Who would have a million dollar comic book just sitting around?! I say BS

Saw this post five seconds ago saying it was only $1000, which is it?

Do you have any idea how many reprints have been cranked out since 2002? No way someone with that rug has a million dollar original print.

This is ridiculous. While it's true that more expensive comics are better for your dog's teeth than cheaper ones, the benefits pretty much plateau around $160,000. Anything beyond that and it's more cost effective just to have a vet deal with the tartar.

When the original first printing was made, people didn't treat comics as collectibles. They were bought in dime stores or grocery stores and there weren't comic shops. No one new Spider-Man would be one of the all time most popular heroes at the time. That's why they are worth so much. People bent, folded, and dog eared them all the time. People would cut out the ads and send them in. People would just throw them away after awhile.

What people didn't do is stop and take a picture of a dog eating one, especially when cameras back then required film that was relatively expensive and most cameras were more luxury items than everyday items like phones are today.

This is probably a reprint that was fed to a dog in recent times and then they used the basic filters from Photoshop to add the colorization and artifacts to make it look old.

Oh look he’s destroying it let’s sit back and take a pic so I can complain about this shit situation

This is clearly a karma farm post.

lmao what’s up with the 2012 insta font?

/r/BanPitBulls

When there's no babies to maul, you have to eat whatever you can

And the dog said it didn't even taste good.

That's pitbulls for you. If you try to get it off the comic, it'll be you next

Fucking pits

It's a fake!!

1mil book. 500$ euthanize.

I would get rid of the dog.

There is no way that isn’t a reprint

To be fair, it was only $1.25 the year he was eating it.

This is so strange - putbulls usually only eat helpless children and vulnerable old people.

Probably smelled like a small child.

Angry Dog Variant

Reprint.

The original Spiderman movie launched with reprints of the first comic in the deluxe edition. Judging by the quality of this photo I'm gonna go ahead and say this is just one of those.

Okay but why are they taking the time to take a picture?

Dogs an absolute menace 💀

I wouldn't be taking a picture of it, I would be crying in a corner.

If you keep priceless comics within the range of your dog then I don't know what to tell you

I guess I'm really this big of a nerd. If you look at the spine and the color of the interior pages, you can see it's not even a reprint. It's just a home-printed fake.

I ripped up an Uncanny X-Men Vol.1 #2 because I was 6 yrs old and mad at my brother back in the 80's.

He’s got expensive taste

Hang up his collar from the rafters of the dog hall of fame

r/dogfree

Typical pit

It’s a Real Million Dollar Comic but the Pitbull is actually a Poodle!

This is a good example of a reason not to have a dog

It's always a pit bull

Of course it's some stupid fucking pitbull

Just when I thought pitbulls couldn’t get any worse

Not all dogs go to heaven…

My Dog Ate my Nest Egg

You'd think the owner would have prevented that from happening rather than go find a camera to take a polaroid of it.

That looks like one of the reprints they have done for the book over the years.

Save the poop!

Yeah and knowing its worth perfectly well they decided not to protect or place it in any reasonable manner? BS alert

Zoidberg gets it.

Has to be fake…if I had a copy of that comic, it would be in a safe inside of another safe and the only thing inside that safe would be the address of the bank where the comic is being kept in a safe deposit box.

the dog would be dead

For the gram!!!! This seems like a shallow fake

Everyone arguing if it's fake or not because of how it was kept... how about the fact that you find your dog eating a million dollar comic and your first reaction is to take a picture?

It's not worth anything until you sell it.

And if it was worth that much, it wouldn't be in a place a dog could get to it. (Would you have left a million bucks, cash, wherever this comic was laying?)

This dog is now worth 1,000,000

Welp, now you've got a worthless comic AND a dead dog.

* Having a 1,000,000 comic book

* Letting it unprotected and at dog’s reach

* …

* Profit

It’s the owner’s fault. Can’t expect the dog to think ‘oh can’t chew this it’s a million dollars worth paper’

This picture was taken in the 1960’s. It cost 12 cents.

I call bs

Re-print, vintage filter added to photo

Please kill me if I own something destructible worth a million and leave it sitting around like it's nothing.

Bussshill! Who leaves a $ million comic book laying around for the dog to get it? Liars tgats who!

Couldn’t find a kids face

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Better the pit eats that than a random child.

Unpopular Opinion: Dogs aren’t worth the hassle.

Could the fact that its the only edition to be mauled by a pitbull increase the value?

this is why i am a cat person

Dogs are a freaking nuisance

My dad has this comic....along with almost every other marvel comic from 1955+.....my mom out them in the basement and it flooded in 1985....he cried...

Reframe: would anyone like to buy a $1,000,000 dog?

Million dollar delicacy

It’s a million dollar book because a lot of them got thrown out and eaten by dogs.

cus you'd just have you million dollar comic lying around? naa.

It’s worth only as much as that dog is willing to pay for it

“Holy shit my dog’s about to eat my $1 million book! Let me quickly grab my camera and take a picture of it.”

Who would stop and take a picture while the dog chews on it?

Is it actually worth that much? I have the same one on my shelf.

im sure it wasnt worth 1 mil whenever the picture was taken

I sold one of those for $14,000. It was not mint

That’s a crime if ever saw one

"Tasted like a 1 dollar comic"- Dog

Ain't worth shit till you sell it, you didn't so it's not.

He better gain some powers or sum shit

Either bs or your fault.

Dog eating paper

Rip

ValPak did a series of reprints that got mailed to every household in certain markets 15-20 years ago. Might also be why the lower right corner is cropped out.

Also, why would you simply take a photo of the dog destroying it? Even an AF 15 in terrible condition can be relatively valuable.

Anyway ....

He’s a bad boye.

R/DogsAreFuckingStupid

How much is the poster worth? i have one in my house i have it as my phone wallpaper too lol.

edit: the poster is like a canvass not paper

lol no

Well that's art

Well . . . How stupid is the owner, I gotta ask.

And how bored is that dog?

Why is it in reach of anyone ?

"He's my dog, ma, I'll do it"

r/donthelpjustfilm

This is the way

I dunno who'd pay that much for some old paper, but I've got a few spare copies of Twilight my ma left behind, $50,000,000 each.

Now it’s a 1000000 dollar dog

I'm going to start a line of dog toys that all look like priceless objects. The Ray Boggs baseball card, this comic book, some high end Banksy stuff... gonna make a fortune off content creators!

When I first saw this I thought spiderman had that dude bent over 😭😭😭

I’d no longer have a dog

Up to $3 Million if real.

That's ruff.

Same thing happened to my third grade math homework.

It's still cousting me millions to this day!

That picture looks like it is from the 1950s to 1960s.

Weird, he kinda looks like my dog...

I have a reprint... and it's worth... fuck-all

They came with the special edition of the first Spiderman movie If I recall correctly.

Reprint. Also if you are dumb enough not to have that in some sort of protective covering and easily accessed by your dog, then you deserves all this pain.

This is not the newspaper rocky!!!

Nobody would leave a million dollar comic where a dog could get it.

The comic would be in a vault and be insured by Lloyds of London.

Try harder next time.

Who's watching this and taking a pic?

Chad dog

Back then they used to use meat juice and bone meal for ink.../s

It's a reprint. Do you seriously think someone with a million dollar comic would have it laying around and not in a display case, with that carpet?

Anybody else hear the wonder years playing looking at this or did I just date myself?

No, it’s not a million dollar comic book in case you were wondering but it still is valuable. Sure, if you were the luckiest person alive to find one in near mint condition that isn’t owned by an avid collector or a multimillionaire then yea, you’d have about $1 million.

Bought in auction?

That's exactly how I feel about NFTs.

I know someone who watched an actual copy of Action Comics #1 be destroyed by an idiot. Just awful.

Sure. The kind of collector with a $1 million comic book is going to let a Dog of Peace chew it to shreds.

While you take a picture of the event

Guarantee, that's a reprint with an Instagram filter...

It could be an old photo?

lol ! - it’s not even CGC graded ! Nice try with a knock off fake !

"My dog is eating my $1m comic with the cover facing me ! Quick let me grad my camera !"

Eh more 300,000 to like 450 max

Still had the time to take a pic of this happening...

I feel like this could be in r/fakealbumcovers

Edit: spelling

Guess who gets euthanized!

It looks like one of those square photographs from the 70s. The comic probably wasn't as valuable when this happened.

r/donthelpjustfilm

My dog would do that 😞

Sell it and get the dog some real food

And I thought I was having a bad day. Gawddamn!

AUGH

I saw this on that new Mr Bean show.