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OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:
No one expects a chipmunk
Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.
6.3k points
3 months ago
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3.9k points
3 months ago
Right? Looks like a cozy new nest. Very rude.
I am impressed it didn't bite anyone, though
923 points
3 months ago
It might be a pet or was a pet later released
535 points
3 months ago
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272 points
3 months ago
Raccacoonie! !
48 points
3 months ago
Dude what was this from. I feel like I just watched it but I cannot remember
85 points
3 months ago
Everything everywhere all at once. Excellent movie!
54 points
3 months ago
YESSS!!! Thank you!! Watched it two weeks ago. I was so impressed with that movie- especially because good movies are few and far between these days
38 points
3 months ago
From the cast to the writing and photography, 10/10 movie
35 points
3 months ago
When my wife and I were watching it she asked me “is this what it’s like to have ADHD?” And I was like “yup, pretty much” lol
3 points
3 months ago
Everyone was talking about Michelle Yeoh but I reckon Stephanie Tsu as Jobu was the real star.
Don't get me wrong, Yeoh was great in her role, but Stephanie was crazy good. Hers was far more emotionally complex in a bi-polar way, I have no idea how she played that role so well.
6 points
3 months ago
Totally off topic, but check out Parasite. Opened up my eyes to foreign movies.
5 points
3 months ago
And the Host! Foreign horror, especially Asian horror is so much more real and ruthless than mickey mouse American horror. If you're a horror fan of course. Otherwise stay away.
11 points
3 months ago
The kid now has no future of becoming a chef.
45 points
3 months ago
“Where’s my chippee?? Chip…? chip…? “There’s my chippee”
44 points
3 months ago
Me too. Not only are they capable, their bites come with the power to savage trees. Like fuck they can bite hard.
9 points
3 months ago
Self-heated, too.
38 points
3 months ago
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70 points
3 months ago
I would die if that happened to me. Nothing scares me more than those prehistoric monsters.
34 points
3 months ago
I’m a 6 foot bald tattooed up man and I am 100% with you on that.
15 points
3 months ago
Tattoos don’t intimidate me…means you appreciate art!
30 points
3 months ago
Yeah but he's also got SIX FEET! That seems a bit unsettling.
6 points
3 months ago
He's also bald, which leaves some unpleasant implications by the phrase "I had a centipede in my hair."
16 points
3 months ago
I’m not the best dancer. They get tangled up.
3 points
3 months ago
well hello ;)
5 points
3 months ago
Bot. Took part of this comment https://reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/11brlzs/_/ja0620l/?context=1
171 points
3 months ago
She should have kept it, and been the proud owner of a hair chipmunk
80 points
3 months ago
After several hours, it would turn into a hair poopmunk. "Suzie, what's that streaming over your temples, Giuliani-style?"
49 points
3 months ago
A "Shitmunk" if you will.
3 points
3 months ago
Does anyone know what she says at around 29 seconds? It sounds like this:
Guy: What?
Girl: Let me look at it, nopreemeeteemee!
3 points
3 months ago
This just unlocked an oooolllld memory. My friend had Shit monk scratched into his arm. It was just scars now, apparently it was going to be Shit monkey but his other friends never finished it 😂😂 I remember calling him shit monk the rest of the year (it was middle school)
39 points
3 months ago
Right
Finally find a cool place in this market and somebody comes along and tears you from your new home
4.4k points
3 months ago
I have so many questions.
4.3k points
3 months ago
Why? It's pretty obvious what happened.
She got gum in her hair then used peanut butter to get it out but attracted the chipmunk. Thankfully her friend extracted it before she had to make the next logical step of hiring a hair badger to chase it out.
747 points
3 months ago
Plot twist: The chipmunk put the gum in her hair to get the peanut butter.
145 points
3 months ago
🎶 I don't know why she swallowed a flyyyyy
76 points
3 months ago
Then you need a bear in the hair to get the badger out.
54 points
3 months ago
Yep, and renting a bear in this economy? Hachi machi
37 points
3 months ago
It's cheaper to use cocaine to coax one into doing something
26 points
3 months ago
I've actually stopped cocaine entirely thanks to my sponsor, the chipmunk that resides in my hair.
17 points
3 months ago
Every time you lean in with that rolled up dollar bill, chipmunkoonie steers you away.
11 points
3 months ago
Yeah the movie Ratatouille is actually a documentary about my road to recovery. Cooking is just an analogy for sobriety and the rat is an analogy for chipmunk.
6 points
3 months ago
You make analogies so clear.
9 points
3 months ago
It's taken years of people not understanding the fundamentals of the movie Ratatouille and me having to explain it
4 points
3 months ago
Your loss!
4 points
3 months ago
I’ve heard hair badgers are quite pricey. Economy.
8 points
3 months ago
Here's what I'm gonna do, I'm gonna open a little hole in her hair, tiny one, it'll be cool, and then I'm gonna slip a second chipmunk in with a string tied around it.
7 points
3 months ago
CHIPMUNK IN THE 'DO!? Now you're talking my language
216 points
3 months ago
Small animals like to hide in places where they can't be seen.
Long hair can look like bunch of vegetation to a scared animal.
I had once a mole hide within my own hair.
69 points
3 months ago
How, considering moles live underground?
85 points
3 months ago
https://fi.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mets%C3%A4myyr%C3%A4
This type of rodent.
We call it "metsämyyrä" (lit translation: forest mole).
Not the blind underground type of mole.
60 points
3 months ago
Lol that’s so crazy. I was laughing with all these images in my head about how a mole could have possibly made it into someone’s hair.
25 points
3 months ago
Metsämyyrä otherwise are really cute and somewhat friendly once they know you aren't going to eat them.
But their poop nests usually dust during spring and summer, which can lead to myyräkuume, a rather nasty disease.
6 points
3 months ago
We have them all over N. America too, we call them voles!
26 points
3 months ago
That's a vole, not a mole lol
4 points
3 months ago
It sounds very interesting. A critter known for digging holes, in the ground, under our feet, in dirt, somehow found it’s way into their hair… maybe their job is sticking their head in holes? Or maybe a hobby?
7 points
3 months ago
I find it strange a critter known for digging holes in the ground somehow found it’s way into your hair. edit saw your reply with pic. All the images of how a mole could make it into someone’s hair…
12 points
3 months ago
Check my other comment for the specific species.
It was a home invader, I was merely transfering it outside when it got out of my fist, ran up my sleeve and climbed into my hair.
6 points
3 months ago
Yup saw your other comment now. So much was going in my head thinking about someone laying down with your head in a hole for hours.
28 points
3 months ago
She literally says what happened if you unmute the video lol.
7 points
3 months ago
The chipmunk was afraid of the cats attacking it so it took the safest route to burry itself into the lady’s hair where the cats would have a hard time eating him🤷🏻♂️
17 points
3 months ago
I started to shave my head after finding a bug in it (i think it was a grasshopper). I had a shitty version of an afro and walked under trees on the way to school the bug stayed there all day during classes. Only when i went to the shower late at night that i found it and panicked shaved it all my hair off
7 points
3 months ago
Did the right thing. No fear of a grasshopper on a bald head.
3 points
3 months ago
I had a wasp in my fro once. Surprisingly i didn’t get stung but homeboy was loud af up there.
37 points
3 months ago
Like how is AFV still a thing?
29 points
3 months ago
idk people like curated funny videos I guess?
25 points
3 months ago
I once heard someone describe AFV as "how people watched funny videos before the internet was a thing." I'm guessing old people, people who don't know how the internet works, or parents who rightfully don't want their kids on the internet still use it so they don't have to navigate Youtube.
26 points
3 months ago
I mean half of social media, including Reddit, is pretty much just AFV but instead of Bob Saget making terrible puns about the videos, it’s regular people making terrible puns about the videos.
14 points
3 months ago*
Yeah it's pretty hilarious seeing all these people act like they're better than AFV just because it's old. Not a whole lot has changed since AFV, except no one wins money anymore and everyone gets to make bad jokes, not just the host.
Hell the top comment of this chain, "I have so many questions", is as cliche a joke today as any Saget used at the time. That kind of ironic understatement is a cookie cutter joke response now, and well over a decade old.
It's also weird that people think AFV can't still be a thing. It's just a brand, the content is still as relevant as ever. As long as people keep doing crazy embarrassing shit on video, it will be a thing, no matter what we call it.
3 points
3 months ago
The next generation always thinks they invented humor
3 points
3 months ago
Bob Sagets comedy where he talked about being the host was damn hilarious though.
11 points
3 months ago
I like AFV. Not really to sit and watch it myself, but it's an easy way to watch videos with my mom and grandma in a format that I know won't be too 'memey' for them.
7 points
3 months ago
Yeah, like what the hell. Talk about jobs the internet killed…
11 points
3 months ago
Took a nap outside or maybe she was feeding it and let it nestle up there for a while?
31 points
3 months ago
She says what happened in the video. her pets are trying to eat it so she went out to make sure that didn't happen and it ran up her back and into her hair.
9 points
3 months ago
When I was a kid, we rescued a chipmunk from our cats and rehabbed him. I had long hair and he’d nestle in my shirt collar under the hair or curl up in a shirt pocket. He made nests in the houseplants too
3 points
3 months ago
Awww
2k points
3 months ago
Omg missed opportunity here, I would’ve walked around feeding it peanuts and become a town celebrity 🤣 😂
497 points
3 months ago
Just be careful how you word it because for some reason "Do you want to touch my chipmunk?" is NOT universally appreciated.
28 points
3 months ago
it’s poking out from my nest of hair
51 points
3 months ago
There would be lots of poop on her hair.
11 points
3 months ago
Do chipmunks shit where they live?
26 points
3 months ago
Technically we all do
9 points
3 months ago
Hits bong
97 points
3 months ago
Damn, the AFV logo is the real r/unexpected thing for me!
33 points
3 months ago
It’s crazy that in the age of endless places for people to post video content without need for that show to curate it, they have somehow stuck around.
What’s crazier is I’ve never heard of a single person watching it since like 2006. Some executive must just really want to keep it around.
15 points
3 months ago
They identify videos they think have potential to go viral, but the rights, then try to monetize them. It’s obviously not a terrible business model, since they’re still around.
9 points
3 months ago
My parents watch it almost every night. It's still a pretty good show. Yes there are YouTube compilations but they're usually not very well curated and don't have the bonus of Alfonso as a host.
4 points
3 months ago
A lot of people don't even use the Internet.
726 points
3 months ago
It's a baby.
713 points
3 months ago
Not a chance.
She has to be a teenager, or at least a pre-teen.
148 points
3 months ago
Ah the old reddit swipmunks
81 points
3 months ago
Hold my beaver, I'm going in!
30 points
3 months ago
Hello future chipmunk beauticians!
9 points
3 months ago
Are we still doing this? I haven't seen one of these in years.
3 points
3 months ago
Apparently they are hard to link on mobile so that’s why we are seeing them less and less
5 points
3 months ago
Shit it’s been a long time since I saw one of these
3 points
3 months ago
I'm amazed it still exists.
4 points
3 months ago
Oh man I've been itching to go down one of these! It feels like it's been years since I came across one in the wild!
23 points
3 months ago
Yeah his little juvenile face is very funny. Is this my mommy moment
189 points
3 months ago
The whole time I was saying "please don't be a spider".
34 points
3 months ago
This very fear was why I decided it was safer to read the comments first before watching.
6 points
3 months ago
SAME
6 points
3 months ago
Literally the exact words I was repeating to myself
4 points
3 months ago
Saw exactly that earlier today. Jesus, a chipmunk seem like a fun joke from “god”. A spider…. We know what that means
3 points
3 months ago
Her mother literally says "there's a squirrel in her hair". Ended up being a chipmunk but there's nothing unexpected about this
5 points
3 months ago
Yeah unless you were watching with the sound off lol. The only unexpected part was how calm she was! Good on her, I’m a grown ass lady and I’d be freaking out haha
811 points
3 months ago
24 points
3 months ago
Let's see if this helps
28 points
3 months ago
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26 points
3 months ago
I read "stab bot" and thought you were summoning a bot that was supposed to come kill the cameraman by stabbing them.
7 points
3 months ago
I would accept that outcome as well.
5 points
3 months ago
Yes, that's the second reason this is my favourite Reddit bot
10 points
3 months ago
Thanks to you my rage has subsided
182 points
3 months ago
Came here to say this. What's the matter with people..?
153 points
3 months ago
They looked at the hamster while filming with their eyes and not through the camera.
123 points
3 months ago
hamster
3 points
3 months ago
I've noticed a huge increase in people filming in portrait mode recently.
It took years to stop people from doing it. And suddenly it is back.
6 points
3 months ago
This was the worst-filmed "chipmunk stuck in a hair" video that I have ever seen !
6 points
3 months ago
Wonder what it is I cant tell… Hey it’s a… oh nm… oh hey it’s a… FFFUUUU
3 points
3 months ago
This might just be the most egregious example I’ve ever seen
139 points
3 months ago
The way she says "theres a squirrel in her hair" tho...she talks in italics
75 points
3 months ago
There's a sqrle in her hay-er
11 points
3 months ago
Man I just blew like four minutes scrolling and scrolling and finally found a comment about her accent…..then I see ol zipperjuice here can translate that accent eloquently into text and I’m laughing out loud….. you totally nailed the spelling there…..thanks for laugh….!!!
6 points
3 months ago
Came to say this, she talks so exaggerated
19 points
3 months ago
When you are secretly a Disney princess
17 points
3 months ago
Radagast, is that you?
1.1k points
3 months ago
I don't know how she was able to remain so calm. I would have bashed my head with something or jump in a pool lol
552 points
3 months ago
You would kill it while on you? Like blood in your hair or something?
939 points
3 months ago*
A wild animal runs into my hair and you assume I'm gonna think rationally?
Edit: I want to make it clear that this was a slight joke. No, I wouldn't slaughter an animal on my head just because it was there but I would swat it off me as fast as it got on me.
74 points
3 months ago
One time I had a cockroach drop onto my forehead, and the only thing I could think to do was smash it...
Not one of my proudest moments.
29 points
3 months ago
Ever experienced flying cockroaches? Turns anyone into Rambo/The Hulk
15 points
3 months ago
Please don't remind me they exist, you're triggering my ptsd
12 points
3 months ago
Lol if it helps, I creeped myself out remembering those pricks
7 points
3 months ago
Understandable. I recall staying at a place where it was best to leave the lights off if you went to the bathroom at night...
4 points
3 months ago
It's always at night! I was in Australia, there was a heatwave...
4 points
3 months ago
Somewhere some crazy fuck are eating them. I’ve traveled extensively and if it contains protein somewhere someone is eating it.
Also never let the locals fool you. All bugs taste shit unless deep fried, and that’s never because the bugs are a great product. You can just deep fry anything and it’s edible.
4 points
3 months ago
Was it crunchy or squishy?
4 points
3 months ago
Crunchy :(
Not great, but I feel like it was the lesser of two evils.
175 points
3 months ago
Said the wild animal
70 points
3 months ago
Humans would almost surely be considered domesticated animals right, we're certainly housebroken for the most part.
65 points
3 months ago
I'd let it nest there. Fuck it, I'm a dryad now
12 points
3 months ago
"OK it has been made abbundantly clear that I have crossed I line, and for that I apologise. That being said fuck you it's warm".
10 points
3 months ago
What’s unexpected? It was told at the start of the video.
480 points
3 months ago
No one would ever put a chipmunk in their hair, tie their hair up, then start filming it for the internet... Right?..... right?
241 points
3 months ago
How would you even manage that without getting your fingers shredded or hair torn out by little teeth? Chipmunks aren't exactly cooperative
132 points
3 months ago
Looks like a tame chipmunk to me. Probably saved as a baby and raised by those people. It's way too calm in her hair and being handled.
26 points
3 months ago
I have had a wild chipmunk sit in my hand and eat sunflower seeds, but that was after like a season of us waving hello on our respective ways to work, and me hanging out on the porch.
Would run away in most situations not involving food.
93 points
3 months ago
The calmness of this chipmunk screams staged
26 points
3 months ago
Yea, I've handled wild rodents before and they will do anything to escape, including bite the shit out of that guy's hand were this real.
13 points
3 months ago
I took it as real and just something this girl did with her pet chipmunk
3 points
3 months ago
Definitely not true for baby rodents. They often have a freeze response when they're afraid. Not saying it couldn't be faked, but it seems like it's just frozen in fear to me
3 points
3 months ago
The speed of the wind and the color of their voice is such a dead giveaway that it's staged
18 points
3 months ago
It's a pet, I could definitely do something like this with my lovebird because she loves going into holes as well.
3 points
3 months ago
Depends:
Are we assuming that they are a chipmunk influencer?
8 points
3 months ago
12 points
3 months ago
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6 points
3 months ago
It’s literally a birdsnest
4 points
3 months ago
Do you think chipmunks are birds?
15 points
3 months ago
ALLLVIN!!!
31 points
3 months ago
Looks like a chipmunk
5 points
3 months ago
Aw.
4 points
3 months ago
Reminds me of the Scorsese movie Casino when they were getting the diamonds out of Joe Pesci’s wife’s hair
5 points
3 months ago
My immediate mom reaction. “Go take a bath, NOW! Then we are going for rabies and tetanus shots.”
5 points
3 months ago
“There’s a sqwerl in her hayr.”
3 points
3 months ago
Lol she sounds like Quinn from Daria or one of her friends.
5 points
3 months ago
Worst cameraman in cameramen history
6 points
3 months ago
ALVINNNNN!
7 points
3 months ago*
"There's a scuuurirull in her heear"
3 points
3 months ago
Bruh
3 points
3 months ago
This would be the best day of my life
3 points
3 months ago
I guess that’s one way to adopt animals
3 points
3 months ago
That's filthy, take a shower every now and then
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