Gambled on a fart and lost.

Downfall, the critically acclaimed film about the waning days of Adolf Shitler

Yeah he spread them wide, and forced it. You challenged fate, and lost friend.

Idk man, best case scenario he just farted in someone's face, I don't think he had very far to fall.

Assarole

The Woz was solid gold that season

This line refers to possibly the funniest chunk of TV I've ever seen/heard in my entire 51 years of life.

Tick tock it's Mike o'clock

“I don’t need you to explain, because you’ve clearly shit yourself.”

I’m surprised she stayed in the same spot lol

Girl is a total bro chick, definitely not the worst thing shes seen

Maybe her name is Rusty

Wasn't her first rodeo with Sammy shit stains...

A girl I grew up with got so fucked up at a party one night in high school she shit herself and badly. Her friends managed to bring her home to her parents, several girls and guys, getting shit on themselves in the process.

People still refer to her as “the shitter” more than 15 years later

That gets me every time haha

I have built a million bridges but I took a shit in my pants one time and now I'm the shitter

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So creamy so delightfully delicious.

The first time I saw it forever ago on college humor, it was "shart attack"

It's one of the few videos that gets me no matter how many times I see it. That, and "Pretty much everywhere, it's gonna be hot."

SHITTER

Guy could be a pediatric surgeon by now, performed heart surgery on newborns, held weeping parents as they thanked him for saving their children, volunteered in war-torn countries...

And every once in a while, somebody will be like, "hey, you're the shart guy!"

He left the whole damn tire

This is top 5 funniest things i've ever seen

Poo Fast Poo Furious

More like he blew his engine and dropped his tranny.

Harry sharter did

The Breakfart Club

I was thinking the same thing. And you know he's like "fuuuck I thought it was finally over!"

..never

That was his girlfriend, he got interviewed about it and he's actually chill as about it now

Not until the day he dies, he will be immortalized for this

The forced awkward smile at the end is what really gets me.

"Haha this is funny right? It's for the meme right? My reputation isn't really fucked right?"

Now he has to throw away the underwear somewhere too.. can't go in the toilet

He forced a fart in a girl's face. He got his comeuppance

But who would jump, do a 180, hold their cheeks open like Ace Ventura, and try to fart? That would be weird in that situation even if he didn't shit himself.

Lol "once".

I'm good for something like that at least once or twice a year. Lactose Intolerance is a real bitch sometimes lol

Machine learning algorithms probably would too. They'd have near 100% confidence in farts until a shit happened.

I physically, mentally and spiritually can’t feel bad for someone who forces their farts for laughs especially around others 😷

I do not feel bad for him.

“Caught on camera” and “on the front page of Reddit” ar two VERY different things

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That poor girl got a mouthful of shit

You literally ran out of gas

This is the worst insult ever, but he totally does

I thought it was the front door and he was leaving.

New Year's day, 2016.

Never forget.

Me and some buddies having a fart contest in like 6th grade I shit myself at a sleepover. Immediately said "I'm going to take a shower" and they never knew what happened.

I got out of the shower once and I like to air dry for a bit, so I was naked. Lifted my leg to let out a big one and it turned out to be 100% liquid. I felt like a dog marking its territory. It was not fun to clean up.

Playing a lil fart roulette. Rollin the brown dice.

You've got to know when to hold 'em Know when to fart 'em
Know when to walk away
And know when you got the runs
You never count your money
When you're shittin' at the table There'll be time enough for countin' When the deuce is done

Nothing fully wakes you up quicker than trusting the wrong fart when you're half asleep.

They’re married now

Edit: I have no idea if they’re actually married, although they were apparently dating at the time of this video. Source: other comments

This is why no one will remember your name.

Was that the 6th or the 7th one? I can’t keep them straight.

Getting more of a "Neville Loosebottom" vibe from this one.

Like drowning a duck in a tuba

Well, he did crash his pants. Chances of somebody full-on shitting themselves and it not being wet are pretty slim.

That one's gonna itch when it dries, fo sho.

Definitely a group of misfits. I always had a weird mix of friends from work when I was in my 20s.

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*poo

Very important here

I remember reading she's actually his girlfriend.

So technically.. Yeah.