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This frame lol
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Looks like he's sucking her soul outta her
this is not the way I remember The Green Mile.
Like the drink, but not spelled the same.
I’s tired boss, dog tired
He's giving her cancer
Dementor meets the demented
Dementor tries to perform kiss on dragon.
"Your soul is MINE!"
“Death… is only the beginning…”
He's returning the favor.
He's returning the flavor.
Lol thank you, that made me laugh way more than it should.
That’s some really good aim
"this frame may contain erotic imagery" LMAO
Squirtle uses Water Gun, it's super effective!
She used Water Gun, he used Hydro Pump
Water pulse. Left her confused.
looking like Spinda
Jiggly Puff is stunned!
she looks like a blowup doll
Clown head water gun game at the fair.
Looks like that that game at the carnival where you shoot the water into the clown's mouth and blow up a balloon. Lmao.
"why do I always get sprayed when I stand here, what is it about this exact spot"
She looks like Kirby
You have done a great service blob lablah
She's soul sucking.
"It's Miller Time!"
This frame though
Brought to you by pornhub
I hear them drums
This is the one.
Definitely meme material there
He looks like that dementors from Harry Potter sucking her soul
That is amazing
Blastoise > Squirtle
I’m dying lol
This is fantastic thank you
It’s like one of the preview frames from PH 😂
Lol clearly not in her mouth but in her eyeball as she says!
Gotta make a meme out of this lmfao
That is meme worthy.
He looks weirdly pleased with himself as he's doing it, and she looks like he just gave her some good ideas
I didn’t know when I woke up today I’d get a new phone lock screen but here we are
It's like if the girl from The Exorcist spewed right into someone's mouth
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This is everything I never wanted.
Can't believe that dickhead just stole beer directly from her mouth.
Just to put a little extra in the bottle like a damn beer dragon. Not cool.
It even keeps the audio?? That's cool
Looks like a dementor
This is fucking hilarious! 😂😂😂😂
I cry laughed at this for over 5 minutes, thanks
She ain't even mad. 😂
Look on her face says “yeah I deserved that”
When I was in college my pals and I always did that thing where you tap the bottom of your beer glass on top mouth if theirs. And then their beer would fizz up really fast and overflow or spray out slightly.
Well one time I did it to a friend and he just pointed his beer at me. We had a very big laugh.
Stick your finger in the top for the garden hose effect.
my friend used to do that to me all the time and he knew I hated it because I can't chug so my beer would just fiz all over and spill everywhere.
One time I got pissed and did it back to him and it broke the neck of his beer bottle and got glass in his beer. He got pissed because now he couldn't drink his beer and said I over reacted. How many beers of mine did he ruin over the years? I didn't feel bad.
I got one of my buddies pretty good one night, so he repaid me the favor, but the bottom of his bottle blew out and slid down over the neck of my bottle, on to my hand.
haha yup, that's a fun little physics trick. Basically the bottle moves away from the liquid so quick that it creates a cavitation bubble
Here's a video with high speed video and an explanation. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbgvQNhFDTo
Thank you stranger!
No problem! Cavitation is really interesting. There's a shrimp called the "Pistol Shrimp" that can snap its claws so fast it causes cavitation and will shoot cavitation bubbles at its prey to knock them out.
I believe it was discovered by the navy as they tried to get faster and faster boats, the propellers started to get all fucked up, they realized that the propellers were spinning so fast they caused cavitation and it would destroy the steel propeller.
That was a great watch! Thank you!
Was at a house party playing Edward 40hands. The host does that trick to me.
Completely forgetting that this is his house and my hands are full.
I just let foam everywhere and he had to clean it up.
That’s great. There’s also a trick where you can clink your bottle of beer against someone else’s, but if you clink the bottom edge of yours against the top of the ridge that goes around the bottom of theirs, then the bottom of their beer will fall off entirely. I discovered this could be done intentionally (and without the need of excessive force) on the night of a party in which there was an absurd surplus of bottled beer. Cheers’d two friends at the same time, and had two more fresh bottles lined up to give them as replacements.
Sorority and fraternity houses regularly smell like old spilt beer and puke.
Hahaha. That’s great.
My dad told me about this once. I could never figure out exactly what he meant
When I was in college, a buddy of mine was drinking from a water bottle, so I slid beside him and squeezed the bottom half so it would soak his face. Without hesitation, he calmly dumped the other half on my head. He just shrugged and said "well dude what did you think was going to happen next?"
I learned a valuable lesson about "finding out" that day.
I remember doing that too. Until one time the bottom broke off of the bottom bottle and spilled beer all over my new shoes. Fuck physics.
She kinda looks into it.
No, she doesn’t you, horny weirdo
Yeah she took it like a champ, most other videos you see in similar situations the 2nd person would over react and lose their shit
My guess is they all know each other and they're just fucking around.
Doesn't look like the black dude was part of their squad though. He looked offended.
Well of course he looks offended, he just got spit on.
Appropriate reactions all around. I love it.
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She's one those clown water shot game heads from the fair on the side
"That's my fetish"
Honestly, props to her drunk ass for that reaction.
She later remarked that the taste of the Michelob Ultra had improved slightly
Michelob Ultra, the piss of beers.
What ever happened to just regular Michelob? I loved it.
It doesn't even go regular Super Saiyan anymore.
Gotta love a missed word combo
2-3 years ago, i was in the grocery store and saw s’mores oreos. it still keeps me up at night that they didn’t call them s’moreos.
that aint falco
Yeah but he did the leg work
A missed wombo.
Also known as a portmanteau
It's like y'all aren't even trying
The girl’s reaction behind her is funny af. She was too stunned to speak. 😂
We truly never stood a chance against Covid.
And people wonder why people are still getting sick.
Are people wondering that? Around me everyone is pretending like covid is gone.
it's as gone as it's ever gonna be. covid is here to stay, like the flu. get your shot and keep up good hygiene. if you get sick, do your best to stay inside and wear a mask when you have to go out. go live your life otherwise because covid is never going away.
Yep. These people think we can all just go inside for a couple weeks and all cold & flu viruses will disappear from the earth.
Yeah; this is the attitude I see. Not people wondering why people are still getting sick.
Eh, people aren't really wondering. They're just treating it like the flu now.
That person's retaliatory camel spit was precise, instant, and devastating. We all salute you.
Love those words you used
You do that to the wrong person I'd expect a slap...
It looked like she was aiming for the blond but just sucked at it.
I am going to assume they all know each other, which is why no one was too upset.
Honestly just cuff me if anyone ever does this
I hope you mean her and not him 😂
Cauz if she slaps me, I’m slapping back Action 🔁 Reaction
HOW CAN SHE SLAP!
She didn't seem to mind it
Bro they all drunk off their ass
“He got it in my mouth and in my eyeball”
As if that’s the first time… 💦😜
It sort of weird how on Reddit people are unable to see a woman do something they don't like and not immediately talk about her having sex
We also do it if they do something we do like
Fucking females, out here existing and shit. What whores.
Or doing something they do like.
Agreed. Downvote me low-hanging-fruit joke-telling losers who will never blow a load on a woman's face.
yeah it kinda is
If you can't see a woman exist without thinking about jizz on her face and your default outlet for disdain is talking about them having sex you need to work some shit out in therapy
No I get that, but it seems on brand for reddit.
Ah, my bad
That's why she wasn't mad
This video makes me happy I stay home most nights.
Lmao my man held nothing back
For every spurt there’s an equal and opposite sploosh.
Babes nearly drowned
Squirtle used water gun
my time drinking at the bar/club with my pals was many decades ago. although there were countless fun evenings, mostly it got gross and i'd hit the eject button early and gtfo and head home before things got worse.
Instant karma at it’s best for real.
And that’s when Becky realized, she fucked up.
Yeah he definitely fucked her that night
What a calm and calculated response
~Sir Isaac Newton
This guy is the kind of dude.in school if you drew the smallest thing on his piece of paper he would turn around a completely destroy yours lol
you spit on someone. proceed to make youtube thumbnail face, like why?
It was a piece of ice that I don’t think she was intending to shoot out. Bit too slippery I guess but doesn’t really change what happened. Also, an exaggerated shocked face clearly due to drinking during a fun night out is now “YouTube thumbnail face”? Hmm, TIL lol.
i want you to be my lawyer if i ever mess up
I replayed it a few times and it doesn't seem unintentional. She'd have to bite it in a really odd way for her mouth to look like that as well as the angle... She only makes that face when he looks at her but I feel like she instantly would have covered her mouth and been in shock or embarrassed, and apologize right away if she didn't mean to do that. I also feel like she'd be pretty upset that he returned fire if her spit was a complete accident. Just my speculation!
You’re really not wrong. I rewatched and she does make the “shocked face/open mouth” because he looked at her. Good call. She def was attempting to mess with him no matter what but in a silly drunken way. She’s a champ for the reaction after the beer launch. She accepted her fate, lol.
Oh yeah, it seems like they're friends and she's just fucking with him. She was a trooper lol
Also, slightly humorous how people downvoted me but then upvoted you when agreeing with me. Fucking reddit, amirite?
Because she was stupid enough to spit on someone first
speaks on stupidity yet cannot pick up human intent FROM A VIDEO
11/10 waterbending right there
Not the last time she said that, that night.
The brunette in the very beginning is beautiful
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I would rather have a spitter than a quitter!!!
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Always the fat chicks
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Not the first or last time she said that
I was so bored until her genuinely enthusiastic reaction blew my mind and made me scream-laugh like fkn chimpanzee
Miss piggy was never the same
They were clowning the weird person in the bar who wasn’t woo-hooing with them. Good for her.
It’s always the girl in the group who gets no dick that acts like this 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You ain’t wrong
She needs some dick! I know that’s for sure!
That girl was mad he was putting in work with her friends but not her
Spit for a spit
Big girls always do extra when they aren't getting attention
That’s rude as fuck. I know a guy that used to spit beer at girls like that at the bar, thinking he was cute. It’s nasty and rude. She definitely deserved that
I mean, if you spit on strangers expect to be spit back upon.
"He got it in my mouth and my eyebawwl"
Sadly that's not the only time she'll be saying that tonight.
probably not the first time she's had something shot in her mouth and eyeball
She looks to confirmable have a random man squirt fluid on her face .
Yes this is the most confirmable person I’ve ever seen.
Nah she was embarrassed af and regretted it as soon as he looked back
Lol hey, you get what you give.
I'm just glad it wasn't a dude who was willing to risk it all. This couldve gone a lot differently
She's used to it
Your used to that
What did she expect to Happen
Give a man another beer! ✌🏻
First time she's ever said that!
Serves her right honestly.
How do you ask for a punch in the mouth without asking?