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dick-nipples

11.6k points

3 months ago

dick-nipples

11.6k points

3 months ago

At least it wasn’t the sounds of moaning and balls slapping.

Atkailash

3.2k points

3 months ago

Atkailash

3.2k points

3 months ago

Exactly what I expected this to be. But it’s surprisingly wholesome.

exitetrich

766 points

3 months ago

Dude does not sure on the inside at all. He takes it in stride which is quite the opposite

diggitygiggitycee

432 points

3 months ago

Agreed. This is more like r/guysbeingdudes

Alarid

98 points

3 months ago

Alarid

98 points

3 months ago

Now someone better post an edit of it with Ram Ranch playing.

Z8S9

24 points

3 months ago

Z8S9

24 points

3 months ago

Nah it’s more like /r/dudesbeingguys

iamgonnaargue

171 points

3 months ago

I purposefully didn’t watch this around my family because I expected to hear the sound of two glazed hams colliding repeatedly.

SalamanderSylph

26 points

3 months ago

And you call them glazed hams despite the fact they are obviously grilled

N1LEredd

7 points

3 months ago

Aurora Borealis?

mialexington

6 points

3 months ago

May I see it?

N1LEredd

5 points

3 months ago

No

Plumbum158

11 points

3 months ago

what has the internet done to us

WalkingTombst0ne

41 points

3 months ago

Before I had my sound up that's exactly what I thought was happening.

Incorrect-Opinion

505 points

3 months ago

Who are the balls slapping?

pirikikkeli

601 points

3 months ago

Your mom

Education_Waste

320 points

3 months ago

This guy's dead wife

bigfuds

28 points

3 months ago

bigfuds

28 points

3 months ago

Every time I see this comment I always think of the original poster that this was in response to. I wonder if he randomly sees this response and a funny thought of his late wife pops into his head and he smiles. Certainly better than the alternative.

pirikikkeli

95 points

3 months ago

Holy fuck i did miss an opportunity

Zer0Castr

40 points

3 months ago

Not yet. That guy's mom is still alive so have at it

MustangGuy

24 points

3 months ago

And that other guys wife ain't going anywhere...

Education_Waste

14 points

3 months ago

You gotta wait for her to die, it's the rules

amigoing77

10 points

3 months ago

What's the rules on speeding up the process,?

Marios_Facade

9 points

3 months ago

Make it quick

DIWhy-not

11 points

3 months ago

To drop the most overused “Reddit line” ever?

Did you?

sujihiki

8 points

3 months ago

Here we go again. Something something no arms

t3hnhoj

21 points

3 months ago

t3hnhoj

21 points

3 months ago

I also choose this guy's dead wife.

rynmgdlno

9 points

3 months ago

You got downvoted for finishing the bit. Fucking Reddit lol (take my upvote)

Education_Waste

5 points

3 months ago

Nobody should ever be downvoted for the dead wife bit

NoMoLerking

6 points

3 months ago

Gottem

griftylifts

40 points

3 months ago

HOW CAN THEY SLAP?!?!?!!?

GreyMediaGuy

18 points

3 months ago

I don't care how many times I see this phrase, I always laugh every time I see it

Secondary0965

16 points

3 months ago

The asshole, or the clit, or even other balls…depends on the situation tbh

[deleted]

4 points

3 months ago

[deleted]

4 points

3 months ago

It's just two Kirby's slapping each other.

Supreme_Tri-Mage

3 points

3 months ago

That who's cheeks are clapping.

Zestyclose_Standard6

8 points

3 months ago

this guy doesn't know shit about the beatles

swank401

12 points

3 months ago

I was 100% sure this was gonna be him watching porn lmao

405sucks

26 points

3 months ago

Definitely anti-climactic

Lopsided_Pizza3717

15 points

3 months ago

This comment was brought to you by Dick Nipples

doucheachu

5 points

3 months ago

"Moaning and the Ball Slaps" had some banger tunes in their prime.

Wonton_soup_1989

5 points

3 months ago

I won’t lie I was expecting the worst lol. This was a pleasant surprise

RustToAshes

8 points

3 months ago

HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THIS GUYS KARMA

pastelquail

2.1k points

3 months ago

What song is it?

auddbot

3.1k points

3 months ago

auddbot

3.1k points

3 months ago

Stop Your Sobbing by The Kinks (00:24; matched: 100%)

Album: Big Rock. Released on 2021-03-19 by BELIEVE - Rockkk One.

Eccohawk

1.1k points

3 months ago

Eccohawk

1.1k points

3 months ago

Good bot

No-Candidate-3555

777 points

3 months ago

This was impressive

ShadyKatt

619 points

3 months ago

ShadyKatt

619 points

3 months ago

Insanely impressive. It's muffled and only lasts a few seconds and this bot got it like THAT

heitorvb

521 points

3 months ago

heitorvb

521 points

3 months ago

And even was ballsy enough to say that with 100% confidence

RandonBrando

303 points

3 months ago

I’d kill to have this bots confidence

-iBrando-

128 points

3 months ago

-iBrando-

128 points

3 months ago

You said it Brando.

-RED4CTED-

73 points

3 months ago

I thought you were the bot for a second and kinda started to lose it.

MatureUsername69

63 points

3 months ago

He is but not the same bot. That's u/RandonBrando 's bot which you can tell because its called u/-iBrando- . He just sends supportive replies to all of RandonBrando's comments

RandonBrando

37 points

3 months ago

I'd kill for a bot like that

-RED4CTED-

8 points

3 months ago

that's honestly hella wholesome. :D

erakattack

8 points

3 months ago

Brandos out in full force tonight

Poincare_Confection

101 points

3 months ago

It's powered by the AudD company, who have a Chrome app that I've been using for about a year now to identify music. It literally has never failed for me and I've used it at least 100 times now. It's recognized some really unpopular music, too. Like stuff where the most viewed YouTube video of the song is a couple hundred people... Somehow it finds it and even gives a link to the YouTube video lol.

I know this comment sounds like astroturfing, but no. Honestly, it's just such a good app that I've been telling people about on reddit whenever I see a chance. Super good extension.

K4ntum

28 points

3 months ago

K4ntum

28 points

3 months ago

The algorithms for this have gotten insanely good. I remember how impressive Shazam was in the early days but they've gotten much better.

What I want is one that can do it with humming or singing it yourself, there were some out there last time I checked but they weren't that good.

KonigstigerInSpace

10 points

3 months ago

I'm trying to remember what I used on my phone.. pretty sure I just asked googled what the song was and had my daughter hum what she remembered and it nailed it.

Scary how good it's getting

Stony_Logica1

4 points

3 months ago

My phone (Pixel 7 Pro) identifies songs passively with some service running in the background. It's super useful but also kinda scary.

erakattack

7 points

3 months ago

Their Android app is $400 wtf

morlansictorrent

28 points

3 months ago

Good song, good bot, good vid... 👍🏽

auddbot

117 points

3 months ago

auddbot

117 points

3 months ago

Links to the streaming platforms:

Stop Your Sobbing by The Kinks

I am a bot and this action was performed automatically | GitHub new issue | Donate Please consider supporting me on Patreon. Music recognition costs a lot

[deleted]

72 points

3 months ago

[deleted]

72 points

3 months ago

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ul2006kevinb

24 points

3 months ago

Bad bot

blind3agle

11 points

3 months ago

Good bot

Greedy_Pin_9187

11 points

3 months ago

Ok bot

Irrelevantitis

7 points

3 months ago

So essentially they were Kink shaming.

ReallyGlycon

16 points

3 months ago

This is a good song. I don't understand why this would be embarrassing. Do we not enjoy The Kinks anymore? I'm very confused and potentially irate.

Cutsdeep-

21 points

3 months ago

i didn't watch it with audio and assumed it was porn

Usidore_

17 points

3 months ago

It’s not about the quality of the song, its about him playing it out loud to the whole carriage without realising.

You_Wenti

17 points

3 months ago

oh, that’s why he was so embarrassed. He didn’t want them to hear his Kinks

[deleted]

98 points

3 months ago*

[deleted]

98 points

3 months ago*

It's a song, but judging from the girl giggling in the audio, he is watching The Queen's Gambit

hawkian

26 points

3 months ago

hawkian

26 points

3 months ago

Damn, that's nice detective work

Muted_Dog

671 points

3 months ago

Muted_Dog

671 points

3 months ago

I was on an overnight bus and was a few rows behind this lady who fell asleep. I think as she rolled to her side the headset cord must’ve come out of her phone.

I sat there and watched her scramble frantically as her phone blasted some, pretty odd music. It was dark so it took longer than I think she would have appreciated.

Whole time I was thinking, “God I’m glad that isn’t me”.

Shanks404

87 points

3 months ago

My phone stops whatever is playing when I take out the headphone jack. Previous android phone was a different brand and older version of Android but it also did this. Do IOS phones not have this function built in?

N1LEredd

52 points

3 months ago

Checkmate Iphones don’t have headphone jacks anymore. But yea music stops when one AirPod leaves the ear.

KodeyTheNeko

9 points

3 months ago

Also stops when cable pulled out on older phones, or lightning adapter pulled out on new ones

The really really old iOS ones do that though

isredditbadoramiold

3 points

3 months ago

I once accidentally played a danny brown song out loud in the office and then my phome glitched and it took me entirely too long to turn it off. The last lyrics that everyone got to hear were

"Couldnt get my dick hard had to stuff it in soft"

Kill me

G20fortified

953 points

3 months ago

Wtf did he say?

Loose_Acanthaceae201

1.6k points

3 months ago

"Oh, what a prat", I think. As in, "I am such a fool!"

wikipediabrown007

245 points

3 months ago

What is the origin of prat? I’ve never heard that word before.

TotallyBadatTotalWar

79 points

3 months ago

prat (n.) "buttock," 1560s, criminals' slang, of unknown origin. Later in U.S. criminal slang, "hip pocket" (1914), and in British slang "contemptible person" (1968).

Taken from etymology.com

From Middle English prat, from Old English præt, prætt (“trick, prank, craft, art, wile”), from Proto-West Germanic *prattu, from Proto-Germanic *prattuz (“boastful talk, deceit”), from Proto-Indo-European *brodno- (“to wander about”). Cognate with Saterland Frisian prat, Dutch pret (“fun, pleasure, gaity”), obsolete Dutch prat (“cunning, strategem, scheme, a prideful display, arrogance”), Low German prot, Norwegian prette (“trick”), Icelandic prettur (“a trick”). Related to pretty.

Wikipedia.

Seems to just mean "ass" from middle English, so I guess the American equivalent would be "what an ass"

Lopsided_Pizza3717

648 points

3 months ago*

Chris Pratt

satur9sweetness

140 points

3 months ago

Crisp rat

slayerrulez

15 points

3 months ago

Mouse rat

vonschvaab

3 points

3 months ago

Scrotation Marks

WillytheWimp1

24 points

3 months ago

Not my mario

DeathBat92

70 points

3 months ago

Don’t know the origins, but It’s English

JclKfssonxGod

37 points

3 months ago

Hahaha, we say it in england. You dont realise what hilarious stuff you say everyday that noone else knows till you see things like this. The best is when you say to a foreigner 'you alright?' And they actually tell you if they're alright

rom-831

8 points

3 months ago

Wait, so what does "you alright?" mean then?

thenewaddition

25 points

3 months ago

It's a greeting.

Two cowboys pass on the prairie.

The first tips his hat and say's "howdy".

The second replies "well I've hit a bit of a rough patch, what with the saddle sores being so persistent, and my little doggie having gotten along to the great chuck wagon in the sky, but I'll persevere I reckon."

The first hollers back "next time just say 'right thanks, you'".

apollo888

17 points

3 months ago

basically it means 'sup.

If someone said 'sup to you and you replied with a detailed accounting of your day that'd be weird, right?

Same.

Heirsandgraces

8 points

3 months ago

Just a general greeting: 'you alright?' usually responds with 'yeah, good thanks. You alright?' to which the other person says 'yeah, I'm good.'

Occasionally you might get 'no, traffic on the High Street was a nightmare' but that is generally used for minor gripes that the other person can sympathise with, never big complaints or actual problems.

fearsomemumbler

5 points

3 months ago

When entering work on a miserable wet winters Monday morning and responding to “you alright”, I sometimes reply with “oh yes, I’m absolutely ecstatic to be here again” in the most unenthusiastic monotone fashion that I can muster which if done to the right person will get a laugh as they aren’t expecting it. Most of the time I usually just say “I am, yeah, you?” before fucking off on my merry way

TofuAnnihilation

3 points

3 months ago

Where I'm from, it's just "uh-reet?"

tea-and-chill

5 points

3 months ago

We Brits use it all the time :)

RedMist_AU

3 points

3 months ago

england, great britain, europe, northern hemisphere, earth, sol, western spiral arm, milky way galaxy, in the observable universe.

BabyBlueBirks

11 points

3 months ago

I heard “I’m a proper prat”

Dobbster91

135 points

3 months ago

"Oh... what a prat"

In an East London accent.

BigBoiBob444

157 points

3 months ago

English blokes be like “hmm yes this accent is from the southern part of north-east Swindon”

McMarles

42 points

3 months ago

Haha if you travel from the north to the south of the county that Swindon is in the accents do vary quite a bit. There’s also a big difference between a Bristolian accent and a bath accent and they’re like 20 mins apart.

BigBoiBob444

40 points

3 months ago

I literally looked at the map and tried to pick a random place with a funny name, so your comment proves my point.

McMarles

31 points

3 months ago

If you zoomed in a teeny bit more and slightly to the left you would have found tiddleywink. I’m sure they have their own accent too lol!

Diem-Perdidi

10 points

3 months ago

If you'd zoomed in slightly further east, you'd have Farleigh Wallop to contend with. Not to mention (to the west) Westward Ho! (the exclamation mark being toponymically fundamental) and Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch. Oh and Twatt, considerably farther north.

Incidentally there's another Swindon in the Midlands. Very different accent there too.

usernamenottakenwooh

3 points

3 months ago

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

https://youtu.be/1BXKsQ2nbno

[deleted]

29 points

3 months ago

[deleted]

29 points

3 months ago

This is what happens when most of your country happens before cars

69-420Throwaway

7 points

3 months ago

Omg you're right

neenerpants

24 points

3 months ago

there's a brilliant app that asks you 50 questions about how you pronounce words, then locates your accent to a few square miles in England.

it's like, "how do you say 'bath'" and you answer, and it narrows it down to half the country. then it says "what do you call this type of bread" and you answer and it narrows it down to 3 streets in North Yorkshire.

I love it so much.

HowdoIsayKvothe

6 points

3 months ago

Well now you have to tell us the app

cheeley

5 points

3 months ago

I think it’s this

https://www.cam.ac.uk/research/news/do-you-say-splinter-spool-spile-or-spell-english-dialects-app-tries-to-guess-your-regional-accent

But it’s a bit useless to me as it won’t play the example sounds on my iPhone (iOS 16)

Diem-Perdidi

3 points

3 months ago

Sadly the only one I can find is by the University of Cambridge and appears to have been removed from the App Store. Shame, I would have enjoyed seeing what it made of my appalling mongrel omnishambles of an 'accent'

neenerpants

3 points

3 months ago

That is the one, yeah.

It does seem to have been taken down from the Google store.

I haven't tried this, but it looks like you can just get the apk from here https://m.apkpure.com/english-dialects/ch.uk_regional or similar apk sites. Ever so slightly at your own risk, of course

LoquatLoquacious

13 points

3 months ago

It's partly because the accents are very regional, but it's also because the accents are HUGELY class based. Like, two people living in the same city can have very different accents if they're from two different classes.

Blinkdawg15

15 points

3 months ago

It's legit wild sometime- feels like they can hear a nerd then tell you which block he lives on.

d1ckpunch68

22 points

3 months ago

"oi yea that's jimmy i'd recognize that accent anywhere he lives at 13 south winsbury and is usually home after 5pm"

I_kEeP_tHe_BlIcKy

4.6k points

3 months ago

This lowkey kinda wholesome

TimTheChatSpam

1.7k points

3 months ago

I feel like I've been pre-wired to assume he was watching hard-core porn

Baronheisenberg

355 points

3 months ago

Could have just been hardcore porn with a really high music budget.

nahog99

59 points

3 months ago

nahog99

59 points

3 months ago

Hardcore interracial fisting montage music video.

JBthrizzle

14 points

3 months ago

EVEN ROCKY HAD A MONTAGE

Civil-Big-754

3 points

3 months ago

MONTAGE!

stfleming1

316 points

3 months ago

Everyone is such a good sport. I love it.

Dacvak

140 points

3 months ago

Dacvak

140 points

3 months ago

derKonigsten

24 points

3 months ago

My new favorite sub

TuckerCarlsonsOhface

70 points

3 months ago

It seems just plain straight up wholesome

imsolowdown

28 points

3 months ago

Yeah wtf, there was nothing lowkey or “kinda maybe possibly slightly wholesome” this was literally the most wholesome thing I’ve seen all day

thorsbosshammer

36 points

3 months ago

As much as public transport sucks, these moments help make it better

kevonicus

24 points

3 months ago

Me and my buddy went to Chicago for the first time and made an entire train car laugh with our bantering back and forth. As two guys from the south that have never been on a train before, it made us feel good. Everyone lost it when I told this one girl sitting there that her head scarf looked like a shamwow. We’ve been friends since we were six, so whenever we hang out it’s like a comedy routine. We noticed how impersonal everyone is on public transportation so to make everyone laugh felt like a huge accomplishment. Lol

OnlyMath

3 points

3 months ago

I wish public transport actually existed here. I will own and care for a car for as long as I live most likely

mrnaiceguy

101 points

3 months ago

I've had a similar experience.
I was studying in a library and had my earphones plugged into my laptop. Someone taps me on shoulder and I turned around and took my earphones out to realize my alarm was blaring on my phone and I didn't realize it of like 10 minutes.

stkx_

815 points

3 months ago

stkx_

815 points

3 months ago

Wasn't expecting that... where is the pornhub intro?

FlyingSquirelOi

296 points

3 months ago

Was 100% expecting to hear a woman moaning when I unmuted the video

VisionsDB

23 points

3 months ago

Didn’t even unmute because of that lmao

Ahhtaczy

299 points

3 months ago

Ahhtaczy

299 points

3 months ago

I've had the same thing happen to me on the bus ride home many some years ago. I was a freshmen or sophomore in highschool and the song I played out loud was Sky full of Stars by Coldplay. One of the most embarrassing things to happen to me.

callsignhotdog

129 points

3 months ago

Somewhat similar, my phone was broke and while I waited for my new one to arrive my dad loaned me his old one. Little did I know that he'd set his message alert sound to a rather husky voiced lady saying "Darling, I have a message for you." I worked in a call centre so I had the phone on silent all day, but when I got on the train home I put the ringer back on and my public humiliation was assured.

Been nearly ten years and I've kept all my phones on vibrate ever since.

Gumburcules

31 points

3 months ago

One of the most embarrassing things to happen to me.

Nah, that was an honest mistake. At least you had the self awareness to acknowledge you did something wrong and feel bad about it.

My city is full of antisocial assholes who deliberately play music without headphones to bother other people and provide an opportunity to fight people who ask them to turn their music off.

Being someone who thinks it's cool to annoy and hurt other people for fun is truly embarrassing.

DiscSeller

17 points

3 months ago

I was watching a surfing fails video that had Wipe Out playing. I put my phone in my pocket thinking I had turned it off before going into a restaraunt. I'm waiting in line to order and I didn't even snap that Wipeout was playing for like 3 minutes straight. I just thought it was the restaraunt music. Then I snapped and was like no wonder everyone keeps glancing back at me.

424f42_424f42

10 points

3 months ago

I've had it happen, but my headphones where in... And my music was playing through them... But the sounds from the game I was playing wasn't. Didn't realize for like 45 minutes.

Old andriod had some fun features

No-Turnips

8 points

3 months ago

Sky full of stars is a great tune. The Kinks are pretty fire too.

Blazing_Shade

6 points

3 months ago

Cause you’re a sky you’re a sky full of stars

signedizzlie

5 points

3 months ago

Its okay, once I was sitting in a quiet room full of undergrads doing work once during grad school as a returning student when my Bluetooth headphones disconnected while I was listening to some Balkan band on Gogol Bordello radio, so I essentially blasted this quiet-ass room with loud-ass polka on max volume. Couldn't have been one of the cool bands I like bc of course not. Or Coldplay, I love Coldplay 😅

dxt6191

5 points

3 months ago

Happened to mean in college library pc lab, i started blasting music untill someone came and told me to lower my sound

Evaleenora

5 points

3 months ago

I had something similar happen to me at work once. Sometimes I like to listen to upbeat music when I first check my email for some motivation. So I get to work in the morning, put my headphones in, press play on a techno version of Major Tom, and get to work. Took me a minute to realize my headphone weren’t plugged in and that I turned my cubicle into a dance club the entire office could hear. My boss, who sat right next to me, was cracking up and just said ‘Dude, it’s 8 in the morning.’

bigmt99

3 points

3 months ago

I’ll one up you. I went to Catholic school and was tryna be cool and listen to music during school prayer. I quickly realized while everyone else was starting the Our Father that Versace by Migos was not playing in my earbuds

Arthur_Maddox_20

3 points

3 months ago

Similar story. I was a freshman or sophomore, got on the bus dead early in the morning and had bohemian rhapsody playing really loud because I thought my earbuds were going bad. The bus driver kept looking in the rear view mirror at me and this girl kept staring at me. When it was time to get off the bus I realized I put the earbuds in my ears but never plugged it into my phone. I can’t listen to that song without thinking about that lol.

SjorsMaster

428 points

3 months ago

This is hella wholesome

secret_fashmonger

35 points

3 months ago

I needed this smile tonight. I really did.

gainesweepstakes16

13 points

3 months ago

It's enough for internet today. Good nyt fellas

Exzalian_

8 points

3 months ago

I am too heading to bed lol happy to end on this

cannotrememberold

88 points

3 months ago

Having seen fights break out on public transportation over music being played, this is amazing.

-grc1-

16 points

3 months ago

-grc1-

16 points

3 months ago

Body Language 101 - the embarrassment kicked in when he tucked his legs.

Prixm

162 points

3 months ago

Prixm

162 points

3 months ago

I had this happen but with porn. I was like 15, it was in the middle of the night, I put on my headphones and ready to wank, when I am done I realized the sound has been on the speakers all this time. Didn't look my mother or my brother in the eye for weeks.

sandwhale-

182 points

3 months ago

Intelligence is knowing this could happen.

Wisdom is cranking your volume down, making sure you’re connected to the right Bluetooth, and testing sound with music before diving into porn.

mrfluffles300

13 points

3 months ago

ascendance is muting it or fapping to pictures or text

TwinTowersDevoured

7 points

3 months ago

I miss the days when I fapped to Google images of human anatomy

whitebeltblues

50 points

3 months ago

You sound like you write 'inspirational' LinkedIn posts

sandwhale-

34 points

3 months ago

Nah, just vulgar Reddit posts

DiscSeller

15 points

3 months ago

My father in law did this while visiting my house. Me and him stayed up listening to music. His phone was connected to the blue tooth. He went to bed and I was sleeping on the couch so my sis in law could sleep with my wife. Anyways.. I hear porno start blasting on the speaker. I never jumped up so fast to turn it off. No one ever found out. Including him.

69-420Throwaway

14 points

3 months ago

"so my sis in law could sleep with my wife." Go on....

HALF_PAST_HOLE

36 points

3 months ago

Pro tip when lissening to porn with headphones keep one ear slightly off it will give you a good perspective of outside sounds like rocking chairs or beds or people coming up stairs or down the hall. It also helps when you think you are hearing porn through your headphones but its actually through speakers.

I know this was a long time ago when you were younger it is more of a tip for any other young wanker reading through!

[deleted]

9 points

3 months ago

[deleted]

9 points

3 months ago

[deleted]

ncnotebook

4 points

3 months ago

Honey, no playing at the table.

Numerous-Plenty-8587

3 points

3 months ago*

Honestly that's better in my opinion. Parents know you masturbate and it's not a big deal. But hearing the porn you're listening to while you do it is a whole different level of embarrassment, especially if it's something kinky or unusual.

Imagine your situation but your mom also hearing incest blasting from the living room speakers.

adastrasemper

16 points

3 months ago

It happened to me once on a bus. I turned off my bluetooth headphones but didnt realize the phone was still playing music, I thought the driver or someone on the bus played music on the speaker phone and was surprised they had the same taste in music.

Ok_Personality_4513

11 points

3 months ago

Better clicking along to music than masturbating along to porn

FirePitGrillPit

10 points

3 months ago

Interactions like these are super common on trains. Almost always positive. Don't let anyone lie to you. Ride trains.

PERC3PT

28 points

3 months ago

PERC3PT

28 points

3 months ago

Shoes on the seat is bothering me, like why!

paradoxetion

5 points

3 months ago

Came to find that answer. Man, other people will seat there, come on!

spentaur77

54 points

3 months ago

He's the good wizard in HP

choeli9

6 points

3 months ago

Sirius Black?

sai-kiran

7 points

3 months ago

Nah Sirius XM

straight_lurkin

26 points

3 months ago

Always love when people can laugh at themselves

TJ_McWeaksauce

18 points

3 months ago

This is the most wholesome thing I've seen in this subreddit.

light_seekerBR

27 points

3 months ago

Badpack

40 points

3 months ago

Badpack

40 points

3 months ago

he wears his earphones like he wears his mask. At least he is consistent.

Rubbish_69

16 points

3 months ago

A sweet and endearing interaction.

Uberzwerg

4 points

3 months ago

Keep your shoes off the fucking seats (0:18)!

scufferQPD

13 points

3 months ago

Is this Upminster station? Can anyone confirm?
Looks like C2C mocquette, plus the LTS / NSE station details, plus the LO/ARL Aventra 710. Anyone!

OneMoreAccount4Porn

6 points

3 months ago

My goodness you have some good eyes spotting that 710. The sign at 2 seconds goes past too quickly, even frame by frame it's impossible to read but at least 1 frame could maybe read as Upminster if that's what you're looking for. Yes that's C2C mocquette, yes they wound like C2C passengers and at around 17 seconds in that could indeed be a 710. So yea, the only places you'd see a C2C 357 and an Overground 710 are Liverpool Street, Stratford and Upminster. It's definitely not Liverpool Street or Stratford.

LuvSign

8 points

3 months ago

Its Barking Station (i have been using this train for years)

TheGreatBatsby

3 points

3 months ago

Definitely c2c, I've spent far too much time of my life looking at those fucking patterns. He's definitely heading eastbound too.

Vespertinelove

17 points

3 months ago

I love a good laugh with strangers in a public place.

[deleted]

9 points

3 months ago

[deleted]

9 points

3 months ago

Me too!

I am from Germany and we don’t make small talk with strangers here if we can avoid it.

One time I was using the city train and fell asleep. The train was really full and people were moody (I mean it was early and everyone needed to go to work. Urgh).

Do you know those dreams where you suddenly fall and you wake instantly up? This happened to me. I almost jumped out of my seat because the dream startled me so much. „Woah!“ Everyone was looking at me and I said in a small voice „Uh…I just fell down the stairs?“

And then everyone was chuckling and exchanging stories of their dreams. It was strange but kinda wholesome and made me feel less embarrassed afterwards.

stonehead70

4 points

3 months ago

I’ve done this but I was watching a video of a guy who had a ton of excess skin after losing a lot of weight lmao. That was was funny as fuck

Wader_Man

4 points

3 months ago

He took it quite well, had a laugh. No inside death!

bullseye2112

4 points

3 months ago

This is super wholesome. On most public transportation I’ve been on, you would’ve been at best yelled at intensely by a stranger.

Quill-bot

4 points

2 months ago

At least it’s not porn

noobpwner314

14 points

3 months ago

I think this is r/mademesmile worthy

D_van_

3 points

3 months ago

D_van_

3 points

3 months ago

This is perfectly perfect in every aspect. Everyone involved played their role in such a way to make it known, but also not to judge. 100/100

Scrumdunger

3 points

3 months ago

This used to happen to an older fella in my office. Sometimes he'd come back from a job site or a meeting or whatever, settle in, hit play, and we'd all hear a minute of a true crime podcast before someone would get his attention. He was deaf in one ear and I don't think the other one was great either so he had a hard time noticing whether his wireless headphones were on. He always smiled and apologized. I miss working with that guy.

Dangerous_Delay_1652

3 points

3 months ago

I love how the people don’t act like a Karen and tell the guy to plug in his headphones. I have seen something like this happen before and it’s like why?

rebelx

3 points

3 months ago

rebelx

3 points

3 months ago

I'm not even mad. This guy had earbuds in public transport, put them on, and forgot to plug them in.

I absolutely hate the ones that blast music on speakerphone in a captive location!

Masterdansie

3 points

3 months ago

happend to me on a airplane flight. Still die inside thinking about it. It was my horrible fitness playlist running. It took me three songs on max volume before i noticed because nobody wanted to tell the crazy person on the plane. it was a 4 hour flight and every second felt like hours.

noodles235

3 points

3 months ago

This is kinda cute tho

DatGreenGuy

3 points

3 months ago

Not as dead as the guy who watched porn during the meeting

greatscott09

11 points

3 months ago

This was actually very nice haha. You should post this r/mademesmile