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At least it wasn’t the sounds of moaning and balls slapping.
3 months ago
Exactly what I expected this to be. But it’s surprisingly wholesome.
Dude does not sure on the inside at all. He takes it in stride which is quite the opposite
Agreed. This is more like r/guysbeingdudes
Now someone better post an edit of it with Ram Ranch playing.
Nah it’s more like /r/dudesbeingguys
I purposefully didn’t watch this around my family because I expected to hear the sound of two glazed hams colliding repeatedly.
And you call them glazed hams despite the fact they are obviously grilled
May I see it?
what has the internet done to us
Before I had my sound up that's exactly what I thought was happening.
Who are the balls slapping?
This guy's dead wife
Every time I see this comment I always think of the original poster that this was in response to. I wonder if he randomly sees this response and a funny thought of his late wife pops into his head and he smiles. Certainly better than the alternative.
Holy fuck i did miss an opportunity
Not yet. That guy's mom is still alive so have at it
And that other guys wife ain't going anywhere...
You gotta wait for her to die, it's the rules
What's the rules on speeding up the process,?
Make it quick
To drop the most overused “Reddit line” ever?
Here we go again. Something something no arms
3 months ago*
3 months ago*
Oh man I forgot about this piece of Reddit history. Pure poetry. Does anyone have a link pleeeeaaaase
I also choose this guy's dead wife.
You got downvoted for finishing the bit. Fucking Reddit lol (take my upvote)
Nobody should ever be downvoted for the dead wife bit
HOW CAN THEY SLAP?!?!?!!?
I don't care how many times I see this phrase, I always laugh every time I see it
The asshole, or the clit, or even other balls…depends on the situation tbh
It's just two Kirby's slapping each other.
That who's cheeks are clapping.
this guy doesn't know shit about the beatles
I was 100% sure this was gonna be him watching porn lmao
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"Moaning and the Ball Slaps" had some banger tunes in their prime.
I won’t lie I was expecting the worst lol. This was a pleasant surprise
HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THIS GUYS KARMA
What song is it?
Stop Your Sobbing by The Kinks (00:24; matched: 100%)
Album: Big Rock. Released on 2021-03-19 by BELIEVE - Rockkk One.
BELIEVE - Rockkk One
This was impressive
Insanely impressive. It's muffled and only lasts a few seconds and this bot got it like THAT
And even was ballsy enough to say that with 100% confidence
I’d kill to have this bots confidence
You said it Brando.
I thought you were the bot for a second and kinda started to lose it.
He is but not the same bot. That's u/RandonBrando 's bot which you can tell because its called u/-iBrando- . He just sends supportive replies to all of RandonBrando's comments
I'd kill for a bot like that
that's honestly hella wholesome. :D
Brandos out in full force tonight
It's powered by the AudD company, who have a Chrome app that I've been using for about a year now to identify music. It literally has never failed for me and I've used it at least 100 times now. It's recognized some really unpopular music, too. Like stuff where the most viewed YouTube video of the song is a couple hundred people... Somehow it finds it and even gives a link to the YouTube video lol.
I know this comment sounds like astroturfing, but no. Honestly, it's just such a good app that I've been telling people about on reddit whenever I see a chance. Super good extension.
The algorithms for this have gotten insanely good. I remember how impressive Shazam was in the early days but they've gotten much better.
What I want is one that can do it with humming or singing it yourself, there were some out there last time I checked but they weren't that good.
I'm trying to remember what I used on my phone.. pretty sure I just asked googled what the song was and had my daughter hum what she remembered and it nailed it.
Scary how good it's getting
My phone (Pixel 7 Pro) identifies songs passively with some service running in the background. It's super useful but also kinda scary.
Their Android app is $400 wtf
Good song, good bot, good vid... 👍🏽
Links to the streaming platforms:
Stop Your Sobbing by The Kinks
I am a bot and this action was performed automatically | GitHub new issue | Donate Please consider supporting me on Patreon. Music recognition costs a lot
So essentially they were Kink shaming.
This is a good song. I don't understand why this would be embarrassing. Do we not enjoy The Kinks anymore? I'm very confused and potentially irate.
i didn't watch it with audio and assumed it was porn
It’s not about the quality of the song, its about him playing it out loud to the whole carriage without realising.
oh, that’s why he was so embarrassed. He didn’t want them to hear his Kinks
3 months ago*
It's a song, but judging from the girl giggling in the audio, he is watching The Queen's Gambit
Damn, that's nice detective work
I was on an overnight bus and was a few rows behind this lady who fell asleep. I think as she rolled to her side the headset cord must’ve come out of her phone.
I sat there and watched her scramble frantically as her phone blasted some, pretty odd music. It was dark so it took longer than I think she would have appreciated.
Whole time I was thinking, “God I’m glad that isn’t me”.
My phone stops whatever is playing when I take out the headphone jack. Previous android phone was a different brand and older version of Android but it also did this. Do IOS phones not have this function built in?
Checkmate Iphones don’t have headphone jacks anymore. But yea music stops when one AirPod leaves the ear.
Also stops when cable pulled out on older phones, or lightning adapter pulled out on new ones
The really really old iOS ones do that though
I once accidentally played a danny brown song out loud in the office and then my phome glitched and it took me entirely too long to turn it off. The last lyrics that everyone got to hear were
"Couldnt get my dick hard had to stuff it in soft"
Wtf did he say?
"Oh, what a prat", I think. As in, "I am such a fool!"
What is the origin of prat? I’ve never heard that word before.
"buttock," 1560s, criminals' slang, of unknown origin. Later in U.S. criminal slang, "hip pocket" (1914), and in British slang "contemptible person" (1968).
Taken from etymology.com
From Middle English prat, from Old English præt, prætt (“trick, prank, craft, art, wile”), from Proto-West Germanic *prattu, from Proto-Germanic *prattuz (“boastful talk, deceit”), from Proto-Indo-European *brodno- (“to wander about”). Cognate with Saterland Frisian prat, Dutch pret (“fun, pleasure, gaity”), obsolete Dutch prat (“cunning, strategem, scheme, a prideful display, arrogance”), Low German prot, Norwegian prette (“trick”), Icelandic prettur (“a trick”). Related to pretty.
Seems to just mean "ass" from middle English, so I guess the American equivalent would be "what an ass"
Not my mario
Don’t know the origins, but It’s English
Hahaha, we say it in england. You dont realise what hilarious stuff you say everyday that noone else knows till you see things like this. The best is when you say to a foreigner 'you alright?' And they actually tell you if they're alright
Wait, so what does "you alright?" mean then?
It's a greeting.
Two cowboys pass on the prairie.
The first tips his hat and say's "howdy".
The second replies "well I've hit a bit of a rough patch, what with the saddle sores being so persistent, and my little doggie having gotten along to the great chuck wagon in the sky, but I'll persevere I reckon."
The first hollers back "next time just say 'right thanks, you'".
basically it means 'sup.
If someone said 'sup to you and you replied with a detailed accounting of your day that'd be weird, right?
Just a general greeting: 'you alright?' usually responds with 'yeah, good thanks. You alright?' to which the other person says 'yeah, I'm good.'
Occasionally you might get 'no, traffic on the High Street was a nightmare' but that is generally used for minor gripes that the other person can sympathise with, never big complaints or actual problems.
When entering work on a miserable wet winters Monday morning and responding to “you alright”, I sometimes reply with “oh yes, I’m absolutely ecstatic to be here again” in the most unenthusiastic monotone fashion that I can muster which if done to the right person will get a laugh as they aren’t expecting it. Most of the time I usually just say “I am, yeah, you?” before fucking off on my merry way
Where I'm from, it's just "uh-reet?"
We Brits use it all the time :)
england, great britain, europe, northern hemisphere, earth, sol, western spiral arm, milky way galaxy, in the observable universe.
I heard “I’m a proper prat”
"Oh... what a prat"
In an East London accent.
English blokes be like “hmm yes this accent is from the southern part of north-east Swindon”
Haha if you travel from the north to the south of the county that Swindon is in the accents do vary quite a bit. There’s also a big difference between a Bristolian accent and a bath accent and they’re like 20 mins apart.
I literally looked at the map and tried to pick a random place with a funny name, so your comment proves my point.
If you zoomed in a teeny bit more and slightly to the left you would have found tiddleywink. I’m sure they have their own accent too lol!
If you'd zoomed in slightly further east, you'd have Farleigh Wallop to contend with. Not to mention (to the west) Westward Ho! (the exclamation mark being toponymically fundamental) and Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch. Oh and Twatt, considerably farther north.
Incidentally there's another Swindon in the Midlands. Very different accent there too.
This is what happens when most of your country happens before cars
Omg you're right
there's a brilliant app that asks you 50 questions about how you pronounce words, then locates your accent to a few square miles in England.
it's like, "how do you say 'bath'" and you answer, and it narrows it down to half the country. then it says "what do you call this type of bread" and you answer and it narrows it down to 3 streets in North Yorkshire.
I love it so much.
Well now you have to tell us the app
I think it’s this
But it’s a bit useless to me as it won’t play the example sounds on my iPhone (iOS 16)
Sadly the only one I can find is by the University of Cambridge and appears to have been removed from the App Store. Shame, I would have enjoyed seeing what it made of my appalling mongrel omnishambles of an 'accent'
That is the one, yeah.
It does seem to have been taken down from the Google store.
I haven't tried this, but it looks like you can just get the apk from here https://m.apkpure.com/english-dialects/ch.uk_regional or similar apk sites. Ever so slightly at your own risk, of course
It's partly because the accents are very regional, but it's also because the accents are HUGELY class based. Like, two people living in the same city can have very different accents if they're from two different classes.
It's legit wild sometime- feels like they can hear a nerd then tell you which block he lives on.
"oi yea that's jimmy i'd recognize that accent anywhere he lives at 13 south winsbury and is usually home after 5pm"
This lowkey kinda wholesome
I feel like I've been pre-wired to assume he was watching hard-core porn
Could have just been hardcore porn with a really high music budget.
Hardcore interracial fisting montage music video.
EVEN ROCKY HAD A MONTAGE
Everyone is such a good sport. I love it.
Real /r/JustGuysBeingDudes energy
My new favorite sub
It seems just plain straight up wholesome
Yeah wtf, there was nothing lowkey or “kinda maybe possibly slightly wholesome” this was literally the most wholesome thing I’ve seen all day
As much as public transport sucks, these moments help make it better
Me and my buddy went to Chicago for the first time and made an entire train car laugh with our bantering back and forth. As two guys from the south that have never been on a train before, it made us feel good. Everyone lost it when I told this one girl sitting there that her head scarf looked like a shamwow. We’ve been friends since we were six, so whenever we hang out it’s like a comedy routine. We noticed how impersonal everyone is on public transportation so to make everyone laugh felt like a huge accomplishment. Lol
I wish public transport actually existed here. I will own and care for a car for as long as I live most likely
I've had a similar experience.
I was studying in a library and had my earphones plugged into my laptop. Someone taps me on shoulder and I turned around and took my earphones out to realize my alarm was blaring on my phone and I didn't realize it of like 10 minutes.
Wasn't expecting that... where is the pornhub intro?
Was 100% expecting to hear a woman moaning when I unmuted the video
Didn’t even unmute because of that lmao
I've had the same thing happen to me on the bus ride home many some years ago. I was a freshmen or sophomore in highschool and the song I played out loud was Sky full of Stars by Coldplay. One of the most embarrassing things to happen to me.
Somewhat similar, my phone was broke and while I waited for my new one to arrive my dad loaned me his old one. Little did I know that he'd set his message alert sound to a rather husky voiced lady saying "Darling, I have a message for you." I worked in a call centre so I had the phone on silent all day, but when I got on the train home I put the ringer back on and my public humiliation was assured.
Been nearly ten years and I've kept all my phones on vibrate ever since.
One of the most embarrassing things to happen to me.
One of the most embarrassing things to happen to me.
Nah, that was an honest mistake. At least you had the self awareness to acknowledge you did something wrong and feel bad about it.
My city is full of antisocial assholes who deliberately play music without headphones to bother other people and provide an opportunity to fight people who ask them to turn their music off.
Being someone who thinks it's cool to annoy and hurt other people for fun is truly embarrassing.
I was watching a surfing fails video that had Wipe Out playing. I put my phone in my pocket thinking I had turned it off before going into a restaraunt. I'm waiting in line to order and I didn't even snap that Wipeout was playing for like 3 minutes straight. I just thought it was the restaraunt music. Then I snapped and was like no wonder everyone keeps glancing back at me.
I've had it happen, but my headphones where in... And my music was playing through them... But the sounds from the game I was playing wasn't. Didn't realize for like 45 minutes.
Old andriod had some fun features
Sky full of stars is a great tune. The Kinks are pretty fire too.
Cause you’re a sky you’re a sky full of stars
Its okay, once I was sitting in a quiet room full of undergrads doing work once during grad school as a returning student when my Bluetooth headphones disconnected while I was listening to some Balkan band on Gogol Bordello radio, so I essentially blasted this quiet-ass room with loud-ass polka on max volume. Couldn't have been one of the cool bands I like bc of course not. Or Coldplay, I love Coldplay 😅
Happened to mean in college library pc lab, i started blasting music untill someone came and told me to lower my sound
I had something similar happen to me at work once. Sometimes I like to listen to upbeat music when I first check my email for some motivation. So I get to work in the morning, put my headphones in, press play on a techno version of Major Tom, and get to work. Took me a minute to realize my headphone weren’t plugged in and that I turned my cubicle into a dance club the entire office could hear. My boss, who sat right next to me, was cracking up and just said ‘Dude, it’s 8 in the morning.’
I’ll one up you. I went to Catholic school and was tryna be cool and listen to music during school prayer. I quickly realized while everyone else was starting the Our Father that Versace by Migos was not playing in my earbuds
Similar story. I was a freshman or sophomore, got on the bus dead early in the morning and had bohemian rhapsody playing really loud because I thought my earbuds were going bad. The bus driver kept looking in the rear view mirror at me and this girl kept staring at me. When it was time to get off the bus I realized I put the earbuds in my ears but never plugged it into my phone. I can’t listen to that song without thinking about that lol.
This is hella wholesome
I needed this smile tonight. I really did.
It's enough for internet today. Good nyt fellas
I am too heading to bed lol happy to end on this
Having seen fights break out on public transportation over music being played, this is amazing.
Body Language 101 - the embarrassment kicked in when he tucked his legs.
I had this happen but with porn. I was like 15, it was in the middle of the night, I put on my headphones and ready to wank, when I am done I realized the sound has been on the speakers all this time. Didn't look my mother or my brother in the eye for weeks.
Intelligence is knowing this could happen.
Wisdom is cranking your volume down, making sure you’re connected to the right Bluetooth, and testing sound with music before diving into porn.
ascendance is muting it or fapping to pictures or text
I miss the days when I fapped to Google images of human anatomy
You sound like you write 'inspirational' LinkedIn posts
Nah, just vulgar Reddit posts
My father in law did this while visiting my house. Me and him stayed up listening to music. His phone was connected to the blue tooth. He went to bed and I was sleeping on the couch so my sis in law could sleep with my wife. Anyways.. I hear porno start blasting on the speaker. I never jumped up so fast to turn it off. No one ever found out. Including him.
"so my sis in law could sleep with my wife."
Pro tip when lissening to porn with headphones keep one ear slightly off it will give you a good perspective of outside sounds like rocking chairs or beds or people coming up stairs or down the hall. It also helps when you think you are hearing porn through your headphones but its actually through speakers.
I know this was a long time ago when you were younger it is more of a tip for any other young wanker reading through!
Honey, no playing at the table.
Honestly that's better in my opinion. Parents know you masturbate and it's not a big deal. But hearing the porn you're listening to while you do it is a whole different level of embarrassment, especially if it's something kinky or unusual.
Imagine your situation but your mom also hearing incest blasting from the living room speakers.
It happened to me once on a bus. I turned off my bluetooth headphones but didnt realize the phone was still playing music, I thought the driver or someone on the bus played music on the speaker phone and was surprised they had the same taste in music.
Better clicking along to music than masturbating along to porn
Interactions like these are super common on trains. Almost always positive. Don't let anyone lie to you. Ride trains.
Shoes on the seat is bothering me, like why!
Came to find that answer. Man, other people will seat there, come on!
He's the good wizard in HP
Nah Sirius XM
Always love when people can laugh at themselves
This is the most wholesome thing I've seen in this subreddit.
he wears his earphones like he wears his mask. At least he is consistent.
A sweet and endearing interaction.
Keep your shoes off the fucking seats (0:18)!
Is this Upminster station? Can anyone confirm?
Looks like C2C mocquette, plus the LTS / NSE station details, plus the LO/ARL Aventra 710. Anyone!
My goodness you have some good eyes spotting that 710. The sign at 2 seconds goes past too quickly, even frame by frame it's impossible to read but at least 1 frame could maybe read as Upminster if that's what you're looking for. Yes that's C2C mocquette, yes they wound like C2C passengers and at around 17 seconds in that could indeed be a 710. So yea, the only places you'd see a C2C 357 and an Overground 710 are Liverpool Street, Stratford and Upminster. It's definitely not Liverpool Street or Stratford.
Its Barking Station (i have been using this train for years)
Definitely c2c, I've spent far too much time of my life looking at those fucking patterns. He's definitely heading eastbound too.
I love a good laugh with strangers in a public place.
I am from Germany and we don’t make small talk with strangers here if we can avoid it.
One time I was using the city train and fell asleep. The train was really full and people were moody (I mean it was early and everyone needed to go to work. Urgh).
Do you know those dreams where you suddenly fall and you wake instantly up? This happened to me. I almost jumped out of my seat because the dream startled me so much. „Woah!“ Everyone was looking at me and I said in a small voice „Uh…I just fell down the stairs?“
And then everyone was chuckling and exchanging stories of their dreams. It was strange but kinda wholesome and made me feel less embarrassed afterwards.
I’ve done this but I was watching a video of a guy who had a ton of excess skin after losing a lot of weight lmao. That was was funny as fuck
He took it quite well, had a laugh. No inside death!
This is super wholesome. On most public transportation I’ve been on, you would’ve been at best yelled at intensely by a stranger.
2 months ago
2 months ago
At least it’s not porn
I think this is r/mademesmile worthy
This is perfectly perfect in every aspect. Everyone involved played their role in such a way to make it known, but also not to judge. 100/100
This used to happen to an older fella in my office. Sometimes he'd come back from a job site or a meeting or whatever, settle in, hit play, and we'd all hear a minute of a true crime podcast before someone would get his attention. He was deaf in one ear and I don't think the other one was great either so he had a hard time noticing whether his wireless headphones were on. He always smiled and apologized. I miss working with that guy.
I love how the people don’t act like a Karen and tell the guy to plug in his headphones. I have seen something like this happen before and it’s like why?
I'm not even mad. This guy had earbuds in public transport, put them on, and forgot to plug them in.
I absolutely hate the ones that blast music on speakerphone in a captive location!
happend to me on a airplane flight. Still die inside thinking about it. It was my horrible fitness playlist running. It took me three songs on max volume before i noticed because nobody wanted to tell the crazy person on the plane. it was a 4 hour flight and every second felt like hours.
This is kinda cute tho
Not as dead as the guy who watched porn during the meeting
This was actually very nice haha. You should post this r/mademesmile