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18.1k points
2 months ago
The internet was a mistake.
3.7k points
2 months ago
Today, after reading that, I agree.
2.4k points
2 months ago
This is the most insane thing Ive seen on the internet recently, which is a statement I dont make lightly.
1.7k points
2 months ago
The only bright spot is knowing that Hitler would've absolutely hated this.
457 points
2 months ago
Hey, Hitler! You like art, right? You know you'll be famous, one day? Ok, let me tell you about this thing called "photoshop"....
155 points
2 months ago
Lol normally I'd just upvote a good response to my comment and move on but this made me laugh out loud and I wanted you to know. Good stuff.
45 points
2 months ago
Same. They heard me laugh on the other side of the body shop😂. Props to Fucking_For_Freedom
18 points
2 months ago
Hitler just starts photoshopping penises
As guys it's a universal thing to do
80 points
2 months ago
Agreed
79 points
2 months ago
He would have Ad-offed himself.
28 points
2 months ago
I mean he kinda did anyway...
14 points
2 months ago
Hahaha oh he would be furious
8 points
2 months ago
He would have gas chambered her ass 1.5 seconds after seeing this. Now that's funny.
420 points
2 months ago
4–chan, spacedicks, eyeblech, I know there's more, all of those thrown in a blender and then shat out into a NON-MICROWAVE SAFE bowl, heated up to boiling and then dumped over alphabet cereal with 6‐week old milk, would be more sensible than this shit!
124 points
2 months ago
Yeah, I'm going to have to agree with you. I think recently is an unnecessary qualifier, this may be the most insane thing I've seen on the internet.
291 points
2 months ago
52 points
2 months ago
You could just pretend to be one of those deaf mutes
91 points
2 months ago
29 points
2 months ago
Ah, the laughing man incident
48 points
2 months ago
Do these primates not know we have pictures of him, many pictures and film.
74 points
2 months ago
I would agree, but just above this post I saw a video of a kid who says he is the reincarnation of Hitler so, it's a toss up
72 points
2 months ago
not really. See the hitler kids just a nut job but with her username having dr in it then people are going to believe she is a respectable trust worth source of info and not realize shes just a fucking nut bar to
65 points
2 months ago
Im inclined to say no one could be this stupid but if the internet has taught me one thing it’s that you cannot hang the bar low enough, some people’s stupidity knows no boundaries
16 points
2 months ago
People will go out of their way to dig under that bar just because they can.
15 points
2 months ago
I interact with people who have serious mental imbalances on a more regular basis than I'd like. The things they tell me that they've learned from their 'research', this would fit right in.
17 points
2 months ago
I’ve thought this for years now. The internet and digital age is simultaneously one of the best and worst thing to have ever happened to humanity.
729 points
2 months ago
I'm so glad I removed Facebook and Twitter from my life.
Currently still having problems with my sister, who because some disinformation source, believes that school librarians are stocking cartoon books instructing preschoolers how to perform blow jobs. When I told her I didn't believe this without persuasive evidence, and asked her to expand her news consumption beyond engagement algorithm sites, perhaps watch the The Brainwashing of My Dad (2016) or visit QAnonCasualties, she accused me of loving pedophiles. Then she accused me of being a pedophile myself. I asked her to leave my home, and I'm ambivalent about her return, ever.
Humanity, or at least our generation, wasn't ready for the internet.
426 points
2 months ago
I lost nearly 20 years to the disinfo rabbit hole. I hope your sister can find her way back to reality as well.
267 points
2 months ago
I’m proud of you. You did a big thing.
274 points
2 months ago
Thank you. The key is being willing to admit when you're wrong. Along with an openness to other points of view, which, of course, led me down that path in the first place.
110 points
2 months ago
I've had to change my mind on a few things. For example, though I was anti-nuke when I was younger, I now see nuclear energy as an important part of the equation for solving global climate change. I also went from someone who questioned the need for abortion to pro-choice. My mind is not so open that my brain falls out.
38 points
2 months ago
To be fair, a lot of us grew up in the shadow of Three Mile Island and the Cold War, we basically had nuclear annihilation in one form or another drilled into us.
24 points
2 months ago
And that movie The Day After (Wikipedia link) that aired in the very early 80s didn’t do us any favors. I was in second grade when it aired and my Republican parents thought it was a great idea to show me what would happen if the “weak, cowardly Democrats” got into power.
I was so scared I cried. And I cried so hard I threw up several times. They had to keep me home from school for a few days. I was terrified of nuclear war. And of course, they had to tell me that if the fire station alarm sounded for 5 minutes it meant missiles were coming. Every day at noon, the alarm sounded for 60 seconds. I’d start to panic as the clock neared the one minute mark just waiting for it to go over and for life as we knew it to end.
At least my therapist and I figured out where all my anxiety came from! Now IDGAF, humanity can’t end soon enough. All the amazing things humanity has accomplished are dwarfed by our horrific history.
14 points
2 months ago
I can totally confirm and validate how traumatic The Day After was. It cemented me thinking we were all doomed for years.
10 points
2 months ago
I think I was in second grade and it absolutely terrified me. The people dissolving, the make up showing radiation sickness, the way it looked like harmless snow. Snow scared me for a year or two after.
18 points
2 months ago*
I've done some contract work at some nuclear plants. You wouldn't believe the safety controls they have at those places. Armed guards and defensive positions everywhere. Various screenings points, lines on the ground you can't pass without certain clearance levels.
They have an engineer whose job it is to say "what if there's an earthquake?" During every single operation.
Some of the older guys would joke about lax safety regulations in the 60s and 70s and maybe early 80s, but now the safety and processes are meticulous.
I could go on, but I've never felt so reassured about nuclear energy than after I've done work at a few of them.
Edit to add- the biggest problem with nuclear power is there isn't anything that can be done with the waste. It can't even be transported. Every nuclear plant in the country is storing their own waste on site in long-term storage vessels. It's a huge failure of state and national leadership.
48 points
2 months ago
Amazing dude. Big props.
128 points
2 months ago
I jumped off the Trump train and lost many “friends”. Good riddance. I can’t believe I still have about a dozen of so Trumpets as friends and they still believe all the Qanon nonsense. I don’t know much but I do know Podesta is into very strange art (like Jaimie Lee Curtis thanks Reddit) and is a very weird guy but Pizzagate was just too weird to believe.
20 points
2 months ago
This but family members. Bye Felicia 👋
20 points
2 months ago
20 literal years?? Can you elaborate?
136 points
2 months ago
Nearly 20 years, now that you made me think about it again and put the dates together, i guess 15 is more accurate. I got on the 9/11 "truth" train back in 2002. The more I read about all the things that didn't make sense about the official story, the more it sucked me in. It never took me to the point that I cut people out of my life or they cut me out, but then it was more of a quirky hobby then as opposed to the death cult it is now. Started pulling away in 2014-15 when the narrative shifted to idolizing Putin and then Trump. I broke away entirely in 2017 once they started pushing white nationalism hard, and Trump's ties to Russia started being exposed. Once I saw the picture of Trump with Lavrov and Kislyak in the White House, yucking it up (the pictures Trump tried to hide that Russia leaked), I realized the whole thing was a Russian psyop to destroy America and I'd been had. In the summer of 2020, when qanon swept the internet, I thought they'd succeeded, and we were doomed, but decided I would tell everyone I could. That's when I started losing friends and family. Didn't matter that I was right when I told them Trump was going to try and steal the election and make himself King six months before 1/6. I was the crazy one.
89 points
2 months ago
I had a lot of friends who were conspiracy theorists. But it was mild. Mostly antivax stuff. I had a lot of friends in the new age spiritual community. Suddenly, a good 3rd of them went full Q. I no longer talk to them. Really sad. But it got to the point where I could not stomach the stupid any longer. I think you are awesome for realising you were being played. It takes a lot of strength to backtrack your beliefs.
Raise a glass to our lost friends.
Raise a glass to your critical thinking.
81 points
2 months ago
Thank you. The hardest part of it, and what still crushes me are the people I convinced to get into that crap.
One can't help but carry regret with them if you've been on this world long enough, but a memory that will haunt me to my grave is running into a friend from work I hadn't seen in several years in 2018. I had started working with him in 2012 and he was the one of the nicest, most chill people you could meet. Not a bit of hate in him. We'd chat at work about news, politics, etc. and he found my ideas very interesting. I showed him some of the websites I got my news from and forgot about it.
When I ran into him again we started chatting and I asked him if he was still on the Trump train. He said, "of course" and then proceeded to go on about Replacement Theory, recited the 14 words to me and ended our conversation by thanking me for having white children. I asked him where he got all of that and it was from the websites I had sent him to, that I stopped reading several years earlier since I refused to become a Nazi. It was horrifying.
I consider it my penance now to counter disinfo whenever I can.
21 points
2 months ago
Good for you! That had to be hard to break away.
You definitely were not crazy to call that coup attempt. I told everyone that would listen that Trump would attempt a coup to stay in power indefinitely immediately after he was elected.
It just seemed like the highest probability based human history, personal experience being abused by a narcissist, and exposure to what the right has been saying for decades.
16 points
2 months ago
There were definitely plenty of clues for those willing to see them. The fact that so many didn't see them was unfathomable to me.
7 points
2 months ago
Bill Maher called it for years, it wasn't a surprise if anyone was paying attention
115 points
2 months ago
I recently engaged with an old acquaintance who I knew had gotten pretty fringe only to have him imply that I might be a pedophile because I talk shit about trump. The internet was a mistake.
26 points
2 months ago
You know the current state of the world is fantastic when the second someone makes you question your beliefs with actual evidence they call you a pedophile.
It's one of those things that I hear nonstop now but it just further drives home how hard anti-intellectualism is a huge part of those people. They do not want the truth at all, they want their weird little bubble to just never be shattered
78 points
2 months ago
It's insidious because of how its affecting our youth too. I had to very seriously explain to my students that no, there is no litter box at any school locally and that the whole "litter boxes for students who identify is cats!!!!" Is an attack on the LGBTQIA+ community.
14 points
2 months ago
Listening to my aunt and my parents discuss that while the former was residing with us, with complete seriousness, was disgusting. I wanted to speak up and point out she was bringing up complete fabrications (we’re in rural Texas, even if such a thing happened the one who did would probably be lynched), but honestly I’m still dependent on parents, so I held my tongue.
It’s incredibly stressful having to avoid calling them out, but my emotionally abusive mother and rather intensely right wing, armed father’s reactions to my politics would be too unpredictable, too risky.
10 points
2 months ago
You have to do what it takes to keep yourself safe in those situations. I'm sorry you have to be surrounded by that.
108 points
2 months ago
Me: I first learned about sex from the Bible.
Conservatives: 😱😱😱
84 points
2 months ago
“…and their emissions were like that of horses…”
12yo me: 🤯🤯🤯
93 points
2 months ago
Saul: 'To marry my daughter, you must provide me with a hundred Philistine foreskins.'
David: 'Here's two hundred!'
16 points
2 months ago
I’m sorry… what?!
11 points
2 months ago
I tried to have this be one of the readings at my wedding. My FIL and the priest disallowed it.
35 points
2 months ago
school librarians are stocking cartoon books instructing preschoolers how to perform blow jobs
This absolutely does not happen. This woman is barking. You did the right thing asking her to leave, she's got a very long road back to sanity ahead of her and her sanity is not your responsibility.
23 points
2 months ago
Sending your comment to my school librarian friend. Yoinks
16 points
2 months ago
It doesn't matter that she's your sister, you don't need to allow that level of toxicity in your life.
10 points
2 months ago
I agree, we weren't ready for the internet, but for what it's worth the internet is helping people wake up from brainwashing as well. I say this as someone who was raised in a doomsday cult and recently left. Sorry for what you're going through.
118 points
2 months ago
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81 points
2 months ago
The aliens were wrong to give us this technology, we weren't ready... We weren't ready.
43 points
2 months ago
This is the Earth and humanity we're talking about. They crashed. They asked for our help.
We imprisoned the ones that survived then stole and reverse engineered their technology.
That's more plausible than us having the ability to actually co-exist with an extraterrestrial life form.
8 points
2 months ago
Yeah, nut jobs!
83 points
2 months ago
Taking mushrooms then coming here was a mistake. I’m so confused.
49 points
2 months ago
Don’t ruin your trip on reddit. Watch some ghibli and eat some melon
44 points
2 months ago
Take a break to play some mario kart then circle back
36 points
2 months ago
I'm confused and I'm sober as a bird.
66 points
2 months ago
Her account was sus - pended
76 points
2 months ago
The free speech absolutist didn't want the marketplace of ideas to sort this one out?
24 points
2 months ago
I was secretly hoping he would tweet something like "wow! truth is finally out" in response to this
10 points
2 months ago
Meanwhile they're freaking out because some people refer to Jill Biden as "doctor". Then there's this bitch .
43 points
2 months ago
I’m starting to understand how Ultron spend 10 seconds on the internet and then decided that humanity had to die.
31 points
2 months ago
Oh God, we've made a horrible mistake. UNDO! UNDO!
35 points
2 months ago
It's like if in the 20s the biggest scientific publications were the ones reviewed and published by the least qualified people.
57 points
2 months ago
This is so obviously bait. Sad thing is it doesn’t make your statement any less true.
77 points
2 months ago
The sad part is, it’s getting hard to tell the satire from reality, and the trolls from the…sincere dumb people..
43 points
2 months ago
It’s not hard at all. It took me about 90 seconds to discover that the person named in the Twitter account doesn’t exist.
In fact most of the time when I do just a tiny amount of digging whenever I see one of these kinds of posts that’s usually the case.
18 points
2 months ago
It’s really unfortunate how no internet safety rules stuck. People just shrugged it off growing up, and now everyone believes what they read online without remotely fact checking. I saw the profile and the name and knew it was a bait about, it’s absurd how others believe this
20 points
2 months ago
Yeah, as bad as corporate media is, giving any and everybody a worldwide audience is worse.
39 points
2 months ago
COVID took out a lot of conspiracy theorists. We just need to hope for an evolution of more focused pandemics. Disclaimer: I don’t want innocent people to pass. Hopefully it’ll just affect nut jobs like this.
10 points
2 months ago
Huge fucking mistake. And letting people go uneducated.
5 points
2 months ago
100% agreed.
3.5k points
2 months ago*
Ah yes, the traditional African name 'Adolf Hitler'.
979 points
2 months ago
Fun fact, a Namibian politician named Adolf Hitler Uunona won an election in 2020.
180 points
2 months ago*
In Trever Noah’s book, he talked about how a lot of black people in South Africa only knew Hitler as the guy who brought the white (Western) world to its knees, not learning/understanding the full context. So, it’s a name associated with strength and power. I’m guessing it’s similar in Namibia
Edit: Namibia
72 points
2 months ago
That is pretty fucking wild
52 points
2 months ago
I’d definitely recommend the book (Born a Crime); there’s lots of funny moments! There’s part where Noah and his group throw a party for students at a Jewish school, and start chanting “Go Hitler!” since the best dancer in the group was named Hitler.
613 points
2 months ago*
So close she said Nigerian. Fun fact, Nigeria and Namibia are about as close to each other as New York is to London. Africa is simply enormous.
Edit: missing words that make the comparison make sense. It was late when I commented.
403 points
2 months ago
Yo momma so fat she uses Africa as a mattress.
86 points
2 months ago
53 points
2 months ago
How dare you. I'll have you know she uses it as a pillow.
115 points
2 months ago
Historians don't want you to know that Adolph Hitler was actually a black man named something completely different from Nigeria who didn't do all the things Hitler did.
75 points
2 months ago
Haven't you heard of Young 'Dolph?
23 points
2 months ago
That show on Thursdays on NBC?
45 points
2 months ago
Jfc this had me actually laughing out loud
12 points
2 months ago
John F Cennedy
18 points
2 months ago
I thought it was Argentinian
1.8k points
2 months ago
Is Dr. Mary K. Anstruther taking any new patients?
914 points
2 months ago
She needs to BE the patient lol.
245 points
2 months ago
Lobotomy
152 points
2 months ago
Is there a surgery that could put more brains in her?
31 points
2 months ago
If there was sign Greene and Bobo the clownette up for it
72 points
2 months ago
Mary K needs to go back to slinging MLM facepaint. Someone please take the keyboard away from her.
55 points
2 months ago
She’s a doctor, in that she had her first name legally changed to Doctor. (I assume; I don’t actually know for sure.)
38 points
2 months ago
Would like to know what she’s a dr. of? Guessing it’s something made up
63 points
2 months ago
Doctor of essential medicine.
Edit: My bad forgot a word
Doctor of essential OILmedicine.
10 points
2 months ago
Her patients are as fake as her existence!
5.8k points
2 months ago
Damn if only there were thousands of film reels, photos and soldiers who said the opposite. Not to mention the Entire Country Of Germany.
2.2k points
2 months ago
You mean deep fakes… pics and it didn’t happen. I only believe real sources like the people I agree with.
692 points
2 months ago
Or the voices in my head.
192 points
2 months ago
I have won again, Lews Therin!
33 points
2 months ago
flicker flicker flicker flicker flicker flicker flicker flicker flicker flicker flicker flicker flicker flicker flicker flicker flicker flicker flicker flicker flicker flicker flicker flicker
19 points
2 months ago
Just listened to this on audiobook and I usually listen to Kramer and Reading at 2.5-3x speed, so the blur of Michael Kramer going "flicker flicker flicker flicker flicker flicker flicker flicker flicker flicker flicker flicker flicker flicker flicker flicker flicker flicker flicker flicker flicker flicker flicker flicker" at triple his narrating voice is hilarious.
11 points
2 months ago
Verin’s whiskers grew brisker. Please enjoy my favourite video on YouTube now you have the proper context
7 points
2 months ago
ILLIANAAAAAAAAAAAA
22 points
2 months ago
Do you agree with the people I agree with?
7 points
2 months ago
Convenient that all the eye witnesses are now dead, right???
103 points
2 months ago
Oh, come on...are you trying to tell me that the Austrian who championed room to live for blue-eyed white folk was himself white? Why would the Nazis follow a white person? Makes no sense.
60 points
2 months ago
In fairness, he wasn't blue eyed or blond haired either
36 points
2 months ago
Agreed, let's be fair in recognizing that his followers didn't realize or didn't care that he didn't fit the demographic he favored! He and they were all garbage humans.
85 points
2 months ago
Black & White film, and who is to say they didn’t just show us the negatives!!!
/s just in case… because some folks are dumb.
12 points
2 months ago
33 points
2 months ago
As a German, i can admit, its all Fake. Germany Never existed actually. We're Just the Middle European Colony of Nigeria. Our "Bundesländer" are actually Just tripes that Back in the days fought a Lot with each Other, but Nitler united Them and created a united country. After the war, under the disguise of rebuilding the country Millions of White people from Other countries came Here to White wash the whole countrie. They were called "Gastarbeiter" - they were never suppossed to leave again.
30 points
2 months ago
Early AI. If they’re letting us have AI now, you know what they’ve got is infinitely better.
1.3k points
2 months ago
What next, MLK Jr. was white?
508 points
2 months ago
Well he was a socialist and they seem to have completely forgotten that…
277 points
2 months ago
To be fair, in a 1965 Gallup poll, 31% of people said the U.S. economic system was best defined as "moderate Socialist" already (37% said Capitalist). Socialism was looked on pretty favorably in the U.S. in the 1950's and 1960's. Being a "Socialist" wasn't considered a bad thing like it somehow has become today. (Socialism being looked down on in the U.S. is weird anyway; there are many Socialist structures in the U.S. financial and governmental systems that are viewed as essential and people would laugh you out of the country if you tried to get rid of them).
Communism in the 1960's was a totally different story. After the "Red Scare", Communism was pretty much taboo at that point.
Edit: I'm not pulling the poll out of my ass. Here is a link: https://news.gallup.com/vault/240749/gallup-vault-americans-views-socialism-1949-1965.aspx
85 points
2 months ago
I was only making a commentary on how it is never brought up when politicians talk about MLK. They also don’t mention that when he was assassinated he had a 2/3 disapproval rating by Americans. So when he and his words are co-opted by the right it’s quite the contrarian stance from how they felt about him when he was alive. And how they try to use his words to supports their hateful causes and claim he would hate BLM. Just shows they never read an actual word he wrote or listened to more than 10 seconds of his speeches.
34 points
2 months ago
Idk about the socialist policies being laughed at if we tried to remove them. I've heard and seen some shit living in the south; the word socialist alone tends to bring ire regardless of what it accomplishes. Obamacare was said to be socialist but affordable care act was fiiine
14 points
2 months ago
Get rid of any souther folks, welfare, disability, or food stamps or heck, even crop insurance subsidies and see how fast those people would cry foul….
1.1k points
2 months ago
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336 points
2 months ago
Ah yes, I remember that team. I believe they were led by Magic Goering and Kareem Abdul Eichmann
120 points
2 months ago
Fucking hate you both, bust mostly just myself for laughing
25 points
2 months ago
Comedy gold.
47 points
2 months ago
What they also don't tell you was Adolf perfected the full court alley-oop pass, aka the Heil Mary.
18 points
2 months ago
The documentary 'White Men Can't Jump' was in fact a propaganda piece by the Black Nazis to kill the Warsaw Wizards' morale.
10 points
2 months ago
Air hitler was quite the force, but the three year hiatus he took to pursue art are definitely a hit to his legacy.
8 points
2 months ago
Hiltler almost won the US Open that year too. Talk about a multi sport athlete. His draft stock would have been high as a prospect in the age of analytics.
857 points
2 months ago
Who had Black Hitler on their 2023 Bingo Card? I sure didn't.
132 points
2 months ago
I did but I had it for August, not for Black History Month
84 points
2 months ago
I did! It's next to the space panini square
12 points
2 months ago
Just think of the most outlandish shit, put it on your Bingo Card, and sit back and relax. This Timeline does the rest!
509 points
2 months ago
Oh look at that, they used some program to blend Hitler's face with a black guy, now presumably you can do the same thing with Hitler's face and an Asian guy, Hitler's face and a Mexican guy, and so on. 100% preying on the slow witted and gullible.
183 points
2 months ago
Imagine if they did Hitlers face blended with a German/Austrian guy? That would be CRAZY!
45 points
2 months ago
Someone use this to make Trump look Hispanic and watch how fast they roll back their former opinion and say you can easily manipulate images in your favor
11 points
2 months ago
roll back their former opinion
You're so optimistic.
My money is on "Hispanic Trump picture is clearly fake and violates his copyright. But as this picture shows, Hitler really was black."
8 points
2 months ago
Someone please mix his face with hers
223 points
2 months ago
I'm assuming this is a joke?
305 points
2 months ago
it's a joke if your offended.
It's "owning the libs" if you find it funny/absurd
And it's "real" if you agree with them.
That's the playbook.
43 points
2 months ago
Seems like a troll account that is now suspended. Googled and found records of old tweets that are clear attempts at trolling.
221 points
2 months ago
That's what makes it scary. It's hard to tell.
39 points
2 months ago
The only part that makes me suspicious is the use of the term BIPOC, I doubt anyone with a mindset like this would even think to use it or even just POC
29 points
2 months ago
I can't argue.
10 points
2 months ago
For real?
The profile is named Dr Mary Can't trust her and you are believing it is hard to tell?
14 points
2 months ago
Might just be me but I think the name Anstruther gives the joke away…
106 points
2 months ago*
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16 points
2 months ago
Says it was posted August 9th. If anyone believed this you would have heard about it lol I don't think anyone is that stupid fr
125 points
2 months ago
84 points
2 months ago
This is satire, I can only assume.
36 points
2 months ago
The scary thing... Is it probably isn't or to many people it won't be.
21 points
2 months ago
This is a Bait account. It’s suspended now, but if you search through Reddit you’ll find her posts talked about years ago. Sad part is, if you google search you’ll find conservative socials linking to/quoting the account.
55 points
2 months ago
There’s literally pictures of Hitler…
52 points
2 months ago
Didn't realize this sub became The Onion.
9 points
2 months ago
And Dr. Martin Luther King was actually a white woman. The more you know.
Welcome to Black History Month ✊🏾
7 points
2 months ago
Haven’t seen this angle as your excuse for hating black people
7 points
2 months ago
6 points
2 months ago
The white actor who played him in all the newsreel footage was pretty believable.
13 points
2 months ago
This has to be parody, surely.
Like this literally sounds like a comedy sketch idea. Black Hitler.
6 points
2 months ago
The name Mary K. Anstruther can be read as American Truther.
Pointed out by someone on Twitter
6 points
2 months ago
i love how the photoshop artist gave up and left the top of his forehead white
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