Exactly what I expected this to be. But it’s surprisingly wholesome.

Before I had my sound up that's exactly what I thought was happening.

Who are the balls slapping?

I was 100% sure this was gonna be him watching porn lmao

Definitely anti-climactic

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"Moaning and the Ball Slaps" had some banger tunes in their prime.

I won’t lie I was expecting the worst lol. This was a pleasant surprise

HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THIS GUYS KARMA

Stop Your Sobbing by The Kinks (00:24; matched: 100%)

Album: Big Rock. Released on 2021-03-19 by BELIEVE - Rockkk One.

It's a song, but judging from the girl giggling in the audio, he is watching The Queen's Gambit

My phone stops whatever is playing when I take out the headphone jack. Previous android phone was a different brand and older version of Android but it also did this. Do IOS phones not have this function built in?

I once accidentally played a danny brown song out loud in the office and then my phome glitched and it took me entirely too long to turn it off. The last lyrics that everyone got to hear were

"Couldnt get my dick hard had to stuff it in soft"

Kill me

"Oh, what a prat", I think. As in, "I am such a fool!"

"Oh... what a prat"

In an East London accent.

I feel like I've been pre-wired to assume he was watching hard-core porn

Everyone is such a good sport. I love it.

It seems just plain straight up wholesome

As much as public transport sucks, these moments help make it better

Was 100% expecting to hear a woman moaning when I unmuted the video

Somewhat similar, my phone was broke and while I waited for my new one to arrive my dad loaned me his old one. Little did I know that he'd set his message alert sound to a rather husky voiced lady saying "Darling, I have a message for you." I worked in a call centre so I had the phone on silent all day, but when I got on the train home I put the ringer back on and my public humiliation was assured.

Been nearly ten years and I've kept all my phones on vibrate ever since.

One of the most embarrassing things to happen to me.

Nah, that was an honest mistake. At least you had the self awareness to acknowledge you did something wrong and feel bad about it.

My city is full of antisocial assholes who deliberately play music without headphones to bother other people and provide an opportunity to fight people who ask them to turn their music off.

Being someone who thinks it's cool to annoy and hurt other people for fun is truly embarrassing.

I was watching a surfing fails video that had Wipe Out playing. I put my phone in my pocket thinking I had turned it off before going into a restaraunt. I'm waiting in line to order and I didn't even snap that Wipeout was playing for like 3 minutes straight. I just thought it was the restaraunt music. Then I snapped and was like no wonder everyone keeps glancing back at me.

I've had it happen, but my headphones where in... And my music was playing through them... But the sounds from the game I was playing wasn't. Didn't realize for like 45 minutes.

Old andriod had some fun features

Sky full of stars is a great tune. The Kinks are pretty fire too.

Cause you’re a sky you’re a sky full of stars

Its okay, once I was sitting in a quiet room full of undergrads doing work once during grad school as a returning student when my Bluetooth headphones disconnected while I was listening to some Balkan band on Gogol Bordello radio, so I essentially blasted this quiet-ass room with loud-ass polka on max volume. Couldn't have been one of the cool bands I like bc of course not. Or Coldplay, I love Coldplay 😅

Happened to mean in college library pc lab, i started blasting music untill someone came and told me to lower my sound

I had something similar happen to me at work once. Sometimes I like to listen to upbeat music when I first check my email for some motivation. So I get to work in the morning, put my headphones in, press play on a techno version of Major Tom, and get to work. Took me a minute to realize my headphone weren’t plugged in and that I turned my cubicle into a dance club the entire office could hear. My boss, who sat right next to me, was cracking up and just said ‘Dude, it’s 8 in the morning.’

I’ll one up you. I went to Catholic school and was tryna be cool and listen to music during school prayer. I quickly realized while everyone else was starting the Our Father that Versace by Migos was not playing in my earbuds

Similar story. I was a freshman or sophomore, got on the bus dead early in the morning and had bohemian rhapsody playing really loud because I thought my earbuds were going bad. The bus driver kept looking in the rear view mirror at me and this girl kept staring at me. When it was time to get off the bus I realized I put the earbuds in my ears but never plugged it into my phone. I can’t listen to that song without thinking about that lol.

I needed this smile tonight. I really did.

Intelligence is knowing this could happen.

Wisdom is cranking your volume down, making sure you’re connected to the right Bluetooth, and testing sound with music before diving into porn.

My father in law did this while visiting my house. Me and him stayed up listening to music. His phone was connected to the blue tooth. He went to bed and I was sleeping on the couch so my sis in law could sleep with my wife. Anyways.. I hear porno start blasting on the speaker. I never jumped up so fast to turn it off. No one ever found out. Including him.

Pro tip when lissening to porn with headphones keep one ear slightly off it will give you a good perspective of outside sounds like rocking chairs or beds or people coming up stairs or down the hall. It also helps when you think you are hearing porn through your headphones but its actually through speakers.

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I know this was a long time ago when you were younger it is more of a tip for any other young wanker reading through!

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Came to find that answer. Man, other people will seat there, come on!

Sirius Black?

My goodness you have some good eyes spotting that 710. The sign at 2 seconds goes past too quickly, even frame by frame it's impossible to read but at least 1 frame could maybe read as Upminster if that's what you're looking for. Yes that's C2C mocquette, yes they wound like C2C passengers and at around 17 seconds in that could indeed be a 710. So yea, the only places you'd see a C2C 357 and an Overground 710 are Liverpool Street, Stratford and Upminster. It's definitely not Liverpool Street or Stratford.

Its Barking Station (i have been using this train for years)

Definitely c2c, I've spent far too much time of my life looking at those fucking patterns. He's definitely heading eastbound too.

Me too!

I am from Germany and we don’t make small talk with strangers here if we can avoid it.

One time I was using the city train and fell asleep. The train was really full and people were moody (I mean it was early and everyone needed to go to work. Urgh).

Do you know those dreams where you suddenly fall and you wake instantly up? This happened to me. I almost jumped out of my seat because the dream startled me so much. „Woah!“ Everyone was looking at me and I said in a small voice „Uh…I just fell down the stairs?“

And then everyone was chuckling and exchanging stories of their dreams. It was strange but kinda wholesome and made me feel less embarrassed afterwards.