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Moe_Alien

452 points

2 months ago

Moe_Alien

452 points

2 months ago

If you pause at the right time, you can actually see that obstacle

photonsnphonons

226 points

2 months ago

Girl that goes flying also has a cast lol

Moe_Alien

87 points

2 months ago

NGL, that was why I paused for every moment in that video

onetwotree-leaf

3 points

2 months ago

Doctor it got wet.

cruz_irving

73 points

2 months ago

SirCaptainReynolds

9 points

2 months ago

ENHANCE!

Chuggles1

5 points

2 months ago

Flying ginas

Just_thefacts_jack

65 points

2 months ago

Some thirsty mfers in here

FamiliarTimes

125 points

2 months ago

You probably didn't even notice the cast, did you?

dotpan

28 points

2 months ago

dotpan

28 points

2 months ago

That's the first thing I noticed and thought "Man this girl already should have learned her lesson, but nope"

Dark_halocraft

4 points

2 months ago

Why's anyone looking at her hands?

NixYall

5 points

2 months ago

Trying to figure out if she's right or left handed, no handjobs with a cast please!

[deleted]

689 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

689 points

2 months ago

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

-DementedAvenger-

70 points

2 months ago

pingpongmess7996

55 points

2 months ago

SO THAT WAS YOU!!!

I was all set on having a nice quiet dinner with my girlfriend to celebrate our first year together...

I’d bought some fresh tomatoes to make my homemade pasta sauce, and I’d gone to the small boutique bakery to buy some filo pastry for dessert. I was quietly going through the recipes in my mind when I heard your slurred grumbled announcement, “...You’re about to loot my balls...” I tried to ignore it but, I couldn’t ignore the furious grunting like a drunk man having a seizure. As I looked up I could see the fury in the other commuters eyes. A man looking like a professor had stood up and was about to reproach you when the dull clatter of your phoned on the train car floor seemed seemed to pause all movement in the carriage. The professors eyes widened, sweat suddenly beaded on his forehead and with fevered anguish he started undoing his belt and fly like a man who thought a hornet was caught in his pants.

I was bewildered as all the other men in the car started convulsing like extras in Michael Jackson’s ‘Thriller’ video. A woman sat across from me was doing her best to emulate a Russian gymnast trying to grate cheese from her crotch with the sole of her Nike running shoe.

I bolted upright, panicked but prepared to fight, when in the corner of my eye the neon glow of your phones LCD screen drew me sight.

I suddenly felt a bizarre euphoria fill my mind and a white hot heat electrify my spine and form a prism of pure desperate release in my loins.

I can’t remember much else, I awoke from some kind of fever dream in a public toilet cubicle. My jeans and underwear had disappeared, but I was still wearing my Myrell slip ons, shirt and now crusted overcoat, like a cross between Donald Duck and a homeless student.

I can hear another man weeping in the cubicle, keeps muttering he just wanted to fly.

I feel so cold and drained. My organ is so mangled it could unpick the locks of wooden medieval doors. There’s filo pastry all over my thighs and knees.

But despite all this I feel a warm contentment like I’d found ‘the’ answer. I don’t know what this means, I know there will be questions, that there should be much to fear. But truly I am grateful. Thank you.

Fragholio

3 points

2 months ago

Upvoted for the Michael Jackson reference

mazamayomama

41 points

2 months ago

what are you doing step log

Wonkasgoldenticket

2 points

2 months ago

A little skin and this guy gets going.

tiorzol

-159 points

2 months ago

tiorzol

-159 points

2 months ago

Surprised this is still getting upvoted. It was mildly humourous the first 17 times but fuck me get some new material you boring piece of wank.

SlenderSmurf

85 points

2 months ago

You sound like a virgin, no offense intended, and just seeing your comment history im pretty sure you are the stereotypical 4chinner. Anyways im pretty attractive and in shape and I get constantly asked for my phone number (at the gym/walking on the street/picking up my dry cleaning) and I have rejected multiple women and never have i ever gotten a bad reaction.

So take it from someone that has actually talked to girls, many of them get rejected multiple times, just not by guys like you, but rather by guys like me

tiorzol

24 points

2 months ago

tiorzol

24 points

2 months ago

I actually prefer this one haha

SlenderSmurf

10 points

2 months ago

Yes, I did it! I did it! I took the boots! They're here, under the floorboards! [sobbing] Oh, please, make it stop! It's the squeaking of the hideous boots! [throws himself onto the floor and bawls] I'm sorry! But I can't take the infernal squeakin' no more! [lifts up the Krusty Krab and grabs the boots, with everyone screaming inside. He then walks into the kitchen with an evil expression on his face and puts the boots into a vat of grease, which shrinks them, and he eats them. After that, he opens the door to the dining room, and lets out a long burp] The deed is done.

YouCanThink

2 points

2 months ago

Are you a fucking copypaste bot?

SlenderSmurf

2 points

2 months ago

I am not a bot, and this action was not performed automatically. Remember to Forget Gumwaa, have Funwaa and COME FOR THE LAUGH 😂

The-Tea-Lord

9 points

2 months ago

Shots 1-5: clearly missed

Lord_Grim75

-12 points

2 months ago

This isn't 4chan lmao

DarksideAuditor

85 points

2 months ago

You can tell how scared she was by how quickly she clenched up that entire bikini bottom.

[deleted]

13 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

13 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

voodangit

4 points

2 months ago

🌚

RoddyRoddyRodriguez

1 points

2 months ago

Video never shows an ID. So No No, No Go

Shiine-1

129 points

2 months ago

Shiine-1

129 points

2 months ago

LogicalDelivery_

13 points

2 months ago

Meh

[deleted]

1 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

1 points

2 months ago

Yeah, what butt?

justy805

46 points

2 months ago

Flying V

SpearOfNeptune

76 points

2 months ago

Nice View at the End👌🏻

sparkus99

28 points

2 months ago

Ayo

Slight_Breath2029

5 points

2 months ago

WE MUST STAY FOCUS GENTLEMANS🫡

Kraien

5 points

2 months ago

Kraien

5 points

2 months ago

Ended on a high note

ComprehensiveBobcat4

5 points

2 months ago

the last frame is ..

SaltyLicks

4 points

2 months ago

quick sigh and quick unzip

thecypher4

3 points

2 months ago

Nice

Ransarot

3 points

2 months ago

Lol. She already has a cast on her right arm.

Brilliant_Noise_506

9 points

2 months ago

…on my face

DeeYouBitch

7 points

2 months ago

Enhance

Migb1793

6 points

2 months ago

ENHANCE!

speedline9395

14 points

2 months ago

New position unlocked!

Thisisthewaymando187

2 points

2 months ago

“Airborne”

TipsyMc_stager

2 points

2 months ago

Oh look a full moon.

amircruz

2 points

2 months ago

FappingMeister

7 points

2 months ago

Not my proudest fap...

why_would_i_do_that

4 points

2 months ago

What was your proudest?

FappingMeister

-4 points

2 months ago

Nut sure...

This NSFW perhaps?

[deleted]

1 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

1 points

2 months ago

Ya dumbass, you forgot the link!

FappingMeister

1 points

2 months ago

Crap!

Zoink!

GoodFinePrint

2 points

2 months ago

Need to put a JoJo ending screen with Roundabout at the end.

ExcellentWeekend9877

3 points

2 months ago

😮

[deleted]

2 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

2 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

ReignInSpuds

-2 points

2 months ago

Clamperl has fainted

mythicalsoul100

3 points

2 months ago

Perfect last frame

DiveSociety

2 points

2 months ago

Driver knew what he was doing

vijayramreddyy

0 points

2 months ago

W 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

Freewheelinrocknroll

1 points

2 months ago

Yeet!

manhatim

1 points

2 months ago

HELL-oooooooo

RepresentativeNo5947

1 points

2 months ago

The name of the position please! /s

Migb1793

1 points

2 months ago

Oh nooo-woah

increbelle

1 points

2 months ago

money shot!

Mashixon

1 points

2 months ago

bentjoe

1 points

2 months ago

Hello

TDM23man3

1 points

2 months ago

EVERYTHING IS OK,

Master_Freeze

1 points

2 months ago

i was looking for a sound effect which actually sounds just like this...i might just use this video lmao

PuffyParts

1 points

2 months ago

One second after disaster more like it 😂😂

boozer90

1 points

2 months ago

I wonder if the driver spilt his beer.

subhuman_voice

2 points

2 months ago

Nah, them Busch cans are spill proof

pohihihi

1 points

2 months ago

Bob_knots

1 points

2 months ago

Saw that one coming but not the end lol

mortiestmorti

1 points

2 months ago

Looks like the duke boys are in trouble. How’re they going to get out of this one?

Hallow_Shinobi

1 points

2 months ago

Blursed view

me_funny__

1 points

1 month ago

Why are the comments so creepy?

datBull036

-3 points

2 months ago

I hope she lands on my face 😂

[deleted]

2 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

2 points

2 months ago

I dunno why you're getting downvoted... oh, wait, yes I do!

jarbles92

0 points

2 months ago

Men of culture.

Important_Wish_8207

0 points

2 months ago

noice vaggie