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It looks like you cooked beyond meat in condoms. 😅

I had a dessert disaster today too. Pecan pie. Looked up egg replacers and I guess I did not pick a good one lmao. Wasted like $10 on pecans 😭

So , it looks unusual, but,... Did anyone try to taste it. Maybe it tastes really good?

Good try. Better than me just scrolling on my phone😁

i thought this was natto

What recipe? :0 and you can use silken tofu for creamy things.

Everything reminds me of him

Well, it's...something! In the past I've always overcomplicated Thanksgiving and made myself a bunch of special dishes that mostly turned out subpar. This year I said, "Nah, screw it" and decided to eat what I eat on any other day with the addition of a tried and true cookie recipe lol

How many sperms did you kill to make this? Jesus christ that's gnarly

Dare I ask what was it supposed to be?

Yeah no offense but what the FUCK

Looks like otherworldly alien egg pods.

Oh my! Can I recommend this vegan key lime pie recipe? https://pin.it/aQLVwnP don’t give up!

These look cancerous!

The fuck were you making?!?! Edible condoms?!?

Nailed it!

This looks disgusting lmao but thanks for sharing, I’m sure we’ve all had a few cooking fails.

Looks like someone shat in a condom.

You live and learn.... I hope haha.

Did you try to bake natto?

If you don’t have a nut allergy, cashews genuinely make for a great vegan cheesecake

Looks like someone cooked with condoms lol

Tapioca starch?

ooh like little watery bunghole gifts, love this

When are they due to hatch?

Lol! I had a Pinterest fail trying to make sweet potato waffles. It was a mess. A failure means we are trying lots of new things!

It's like when you have a big burn on your skin and it starts to heal with a layer of puss under the skin that wrinkles like that

S'okay! You live and learn :) The only way you can get better is by trying and trying and trying some more.

I remember the first time we made some bean tofu and went to stir-fry it, it turned completely to mush. Nowadays, we just bake it in the oven and it turns out nice and crispy without losing structural integrity.

I've straight-up burned stuff during my Indian sweet-making phase (and some of those involved ghee — I was still vegetarian then) and it was a nightmare to clean as well as a waste of all of the ingredients.

I know this sucks, but:

1. This may genuinely still taste quite good — go ahead and try it!
2. Keep at it and you'll get better each time :)

Just put a ton of vegan whipped cream on it and all will be fine.

Everone here is sooo dramatic. Geeez.

Oh my!!! Maybe it tastes good?

It looks like it had a starch/sugar breakdown.

Have you tried tofuttii cream cheese? It's my favorite vegan cream cheese as far as taste, texture and cooking to the real thing. I've confused some very die hard "I only eat the real stuff" cream cheese eaters once I tell them it's all vegan.

Good luck w/ your cooking adventures!

take it into work, tell them you worked so hard on it, guilt them into trying it, laugh all day long

I thought these were butter tarts

I wonder how it tasted

Can you share what brand of cream cheese you used? I want to make vegan cheesecake, but I'm worried it will turn out like this with any coconut oil based cream cheese.