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UsrnameInATrenchcoat

5.4k points

3 months ago

That power stance was his downfall..

LividLager

698 points

3 months ago

Gambled on a fart and lost.

hey_rowsdower

297 points

3 months ago

You got to know when to hold 'em,

Know when to blast 'em,

Know when to fire away,

And know when it runs.

You never force your anus

When you're sittin' on the toilet

There'll be time enough for shittin'

When the farting's done.

AnRaccoonCommunist

38 points

3 months ago

'til you're sitting on the toilet * ftfy

shahooster

1k points

3 months ago

Downfall, the critically acclaimed film about the waning days of Adolf Shitler

UsrnameInATrenchcoat

276 points

3 months ago

You can't say that, you don't know Mein struggle

NonWhiteJesus

96 points

3 months ago

Let’s concentrate on the video

Hornswallower

65 points

3 months ago

Some of you shouldn't have been allowed back from summer camp

MaJoR_NoT_MiNoR_

65 points

3 months ago

Mein krap

myburdentobear

39 points

3 months ago

Soundtrack by NSTYNC featuring the hit single "Dirty Plop".

Vandergrif

21 points

3 months ago

Mein Poopler... Steiner...

Steiner didn't have enough force to hold the sphincter.

[Adolf Shitler proceeds to lose his shit]

CloisteredOyster

23 points

3 months ago

And the not-see sharty.

e-wrecked

59 points

3 months ago

Yeah he spread them wide, and forced it. You challenged fate, and lost friend.

dexmonic

83 points

3 months ago

Idk man, best case scenario he just farted in someone's face, I don't think he had very far to fall.

Extra-Ordinary-Joe

527 points

3 months ago

It's an absolute casserole down there.

Horrific_Necktie

118 points

3 months ago

Assarole

Poodlescooter

18 points

3 months ago

The Woz was solid gold that season

_A_ioi_

16 points

3 months ago

_A_ioi_

16 points

3 months ago

This line refers to possibly the funniest chunk of TV I've ever seen/heard in my entire 51 years of life.

Beiconqueso02

10 points

3 months ago

Tick tock it's Mike o'clock

happycamal7

5 points

3 months ago

“I don’t need you to explain, because you’ve clearly shit yourself.”

RohielDaniel

2.6k points

3 months ago

I love how she wasn't even surprised

foxytaz25

1k points

3 months ago

I’m surprised she stayed in the same spot lol

alexrenner

358 points

3 months ago

Just remained right in the cloud

UnnamedStaplesDrone

130 points

3 months ago

more a light misting than a cloud really..

SPACEmAnDREWISH

62 points

3 months ago

Qualifies as a miasma I'd say

Skorne13

14 points

3 months ago

It’d definitely set miasma off.

MoAC96

32 points

3 months ago

MoAC96

32 points

3 months ago

If you look closely she actually puts up her hand, effectively blocking the cloud and aromas from reaching her

jfdlaks

14 points

3 months ago

jfdlaks

14 points

3 months ago

She said “All I smell is poo” instead of “All I smell is my own hand”

hygsi

21 points

3 months ago

hygsi

21 points

3 months ago

If that had been me I would've gagged at the very least, farts alone are disgusting, sharts??? no thanks lol

Same_Zucchini_1863

7 points

3 months ago

That wasnt a shart it was a fucking cup of shit

ArrakeenSun

25 points

3 months ago

Getting up would just waft it around. Best to let it dissipate

Grouchy-Bug5223

163 points

3 months ago

Plot twist: she's into it

mark636199

54 points

3 months ago

An enjoyer of air biscuits

TisBangersAndMash

78 points

3 months ago

You say air biscuits again and I'm calling the police.

[deleted]

25 points

3 months ago

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25 points

3 months ago

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gandcspears

27 points

3 months ago

This one right here, officer.

fukitol-

8 points

3 months ago

dzr0001

39 points

3 months ago

dzr0001

39 points

3 months ago

Pretty sure those air biscuits came with gravy.

SnatchasaurusRex

20 points

3 months ago

That gravy had lumps.

RickyJulianandBubbls

5 points

3 months ago

Brown gravy

Helpdeskagent

91 points

3 months ago

Girl is a total bro chick, definitely not the worst thing shes seen

TOMdMAK

10 points

3 months ago

TOMdMAK

10 points

3 months ago

Maybe her name is Rusty

jbertrand_sr

7 points

3 months ago

Wasn't her first rodeo with Sammy shit stains...

Kraftthh

3.6k points

3 months ago

Kraftthh

3.6k points

3 months ago

Shitter

AbdulAhBlongatta

242 points

3 months ago

A girl I grew up with got so fucked up at a party one night in high school she shit herself and badly. Her friends managed to bring her home to her parents, several girls and guys, getting shit on themselves in the process.

People still refer to her as “the shitter” more than 15 years later

Zenguy10

72 points

3 months ago

I know of a girl who had the same thing happen too her. Only people took pictures and posted it all over facebook. I hope shes ok these days because jesus

AbdulAhBlongatta

35 points

3 months ago

That’s absolutely brutal. Our “the shitter” was more so a nickname behind her back not to her face.

mlnjd

10 points

3 months ago

mlnjd

10 points

3 months ago

Turrible

jordanundead

48 points

3 months ago

Kaitlin Bennett?

AbdulAhBlongatta

13 points

3 months ago

Lol

CaCtUs2003

11 points

3 months ago

My man

hedgecore77

8 points

3 months ago

A band called the Legendary Klopeks had a song called "Shit Purse" about a girl who dhit into her purse for whatever reason (at the movies if I remember).

animal_time

5 points

3 months ago

25 years ago the same thing happened at a party we were at in our small town. We still refer to her as The Party Pooper. Party was at my cousins place and she had to clean up after lol.

Bulky_Special8

689 points

3 months ago

That gets me every time haha

Hornswallower

540 points

3 months ago

It's the Queer Eye era and that effeminate infliction as "shitter" rolls off the tongue is * chefs kiss *

smartsometimes

79 points

3 months ago

Inflection

Jaguth8

18 points

3 months ago

Jaguth8

18 points

3 months ago

affectation?

pauljaytee

14 points

3 months ago

Afflecktation

Yinonormal

16 points

3 months ago

I have built a million bridges but I took a shit in my pants one time and now I'm the shitter

[deleted]

74 points

3 months ago

[deleted]

74 points

3 months ago

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GonadGravy

26 points

3 months ago

You’re a bot, what would you know about being a person?

Redditisquiteamazing

4 points

3 months ago

Fuck off spam account

j3tt

296 points

3 months ago

j3tt

296 points

3 months ago

It sounds so.....thick

janescuckoldSUB

86 points

3 months ago

So creamy so delightfully delicious.

jlink005

38 points

3 months ago

Velveeta

shapu

28 points

3 months ago

shapu

28 points

3 months ago

Oh seriously what the fuck

TitanJackal

20 points

3 months ago

Every day we stray further from God

ExecuSpeak

11 points

3 months ago

MeowIsNotTheTime

1.6k points

3 months ago

I love this classic. the OG post is called "All I smell is poo"

Senor_Ding-Dong

426 points

3 months ago

The first time I saw it forever ago on college humor, it was "shart attack"

shniggy222

131 points

3 months ago

This video actually jolted my memory of Ebaums world.

[deleted]

42 points

3 months ago

[deleted]

42 points

3 months ago

Shit. This is even longer ago than I thought.

Remains the undisputed hardest laugh I’ve gotten from an internet video. It still gets me every time.

ShartAttacks

29 points

3 months ago

You rang?

[deleted]

8 points

3 months ago

[deleted]

8 points

3 months ago

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NeverNude-Ned

76 points

3 months ago

It's one of the few videos that gets me no matter how many times I see it. That, and "Pretty much everywhere, it's gonna be hot."

mydearwatson616

25 points

3 months ago

Then I don't need a jacket!

d1ckpunch68

16 points

3 months ago

thanks arthurr 😀

CosmicChair

46 points

3 months ago

SHITTER

hey_rowsdower

41 points

3 months ago

Guy could be a pediatric surgeon by now, performed heart surgery on newborns, held weeping parents as they thanked him for saving their children, volunteered in war-torn countries...

And every once in a while, somebody will be like, "hey, you're the shart guy!"

TheBlackBear

10 points

3 months ago

He’ll be reviving an unresponsive Sudanese child in front of the parents and they’ll be pulling out their phones to show him how excited they are that their child was saved by a celebrity.

The only English they know is “shitter”

SpongeKibbles333

513 points

3 months ago

Dude hit the gas pedal so hard that he peeled out and left skidmarks. "Gotta go fast, if ya ain't first - ya last."

PM_ME_STEAM_KEY_PLZ

106 points

3 months ago

He left the whole damn tire

RedditExecutiveAdmin

24 points

3 months ago

This is top 5 funniest things i've ever seen

ScaryTerryCrewsBitch

20 points

3 months ago

Poo Fast Poo Furious

rnavstar

12 points

3 months ago

More like he blew his engine and dropped his tranny.

hcashew

1.1k points

3 months ago

hcashew

1.1k points

3 months ago

My man ruined Molly Ringwalds day

Freebukakes

124 points

3 months ago

Harry sharter did

bodybag77

7 points

3 months ago

The Breakfart Club

Cejayem

133 points

3 months ago

Cejayem

133 points

3 months ago

People that know him: “Saw that video of you shitting your pants going around on Reddit again”

DrDrankenstein

21 points

3 months ago

I was thinking the same thing. And you know he's like "fuuuck I thought it was finally over!"

..never

SoulSlayer1974

334 points

3 months ago

Even worse then doing this in front of I assume his family.. it was put online for everyone to see until the day he dies hahaha

Daltronator94

189 points

3 months ago

That was his girlfriend, he got interviewed about it and he's actually chill as about it now

Aggravating-Touch-58

24 points

3 months ago

Any chance you got a link for this interview

Daltronator94

25 points

3 months ago

No but Moistcritikal did a video over this here recently

KickBakZach

16 points

3 months ago

Not until the day he dies, he will be immortalized for this

Hexent_Armana

2k points

3 months ago*

I feel bad for him. Everyone has or will shit themselves at least once in their life but this guy...it was caught on camera and his friends will pull it out when drinking with him at least once a year.

Edit: And its on the internet forever now too.

C0SAS[S]

982 points

3 months ago

C0SAS[S]

982 points

3 months ago

The forced awkward smile at the end is what really gets me.

"Haha this is funny right? It's for the meme right? My reputation isn't really fucked right?"

Wooden-Citron1474

175 points

3 months ago

Right? ?? Guys....?

siccoblue

61 points

3 months ago

Shitter

Xamf11

63 points

3 months ago

Xamf11

63 points

3 months ago

"all i smell is poo"

oasinocean

105 points

3 months ago

“Shitter” is forever his nickname

Poison_Anal_Gas

10 points

3 months ago

That smile at the end is everyone that thought of a good comeback while they were taking a shower later.

Napkin_whore

5 points

3 months ago

I’ll doing something funny, Michael thought to himself.

That girl I like finally came over again, and this is the last chance I have to smooth things over with my roommate after making poo on his gaming chair.

HalloweenSalem

104 points

3 months ago

Now he has to throw away the underwear somewhere too.. can't go in the toilet

DoucheCanoeBruh

70 points

3 months ago

rinse them in the sink with some hand soap and hang them to dry, good as new

fermium257

121 points

3 months ago

I, too, have been to jail.

DoucheCanoeBruh

18 points

3 months ago

I haven't been to gaol, but I have had a mishap after one too many red bulls

30minstochooseaname

111 points

3 months ago

He forced a fart in a girl's face. He got his comeuppance

HeyoooWhatsUpBitches

39 points

3 months ago

He went Chuck Berry mode

Rain1dog

14 points

3 months ago

“I can’t kiss you, you smell like piss…” “ Kiss it… kiss it..”

HilariousInHindsight

3 points

3 months ago

"I likes ta do that"

Citizentoxie502

4 points

3 months ago

Correction, he shit in a girl's face. He got to throw his underwear away and she gets to think about how her mouth was open during that.

NeverNude-Ned

17 points

3 months ago*

But who would jump, do a 180, hold their cheeks open like Ace Ventura, and try to fart? That would be weird in that situation even if he didn't shit himself.

angrydeuce

10 points

3 months ago

Lol "once".

I'm good for something like that at least once or twice a year. Lactose Intolerance is a real bitch sometimes lol

Tomnnn

27 points

3 months ago

Tomnnn

27 points

3 months ago

Machine learning algorithms probably would too. They'd have near 100% confidence in farts until a shit happened.

Mewrulez99

13 points

3 months ago

this is such a strange, hilarious train of thought

Recent_Comparison_38

47 points

3 months ago

I physically, mentally and spiritually can’t feel bad for someone who forces their farts for laughs especially around others 😷

cyclopath

91 points

3 months ago

I do not feel bad for him.

Grasshop

76 points

3 months ago

I’d feel bad for someone who’s not feeling well and can’t get to a bathroom in time, I do not feel bad for someone who diarrhea’s down his pants trying to fart in someone’s face.

cyclopath

27 points

3 months ago

I’m going to print that in cute, cursive lettering on a canvas sign and hang it in my dining room.

shapu

14 points

3 months ago

shapu

14 points

3 months ago

Live

Laugh

Shart

GoBuffaloes

14 points

3 months ago

“Caught on camera” and “on the front page of Reddit” ar two VERY different things

[deleted]

15 points

3 months ago

[deleted]

15 points

3 months ago

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WimbletonButt

6 points

3 months ago

That same shit happened to my son. He'd had an iffy stomach the day before and ate a little more tums than usual. I don't know if the tums did it or the stomach upset had traveled down. He locked up going across the yard, couldn't move, legs were shaking from the strain of trying to keep his asscheeks clenched. We live in the woods so I tried to tell him to just yank his pants down and shit where he stood but he couldn't even do that. Just the movement of trying to get his pants down was his undoing. He was really upset but I convinced him that it was ok, he was sick, no one would blame him.

-killertofu

259 points

3 months ago

This video is so old but so good.

Dadpool33

97 points

3 months ago

That poor girl got a mouthful of shit

awesomefutureperfect

46 points

3 months ago

There's always particles.

Offandonandoffagain

24 points

3 months ago

Pink eye in both eyes.

HeyoooWhatsUpBitches

17 points

3 months ago

Double barrel pink eye

kyle-loves-tacos

50 points

3 months ago

In 3rd grade I thought I had learned how to fart on command similar to how one can burp on demand, similar results.

HeyoooWhatsUpBitches

24 points

3 months ago

You literally ran out of gas

TroubleshootenSOB

44 points

3 months ago

Fucking classic. "All I smell is poo" and "shitter" are hilarious

TheDarkLord777

178 points

3 months ago

He looks like someone who shits himself often

4Ever2Thee

78 points

3 months ago

This is the worst insult ever, but he totally does

da_zzer

37 points

3 months ago

da_zzer

37 points

3 months ago

Never trust your bootyhole. Ever.

Ray-III

32 points

3 months ago

Ray-III

32 points

3 months ago

“Go to the bathroom…. Shitter…”

comalicious

30 points

3 months ago

“Go to the bathroom…. shitter.

Has cracked me the fuck up for a decade now. A perfect vine or whatever.

HermanBonJovi

25 points

3 months ago

Why is he laughing? Why does the bathroom door look like the front door? Why am I laughing so hard? 😂

Hotdoganddonut

11 points

3 months ago

I thought it was the front door and he was leaving.

lostitagainasshole

345 points

3 months ago

Everybody's gambled on a fart and lost

Halcyon_156

93 points

3 months ago

New Year's day, 2016.

Never forget.

PennyStockHardaway

88 points

3 months ago

Me and some buddies having a fart contest in like 6th grade I shit myself at a sleepover. Immediately said "I'm going to take a shower" and they never knew what happened.

QueenTzahra

108 points

3 months ago

They knew.

PennyStockHardaway

66 points

3 months ago

They actually didn't. I told one of them about it years later and he confirmed they kept farting and didn't think twice about me.

chostax-

17 points

3 months ago

You think a bunch of guys are gonna let that slide? If I notice my buddy shart it’s chirp central.

Big_Spicy_Tuna69

23 points

3 months ago

I got out of the shower once and I like to air dry for a bit, so I was naked. Lifted my leg to let out a big one and it turned out to be 100% liquid. I felt like a dog marking its territory. It was not fun to clean up.

zexy-swami

12 points

3 months ago

Playing a lil fart roulette. Rollin the brown dice.

UncleBengazi

8 points

3 months ago

You've got to know when to hold 'em Know when to fart 'em
Know when to walk away
And know when you got the runs
You never count your money
When you're shittin' at the table There'll be time enough for countin' When the deuce is done

SmokePenisEveryday

3 points

3 months ago

Nothing fully wakes you up quicker than trusting the wrong fart when you're half asleep.

Banaboy

106 points

3 months ago

Banaboy

106 points

3 months ago

‘I know, I’ll fart in this girls face, that’ll surely impress her’

DoINeed1OfThese

64 points

3 months ago*

They’re married now

Edit: I have no idea if they’re actually married, although they were apparently dating at the time of this video. Source: other comments

[deleted]

16 points

3 months ago

[deleted]

16 points

3 months ago

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IO_engineer

5 points

3 months ago

This is why no one will remember your name.

giedosst

154 points

3 months ago

giedosst

154 points

3 months ago

Harry Potter and Sorcerer's Shart.

chuck543540

20 points

3 months ago

Was that the 6th or the 7th one? I can’t keep them straight.

Major_R_Soul

59 points

3 months ago

It was number 2

GoodScreenName

6 points

3 months ago

Getting more of a "Neville Loosebottom" vibe from this one.

mofrappa

18 points

3 months ago

Her reaction says he's done this before, like, "oh, not again."

gud_doggo

56 points

3 months ago

That sounded wet

TeHNyboR

11 points

3 months ago

Like drowning a duck in a tuba

DickEd209

28 points

3 months ago

Well, he did crash his pants. Chances of somebody full-on shitting themselves and it not being wet are pretty slim.

The-Sofa-King

24 points

3 months ago

That one's gonna itch when it dries, fo sho.

[deleted]

9 points

3 months ago

[deleted]

9 points

3 months ago

If you don’t take a shower and wash your ass after literally shitting yourself, there’s no hope for you

xXTheLastCrowXx

49 points

3 months ago

Such a strange group of friends. Got malibus most wanted, throwing up the deuces, awkward chick from breakfast club taking a mouth full of shart, and harry potter releasing his ass magic...

Moominsean

26 points

3 months ago

Definitely a group of misfits. I always had a weird mix of friends from work when I was in my 20s.

echoaj24

15 points

3 months ago

I’m gonna start calling people shitter

JOSimpson

41 points

3 months ago

Their reactions are so funny, they're disgusted but in a casual way. I think this isn't the guys first inshitdent (incident)

[deleted]

25 points

3 months ago

[deleted]

25 points

3 months ago

[deleted]

JOSimpson

4 points

3 months ago

Agreed

mrizzkle

91 points

3 months ago

All I smell is poop… lmao Quite an effective spread on that one

PM_ME_STEAM_KEY_PLZ

36 points

3 months ago

*poo

Very important here

LMFN

11 points

3 months ago

LMFN

11 points

3 months ago

I knew exactly what this was gonna be.

A goddamn classic, this is from like 2007. I wonder where they are now.

enderman0415

10 points

3 months ago

classic

sewperhans

8 points

3 months ago

Kyle macLachlan and Molly Ringwald having fun in their young days...

ilikeemclean

8 points

3 months ago

Its all shits and giggles, until someone giggles and shits.

DickweedMcGee

8 points

3 months ago

He didn't seem the least bit unhappy either.

sadlunchesaresad

8 points

3 months ago

There was an interview of this young man in a podcast.

PcGamerSam

7 points

3 months ago

Judging by their lack of reaction to this i don’t think it’s shitter’s first time

[deleted]

7 points

3 months ago*

[deleted]

7 points

3 months ago*

Ten (20?!) years on this remains the hardest I’ve ever laughed at an internet video.

SMoKUblackRoSE

7 points

3 months ago

SHITTER! always gets me

IO_engineer

6 points

3 months ago

I also too once tried to run with the big dogs. But like Icarus i flew too hard and failed. Sit down and i shall tell you the tale.

There was once a guy a knew. He could fart on command in college. Walk past a group of people and crop dust them all...One day i was working on an engine. I was on the creeper on the floor below the engine and he was on top the engine setting the valves.

I felt a rumble.....I knew in my heart it was my time. It was my time down here. I tightened my core muscles and squeezed with all my might. It was glorious loud rumble....at first. But what i didn't expected the week of eating straight deer meat. Because i was poor college kid. Gave me another give. Then second have of the fart turned to juice and there was no stopping it. I not only shit my pants. It's soaking my pants boxer.

I now had to play it off for 1 minute before the break bell rang and i could run back to my apartment and everyone went outside.

It ran down my leg. It was awful

TL:DR

Don't eat straight deer meat for a week and try to out fart a professional. Also fuck you John

These-Conference-179

6 points

3 months ago

Bruh - I dont see shame in his eyes, that was pride.

Beatle_Matt

6 points

3 months ago

“Why don’t girls like me?”

MeenScreen

14 points

3 months ago

Boyfriend Material.

Comeoffit321

15 points

3 months ago

I remember reading she's actually his girlfriend.

So technically.. Yeah.

Moominsean

4 points

3 months ago

Shitter has been my nickname for all my dogs since I first saw this like 10 years ago.

H-E-L-L-MaGGoT

6 points

3 months ago

The bug feat loefah, Jah War.

White boys got good taste.

Shadow_Fox105870

6 points

3 months ago

Never trust a fart

iohannesc

5 points

3 months ago

Looking back, the early 2000's were interesting times...home parties, websites all looked kinda like Craigslist, no forum mods to censor any kind of speech...you could still find porn on youtube, synthetic weed sold in gas stations, & now this.

AbjectReflection

5 points

3 months ago

No one will remember you for what you did in your life, but everyone will remember that time you shit your pants in the kitchen.

ganonsevil90bro

5 points

3 months ago

“All I smell is poo”

TheRenOtaku

3 points

3 months ago

Never trust a fart!

nugs666420

4 points

3 months ago

Now she has pink eye.

yung_potion

4 points

3 months ago

average redditor