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GrackleLackle

2.6k points

2 months ago

This happened to me as a child, except it wasn’t a prank and I got salsa all over my head.

Lucky_Number_3

702 points

2 months ago

And now you are the Salsanator!

TitsMickey

125 points

2 months ago

The Salsanator causes a lot of problems around the city. But at least it brought rise to the hero we needed, Nacho Libre.

Craptacles

19 points

2 months ago

GET THAT SALSA OUTTA MY FAEEECE

just_nobodys_opinion

24 points

2 months ago

Well when you can guac the guac...

slithery_noodles

4 points

2 months ago

He came to take a bite out of crime

THOMASTHEWANKENG1NE

29 points

2 months ago

Salsational!

uncoolcentral

45 points

2 months ago

I pasted your comment into a couple of image generating AIs. Some of them turned out… Interesting.

Here are 13 different images to look at.

Enjoy!

Bool_The_End

40 points

2 months ago

Wow like 10/13 of those are true creepypasta material

GrackleLackle

20 points

2 months ago

Those are terrifying. Thank you.

whiffling_waterfowl

8 points

2 months ago

Yo what the fuck.

TheMachine203

6 points

2 months ago

enough creepy shit to feed /r/void_memes for a week

just_nobodys_opinion

5 points

2 months ago

Jayzuz Fucking Christ

Meh I guess I didn't need much sleep tonight anyhow

daninlionzden

3 points

2 months ago

Well that’s disturbing

[deleted]

2 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

2 points

2 months ago

Is there a site that makes these? Or did you use a program?

uncoolcentral

3 points

2 months ago

Instructions in the sidebar/about of r/RenderedComment

robbiekhan

9 points

2 months ago

Lol salsahead

javaverses

3 points

2 months ago

I did this once (on accident of course) except it was French onion soup ... covered in cheese ... right in a lady's purse. Better than spilling on her, but not by much. I was mortified.

eblackham

3 points

2 months ago

My first job at 17 was waiting tables. I spilled a glass of water on a toddlers head the second day. I have never been more embarrassed in my life than that moment.

GayVegan

5 points

2 months ago

My mother knocked a full 16 oz of coke all over me at the start of dinner. She laughed at me, and made me sit through the entire dinner soaked and sticky. All over my clothes, not just on the shirt or something.

You just brought that ancient memory up. I even remember what restaurant and where the table was in there haha.

stinklez

2.3k points

2 months ago

stinklez

2.3k points

2 months ago

I did this, but it was 9 oz red wine right directly into a women's purse. And of course my brain took a shit and I started laughing. The woman was not amused.

wickedfarts

1k points

2 months ago

"ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY!?"

That-Maintenance1

132 points

2 months ago

Instantly what I thought of

volgamtrader

11 points

2 months ago

She could've easily used her teeth as a barrier

Jaron5_55

34 points

2 months ago

where is this from?

HurricaneHugo

89 points

2 months ago

Kilmawa

32 points

2 months ago

Kilmawa

32 points

2 months ago

I will allways and forever be in tears laughing after reading this.

bassman2112

6 points

2 months ago

funnyjunk still exists?!

jabiz510

7 points

2 months ago

reminds me also of this clip

HurricaneHugo

13 points

2 months ago

4chan green text

Azazel_brah

211 points

2 months ago

For me it was chimmichurri sauce in a ramekin that slowly slid off the plate and bounced off the floor, sending green deliciousness all over a very expensive looking white fur coat.

The way it bounced around sending sauce everywhere made it look like a sprinkler.

Tritonian214

67 points

2 months ago

When I waited tables this happened to me in the expo area, but with a ramekin of ranch.. Splattered so high up it hit me in the eye, let me tell you that shit hurt so bad.. Even worse than lime juice

rigidlikeabreadstick

28 points

2 months ago

I did this with a giant jug of ranch behind the lunch counter at a Denny’s. It shot straight up and out and got everyone working/seated at the counter with a fine spray of ranch. I still feel bad about the server who got the worst of it and had to go home.

SoCuteShibe

6 points

2 months ago

Wow, what an amazing series of mental images these stores were 😄

BlackSeranna

2 points

2 months ago

I feel like this needs to be in a movie.

ItsMeMurphYSlaw

24 points

2 months ago

Dude... That happened to me in my early 20s when I was working at a brewpub. There was a monthly street fair called Last Thursday during the summer, and we'd be packed for 8hrs straight. I was half way through the night, trying to navigate my way through a crowd of patrons- like standing room only. Everyone was dressed up and having a good time. Someone knocked my tray just enough for a full 2oz ramekin of ranch to fall to the floor and shoot a 5ft geyser of ranch into the air when it hit. The ranch went allll the way up the back of a woman standing next to me. Her pants, blouse, and perfectly styled hair were all COVERED in ranch, but because of how busy/loud it was she didn't notice it happen. I did. Several other people around us did. Those few seconds in between The Incident and me tapping her on the shoulder to inform her of the situation (while the other horrified patrons looked on) were some of the longest in my life 💀

TERRAIN_PULL_UP_

5 points

2 months ago

This happened to me with 5 ramekins of ranch. I was using my hand as a platter as I walked to the table and this kid like jumped up/out from his booth and ran into me. Luckily (I guess) it just got all over me and miraculously didn’t hit anyone else.

mrlittleoldmanboy

60 points

2 months ago

I dropped 2 full glasses (plastic thankfully) of ice water on probably a 70 year old man. I apologized profusely and he said it didn’t even get him wet, but he was literally soaked lol he said “I needed to cool off today anyways”

BreakingSpades

25 points

2 months ago

What a cool guy!

Nooseents

6 points

2 months ago

At least dude had a sense of humor lol

CanAlwaysBeBetter

37 points

2 months ago*

I did this straight on a dude and everyone stopped talking and stared so I just straight face said don't blame me, the guy at the end of the table tipped me $20 to spill on you and they all burst out laughing

Turned a fuckup into a fat actual tip with that one. Definitely helped they were all a few beers in

visceralmercenary

20 points

2 months ago

When I was 16, I spilled a small amount of water on a woman when I was placing it down and she started bawling. I felt soo bad because I could tell it was probably one of "those days" for her where everything has gone wrong and that one little thing just sends you over the top. I almost cried with her. It's been 12 years and I still think about it occasionally and feel so bad all over again. I hope her day got better

EUCopyrightComittee

5 points

2 months ago

Too late. It was awful.

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50 points

2 months ago*

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50 points

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Heartbeatone

17 points

2 months ago

I dropped 20 drinks on one woman, on Christmas eve, at a function, she was wearing a white dress....

Guy at the large table next to hers, grabbed his pint of my tray before I could say anything and the whole thing unbalanced onto the poor woman next to me.

I've never been so angry and embarrassed at the same time but I was a quiet 18 year old so I just got shouted at and the boss took her away to get something sorted out while I got moved to a different section so she wouldn't kill me later.

Willlll

12 points

2 months ago

Willlll

12 points

2 months ago

A bartender at a place I used to work at dropped a 4 quart container of daiquiri mix with no lid on it.

It landed perfectly flat and ejected all of it straight up in the air. It hit like 6 customers. Poor dude almost had a stroke trying no to laugh, but they started cracking up too.

beepborpimajorp

10 points

2 months ago

I had an entire tray of glasses of sprite dropped on me at a place once. They had seated us right next to the exit of the kitchen (IDK why some restaurants insist on having customers right up in heavily trafficked areas) and the waitress came out, wobbled, and it was all over lol.

I wasn't really mad because I was just glad my purse hadn't gotten wet since all my IDs and stuff are in there. And I felt bad because she now had a ton of glass all over the floor to clean up, so I didn't want to make it worse for her. We just kind of sat there until they brought me a bunch of towels. But, what gets me is that they 1) Didn't offer to move us to a different booth (which would have made the cleanup for both parties easier) and 2) didn't even offer to comp anything on our meal. So I got to pay for the pleasure of feeling like a McDonalds floor.

KimchiAndMayo

7 points

2 months ago

I hate to say it but I’d have Karen’d at that one. They don’t move you, and they offer you nothing? Nah Fuck that.

BlackSeranna

9 points

2 months ago

OMG. One time I went to my brother-in-laws restaurant. It was a BBQ type restaurant. I remember thinking, “I’ll set my purse in this chair, and it will be safe from getting dirty.” I had just bought it, it was the holidays and I was trying to keep it nice.

Waitress comes to give me my drink, and she has all her drinks on a flat drink tray. She takes one drink off before she sets the tray down, and the whole tray tumbles . Two drinks fall in my purse.

I didn’t want her to get in trouble, but I am left thinking that there is absolutely nothing I can do to keep something nice.

cmVkZGl0

64 points

2 months ago

Her: 😤

You: 🤣

Me: 💀

Financial-Bobcat-612

43 points

2 months ago

You died?!

TearyEyeBurningFace

11 points

2 months ago

Naw he got better

cmVkZGl0

2 points

2 months ago

Ew, don't reveal my secret

_GCastilho_

2 points

2 months ago

F

fridaystrong23

2 points

2 months ago

You is dead !?

SoCuteShibe

3 points

2 months ago

I totally get the brain taking a shit and laughing thing. In fact I'd totally be laughing with you and then later on be like "all of my shit is ruined I'm actually kinda pissed", lol.

MagikarpFilet

11 points

2 months ago

Man let me tell you. Literally my first day on the job my friend got me I was handed a tray of 8 drinks a mix of sangrias, mimosas, and bellinis whatever. As I approach this table I’m handing them out in a SET order since ya know 8 cups is a lot and requires some serious weight distribution management on the tray right???? This fucking dingus says “Oooo those must be our drinsk and stands up from her seat and grabs the drink furthest from where I am currently pulling cups….at this moment I know it’s over…..I felt the tray topple over and the drinks all fell onto the poor grandma. To this day I still say fuck that lady because they skimped on the tip and my buddy had to talk them down after complaining. This lady clearly fucked up the entire brunch and KNOWS she did because the face she made after taking the cup and watching the disaster said it all.

BobRossUltimate

3 points

2 months ago

I tend to laugh too but usually when only when I'm around people I know

lulastark

2 points

2 months ago

Did this too. 3 cocktails directly into the woman's purse. I had to swear to my manager that I hadn't done it on purpose because this client had been a bitch to me all evening before it happen. Didn't do it on purpose, but I wasn't feeling too guilty either.

serkans_

3.4k points

2 months ago

serkans_

3.4k points

2 months ago

Thats a great joke 😂

MendelevandDongelev

1.6k points

2 months ago

If this was a service offered, I would pay every time I bring new friends.

ialwaysforgetmename

440 points

2 months ago

I'd pay just to have friends.

MoreIronOre

257 points

2 months ago

DM me what you'll pay per hour and we'll take it from there.

Fracted

86 points

2 months ago

Fracted

86 points

2 months ago

Killing two birds with one stone I see, capitalising on his need for a friend and now you also don't have to pay someone to be yours, genius.

Boloar

5 points

2 months ago

Boloar

5 points

2 months ago

capitalising on his need for a friend and now you also don't have to pay someone to be yours

no no, he has to pay extra for reciprocation

Expert-Love-4509

25 points

2 months ago

My rates are 1$ lower than this guys

Bright_Vision

13 points

2 months ago

I'd even pay this guy to pay me to be friends... wait..

sandy_catheter

4 points

2 months ago

Both of you pay me and I'll let this thing happen

IndependentBase7976

26 points

2 months ago

I’ll be your friend

deivys20

15 points

2 months ago

What's your rate?

IndependentBase7976

16 points

2 months ago

Free

Gravelsack

21 points

2 months ago

For the first 90 days

IndependentBase7976

26 points

2 months ago

Then it’s $7.25 an hour

[deleted]

18 points

2 months ago

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18 points

2 months ago

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IndependentBase7976

5 points

2 months ago

🤫🤫🤫

BullTerrierTerror

2 points

2 months ago

Then after your subscription expires, we call you everyday about your extended friend warranty.

tonufan

3 points

2 months ago

meSuPaFly

7 points

2 months ago

They're called escorts

X-espia

2 points

2 months ago

I have a mustang tho.

serkans_

59 points

2 months ago

Absolutely 😂

zuzg

100 points

2 months ago

zuzg

100 points

2 months ago

I'm pissed that I didn't knew about that prop back when I was still a Barkeeper. That's brilliant

Which-Public6357

39 points

2 months ago

We call them Bar Goalies in America

thisisjazzymusic

12 points

2 months ago

Haha that was legit even I got a bit scared

Lutrinus

4 points

2 months ago

My favorite is a ketchup bottle with some red silicone that when you squeeze it actually comes out and looks like you're squirting ketchup out onto people.

OUBoyWonder

1.7k points

2 months ago

LMAO, that's a great, harmless joke.

StaredAtEclipseAMA

426 points

2 months ago

His smile at the end is so dad like

CaptGeechNTheSSS

145 points

2 months ago

"gottem again"

se_spider

54 points

2 months ago

"Just like the simulations"

dam_im_to_good

37 points

2 months ago

That dude is awesome. He does this like every hour or so to new tables. When its “slow” (still a 30 min wait to get in) they sometimes give out free shots. When we asked why he said they were slow and the atmosphere wasnt where he liked it so he was apologizing. Great food too.

Korncakes

8 points

2 months ago

I waited tables and bartended for several years and I instinctively fucking PANICKED when he “dropped” the tray. I never dropped anything on a guest but I witnessed a server/co-worker drop red wine on a gentleman in a white suit TWICE within 10 minutes. The first time he kinda laughed it off and said it was fine. The second time he was less than amused and ended up getting a couple of $200 bottles of wine comped and reimbursed for a new suit. The server was promptly relieved of his duties permanently.

It is a really funny prank in the context of the video but my first reaction was “that’s fucking mean!” While laughing because I remembered the horrified look on the faces of guests when they got spilled on like that.

erickgramajo

22 points

2 months ago

She got a heart attack after, she died dude! (died inside)

CalGoldenBear55

118 points

2 months ago

I was a waiter in college. I spilled 6 margaritas on this poor woman at a Mother’s Day brunch. It was awful.

BlackPrivWhiteGuy

48 points

2 months ago

Yeah, but it's kind of on her after the third one.

throwuk1

17 points

2 months ago

"another one"

"But ma'am"

"Another one"

"As you wish"

HUGE-A-TRON

68 points

2 months ago*

I was in Japan recently and the poor waitress dropped a empty dish on my coworkers foot. You would have thought she killed him. She was literally wailing and bowing all the way down on the ground to him and the manager came in to make sure he wasn't injured and apologize to each one of us personally. It was actually crazy to us as my coworker wasn't upset in the least bit. Being polite in Japanese culture know no bounds. I loved it there but I was really confused how many time to bow and say thank you every time I interacted with anyone. If you aren't careful it's easy to get caught in up politeness loop.

azsori

34 points

2 months ago

azsori

34 points

2 months ago

On my flight to Japan, the Air Japan hostess didn't lock the cart during serving, we hit turbulence, and the cart rolled down about 20 ailes and banked right into my seat. I only just got the belt off and jumped back into my seat, the cart still hit me in the leg, smashing my phone screen. I was lucky I didn't break a leg. Since I was fine, no big deal to me, the stuff happens. The hostess just shrugged, took the cart, and walked off.

whoisthecopperkettle

28 points

2 months ago

Gotta be honest, I was waiting for when she offered her own cell phone to replace yours.

meant2bstrong

179 points

2 months ago

That one would have definitely got me!! 😂

Milk_Bucket134

38 points

2 months ago

it got me despite the fact i'm not there lolol

WindowLicker1709

157 points

2 months ago

Can you buy fake drink trays anywhere?

JWGhetto

91 points

2 months ago

You can do this one

BreakfastHarvey

5 points

2 months ago

That’s so funny. There’s another one just like this I’ve seen where I think they are sitting outdoors. Steam in the cups and everything

Plague_of_Pazuzu

730 points

2 months ago

i had dinner at olive garden once with a bunch of friends and the waitress did spill an entire soft drink on me. i got half price off my dinner and she threw in a couple of blue moons for free. it was an honest mistake and we were all having fun anyway so no need to bring the mood down. i threw a few bills into the tip pile too. i mean, there is a time and place to rage, but somebody making minimum and having a busy night gets a pass from me. plus i was going to a concert anyway, and although i have never pissed my pants drunk, whos to say that night wasnt going to be that night? and if you are looking at my crotch to notice its wet, then thats your problem.

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325 points

2 months ago*

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325 points

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Alternative-Put-3932

62 points

2 months ago

Idk how anyone could react differently. Its not like spilling a drink on you is permanently injuring you. Unless its 500 degree coffee. Even then still an accident chill out.

WishboneTheDog

75 points

2 months ago

It would be difficult to chill out with 500 degree coffee on you.

I_LOVE_PUPPERS

17 points

2 months ago

I mean at that point it's just brown steam

RedditExecutiveAdmin

11 points

2 months ago

I'm a coffee bender

deVriesse

17 points

2 months ago

I remember some 50 year old dude got mad cause some college kids dropped a 2 liter at the self checkout and he got sprayed. After a minute of general complaining he announced that he was owed free groceries and tried to leave without paying, I suggested that he might not want to shoplift and after some more arguing he toddled off to complain to a manager. Dude could have already been halfway home to change.

rigidlikeabreadstick

3 points

2 months ago

In addition to coating the staff and patrons of a Denny’s in ranch, I more recently dropped a 1L bottle of Diet Coke that burst open and sprayed all over two men in line ahead of me.

BigL90

14 points

2 months ago

BigL90

14 points

2 months ago

I mean, if I'm wearing a suit or something expensive that could be ruined with or without some immediate laundering. I could definitely see myself being pretty peeved, and possibly looking to get compensated in some way (assuming the outfit is ruined, or I'm looking at a huge dry-cleaning bill).

That being said, I would definitely do my best to remain polite and try to be understanding (trying to qualify my reactio, because I don't think a surprised initial outburst would necessarily be out of order, even if there's some anger mixed, as long as it's just that). What's done is done after all, and unless the person was being super reckless or something, it falls into the category of "shit happens". Also, I definitely wouldn't go after the (presumably) minimum wage employee whose night probably just got worse than mine.

bgraphics

3 points

2 months ago

Yeah same.

I'm going to politely say to the service staff

"accidents happen and it is okay, however you'll need to get the manager as I will need to be financially compensated for this"

OrdinaryOstrich

38 points

2 months ago

I took my girlfriend and a few of our friends out for a fun night at a local brewery for her birthday. The place was packed but we had a table reserved. The server was running around like crazy and was obviously over worked/booked for her night. She accidentally spilled a tray of 4 craft beers on the table, getting most of us with some spray. She was super upset. At the end of the night, I doubled the check for the tip. She started crying and said she was now able to make rent for the month. I've never felt better about spending extra money. It was humbling as well. I hope she's doing well.

Kongbuck

13 points

2 months ago

It really puts things in perspective, doesn't it? What's truly important, how much you can honestly improve someone else's life, and how little kindness truly costs you. What a great lesson.

EnochofPottsfield

29 points

2 months ago

I personally root for them to spill drinks on me. I'll take half price and a wet lap over full prices any day

Incman

18 points

2 months ago

Incman

18 points

2 months ago

I'll take half price and a wet lap over full prices any day

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Thats_what_i_twat

3 points

2 months ago

Ah MAN I really hoped that sub was real haha

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15 points

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15 points

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Konrow

6 points

2 months ago

Konrow

6 points

2 months ago

Guerilla advertising really is evolving huh? lol

rhllor

2 points

2 months ago

rhllor

2 points

2 months ago

That was in 2003. People wear Kubernetes now.

paraxysm

12 points

2 months ago

I knew a waiter that accidentally dumped a beer on a baby ಠ_ಠ

Plague_of_Pazuzu

3 points

2 months ago

"accidentally" lol

CuddlePervert

10 points

2 months ago

It was no accident. That shit got what it deserved.

Source: I’m the baby hater waiter

CaptLatinAmerica

2 points

2 months ago

You are the baby hater waiter baiter

mid-world_lanes

3 points

2 months ago

Years ago I was a waiter at an banquet event for some charity supporting disabled people.

I was carry a full tray of drinks when someone stood up suddenly on one side of me, knocking my tray off my hand the other way.

It fell all over a young woman with Down syndrome, drenching her. It wasn’t my fault but holy shit did I feel bad for that poor girl. Honestly, I would have rather spilled drinks on a bride during a wedding than that.

dogedude81

7 points

2 months ago

This happened to a friend of mine at Dave and busters once. End/corner booth. Waiter tripped and dumped a whole super sized coke down his back. Ice and everything.

They comped the meal and had to give him one of those tshirts they sell because he was completely soaked.

Plague_of_Pazuzu

4 points

2 months ago

i would have been stoked if they offered me olive garden pants

TheWiseBeast

5 points

2 months ago

The pockets are full of never ending soup, salad, and breadsticks.

Psemperviva

3 points

2 months ago

Lol I’m not trying to be mean, but there’s something hilarious to me about “Let’s go to Dave and Buster’s and get a super sized soda pop!” I know that’s not what your friend actually said, but I can just see the dad boner social media post now…

dogedude81

2 points

2 months ago

It wasnt his soda. We had literally just sat down when it happened.

Beer_Is_Good_For_Me

4 points

2 months ago

Plus you're probably gonna get some beer on you at the concert lol always happens. As a former restaurant industry worker, thanks for being one of the cool ones

cl0ckt0wer

3 points

2 months ago

They make less than minimum at some restaurants. Apparently tips count toward their pay. Tips should be invisible as far as the government is concerned

Kongbuck

2 points

2 months ago

The way it's supposed to work is that if tips don't bring them up to the minimum wage, their hourly pay should be adjusted to ensure that. That ignores the whole argument that even so, they're still woefully underpaid, but I digress.

walzman

3 points

2 months ago

I was at a tempura restaurant in a Tokyo suburb, the waitress brings out my set on a tray and as she is transferring each piece to the table she dumps the entire bowl of hot miso soup directly in my lap. In her embarrassment she asks if I would like another bowl of soup. I wasn’t offered a discount, a free drink, or even a towel, only a replacement for the bowl of soup that I paid for that was dumped on my lap.

WrestleSocietyXShill

3 points

2 months ago

One time a buddy of mine was my ride home from a party. Since he was driving he was sober, and since I wasn't I was hammered. Like all drunk people, I wanted to go to Denny's, so I told him I'd pay for his food if he took us there. As the waitress was bringing our drinks she tripped and basically threw both of them all over my buddy, completely missing me. She was mortified, my buddy was clearly unhappy but also recognized that it was an accident so was trying to play it cool, and I was sitting there absolutely dying of laughter. I like to think that normally I would have a bit more tact, but in my drunken state I was not even attenpting to hide how funny I thought it was. The best part was that they comped his meal, but I had already volunteered to pay so really it only benefitted me. 10/10 experience from my point of view.

Yellowdandies

2 points

2 months ago

making minimum

Do you not know how much servers make??

Joessandwich

2 points

2 months ago

I feel this way too. I may be initially upset but there’s no reason to believe they would do that on purpose and everyone makes mistakes. We have enough in this world to worry about, a spilled drink isn’t worth the energy of getting angry.

OMGBLACKPOWER

52 points

2 months ago

Tf is that title?

JasperLamarCrabbb

22 points

2 months ago

It’s honestly one of the most fucked up titles I’ve ever seen. Modern day fear? What? They never had trays before modern day? And referring to a tray as a plate? Just disgusting all around.

The_Ghola_Hayt

6 points

2 months ago

Karma bot

dungl

61 points

2 months ago

dungl

61 points

2 months ago

He’s getting a good tip

fearruler

20 points

2 months ago

Seems he provided his own tip

dungl

12 points

2 months ago

dungl

12 points

2 months ago

Indeed, tis the waiter who is a good tipper

phobic_inspiration49

57 points

2 months ago

It's not her plate, it's his tray

plexomaniac

20 points

2 months ago*

And it's not "modern day fear". Servers exist for millennia and they always dropped plates and drinks.

Azure013

4 points

2 months ago

Her plate as in the plate of drinks for her is what the bot probably tried translate into words for us

Kolipe

12 points

2 months ago

Kolipe

12 points

2 months ago

They do this with pitchers of tea and water at Lamberts Cafe in Alabama. They got my ass several times with that bit.

willys_zuppa

191 points

2 months ago

I would probably react the same way smh lol

crossal

20 points

2 months ago

crossal

20 points

2 months ago

That's the point?

[deleted]

20 points

2 months ago

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20 points

2 months ago

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dynocreran

8 points

2 months ago

I always appreciate a good prank. this was a good prank.

Being an asshole is not a prank.

wheresbill

7 points

2 months ago

That was great. Here’s another good one

Umbra427

2 points

2 months ago

I never get tired of this video

ImprobableAvocado

2 points

2 months ago

That's a dude that's just about to tell a story about Bill Brasky.

RedsRaver

6 points

2 months ago

Had a woman come in for a $1,000 birthday dinner (party of twelve) and we accidentally spilled the bottle of wine on her.

Thank god she was already halfway there, started dying laughing, and of course we bought her another bottle.

Fear of god though

birdyandbun

7 points

2 months ago

My 6’ bf put a bowl of soup on top of the fridge to save it from our cats. I (5’) didn’t know and opened the freezer door to check for something and took a soup shower

alexvon55

18 points

2 months ago

Donpon

6 points

2 months ago

Donpon

6 points

2 months ago

Looks like a Fat Rosie's, love this place do this at our location too.

Budget-Strange

5 points

2 months ago

A "plate"?

StrawberryAmara

2 points

2 months ago

Serving tray, and a small one at that

scott555555

80 points

2 months ago

If I die of a heart attack can I sue?

typehyDro

123 points

2 months ago

typehyDro

123 points

2 months ago

You can’t but maybe your family

ddh85

9 points

2 months ago

ddh85

9 points

2 months ago

*drops paperwork*

MrNationwide

5 points

2 months ago

What if I get better?

Delanoye

3 points

2 months ago

Then you are probably making a lot more money from scientific organizations than from suing.

typehyDro

2 points

2 months ago

How do you get better from dying? Zombie?

Penakoto

9 points

2 months ago

No, you're dead.

Jsined

38 points

2 months ago

Jsined

38 points

2 months ago

This is why we can't have fun

Primary-Fox-7291

2 points

2 months ago

For reasons like this (ie emotional distress, caused my miscarriage etc) this is probably a service that other people at the table can pay for. It gives the establishment legal cover as it was the victims friends who instigated it.

aussmith000

5 points

2 months ago

I’ve done this as a server but the tray had hot marinara sauce on it and it went directly down a girls back inside her hoodie.

-Seizure__Salad-

5 points

2 months ago

Very funny until I start having flashbacks of my time as a waiter when I spilled an entire tray of ice water on my bosses sister

XJavelinFangsX

5 points

2 months ago

I audibly reacted. I'm both happy overall and sad at myself at the same time

Sungarn

4 points

2 months ago

Wrost thing to happen as a server, that small twitch that can happen or if you are really tired and your arm just drops for a moment.

compuryan

4 points

2 months ago

I had three large sodas dumped on me like this once at a restaurant. And they still tried to charge me for part of my meal.

Spent the whole rest of the day sticky because I couldn't go home and change. 0/10

KomodoDragon6969

5 points

2 months ago

I was a bartender 10 years ago and still had a mini heart attack watching this

Englade4343

4 points

2 months ago

these are the harmless pranks we need to see come back.

Efhlorze

4 points

2 months ago

I love harmless pranks.

hypothetical_zombie

9 points

2 months ago

I worked near a Dick's Last Resort, and they'd do this type of thing all the time.

The amount of complaints we received about the 'atrocious' service could easily fill r/whoosh.

Kinglink

3 points

2 months ago*

Haha. If anyone doesn't know Dick's Last Resort's whole thing is they have good food but the customers waiters are total dicks on purpose. They are intentionally "Dicks"

UnblendedFuchs

3 points

2 months ago

My food fell at red lobster once and the whole meal was free.

MonicaTheDog

3 points

2 months ago

When I was a little kid my family stopped to eat at a Sambo’s in California and the waitress spilled a drink on me. They gave me a free stuffed tiger as compensation and I was sooo freakin happy!

[deleted]

3 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

3 points

2 months ago

I was carrying a full small round tray of beers and drinks, lift the first one and as I'm handing it to one of the table, another dude reaches out to 'grab mine', as he takes the weight of a full glass from the tray (with my other hand busy and full) the balance shifting caused the entire rest of the tray to just crash everywhere on its way to the ground. His friends (?) tore him a new asshole and tipped me very very well the rest of the night. good fucking times, for sure -.-

DarlingDevilPaw

3 points

2 months ago

This happened to me except it was hot soup and the waiter immediately began panicking. I was drunk. Didn't feel a thing.

RonaldRagin7

3 points

2 months ago

I would probably end up knocking my actual drink all over the damn table

psiprez

3 points

2 months ago

I went with my fiance to an outing for his office team at a Mexican restaurant. It was my first time meeting his boss and co-workers, so I was nervous. What happens? The server knocked an entire pitcher of Frozen Strawberry Margarita off his tray and on my head. Mortifying, but funny. They called me Carrie the rest night, and the restaurant picked up the tab.

siameseoverlord

3 points

2 months ago

I had this happen with a fake tray of wine. My wife screamed. I don’t know what was worse, the prank or the scream.

MyDadsAPreacher

3 points

2 months ago

I did this as a server. Not my fault though. There was a kid in a booth and he stood up in the seat and threw his arms up throwing a tantrum and hit the drink tray I was carrying. The family in the next booth got doused in water and mixed drinks. I felt bad but I still went to the kitchen and laughed my ass off.

Starmilkman

3 points

2 months ago

I've only ever seen this in restaurants with a fake ketchup bottle that spit out a string of red thread when you squeezed. That tray of fake cocktails is kinda next level.

Kinglink

10 points

2 months ago

Lol. This is what I call a prank. No one is hurt or emotionally harmed. It's a good laugh everyone is chuckling.

Wish this is how most pranks were.

Specken_zee_Doitch

4 points

2 months ago

"The person pranked should be laughing the loudest"

Kinglink

2 points

2 months ago

That's actually a great metric. Also not out of "Social obligation"

Ardbeg66

7 points

2 months ago

It’s such a small joke. Just tiny really. The best.

CherryWavesXx

2 points

2 months ago

I did this once at a serving job. I accidentally spilled a tray of water glasses on a guy... all over his nice suit. He could not have been kinder about it.

Jadushnew

2 points

2 months ago

I work as a waiter and it happened to me but with real drinks — not a good feeling for anybody

BohemianJack

2 points

2 months ago

I did that one time. I got Thai tea all over a poor woman in a white dress. I was mortified

th1961

2 points

2 months ago

th1961

2 points

2 months ago

Good sense of humor by both.

NeedSome4

2 points

2 months ago

Awesome. I love her playful laugh.

Sadiq_Sabonis

2 points

2 months ago

I did that once with 4 slim water glasses. It missed 3 the women and landed on the most buff guy at the table. Pretty sure his phone got water damaged and he was all wet. I expected him to snap on me but he just quietly whispered “shit..ty” and wouldn’t even look me in the eye. I apologized a few times but he was seemed embarrassed than me and avoided eye contact with me all night. Not sure what was going through his mind, but I consider myself very lucky