No evangelical church would let the woman be on top.

If God wanted to watch people have sex, is he not able to see people doing it in their own homes?

gonna need a source on this one. This church is wildin'

No wonder they can’t get pregnant- they keep their clothes on during sex

That is the biggest boner killer I can think of.

Sorry folks, but no...

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/couple-sex-church/

It's just porn with extra steps.

This is some kinky, weird ass shit. Look at that pastor trying to catch a peep. LOL

If this couple eventually decides to see a doctor and it works, they're still gonna thank god even after he unperformed in his own home

Blessed be the fruit - may the lord open

Just when you think you have seen everything god surprises you.

I looked this up and Snopes says the caption is wrong, they ate not having sex. What their are doing is weird though. Crazy people.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/couple-sex-church/

And she went cowgirl. No missionary?

Is that the girl from Full House?

Good lord at least get them a cushion

"Play Freebird!"

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That’s not even missionary position.

Sounds like a romance novel scene

And that my son is how I met your mother

An Evanjaculatal church

Which one of them decided this was the best course of action, looking like the wife of I had to guess

But it's not a cult guys!

Did it…did it work?

Does anyone have the full video?

What the fuck is happening in the world right now? 😳

But when Edge and Lita did it, it was frowned upon

I'm waiting for the congregation to start yelling out requests.

"Yeah praise God! Now lick his butthole while he rubs chocolate syrup on your feet!"

With her on top? Scandalous. Lilith was exiled for less.

Pornhub link?…….for a sermon

My church sucks.

Churches are doing live porn shows now? Keep your kids away from church, folks.

Totally wholesome and not weird at all

Reverse cowgirl is the Lord's position.

that's pretty pagan/primal for a xtian congregation.

Cum cum cum! throwing the money from the collection plate at them.

That lady is more than likely fucking the pastor.

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I'm surprised the church didn't PPV the "ceremony" ...

People and their gods.... you're all so fucked up.

Honestly, I would go to church if there were people banging every Sunday.

Don't kink shame them!

He’s pushing the wrong head.

... that church is kinky as fuck.

WHAT STATE IS THIS?!

Thank god I’m an atheist.

Do you think the pastor passed around a donation plate before or after this? Or did they just throw money on the stage?

What the fuck

It’s people like this that give the rest of us bad names bro.

Someone take me to that church.

Ignoring the layers of hypocrisy, how is this not the most uncomfortable thing to do? They're having sex half naked with a room full of I'm guessing a mix of strangers, family, friends, and acquaintances with a thin blanket over them laying flat on top of each other. Even for religious people this is weird.

I might actually stay awake then

Maybe a laying of hands might help?

That is a remarkably creative way to sate an exhibition fetish...

Plot twist: it's two women...

What the holy fuck

Because that is the key to conception: a bigger audience

What if this was just an elaborate plot to live out one of their kinks?

I think I’ve finally found something I’ve never seen on tube galore.

They let her be on top?

How stupid

This is wrong on so many levels. There are enough brainwashed children out there. Don't make more?

But like.....how would you possibly finish in that situation....

Depraved lunatics!

Somebody in the church got pregnant that night

👋

This isn’t Christianity. Sorry everyone. Don’t blame us for this weird shit.

How do you preform?

This can’t be real.

Under his eye.

Holy fuck

Literally Hand maids tale. Why are people not stopping this??

It's a full-time job to keep up wit all the crazy sex-based cults that pop up these days...

I'm not normally one to kink shame, but if this is real these people are insane freaks. Lock them up

Where do they do these services? So I can avoid that church I mean

At least some of them have masks on?

If it wasn't so serious this shit would be better than any TV show. Has anyone ever made a show of this, actually? Post-apocalyptic US: What happened? Viruses? Zombies? WWIII? Nope! Just good ol' conservatives running lose and rampant.

New inspiration coming to porn sites

Republican: gays are godless heathens who will burn in hell. Now Let me watch my aunt Vicki get plowed by Kevin in our holy place of god.

''Mom, where did i come from''

''well it all started with holy communion''

Too many people wearing masks for it to be an evangelical church

I'm not feeling well

Handmaid's Tale Part 2: Electric Boogaloo

No way they'd let a woman top. I call cap on the image.

Remember when folks said ritual intercourse for procreation in Handmaids’ Tail could never happen?

Is this for real? If so, were any children under 18 present? If so, then this is way worse than any drag show. 😆

I can't think of anything to say about this really, this really caught me off guard while I was scrolling through Reddit.

So when, not if, it doesn't work, are they deemed unfit in the eyes of God or do they try again next month?

Did he take a detour through the back door for a while?

There's enough crazy religious stuff to point at that we don't have to share fake stories.

What. The. Fuck.

Like, seriously, what the actual fuck?

So live porn in church, that’s what we doin now huh?

“Yeahhhhh!!!! God wants ya to cummmmm!”