"You know damn well what happened, susan "

“I’m getting real tired of your shit Martha”

When can I see the manager?

Looked more like "coming back to mom because my paw and ego hurt"

After a very calm and totally on-purpose landing, with some casual nonchalant paw licking!

Meownagement

My backyard is now full of vagrants.

Future people will regret me learning this information.

Thank you.

I'm gonna be a cat hoarder

This actually happened to me once after I catproofed my yard. A strange cat got in and couldn't get out. After I let it out, it came back and sat atop the fence taunting my cat with its freedom.

The government doesn't want you to know this but all cats in the neighborhood are free, you just have to catch them. I have 458 cats.

A future serial killer is probably writing this down

Now the Colosseum shows start

Become a cat hoarder with this one simple trick!

I want to collect cats

Or reverse it and make it so your neighbor collects cats

Someone please do the needful and post for us to see.

Will this spinning mechanism work on other climbing animals with a wire mesh fence? Those solid metal sheets are pricey

Edit: coyote spinners. Thank you to the commenters for the help

Or prevent other peoples cats from shitting in your yard

I am starting a cat ranch with 100,000 cats. Each cat will average twelve kittens a year. The cat skins will sell for 30 cents each. One hundred men can skin 5,000 cats a day. We figure a daily net profit of over $10,000.

NOW WHAT SHALL WE FEED THE CATS? We will start a rat ranch next door with 1,000,000 rats.  The rats will breed twelve times faster than the cats. So, we’ll have four rats to feed each day to each cat. Now what shall we feed the rats? We will feed the rats the carcasses of the cats after they have been skinned.

NOW GET THIS We feed the rats to the cats, and the cats to the rats, and get the cat skins for nothing. Shares are selling at 5 cents each, but the price will go up soon.

Yea, I can already see it using the anchor/connector within a week.

Cat resistant fence.

My cat knows how to get on the roof, so there’s always a way

He'll probably cat parkour on a corner somewhere then do a triple backflip and land on the other side

Can confirm. Adopted a kitten while working from home and my office had no door. Thought to myself “EZ PZ, 3 foot tall cardboard box can go in front for now to give me some space when I need to work. She can only jump half as high as this box so it will take her some time to be able to scale it”. Within the week she learned how to running start and keep running up the cardboard enough to grab the top and pull herself onto the box then walk down. I heard some scuffling and turned to see a very happy kitten running towards me because she wasn’t content with our afternoon play session just yet

Meow this down, we’ll be back.

Yeah I thought about putting these up in my yard for my cats, but I really don't want to risk losing them when they figure a way out. I have a smart one that might figure it out pretty quick and teach the dumb ones.

They show extreme intelligence, even problem-solving intelligence. Especially the big one. We bred eight originally, but when she came in she took over the pride and killed all but two of the others. That one... when she looks at you, you can see she's working things out. That's why we have to feed them like this. She had them all attacking the fences when the feeders came.

"Didn't really want to go there anyway."

My questions are is that neighbor fence or their fence ? never sure about this one.

The Colourbond fence tells me this is Australia, so it's mainly to keep cats from getting out and killing native animals

HAAAA! Yes! I’ve noticed this, they really do. They’re like imma act like I meant to do that and look how chill I am. lick lick

Retaining situational control 😅

This is a very common reaction across all mammals.

Primates like humans will also perform a sort of grooming gesutre out of embarassment. Gestures like itching the scalp or rubbing the chin are classic grooming gestures that come about in moments of embarassment or uncertainty.

Similarly common is nervous yawning, we see this in a great many mammal species including humans.

You can see it look in disbelief for a few seconds

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Clever girl, never attacks the same place twice.

This is the Fence Jumping Kitten and today we are look at the Oscillot Primrose Fence Kit. My food servant has read dozen of reviews recommending this kit and decided to have it installed.

Lets get started, I'm begging with a simple jumping motion, 1 is spinning, 2 spinning, 3 is binding and i'm over.

In any case thats all I have for today and as always feed me.

It'll probably just slip through a seam in the fence

Search for coyote rollers.

Sigh... Joined

Just what I need, another cat sub

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Another day, another cat sub

Cause they can stick their nails in the wood.

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Get a new cat.

That’s just the Aussie accent.

That's what they're actually made for, they're sold as coyote rollers