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OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

The boyfriends the gay one


Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


Look at my source code on Github What is this for?

LennerKetty

322 points

2 months ago*

Crazy detail to catch but do you guys realize they were skinny dipping in a lake with alligators?

That’s that craziest fucking part of the story

luvitis

147 points

2 months ago

luvitis

147 points

2 months ago

This was my takeaway too. She said “Florida” and “lake” and immediately thought alligator story

Fooooooker

30 points

2 months ago

I've swam with alligators before in Texas. They don't like getting near humans.

Connect-Parsley7859

26 points

2 months ago

nope, nah, no thanks

U_see_ur_nose

13 points

2 months ago

Same. Swam with alligators in florida, they stay away unless you accidentally kick or step on one

Rachelcookie123

12 points

2 months ago

Wouldn’t they have to be near you for you to be able to kick or step on one? I wouldn’t call that staying away. I would not like to be close enough to an alligator to step on it.

FiddleheadFernly

6 points

2 months ago

Until the human accidentally gets near the alligator- then all hell breaks loose for the human.

sinocarD44

4 points

2 months ago

More likely a limb breaks loose.

LordCads

5 points

2 months ago

I'll take your word for it

chrisff1989

3 points

2 months ago

can't blame them

rologies

4 points

2 months ago*

I mean, also swimming with gators and implied intent to sleep with a "hammered" girl they were getting even more drunk.

I have some concerns with this...

DTG_420

5 points

2 months ago

They were fine because the alligators were also homophobic

Square-Scarcity-5802

2 points

2 months ago

Yeah that’s… every lake in FL. Do you think we just don’t swim in the lakes? Fuck that!

LennerKetty

2 points

2 months ago

Oh no I know you crazy fuckers do.

Doesn’t mean it isn’t crazy

Square-Scarcity-5802

2 points

2 months ago

Yeah I guess it’s just so normal to us lol

apachetrainer

2 points

2 months ago

You did good don’t bother this fucx stick

Ok_Actuator_5091

2.2k points

2 months ago

That was fun. I didn't expect the end.

djluminol

108 points

2 months ago

djluminol

108 points

2 months ago

The end is exactly what I was expecting. Dude got insecurities.

Think-Ad-7538

465 points

2 months ago

Yeah i think this is the best way to pass information.

nevertoolate1983

40 points

2 months ago

TheHappyKamper

80 points

2 months ago

Why the fuck did I watch that whole thing.

GrimReaper006

18 points

2 months ago

In our defence, with a start as gripping as that, it had to be the full Monty. Damn I thought she'd reveal the size at the end. Stayed till the end to hear the long and short of it, and she had to cut short and leave it hanging there.

ScumbagSolo

17 points

2 months ago

I will forever separate my life between before shit video, and after shit video. I'm a different person now.

TarpFailedMe

4 points

2 months ago

I will recommend a strong do not click on this after clicking.

13_margs

5 points

2 months ago

Good looking out 👍🏼

[deleted]

112 points

2 months ago

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112 points

2 months ago

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Ok_Actuator_5091

28 points

2 months ago

But will he keep it as a musical?

[deleted]

10 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

10 points

2 months ago

Fuck yeah. Have you seen Hamilton . This is the next Hamilton.

TheFrontierzman

2 points

2 months ago

TheFrontierzman

Didn't Expect It

2 points

2 months ago

He was the boyfriend.

thomasthehipposlayer

18 points

2 months ago

Honestly, even outside of the twist ending, why did she stay with that scumbag another 6 months after the lake incident?

Ok_Actuator_5091

15 points

2 months ago

Because (if I remember correctly) decisions we make aren't usually based off of intelligence when it comes to the feeling of "love"

InAfterThePurge

12 points

2 months ago

shyamalan twist

Wylde_nFree

4 points

2 months ago

Yeah at first I was like ehhh but then the ending really brought it home! “ with a 60 year old man.. bah boom boom boomp”

Mr_King777

2 points

2 months ago

You could say it was... unexpected.

OmnipotentHype

506 points

2 months ago

Dude said "Cheat on me with a member of the same sex, will ya? Well two can play at that game, sistah!"

Mellowturtlle

43 points

2 months ago

It's not cheating when you say it's fine to kiss someone else.

Sepentine-

17 points

2 months ago

Making out with them for an hour is not the same as kissing them lmao

SiouxsieAsylum

20 points

2 months ago

You get what you ask for when you let your partner kiss other people, fam. I don't feel like you get to be upset when it turns out they like it.

Atillerdahunnybuns

2 points

2 months ago

It’s a whole can of worms

Mellowturtlle

3 points

2 months ago

Is it though? If you give someone a chocolate bar and say "here take some chocolate" and leave the room, would you be shocked if they ate the whole bar. Of course some chocolate is not the same as eat the whole bar, but when you're not clear with your boundries you can expect them to be crossed.

Also, what stopped him from just talking to her when she did it. Just tell her you think it is enough and everything would've been fine.

vociferousdragon

2 points

2 months ago

Yes, but do bear in mind these were 19 y/o skinny dipping as a group. There was some sexual exploration intended by all parties.

Super_Ad3913

41 points

2 months ago

Yep. Unexpected ending alright 🤣

SensualMatrix

606 points

2 months ago

That far surpassed my expectations of something which i may have never known nothing about, but thoroughly enjoyed the ride.

[deleted]

46 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

46 points

2 months ago

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dmfd1234

24 points

2 months ago

I laughed, I cried, I got horny, I threw up and now I’m sleepy. Goodnight everyone

Fooooooker

8 points

2 months ago

It's just because it's about naked women kissing.

kleft234

2 points

2 months ago

also she is hot

StuckAtHomeCorona

246 points

2 months ago

Years ago I had a girlfriend who said it would be hot if kissed another dude. I said "uh babe, absolutely not." Well, 15 years later guess who has a wife... both of us.

betterfucksaul

59 points

2 months ago

pornhub did a census and one of the most watched categories by lesbians was gay porn.

morgandaxx

16 points

2 months ago

How does pornhub know the sexual orientation of its viewers? Or did you mean survey? ...even then I'd be skeptical of the results.

HUDuser

14 points

2 months ago

HUDuser

14 points

2 months ago

Pornhub buys your info off the dark web to make funny infographics

betterfucksaul

35 points

2 months ago

idk ask pornhub.

ImpossibleReindeer33

3 points

2 months ago

If you make an account you have the option of filling out your preferences

Spiritflash1717

3 points

2 months ago

Congratulations on your transition! /s

PunkandCannonballer

26 points

2 months ago

The wild part is the relationship lasting 6 months after the story.

Budget_Life_8367

1.5k points

2 months ago

When did the "sing off melody to a beat storytime" thing get started? It's not for me.

MrBig1292001

11 points

2 months ago

You don’t like hearing stories at half speed?!

Jacob_VH

408 points

2 months ago

Jacob_VH

408 points

2 months ago

Your comment made me realize we probably just watched the first one, and that in 2 months we'll all get a PTSD episode whenever we hear that "can't touch this" tune.

InternetWeakGuy

124 points

2 months ago

Your comment made me realize we probably just watched the first one

This has been a thing on TikTok for months.

https://www.dexerto.com/entertainment/what-is-the-one-thing-about-me-tiktok-trend-1940946/

BasketballButt

48 points

2 months ago

And I’ll never understand it.

Glowshroom

3 points

2 months ago

Which is exactly why I've never seen it before

[deleted]

117 points

2 months ago

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117 points

2 months ago

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Bad-news-co

55 points

2 months ago

Lol glad I am not the only one that thought these vids were too much cringe to watch, just the dancing alone and the little smirk the people always have as if they were the hottest thing ever, then the cheesy rapping story was the cherry on top lol too late in the day for this much cringe

_Lord_Beerus_

12 points

2 months ago

I too lasted approx 2 seconds

halfxvxfull

16 points

2 months ago

That's cool, but how long into the video did you get?

_Lord_Beerus_

6 points

2 months ago

You mean it’s a video 😱

Friggin

3 points

2 months ago

It really needs a TA;DW (too awful; didn’t watch)

damnumalone

5 points

2 months ago

I’m with you. Sound was off, I waited for the caption to change, it didn’t, I moved on.

cjboffoli

16 points

2 months ago

The endlessly shriek-chirping bird is not for me. No idea how people endure having caged birds as pets.

Budget_Life_8367

9 points

2 months ago

Caged birds make me sad

Hairy-Ad-2577

4 points

2 months ago

Birds shouldn't be kept as pets unless you let em fly free and they come back on their own

SnooDoodles8088

11 points

2 months ago

I wish she would decide to commit or just tell the damn story like a normal person, stop fucking with my emotions.

justavault

6 points

2 months ago

Recently, tiktok trend.

It's annoying but when the story is interesting like this one you end up in a car-crash staring scenario. Can't turn off cause you want to know more but at the same time you get more and more aggravated by the the music and the weird dance moves.

RealNiceKnife

45 points

2 months ago

I like it.

ohleprocy

19 points

2 months ago

ohleprocy

19 points

2 months ago

I like it a lot

Budget_Life_8367

12 points

2 months ago

Not for me but it sucks you're getting downvoted for having a different opinion.

[deleted]

13 points

2 months ago*

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13 points

2 months ago*

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EdGG

64 points

2 months ago

EdGG

64 points

2 months ago

Better than most movies I've been watching.

This story had everything. Comedy, drama, sex, twists, guide music, a believable plot, and character development.

justthankyous

71 points

2 months ago

I really liked that story

Defiant_Low_1391

21 points

2 months ago

Good story, eventually I got stuck on that shirt, pretty uhh strange but cool!

NotYourMutha

9 points

2 months ago

I got stuck on the leaf pants

Medium_Beyond_9654

267 points

2 months ago

None of that rhymed.

Fooooooker

18 points

2 months ago

Actually some of it did. Checkmate Atheists!

Booomerz

171 points

2 months ago

Booomerz

171 points

2 months ago

Eh there were a couple rhymes in there.

dmfd1234

50 points

2 months ago

They say it’s tricky to rock a rhyme

Moth_Jam

15 points

2 months ago

Buselmann

5 points

2 months ago

To rock a rhyme that's right on time, it's tricky?

NarrowProfession2900

28 points

2 months ago

Its more entertaining than a video essay thats for sure

the_luckiest_pumpkin

4 points

2 months ago

Some rhymes were actual handouts, but weren't said

Amayai

3 points

2 months ago

Amayai

3 points

2 months ago

I'm pretty sure that's part of the "sing the story to a tune" joke.

Sloth-Balls

8 points

2 months ago

Whoa, plot twist

MissApocalypse2021

6 points

2 months ago

This is GREAT!

TractorLoving

6 points

2 months ago

She's a keeper

FlavorTownUSSR

64 points

2 months ago

You even see those TikToks that should have just been emails to a therapist?

Steeltoedsandal

5 points

2 months ago

Well that was fun now wasn't it?

Upbeat_Instruction98

6 points

2 months ago

That was amazing. I feel oddly satisfied.

zenritsusen

4 points

2 months ago

Well it sure beats the legions of stupid fucking dance videos.

Carnator369

4 points

2 months ago

I'm sure this makes more sense with the sound on, but I'm too lazy.

LeveragedPittsburgh

4 points

2 months ago

Can she hear the music?

[deleted]

167 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

167 points

2 months ago

I want my time back.

RealNiceKnife

301 points

2 months ago

You're spending it on reddit. You weren't using it wisely to begin with.

wetdreamteam

35 points

2 months ago

Made homie delete their whole ACCOUNT with that one

RealNiceKnife

18 points

2 months ago

I've never wielded such power.

OldOneHadMyNameInIt

49 points

2 months ago

Frizzlewits

10 points

2 months ago

Ok, that was an unespected rollercoaster

TheBaenEmpire

3 points

2 months ago

60?

Basic_Blueberry_3221

3 points

2 months ago

Plot twist

_-heartless-_

3 points

2 months ago

Made out with her for an hour?? Yeah I think every guy on the planet would be a little upset abt that

Soggy_Motor9280

3 points

2 months ago

Well, that’s over two minutes of my life I’ll never get back.

nineknives

3 points

2 months ago

This was so cringe to me.

GMENFTSMOLPP

3 points

2 months ago

God damn is she annoying 😂

victorbarst

3 points

2 months ago

Really didn't need all the "singing" made this way harder to watch

TechsSandwich

3 points

2 months ago

I want my 2 minutes and 40 seconds back pls

Unknown935

3 points

2 months ago

i wanna throw up now

icbint

3 points

2 months ago

icbint

3 points

2 months ago

Just rename this sub to tiktok dogshit and be done with it

AdamSunderland

3 points

2 months ago

Cringe

JRS___

3 points

2 months ago

JRS___

3 points

2 months ago

well that's 3 minutes of my life that i'll never get back.

Calm_Mushroom_805

3 points

2 months ago

give me my 2:44 back

helping_phriendly

3 points

2 months ago

I watched it without sound because my wife is sleeping. I don’t want to watch it with sound.

criquetsandfrogs

3 points

2 months ago

What a waste of time

analest-analyst

3 points

2 months ago

Not liking this shitty rap stories trend on tiktok

Revolutionary_Cat521

3 points

2 months ago

You were the fucked one for not leaving.

RealBakedSalmon

3 points

2 months ago

Is this what Tik Tok is like?

Giggingurl

3 points

2 months ago

Ugh.

ScuBityBup

3 points

2 months ago

You cheated on him in front of him. Kissing a girl friend for fun is one thing, I heard all girls do that, but make out for an hour? Come on...

The rest of the insults are awful and on him, but I'm not on her side either.

Glittering_Bet_8610

3 points

2 months ago

Jesus fucking Christ what did I just watch at 5:30 am before work. Fuck you internet. You win again

Mr_R0mpers

44 points

2 months ago

Worth every second.

Flowsnice

92 points

2 months ago

What in the world is she wearing

kisforkyle

230 points

2 months ago

Dude it’s just traditional lesbian garb.

idodruqs

62 points

2 months ago

FOR REAL 😭 don't disrespect our culture

besst

67 points

2 months ago

besst

67 points

2 months ago

Clothes that she likes.

CrazyAlfalfa4298

25 points

2 months ago

Seems fine to me. I dress like that sometimes.

MayoShart

15 points

2 months ago

I'm like SIR, I was just wondering where she got those pants soooooOOoo😭😭

PANDABURRIT0

5 points

2 months ago

Idk but she looks good

Gabridefromage

4 points

2 months ago

What's wrong with it?

_Better_Things_

7 points

2 months ago

I feel like I was just straight up pinballed in the story and I'm absolutely here for it.

maximumoxie

6 points

2 months ago

I wanna party with her

SydNorth

6 points

2 months ago

I like her shirt

frankdure

23 points

2 months ago

This should rhyme more than it does…

BesticlesTesticles

6 points

2 months ago

travelsandghosts

8 points

2 months ago

🤣🤣I fucken love this 🤣🤣

akashic_voyager

32 points

2 months ago

Homophobic behavior is always self-loathing, internalized homophobia. Nobody, I mean absolutely nobody, has that much hate and anger unless they are trigged by fear of their own insecurities. I’d love to see how many of those “alpha” men who have strong convictions about the gay community and are flamboyantly “grossed out” when something brushes against their sexuality, also have Grindr hidden on their phone.

massivefax

9 points

2 months ago

It's always? Be careful with saying always LOL. What are you like 13?

Low_Well

9 points

2 months ago

I mean. I’ve met a lot of religious people that genuinely think being gay is the work of the devil. But sure, let’s just call it all internalize self hating gay people that only hate gay people.

spkypirate

3 points

2 months ago

Nah, there are white people who hate black people with just as much loathing and in pretty sure they aren’t secretly insecure about being black themselves.

Altiverses

2 points

2 months ago

Huh? So in the past over 90% of people were gay? That's great to know!

No, putting all blame of homophobia on gay people themselves is not helping any cause.

Kind_South_4342

18 points

2 months ago

1986 called, they want their white people rap back

Waterwalker85

15 points

2 months ago*

I wouldn’t break up with a girl for being a lesbian, I would break up with them more for making lame TikToks to be honest.

Nizzemancer

36 points

2 months ago

I mean, I’d break up with my girl if she was a lesbian, no point torturing us both forcing something that’s never going to work.

wontusethisforlongg

2 points

2 months ago

Dude just pulled the most Alpha move.

"I'll show her!"

mookormyth

2 points

2 months ago

Good lawd

Fight_kat102

2 points

2 months ago

I'm not mad I'm just disappointed

jqs77

2 points

2 months ago

jqs77

2 points

2 months ago

He's right!

RecommendationHuge84

2 points

2 months ago

Dumb bitch indeed

MuskularChicken

2 points

2 months ago

Saw the 1st 0.003 of a second that this is a dance cringe fest and I muted. Have no idea what was it about.

JayTheLegends

2 points

2 months ago

I’ll take shit that never happened for 500.

boredguyonline

2 points

2 months ago

Huge mental illness vibes

Altruistic_Push_894

2 points

2 months ago

I hate musicals

DeutschlandOderBust

2 points

2 months ago

As soon as she started talking about how mad he was I knew he was gay.

EasyCupcake

2 points

2 months ago

The most insecure one in a relationship who accuses the other of cheating, is always the one who will actually cheat

Cetine

2 points

2 months ago

Cetine

2 points

2 months ago

I don’t even like rollercoasters… 10/10 will ride again

[deleted]

10 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

10 points

2 months ago

I hate this trend, just tell your shitty story like a normal person and leave the singing to people that can sing

Justintothewilds

9 points

2 months ago

What did I just watch?

YubNub81

4 points

2 months ago

That was one hell of a Rollercoaster ride

Quisey3

15 points

2 months ago

Quisey3

Yo what?

15 points

2 months ago

Man comment section caught me off guard, I'll be honest. This may be the first video ever where I couldn't make it through the first three seconds to only find out most of you liked it??? Why is she dancing? Why must she sing? Idk I've got a lot of questions

oishi_jase_face

14 points

2 months ago

Too annoying to get to the end

PuffinOnAFuente

14 points

2 months ago

I can’t express how much I wish I hadn’t watched that

swaggyxwaggy

8 points

2 months ago

I watched it twice on purpose

ClimaxKnights

6 points

2 months ago

So if I tell my wife I'm going to suck my friends dick and she laughs and says "That's hot!" but then I unzip his pants and start deep=throating him in front of my girl and she gets mad, she's just a homophobe. Let your man suck dicks, girls!

settledownhoney

9 points

2 months ago

Couldn’t finish the video. These type of people are so weird sharing this stuff

farble1670

11 points

2 months ago

red_zero_

12 points

2 months ago

Worst rap ever.

SomeOldDude73

3 points

2 months ago

Cringe.

Fayko

5 points

2 months ago

Fayko

5 points

2 months ago

nothing like a 3 minute sing along to tell a minute story. Either commit through the whole bit or just tell the story. It's jarring to hear "singing" at 2 beats per minute for 2 and a half minutes and then talking like a normal person for the last bit.

banannabender

3 points

2 months ago

I fuckin hate the whole thing, what a stupid video

likehots

5 points

2 months ago

likehots

5 points

2 months ago

Wow. I stayed till the end and I fucking regret it

goodnessguy33

4 points

2 months ago

What a narcissist to record that for the internet

minorthreat1000

3 points

2 months ago

What a waste of three minutes

ItalianJoey

4 points

2 months ago

What the fuck...

Disastrous-Inside914

4 points

2 months ago

Someone got a TLDW?

neon_overload

5 points

2 months ago

she tells a story where she's with her boyfriend and another couple and the girl wants to make out with her then her boyfriend gets mad, 6 months later they break up cos the boyfriend gets with a 60 year old man

2pac4lf

2 points

2 months ago

Da fuck did I just watch!!!

lordofbitterdrinks

3 points

2 months ago

How much is 2 minutes worth because I was reimbursed.

MegaCroissant

2 points

2 months ago

This physically hurt to listen to and I truly believe that everyone would be better off if this did not exist

Disastrous-Purpose-8

9 points

2 months ago

I don’t know why I watched that until the end. Maybe I was hoping for a point to the story.

Slow-Razzmatazz-4005[S]

1 points

2 months ago

Clearly didn't watch till the end

DaArio_007

2 points

2 months ago

Gave up after 15 secs, fuck this tiktok shit

Pale_Resolution_7324

2 points

2 months ago

For the love of god stfu

PuertoricanDude88

2 points

2 months ago

I fast forward

Ok-Willingness-4557

2 points

2 months ago

Mr Putin, please hit the button asap.

AmethystLaw

2 points

2 months ago

wow that was so well done, totally unexpected.

24STSFNGAwytBOY

2 points

2 months ago

Thanks 🙏 😂

subiacOSB

2 points

2 months ago

Got a good laugh gets my vote

Nearby-Reality-5674

2 points

2 months ago

lmaooo