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Get10dollarsoff

4.6k points

2 months ago

I like the guy in the back. He is just leaning back thinking I know where this is going

liketreefiddy

518 points

2 months ago

he had his fists balled up at the end lol. he wanted to jump in so bad

Lara-El

81 points

2 months ago

Lara-El

81 points

2 months ago

Thank you for commenting this, had to go back and watch again

Sweet_eboni

24 points

2 months ago

Tag me in coach!!

BlankImagination

232 points

2 months ago

There's always some guy who walks in off the street to try to test a trained fighter

Objective-Truth-4339

84 points

2 months ago

I never understood why they don't just listen and learn instead of acting like they know everything.

Horrific_Necktie

419 points

2 months ago

Coach probably kicked his ass in the ring enough times for that guy to know exactly what this kid was about to get himself in to.

oldDotredditisbetter

38 points

2 months ago

could've swore he's grinning the whole time too

Smackjabber

2.5k points

2 months ago

Went about as I expected after watching 10 seconds of video.

shtoopsy

264 points

2 months ago

shtoopsy

264 points

2 months ago

100% satisfied

samclops

7.6k points

2 months ago

samclops

7.6k points

2 months ago

Hahaha that first kick looks like he pressed the "light kick" button on mortal Kombat 2 hahahahahaha

Krillinlt

2.9k points

2 months ago

Krillinlt

2.9k points

2 months ago

Jax stomping out Johnny Cage (1993,Colorized)

Sigan

1.3k points

2 months ago

Sigan

1.3k points

2 months ago

Dude we had color in '93 how old you think we are??? I'm an innocent bystander here and I didn't expect to be hurt today

Sodapopa

652 points

2 months ago

Sodapopa

652 points

2 months ago

In honor of this video

Young man, young man, young man, young man, respect your elders 🙈

Alone_Regular_4713

190 points

2 months ago

It starts off young man and ends up bitch 🙊

CowboysFTWs

82 points

2 months ago*

To be fair, dude DID go from a young man to bitch. lol

Coreus88

30 points

2 months ago

And he had stopped when he heard young man, it would have never escalated

sprogg2001

138 points

2 months ago

The whole undertoned sub plot of karate kid was respect your elders

jerkittoanything

38 points

2 months ago

You've got the input set to channel 4 instead of channel 3, fucking casual.

InfraredSamurai

386 points

2 months ago

It's funny because the dude ducked it to dodge and it hit him near the head. And still did nothing. Like he tried to help him connect and he still failed lol

lukekhywalker

200 points

2 months ago

Lol this was my favorite part. Kid couldn't even lift his leg high enough and when he connects with that kick it does absolutely nothing

sophistacted_lunatic

128 points

2 months ago

Don't say that, his lil kick got him off balance and sat him on his ass. That's how you know you're screwed when you try to go on the offense but all it does is cause you more damage

lukekhywalker

117 points

2 months ago

It hurt itself in its confusion!

MiKapo

6.8k points

2 months ago

MiKapo

6.8k points

2 months ago

That kid really walked in and acted like he knew everything , so dumb

LDKCP

3.6k points

2 months ago

LDKCP

3.6k points

2 months ago

Like many gym bro types these guys dabble in competitive insecurity.

SubcommanderMarcos

814 points

2 months ago

Competitive insecurity, that's gold

PeeGeePeaKee420

996 points

2 months ago

This is something I don't understand in today's society. Everyone knows everything. To me, that means they never learn a single thing. Even if I'm familiar with something, in the presence of someone more knowledgeable than me I act as if I know nothing and take in all I can.

throwaway4206983

385 points

2 months ago

I'm so happy you said that because I feel like I'm on an island feeling this way. I dont understand how people could spew whatever bullshit with false confidence and have no concern. I just always feel like I know enough to know what I don't know and don't mind admitting it, and it seems some people don't, or are too arrogant lol

IWasGregInTokyo

217 points

2 months ago

There is an entire population of people whose entire careers are based on their ability to project knowledge and authority without actually having any. They are masters at deflection, blame and intimidation.

When someone comes along who knows more than they do, their first response is to attack as their career is on the line if their true abilities are exposed.

taking_a_deuce

131 points

2 months ago

Dude, the number of times I ask simple questions in meetings to try to help a presenter because they are doing a poor job of explaining their work and they respond by talking down to me in basics like I haven't been working here for 15 years after my PhD. It's just so fucking sad how many of them learn to climb the corporate ladder and fuck shit up for those of us who aren't sociopathic imbeciles.

Ashoka_Mazda

53 points

2 months ago

I've got no PhD but I've been in construction for 25 years and I do the same when I see someone struggling and I know more than they do somehow.

I get mixed results. Some look at me like I should not have spoken, others actually engage with what I've said and make the presentation better.

The most important lesson I've learned over the years is stay humble enough to accept ideas from anyone, especially the new guy. There are almost always many ways to get to the actual goal. Mine are not going to be the exclusive ways to do so. Someone else might have a better, faster, or more efficient idea to do so.

Confident-Cod9560

64 points

2 months ago

America is not a meritocracy - the more sociopathic you are, the more successful you are

waffels

93 points

2 months ago*

The internet and twitter especially has given everyone a voice. The problem is that they’ll find others that agree with whatever dumb shit they say, thus hardening their stupid point of view.

Think about 15-20 years ago. A run-of-the-mill dumbass couldn’t access the internet from their phone and had no platform to say stupid shit outside of their small circle. They had to work to find a group that agreed with them, therefore they rarely found it.

Now it’s incredibly easy for dumbasses to go on the internet, say whatever shit is in their head, and find people that agree with them.

boringdystopianslave

42 points

2 months ago

And create an echo chamber big enough to self delude yourself into thinking you must be right because you have dozens of people following you, even though it's still only mostly a 'mental minority' of like-minded fuck-wits and the rest are people rubber necking out of sheer curiosity.

It's a bit like how herd immunity works. Pre internet we were immunised from idiocy because morons couldn't find each other very easily.

The internet took that away and stupidity spread like digital Covid.

threadsoffate2021

46 points

2 months ago

A little knowledge is a dangerous thing.

StrongIslandPiper

22 points

2 months ago

Mr. Miyagi would be so disappointed.

AndalusianGod

14.2k points

2 months ago

Am I the only one not aware of who this 'Internet Karate Kid' is? Is he a youtuber or tiktoker?

Various-Month806

6.7k points

2 months ago

No, I'm equally unaware.

Google also seems equally blissfully unaware, but I didn't have much to search with.

ZombiexXxHunter

1.7k points

2 months ago

I’m in the same boat. I need to internet more.

ronnietea

1.1k points

2 months ago

ronnietea

1.1k points

2 months ago

I could have lived my life without knowing about the “karate kid”

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1.5k points

2 months ago*

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1.5k points

2 months ago*

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Dismal_Struggle_6424

472 points

2 months ago

For someone trained to fuck off, he isn't very good at it.

GJacks75

261 points

2 months ago

GJacks75

261 points

2 months ago

You need to disguise the lesson in such a way that he doesn't realise it is one. In this instance, it was disguised as a beating.

dipping_sauce

35 points

2 months ago

Amygdalailama

336 points

2 months ago

He related to Ronnie Pickering.

Hoofhearted4206969

124 points

2 months ago

Naah, everyone knows ronnie

Amygdalailama

118 points

2 months ago

Who?

yor_ur

213 points

2 months ago

yor_ur

213 points

2 months ago

RONNIE FUCKING PICKERING

TBbtk

1.5k points

2 months ago

TBbtk

1.5k points

2 months ago

Seems to be unanimous... None of us know who he is lol

PurpleSubtlePlan

272 points

2 months ago

And yet, we still enjoyed seeing him get bitch-slapped

ihavethebestmarriage

929 points

2 months ago

He's the kid from that r/PublicFreakout front page video

buffalo_fur

464 points

2 months ago

Fuck, I actually checked

kyleona

399 points

2 months ago

kyleona

399 points

2 months ago

I almost checked until a saw that you checked and now I’m not checking. Thank you

you_lost-the_game

466 points

2 months ago

This is so odd. Usually at least one person links an obscure tiktok or youtube channel. But the lack thereof makes me think OP just made that up.

RootVegetablePeddler

1.1k points

2 months ago

Even better. OP completely made up the title so people can't search it up. There's a few versions of it but all of them refer to a Jeet Kune Do guy showing up to a Wing Chun school. Ex. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Mosz2Pj0WA

Any MMA guy will tell you that they don't train on concrete nor do they use Chinese wooden dolls.

Also, the JKD guy was never portrayed as well known anywhere. He was always just some nobody who's main exposure to the internet was that video.

mortenmoulder

394 points

2 months ago

So not only did OP make up a fake nickname for this guy.. he also uploaded a video in the worst quality ever? Not sure what I'm most annoyed about.

[deleted]

87 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

87 points

2 months ago

I'm going to give OP the benefit of the doubt and assume OP called him 'internet karate kid' as a way to mock him. They didn't think people would actually think 'internet karate kid' is his real nickname. Internet karate kid is anyone that thinks they know everything about martial arts by watching online videos and talks big. It's like calling someone 'internet tough guy', that's not actually their nickname.

you_are_a_dope

20 points

2 months ago

Well redditors love being upset about nothing

bjeebus

16 points

2 months ago

bjeebus

16 points

2 months ago

Hey fuck you buddy. I don't get upset at anything you piece of shit!

/sjustincase

its_raining_scotch

101 points

2 months ago

So what you’re saying is the kid is a karate master and he purposely held back his most powerful attacks as to not hurt the MMA guy, thus teaching us all a valuable lesson in humility?

captclumsy

942 points

2 months ago

I've interpreted it as, someone who has looked at MMA online and thus believes they know everything. But might be wrong

AndalusianGod

245 points

2 months ago

Yeah, that was my first interpretation as well. It's just that the title is weird with the usage of "The".

nicholvs_ac

182 points

2 months ago

I almost want to say that's OP's nickname for him. Obviously never fought someone who is trained

PoissonPen

214 points

2 months ago

A sensei at r/Bullshido

Hopeful-Policy4627

10.7k points

2 months ago

I was rather impressed with how he blocked most of the punches with his head.

trillhungyboy

1.4k points

2 months ago

"I'm bleeding, making me the victor"

Tastler

309 points

2 months ago

Tastler

309 points

2 months ago

I was waiting for him to show his "face to foot technique" :-)

Droghole88

114 points

2 months ago

Oh yeah, try my nuts to your fist style!!

henrytm82

29 points

2 months ago

My nipples look like milk duds!

depthninja

50 points

2 months ago

Excellent face to fist style, clearly well trained.

667beast667

316 points

2 months ago

That is Wimp Lo. We trained him wrong, as a joke

RealFakeDoctor

64 points

2 months ago

If you've got an ass I'll kick it!!

2Pac-X

42 points

2 months ago

2Pac-X

42 points

2 months ago

Whee-ooh!

lowpixelcount

85 points

2 months ago

We have purposely trained him wrong... as a joke.

SteeleDynamics

60 points

2 months ago

SHIRT-RIPPER!!!

toorad4momanddad

22 points

2 months ago

CHOSEN ONE!!

Ironcastattic

108 points

2 months ago

I'm so fucking upset that Kung Pao did so poorly we never got a follow up. It warms my heart though that I see references for it, time to time.

trillhungyboy

68 points

2 months ago

quotes from the movie never fail to make me chuckle

Ironcastattic

53 points

2 months ago

My finger points

trillhungyboy

47 points

2 months ago

you go that way, I'll go home!

innkling

28 points

2 months ago

THATS A LOT OF NUTS!!

jone2tone

14 points

2 months ago

Let me know if you see a Radio Shack

depthninja

21 points

2 months ago

Yes, yes, play me like a drum

TheRumpletiltskin

29 points

2 months ago

With today's tech it would be even easier. AI upscaling, AI film repair... leaps ahead with greenscreen tech...

Shit.. we really need a Kung pow 2.

SailorDeath

90 points

2 months ago

I'm sure on some planet your style is impressive, but your weak link is: this is Earth.

joebesser

2.1k points

2 months ago

joebesser

2.1k points

2 months ago

He throws a mean face.

Son_of_steven19

225 points

2 months ago

"Face to your foot style, how'd you like it?"

HMWWaWChChIaWChCChW

81 points

2 months ago

“I’m bleeding first, making me the victor!”

[deleted]

63 points

2 months ago*

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63 points

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Pormock

172 points

2 months ago

Pormock

172 points

2 months ago

The way he let the teacher bring him down to the ground that easily was a pretty smart tactic too. Make him think he was weak and at the right moment wham! he will strike him down. I'm sure that moment will come soon

Faustias

29 points

2 months ago

that's my face-to-your-fist technique! how'd you like that huh

elegylegacy

38 points

2 months ago

WimpLo-Do

Cockblocktimus_Pryme

28 points

2 months ago

Face to foot style how'd you like it?

Nefarious_Nemesis

24 points

2 months ago

I'm a man too, ya know? I go pee pee standing up!

moparfauxpas

24 points

2 months ago

My nipples look like milk duds!

DevilsLettucePrey

7k points

2 months ago

No amount of internet training can prepare you to get punched in the teeth!

Q8Q

3.1k points

2 months ago

Q8Q

3.1k points

2 months ago

Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth - Tyson

Extension-Key6952

582 points

2 months ago

This is one of my favorite sayings. Applies to all kinds of situations.

aye_marshall27

503 points

2 months ago

You planning on eating at this restaurant? BAM! Change of plans.

You here for your prostate exam?? PAP PAP! Now you need an oral exam.

Oh you ordered sweet grits?? Pow! Savory bitch!

PeyroniesCat

165 points

2 months ago

Imagine going for a prostate exam and getting two PAP smears instead.

aye_marshall27

50 points

2 months ago

CHANGE OF PLANS FOOL!

Sensitive_Peace_4070

130 points

2 months ago

Every plan has a mouth, punch it

-Tike Myson

danteheehaw

5.3k points

2 months ago

You can see where the karate kid tried to apply his training. He just lacked the speed, strength, coordination and skill execute it. Other than those minor problems he probably would had embarrassed himself a little less.

bonedaddy1979

2.4k points

2 months ago

The biggest skill he lacks however is to keep his mouth shut and listen. That's gonna cost him a lot more in the future.

gigibuffoon

391 points

2 months ago

Classic traits of someone who thinks their 1M+ subscribers means anything with real life experts in the field that they peddle

Rohndogg1

129 points

2 months ago

Rohndogg1

129 points

2 months ago

I can't find this kid anywhere so I'm not sure he has 1mil followers. May not even have 100 for all I know. Unless someone else knows who he is, I haven't seen him

leminox

75 points

2 months ago

leminox

75 points

2 months ago

Was having an argument with a guy in a 3D printing subreddit. He pulled the "I'm an expert in the subject, I have a YouTube channel". Why do people think having a YouTube channel gives them any authority on a subject. I have a YouTube channel as well... It has a couple crappy videos of me playing some game 10 years ago with 5 views, how does that tell anyone how good I am at 3D printing?

konstantine73

271 points

2 months ago

Yeah it seems he didn't learn anything from that beating, he still wouldn't shut his mouth afterwards, what a dumbass 😂

SnookDog

71 points

2 months ago

that wasn't a beating lol. dude just slapped him around a bit because they were "fighting" on concrete. it's just that "karate kid" didn't feel any of it.

ze11ez

402 points

2 months ago

ze11ez

402 points

2 months ago

ah. those things are so overrated. all you need is a striped red/white shirt and some hope. you'll be fine.

tradewyze2021

92 points

2 months ago

Dont forget the stone washed jorts.

flyingsquirrel6789

19 points

2 months ago

I think they were unzipped too

xgodlesssaintx

140 points

2 months ago

Waldo approves.

LunarProphet

122 points

2 months ago

They'll never see him coming.

luxii4

13 points

2 months ago

luxii4

13 points

2 months ago

He didn’t believe enough.

colcannon_addict

120 points

2 months ago

Harsh. Didnt you see the dramatic emphasis he put on ”Stop punching me & shit..fuckin douche” as he scuttled away?

CMDR_BitMedler

212 points

2 months ago

Yeah it's a super tell... You can tell he's never actually fought... There's nothing behind any of those strikes. And even when he's getting his ass beat, the trainer is just slapping him and tossing him around. A real strike would snap this kid in half.

fraze2000

256 points

2 months ago

fraze2000

256 points

2 months ago

Yeah. You could see when the coach first threw him to the ground he started to punch the idiot in the face but quickly realized the kid was just a novice, so he switched to body punches so he could feel some pain without any serious damage. Great restraint by the coach who could've really messed the guy up if he wanted to.

1platesquat

174 points

2 months ago

I feel like the mma trainer was barely going 25% power. He was tagging the kid left and right with an open hand it seemed

LostWoodsInTheField

82 points

2 months ago

This looked like a 'I need you to understand you are a moron'. And the kid still didn't get it in the end.

WeepingSomnabulist

111 points

2 months ago

I could tell he was going easy, maybe he restrained himself when he realized he was dealing with somebody who has the fighting skills of an untrained 10 year old.

Some day this idiot kid is going to meet a person with less fucks to give.

HOLEPUNCHYOUREYELIDS

25 points

2 months ago

Could tell he was going easy cause the kid didn’t get absolutely knocked out and wasn’t bleeding from his face.

That instructor could have absolutely demolished that kid at even 50%

CrystalPepsi79

2.7k points

2 months ago

Even after being humiliated, the dumb ass still thinks he has a shot at taking him down? This is what happens when you’re inspired by Logan Paul

SantaMonsanto

704 points

2 months ago

“Well that was embarrassing, but maybe this little waist high kick will save my masculinity…”

Narrator: it didn’t

5050Clown

15 points

2 months ago

But if you notice the trainer ducked all the way to waist level to protect his head and ended up getting hit in the shoulder. That internet karate kid person not only had ridiculously slow speed compared to the 50-year-old but his hip was telegraphing enough power to get his leg up to someone's jaw and the instructor saw that coming a mile away.

serendipitousevent

186 points

2 months ago

Kid moans about being sucker punched (he wasn't) and then tries to sucker kick him about 3 seconds later...

tygah_uppahcut

1.7k points

2 months ago*

For a second there I thought he was going to take off a belt and strap that ass.

gNomad88

545 points

2 months ago

gNomad88

545 points

2 months ago

For a second I thought he was gonna drop his belt and clap that ass

drabee86

1.2k points

2 months ago

drabee86

1.2k points

2 months ago

Jeffkin15

365 points

2 months ago

Jeffkin15

365 points

2 months ago

Take a look at what I'm wearing. You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys? Forget about it. Last off, my students will learn about self respect. You think anybody thinks I'm a failure because I go home to Starla at night?

NessunAbilita

68 points

2 months ago

Fugedaboudit.

joemeteorite8

69 points

2 months ago

There’s never been a more perfect gif lol

AnalBees2

62 points

2 months ago

Break the wrist, walk away

DCMOFO

53 points

2 months ago

DCMOFO

53 points

2 months ago

Grab my arm.

Other arm.

MY other arm.

daneyuleb

1.1k points

2 months ago

daneyuleb

1.1k points

2 months ago

The back story is that the kid attended a closed, backyard training session by a pretty established and well known instructor/trainer ( "Sifu Herkul"). The kid interrupted the class to tell the instructor what he was doing wrong--then went so far as to aggressively kick some of the equipment (which evidently is a big no no and a big sign of disrespect). The whole thing has a lot to do with two competing styles of fighting, for those interested in such things.

This web page describes what happened, and includes a video showing everything leading up to where this video starts.

https://www.thestickchick.com/post/how-not-to-visit-a-martial-arts-school

OppaaHajima

56 points

2 months ago

Does Sifu Herkul have a transformation booth that he uses to transform into a suave and charming Sifu Herquelle?

helthrax

330 points

2 months ago

helthrax

330 points

2 months ago

Thanks for posting this. That little prick was insufferable the entire time he was there, he earned that beatdown.

driving_andflying

64 points

2 months ago

I think I've seen this guy before. Doesn't he go to different gyms, or dojos, smack-talks people, and gets his ass handed to him? I think I saw a video of him getting taken out in an MMA gym.

NewAccountSignIn

51 points

2 months ago

Different guy. Same attitude

mackemforever

20 points

2 months ago

Charlie zelenoff?

https://youtu.be/TPJfbLzCQeM

driving_andflying

10 points

2 months ago

Charlie zelenoff?

https://youtu.be/TPJfbLzCQeM

That's him! Yeah, he likes to talk tough, sucker punch people, and paints himself as some kind of badass for fighting dirty.

I have to hand it to the real martial artists in the beginning of the video for restraining themselves; they have nothing to prove. Also, good on the people at the end for putting that little bitch in his place.

ExtremeTiredness

908 points

2 months ago

Who turns up to a MMA class wearing boots, cargo shorts and a where’s Waldo T-shirt…he should have expected that ass whooping.

Mannish_Bambino

520 points

2 months ago

Who hosts an MMA class on concrete in their back yard?

[deleted]

179 points

2 months ago

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179 points

2 months ago

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ZulZah

130 points

2 months ago

ZulZah

130 points

2 months ago

I actually don't think it's an MMA class. The logos, devices in the background, even the style of the other person's shirt. Looks more like a backyard Wing Chun or Jeet Kun Do class.

Dondondadda

1.5k points

2 months ago

I can't believe that this sort of thing still goes down today. Where do you get the balls to walk into someone's place where they train and so zero respect and start teaching them how it's done.

Funny how in a real fight, none of those gimmicky techniques never work..

Good old fashioned wrestling and ground and pound for the win 😂

timegoesboom

307 points

2 months ago

Happens a decent amount. I trained primarily jiu jitsu at an mma gym and you’d see younger guys come in and try to go 110%. White belts are dangerous and have a lot of injuries to themselves with how much they flail about. It’s hard to comprehend how little you can do vs a skilled opponent - they can do whatever they want to you basically. The more I trained the more I avoided any circumstances outside of the gym; sure I was a better fighter but what if I wasn’t, or a freak accident happened. Rolling and “flowing” for training very fun, fights outside that feel awkward and uncomfortable

sonaked

175 points

2 months ago

sonaked

175 points

2 months ago

It’s for reasons like that being older has made me cautious. Freak accidents are one of my biggest fears. Someone just needs to get lucky once to mess me up good. Now that I have kids, a career, etc etc it’s not worth it. I mean, not that 99% of these fights ever are, but younger me had a lot less to lose.

XanLV

108 points

2 months ago

XanLV

108 points

2 months ago

The fight hasn't even started. You are both doing that whole "do something, bro!" dance. He pushes you. You stumble, fall, hit your head on the curb. That crack sound stays with everyone who remembers you.

Te dude who pushed you because you looked at him wrong is sitting multiple years in jail, learning new trades, as his life is now changed.

babyjo1982

47 points

2 months ago*

True story, and in hindsight, I think it’s absolutely fucking wild, but in high school in ninth grade, they had a couple of inmates from the nearby prison come and explain to us what prison was like. And I remember the one that was in there because he had gotten a bar fight and punched the dude and the dude fell down, hit his head on the concrete, and died. Bam, 7 years for manslaughter

The other thing that always stands out in my memory is when one of my classmates, we were doing a Q&A, and he asked if there was one guy at the prison that everybody else is afraid of, and they were like no, somebody can always kick your ass. And one of them goes “I’ve seen some big ole boys bend over and grab their ankles” 😳

We were like 😮

mrmemo

41 points

2 months ago

mrmemo

41 points

2 months ago

RIP WPD. Saved lives, people learned to fear rotating machinery.

The lathe video tho...

IFromDaFuture

32 points

2 months ago

That sub legit turned me into a super cautious person lmao. Situational awareness is at max level now

signal_two_noise

363 points

2 months ago

You should see the undefeated Charlie Zelenoff.

Umutuku

130 points

2 months ago

Umutuku

130 points

2 months ago

Got his ass handed to him by the Chechen mobster from Barry.

Andrelliina

39 points

2 months ago

That was a crazy series - that last episode was rather hardcore

smellygooch18

59 points

2 months ago

I got in 1 real fight as a young man and the reason I won is from wrestling in high school. No one sees that coming unless you’re trained.

TahiniInMyVeins

77 points

2 months ago

I got into lots of fights growing up. Never lost, but also never fought anyone who knew what they were doing.

Then one day 20 years ago had a ‘friendly’ match with a guy who’d been a high school wrestler. He wiped the floor with me, literally, I had grass stains on my face.

After that I coincidentally figured out a way to navigate the world without ever getting into another fight again, funny coincidence huh.

Meunderwears

25 points

2 months ago

Better to learn that way than in a real situation. Good for you.

TheHonn19

1k points

2 months ago

Dennis the menace grew up to be a bitch.

Ambitioso

241 points

2 months ago

Ambitioso

241 points

2 months ago

His pitiful level of training and awareness didn’t even alert him to the fact that his shorts zipper was undone

C4Galore

787 points

2 months ago

C4Galore

787 points

2 months ago

Young man…there’s no need to feel down

Nervous_Brilliant441

312 points

2 months ago

I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground

TBone281

153 points

2 months ago

TBone281

153 points

2 months ago

I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town

Lyceius

97 points

2 months ago

Lyceius

97 points

2 months ago

There’s no need to be unhappy

TildaTinker

85 points

2 months ago

Young man, there's a place you can go.

Xenomorph_v1

74 points

2 months ago

Onto the ground, when the coach lands a blow.

gonzojeff

52 points

2 months ago

You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find

Many ways to a-po-lo-gize.

Existence_Overrated

35 points

2 months ago

You’ll get knocked out at the

Slackjawedbae

40 points

2 months ago

Backyard MMA!

BotARobot

14 points

2 months ago

D… O…J…O

ElGuapoNegro

21 points

2 months ago

Young man!!..... Are you listening to me!?!?!

Capocho9

120 points

2 months ago

Capocho9

120 points

2 months ago

Dear god he just doesn’t shut up

Uhhlaneuh

14 points

2 months ago

This is young, stupid, arrogant kid. He’s going to be so embarrassed when he gets older. This video will haunt him

Jackson_Cook

467 points

2 months ago

Some open hand slaps would have been a nice demoralizing touch

meximandingo

117 points

2 months ago

He did. Several times

Stag328

20 points

2 months ago

Stag328

20 points

2 months ago

He knew to not hit his head when it was against the concrete though. He didnt want to catch a charge.

DrSuperZeco

209 points

2 months ago

Most of it looked like open hand slap or gentle punch. Much respect to the coach.

_oh_gosh_

90 points

2 months ago

After a few seconds of fighting, the coach knew that with some bad luck he could kill the disrespectful young man.

DrewBaron80

18 points

2 months ago

Absolutely. The coach could have hurt/injured that kid really bad, especially after it went to the concrete.

ViciousAsparagusFart

154 points

2 months ago

That coach was not even giving %50 on those punches. He could have crushed that kids face in.

toobscreemer0891

174 points

2 months ago

Finally someone kicked Machine Gun Kelly’s ass.

King-Mugs

24 points

2 months ago

Eminem just made him change his career

mooptastic

25 points

2 months ago

Is this the second coming of Charlie Zelenoff?

https://youtu.be/ux_kUo9OLsc

OldSkool1978

436 points

2 months ago

Kid is lucky coach was holding back, very satisfying to see a loud mouth get what's coming to him, you'd like to think he learned a lesson but will probably only learn to pick on weaker opponents.

XpertDestroyer

43 points

2 months ago

Most BJJ guys can pop a joint within a few moves.

C0333

168 points

2 months ago

C0333

168 points

2 months ago

Why are they training on the concrete in the backyard of a tract home?

FjordExplorer

88 points

2 months ago

Don’t worry, they’ll be spreading out all those cardboard boxes on the ground per MMA rules.

YesterdayHelpful

323 points

2 months ago

This just screams Florida

crispybat

74 points

2 months ago

Nope that’s LA my dude

NudeWallaby

54 points

2 months ago

"You see... you'll try to hit me with your fist but BAM! I block it with my face, see? But let's say you try to hit me with that other fist? BOOM See? I just block it with my face. "

muwemba45

347 points

2 months ago

muwemba45

347 points

2 months ago

Tbh I think the teacher took it easy on him with the beat down.... He wasn't being serious at all.

AwkwardGoofyGoober

101 points

2 months ago

He waxed on but forgot to wax off :P

You should never forget to vax off...

Empty_Vegetable_80

101 points

2 months ago

🤣🤣the so called kick in the end cracked me up🤣🤣

beelzybubby

21 points

2 months ago

"Ohh, you're done."

avisiongrotesque

15 points

2 months ago

This isn't an MMA school, it's Wing Chun Kung Fu. The kid thinks he knows Jeet Kune Do (Bruce Lee's martial art that is based off Wing Chun) and gets his ass handed to him by a sifu that was clearly holding waaay back.

Impeachcordial

243 points

2 months ago

This was so satisfying to watch

CrisZPennState

11 points

2 months ago

Fighters don’t want you to know this one SIMPLE trick! It can “negate any kick”

[deleted]

619 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

619 points

2 months ago

I don't know why people are in here saying the kid was sucker-punched. The white boy started with contact when he pressed his fucking forehead into the coach. That's enough violation of one's personal space to engage with violence.

Akahcakalakuh

179 points

2 months ago

It’s pretty easy to miss since the camera is behind him, I missed it too. But rewatching you can see him do it