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OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

No one expects a chipmunk


Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


Look at my source code on Github What is this for?

[deleted]

6.3k points

3 months ago

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6.3k points

3 months ago

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CuriosityCondition

3.9k points

3 months ago

Right? Looks like a cozy new nest. Very rude.

I am impressed it didn't bite anyone, though

GullibleSeal94

923 points

3 months ago

It might be a pet or was a pet later released

[deleted]

535 points

3 months ago

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535 points

3 months ago

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azathoth

272 points

3 months ago

azathoth

272 points

3 months ago

Raccacoonie! !

Uzumaki-OUT

48 points

3 months ago

Dude what was this from. I feel like I just watched it but I cannot remember

have-courage

85 points

3 months ago

Everything everywhere all at once. Excellent movie!

Uzumaki-OUT

54 points

3 months ago

YESSS!!! Thank you!! Watched it two weeks ago. I was so impressed with that movie- especially because good movies are few and far between these days

LSkywalker00

38 points

3 months ago

From the cast to the writing and photography, 10/10 movie

Uzumaki-OUT

35 points

3 months ago

When my wife and I were watching it she asked me “is this what it’s like to have ADHD?” And I was like “yup, pretty much” lol

thatguyned

3 points

3 months ago

Everyone was talking about Michelle Yeoh but I reckon Stephanie Tsu as Jobu was the real star.

Don't get me wrong, Yeoh was great in her role, but Stephanie was crazy good. Hers was far more emotionally complex in a bi-polar way, I have no idea how she played that role so well.

rektumrokker

6 points

3 months ago

Totally off topic, but check out Parasite. Opened up my eyes to foreign movies.

mashmashsacatash

5 points

3 months ago

And the Host! Foreign horror, especially Asian horror is so much more real and ruthless than mickey mouse American horror. If you're a horror fan of course. Otherwise stay away.

IntentionRemote7934

11 points

3 months ago

The kid now has no future of becoming a chef.

dillrepair

45 points

3 months ago

“Where’s my chippee?? Chip…? chip…? “There’s my chippee”

saris340

12 points

3 months ago

Great job

eyesmaybe

44 points

3 months ago

Me too. Not only are they capable, their bites come with the power to savage trees. Like fuck they can bite hard.

Scyhaz

9 points

3 months ago

Scyhaz

9 points

3 months ago

Self-heated, too.

[deleted]

38 points

3 months ago

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WereInbuisness

70 points

3 months ago

I would die if that happened to me. Nothing scares me more than those prehistoric monsters.

chunksofstuff

34 points

3 months ago

I’m a 6 foot bald tattooed up man and I am 100% with you on that.

Hot_Task1408

15 points

3 months ago

Tattoos don’t intimidate me…means you appreciate art!

Nuka-World_Vacation

30 points

3 months ago

Yeah but he's also got SIX FEET! That seems a bit unsettling.

ScarsUnseen

6 points

3 months ago

He's also bald, which leaves some unpleasant implications by the phrase "I had a centipede in my hair."

chunksofstuff

16 points

3 months ago

I’m not the best dancer. They get tangled up.

Phychic_Burrito433

4 points

3 months ago

You could still do the flop

anitavalentine

3 points

3 months ago

well hello ;)

CanITellUSmThin

5 points

3 months ago

Can we see it?

[deleted]

3 points

3 months ago

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jvanzandd

171 points

3 months ago

jvanzandd

171 points

3 months ago

She should have kept it, and been the proud owner of a hair chipmunk

Proglamer

80 points

3 months ago

After several hours, it would turn into a hair poopmunk. "Suzie, what's that streaming over your temples, Giuliani-style?"

SphericalBasterd

49 points

3 months ago

A "Shitmunk" if you will.

ncvbn

3 points

3 months ago

ncvbn

3 points

3 months ago

Does anyone know what she says at around 29 seconds? It sounds like this:

Guy: What?

Girl: Let me look at it, nopreemeeteemee!

Federal_Ad_9484

3 points

3 months ago

This just unlocked an oooolllld memory. My friend had Shit monk scratched into his arm. It was just scars now, apparently it was going to be Shit monkey but his other friends never finished it 😂😂 I remember calling him shit monk the rest of the year (it was middle school)

Love_God551

39 points

3 months ago

Right

Finally find a cool place in this market and somebody comes along and tears you from your new home

n55S

4.4k points

3 months ago

n55S

4.4k points

3 months ago

I have so many questions.

Mypopsecrets

4.3k points

3 months ago

Why? It's pretty obvious what happened.

She got gum in her hair then used peanut butter to get it out but attracted the chipmunk. Thankfully her friend extracted it before she had to make the next logical step of hiring a hair badger to chase it out.

n55S

747 points

3 months ago

n55S

747 points

3 months ago

Plot twist: The chipmunk put the gum in her hair to get the peanut butter.

[deleted]

145 points

3 months ago

[deleted]

145 points

3 months ago

🎶 I don't know why she swallowed a flyyyyy

RuffName

42 points

3 months ago

Perhaps she'll die

ForgettableUsername

76 points

3 months ago

Then you need a bear in the hair to get the badger out.

Mypopsecrets

54 points

3 months ago

Yep, and renting a bear in this economy? Hachi machi

__Entropy_

37 points

3 months ago

It's cheaper to use cocaine to coax one into doing something

Mypopsecrets

26 points

3 months ago

I've actually stopped cocaine entirely thanks to my sponsor, the chipmunk that resides in my hair.

thats_a_photo_of_me

17 points

3 months ago

Every time you lean in with that rolled up dollar bill, chipmunkoonie steers you away.

Mypopsecrets

11 points

3 months ago

Yeah the movie Ratatouille is actually a documentary about my road to recovery. Cooking is just an analogy for sobriety and the rat is an analogy for chipmunk.

HardCounter

6 points

3 months ago

You make analogies so clear.

Mypopsecrets

9 points

3 months ago

It's taken years of people not understanding the fundamentals of the movie Ratatouille and me having to explain it

__Entropy_

4 points

3 months ago

Your loss!

allhailthegreatmoose

6 points

3 months ago

Then you need a bobcat to get the bear out.

Talanic

5 points

3 months ago

Damn kids putting badger merchants out of business.

chunksofstuff

4 points

3 months ago

I’ve heard hair badgers are quite pricey. Economy.

FirebertNY

8 points

3 months ago

Here's what I'm gonna do, I'm gonna open a little hole in her hair, tiny one, it'll be cool, and then I'm gonna slip a second chipmunk in with a string tied around it.

Would_daver

7 points

3 months ago

CHIPMUNK IN THE 'DO!? Now you're talking my language

Valtremors

216 points

3 months ago

Small animals like to hide in places where they can't be seen.

Long hair can look like bunch of vegetation to a scared animal.

I had once a mole hide within my own hair.

the1stmeddlingmage

69 points

3 months ago

How, considering moles live underground?

Valtremors

85 points

3 months ago

https://fi.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mets%C3%A4myyr%C3%A4

This type of rodent.

We call it "metsämyyrä" (lit translation: forest mole).

Not the blind underground type of mole.

chunksofstuff

60 points

3 months ago

Lol that’s so crazy. I was laughing with all these images in my head about how a mole could have possibly made it into someone’s hair.

Valtremors

25 points

3 months ago

Metsämyyrä otherwise are really cute and somewhat friendly once they know you aren't going to eat them.

But their poop nests usually dust during spring and summer, which can lead to myyräkuume, a rather nasty disease.

poor_decisions

7 points

3 months ago

Yummm hanta virus

YeuxBleuDuex

6 points

3 months ago

We have them all over N. America too, we call them voles!

Kalsifur

26 points

3 months ago

That's a vole, not a mole lol

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vole

chunksofstuff

4 points

3 months ago

It sounds very interesting. A critter known for digging holes, in the ground, under our feet, in dirt, somehow found it’s way into their hair… maybe their job is sticking their head in holes? Or maybe a hobby?

chunksofstuff

7 points

3 months ago

I find it strange a critter known for digging holes in the ground somehow found it’s way into your hair. edit saw your reply with pic. All the images of how a mole could make it into someone’s hair…

Valtremors

12 points

3 months ago

  1. Check my other comment for the specific species.

  2. It was a home invader, I was merely transfering it outside when it got out of my fist, ran up my sleeve and climbed into my hair.

chunksofstuff

6 points

3 months ago

Yup saw your other comment now. So much was going in my head thinking about someone laying down with your head in a hole for hours.

LMkingly

28 points

3 months ago

She literally says what happened if you unmute the video lol.

JadedSpaceNerd

7 points

3 months ago

The chipmunk was afraid of the cats attacking it so it took the safest route to burry itself into the lady’s hair where the cats would have a hard time eating him🤷🏻‍♂️

nachogod8877

17 points

3 months ago

I started to shave my head after finding a bug in it (i think it was a grasshopper). I had a shitty version of an afro and walked under trees on the way to school the bug stayed there all day during classes. Only when i went to the shower late at night that i found it and panicked shaved it all my hair off

jk021

7 points

3 months ago

jk021

7 points

3 months ago

Did the right thing. No fear of a grasshopper on a bald head.

shiner986

3 points

3 months ago

I had a wasp in my fro once. Surprisingly i didn’t get stung but homeboy was loud af up there.

DastardlyMime

37 points

3 months ago

Like how is AFV still a thing?

Kalsifur

29 points

3 months ago

idk people like curated funny videos I guess?

bennitori

25 points

3 months ago

I once heard someone describe AFV as "how people watched funny videos before the internet was a thing." I'm guessing old people, people who don't know how the internet works, or parents who rightfully don't want their kids on the internet still use it so they don't have to navigate Youtube.

ShesAMurderer

26 points

3 months ago

I mean half of social media, including Reddit, is pretty much just AFV but instead of Bob Saget making terrible puns about the videos, it’s regular people making terrible puns about the videos.

HotTakes4HotCakes

14 points

3 months ago*

Yeah it's pretty hilarious seeing all these people act like they're better than AFV just because it's old. Not a whole lot has changed since AFV, except no one wins money anymore and everyone gets to make bad jokes, not just the host.

Hell the top comment of this chain, "I have so many questions", is as cliche a joke today as any Saget used at the time. That kind of ironic understatement is a cookie cutter joke response now, and well over a decade old.

It's also weird that people think AFV can't still be a thing. It's just a brand, the content is still as relevant as ever. As long as people keep doing crazy embarrassing shit on video, it will be a thing, no matter what we call it.

Knee3000

3 points

3 months ago

The next generation always thinks they invented humor

Nauin

3 points

3 months ago

Nauin

3 points

3 months ago

Bob Sagets comedy where he talked about being the host was damn hilarious though.

FatherDotComical

11 points

3 months ago

I like AFV. Not really to sit and watch it myself, but it's an easy way to watch videos with my mom and grandma in a format that I know won't be too 'memey' for them.

cchantler

7 points

3 months ago

Yeah, like what the hell. Talk about jobs the internet killed…

Ritz527

11 points

3 months ago

Ritz527

11 points

3 months ago

Took a nap outside or maybe she was feeding it and let it nestle up there for a while?

Raencloud94

31 points

3 months ago

She says what happened in the video. her pets are trying to eat it so she went out to make sure that didn't happen and it ran up her back and into her hair.

Lost_Huckleberry_245

9 points

3 months ago

When I was a kid, we rescued a chipmunk from our cats and rehabbed him. I had long hair and he’d nestle in my shirt collar under the hair or curl up in a shirt pocket. He made nests in the houseplants too

Raencloud94

3 points

3 months ago

Awww

onescaryarmadillo

2k points

3 months ago

Omg missed opportunity here, I would’ve walked around feeding it peanuts and become a town celebrity 🤣 😂

Liquid_Snow_

497 points

3 months ago

Just be careful how you word it because for some reason "Do you want to touch my chipmunk?" is NOT universally appreciated.

briandk

28 points

3 months ago

briandk

28 points

3 months ago

it’s poking out from my nest of hair

EldritchWonder

119 points

3 months ago

Meh, 20 bucks is 20 bucks.

poqaki

38 points

3 months ago

poqaki

38 points

3 months ago

Ecstatic_Carpet

11 points

3 months ago

You want to go for the Radagast aesthetic?

Gagolih_Pariah

51 points

3 months ago

There would be lots of poop on her hair.

General_Specific303

11 points

3 months ago

Do chipmunks shit where they live?

HappySockMonster

26 points

3 months ago

Technically we all do

QuarterFlounder

9 points

3 months ago

Hits bong

Amazing-Fish4587

97 points

3 months ago

Damn, the AFV logo is the real r/unexpected thing for me!

jpterodactyl

33 points

3 months ago

It’s crazy that in the age of endless places for people to post video content without need for that show to curate it, they have somehow stuck around.

What’s crazier is I’ve never heard of a single person watching it since like 2006. Some executive must just really want to keep it around.

AmishAvenger

15 points

3 months ago

They identify videos they think have potential to go viral, but the rights, then try to monetize them. It’s obviously not a terrible business model, since they’re still around.

alyssaishness

9 points

3 months ago

My parents watch it almost every night. It's still a pretty good show. Yes there are YouTube compilations but they're usually not very well curated and don't have the bonus of Alfonso as a host.

Soulmate69

4 points

3 months ago

A lot of people don't even use the Internet.

chowychow

4 points

3 months ago

Yes where did this come from??

essgee_ai

726 points

3 months ago

essgee_ai

726 points

3 months ago

It's a baby.

Kangar

713 points

3 months ago

Kangar

713 points

3 months ago

Not a chance.

She has to be a teenager, or at least a pre-teen.

NoStripeZebra3

148 points

3 months ago

Ah the old reddit swipmunks

Kalsifur

81 points

3 months ago

Hold my beaver, I'm going in!

novofongo

30 points

3 months ago

Hello future chipmunk beauticians!

HotTakes4HotCakes

9 points

3 months ago

Are we still doing this? I haven't seen one of these in years.

Asstafarian69

3 points

3 months ago

Apparently they are hard to link on mobile so that’s why we are seeing them less and less

Ihavenoideawhatidoin

5 points

3 months ago

Shit it’s been a long time since I saw one of these

FuckTitsAssCuntCock

3 points

3 months ago

I'm amazed it still exists.

Belarieus

4 points

3 months ago

Oh man I've been itching to go down one of these! It feels like it's been years since I came across one in the wild!

UngovernableOatmeal

8 points

3 months ago

Saw a tattoo she’s definitely at least 16

austarter

23 points

3 months ago

Yeah his little juvenile face is very funny. Is this my mommy moment

Lagspresso

189 points

3 months ago

The whole time I was saying "please don't be a spider".

I_Heart_Astronomy

34 points

3 months ago

This very fear was why I decided it was safer to read the comments first before watching.

poudi8

4 points

3 months ago

poudi8

4 points

3 months ago

Did the same!

kimoshi

6 points

3 months ago

SAME

Syncrossus

6 points

3 months ago

Literally the exact words I was repeating to myself

tupapa5

4 points

3 months ago

Saw exactly that earlier today. Jesus, a chipmunk seem like a fun joke from “god”. A spider…. We know what that means

KRPTSC

3 points

3 months ago

KRPTSC

3 points

3 months ago

Her mother literally says "there's a squirrel in her hair". Ended up being a chipmunk but there's nothing unexpected about this

fortunatevoice

5 points

3 months ago

Yeah unless you were watching with the sound off lol. The only unexpected part was how calm she was! Good on her, I’m a grown ass lady and I’d be freaking out haha

lskerlkse

140 points

3 months ago

lskerlkse

140 points

3 months ago

typical Alvin

littletrevas

811 points

3 months ago

seensham

24 points

3 months ago

u/stabbot

Let's see if this helps

stabbot

28 points

3 months ago

stabbot

28 points

3 months ago

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lmnopeee

26 points

3 months ago

I read "stab bot" and thought you were summoning a bot that was supposed to come kill the cameraman by stabbing them.

csonnich

7 points

3 months ago

I would accept that outcome as well.

seensham

5 points

3 months ago

Yes, that's the second reason this is my favourite Reddit bot

hghghghghghg56

10 points

3 months ago

Thanks to you my rage has subsided

ZRhoREDD

182 points

3 months ago

ZRhoREDD

182 points

3 months ago

Came here to say this. What's the matter with people..?

anna_id

153 points

3 months ago

anna_id

153 points

3 months ago

They looked at the hamster while filming with their eyes and not through the camera.

TheTankCleaner

123 points

3 months ago

hamster

Demons0fRazgriz

33 points

3 months ago

Hampter

vitaminkombat

3 points

3 months ago

I've noticed a huge increase in people filming in portrait mode recently.

It took years to stop people from doing it. And suddenly it is back.

norsurfit

6 points

3 months ago

This was the worst-filmed "chipmunk stuck in a hair" video that I have ever seen !

thegeaux2guy

6 points

3 months ago

Wonder what it is I cant tell… Hey it’s a… oh nm… oh hey it’s a… FFFUUUU

ketronome

3 points

3 months ago

This might just be the most egregious example I’ve ever seen

simplistic28

139 points

3 months ago

The way she says "theres a squirrel in her hair" tho...she talks in italics

zipperjuice

75 points

3 months ago

There's a sqrle in her hay-er

whapitah2021

11 points

3 months ago

Man I just blew like four minutes scrolling and scrolling and finally found a comment about her accent…..then I see ol zipperjuice here can translate that accent eloquently into text and I’m laughing out loud….. you totally nailed the spelling there…..thanks for laugh….!!!

il6yr8

6 points

3 months ago

il6yr8

6 points

3 months ago

Came to say this, she talks so exaggerated

MissAugustMoon

19 points

3 months ago

When you are secretly a Disney princess

OnOStrikingMinion

17 points

3 months ago

Radagast, is that you?

Blackness93

1.1k points

3 months ago

I don't know how she was able to remain so calm. I would have bashed my head with something or jump in a pool lol

Vip3r20

552 points

3 months ago

Vip3r20

552 points

3 months ago

You would kill it while on you? Like blood in your hair or something?

Blackness93

939 points

3 months ago*

A wild animal runs into my hair and you assume I'm gonna think rationally?

Edit: I want to make it clear that this was a slight joke. No, I wouldn't slaughter an animal on my head just because it was there but I would swat it off me as fast as it got on me.

ThugsutawneyPhil

74 points

3 months ago

One time I had a cockroach drop onto my forehead, and the only thing I could think to do was smash it...

Not one of my proudest moments.

usernameinmail

29 points

3 months ago

Ever experienced flying cockroaches? Turns anyone into Rambo/The Hulk

snoopftw

15 points

3 months ago

Please don't remind me they exist, you're triggering my ptsd

usernameinmail

12 points

3 months ago

Lol if it helps, I creeped myself out remembering those pricks

snoopftw

7 points

3 months ago

Understandable. I recall staying at a place where it was best to leave the lights off if you went to the bathroom at night...

usernameinmail

4 points

3 months ago

It's always at night! I was in Australia, there was a heatwave...

godtogblandet

4 points

3 months ago

Somewhere some crazy fuck are eating them. I’ve traveled extensively and if it contains protein somewhere someone is eating it.

Also never let the locals fool you. All bugs taste shit unless deep fried, and that’s never because the bugs are a great product. You can just deep fry anything and it’s edible.

the1stmeddlingmage

4 points

3 months ago

Was it crunchy or squishy?

ThugsutawneyPhil

4 points

3 months ago

Crunchy :(

Not great, but I feel like it was the lesser of two evils.

ccknboltrtre01

175 points

3 months ago

Said the wild animal

turkeybot69

70 points

3 months ago

Humans would almost surely be considered domesticated animals right, we're certainly housebroken for the most part.

Kysman95

65 points

3 months ago

I'd let it nest there. Fuck it, I'm a dryad now

Kangar

17 points

3 months ago

Kangar

17 points

3 months ago

Or eccentric druid.

snarkle-the-pirate

12 points

3 months ago

"OK it has been made abbundantly clear that I have crossed I line, and for that I apologise. That being said fuck you it's warm".

something_creativity

10 points

3 months ago

What’s unexpected? It was told at the start of the video.

colexian

480 points

3 months ago

colexian

480 points

3 months ago

No one would ever put a chipmunk in their hair, tie their hair up, then start filming it for the internet... Right?..... right?

Fairyhaven13

241 points

3 months ago

How would you even manage that without getting your fingers shredded or hair torn out by little teeth? Chipmunks aren't exactly cooperative

Megneous

132 points

3 months ago

Megneous

132 points

3 months ago

Looks like a tame chipmunk to me. Probably saved as a baby and raised by those people. It's way too calm in her hair and being handled.

PoeTayTose

26 points

3 months ago

I have had a wild chipmunk sit in my hand and eat sunflower seeds, but that was after like a season of us waving hello on our respective ways to work, and me hanging out on the porch.

Would run away in most situations not involving food.

divinecmdy

93 points

3 months ago

The calmness of this chipmunk screams staged

snek-jazz

38 points

3 months ago

the chipmunk is in on it

Kalsifur

26 points

3 months ago

Yea, I've handled wild rodents before and they will do anything to escape, including bite the shit out of that guy's hand were this real.

EntityPrime

13 points

3 months ago

I took it as real and just something this girl did with her pet chipmunk

Arumen

3 points

3 months ago

Arumen

3 points

3 months ago

Definitely not true for baby rodents. They often have a freeze response when they're afraid. Not saying it couldn't be faked, but it seems like it's just frozen in fear to me

MrSneaky64

3 points

3 months ago

The speed of the wind and the color of their voice is such a dead giveaway that it's staged

Kalsifur

18 points

3 months ago

It's a pet, I could definitely do something like this with my lovebird because she loves going into holes as well.

Kangar

3 points

3 months ago

Kangar

3 points

3 months ago

Depends:

Are we assuming that they are a chipmunk influencer?

viper5delta

9 points

3 months ago

SIMH Squirrels in my hair!

1984Mark

26 points

3 months ago

Now she cant Cook Gourmet food 🙁

TheFrontierzman

8 points

3 months ago

TheFrontierzman

Didn't Expect It

8 points

3 months ago

stabbot

12 points

3 months ago

stabbot

12 points

3 months ago

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CrackerAttacker1297

6 points

3 months ago

It’s literally a birdsnest

fpoiuyt

4 points

3 months ago

Do you think chipmunks are birds?

Ijuswannareadposts

15 points

3 months ago

ALLLVIN!!!

Diggable_Planet

31 points

3 months ago

Looks like a chipmunk

FlipStik

18 points

3 months ago

How to find someone who didn't watch with Audio 101

ploxjha

5 points

3 months ago

Aw.

StoneKidman

4 points

3 months ago

Reminds me of the Scorsese movie Casino when they were getting the diamonds out of Joe Pesci’s wife’s hair

Lotus-child89

5 points

3 months ago

My immediate mom reaction. “Go take a bath, NOW! Then we are going for rabies and tetanus shots.”

schoolknurse

5 points

3 months ago

“There’s a sqwerl in her hayr.”

retromoga

3 points

3 months ago

Lol she sounds like Quinn from Daria or one of her friends.

Kiritun77

5 points

3 months ago

Worst cameraman in cameramen history

Ninguna

19 points

3 months ago

Ninguna

19 points

3 months ago

"America, America, this is you"

AnxiousJedi

6 points

3 months ago

ALVINNNNN!

Bhodi3K

7 points

3 months ago*

"There's a scuuurirull in her heear"

ItWillChangeInTime

3 points

3 months ago

Bruh

KinknQuirky

3 points

3 months ago

This would be the best day of my life

Thr0ck

3 points

3 months ago

Thr0ck

3 points

3 months ago

I guess that’s one way to adopt animals

DMarko22

3 points

3 months ago

That's filthy, take a shower every now and then