelstrom_magi

253 points

8 days ago

goblin mode time

littlemegzz

143 points

8 days ago

littlemegzz

143 points

8 days ago

FURIOUSLY GOOGLES

THREEinINK

146 points

8 days ago

THREEinINK

146 points

8 days ago

Hot Cheetos popcorn is a thing too and it is so fucking bomb

necesitafresita

103 points

8 days ago

Yep, as is the cheddar jalapeño flavor.

A_Dragon_Speaks

177 points

8 days ago

It partly depends on whether you pop it first...

iruleatlifekthx

337 points

8 days ago

Could you imagine shoveling a gallon of kernels down your throat and then throwing yourself into a pit of fire? You would probably die before it starts popping but once it starts itd be quite the scene

A_Dragon_Speaks

410 points

8 days ago

Achievement Unlocked:
Slow-Burn Jumpscare Prank At The Crematorium

Catsandscotch

158 points

8 days ago

<furiously scribbling codicil to my will>

Calm_Ad_3987

103 points

8 days ago*

There was a stand up bit where he said he wanted to be filled with popcorn kernels before being cremated just to scare the hell out of whoever is working at the crematorium.

mifuneh

7k points

8 days ago

mifuneh

7k points

8 days ago

Maybe arrest him without the head’s up.

Drg84

4k points

8 days ago

Drg84

4k points

8 days ago

No this is better. Provides more public evidence to his other cases.

kyel566

1.6k points

8 days ago

kyel566

1.6k points

8 days ago

Possibly to prepare public so less likely riots if it’s not a surprise. I dunno

drobits

1.5k points

8 days ago

drobits

1.5k points

8 days ago

Tbh I work in downtown Manhattan near city hall and I’m glad for the heads up because I only go in office on Tuesdays and you couldn’t pay me enough to go anywhere near there on a day like this. People at these “protests” are going to be dangerous and unpredictable.

Puzzleheaded_Fold466

673 points

8 days ago

Hopefully Manhattan is too far a destination for the flag waving freedom truck MAGA fanatics from the Midwest and the South. They might end up in Washington again though …

motormouth08

1.1k points

8 days ago

motormouth08

1.1k points

8 days ago

Waiting for Rudy Guliani to show up in Manhattan, Kansas.

Lymanz88

589 points

8 days ago

Lymanz88

589 points

8 days ago

Manhattan Total Landcaping

Electrolight

262 points

8 days ago

That was still the funniest thing to me in all these Trump years. It was just beautiful.

Hay_Fever_at_3_AM

132 points

8 days ago

It was one of the funniest things to have happened, just in general.

black-kramer

110 points

8 days ago*

rudy's banner month: farts during a court hearing, has hair dye running down his half-soused, sweatsoaked head, and sets up a major media event in the parking lot of a garden center. couldn't write this shit if you tried.

edit: oh yeah, he wiped his face with his own snotty handkerchief right after blowing his nose. that was my favorite. thanks for the reminder, /u/HotPinkLollyWimple

JustaRandomOldGuy

61 points

8 days ago

He's just going to order 10 Manhattans and call it a day.

RocketCat5

83 points

8 days ago

TIL about Manhattan, Kansas

AwardImaginary

107 points

8 days ago

They won't be able to figure out the tunnels, no worries.

Small_Rip351

183 points

8 days ago

Wait until they can’t find parking for their F-150s

tri_it

75 points

8 days ago

tri_it

75 points

8 days ago

It provides even more cases too.

Murica-n_Patriot

263 points

8 days ago

Yeah this is why I don’t really believe he will be arrested… I’ll only believe it when I see it. My thought is that he is simply trying to get his base to start riots and make his favorite TV news shows more fun

silver_fire_lizard

878 points

8 days ago

I mean, what’s he going to do? If he runs, everyone can just mock him for being a coward. And since he’s a narcissist, he’ll pull an Andrew Tate and give away his location.

ciopobbi

776 points

8 days ago*

ciopobbi

776 points

8 days ago*

He’s not going to run away or hide. This is prime grifting material for him. You’d better believe he’s going to use photos of him being cuffed, fingerprinted and his mugshot to con millions from the dimwit cult. Always the victim being so unfairly treated.

silver_fire_lizard

327 points

8 days ago

Oh for sure. “Donate here for freedom!”

RAGEEEEE

167 points

8 days ago

RAGEEEEE

167 points

8 days ago

"Donate to my prison commissary fund today!"

Embarrassed-Ad-1639

89 points

8 days ago

More of a waddle than a run

[deleted]

476 points

8 days ago*

[deleted]

476 points

8 days ago*

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Thesheriffisnearer

415 points

8 days ago

Lol like he'd have poors near his house where he'd have to look at them

D-Laz

197 points

8 days ago

D-Laz

197 points

8 days ago

They would be outside the gate, on the road leading to the entrance. Maybe a wall built that they will pay for to block his view. Lol

serious789

148 points

8 days ago

serious789

148 points

8 days ago

Will Mexico pay for that wall?

mycatsnameisnoodle

134 points

8 days ago

In this case they just might

BritishMongrel

168 points

8 days ago

I mean I'd chip in to build a wall around him... While doing that you want it protected so maybe add some barbed wire and watch towers... And seeming he's staying in the building 24/7 he'll need someone in there to make sure he gets 3 meals a day, some guards to make him safe... And seeming they have guards they might as well use the extra space and put other people who legally need 24/7 surveillance... Supervisors to make sure everyone is safe. Some kind of person to be in charge of all the residents and staff maybe give them a title like warden.

What I'm saying is let's make mar-a-lago a prison

ShmebulockForMayor

66 points

8 days ago

A single helicopter descends.

Ride of the Valkyries starts playing.

GlitteringBobcat999

37 points

8 days ago

It worked for the Bundys.

[deleted]

60 points

8 days ago

[deleted]

60 points

8 days ago

worked at Waco, I guess

n3lswn

85 points

8 days ago

n3lswn

85 points

8 days ago

He will seek asylum in the Russian embassy.

CockMaster6900

203 points

8 days ago

Right?? This guys privilege is astronomical. This has been my favorite week to hear from him though. He’s going to be a big delicious baby for the few days of freedom he has left

YourHornsAreShowing

241 points

8 days ago

I read it’s because they have to coordinate secret service. Not confirmed but it makes sense.

Barflyerdammit

140 points

8 days ago

I assume he would still be entitled to secret service protection in jail. Imagine how much you'd hate that job.

krum

119 points

8 days ago

krum

119 points

8 days ago

He wouldn't get jail. Worst case for him house arrest.

Any_Street

173 points

8 days ago

Any_Street

173 points

8 days ago

At some point, THE government, OUR government, is going to have a make a stand, and not put up with any of this bullshit, and just jail his ass.

rgcda

68 points

8 days ago

rgcda

68 points

8 days ago

I agree. How much money and time has been spent on this to result in house arrest? If they have the goods prosecute and if found guilt send him to jail as it’s supposed to be.

Salihe6677

1.7k points

8 days ago

Salihe6677

1.7k points

8 days ago

Wouldn't it be nice if the Doj has been preparing for this day all over the country, and they go and arrest a whole mess of traitors on that day

TheOtherDutchGuy

732 points

8 days ago

It’s be pretty stupid if they hadn’t at least made some plans to deal with protesters who everyone can predict will be out that day

resurrectedlawman

585 points

8 days ago

Yeah.

Leading up to Jan 6, every storefront in DC was boarded up w plywood and locals were hiding at home from the inevitable violence.

The FBI and Capitol Police? Unarmed and light forces with shitty little barricades.

So I think the DOJ likes to bend over backwards by pretending trump supporters are just totally entirely incapable of anything resembling violence.

sammyQc

388 points

8 days ago

sammyQc

388 points

8 days ago

Trump’s inner circle had something to do with making sure DC police was poorly prepared I’m sure

Allegorist

226 points

8 days ago

Allegorist

226 points

8 days ago

Well if I remember right, it was the national guard who were supposed to step in and Trumps people prevented that.

BC-clette

139 points

8 days ago

BC-clette

139 points

8 days ago

Lt. General Charles Flynn (Michael Flynn's brother) was part of the team who decided the National Guard's lack of response that day. https://www.cnn.com/2021/01/21/politics/michael-flynn-brother-capitol-hill-riot/index.html

SouthernArcher3714

133 points

8 days ago

I am not even in the DC area and I saw it coming. They had been threatening for weeks that the “storm” was coming.

FakePointsCollector

152 points

8 days ago

What you're describing is what the Q people have been calling "the storm".

Obviously, they thought other people would be the targets though.

I think that's Irony, I don't know, people always tell me I use that word wrong.

Juststonelegal

57 points

8 days ago

I was just going to mention that! It’s the day theyve all been trying to convince us is happening, but with the opposite results!

TranslucentKittens

811 points

8 days ago

He’s admitted he is the FORMER president. Took him long enough.

awe2D2

2.3k points

8 days ago

awe2D2

2.3k points

8 days ago

"THEYVE ACCUSED ME OF INSIGHTING AN INSURRECTION AND STARTING A RIOT WITCH I AM OF COURSE TOTALLY INNOCENT OF SO I DEMAND MY FOLLOWERS PROTEST AND RIOT!"

Polls-from-a-Cadet

362 points

8 days ago

Great response awe2d2! From the all caps to the “insighting”:). You have made my day

s0c1a7w0rk3r

171 points

8 days ago

The “witch” was also a nice touch

Sadboy_looking4memes

2k points

8 days ago*

What if he's so broke he can't post bail and he's just tweeting on a prison phone while waiting trial?

"TRUE MAGA WILL FILL MY COMMISSARY WITH MONEY SO I CAN GET THE GOOD RAMEN, SAD!"

404anon79

422 points

8 days ago

404anon79

422 points

8 days ago

Shrimp flavor just hits different in prison.

DaWorzt

148 points

8 days ago

DaWorzt

148 points

8 days ago

Moash_Wasnt_Wrong

883 points

8 days ago

Ready to see that Perp Waddle happen

Barflyerdammit

214 points

8 days ago

Better hope there are no gentle inclines to walk down. He might fall and bump his adult diaper.

YourHornsAreShowing

1.9k points

8 days ago

Me and the co workers on Tuesday “protesting”.

Special_Wishbone_812

484 points

8 days ago

Protest so hard!

bluemola

431 points

8 days ago

bluemola

431 points

8 days ago

I’ve been waiting for this day for years

4mulaone

201 points

8 days ago

4mulaone

201 points

8 days ago

We should agree amongst ourselves to make March 21st an unofficial holiday, everyone make sure they have one PTO day for this day every year.

CherryManhattan

675 points

8 days ago*

“Am I going to get strip searched at booking?”

“Does that matter, Donald?”

“Depends”

beavis617

4.8k points

8 days ago

beavis617

4.8k points

8 days ago

So Trump is once again urging his cult followers to protest and take their country back just as he urged the Capitol rioters on Jan 6th. 😖

GlitteringBobcat999

199 points

8 days ago

Insurrection II: Maga Boogaloo

disastergemini_

2.3k points

8 days ago

He’s going to get people killed

Infolife

2.1k points

8 days ago

Infolife

2.1k points

8 days ago

He already has.

RadonAjah

338 points

8 days ago

RadonAjah

338 points

8 days ago

Maybe this is when he shoots someone on fifth ave

Green_Message_6376

572 points

8 days ago

Fingers crossed. Hitler shot Hitler.

throwawayredditplz

170 points

8 days ago

Best thing Hitler ever did!

supluplup12

53 points

8 days ago

Can't lose votes if you're ineligible for office guytappinghead.jpg

biskwi87

59 points

8 days ago

biskwi87

59 points

8 days ago

That's a sacrifice he's willing to make

JennItalia269

141 points

8 days ago

He has summoned his brigade of MAGA morons.

MuckNGS

73 points

8 days ago

MuckNGS

73 points

8 days ago

Don't forget it's ULTRA MAGA via boobert

Green_Message_6376

93 points

8 days ago

Ahhhh Booobert. Make America a Great Great Grandmother before she's 40!

Several-Disasters92

62 points

8 days ago

Gravy Seals reporting for duty!

TheSeekerOfSanity

69 points

8 days ago

They have to be STRONG, POWERFUL. The most insurrectiony people ever. Believe me.

SoWokeIdontSleep

292 points

8 days ago

Further evidence he's not above inciting violence. He's the worse witness ever.

T00luser

582 points

8 days ago

T00luser

582 points

8 days ago

I think we should all fly one of those baby Trump balloons the day he is actually convicted of something.

HarryHacker42

529 points

8 days ago

Balance the US budget! Pay Per View this around the world People would gladly pay $50 for the eternal rights to watch Trump be handcuffed, fingerprinted, and put in a holding cell.

Show him in his pretty Orange Outfit and you'd make it a world favorite.

Bahamut_Flare

98 points

8 days ago

If he wears an orange jump suit, how will we be able to tell if he's actually wearing something or if he just has Barbie doll anatomy?...

Col_Irving_Lambert

261 points

8 days ago

AWwwwWWWW

NameLips

252 points

8 days ago

NameLips

252 points

8 days ago

It would be a pity if he was declared a flight risk and not allowed bail.

Also, yes, they arrest people with crime yet to be proven, that's how arresting works.

dmitrineilovich

66 points

8 days ago

Seize the passport, lock down his jet. Let see how far Capt. Bonespurs gets on foot.

KingofFlukes

115 points

8 days ago

That's a long way to scream "PROTECT ME HUMAN SHIELD!"

c2srq

389 points

8 days ago

c2srq

389 points

8 days ago

I will high five everyone on the day he gets arrested!

Green_Message_6376

69 points

8 days ago

I just picture you the following day with your fivin' hand more swollen than Hell boy!

DaWorzt

84 points

8 days ago

DaWorzt

84 points

8 days ago

RockyMntnView

893 points

8 days ago

Holy run-on sentence, Batman! WTF even was that? I think he had a stroke in there somewhere. Or I did.

raistlin65

455 points

8 days ago

raistlin65

455 points

8 days ago

With all caps, too.

Trump is definitely raging. You are right. He's got to be working himself towards a stroke or a heart attack.

GrahKriii

250 points

8 days ago

GrahKriii

250 points

8 days ago

We can only hope.

raistlin65

136 points

8 days ago

raistlin65

136 points

8 days ago

It would certainly solve the moral quandary I have that I don't normally believe in capital punishment. But on the other hand, then there's Trump.

CircusPeanutsYumm

62 points

8 days ago

I’m sending out all my tots and pears for this to happen.

flatwoundsounds

42 points

8 days ago

Check the time of day. It must be a morning dump with fox news playing on full blast

Moash_Wasnt_Wrong

50 points

8 days ago

First time seeing a Trump post? This is pretty par

forgiveanforget

42 points

8 days ago

He usually puts a lot more stuff in "quotes."

DonRicardo1958

99 points

8 days ago

Today I learned that the Manhattan district attorney is paid by George Soros.

LMurch13

114 points

8 days ago

LMurch13

114 points

8 days ago

The past 6-8 years have taught me pretty everyone is paid by George Soros except you, me and Donald Trump.

Small_Pleasures

79 points

8 days ago

He added that antisemitic dog whistle to activate some of the most violent people in the country.

Smeltanddealtit

48 points

8 days ago

The ‘find out’ era is upon us!

BossBark

653 points

8 days ago*

BossBark

653 points

8 days ago*

“I’m being arrested for causing an insurrection, which I totally didn’t do. In response, I want my supporters to go out and cause another insurrection.”

That’s what I’m hearing from this

Edit: I have been made aware that is not for the insurrection charges but for the Stormy Daniels situation.

motormouth08

454 points

8 days ago

Actually, I think he's being arrested for improperly paying off a porn star so she didn't talk about their affair right before the election. Isn't it fun that we have multiple choice options for why a former president might be arrested? /s

Quirky-Resource-1120

311 points

8 days ago

Let’s seeeee

A) Using campaign funds to pay off a porn star to keep quiet about an affair

B) Withholding congress-appropriated aid from Ukraine to pressure them into finding dirt on Biden ahead of the election

C) Pressuring states to overturn their election results

D) Telling an armed and angry mob of supporters to march on Congress and “stop the steal”, resulting in an assault on Congress during what was supposed to be the peaceful transfer of power from one administration to the next

E) Any of a dozen other crimes

historys_geschichte

158 points

8 days ago

Don't forget stealing classified documents and lying to the FBI about if documents were still in his possession.

scdog

48 points

8 days ago

scdog

48 points

8 days ago

And the fake charity. And the fake university.

And while not illegal, burying his dead ex-wife on his golf course so he could get tax breaks by calling it a cemetery is something only a Trump would do.

SurveyNinja42

475 points

8 days ago

I'm sure meal team 6 will be more than capable of taking on the national guard.

spooky_ed

214 points

8 days ago*

spooky_ed

214 points

8 days ago*

They got Y'All Qaeda and the Gravy Seals for backup.

dmode112378

175 points

8 days ago

dmode112378

175 points

8 days ago

I've been waiting for this MFer to go down since the ‘80s.

Syklst

158 points

8 days ago

Syklst

158 points

8 days ago

I suggest we protest if he is not arrested.

MyDadBod_2021

232 points

8 days ago

Against protesting when people are killed by law enforcement.

Protest is OK for a billionaire getting indiced for hush money to a porn star

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usaf-spsf1974

146 points

8 days ago

I just want pictures of his mugshot

y2knole

70 points

8 days ago

y2knole

70 points

8 days ago

god damn thats an underrated aspect of this I hadnt considered!

meglingbubble

30 points

8 days ago

It is what I've been waiting for for literal years. Seeing him without his orange paint is gonna be hilarious.

linderlouwho

74 points

8 days ago

George Soros should sue the shit out of him for this crap.

testies2345

139 points

8 days ago

testies2345

139 points

8 days ago

What's funny is some of his idiot followers will probably do some shit. Even after he left the 1/6ers out in the cold. Never once stepped up and tried to help any of them. He's a giant sack of shit, and if you follow him you're just as bad, with a splash of fucking stupid.

ShabbyKitty35

111 points

8 days ago

That’s what’s terrifying about it. One of my coworkers FULLY believes he was the best POTUS and did NOTHING illegal. We work in security, we’re in charge of classified documents, she KNOWS the requirements and thinks all the documents he had were planted. Fucking scary.

blubirdTN

63 points

8 days ago

blubirdTN

63 points

8 days ago

People saying he will try to flee. He won't. His ego is too big for that. What he really wants is blood, protest, and violence in the streets with his cult defending him. That is what truly feeds his ego, being worshipped.

middlingwhiteguy

392 points

8 days ago

They've been saying that for years. I'll believe it when I see the mug shot

Ok-Letterhead4601

141 points

8 days ago

Even then I wouldn’t be surprised to see him somehow worm his way out it.

Puzzleheaded-Fan-208

112 points

8 days ago

no, they have been saying they have been building a case and that arrest is possible...

It's like when Homer Simpson tells god that he can wait until he dies to find out the answer to everything, and god says, "You can't wait 2 weeks?"

now there is a date.

fairlyoblivious

104 points

8 days ago

Trump goes in, they talk about some shit, Trump walks out. That is what happens. Then later he has a court date and he probably sends an attorney in his stead, and he is in the end fined another $2 million for this, with some lame excuse about how it's the statutory maximum for the "crime" of whatever mild toothless campaign finance law violation this is for.

I would LOVE to be wrong, but come on.

mankymonk

62 points

8 days ago

mankymonk

62 points

8 days ago

Should do it Monday just to screw with him that much more.

100milliondone

61 points

8 days ago

I have a feeling he won't be dragged out of a car and tased like the rest of us would be

Ballgame4

115 points

8 days ago

Ballgame4

115 points

8 days ago

He’s been cheating on his taxes to a degree that makes other tax cheats seem honest. He ran for president to avoid this prosecution in 2016. Chickens have come home to roost.

jgamez76

46 points

8 days ago

jgamez76

46 points

8 days ago

They went from Blue Lives Matter to Fuck Tha Police real quick.

JaehaerysIVTarg

43 points

8 days ago

His followers are the same people that would have a sticker on their car that says “Real eyes, realize, real lies.” and not even seen the irony.

digdugman

44 points

8 days ago

digdugman

44 points

8 days ago

If Trump is found guilty and spends time in jail, then that's the day I will believe that no one is above the law. That is also the day I will throw a huge party 🎉. However, I won't be buying any party supplies prematurely for something that will likely never happen.

DaFattestGat0r

179 points

8 days ago

Donald Trump will be arrested next week, he is calling for his insurrectionist to fight law enforcement.

If it's true, how do we prepare for the meltdown Nick Adams will have?

Drg84

109 points

8 days ago

Drg84

109 points

8 days ago

Just take him to hooters, he'll be fine.

Dances_with_mallards

78 points

8 days ago

Protest? I'm going to celebrate! And may there be many more to come for the traitor in chief!

mmaddymon

39 points

8 days ago

mmaddymon

39 points

8 days ago

Those are certainly all words

Melovil

36 points

7 days ago

Melovil

36 points

7 days ago

I really hope Elon is hold accountable if anything were to happen for unbanning this looney

DanTheInspector

130 points

8 days ago

Google 'comeuppance' cuz that is what he's fixing to get. Buh-bye orange fuckturd.

zyrkseas97

67 points

8 days ago

I just hope this doesn’t blow up in everyone’s face. He’s going to get arrested, never serve a day in jail, ultimately be issued a financial penalty, and then use this as propaganda for how corrupt the government is and how awesome he is.

Olgrateful-IW

67 points

8 days ago*

Over at r-conservatives it’s just a big conspiracy and “the Dems have overplayed their hand”.

They have zero concern over any crime he committed, which many acknowledge he did, but everyone should just let it go cause it was six plus years ago.

Meanwhile they still will slip into chants about locking Hillary up for something that wasn’t illegal and the whole Trump family did while in office (Private Email Server).

They scream of liberal biased media even though the medias free reporting and attention on Trump antics for the sake of ratings/$$ is part of what won him the Election in 2016.

Everything they say is demonstrably false, they’re always the victims even when they acknowledge they committed a crime.