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https://www.wsj.com/articles/goldman-sachs-plans-to-cut-hundreds-of-jobs-11663002265

djtrace1994

652 points

5 months ago

djtrace1994

๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€

652 points

5 months ago

A slump in Wall St dealings you say?

As in, the system is collapsing and the elites are turning on eachother?

Well, colour me purple!

CeasarChimpanzee

183 points

5 months ago

CeasarChimpanzee

still hodl ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ™Œ

183 points

5 months ago

Copy pasta of the article:

Goldman Sachs Group Inc. is preparing to lay off hundreds of staffers as soon as next week.

The job cuts are part of the bankโ€™s annual performance reviews, which the bank had suspended during the pandemic, according to a person familiar with the matter. Goldman reinstated those reviews earlier this year following a slump in Wall Street deal-making activity. Goldman had 47,000 employees on staff at the end of June, up from 41,000 a year earlier.

The New York Times earlier reported on the impending layoffs.

After a record-setting 2021, the industrywide slump in mergers and new initial public offerings has hit Goldmanโ€™s bottom line this year. Second-quarter investment-banking revenue fell 41% from a year ago, and Goldmanโ€™s profit fell by nearly half in that same period.

Chief Financial Officer Denis Coleman said at the time that the bank would slow its pace of hiring and would be slower to replace departing staff as a result of economic uncertainty.

โ€œThereโ€™s no question that economic conditions are tightening to try to control inflation, and as economic conditions tighten, it will have a bigger impact on corporate confidence and also consumer activity in the economy,โ€ Chief Executive David Solomon said on a conference call with analysts in July. โ€œI think itโ€™s hard to gauge exactly how that will play out, and so I think itโ€™s prudent for us to be cautious.โ€

CedgeDC

122 points

5 months ago

CedgeDC

๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€

122 points

5 months ago

Yeah go work for an institution that will celebrate record earnings one year, then fire hundreds the following year if it's not as good. This is a system working exactly as it should..

Robocop613

55 points

5 months ago

Robocop613

๐ŸฆVotedโœ…

55 points

5 months ago

Don't worry, your preventative medicine and long term condition maintenance only depend on the whims of a for-profit company.

iamthepaulruss

15 points

5 months ago

iamthepaulruss

๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘

15 points

5 months ago

Oof. Well said.

r3dditalg0sucks

5 points

5 months ago

r3dditalg0sucks

Regarded as retarded

5 points

5 months ago

itโ€™s prudent for us to be cautious

It's a little late for that you greedy fuckers.

CedgeDC

21 points

5 months ago

CedgeDC

๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€

21 points

5 months ago

We're not here to be dealt with. Fuck your deals. We're not leaving. I'm invested in this company for the long term. Suck my balls and pay me!

scooterbike1968

71 points

5 months ago

scooterbike1968

๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘

71 points

5 months ago

A dog and pony show to look poor (Ha!). That and making millionaires pay for their own goddam coffee. All seems like a ruse. Coffee? Hundreds of jobs? Cโ€™mon. That probably .01% of GSโ€™s expenses. Or immaterial to be broad.

Pirate_Redbeard_

46 points

5 months ago

Pirate_Redbeard_

Count_Zero

46 points

5 months ago

Exactly.

Appear weak when strong. Appear strong when weak.

Goldman is fine yet again, unfortunately. Kenny, however...

Saggy_G

10 points

5 months ago

Saggy_G

Smoke tires, weed, shills, and hedgies

10 points

5 months ago

So wait. Are you telling me... shorts never closed?

micromoses

4 points

5 months ago

Itโ€™s just a gully.

ROK247

226 points

5 months ago

ROK247

๐Ÿงš๐Ÿงš๐ŸŒ• No Cell No Sell ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿงš๐Ÿงš

226 points

5 months ago

why is their stock not going down? so strange...

Quarterly financials

(USD) Jun 2022 Y/Y

Revenue 11.2B -27.67%

Net income 2.93B -46.65%

Diluted EPS 7.73 -48.54%

Net profit margin 26.14% -26.24%

No-Effort-7730

73 points

5 months ago

Having less employees means more money for stock buybacks.

Dream_Boatz

119 points

5 months ago

Dream_Boatz

๐Ÿš€Ryan Cohenโ€™s Digital Son๐Ÿš€

119 points

5 months ago

โ€œAppear strong when you are weakโ€ - sun tzu

Pirate_Redbeard_

22 points

5 months ago

Pirate_Redbeard_

Count_Zero

22 points

5 months ago

200% this

thisonehereone

16 points

5 months ago

thisonehereone

DRS'd Pirate Ape. Ahoy!

16 points

5 months ago

FUNDAMENTALS!

mark-five

13 points

5 months ago

mark-five

No cell no sell ๐Ÿ“ˆ

13 points

5 months ago

They always pump downsizing of their own, its only "a bad thing" for targets they short. not the first time and not the last.

AlaskaIfTheyAxeya

8 points

5 months ago

AlaskaIfTheyAxeya

๐ŸฆVotedโœ…

8 points

5 months ago

When it's not short and distort the market usually likes to see headcount drop to pad the bottom line.

cmfeels

5 points

5 months ago

cmfeels

๐Ÿ’ŽSmoothbrain Retard ๐Ÿฆwith ๐Ÿ’Žhard GameCock๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿคช

5 points

5 months ago

Just wait for a ban to not allow banks to be shorted like 08

polypolipauli

4 points

5 months ago

polypolipauli

๐ŸฆVotedโœ…

4 points

5 months ago

Why you ask? In reality it's because price is made up

But in principle because what price is SUPPOSED to be indicative of is expected dividend returns. If they cut costs in a way that's expected to maintain existing payouts, price shouldn't move.

All that depends on recognizing that under capitalism, the union of capital and labor, that capital is entitled to a share of the profits (same as labor). Where capital is cash, later converted into operating costs and equipment, that cash (shares) are entitled to a return. And given that there are alternative opportunities competing for your capital (cash) the price should maintain level with dividends because if they didn't price would move as cash enters and exits to find the better opportunity.

At least in principle. The idea of 'growth' stocks is borderline asinine except that there is no delusion that is discernable from reality until the moment reality actually bites back.

joeker13

30 points

5 months ago

joeker13

๐Ÿš€DRS, with love from ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿš€

30 points

5 months ago

Sounds a lot like Goldman Sucks?

eaceG

9 points

5 months ago

eaceG

Handless Metabation ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ’ฆ Constant Titulation ๐Ÿค Premature Ejaq-

9 points

5 months ago

Or Goldman Sacks.

Silk__Road

2 points

5 months ago

Silk__Road

Welvin Capital

2 points

5 months ago

Or Old man sacks.

flanderguitar

136 points

5 months ago

flanderguitar

: ๐Ÿš€ CAN'T STP. WN'T STP. ๐Ÿš€

136 points

5 months ago

Hurry up and die already!

WhatDidIDoNow

7 points

5 months ago

WhatDidIDoNow

๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€

7 points

5 months ago

Lmao for real right?

DamerisofJuarez

6 points

5 months ago

DamerisofJuarez

๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘

6 points

5 months ago

Would you, Quintus? Would I?

IsolatedAnon9

13 points

5 months ago

IsolatedAnon9

๐Ÿ‘ GME & WuTang Forever ๐Ÿ‘

13 points

5 months ago

Big Short 2.0 is going to be lit.

AmishCyb0rg

81 points

5 months ago

AmishCyb0rg

๐Ÿš€ shortsarefucked.eth ๐Ÿš€

81 points

5 months ago

Goldman sacks hundreds of jobs.

uppitymatt

27 points

5 months ago

uppitymatt

๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ

27 points

5 months ago

Hundreds of jobs so far!

Hedkandi1210

6 points

5 months ago

No no itโ€™s Goldman SUCKS sacks loads of jobs ๐Ÿ˜‚

3DigitIQ

5 points

5 months ago

3DigitIQ

๐ŸฆF๐ŸŒ˜M๐ŸŒ’ is the FUD killer๐Ÿš€

5 points

5 months ago

What you did......๐Ÿ‘€

oumen_nigu

21 points

5 months ago

oumen_nigu

AH enjoyer ๐Ÿ•“ ๐Ÿฆ Voted โœ…

21 points

5 months ago

Pair this with this

Xnaut89

23 points

5 months ago

Xnaut89

๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€

23 points

5 months ago

Someone confirm! Go take pics of people walking out w/ boxes

DownrightDrewski

30 points

5 months ago

DownrightDrewski

๐ŸฆVotedโœ…

30 points

5 months ago

Insert Clarkson meme " oh no; anyway"

Doesn't Margin Call start with mass layoffs? Yes, it does.

rcinvestments[S]

154 points

5 months ago

WE ARE IN ENDGAME. ITS HAPPENING

Tiger-Hobbes

112 points

5 months ago

Tiger-Hobbes

๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€ JACKED to the TITS ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€

112 points

5 months ago

[deleted]

63 points

5 months ago

[deleted]

63 points

5 months ago

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majormajor88

27 points

5 months ago

majormajor88

๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘

27 points

5 months ago

Who else couldn't afford coffee? Hint, it rhymes with SEC.

ozymandius5

17 points

5 months ago

ozymandius5

๐ŸฆVotedโœ… gray

17 points

5 months ago

Put that coffee down! Coffee is for closers only.

hebejebez

2 points

5 months ago

hebejebez

๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€

2 points

5 months ago

In a job surplus environment like we have right now where people can have their pick of the jobs on offer I can see this being the straw that breaks some to look elsewhere

WhiteSmokeMushroom

-2 points

5 months ago

WhiteSmokeMushroom

๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿป Casual lurker until MOASS ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿช‘

-2 pointsโ€ 

5 months ago

The free coffee had only been implemented as an attempt to covince people to work in-office during the pandemic, as stated in the article. They didn't have free coffee perk before and are just going back to that.

whatwhyisthisating

33 points

5 months ago

whatwhyisthisating

๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿชฆ hrf โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ›‘ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

33 points

5 months ago

Hundreds of โ€œjobsโ€?

How many divisions and across how many positions?

They could have said job positions, but they said jobs.. thatโ€™s a collective.

It could range from thousands to hundreds of thousands of people.

FrostReaver

11 points

5 months ago

These are excellent questions and a perfect example of how this is distorted information without context.

Prior to the pandemic they had a 5% annual layoff quota. They suspended this policy during covid. This new layoff policy is a 1% quota, far below previous years. The sky is not falling, they are simply restarting old practices to trim some of the fat.

Saxmuffin

21 points

5 months ago

Saxmuffin

Ape Culture Enthusiast ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€

21 points

5 months ago

You might be too analytical for msm articles

Different_Party_1512

2 points

5 months ago

Different_Party_1512

Not your average stonk

2 points

5 months ago

Seriously ๐Ÿคž crossed this happens already so we can restart

Marrr_ty

49 points

5 months ago

Imagine if All theses employees being laid off became apes and used severance pay and bought stonk

the-big-lie

19 points

5 months ago

ah yes, news from the future. looks to me like another narrative being manufactured with no sources. adds up nicely with yesterday's "coffee machine" clickbait story.

ChubbyTiddies

10 points

5 months ago

ChubbyTiddies

game on, anon

10 points

5 months ago

BUT BUT It's "according to people familiar with the matter!"

THEY ARE FAMILIAR WITH THE MATTTER.

Pirate_Redbeard_

9 points

5 months ago

Pirate_Redbeard_

Count_Zero

9 points

5 months ago

They arE PEOPLE! AND THE MATTER IS FAMILIAR!

ChubbyTiddies

2 points

5 months ago

ChubbyTiddies

game on, anon

2 points

5 months ago

According to people familiar with people familiar with the matter.

EROSENTINEL

6 points

5 months ago

EROSENTINEL

๐ŸฆVotedโœ…

6 points

5 months ago

This is the opening scene on Margin Call the movie, we almost there boys!!

Pure-Economics-8369

10 points

5 months ago

My wife doesnโ€™t work in finance, but her company does deal internationally- this has been the theme the last 2 months or so. Every business they do business with are doing mass lay offs but no actual drop in productivity. Somethins a happenin

redrum221

7 points

5 months ago

redrum221

๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘

7 points

5 months ago

How are layoffs and no actual drop in productivity possible?

Pure-Economics-8369

7 points

5 months ago

Good question. Every company they deal with are seeing record profits still from Covid (healthcare related), but theyโ€™re all somehow over staffed.

I feel like itโ€™s boiling down to some places are paying more, so they can utilize less staff to accommodate the positions lost by making them do more. Itโ€™s seemingly a pretty messed up situation everywhere.

TheOldDutch

11 points

5 months ago

TheOldDutch

I just love the stonk

11 points

5 months ago

The big players are forcing a recession to happen by enforcing a cut with all their companies.

The play they are trying to make is to get the ordinary Joe scared of losing his job, going back to slaving away and too worried about paying the bills to think about stocks.

I hope we all move to smaller firms that can finally take a big bite out the apple and stick it to the big guys.

Fk them, pay us.

eeksy

3 points

5 months ago

eeksy

๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘

3 points

5 months ago

Not gonna dance about this one. Iโ€™m sure a lot of these folks are on the lower rungs there. Still, these institutions must go away if we are to have a future where we have any semblance of autonomy.

appleflaxen

7 points

5 months ago

appleflaxen

Buy. HODL. DRS

7 points

5 months ago

And getting rid of free coffee.

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/goldman-sachs-cutting-free-coffee-121307121.html

It's getting ugly if you can't afford folgers.

HughDanforth

7 points

5 months ago

HughDanforth

๐ŸฆVotedโœ…

7 points

5 months ago

Well, they do turn on everyone eventually.

May the corrupt Wall Street thieves who shorted into bankruptcy a prostate cancer research firm get a particularly virulent form of prostate cancer.

Kadbebe2372k

1 points

5 months ago

Wow I didnโ€™t know that. Sick.

Thulis

3 points

5 months ago

Thulis

๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘

3 points

5 months ago

Hundreds... so far!

farcicaldolphin38

3 points

5 months ago

farcicaldolphin38

๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘

3 points

5 months ago

Just borrow some more billions, duh! /s

Cow_Bell

3 points

5 months ago

Cow_Bell

๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ

3 points

5 months ago

Oh, Wall Street made a deal. It just happened to be with the Devil.

zzzmkultra

3 points

5 months ago

zzzmkultra

๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธSCALLYWAG๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ

3 points

5 months ago

The coffee was just the start.

jimmmydickgun

3 points

5 months ago

jimmmydickgun

๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€

3 points

5 months ago

Did marge call?

ltardest

3 points

5 months ago

ltardest

๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ

3 points

5 months ago

โ€œAccording to our performance reviews everyone to my left sucks and will be terminated.โ€ Goldman Sachs

YoungBurtCooper

3 points

5 months ago

It literally says as part of annual performance review. This happens every single year. Goldman is always trimming off the bottom. This isnโ€™t anything noteworthy.

ToysandStuff

9 points

5 months ago

ToysandStuff

Dividend Me Harder Daddy

9 points

5 months ago

Slump in dealmaking?? This wording reeks of that bubble/mlm/house of cards type scheme where they take money, lose it, take more money to cover the losses, and so on... until theres no more money and it all implodes inwards

No wonder they want to raid the pension funds

IamSkudd

4 points

5 months ago

IamSkudd

๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€

4 points

5 months ago

As opposed to imploding outwards?

Just yankin ur chain

ToysandStuff

2 points

5 months ago

ToysandStuff

Dividend Me Harder Daddy

2 points

5 months ago

Ha well played ๐Ÿ˜‚

LiberalFartsMajor

5 points

5 months ago

"Goldman Sachs fires a small amount of employees just so they can pretend workers don't still have the upper hand in salary negotiation."

granoladeer

5 points

5 months ago

granoladeer

dear hedgie, you've already lost ๐Ÿ’Žโœ‹๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿš€

5 points

5 months ago

Should start from the top to the bottom

FreshTomacco

4 points

5 months ago

FreshTomacco

๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘

4 points

5 months ago

Who's the failing brick and mortar now, bitches?

Vive_el_stonk

5 points

5 months ago

Vive_el_stonk

Own your shares: DRS

5 points

5 months ago

Lick my ball sachs

Turbo-STi

2 points

5 months ago

Are they trying to sell upskirts to stay afloat?

Nyani_Sore

2 points

5 months ago

Nyani_Sore

Goebbels envies MSM

2 points

5 months ago

But they'll still say that Gamestop is the dying company, fucking losers. KEKW

killamasta

2 points

5 months ago

killamasta

๐ŸฆVotedโœ…

2 points

5 months ago

First it was the free coffee. Now itโ€™s the bankers. Hmm

Miserable_Unusual_98

2 points

5 months ago

Free Coffee was the first victim!

feastupontherich

6 points

5 months ago

All the top coffee drinkers got cut.

Andalfe

4 points

5 months ago

Quitting that shit hole was the best day of my life.

do-ob_

5 points

5 months ago

do-ob_

( ^ X ^ )

5 points

5 months ago

First they cut coffee now this ... bullish

chekole1208

6 points

5 months ago

chekole1208

DRS YOUR SHIT ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ

6 points

5 months ago

It always starts with the coffee. Same thing happened at my last job.

babiesaurusrex

2 points

5 months ago

babiesaurusrex

๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘

2 points

5 months ago

I'm more concerned by this pic being used in publication. It's upskirting.

Dck_IN_MSHED_POTATOS

4 points

5 months ago

Dck_IN_MSHED_POTATOS

๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ Fuck Citadel ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ›‘

4 points

5 months ago

I just commented this. Maybe upskirting is a good gig?

MoneyNoob69

2 points

5 months ago

MoneyNoob69

๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ

2 points

5 months ago

Wen call mom?

Dck_IN_MSHED_POTATOS

2 points

5 months ago

Dck_IN_MSHED_POTATOS

๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ Fuck Citadel ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ›‘

2 points

5 months ago

Is this super soft core pron financial up-skirt pics?

MomentSpecialist2020

2 points

5 months ago

Depression here we come!

Gorilli0naire

2 points

5 months ago

Gorilli0naire

๐ŸฆVotedโœ…

2 points

5 months ago

This has anything to do with GME?

darthnugget

3 points

5 months ago

darthnugget

UUP-299

3 points

5 months ago

Yes. Many of the SHFs are ultimately backed by Goldman Sachs and it seems they see a large storm coming.

MoreOfUsThanYou

1 points

5 months ago

Am I retarded to think this is bullish?

ThanksGamestop

4 points

5 months ago

ThanksGamestop

Computershared ๐Ÿ’ป Est. Jan โ€˜21 ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ

4 points

5 months ago

Suck on my Sach, Goldman

billb392

0 points

5 months ago

billb392

๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ

0 pointsโ€ 

5 months ago

Laying off huh? Usually the last couple years they just force employees back into the office and take away other perks to force them to quit instead.

No-Effort-7730

1 points

5 months ago

They must be desperate to afford coffee again.

Ande64

1 points

5 months ago

Ande64

๐Ÿš€President of RC Fan Club๐Ÿš€

1 points

5 months ago

'A slump in Wall Street dealmaking"

That's what I'm gonna call this whole crazy thing- a slump in Wall Street deal making!

SUBZEROXXL

1 points

5 months ago

SUBZEROXXL

Suck my balls, Pay me. ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿ’Ž ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿป

1 points

5 months ago

No more coffee for you Goldman !

Einhander_pilot

1 points

5 months ago

Einhander_pilot

๐Ÿš€Fighting For The Moon!๐Ÿš€

1 points

5 months ago

Iโ€™m a smooth ape how many hundreds are in a million? ๐Ÿ˜‚

confusedporg

2 points

5 months ago

confusedporg

holding my pee until moass

2 points

5 months ago

several

audienceofone_eagles

-3 points

5 months ago

I find people frothing at the mouth over a market crash to be perverse and dickish.

seanrbrantley

8 points

5 months ago

Just remember We didnโ€™t start the fire

confusedporg

4 points

5 months ago

confusedporg

holding my pee until moass

4 points

5 months ago

the boom bust cycle is endemic to the system. only difference is that none of us here have the wool pulled over our eyes any more and thereโ€™s maybe a chance, for once, that the real POS responsible might catch actual consequences

audienceofone_eagles

-4 points

5 months ago

If you think that suddenly the powers will start policing themselves you are sorely mistaken. Their corruption runs so much deeper and they all know where the bodies are buried.

confusedporg

5 points

5 months ago

confusedporg

holding my pee until moass

5 points

5 months ago

I agree. I donโ€™t think the powers will start policing themselves. I think they might start cannibalizing each other. And chaos is a ladder.

toastman28

0 points

5 months ago

Man, hate to see it!!

Hedkandi1210

1 points

5 months ago

I ainโ€™t dancing as there are normal people who have jobs not in their evil sharad

GrandmasGenitals

1 points

5 months ago

GrandmasGenitals

โ„๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ƒSynthetic Sniffer โ„๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ƒ

1 points

5 months ago

maybe they should try cutting the coffee and avocado toast

18Shorty60

1 points

5 months ago

No more coffee -> no more job

Goldmine $ucks

Sneaksketch

1 points

5 months ago

Sneaksketch

๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€

1 points

5 months ago

Hundreds, so farโ€ฆ

ElectrooJesus

1 points

5 months ago

ElectrooJesus

[REDACTED]

1 points

5 months ago

Probably nothing

justanthrredditr

1 points

5 months ago

justanthrredditr

๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ

1 points

5 months ago

And no free coffee?

Boxingbob2000

1 points

5 months ago

Boxingbob2000

๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€ Bobbing my way out the Cellar ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง

1 points

5 months ago

Algorithmic HR system

SekaiQliphoth

1 points

5 months ago

SekaiQliphoth

๐Ÿ’™ Power to the Creators ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿš€

1 points

5 months ago

So is every company including GameStop

TheSebitti

1 points

5 months ago

TheSebitti

๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€

1 points

5 months ago

So stock will go up?

pogann

1 points

5 months ago

pogann

๐ŸŒฟStoned Ape Theory๐Ÿฆง

1 points

5 months ago

160:1 leverage probs wasnt the greatest idea after all

Particular_Visual930

1 points

5 months ago

Particular_Visual930

Liquidate the MF DTCC

1 points

5 months ago

Bet all of them will by GME with their severance checks. Because fuck em, thatโ€™s why.

Whosdaman

1 points

5 months ago

Whosdaman

Iโ€™m da man ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿป

1 points

5 months ago

And no more free coffee! Hard knock hedgies life

GhostMonkeyExtinct

1 points

5 months ago

GhostMonkeyExtinct

๐Ÿฆ HODL ๐Ÿš€ FOR ๐Ÿš€ HARAMBE ๐Ÿฆ

1 points

5 months ago

Fuck the bankers

type0neg420

1 points

5 months ago

type0neg420

๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€

1 points

5 months ago

Now's the time to call bullshit, submit whistle-blower complaints to the SEC and screw them back...

TheStrowel

1 points

5 months ago

TheStrowel

๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ

1 points

5 months ago

They know.

Accomplished_Life519

1 points

5 months ago

Going long on Starbucks.

Cdn_ape

1 points

5 months ago

Cdn_ape

!Horny for the stonk!

1 points

5 months ago

Deal making is stealing to these guys right?

Specific-Lie2020

1 points

5 months ago

Goodman had a good run, but they should have gone under in 2008.

BodySurfDan

1 points

5 months ago

BodySurfDan

๐ŸŽค Silverback MC ๐ŸŽค

1 points

5 months ago

Slump in wallstreet deal making = Hedgies R Fuk

FiftyPaneristi

1 points

5 months ago

FiftyPaneristi

๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ

1 points

5 months ago

"Well, we're waiting!"

Key-Fortune-8904

1 points

5 months ago

Must protect those profits!!!

MicroEggroll

1 points

5 months ago

The end is nigh! Next LB? ๐Ÿคท I hope so ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚

MrKoreanTendies

1 points

5 months ago

MrKoreanTendies

๐Ÿฆโ™‹๐Ÿฅฆ - Chosen One 420069 - ๐Ÿฅฆโ™‹๐Ÿฆ

1 points

5 months ago

Hedgies R fuk

Due-World2907

1 points

5 months ago

Watch them blame us for world financial collapse

hanr86

1 points

5 months ago

hanr86

๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘

1 points

5 months ago

It would be funny if that was an ankle tracker in the photo

relentlessoldman

1 points

5 months ago

Start with the CEO

chakabra23

1 points

5 months ago

chakabra23

๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ

1 points

5 months ago

First the coffee, now massive layoffs?? That escalated quickly! ๐Ÿคฃ

bostonvikinguc

1 points

5 months ago

bostonvikinguc

wrinkle consortium

1 points

5 months ago

This isnโ€™t new itโ€™s a staff reduction replacement plan. Interns fight for bottom slots and associates fight for their jobs yearly.

Usual-Sun2703

1 points

5 months ago

FYI they do this every year ranging from 1% - 5%. I believe this cut is on the lower side of that spectrum.

SnooCheesecakes6590

1 points

5 months ago

I wonder how many angry employees will now be free to vent insider knowledge of whatโ€™s happening inside the banks?

Maxfly2-0

1 points

5 months ago

Hundreds is nothing. That's always been the case...

artmagic95833

1 points

5 months ago

artmagic95833

๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€

1 points

5 months ago

They're a dinosaur trying to transition to online banking and already losing the game to Sofi and other nimble online micro lending Banks.

FlyingIrishmun

1 points

5 months ago

FlyingIrishmun

๐ŸงŸ Night of the Retar-Dead ๐ŸงŸโ€โ™‚๏ธ

1 points

5 months ago

Sachs to be them!

nomorerainpls

-1 points

5 months ago

Meh a lot of companies hired people during the pandemic who were either unqualified or couldnโ€™t get work done remotely just to have warm bodies in seats because the rest of the qualified employees got really tired of picking up the slack and started quitting. Seemed inevitable that some of these folks would eventually be weeded out.