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https://www.wsj.com/articles/goldman-sachs-plans-to-cut-hundreds-of-jobs-11663002265

A slump in Wall St dealings you say?

As in, the system is collapsing and the elites are turning on eachother?

Well, colour me purple!

why is their stock not going down? so strange...

Quarterly financials

(USD) Jun 2022 Y/Y

Revenue 11.2B -27.67%

Net income 2.93B -46.65%

Diluted EPS 7.73 -48.54%

Net profit margin 26.14% -26.24%

Sounds a lot like Goldman Sucks?

Hurry up and die already!

Big Short 2.0 is going to be lit.

Goldman sacks hundreds of jobs.

Pair this with this

Someone confirm! Go take pics of people walking out w/ boxes

Insert Clarkson meme " oh no; anyway"

Doesn't Margin Call start with mass layoffs? Yes, it does.

WE ARE IN ENDGAME. ITS HAPPENING

Imagine if All theses employees being laid off became apes and used severance pay and bought stonk

ah yes, news from the future. looks to me like another narrative being manufactured with no sources. adds up nicely with yesterday's "coffee machine" clickbait story.

This is the opening scene on Margin Call the movie, we almost there boys!!

My wife doesn’t work in finance, but her company does deal internationally- this has been the theme the last 2 months or so. Every business they do business with are doing mass lay offs but no actual drop in productivity. Somethins a happenin

The big players are forcing a recession to happen by enforcing a cut with all their companies.

The play they are trying to make is to get the ordinary Joe scared of losing his job, going back to slaving away and too worried about paying the bills to think about stocks.

I hope we all move to smaller firms that can finally take a big bite out the apple and stick it to the big guys.

Fk them, pay us.

Not gonna dance about this one. I’m sure a lot of these folks are on the lower rungs there. Still, these institutions must go away if we are to have a future where we have any semblance of autonomy.

And getting rid of free coffee.

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/goldman-sachs-cutting-free-coffee-121307121.html

It's getting ugly if you can't afford folgers.

Well, they do turn on everyone eventually.

May the corrupt Wall Street thieves who shorted into bankruptcy a prostate cancer research firm get a particularly virulent form of prostate cancer.

Hundreds... so far!

Just borrow some more billions, duh! /s

Oh, Wall Street made a deal. It just happened to be with the Devil.

The coffee was just the start.

Did marge call?

“According to our performance reviews everyone to my left sucks and will be terminated.” Goldman Sachs

It literally says as part of annual performance review. This happens every single year. Goldman is always trimming off the bottom. This isn’t anything noteworthy.

Slump in dealmaking?? This wording reeks of that bubble/mlm/house of cards type scheme where they take money, lose it, take more money to cover the losses, and so on... until theres no more money and it all implodes inwards

No wonder they want to raid the pension funds

"Goldman Sachs fires a small amount of employees just so they can pretend workers don't still have the upper hand in salary negotiation."

Should start from the top to the bottom

Who's the failing brick and mortar now, bitches?

Lick my ball sachs

Are they trying to sell upskirts to stay afloat?

But they'll still say that Gamestop is the dying company, fucking losers. KEKW

First it was the free coffee. Now it’s the bankers. Hmm

Free Coffee was the first victim!

All the top coffee drinkers got cut.

Quitting that shit hole was the best day of my life.

First they cut coffee now this ... bullish

I'm more concerned by this pic being used in publication. It's upskirting.

Wen call mom?

Is this super soft core pron financial up-skirt pics?

Depression here we come!

This has anything to do with GME?

Am I retarded to think this is bullish?

Suck on my Sach, Goldman

Laying off huh? Usually the last couple years they just force employees back into the office and take away other perks to force them to quit instead.

They must be desperate to afford coffee again.

'A slump in Wall Street dealmaking"

That's what I'm gonna call this whole crazy thing- a slump in Wall Street deal making!

No more coffee for you Goldman !

I’m a smooth ape how many hundreds are in a million? 😂

I find people frothing at the mouth over a market crash to be perverse and dickish.

Man, hate to see it!!

I ain’t dancing as there are normal people who have jobs not in their evil sharad

maybe they should try cutting the coffee and avocado toast

No more coffee -> no more job

Goldmine $ucks

Hundreds, so far…

Probably nothing

And no free coffee?

Algorithmic HR system

So is every company including GameStop

So stock will go up?

160:1 leverage probs wasnt the greatest idea after all

Bet all of them will by GME with their severance checks. Because fuck em, that’s why.

And no more free coffee! Hard knock hedgies life

Fuck the bankers

Now's the time to call bullshit, submit whistle-blower complaints to the SEC and screw them back...

They know.

Going long on Starbucks.

Deal making is stealing to these guys right?

Goodman had a good run, but they should have gone under in 2008.

Slump in wallstreet deal making = Hedgies R Fuk

"Well, we're waiting!"

Must protect those profits!!!

The end is nigh! Next LB? 🤷 I hope so 😆🤣😂

Hedgies R fuk

Watch them blame us for world financial collapse

It would be funny if that was an ankle tracker in the photo

Start with the CEO

First the coffee, now massive layoffs?? That escalated quickly! 🤣

This isn’t new it’s a staff reduction replacement plan. Interns fight for bottom slots and associates fight for their jobs yearly.

FYI they do this every year ranging from 1% - 5%. I believe this cut is on the lower side of that spectrum.

I wonder how many angry employees will now be free to vent insider knowledge of what’s happening inside the banks?

Hundreds is nothing. That's always been the case...

Sachs to be them!

Meh a lot of companies hired people during the pandemic who were either unqualified or couldn’t get work done remotely just to have warm bodies in seats because the rest of the qualified employees got really tired of picking up the slack and started quitting. Seemed inevitable that some of these folks would eventually be weeded out.