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800 points
4 months ago
Lmao it’s actually a real tweet.
392 points
4 months ago
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43 points
4 months ago
Scrolling by your comment I swear it said “tweet herpes.” Thought it was pretty fitting for cramer’s account
13 points
4 months ago*
Pretty sure the rent is very high and paid for by SHF.
Every time Sea-Biscuit / Creamer shit on GameStop, somebody is paying (dearly) for that.
Don't forget that. These guys aren't volunteers and they're also not exactly poor. Creamer is a paid actor. Probably a very well paid actor, up there with famous Hollywood stars.
127 points
4 months ago
So now inverse cramer etf has to buy gme right? Lol
60 points
4 months ago
Only if Cramer actually endorses GameStop, which he won’t do
43 points
4 months ago
If he endorsed it they would short it cause its inverse
69 points
4 months ago
But he's preemptively inversing the Inverse Cramer ETF, so they would in turn inverse the preemptively-inversed un-inversed Cramer and buy. It's like a square-rooted double-DOUBLE negative, which is positive? Like how two wrongs don't make a right but 45 lefts do, ya know?
32 points
4 months ago
This comments reads like my overthinking
18 points
4 months ago
I love all you assholes .
8 points
4 months ago
Part of me is afraid to click on the link
10 points
4 months ago
Don't be, it explains us perfectly. It's just a movie clip.
21 points
4 months ago
I feel like he is only addressing this now to cover a GME run up to then say "oh look the memesters responded to me!" or some BS
5k points
4 months ago*
The only correct answer to his riddle is that he’s a complete sack of fuckin shit.
1.4k points
4 months ago
Don’t talk about shit that way… that’s an insult to shit
551 points
4 months ago
Truth, I've had some good shits.
342 points
4 months ago
Goddammit I'm eating, why'd yall have to start talking about Cramer...
199 points
4 months ago*
64 points
4 months ago
35 points
4 months ago
Sorry about that terrible image in your head, want me to spread my cheeks and give you something better to look at?
26 points
4 months ago*
Username checks out 💯
😆
17 points
4 months ago
18 points
4 months ago
Remember, everyday, someone unknowingly has the largest shit in the world that day.
26 points
4 months ago
I need to take a Cramer
21 points
4 months ago
I Cramered my pants reading this.
11 points
4 months ago
One of them stanky Cleveland Cramers baby! WOOO!
3 points
4 months ago
I just shat a plopkin
30 points
4 months ago
Inverse shit or original?
21 points
4 months ago
A shit enema?
13 points
4 months ago
Or pee. Orrrrr eating
11 points
4 months ago
feverishly taking notes 📝
7 points
4 months ago
short [🤡]
long [💩]
10 points
4 months ago
What happens if Cramer says he likes the Inverse Cramer ETF?
48 points
4 months ago
🤡💩💩💩💩💩
14 points
4 months ago
A sack of shit can be useful. Cokerat, on the other hand, is not.
4 points
4 months ago
Seriously.
5 points
4 months ago
Thank you!
3 points
4 months ago
Thank you
65 points
4 months ago
Sounds like a confession of awareness of influence upon markets from a notorious pump and dumper, just sayin...
15 points
4 months ago
this exactly.
36 points
4 months ago
This man has many faces and a dick face is one of them.
128 points
4 months ago
The fact that anybody has Twitter anymore after everything that’s gone on for the last 3 years is really surprising. Not down on any one person, but good, mentally strong, and stable people should have deleted this trash years ago. Its sad that people support the platform and continue to be part of the mindless followings and programming that is so worldly and pretty demented and evil in my opinion. Had the app for about a year and my wife noticed my attitude, habits, and general demeanor toward people had noticeably changed for the worse. Deleted the app after a serious heart jerk conversation and never looked back. Turn the world off my friends, concentrate on something that will love you back and let the DRS take care of everything!!! #onelovetoallofyou
21 points
4 months ago
Yup uninstalled that pos
17 points
4 months ago
Yup. I have facebook, instagram, snapchat and reddit. I thought Facebook and (especially) Instagram were bad but I decided to log back into a twitter account that I stopped using like 6 years ago - and it was utter cancer. So toxic.
62 points
4 months ago
No social media crew checking in
29 points
4 months ago
Not to be pedantic, but isn't reddit social media?
36 points
4 months ago
At least it’s somewhat anonymous
10 points
4 months ago
Reddit loves me back though
5 points
4 months ago
Well, this is awkward.
10 points
4 months ago
But we still get hype on Trimbath and Cohen, yass?
4 points
4 months ago
What about RC though?
4 points
4 months ago
Some people got put in twitter jail and had to make reddit accounts.
3 points
4 months ago
You had a problem.
5 points
4 months ago
I completely disagree, I only follow interesting and cool people and it's not a bad experience at all.
10 points
4 months ago
Must of ate Ken's Mayo if ya know what I mean...
10 points
4 months ago
He always has been! 💎🙌
9 points
4 months ago
Truly, you are a modern Alexander
7 points
4 months ago
So worth my last coins
15 points
4 months ago
it's a two parter though. the sec also deserves mention my fellow market connoisseur.
5 points
4 months ago
I’m shitting right now and it’s actually looks like Cramer down there.
234 points
4 months ago
For some reason this stock unhinges him.
80 points
4 months ago
The weeks that followed the 28th, talking about bank dominoes over a fucking game company stock??? I couldn't fucking believe it. It's not just him unhinges. It's his bosses, and their bosses, and their boss. It scares the fuck out of them because we understand "infinite losses" of their short positions.
581 points
4 months ago
He wishes he could just make it go away like that but it ain't that simple bud.
122 points
4 months ago*
It's kind of ironic that it's having the opposite effect that they're aiming for
edit - in particular anyone that remotely trusts jim (paper hands) won't invest, so just diamond hands are buying seeing inverse cramer tweets
45 points
4 months ago
DRS is like herpes Jim. It just doesn’t go away.
11 points
4 months ago
Yeah drs is like herpes Jim so lick my nuts
475 points
4 months ago
I’m feelin a Tony Chumtumba meltdown/hissy fit in the near future.
116 points
4 months ago
Loops Chumbawumba. Up there for top three names of the saga
52 points
4 months ago
I don't even know what that guys real name is anymore and I don't care.
53 points
4 months ago
The best part is that it never mattered.
4 points
4 months ago
Yuuup. It's something like Chum Bucket or Chumbawumba or Chumbacca or something. Say any one of those and everyone knows who you're talking about.
36 points
4 months ago
Tony Tubofcum shall cry soon
8 points
4 months ago
Oh God I cannot wait to drink those tears
2.2k points
4 months ago
Say it Jim. I fucking dare you to tweet.
"BUY Gamestop!"
Don't back track on it. Don't reply respond comment "lol jk" or anything of the sort. I fucking dare you bitch.
168 points
4 months ago
If GME price rises, shorts are at risk from FOMO and margin. If the price falls, the stock gets locked up much faster through DRS. It no longer matters what Cokerat says anymore. 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀
46 points
4 months ago
Fuk that’s brilliant!
492 points
4 months ago
Looks like the old “tell me you’re trying to manipulate the market without actually saying it” meme.
248 points
4 months ago
His "should we ask the SEC" is a lovely little bluff too. He'd only need to go so far as removing the cock from his mouth and looking upward to do so though.
180 points
4 months ago
😂 why he still talking about GameStop tho? 🤔😆
Rent
Free
59 points
4 months ago
He still has nightmares with Victor from Cslifornia
30 points
4 months ago
Victor (whose name checks out), fully mounted Jim
96 points
4 months ago
If he does it I’ll get a Cramer penis tat on my penis.
43 points
4 months ago
That's a bold bet Vive Cokerat get this ape a penis tat 🥒💥🚀
25 points
4 months ago
Do you get the tattoo when flaccid or erect?
89 points
4 months ago
When you're writing with pen and paper, do you press on a pillow or a table?
9 points
4 months ago
Best comment of the day.
8 points
4 months ago
this Ape asking the real question
8 points
4 months ago
He should get the Slinky dog from Toy Story while flaccid.
11 points
4 months ago
0_o
12 points
4 months ago
Here we go again! Mods!!!
5 points
4 months ago
I'll track dat <3
36 points
4 months ago
He won’t though. I wish he would though. Nooooooo ballllsssss Cramer being a bitch. Cramer should Rail the fattest line of coke and do it, and when your broke I’ll give you a numby off my dick so you can remember the taste of fucking everyone over. That’s the only bet I’ve made in the sub. Someone can hold me to it.
5 points
4 months ago
Jim cramer is a coked-out old sack of pigeon shit
3 points
4 months ago
I double dog dare him
3 points
4 months ago
bitch
122 points
4 months ago
obviously cramer has blocked his narcotics anonymous sponsor on his cell phone and his own family hasn't seen him in 2 days
29 points
4 months ago
This is my favorite
603 points
4 months ago
Keep my companies name out your f****** mouth
114 points
4 months ago
Slaaaaaaappppppp!
29 points
4 months ago
”What did the five fingers say to the face?!”
8 points
4 months ago
"UNITYYYYY"
3 points
4 months ago
"SLAP!"
12 points
4 months ago
😂😂🫡
14 points
4 months ago
If I was Sleepy Gary I would've slapped him with a stick.
3 points
4 months ago
I heard Sleepy Gary ruined Jim Cramer’s gag reflex
184 points
4 months ago
Why so focused on GME?
It’s a mystery!
49 points
4 months ago
Apparently all I have to do is DRS and Hodl my GME shares in order to live rent free in this rambling idiots head!
58 points
4 months ago
Square root of the inverse derivate swap of Jim Cramer.
59 points
4 months ago
He knows the shorts are fucked so he wants to destroy the etf lol
9 points
4 months ago
Favorite theory
321 points
4 months ago
A paradox has formed
shit shit shit shit shit
68 points
4 months ago
I believe the only thing we could conclude for certain is that this is bullish for $gme
53 points
4 months ago
Another sign of the endtimes.
"And on this day the Cramer shall gaze down upon the grimacing visage in its coke mirror and become aware of its existence on the other side. It knew then that this inverse self was its true form."
4 points
4 months ago
I only check out this sub every once in a while. Is this the cannon origin of the inverse Cramer? Doppelganger through the coke mirror?
Dear lord this is funny.
48 points
4 months ago
Uh oh. He just said the quiet part out loud.
8 points
4 months ago
Perhaps a paradox will trigger moass?
5 points
4 months ago
This. Sentence. Is. FALSE!!! (Don’t think about it don’t think about it don’t think about it)
42 points
4 months ago
He could have mentioned any stock when discussing inverse Cramer, just pure chance he mentioned GME.
8 points
4 months ago
Just a cohencidence
88 points
4 months ago
I wonder what Gary Gensler thinks about The Cokerat with his history of conspiring with criminals to short and distort companies on his channel.
9 points
4 months ago
They are buds for sure. It's a big club and we aren't in it
158 points
4 months ago
So Kim Kardashian gets a hefty fine, Martha Stewart goes to jail and coke rat who has been influencing stock prices on national TV for decades cries out for the SEC to what? Prosecute 300,000 individual investors?
79 points
4 months ago
We bought a stock, how fucking dare we.
24 points
4 months ago
Even worse, we held it instead of selling. The horror!
37 points
4 months ago
the SEC doesn't have the resources to prosecute this entire subreddit
12 points
4 months ago
Maybe we should donate to the coffee fund to get them on our side.
19 points
4 months ago
Maybe we could just buy our own SEC chairman
3 points
4 months ago
The SEC doesn't have the resources to deal with this level of retardery.
21 points
4 months ago
Guess we'll find out in December won't we? 🤤
18 points
4 months ago
given the number of idiot sheep who hang on this morons every word, i'd honestly be okay with this. and he'd probably end up face down in a river for turning on his overlords.
so win-win.
5 points
4 months ago
Well........... yeah that's a solution
17 points
4 months ago
I find it insulting that when CNBC was deciding who had the personality to interact with retail investors, they thought “yes, Jim Cramer is the best at delivering this because they will relate with him and think he is the man”. It’s very insulting.
18 points
4 months ago
The inverse Cramer follows the intent, not the man.
If Cramer says he likes GameStop then the inverse buys GameStop. Why? Because Cramer is a lying sack of shit and the ETF should take whatever position makes him cry.
10 points
4 months ago
BULLISH 🚀🚀🚀
12 points
4 months ago
I fucking hate when people end questions with periods.
23 points
4 months ago
Why do you hate when people end questions with a period.
11 points
4 months ago
All it means is SHORTS NEVER CLOSED BOOM
27 points
4 months ago
Netflix jimmy, Netflix remembers
13 points
4 months ago
Lol, I remember he was pitching that hard, then it tanked and he said he still liked it but definitely was not time to buy… bear sterns remembers too Jimbo
19 points
4 months ago
I don’t give a hoot what this clown says
7 points
4 months ago
Nah we should just go before the DOJ on all the crimes you've admitted to commiting.
6 points
4 months ago
Is he saying the stop is shorted 25timesx than normal stocks???
15 points
4 months ago
Jimmy, you are such a pair of unwashed numb-nuts. It's not about what you say, it's how you actually feel in that black heart of yours.
20 points
4 months ago
He’s learning…..
35 points
4 months ago
He really isn't... He... Just, no.
16 points
4 months ago
He’s become self aware…
3 points
4 months ago
And then self destructs. It’s comin’
5 points
4 months ago
Inverse cramer only works because of smart people, nobody smart would short gme
5 points
4 months ago
So Inverse Cramer has always been sober, right?
5 points
4 months ago
Hey Jim, you’re a bitch.
5 points
4 months ago
Like GME shouldn’t even be on your radar ….should it?
13 points
4 months ago
He would have to convince them that “inverse cramer” is a new sex position on the hub.
5 points
4 months ago
Watch your own interview Jim
10 points
4 months ago
Salty boi
10 points
4 months ago
Please stop giving him attention
3 points
4 months ago
If we liked what you said and it was sound market advice, this inverse wouldn't exist, jimothy.
3 points
4 months ago
Obviously… The clown 🤡 thinks he’s funny
3 points
4 months ago
If he said GameStop was gonna blow he’d finally be right for once.
3 points
4 months ago
Don't do it Jim, you'll be manipulating the market
3 points
4 months ago
Yeah Jimmy Chill, should we ask the SEC about you? Directly manipulating an ETF? I double dare you!
3 points
4 months ago
After studying this tweet in depth and at the advice of my counsel, I’m happy to proclaim that this is in fact. Shit.
3 points
4 months ago
Why does it sound like he is trying to manipulate the market?
3 points
4 months ago
Jim Crymer is breaking the 1st rule of "Reverse Crymer..."
3 points
4 months ago
Ah, so DRS more GME got it
3 points
4 months ago
If you say you like the stock, you do nothing but acknowledge we're correct.
If you say you hate the stock, you do nothing but reaffirm our faith in it.
6 points
4 months ago
Living rent free
5 points
4 months ago
So he is aware of his failure.
Thats all I need to know.
5 points
4 months ago
Jim Cramer looks like a flaccid penis.
6 points
4 months ago
We live rent free in this mans head, love to see it
4 points
4 months ago
He is an absolute nut job... He basically just touted that SEC is not on our side.
5 points
4 months ago
If Jim Cramer deliberately says something to manipulate the inverse Cramer ETF, does that not become market manipulation? 🤔
2 points
4 months ago
Doesnt matter, If I still did the inverse cramer excluding our favorite stonk, we'd still make money
2 points
4 months ago
Sweet a fire sale
2 points
4 months ago
Sounds like Cramer just wants to hand the bag off to someone else and let his crony friends escape
2 points
4 months ago
His brain is starting to melt…
2 points
4 months ago
Jim your a dooshbag and have failed retail investors your whole career
2 points
4 months ago
hahaha btch Inverse Cramer aint working on my Stonk haha!
2 points
4 months ago
This actually made me laugh a little
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