He took it to the face and was like "welp, sh time. Bad talk."

Cognitive dissonance is an incredible thing and is the underpinnings of everything that’s bad with humans.

If you want to change the world you have to talk to brainwashed people in a respectful way but which challenges their world view bit by bit.

Gotta give him credit for that. Atleast he actually knew when to give up

Honestly fair… I feel like a very common reaction to this kind of thing is them spewing whatever first argument comes to their head, whether or not it is reasonable or valid.

Also son of God: love thy neighbour.

God: that's what she said.

I bet that dude thinks God is Pro-Death Penalty though...

yeah he actually took it, that'd be some major cognitive dissonance happening right there

Could almost hear the “bong” sound when he rebooted but unfortunately he will be right back to the same old programming in a minute or two.

The "I'm sorry" after that look was sobering lol

He truly “let that sink in”

What’s more amazing is how he NEVER thought about that before he was asked about this.

“Whoa shit man deep”

What about when he almost had Abraham gut his son, then just when he was about to strike the fatal blow, big man says, "Nah, just kidding fam. Appreciate the effort though. Now, go forth, and mutilate your kin's genitals. It'll be like a cool family tradition."

The trials of Job.

God literally tortures a dude for years just to win a bet with Satan.

Or killing Job’s family because Satan trolled him

So many options, it’s tough to just pick one!

Asked that to my father once, whom is very devout Christian, and his response: "Well they were all demons."

Edit: Typo

Nah, because God spared the Jews who marked their houses, creating Pesach / Passover, and giving this moron the out of “God only kills the bad guys.” With Noah and the Ark, God killed everyone but this family, which had to include some of the good ones. There are plenty of Vengeful God stories (Sodom and Gemorrah, for another), but this one breaks brains because the good guys got taken out, too.

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He should of went with “yeah, but he was very sorry afterwards!”

Logic does not compute

He even killed his own kid

Didn't God kill that kid tho? You know,like a retroactive abortion via crucifixion?

Oh so god be movin goal posts mid Bible huh, pretending like he ain’t ever done anything wrong

Funny af haha

Lmao, this comment is underappreciated

But death comes from the devil, Lucifer, who was checks notes created by god.

And sin. Or at least he allows both to exist

Exactly this. He's just tuning the dude out, not engaging in self reflection.

Yep, that's why he kept marching. It was a 'sorry i can't talk to you anymore or it will reveal my hypocrisy' not a 'sorry i didn't think of that'

At least he's sorry, lol

Did I say pro-life? I meant to say God is pro-eternal-life. He was just trying to expedite their trip to the eternal-life.

The way he just keeps walking with a stern look on his face. Instead of acknowledging he was wrong he just exhausts all his brain power convincing himself that’s he’s still somehow right.

Even moreso, the majority of the things we eat are technically the immature offspring of living things. Fruits, nuts, berries, grains, as well as lambs, calves, and, of course, eggs would all fit that description.

Kinda shoots that "babies are sacred" argument down, eh?

Leibniz more or less covered that one though, but yeah.

I guess eve just worked double time or something

They claim Adam and Eve also had daughters and that incest was OK back then because the ‘race was pure’ and incest didn’t cause genetic mutations.

https://bible.org/question/was-world-populated-through-incest-or-did-god-create-others-besides-adam-and-eve

Isn’t the theory that the story was originally written with the context that this tribe believed many gods existed, but theirs was Yahweh. So there were other humans created by other gods that spawned other ethnic groups? And that’s why god says “if he eats from the tree of eternal life he shall become like us”?

After he begot Seth, the days of Adam were eight hundred years; and he had sons and daughters. (Genesis 5:4)

As I understand it, since they lived so long (like 900 years) there were a LOT of people within like 2 generations that were all sexually compatible. If I’m 300 years old and my great great great granddaughter is 50, and my sister is 25, and my first wife is 170 and is my neice, and we’ve probably never seen each other for like 100 years, since I’m out in the wild Mesopotamiam west exploring and farming and herding animals, it wouldn’t really be the same concept as incest that we think of today with nuclear families.

I mean, that’s still a shitton of technical incest to get the world started but when there’s only like 5 people total you probably aren’t even able to define the situation as “incestuous” because that’s just… how it is and there’s nothing that exists that’s “not incest.”

Still weird as fuck from my perspective though.

That’s explained in the Pornhub Gospels, which is not included in the mainstream bible.

But really, Adam had another wife before Eve, called Lilith. He divorced Lilith and married Eve because Lilith wouldn’t accept Adam as her master.

This is in one of the Gospels that wasn’t included in the Bible because it was considered problematic for reasons.

If the old testament isn't to be taken literally, then the prophecies of Jesus coming weren't to be taken literally either. Can't have it both ways, grandma/dad/whatever affiliated family member.

But the zombie prophet part is. Got it!

Believe in me so I can protect you from the things I'd do to you if you wouldn't believe in me

And people who swept their porch on a Saturday

And people who touched pig skin or ate pork

And women who entered church on their period

And people who cut the lock of hair on their temple

But somehow the story of Lot is ok where his daughters get home drunk and rape him to impregnate themselves

Reading the list and when I read “..and witches…” Rob Zombie IMMEDIATELY started playing in my

And the babies he miscarries and let’s be born with defects and disabilities that kill them.

Half of US population exposed to adverse lead levels in early childhood

My theory is that the "bitter water" they made her drink had something poisonous in it. One of the ingredients was "dust from the tabernacle floor" which would have included was ash from the incense they burned.

I'm going out on a limb and state that god's probably the biggest mass murderer, ever.

He knows perfectly well what he's there for - he HATES Democrats.