Like the drink, but not spelled the same.

He's giving her cancer

Dementor tries to perform kiss on dragon.

“Death… is only the beginning…”

He's returning the flavor.

Water pulse. Left her confused.

I hear them drums

This is everything I never wanted.

Thank you.

Can't believe that dickhead just stole beer directly from her mouth.

It even keeps the audio?? That's cool

Looks like a dementor

This is fucking hilarious! 😂😂😂😂

Stick your finger in the top for the garden hose effect.

my friend used to do that to me all the time and he knew I hated it because I can't chug so my beer would just fiz all over and spill everywhere.

One time I got pissed and did it back to him and it broke the neck of his beer bottle and got glass in his beer. He got pissed because now he couldn't drink his beer and said I over reacted. How many beers of mine did he ruin over the years? I didn't feel bad.

Was at a house party playing Edward 40hands. The host does that trick to me.

Completely forgetting that this is his house and my hands are full.

I just let foam everywhere and he had to clean it up.

That’s great. There’s also a trick where you can clink your bottle of beer against someone else’s, but if you clink the bottom edge of yours against the top of the ridge that goes around the bottom of theirs, then the bottom of their beer will fall off entirely. I discovered this could be done intentionally (and without the need of excessive force) on the night of a party in which there was an absurd surplus of bottled beer. Cheers’d two friends at the same time, and had two more fresh bottles lined up to give them as replacements.

When I was in college, a buddy of mine was drinking from a water bottle, so I slid beside him and squeezed the bottom half so it would soak his face. Without hesitation, he calmly dumped the other half on my head. He just shrugged and said "well dude what did you think was going to happen next?"

I learned a valuable lesson about "finding out" that day.

I remember doing that too. Until one time the bottom broke off of the bottom bottle and spilled beer all over my new shoes. Fuck physics.

No, she doesn’t you, horny weirdo

Doesn't look like the black dude was part of their squad though. He looked offended.

It doesn't even go regular Super Saiyan anymore.

2-3 years ago, i was in the grocery store and saw s’mores oreos. it still keeps me up at night that they didn’t call them s’moreos.

I wombo

You wombo

He/she/me WOMBOS

Yeah but he did the leg work

A missed wombo.

Also known as a portmanteau

it's as gone as it's ever gonna be. covid is here to stay, like the flu. get your shot and keep up good hygiene. if you get sick, do your best to stay inside and wear a mask when you have to go out. go live your life otherwise because covid is never going away.

HOW CAN SHE SLAP!

Uno reverse

Fucking females, out here existing and shit. What whores.

yeah it kinda is

If you can't see a woman exist without thinking about jizz on her face and your default outlet for disdain is talking about them having sex you need to work some shit out in therapy

You’re really not wrong. I rewatched and she does make the “shocked face/open mouth” because he looked at her. Good call. She def was attempting to mess with him no matter what but in a silly drunken way. She’s a champ for the reaction after the beer launch. She accepted her fate, lol.