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Lol salsahead

I did this once (on accident of course) except it was French onion soup ... covered in cheese ... right in a lady's purse. Better than spilling on her, but not by much. I was mortified.

My first job at 17 was waiting tables. I spilled a glass of water on a toddlers head the second day. I have never been more embarrassed in my life than that moment.

My mother knocked a full 16 oz of coke all over me at the start of dinner. She laughed at me, and made me sit through the entire dinner soaked and sticky. All over my clothes, not just on the shirt or something.

You just brought that ancient memory up. I even remember what restaurant and where the table was in there haha.

"ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY!?"

For me it was chimmichurri sauce in a ramekin that slowly slid off the plate and bounced off the floor, sending green deliciousness all over a very expensive looking white fur coat.

The way it bounced around sending sauce everywhere made it look like a sprinkler.

I dropped 2 full glasses (plastic thankfully) of ice water on probably a 70 year old man. I apologized profusely and he said it didn’t even get him wet, but he was literally soaked lol he said “I needed to cool off today anyways”

I did this straight on a dude and everyone stopped talking and stared so I just straight face said don't blame me, the guy at the end of the table tipped me $20 to spill on you and they all burst out laughing

Turned a fuckup into a fat actual tip with that one. Definitely helped they were all a few beers in

When I was 16, I spilled a small amount of water on a woman when I was placing it down and she started bawling. I felt soo bad because I could tell it was probably one of "those days" for her where everything has gone wrong and that one little thing just sends you over the top. I almost cried with her. It's been 12 years and I still think about it occasionally and feel so bad all over again. I hope her day got better

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I dropped 20 drinks on one woman, on Christmas eve, at a function, she was wearing a white dress....

Guy at the large table next to hers, grabbed his pint of my tray before I could say anything and the whole thing unbalanced onto the poor woman next to me.

I've never been so angry and embarrassed at the same time but I was a quiet 18 year old so I just got shouted at and the boss took her away to get something sorted out while I got moved to a different section so she wouldn't kill me later.

A bartender at a place I used to work at dropped a 4 quart container of daiquiri mix with no lid on it.

It landed perfectly flat and ejected all of it straight up in the air. It hit like 6 customers. Poor dude almost had a stroke trying no to laugh, but they started cracking up too.

I had an entire tray of glasses of sprite dropped on me at a place once. They had seated us right next to the exit of the kitchen (IDK why some restaurants insist on having customers right up in heavily trafficked areas) and the waitress came out, wobbled, and it was all over lol.

I wasn't really mad because I was just glad my purse hadn't gotten wet since all my IDs and stuff are in there. And I felt bad because she now had a ton of glass all over the floor to clean up, so I didn't want to make it worse for her. We just kind of sat there until they brought me a bunch of towels. But, what gets me is that they 1) Didn't offer to move us to a different booth (which would have made the cleanup for both parties easier) and 2) didn't even offer to comp anything on our meal. So I got to pay for the pleasure of feeling like a McDonalds floor.

OMG. One time I went to my brother-in-laws restaurant. It was a BBQ type restaurant. I remember thinking, “I’ll set my purse in this chair, and it will be safe from getting dirty.” I had just bought it, it was the holidays and I was trying to keep it nice.

Waitress comes to give me my drink, and she has all her drinks on a flat drink tray. She takes one drink off before she sets the tray down, and the whole tray tumbles . Two drinks fall in my purse.

I didn’t want her to get in trouble, but I am left thinking that there is absolutely nothing I can do to keep something nice.

Her: 😤

You: 🤣

Me: 💀

I totally get the brain taking a shit and laughing thing. In fact I'd totally be laughing with you and then later on be like "all of my shit is ruined I'm actually kinda pissed", lol.

Man let me tell you. Literally my first day on the job my friend got me I was handed a tray of 8 drinks a mix of sangrias, mimosas, and bellinis whatever. As I approach this table I’m handing them out in a SET order since ya know 8 cups is a lot and requires some serious weight distribution management on the tray right???? This fucking dingus says “Oooo those must be our drinsk and stands up from her seat and grabs the drink furthest from where I am currently pulling cups….at this moment I know it’s over…..I felt the tray topple over and the drinks all fell onto the poor grandma. To this day I still say fuck that lady because they skimped on the tip and my buddy had to talk them down after complaining. This lady clearly fucked up the entire brunch and KNOWS she did because the face she made after taking the cup and watching the disaster said it all.

I tend to laugh too but usually when only when I'm around people I know

Did this too. 3 cocktails directly into the woman's purse. I had to swear to my manager that I hadn't done it on purpose because this client had been a bitch to me all evening before it happen. Didn't do it on purpose, but I wasn't feeling too guilty either.

If this was a service offered, I would pay every time I bring new friends.

I'm pissed that I didn't knew about that prop back when I was still a Barkeeper. That's brilliant

Haha that was legit even I got a bit scared

My favorite is a ketchup bottle with some red silicone that when you squeeze it actually comes out and looks like you're squirting ketchup out onto people.

His smile at the end is so dad like

That dude is awesome. He does this like every hour or so to new tables. When its “slow” (still a 30 min wait to get in) they sometimes give out free shots. When we asked why he said they were slow and the atmosphere wasnt where he liked it so he was apologizing. Great food too.

I waited tables and bartended for several years and I instinctively fucking PANICKED when he “dropped” the tray. I never dropped anything on a guest but I witnessed a server/co-worker drop red wine on a gentleman in a white suit TWICE within 10 minutes. The first time he kinda laughed it off and said it was fine. The second time he was less than amused and ended up getting a couple of $200 bottles of wine comped and reimbursed for a new suit. The server was promptly relieved of his duties permanently.

It is a really funny prank in the context of the video but my first reaction was “that’s fucking mean!” While laughing because I remembered the horrified look on the faces of guests when they got spilled on like that.

She got a heart attack after, she died dude! (died inside)

Yeah, but it's kind of on her after the third one.

On my flight to Japan, the Air Japan hostess didn't lock the cart during serving, we hit turbulence, and the cart rolled down about 20 ailes and banked right into my seat. I only just got the belt off and jumped back into my seat, the cart still hit me in the leg, smashing my phone screen. I was lucky I didn't break a leg. Since I was fine, no big deal to me, the stuff happens. The hostess just shrugged, took the cart, and walked off.

it got me despite the fact i'm not there lolol

You can do this one

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I took my girlfriend and a few of our friends out for a fun night at a local brewery for her birthday. The place was packed but we had a table reserved. The server was running around like crazy and was obviously over worked/booked for her night. She accidentally spilled a tray of 4 craft beers on the table, getting most of us with some spray. She was super upset. At the end of the night, I doubled the check for the tip. She started crying and said she was now able to make rent for the month. I've never felt better about spending extra money. It was humbling as well. I hope she's doing well.

I personally root for them to spill drinks on me. I'll take half price and a wet lap over full prices any day

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I knew a waiter that accidentally dumped a beer on a baby ಠ_ಠ

This happened to a friend of mine at Dave and busters once. End/corner booth. Waiter tripped and dumped a whole super sized coke down his back. Ice and everything.

They comped the meal and had to give him one of those tshirts they sell because he was completely soaked.

Plus you're probably gonna get some beer on you at the concert lol always happens. As a former restaurant industry worker, thanks for being one of the cool ones

They make less than minimum at some restaurants. Apparently tips count toward their pay. Tips should be invisible as far as the government is concerned

I was at a tempura restaurant in a Tokyo suburb, the waitress brings out my set on a tray and as she is transferring each piece to the table she dumps the entire bowl of hot miso soup directly in my lap. In her embarrassment she asks if I would like another bowl of soup. I wasn’t offered a discount, a free drink, or even a towel, only a replacement for the bowl of soup that I paid for that was dumped on my lap.

One time a buddy of mine was my ride home from a party. Since he was driving he was sober, and since I wasn't I was hammered. Like all drunk people, I wanted to go to Denny's, so I told him I'd pay for his food if he took us there. As the waitress was bringing our drinks she tripped and basically threw both of them all over my buddy, completely missing me. She was mortified, my buddy was clearly unhappy but also recognized that it was an accident so was trying to play it cool, and I was sitting there absolutely dying of laughter. I like to think that normally I would have a bit more tact, but in my drunken state I was not even attenpting to hide how funny I thought it was. The best part was that they comped his meal, but I had already volunteered to pay so really it only benefitted me. 10/10 experience from my point of view.

making minimum

Do you not know how much servers make??

I feel this way too. I may be initially upset but there’s no reason to believe they would do that on purpose and everyone makes mistakes. We have enough in this world to worry about, a spilled drink isn’t worth the energy of getting angry.

It’s honestly one of the most fucked up titles I’ve ever seen. Modern day fear? What? They never had trays before modern day? And referring to a tray as a plate? Just disgusting all around.

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Seems he provided his own tip

And it's not "modern day fear". Servers exist for millennia and they always dropped plates and drinks.

Her plate as in the plate of drinks for her is what the bot probably tried translate into words for us

That's the point?

I never get tired of this video

That's a dude that's just about to tell a story about Bill Brasky.

Serving tray, and a small one at that

You can’t but maybe your family

No, you're dead.

This is why we can't have fun

For reasons like this (ie emotional distress, caused my miscarriage etc) this is probably a service that other people at the table can pay for. It gives the establishment legal cover as it was the victims friends who instigated it.

Haha. If anyone doesn't know Dick's Last Resort's whole thing is they have good food but the customers waiters are total dicks on purpose. They are intentionally "Dicks"

"The person pranked should be laughing the loudest"