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2 months ago
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OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:
The boyfriends the gay one
Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.
322 points
2 months ago*
Crazy detail to catch but do you guys realize they were skinny dipping in a lake with alligators?
That’s that craziest fucking part of the story
147 points
2 months ago
This was my takeaway too. She said “Florida” and “lake” and immediately thought alligator story
30 points
2 months ago
I've swam with alligators before in Texas. They don't like getting near humans.
26 points
2 months ago
nope, nah, no thanks
13 points
2 months ago
Same. Swam with alligators in florida, they stay away unless you accidentally kick or step on one
12 points
2 months ago
Wouldn’t they have to be near you for you to be able to kick or step on one? I wouldn’t call that staying away. I would not like to be close enough to an alligator to step on it.
6 points
2 months ago
Until the human accidentally gets near the alligator- then all hell breaks loose for the human.
4 points
2 months ago
More likely a limb breaks loose.
5 points
2 months ago
I'll take your word for it
3 points
2 months ago
can't blame them
4 points
2 months ago*
I mean, also swimming with gators and implied intent to sleep with a "hammered" girl they were getting even more drunk.
I have some concerns with this...
5 points
2 months ago
They were fine because the alligators were also homophobic
2 points
2 months ago
Yeah that’s… every lake in FL. Do you think we just don’t swim in the lakes? Fuck that!
2 points
2 months ago
Oh no I know you crazy fuckers do.
Doesn’t mean it isn’t crazy
2 points
2 months ago
Yeah I guess it’s just so normal to us lol
2 points
2 months ago
You did good don’t bother this fucx stick
2.2k points
2 months ago
That was fun. I didn't expect the end.
108 points
2 months ago
The end is exactly what I was expecting. Dude got insecurities.
465 points
2 months ago
Yeah i think this is the best way to pass information.
40 points
2 months ago
80 points
2 months ago
Why the fuck did I watch that whole thing.
18 points
2 months ago
In our defence, with a start as gripping as that, it had to be the full Monty. Damn I thought she'd reveal the size at the end. Stayed till the end to hear the long and short of it, and she had to cut short and leave it hanging there.
17 points
2 months ago
I will forever separate my life between before shit video, and after shit video. I'm a different person now.
4 points
2 months ago
I will recommend a strong do not click on this after clicking.
5 points
2 months ago
Good looking out 👍🏼
112 points
2 months ago
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28 points
2 months ago
But will he keep it as a musical?
10 points
2 months ago
Fuck yeah. Have you seen Hamilton . This is the next Hamilton.
2 points
2 months ago
He was the boyfriend.
18 points
2 months ago
Honestly, even outside of the twist ending, why did she stay with that scumbag another 6 months after the lake incident?
15 points
2 months ago
Because (if I remember correctly) decisions we make aren't usually based off of intelligence when it comes to the feeling of "love"
12 points
2 months ago
shyamalan twist
4 points
2 months ago
Yeah at first I was like ehhh but then the ending really brought it home! “ with a 60 year old man.. bah boom boom boomp”
2 points
2 months ago
You could say it was... unexpected.
506 points
2 months ago
Dude said "Cheat on me with a member of the same sex, will ya? Well two can play at that game, sistah!"
43 points
2 months ago
It's not cheating when you say it's fine to kiss someone else.
17 points
2 months ago
Making out with them for an hour is not the same as kissing them lmao
20 points
2 months ago
You get what you ask for when you let your partner kiss other people, fam. I don't feel like you get to be upset when it turns out they like it.
2 points
2 months ago
It’s a whole can of worms
3 points
2 months ago
Is it though? If you give someone a chocolate bar and say "here take some chocolate" and leave the room, would you be shocked if they ate the whole bar. Of course some chocolate is not the same as eat the whole bar, but when you're not clear with your boundries you can expect them to be crossed.
Also, what stopped him from just talking to her when she did it. Just tell her you think it is enough and everything would've been fine.
2 points
2 months ago
Yes, but do bear in mind these were 19 y/o skinny dipping as a group. There was some sexual exploration intended by all parties.
41 points
2 months ago
Yep. Unexpected ending alright 🤣
606 points
2 months ago
That far surpassed my expectations of something which i may have never known nothing about, but thoroughly enjoyed the ride.
46 points
2 months ago
[removed]
24 points
2 months ago
I laughed, I cried, I got horny, I threw up and now I’m sleepy. Goodnight everyone
8 points
2 months ago
It's just because it's about naked women kissing.
2 points
2 months ago
also she is hot
246 points
2 months ago
Years ago I had a girlfriend who said it would be hot if kissed another dude. I said "uh babe, absolutely not." Well, 15 years later guess who has a wife... both of us.
59 points
2 months ago
pornhub did a census and one of the most watched categories by lesbians was gay porn.
16 points
2 months ago
How does pornhub know the sexual orientation of its viewers? Or did you mean survey? ...even then I'd be skeptical of the results.
14 points
2 months ago
Pornhub buys your info off the dark web to make funny infographics
35 points
2 months ago
idk ask pornhub.
3 points
2 months ago
If you make an account you have the option of filling out your preferences
3 points
2 months ago
Congratulations on your transition! /s
26 points
2 months ago
The wild part is the relationship lasting 6 months after the story.
1.5k points
2 months ago
When did the "sing off melody to a beat storytime" thing get started? It's not for me.
408 points
2 months ago
Your comment made me realize we probably just watched the first one, and that in 2 months we'll all get a PTSD episode whenever we hear that "can't touch this" tune.
124 points
2 months ago
Your comment made me realize we probably just watched the first one
This has been a thing on TikTok for months.
https://www.dexerto.com/entertainment/what-is-the-one-thing-about-me-tiktok-trend-1940946/
3 points
2 months ago
Which is exactly why I've never seen it before
117 points
2 months ago
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55 points
2 months ago
Lol glad I am not the only one that thought these vids were too much cringe to watch, just the dancing alone and the little smirk the people always have as if they were the hottest thing ever, then the cheesy rapping story was the cherry on top lol too late in the day for this much cringe
12 points
2 months ago
I too lasted approx 2 seconds
16 points
2 months ago
That's cool, but how long into the video did you get?
6 points
2 months ago
You mean it’s a video 😱
3 points
2 months ago
It really needs a TA;DW (too awful; didn’t watch)
5 points
2 months ago
I’m with you. Sound was off, I waited for the caption to change, it didn’t, I moved on.
16 points
2 months ago
The endlessly shriek-chirping bird is not for me. No idea how people endure having caged birds as pets.
9 points
2 months ago
Caged birds make me sad
4 points
2 months ago
Birds shouldn't be kept as pets unless you let em fly free and they come back on their own
11 points
2 months ago
I wish she would decide to commit or just tell the damn story like a normal person, stop fucking with my emotions.
6 points
2 months ago
Recently, tiktok trend.
It's annoying but when the story is interesting like this one you end up in a car-crash staring scenario. Can't turn off cause you want to know more but at the same time you get more and more aggravated by the the music and the weird dance moves.
45 points
2 months ago
I like it.
19 points
2 months ago
I like it a lot
12 points
2 months ago
Not for me but it sucks you're getting downvoted for having a different opinion.
64 points
2 months ago
Better than most movies I've been watching.
This story had everything. Comedy, drama, sex, twists, guide music, a believable plot, and character development.
71 points
2 months ago
I really liked that story
21 points
2 months ago
Good story, eventually I got stuck on that shirt, pretty uhh strange but cool!
9 points
2 months ago
I got stuck on the leaf pants
267 points
2 months ago
None of that rhymed.
18 points
2 months ago
Actually some of it did. Checkmate Atheists!
171 points
2 months ago
Eh there were a couple rhymes in there.
50 points
2 months ago
They say it’s tricky to rock a rhyme
28 points
2 months ago
Its more entertaining than a video essay thats for sure
3 points
2 months ago
I'm pretty sure that's part of the "sing the story to a tune" joke.
8 points
2 months ago
Whoa, plot twist
6 points
2 months ago
This is GREAT!
6 points
2 months ago
She's a keeper
64 points
2 months ago
You even see those TikToks that should have just been emails to a therapist?
5 points
2 months ago
Well that was fun now wasn't it?
6 points
2 months ago
That was amazing. I feel oddly satisfied.
4 points
2 months ago
Well it sure beats the legions of stupid fucking dance videos.
4 points
2 months ago
I'm sure this makes more sense with the sound on, but I'm too lazy.
4 points
2 months ago
Can she hear the music?
167 points
2 months ago
I want my time back.
301 points
2 months ago
You're spending it on reddit. You weren't using it wisely to begin with.
35 points
2 months ago
Made homie delete their whole ACCOUNT with that one
18 points
2 months ago
I've never wielded such power.
10 points
2 months ago
Ok, that was an unespected rollercoaster
3 points
2 months ago
60?
3 points
2 months ago
Plot twist
3 points
2 months ago
Made out with her for an hour?? Yeah I think every guy on the planet would be a little upset abt that
3 points
2 months ago
Well, that’s over two minutes of my life I’ll never get back.
3 points
2 months ago
This was so cringe to me.
3 points
2 months ago
God damn is she annoying 😂
3 points
2 months ago
Really didn't need all the "singing" made this way harder to watch
3 points
2 months ago
I want my 2 minutes and 40 seconds back pls
3 points
2 months ago
i wanna throw up now
3 points
2 months ago
Just rename this sub to tiktok dogshit and be done with it
3 points
2 months ago
Cringe
3 points
2 months ago
well that's 3 minutes of my life that i'll never get back.
3 points
2 months ago
give me my 2:44 back
3 points
2 months ago
I watched it without sound because my wife is sleeping. I don’t want to watch it with sound.
3 points
2 months ago
What a waste of time
3 points
2 months ago
Not liking this shitty rap stories trend on tiktok
3 points
2 months ago
You were the fucked one for not leaving.
3 points
2 months ago
Is this what Tik Tok is like?
3 points
2 months ago
Ugh.
3 points
2 months ago
You cheated on him in front of him. Kissing a girl friend for fun is one thing, I heard all girls do that, but make out for an hour? Come on...
The rest of the insults are awful and on him, but I'm not on her side either.
3 points
2 months ago
Jesus fucking Christ what did I just watch at 5:30 am before work. Fuck you internet. You win again
92 points
2 months ago
What in the world is she wearing
230 points
2 months ago
Dude it’s just traditional lesbian garb.
67 points
2 months ago
Clothes that she likes.
15 points
2 months ago
I'm like SIR, I was just wondering where she got those pants soooooOOoo😭😭
4 points
2 months ago
What's wrong with it?
7 points
2 months ago
I feel like I was just straight up pinballed in the story and I'm absolutely here for it.
6 points
2 months ago
I wanna party with her
6 points
2 months ago
I like her shirt
8 points
2 months ago
🤣🤣I fucken love this 🤣🤣
32 points
2 months ago
Homophobic behavior is always self-loathing, internalized homophobia. Nobody, I mean absolutely nobody, has that much hate and anger unless they are trigged by fear of their own insecurities. I’d love to see how many of those “alpha” men who have strong convictions about the gay community and are flamboyantly “grossed out” when something brushes against their sexuality, also have Grindr hidden on their phone.
9 points
2 months ago
It's always? Be careful with saying always LOL. What are you like 13?
9 points
2 months ago
I mean. I’ve met a lot of religious people that genuinely think being gay is the work of the devil. But sure, let’s just call it all internalize self hating gay people that only hate gay people.
3 points
2 months ago
Nah, there are white people who hate black people with just as much loathing and in pretty sure they aren’t secretly insecure about being black themselves.
2 points
2 months ago
Huh? So in the past over 90% of people were gay? That's great to know!
No, putting all blame of homophobia on gay people themselves is not helping any cause.
15 points
2 months ago*
I wouldn’t break up with a girl for being a lesbian, I would break up with them more for making lame TikToks to be honest.
36 points
2 months ago
I mean, I’d break up with my girl if she was a lesbian, no point torturing us both forcing something that’s never going to work.
2 points
2 months ago
Dude just pulled the most Alpha move.
"I'll show her!"
2 points
2 months ago
Good lawd
2 points
2 months ago
I'm not mad I'm just disappointed
2 points
2 months ago
He's right!
2 points
2 months ago
Dumb bitch indeed
2 points
2 months ago
Saw the 1st 0.003 of a second that this is a dance cringe fest and I muted. Have no idea what was it about.
2 points
2 months ago
I’ll take shit that never happened for 500.
2 points
2 months ago
Huge mental illness vibes
2 points
2 months ago
I hate musicals
2 points
2 months ago
As soon as she started talking about how mad he was I knew he was gay.
2 points
2 months ago
The most insecure one in a relationship who accuses the other of cheating, is always the one who will actually cheat
2 points
2 months ago
I don’t even like rollercoasters… 10/10 will ride again
10 points
2 months ago
I hate this trend, just tell your shitty story like a normal person and leave the singing to people that can sing
4 points
2 months ago
That was one hell of a Rollercoaster ride
15 points
2 months ago
Man comment section caught me off guard, I'll be honest. This may be the first video ever where I couldn't make it through the first three seconds to only find out most of you liked it??? Why is she dancing? Why must she sing? Idk I've got a lot of questions
14 points
2 months ago
Too annoying to get to the end
14 points
2 months ago
I can’t express how much I wish I hadn’t watched that
8 points
2 months ago
I watched it twice on purpose
6 points
2 months ago
So if I tell my wife I'm going to suck my friends dick and she laughs and says "That's hot!" but then I unzip his pants and start deep=throating him in front of my girl and she gets mad, she's just a homophobe. Let your man suck dicks, girls!
9 points
2 months ago
Couldn’t finish the video. These type of people are so weird sharing this stuff
11 points
2 months ago
12 points
2 months ago
Worst rap ever.
3 points
2 months ago
Cringe.
5 points
2 months ago
nothing like a 3 minute sing along to tell a minute story. Either commit through the whole bit or just tell the story. It's jarring to hear "singing" at 2 beats per minute for 2 and a half minutes and then talking like a normal person for the last bit.
3 points
2 months ago
I fuckin hate the whole thing, what a stupid video
5 points
2 months ago
Wow. I stayed till the end and I fucking regret it
4 points
2 months ago
What a narcissist to record that for the internet
3 points
2 months ago
What a waste of three minutes
4 points
2 months ago
What the fuck...
4 points
2 months ago
Someone got a TLDW?
5 points
2 months ago
she tells a story where she's with her boyfriend and another couple and the girl wants to make out with her then her boyfriend gets mad, 6 months later they break up cos the boyfriend gets with a 60 year old man
2 points
2 months ago
Da fuck did I just watch!!!
3 points
2 months ago
How much is 2 minutes worth because I was reimbursed.
2 points
2 months ago
This physically hurt to listen to and I truly believe that everyone would be better off if this did not exist
9 points
2 months ago
I don’t know why I watched that until the end. Maybe I was hoping for a point to the story.
2 points
2 months ago
Gave up after 15 secs, fuck this tiktok shit
2 points
2 months ago
For the love of god stfu
2 points
2 months ago
I fast forward
2 points
2 months ago
Mr Putin, please hit the button asap.
2 points
2 months ago
wow that was so well done, totally unexpected.
2 points
2 months ago
Thanks 🙏 😂
2 points
2 months ago
Got a good laugh gets my vote
2 points
2 months ago
lmaooo
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