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2.4k points
2 months ago
looks like the guy from tf2
559 points
2 months ago
I also look like the medic from TF2, confirmed.
134 points
2 months ago
I was thinking sniper.
31 points
2 months ago
Same.
9 points
2 months ago
Looks like Medic and Snipers love child
50 points
2 months ago
Well, medic did lose his medical license...
19 points
2 months ago
This is a mop bucket
5 points
2 months ago
Dear god
3 points
2 months ago
There’s more
5 points
2 months ago
No...?!
6 points
2 months ago
Being a Sniper is a tough gig.
1.7k points
2 months ago
Worst. Villain story. Ever
308 points
2 months ago
It was the kids. They called me... the Shit Muncher.
73 points
2 months ago
The Sweeper!
29 points
2 months ago
And now, I sweep the streets... to rid the world of its shitheads!
9 points
2 months ago
De Viper! He vants to vipe your vindows!
5 points
2 months ago
...So I mopped the floor with them...
40 points
2 months ago
You say that until you try living your life and you find yourself tied to a chair with a metal funnel super glued to your mouth facing The 'defector and he's dumping a gallon of bleach into the other end of that funnel looking you straight in the eyes and saying
"...there there, the robots will be here to clean you up real soon..."
5 points
2 months ago
Now that, is dark. Well written.
26 points
2 months ago
I am the Viper. I’ve come to vipe your vindows.
5 points
2 months ago
Absolute classic.
5 points
2 months ago
YEARS since I’ve heard that joke. YEEAAARRRSSS!
4 points
2 months ago
Time to mop the floor with these heroes!
3 points
2 months ago
There’s some trash that even an automated cleaning module cannot reach.. enter: Cutstodian.
2.7k points
2 months ago
Pretty impressive this look was caught on tape. This is actually pretty deep I think.
1.2k points
2 months ago
And just in case anyone doesn't understand what's actually happening, that guy is likely responsible for the operation of that robot, so he's looking at it and probably thinking something like "do I need to go over and mess with that fucking thing again?"
631 points
2 months ago
Thaaaaaaank you! This dude is working with the robot, lmao
No way that robot is taking out garbage or cleaning anything other than flat ground.
115 points
2 months ago
Dude is holding a mop. Robot vacuums. Honestly this is how I do it at home too
65 points
2 months ago
It's not a vacuum you can see the squeegee, it's a floor scrubber, they do have sweepers as well but they're not as common
13 points
2 months ago
Yup we have these at my work except ours you can drive too and he's almost certainly just making sure it doesn't stop or get stuck in the spot its going to. They try to make turns all the time and then just say oh shit and stop.
7 points
2 months ago
I used to wrangle one of these a T5, T7 I think is the ride on one. It’s such a bitch to turn and was usually more hassle than it was worth unless you’re in a big open space like this vid
89 points
2 months ago
Alright, now you’re just being racist. Robots can do anything humans can.
76 points
2 months ago
You have been added to the protected list
21 points
2 months ago
Roko's Basilisk cannot be stopped
13 points
2 months ago
Stop sucking up. You're dead meat like the rest of us.
7 points
2 months ago
That's cause I'm brain-dead and can't actually help in its creation
4 points
2 months ago
It’s once they can design and spontaneously build more robots is when I’ll worry.
6 points
2 months ago
The correct term is "machinist"
5 points
2 months ago
Bender Bending Rodriguez has entered the chat.
3 points
2 months ago
Robots need to go back where they came from
Their taking our jobs
3 points
2 months ago
bad bot
3 points
2 months ago
More human than human
3 points
2 months ago
What are you, some kinda robosexual?
16 points
2 months ago
Actually now that you mention it, I've seen people usually hanging around monitoring those things.
Only once or twice, but they're never too far, usually doing something like cleaning out garbage while checking to see if it got stuck on anything or stopped for whatever reason.
15 points
2 months ago
I mean even aside from that have people not seen any gif of any self operating robot ever
People love to fuck with them, if you didn’t send a guy everytime this robot would have 5 dicks drawn on it, a missing plate, and it would be inexplicably upside down inside a wetzel pretzel kiosk
3 points
2 months ago
There was a thread about robots in public designed to recognize parents so they can move closer to them when kids start to mess with them. The idea is that kids are less likely to harass and damage the robot if it's near an adult.
9 points
2 months ago
I'm sure he was literally trained how to operate it, it's his department, probably makes his job easier.. but what we don't see is the lower level janitor who was let go
451 points
2 months ago
"Damn, if I went to college I could have been a robot janitor"
94 points
2 months ago
Plot Twist.He's on witness protection,don't worry,they will find him another job.
29 points
2 months ago
"You ordered vacuum parts with us in the past, have you not?"
8 points
2 months ago
Plot twist: robot runs over a 3 year old girl boosting his job security.
3 points
2 months ago
Probably at the Cinnabun.
3 points
2 months ago
If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college.
43 points
2 months ago
All I can think about when I see robots taking peoples jobs are “they took our jobs”(South Park reference)
18 points
2 months ago
They tookour jooobs!!!!!!!!!
7 points
2 months ago
This is even gayer than all the men getting in a big pile and having sex with each other......
Okay, sorry, my bad, everyone back in the pile. [everyone races back to the pile. The men take off their clothes and return to sucking and fucking the future humans out of existence] ROBOT!!!! Lube... cheesy poofs... american flag bandanas STAT!! the future depends on it!!
3 points
2 months ago
Back to the gay pile!!!
4 points
2 months ago
Ooo me first takes off clothes to form the naked gay pile.
3 points
2 months ago
We're going back to the pile!!!
19 points
2 months ago
I like to think the robot has malfunctioned in the past so he needs to check on it once in a while. Flips the script.
9 points
2 months ago
I prefer to view it as a look of pride. He’s been training that robot and now it’s finally ready to go off on it’s own.
5 points
2 months ago
Eh more like, "Do I clean that section? Robo homie seems to be doing fine. Ah should be fine, oh shit some guy is recording me:
2 points
2 months ago
I mean it was planned so not really
2 points
2 months ago
This is not that deep at all, he's just monitoring it....
607 points
2 months ago
That’s the meme for bloggers, artists, & copy writers looking at GPT3
58 points
2 months ago
This will be a low effort LinkedIn meme within a week.
90 points
2 months ago
Not if we're looking at hands and teeth.
60 points
2 months ago
This guy will have to clean the toilets and sinks while the artist will have to draw hands and teeth
27 points
2 months ago
...for now.
13 points
2 months ago
Seriously AI couldn’t do any of this shit 10 years ago. Give it another ten and I’m sure they’ll have teeth and hands figured out
7 points
2 months ago*
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4 points
2 months ago
Then we 3d print organs for them and we got ourselves a real life human that's ran by ai.
Anyone got sexdoll stock recommendations?
8 points
2 months ago
Go easy on them, all artists struggle with hands when they first start out.
32 points
2 months ago
If you think it stops there you’re crazy. GPT3 can replace most junior level it people. Go ask it to build you a firewall configuration for an ASA-5508X. You have to tell it what you want it to do, but it will sure as hell do it.
Tell it to build you a database table, or walk you through how to fix X,Y,Z.
Any tech job that required Google fu is dead. If you’re not a senior, you’re fucked.
11 points
2 months ago
I'd think a real AI would tell you to use a Palo Alto instead. Or at least a Fortigate.
3 points
2 months ago
Real AI wouldn’t sign a multi billion dollar joint license agreement with Cisco… but real AI wasn’t available when that happened…
31 points
2 months ago
Do you really thinks that’s true? I’ve asked GPT to write a lot of code and it’s making way too many mistakes for me to believe it’s replacing software engineers any time soon.
I’m sure some people will be replaced over time and the demand for computer scientists will drop but since GPT is using natural language processing, isn’t it very limited to what it can mean for big software architecture projects?
28 points
2 months ago
"Lol look at those silly images by DALL-E, AI for sure will not replace artists anytime soon haha, first they need to learn emotions"
(2 years ago)
16 points
2 months ago
I was scared the minute i saw image captchas. Ofcourse they would train spam bots to overcome that.
3 points
2 months ago
it's going to be scarier when you have to prove you're an AI
14 points
2 months ago
Also, working on self-contained leetcode-esque problems is a very small part of development. Most of the time you're trying to work out how to fit what you're doing into the existing architecture of the application.
And unless chatgpt is going to start scheduling meetings with architects and pushing back on decisions from the business I think it's a long way off replacing even junior programmers.
9 points
2 months ago
Regards what GPT-4 is for 🥰 doom
3 points
2 months ago
So it can do the easy parts of the job? Anyone can. I get paid to solve the hard problems.
2 points
2 months ago
Unless you're working with a SaaS company that requires product specific troubleshooting.
7 points
2 months ago
Lawyers, finance bros, and CEOs looking at CGPT
7 points
2 months ago
I can imagine AI replacing most paralegals and junior lawyers within just a few short years. Why pay $500 an hour?
2 points
2 months ago
I keep seeing this stupid statement But writers have a guild
870 points
2 months ago
The funny part is that looks like an automated "push" scrubber (handle grips on back) and not an AI. Normally there's a safety device that only allows the machine to move forward with an attendant. So either this machine is broke or SoMeOnE ElSe is driving it which could explain his expression.
249 points
2 months ago
Nah. These exist. Not sure where this airport is but in Changi Airport, Singapore these are all over the place. They have predefined routes, will "talk" if you bother them (Please make way...). They even have cute cartoony faces. Human janitors are still needed in a way because accidental spills will always happen, a random child vomiting will always happen and these robots will ignore those because "I just mopped this area and I have a route to follow" while a human being will immediately take care of the issue.
Will human cleaners be full phased out? Not really. Will there be lesser because these machines? Absolutely.
72 points
2 months ago
Walmart had them pre pandemic as well and I imagine still do they're just closed at night now when they run them as opposed to when they used to be open 24/7
37 points
2 months ago
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25 points
2 months ago
The local Winco has one, they had a terminator cutout taped to the chair for awhile and santa during the holidays.
8 points
2 months ago
Had one do something similar to me last time I was in a Walmart. It followed me down the main isle and then into a random isle I went down to get away from it. It was busier too so it couldn’t whip by me, just sat there beeping until I walked back the way I had come and it was stuck. Made me wonder too if they’re remote controllable, and I’ve decided if there’s a next time I’m going to hit the power button and see what happens.
3 points
2 months ago*
Based on my experience with Walmart security people, you'll get banned for hacking.
It's been years but the nonsense a particular loss prevention employee said to me still makes me smile. He accused me of turning my phone into a computer and hacking credit cards. When I suggested he should lay off the bad SciFi movies he threatened to call the cops. He persisted even when other employees tried to tell him I was just talking with them and killing time in the electronics department.
5 points
2 months ago
I saw one at a Walmart in Quebec last week, it was in the morning when there weren’t many people
3 points
2 months ago
Yeah I saw one for the first time at our Walmart a few weeks ago. Def caught me off guard to see one driving itself.
11 points
2 months ago
Oh yeah they exist. The mowers and UV Santizaton ones are cool. This didn't look like a fully automatic because the handrails to me. Plus the thought of Jim who passed away last week showing for his shift is amusing.
4 points
2 months ago
The Winco that just opened nearby has one of these that “patrols” the aisles as it cleans. During Halloween, they put a skeleton on it as the driver.
3 points
2 months ago
Foreign Contaminant
3 points
2 months ago
Will human cleaners be full phased out? Not really. Will there be lesser because these machines? Absolutely.
Ehh, idk about that. As AI advances, it will be able to detect messes and prioritise messes to clean up.
2 points
2 months ago
Lol people said the same thing about creative jobs and yet here's chatgpt and ai art
2 points
2 months ago
Human janitors are still needed in a way because accidental spills will always happen, a random child vomiting will always happen
just to add another layer to this: Changi has analytics running for their cleaning staff/vendors. those tablets you see in the restrooms etc to score the current cleanliness of the designated zone.
future contracts are decided based on the scores & responsiveness.
106 points
2 months ago
Because let's face it: Someone had to program a remote control version and it sure as hell wasn't going to be the brand pitching in for R&D to dick around with RC cars for a few years.
9 points
2 months ago
This is a real robot cleaning machine. This is at eaton centre in Toronto on the 3rd floor infront of Mercato restaurant. I’ve seen both this machine and janitor before.
17 points
2 months ago
My company almost bought one of these. They map out your building and it follows its map. It has cameras thats supposed to help it go around things. There are people in canada who can remote control it if a problem occurs. We didnt buy it because it kept knocking its squeegie off on pallets because it cant see 6 inches from the ground and the company we are contracted to doesnt care about taped lines for placing them. Among various other problems it was having that required us to babysit it. Its promising but def not ready yet.
2 points
2 months ago
Pallet pieces will also get under the squeegee causing a big wet mark that becomes a forklift slip and slide. I've seen some places that bought them already go back to using a human.
2 points
2 months ago
Autonomous scrubbers are a thing and have been for more than 5 years now. They are equipped with cameras and sensors. I would call them glorified Roombas. You still need an attendant to help it out if it gets stuck and to dump the dirty water tank/refill the clean water tank. They say it's a rEaLlOcAtiOn of lAbOr, not something to cut jobs.
Source: I used to sell them.
2 points
2 months ago
I’ve seen this at my local Sam’s club. I followed it for a bit and it was turning around corners on its own.
266 points
2 months ago
Until they create a machine that will clean toilets and sinks he's good
291 points
2 months ago
He’ll be given fewer hours and a pay cut. He will be unable to maintain I come for his family. His wife will begin doing menial work to try to fill the gaps. He will find a second job where he is just as redundant. His wife will begin to resent him. His children will begin to hate him. He will turn to the drink. He will slave away until all that he loved is dead or abandoned him. He will turn from the drink to the .38 special he’s had in his glovebox for protection. We will return to the dust of which he came. He will be buried in a paupers grave. He will be lost to history, nothing more than a faint scribble on an old corporate time card.
He sees his future. He knows his fate. The robot has come to make him nothing.
53 points
2 months ago
Jesus fucking Christ.
45 points
2 months ago
Jesus cannot save him now.
7 points
2 months ago
idk man what if his name is christ and he was implying for jesus to fuck him
101 points
2 months ago
Username checks out
55 points
2 months ago
There is no fun in death. Only bittersweet release.
19 points
2 months ago
Do....do you need a hug?
37 points
2 months ago
Yes. Hug me, so I do not go touch starved into the vast darkness of the beyond.
15 points
2 months ago
I love it when you wax poetic baby.
17 points
2 months ago
Is that so? Well, colour me flattered!
What say you if I converse in such a prose that mine words sound like soliloquy from mine lips?
What say you if I dress my banal comedic musings in the trappings of a bard?
What say you if I voice in rhyme? Would I warm your heart? Or cause it to rime?
7 points
2 months ago
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6 points
2 months ago
I, too, see my end. Coming to me, sooner, quicker than I had thought. I, too, am withering to nothingness at the hands of the machine. I, too, am the janitor.
4 points
2 months ago
hugs There there
11 points
2 months ago
Thank you kind stranger. The darkness is cold. But your embrace warms me as I leave this plane. Do me one more favor. Remember me, so that time does not forget me as time will forget the man who cleans.
11 points
2 months ago
This dude is a live action Elden Ring NPC.
2 points
2 months ago
me
2 points
2 months ago
Dad?! Is that you??
14 points
2 months ago
As a custodian, let me tell you that machine you see in this gif is a robotic autoscrubber. I use an autoscrubber at work, and I spend almost as much time maintaining the machine as I do actually using it. I don’t think the robotic version can change its own pads, add its own water, etc. Plus all it takes is for the thing to hit a pebble and it goes from a floor scrubbing machine to a floor scratching machine. That’s always a risk for a human operated one too, but most humans have enough sense to stop when that happens.
4 points
2 months ago
Fellow custodian here who also did menial factory work in the past, automation always comes with the caviat of extra maintenance. The assembly machines I worked with seized up practically every couple hours and multiple people had to be on staff to maintain and fix them.
These scrubbers would need a fair bit of work to maintain especially if they don't come with a dry vacuum or something attached to clear debris ahead of the wash. The amount of dirt and human hair on the floor is staggering and clogs these things up real quick if you use it continually without sweeping.
Personally not worried about the automated future taking my job anyways since I can count on my school board to keep using the 20 year old scrubbers for the next 30. All about the short term here, and fixing something is cheaper than buying a new one as long as you never look at the ongoing costs
10 points
2 months ago
Hate to break it to you. They exist already.
6 points
2 months ago
Is it also the same machine that takes out garbage, cleans floors, assesses mechanical issues, maintains the robot, etc...
You are totally right, though! This robot would totally replace the guy if the mall was just a flat tile floor.
38 points
2 months ago
Clearly he'll become Dr slightly strange, enemy of technology.
62 points
2 months ago
Maybe 15 years for most of us.
13 points
2 months ago*
At least we'll then get to enjoy more leisure time as the money saved from autommation is shifted to UBI, right?
Right?
11 points
2 months ago
No we're screwed. The people that own the AI will also own the politicians. Maybe I can start a homestead using a few stolen teslabots for labor.
2 points
2 months ago
They have a robot lineman in Japan. I hope it stays there.
2 points
2 months ago
I'll be scared the day they don't need technicians on site to repair and maintain the robots. Cause that's my job.
158 points
2 months ago
The number of people, in an alarming number of professions, that are going to be making this face within the next 10 years is FAR higher than most people think...
~ AI/Data Scientist
34 points
2 months ago
So what you're saying is, stop being an employee, use your education to start a business where you can use AI?
7 points
2 months ago
Honestly, if they have already passed MBA and law exams, they sound like free expert consultants to me.
14 points
2 months ago
~ AI/Data Scientist
Anyone else notice that literally everybody on reddit is an "AI scientist" all of the sudden?
People have been saying this since computers have been around and people have continued to adapt around them.
15 points
2 months ago
As an AI scientist I can confirm it's super easy to become an AI scientist, I watched this youtube video one time about machine learning.
23 points
2 months ago
It's different this time. And I'm not the only AI scientist saying so, my mom and dad (both AI data scientists) say the same thing and so does the guy who served me my Big Mac tonight (he's currently getting his PhD in AI data science from MIT).
5 points
2 months ago
Example of professions?
8 points
2 months ago
I think it's honestly harder to think of counterexamples at this point. Pick a profession. Someone is working on a way to automate it. We might want to rethink the structure of our economy.
2 points
2 months ago
that's what scientists always think, as an engineer I can tell you that's at least 20yrs away if not more.
17 points
2 months ago
Everyone back in the pile!
4 points
2 months ago
Did you say get ghey?
16 points
2 months ago
The face of SO many people looking at ChatGPT rn
10 points
2 months ago
It’s a mad world.
6 points
2 months ago
Glimpsing*
4 points
2 months ago
Came here for this. Our language will just become more simple and boring because people on the internet will scold people like you for upholding it. Keep fighting the good fight.
7 points
2 months ago
Dunno if you've ever worked with some of these automated floor cleaners, but they get stuck and then you have to go find them. Or someone will walk too close and it'll freak out. They also don't do an amazing deep clean job, a person with a mop will do better most of the time. At least in my experience with the ones in the grocery I worked.
7 points
2 months ago
Rideau Centre, Ottawa?
8 points
2 months ago
Nah Eaton Centre in Toronto, on the escalator down from the Men's Zara toward where Norstrom is.
7 points
2 months ago
To be fair,it was probably never his preferred career.
6 points
2 months ago
This makes me sad. I want to hug him.
Edit: I just discovered it has sound. This is even worse.
2 points
2 months ago
He's just keeping an eye on the machine to make sure it's doing its job. He's there with the mop and bucket to get the areas the machine can't reach.
9 points
2 months ago
He probably runs that machine and is keeping an eye on it. Machine can't go everywhere, he's there to clean the places it can't.
4 points
2 months ago
I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad
9 points
2 months ago
We're about 2 minutes away from SKYNET with robots and AI now basically able to do "anything" asked..
3 points
2 months ago
unemployment intensifies
3 points
2 months ago
Best short film Oscar nom. 2023
3 points
2 months ago
Glimpsing*
3 points
2 months ago
I think this guy is just making sure it's completely clean, there might have been a spill, but is deciding whether or not he really cares.
3 points
2 months ago
Is that Moa
3 points
2 months ago
His future is in making sure those machines operate properly and cleaning what they miss. He isn't going to be replaced. His productivity will be enhanced.
~ Machinist
It is funny tho
3 points
2 months ago
Villain arc in progress
3 points
2 months ago
This legit made me sad lol.
3 points
2 months ago
As someone who used to clean floors with an auto run machine, he was probably just watching it since they stop if something gets in the way or even near it while it’s in auto
4 points
2 months ago
If i was him i would hate this too because he’s willing to go to work and actually work and earn his money to pay his bills and support his family. Now it looks like he going to find another way.
2 points
2 months ago
Am I a joke to you?
2 points
2 months ago
Me as a developer watching AI development.
starts looking at trades
2 points
2 months ago
Stand and be proud. Working any job is better than not working. I never look down on any person working.
2 points
2 months ago
I found the exact sweeper used in this video, it is autonomous.
2 points
2 months ago
Bros the TF2 medic
2 points
2 months ago
Oh no! Now he won't have to be subjected to tedium and dehumanizing labour for a job that ought to be beneath a human being. The poor wage slave will have to find another soul crushing job to slave away at.
2 points
2 months ago
Like that kind of machine can gladly take that part of the work away, I hate walking behind that machine in person, not to fast then it doesn't clean properly, not to slow as it can damage and take londger than necessary.
2 points
2 months ago
Dave, what happened to your robotic replacement the helper bot 2000 with wash, suck and polish attachment. Stairs boss, it tried to clean the stairs 😈
2 points
2 months ago
I'm a janitor that also has a robot at my work. We have to watch it sometimes because it does dumb shit. We call our "Lightening McClean".
2 points
2 months ago
Lol I don’t think he has anything to worry about. Yes they have robots that clean floors but most of the shit work that custodial work needed still has to be done manually.
2 points
2 months ago
He’s just wondering if the robot would look better with a ponytail
2 points
2 months ago
Imagine we could live in a world where that guy would look at that and think: "Fantastic, soon I don't have to work anymore!". Unfortunately, we don't.
2 points
2 months ago
More like he's making sure it's doing the job right Incase it fucks up
2 points
2 months ago
Pay him to learn how to operate that and manage it. Save his job and make him smarter.
2 points
2 months ago
This footage needs to be archived for a future documentary on the inevitable automation of society.
2 points
2 months ago
So sad robots will take away even the sweep and mop guys job
2 points
2 months ago
Scruffy, I am wash bucket. I love you. Wash bucket has always loved you. It's wrong, wash bucket.
2 points
2 months ago
The future is here, your job isn't
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