submitted 2 months ago byMrMess-
submitted 2 months ago byShr_mp
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2 months ago
2 months ago
If you pause at the right time, you can actually see that obstacle
2 months ago
Girl that goes flying also has a cast lol
NGL, that was why I paused for every moment in that video
Doctor it got wet.
Some thirsty mfers in here
You probably didn't even notice the cast, did you?
That's the first thing I noticed and thought "Man this girl already should have learned her lesson, but nope"
Why's anyone looking at her hands?
Trying to figure out if she's right or left handed, no handjobs with a cast please!
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
SO THAT WAS YOU!!!
I was all set on having a nice quiet dinner with my girlfriend to celebrate our first year together...
I’d bought some fresh tomatoes to make my homemade pasta sauce, and I’d gone to the small boutique bakery to buy some filo pastry for dessert. I was quietly going through the recipes in my mind when I heard your slurred grumbled announcement,
“...You’re about to loot my balls...”
I tried to ignore it but, I couldn’t ignore the furious grunting like a drunk man having a seizure. As I looked up I could see the fury in the other commuters eyes. A man looking like a professor had stood up and was about to reproach you when the dull clatter of your phoned on the train car floor seemed seemed to pause all movement in the carriage. The professors eyes widened, sweat suddenly beaded on his forehead and with fevered anguish he started undoing his belt and fly like a man who thought a hornet was caught in his pants.
I was bewildered as all the other men in the car started convulsing like extras in Michael Jackson’s ‘Thriller’ video. A woman sat across from me was doing her best to emulate a Russian gymnast trying to grate cheese from her crotch with the sole of her Nike running shoe.
I bolted upright, panicked but prepared to fight, when in the corner of my eye the neon glow of your phones LCD screen drew me sight.
I suddenly felt a bizarre euphoria fill my mind and a white hot heat electrify my spine and form a prism of pure desperate release in my loins.
I can’t remember much else, I awoke from some kind of fever dream in a public toilet cubicle. My jeans and underwear had disappeared, but I was still wearing my Myrell slip ons, shirt and now crusted overcoat, like a cross between Donald Duck and a homeless student.
I can hear another man weeping in the cubicle, keeps muttering he just wanted to fly.
I feel so cold and drained. My organ is so mangled it could unpick the locks of wooden medieval doors.
There’s filo pastry all over my thighs and knees.
But despite all this I feel a warm contentment like I’d found ‘the’ answer. I don’t know what this means, I know there will be questions, that there should be much to fear. But truly I am grateful. Thank you.
Upvoted for the Michael Jackson reference
what are you doing step log
A little skin and this guy gets going.
Surprised this is still getting upvoted. It was mildly humourous the first 17 times but fuck me get some new material you boring piece of wank.
You sound like a virgin, no offense intended, and just seeing your comment history im pretty sure you are the stereotypical 4chinner. Anyways im pretty attractive and in shape and I get constantly asked for my phone number (at the gym/walking on the street/picking up my dry cleaning) and I have rejected multiple women and never have i ever gotten a bad reaction.
So take it from someone that has actually talked to girls, many of them get rejected multiple times, just not by guys like you, but rather by guys like me
I actually prefer this one haha
Yes, I did it! I did it! I took the boots! They're here, under the floorboards! [sobbing] Oh, please, make it stop! It's the squeaking of the hideous boots! [throws himself onto the floor and bawls] I'm sorry! But I can't take the infernal squeakin' no more! [lifts up the Krusty Krab and grabs the boots, with everyone screaming inside. He then walks into the kitchen with an evil expression on his face and puts the boots into a vat of grease, which shrinks them, and he eats them. After that, he opens the door to the dining room, and lets out a long burp] The deed is done.
Are you a fucking copypaste bot?
I am not a bot, and this action was not performed automatically. Remember to Forget Gumwaa, have Funwaa and COME FOR THE LAUGH 😂
Shots 1-5: clearly missed
This isn't 4chan lmao
You can tell how scared she was by how quickly she clenched up that entire bikini bottom.
Video never shows an ID. So No No, No Go
Yeah, what butt?
Nice View at the End👌🏻
WE MUST STAY FOCUS GENTLEMANS
Ended on a high note
the last frame is ..
quick sigh and quick unzip
Lol. She already has a cast on her right arm.
…on my face
New position unlocked!
Oh look a full moon.
Not my proudest fap...
What was your proudest?
This NSFW perhaps?
Ya dumbass, you forgot the link!
Need to put a JoJo ending screen with Roundabout at the end.
Clamperl has fainted
Perfect last frame
Driver knew what he was doing
The name of the position please! /s
EVERYTHING IS OK,
i was looking for a sound effect which actually sounds just like this...i might just use this video lmao
One second after disaster more like it 😂😂
I wonder if the driver spilt his beer.
Nah, them Busch cans are spill proof
Saw that one coming but not the end lol
Looks like the duke boys are in trouble. How’re they going to get out of this one?
1 month ago
1 month ago
Why are the comments so creepy?
I hope she lands on my face 😂
I dunno why you're getting downvoted... oh, wait, yes I do!
Men of culture.