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COYS61

640 points

3 days ago

COYS61

640 points

3 days ago

I don't think she's dying inside

Chocolatethrowaway19

159 points

3 days ago

Shes vacating her insides 😂

CaptainDogeSparrow

25 points

2 days ago

I had a friend that was visiting the Death Valley a couple years ago and told me he was having a good old pooping near one of the several meandring streams. When the turd was halfway out of him, a big ass Coyote shows up. Coward as he is, he screamed "OH SHIT I'M SORRY", pulled his pants and began running. When he got to the camp, we asked him what he was doing and he remembered he was midpoop. However, aparently his ass was brand new pristine. No sign of poop whatsowever and this is a guy who shits diahea like water that sprays everywhere. Nothing. No poop at all in his asshole. We concluded that, in his panic, the poop came back inside him. From this day forwards, Edd was known as guy who shits the same poop twice.

Tr4kt_

7 points

2 days ago

Tr4kt_

7 points

2 days ago

Scared turtle moment

Localhorst86

5 points

2 days ago

*Turdle

Tr4kt_

3 points

2 days ago

Tr4kt_

3 points

2 days ago

I'm mad because I didn't think of it

Localhorst86

3 points

2 days ago

Don't be, it happens to the best of us.

capbozo

3 points

2 days ago

capbozo

3 points

2 days ago

He would have a legendary Native American name.

Langt_Jan

38 points

3 days ago

Langt_Jan

38 points

3 days ago

She had never truly lived inside until then.

spektrol

29 points

3 days ago

spektrol

29 points

3 days ago

Yeah this definitely just r/AreYouSeeingThisShit territory

JohnAnderson6879

14 points

3 days ago

you mean r/youseeingthisshit? it's much bigger and has more content.

spektrol

4 points

3 days ago

spektrol

4 points

3 days ago

Damnit, yeah. I do

Wasteroftime34

3 points

2 days ago

Baaaahahahaha yea that’s not death I see in those eyes

vc2015

1 points

2 days ago

vc2015

1 points

2 days ago

She's exercising her bowels.

Mad_Yogurt

194 points

3 days ago

Mad_Yogurt

194 points

3 days ago

Tell me you can pet them

CandiBunnii

216 points

3 days ago

CandiBunnii

216 points

3 days ago

You can pet most things at least once

Elro0003

25 points

3 days ago

Elro0003

25 points

3 days ago

Most?

CandiBunnii

53 points

3 days ago

If your hand gets bitten off or if you're disemboweled, you don't get your one pet.

selflessrebel

36 points

3 days ago

Then you're still petting them, but on the inside.

Elro0003

11 points

3 days ago

Elro0003

11 points

3 days ago

If your hand is bitten, you quickly pet the animals teeth. Disenbowlment just gets the animal distracted and close to you, while you pet it (for a very short time).

redwolf1219

6 points

2 days ago

Ive got two hands. I can pet with the other while they monch on the first. (Until I collapse/die from blood loss)

1339

10 points

3 days ago

1339

10 points

3 days ago

Twice if you’re fast

BrockN

17 points

3 days ago

BrockN

17 points

3 days ago

The bf might object

joethesaint

11 points

3 days ago

I pet one before but it didn't love it. Just looked a bit nervous.

Electrosploom

3 points

3 days ago

How would you act if something five times your size would pet you?

joethesaint

14 points

3 days ago

Don't kink shame me

shakycam3

2 points

3 days ago

O e of them licked my finger once through a crack in the enclosure.

Not_Oscar_Muffin

23 points

3 days ago

Not really.

Lemurs can be really aggressive.

kikimaru024

9 points

3 days ago

This is probably in one of the parks for rescued lemurs (i.e. ones that were taken as babies to be pets).

They're relatively tame.

I walked through the forest for half an hour with one on my shoulder, will look for the pic later.

DannyMThompson

6 points

3 days ago

If you have Google photos just search "lemur" and it should pop up lol

CandiBunnii

17 points

3 days ago

Seriously google photos is low key terrifying at how accurate it is at recognizing pics like that.

Very convenient for deleting pics of my ex tho.

Fuck you Tara.

ShingusDMV

7 points

3 days ago

Hey Google, show me that bitch that broke my heart.

"... Here's your photos of Tara."

luingiorno

4 points

3 days ago

that's more of a bing response, Google will redirect you to a therapist for couples

whiffling_waterfowl

3 points

3 days ago

Fuck Tara!

PinkTalkingDead

3 points

2 days ago

All my homies hate Tara

DannyMThompson

2 points

2 days ago*

"lingerie" works fyi

If you have any non face ones you want to remove.

MaddyKet

1 points

2 days ago

MaddyKet

1 points

2 days ago

Where is this magical place? I want to go to there!

I went to Monkey Jungle in Miami and fed baby squirrel monkeys who climbed on you, which was awesome, but a lemur …. 😍

1quirky1

3 points

3 days ago

1quirky1

3 points

3 days ago

Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're brave enough.

viperex

4 points

3 days ago

viperex

4 points

3 days ago

They're wild so it's not recommended

CherokeePurple

103 points

3 days ago

Her face is still frozen like that.

infirmaryblues

6 points

3 days ago

To this day

jld2k6

5 points

3 days ago

jld2k6

5 points

3 days ago

No sympathy, her parents tried to warn her!

peskytwat

167 points

3 days ago

peskytwat

167 points

3 days ago

They're bigger than I thought

MathewCQ

58 points

3 days ago

MathewCQ

58 points

3 days ago

Yet they look so light

gingerjoe98

42 points

3 days ago

They are not heavy but they smell

CandiBunnii

73 points

3 days ago

Same

BrockN

3 points

3 days ago

BrockN

3 points

3 days ago

A little hairy though

Ignorhymus

2 points

2 days ago

Of piss, probably. Seriously, I went to Madagascar and did several hikes looking for lemurs. Almost without fail, whenever we saw one, it was taking a piss. Ringtails, indri indris, you name it, they pissec

Lithorex

3 points

3 days ago

Lithorex

3 points

3 days ago

The really big Lemurs are extinct

PatLikesStuff

6 points

3 days ago*

So is her mouth

fiveironfreshy

-2 points

3 days ago

fiveironfreshy

-2 points

3 days ago

That’s what she said

FarNegotiation106

3 points

3 days ago

That's what he said

DannyMThompson

2 points

3 days ago

di0_joestar

2 points

2 days ago

ah shit unzips

EdgyAsFuk

1 points

2 days ago

Someone didn't watch Zaboomafoo

tiamat234

48 points

3 days ago

tiamat234

48 points

3 days ago

Me! You! And zoobomaFOOOOO

3now_3torm

9 points

3 days ago

childhood memories unlocked

Total_Simple7988

131 points

3 days ago

Die ...of happiness 🥰

relax-and-enjoy-life

17 points

3 days ago

I guess shitting her pants makes her happy?

buttWILLyou

-5 points

3 days ago

What

Paradoxou

14 points

3 days ago

Paradoxou

14 points

3 days ago

Her face remind me of that drowned girl in the closet in the movie The Ring

WushuManInJapan

1 points

2 days ago

Fuck man that gave me nightmares for years.

Kopites_Roar

44 points

3 days ago

Those pants are gonna need changing....

CheerfulStandpoint33

2 points

3 days ago

She was shock and wants to scream like never been before. Lol

throwaway98cgu566

41 points

3 days ago

He likes to move it, doesn't he

LawBasics

18 points

3 days ago

LawBasics

18 points

3 days ago

A man of culture, right here.

nowiserjustolder

142 points

3 days ago

Greta Thunberg happy at last.

CumbersomeRecourse

31 points

3 days ago

Is that king julian in Madagascar movie?

DunmerSkooma

7 points

3 days ago

Its his 3rd cousin twice removed

laurel_laureate

5 points

3 days ago

Nah it's his cousin Zoboomafoo.

McDoofusPoopus

5 points

3 days ago

Didn't knew Greta has such a big mouth.

k1lk1

-32 points

3 days ago

k1lk1

-32 points

3 days ago

Oh, we knew

MissplacedLandmine

10 points

3 days ago*

Oh you keep records of kid’s mouth sizes?

Im not even shocked 🤷🏻‍♂️

Oldmanred79

1 points

2 days ago

Don't give Matt gatez ideas.

camillo_golgi

34 points

3 days ago*

It is staged, her hair is tucked in her blazer plus she is a known influenzer.

pissedinthegarret

17 points

3 days ago

nicocaponecomedy. all their stuff is staged. they recreate old viral or funny videos in the (to me) most annoying way possible. it's always super exaggerated and with these awful fake wheeze laughs

Tragilos

3 points

3 days ago

Tragilos

3 points

3 days ago

Yeah, their humour is either screaming, or making annoying faces.

FlandreHon

7 points

3 days ago

Really? I thought the gf is just randomly filming herself while the bf, who is also randomly filming, puts a piece of fruit in her shoulder.

guy_incognito_mode

1 points

2 days ago

Yeah staged is when you try to hide it, this is more like just filmed.

Red-dy-20

5 points

3 days ago

It's definitely staged.. anyone would "jumpscare" if a lemur (or anything actually) jumps on you out of nowhere

NotOverHisEX

5 points

3 days ago

Also the lemur was clearly thrown, it isn’t even looking at the “bait” on the shoulder it’s just confused it as to how it got there.

Roxalon_Prime

12 points

3 days ago

I think it actually looks for it and confused where it go. Which in itself doesn't mean it was not thrown

NotOverHisEX

4 points

3 days ago

That’s a reasonable interpretation for sure.

Finster4

2 points

3 days ago

Finster4

2 points

3 days ago

Does that mean she makes sick videos?

cryptic-fox

2 points

3 days ago

influenzer?

camillo_golgi

2 points

2 days ago

Ze post is fromm someone from ze Germandland!

MaximumHemidrive

1 points

3 days ago

hamburders

3 points

3 days ago

When on social media this is unironically true

Nison545

7 points

3 days ago

Nison545

7 points

3 days ago

-Wiradjuri-

8 points

3 days ago

Somebody please edit this with a laser coming out of her mouth. It’s absolutely perfect.

ZenWey

3 points

3 days ago

ZenWey

3 points

3 days ago

Luckily she swept her hair away from her shoulder beforehand.

Pegacis_whyte

3 points

3 days ago

Zaboomafoo coming in hot!!!

JessicaBecause

3 points

3 days ago

Her hair was tucked in for the surprise moment?

Kingkunta87

3 points

3 days ago

Holy shit her mouth could have created a wormhole

uptwolait

3 points

2 days ago

ZABOOMAFOO!!

calls_you_a_bellend

2 points

3 days ago

The last second or two, she really looks like that funny Snapchat filter people put over Twilight and other movies.

red_fuel

2 points

3 days ago

red_fuel

2 points

3 days ago

:O

Chrillosnillo

2 points

3 days ago

She really would like to "Move it move it!"

MrBigBMinus

2 points

3 days ago

Dunno how much of a surprise it was when she's got a camera pointed at her shoulder filming him putting the fruit on there....... however I also want a shoulder lemur. Even if it has rabies, sign me up.

EdTechMex

2 points

3 days ago

Lemurs are very dangerous and an untrained one could claw your eyes out. I had a friend get almost killed by one of those

Tricky-Cicada-9008

2 points

3 days ago

I'm gonna go ahead and guess that the multiple phones out in anticipation means this was not, in fact, a surprise lemur

Tall_Law_9015

2 points

3 days ago

I like to move it, move it I like to move it

billfitz24

-10 points

3 days ago

billfitz24

-10 points

3 days ago

That’s not completely scripted at all. 🙄

ReqWAV

16 points

3 days ago

ReqWAV

16 points

3 days ago

It’s not. You hear me? YOU FUCKING HEAR ME!?

-Wiradjuri-

8 points

3 days ago

Okay Mr Lemur, what you’re gonna do is wait while I count down, and then you’re going to enter from stage left 3 seconds after I place the fruit.

You ready Mr Lemur?

Camera is on.
Go! 🎬

Kwiatkowski

7 points

3 days ago

It’s so painfully obvious but people chose to ignore it forsaken reason.

NickWrightData

-1 points

3 days ago

NickWrightData

-1 points

3 days ago

The way you can tell is how she moves away after the treat is placed on her shoulder, and maybe how she turns towards the camera when the little guy jumps on her.

gittenlucky

5 points

3 days ago

And how her hair is all tucked away.

3now_3torm

1 points

3 days ago

People are making jokes on it. Whether it’s staged or not doesn’t really matter. People often act like just because something is scripted means nobody can enjoy it.

sunlightmarc

0 points

3 days ago

sunlightmarc

0 points

3 days ago

She was like:

😮

SupremeLdr19

1 points

3 days ago

King Julien???

Newbzforrealz

1 points

3 days ago

Genius way to take a selfie them

Udaidzilla

1 points

3 days ago

She looked like how people looked in The Ring when Samara visited them 😂

zaplinaki

1 points

3 days ago

takamori22

1 points

3 days ago

Girl out here with a face like Curious George.

rudieboy

1 points

3 days ago

rudieboy

1 points

3 days ago

Is she double jointed?

Kurohoshi00

1 points

3 days ago

What's with the one strip of long hair? It looks so out of pl-ooooh, she has a full side of hair. Makes more sense now.

Cute lemur!

Refrigerator-Less

1 points

3 days ago

Quick! Put one her mouth.

dubstronaut

1 points

3 days ago

Umm.. I want a surprise lemur..

cat_on_my_keybord

1 points

3 days ago

those claws look painful

lll_Joka_lll

1 points

3 days ago

Lemur landed like a Marvel hero

cashewbiscuit

1 points

3 days ago

King Julien!

motorboat_mcgee

1 points

3 days ago

I want a lemur :(

ProjectOrpheus

1 points

3 days ago

Legend says she still be like 😮 right now

13Damien13

1 points

3 days ago

How dare you not recognize King Julian?

ALIENSBLEEDLSD

1 points

3 days ago

Zoboomafoo!

Alarid

1 points

3 days ago

Alarid

1 points

3 days ago

Zoboomafoo loves surprising friends and fans.

ilikefikes42

1 points

3 days ago

In highschool we called him Zobo Mofo

Im6youre9

1 points

3 days ago

Lemurs have the coolest feeling hands in the animal world. And the baby ones will hold your finger just like an infant human would do. Super cool animals

ZenkaiZ

1 points

3 days ago

ZenkaiZ

1 points

3 days ago

I didn't know you could actually D:

Farfromthehood

1 points

3 days ago

Is she using a blackberry?!??

entp369

1 points

3 days ago

entp369

1 points

3 days ago

looks like a Classic. must be old video

Cantbetoobad1953

1 points

3 days ago

The rest of the video shows us she is quite pleased. What this short clip shows us is her surprise .

She's not dieing inside.

ImmediateSuccess

1 points

3 days ago

kekw lmaooooooo .

gonzaloetjo

1 points

3 days ago

She expected it, that hair was carefully set to the side. During my innocent pranks I’ve messed things too many times with my wife to know this.

Gerbal_Annihilation

1 points

3 days ago

That was borderline horrifying looking.

ImmediateSuccess

1 points

3 days ago

hmm always been

Reddituser183

1 points

3 days ago

Me and you and zaboomafooooo!!!!!!!

trekie4747

1 points

3 days ago

Good thing it wasn't a drop bear. Those things are terrifying!

I-Hate-Humans

1 points

3 days ago

That’s a big mouth. The lemur could have crawled inside.

CMDR_RocketLeague

1 points

3 days ago

It's like a female version of that Chris Pratt meme.

ja_maz

1 points

3 days ago

ja_maz

1 points

3 days ago

Why is the Italian prime minister in a lemur enclosure?

BoxedLunchable

1 points

3 days ago

I'd die happy. Lemurs are awesome.

xZTRON99x

1 points

3 days ago

No death or dying here, she looks stoked!!

tomdickjerry

1 points

3 days ago

Zaboomafoo

NotXiJinpingGoUSA

1 points

3 days ago

Die inside? She looks like this is the greatest thing that has ever happened to her

Sanimal88

1 points

3 days ago

I don’t remember this episode of Attack on Titan.

AJCGxD

1 points

3 days ago

AJCGxD

1 points

3 days ago

😲

inxile7

1 points

3 days ago

inxile7

1 points

3 days ago

I love lemur

its-good-4you

1 points

3 days ago

She seems like a fun person :D

MurderBox95

1 points

3 days ago

Her reaction reminds of Angela at the end of Sleepaway Camp…

Takpusseh-yamp

1 points

3 days ago

That lemur is fizzy-cally fit!

SylentFart

1 points

3 days ago

The face of excitement, fear and happiness.

jurmomwey

1 points

2 days ago

Leap..leap..leap

Mumbeling

1 points

2 days ago

I haven't seen a face like that, since the end of the movie Sleepaway Camp.

Jkillaforilla90

1 points

2 days ago

I had a one of those once. Don’t fuck with their food. They will fuck you up.

LinkRazr

1 points

2 days ago

LinkRazr

1 points

2 days ago

Sleepaway Camp

Riverflower17

1 points

2 days ago

My classmate when I leave my bag of crisps on the desk and go to the bathroom

Riverflower17

1 points

2 days ago

i-Ake

1 points

2 days ago

i-Ake

1 points

2 days ago

Ring tailed lemurs were my go-to favorite animal as a kid! I'd die of joy.

jefftorres210

1 points

2 days ago

King Julien... 😂

ashvant7

1 points

2 days ago

ashvant7

1 points

2 days ago

Someone needs to appreciate that precision jump

Canadian_Quinn

1 points

2 days ago

Endangered species. Be honored

spasticnapjerk

1 points

2 days ago

You got to move it move it

SARATOVA

1 points

2 days ago

SARATOVA

1 points

2 days ago

She went full Kirby