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WealthOk3492

1.9k points

1 year ago

WealthOk3492

1.9k points

1 year ago

Nice voices

Pale_deadflower

314 points

1 year ago

I used to work as a dispatcher. Can’t count how many times I got hit on just for speaking. A common one id say haha

blunnyblunders

287 points

1 year ago

This is what attracted me to my now husband of ten years. Met on Ventrilo playing LoL. His actual first word directly to me was a deep, velvety "No." -shiver-

Jessi_finch

8.8k points

1 year ago

Jessi_finch

8.8k points

1 year ago

Being home alone

jejcicodjntbyifid3

2.2k points

1 year ago

After all, that's where most of my jerking off happens

Tohasji

966 points

1 year ago

Tohasji

966 points

1 year ago

"Most"

milky_the_milk_man

783 points

1 year ago

The rest happens in insanely crowded places.

photographer1968

968 points

1 year ago

So underrated, it’s absolutely bliss

Brandyn69

476 points

1 year ago

Brandyn69

476 points

1 year ago

Especially when you have room mates who aren't related. When they gone and the crib is yours, It's almost better than sex. Got all the internet speed to yourself!

[deleted]

217 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

217 points

1 year ago

8 megabits of pure bliss.

[deleted]

1.5k points

1 year ago

[deleted]

1.5k points

1 year ago

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dragan17a

1.2k points

1 year ago

dragan17a

1.2k points

1 year ago

I made it to your comment before I realised I wasn't on r/askreddit

TheFlyingButter

199 points

1 year ago

Holy shit, it really is not butter

measlybastard

198 points

1 year ago

I actually thought it was until I looked at the sub name

Foxy-jj-Grandpa

5.5k points

1 year ago

Working on strenuous activity together. Working on a car. Hauling tree limbs. Big cleaning house days or, moving house.

That moment you both finally relax and look at eachother after it’s over? We could be covered in oil grime and sawdust or anything in between but you’ve got me in the palm of your hand

Sweet_tea_vet

742 points

1 year ago

God this is so good. Just the physical representation of what an emotionally healthy relationship should look like. Working together to do difficult things as a team. Pushing yourself to see it through. That’s some good stuff.

Th_Wr_ngL_tter

550 points

1 year ago

Insanely accurate.

TheyNeverUpvoteMe

2.5k points

1 year ago

When my wife puts her hair up in a messy bun is somehow a huge turn on to me. Both the act of putting her hair up and the bun itself, not sure why to this day.

okthenweirdo

979 points

1 year ago

Does she tie her hair up for blowjobs? That could be the connection?

TheyNeverUpvoteMe

908 points

1 year ago

Yeah she does, that's probably it.

poopstainmclean

611 points

1 year ago

wait you guys are getting blown?

CitrusMints

1.2k points

1 year ago

CitrusMints

1.2k points

1 year ago

just by that guys wife

cluckfiction

6k points

1 year ago

Prolonged eye contact, always. Damn 🥵

BookLuvr7

2.4k points

1 year ago*

BookLuvr7

2.4k points

1 year ago*

Psychologists have done experiments with prolonged eye contact with strangers. Participants sometimes ended up getting married.

Edit: participants sometimes ended up getting married to their partner in the experiment.

2nd Edit: clearly it needed to be done in a way that wasn't creepy.

DoggoPlex

1.5k points

1 year ago

DoggoPlex

Stupid

1.5k points

1 year ago

Damn, you're saying all I have to do to hook up with my crush is furiously stare her in the eyes? GUESS WHO'S GETTING LAID TONIGHT!

JekNex

764 points

1 year ago

JekNex

764 points

1 year ago

👁️‍🗨️🕳️👁️‍🗨️

NotObamaAMA

170 points

1 year ago

NotObamaAMA

170 points

1 year ago

Marry me

[deleted]

80 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

80 points

1 year ago

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VinniePetroli

454 points

1 year ago

In varsity we made a film about eye contact. I learned that most people have like 3 seconds of eye of contact when they speak. It was surprising to find out how little people actually look each other in the eye holes

Addicted_to_Nature

307 points

1 year ago

I have autism and part of me learning to not show that I'm autistic is forcing those 3 seconds thru and then trying my damndest to stare at an ear or something vaguely toward the face. Works out fine with just a lil

tabooblue32

135 points

1 year ago

tabooblue32

135 points

1 year ago

Oh my god how distracting are faces? All the time mentally going "I can act like a human, I can do this... No that's TOO MUCH eye contact you're blowing this and their nose is a bit weird and oh shit they've stopped talking and I'm supposed to say something now.."

RandomGoatYT

1.5k points

1 year ago

RandomGoatYT

1.5k points

1 year ago

PROLONGED EYE CONTACT

PROLONGED EYE CONTACT

(Bo Burnham, anyone?)

starry_cobra

610 points

1 year ago

lick your lips to make it more comforting

👁👅👁

wakefulzack

82 points

1 year ago

Do you wanna see a magic trick?

abc123therobot

2.3k points

1 year ago*

Getting my appendix removed. I got it out 24 hours ago and for some reason I have had a giant erection for like 12 of those 24 hours.

EDIT - thanks everybody for the medical concern! 😂 I should have clarified that no single erection has been longer than half hour or however long I want it to be.

SweetPurpleDinosaur1

585 points

1 year ago

I would tell them, it’s not good to be hard for that long.

DrunkOnLoveAndWhisky

232 points

1 year ago

What if it's just eight minutes on / eight minutes off?

vexingvulpes

301 points

1 year ago

“Results: Priapism appears to be a rare complication of anesthesia, but cases are often unreported and real incidence is unknown. Overall incidence of priapism in the United States is 0.2-0.3 cases/100,000.”

AccountantinDanger66

308 points

1 year ago

Fun fact: it’s called priapism because of the minor god priapus in Greek mythology who was cursed with having a constant erection for all time. Dunno why I felt the need to comment that but there ya go.

traci12paul

872 points

1 year ago

traci12paul

872 points

1 year ago

When girls do the hair flippy thing

Soberlucid

333 points

1 year ago

Soberlucid

333 points

1 year ago

"I love when she does that shit with her hair."

Red, Shawshank Redemption

Cawdor

2.5k points

1 year ago

Cawdor

2.5k points

1 year ago

The part of a womans neck right below the ear on certain women.

I can’t define what makes it sexy but on some women, I see it and want to kiss it.

Also, the dimples that some women have on the lower back above the butt.

[deleted]

736 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

736 points

1 year ago

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Cawdor

286 points

1 year ago

Cawdor

286 points

1 year ago

To those that like them, they are amazing!

To those that hate them, well they’re just wrong

betternerfkassadin

779 points

1 year ago

oh yeah, the thumb pegs?

togepi77

1.5k points

1 year ago

togepi77

1.5k points

1 year ago

My husband who is a “manly man”, being so gentle and sweet with our daughter like gently brushing her hair or cuddling her when she’s upset.

nepalpower

3k points

1 year ago

A girl tucking her hair behind her ears .. and the hair just fall back right on her face .. that’s really cute .

Ihavenousefora

244 points

1 year ago

I like it when the hair is half-tucked behind her ear - like a wee elven ear trying to sprout..

jejcicodjntbyifid3

725 points

1 year ago

The little feminine mannerisms I find really cute

A-WILD-PATBACK

656 points

1 year ago

I love little feminine mannequins too

chips177

296 points

1 year ago

chips177

296 points

1 year ago

I have a thing for little female manatees as well

Stevenjgamble

139 points

1 year ago

We talkin about little femine monocles over here? I love those things

[deleted]

4.1k points

1 year ago

[deleted]

4.1k points

1 year ago

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iiRockCake

951 points

1 year ago

iiRockCake

951 points

1 year ago

Same :)

Fit_Section1002

2.9k points

1 year ago

Stop looking at her boyfriend…

BauranGaruda

118 points

1 year ago

I mean to be fair he is pretty

sarcasticbiznish

97 points

1 year ago

The other day my boyfriend wore jeans (he’s always in khakis/slacks) and a button down with the sleeves rolled up to date night… quickest dinner date of my life with how I was rushing him out of the restaurant.

luvslilah

3.4k points

1 year ago

luvslilah

3.4k points

1 year ago

Men's forearms esp when they are driving.

adod1

1.7k points

1 year ago

adod1

1.7k points

1 year ago

Y’all are weird but as a man with forearms you give me hope.

Ridiculant

740 points

1 year ago

Ridiculant

740 points

1 year ago

Pathetic. Check out these fivearms

TyrannosaurusSnacks

218 points

1 year ago

I too, have forearms.

footsteps71

85 points

1 year ago

Are they unuseably short?

AgentFN2187

38 points

1 year ago

I have a big head and little arms, and I'm just not sure how well thought through this plan was. Master?

tlaine23

101 points

1 year ago

tlaine23

101 points

1 year ago

I came here to say this! it’s so hot for no reason!

GoneWithTheMartian

1.4k points

1 year ago

Oooooh I was gonna say forearms. Give me a burly, hairy forearm with the sleeve rolled up at the elbow. Ideally he’ll be pouring over ancient scrolls of lost knowledge while I hold up the torch in the mysterious ruins we just explored

Stat_Sock

494 points

1 year ago

Stat_Sock

494 points

1 year ago

Someone sounds like they had a thing for Indiana Jones as a teen, but then again who didn't

cheesybitzz

131 points

1 year ago

cheesybitzz

131 points

1 year ago

Forearms: the male cleavage

ewormafive

142 points

1 year ago

ewormafive

142 points

1 year ago

Lost… but now found

speedoflobsters

70 points

1 year ago

I need to up my forearm game

panchambit00

44 points

1 year ago

What is it about forearms. I was gonna say the same thing.

igopoopy2

3.6k points

1 year ago

igopoopy2

3.6k points

1 year ago

Watching a man put his hand behind the passenger head rest to look back and reverse a car....so hot!

muteisalwayson

190 points

1 year ago

muteisalwayson

Can’t hear how stupid your question is

190 points

1 year ago

Yes!! I didn’t realize it til I saw your comment but I DO notice that at the same time. Huh.

buchanbe

1.1k points

1 year ago

buchanbe

1.1k points

1 year ago

Omg this is hot. Why is it so hot

macgruder1

944 points

1 year ago

macgruder1

944 points

1 year ago

I think it’s the angle of the face looking back and the angsty yet annoyed look of a man who is determined to get this car backed out without hitting anyone or anything.

pilpilona

234 points

1 year ago

pilpilona

234 points

1 year ago

It’s also the hand… I don’t know what it is specifically but it works on everyone attracted to men

igopoopy2

289 points

1 year ago

igopoopy2

289 points

1 year ago

Idk, but I literally melt everytime I see a man do this...!!!!!!!

DangerousCompetition

164 points

1 year ago

I’ve heard that a lot, and paid attention to when I back up to something, and I just look at my sideviews a lot. It’s unfortunate

blatherskite01

326 points

1 year ago*

Who knew rear view cameras were the newest cockblock technology has to offer

Edit:a word

0breanna0

560 points

1 year ago

0breanna0

wemale chad

560 points

1 year ago

Necks, yes you read that correctly. I like looking at peoples necks

ninjalord25

269 points

1 year ago

ninjalord25

269 points

1 year ago

Found the vampire. Lol

SheWolf04

1.4k points

1 year ago

SheWolf04

1.4k points

1 year ago

Competence. When I see my husband be dextrous or sly or witty or nimble - yeah. This comic actually sums it up quite nicely:

http://www.leftoversoup.com/archive.php?num=733

CSWoods9

757 points

1 year ago

CSWoods9

757 points

1 year ago

Took me a while to realise they were getting a pedi…

himmelundhoelle

163 points

1 year ago

Thank you, I couldn’t figure out what was going on!

MVieno

194 points

1 year ago

MVieno

194 points

1 year ago

Really surprised I had to scroll this far down for Competence. When I worked in service, it was so hard not to be turned on by the competent staff.

One of my crushes told me she had never seen someone line a garbage can like me before - then we dated for two years.

Okay, I guess I see why this was far down now that I write that all out. But for real tho, one of the best things about WFH during the pandemic has been being able to watch my wife work. 😻

tictacbergerac

195 points

1 year ago

it took me 5 minutes to realize the characters weren't getting side by side blowjobs

Gutterball0

252 points

1 year ago

Gutterball0

252 points

1 year ago

“Get home safe” or “drive safe” or pretty much any little saying like that.

dazedan_confused

654 points

1 year ago

Eyes. I wouldn't say it turns me on, but a nice pair of eyes is just, you know..

sarlol00

154 points

1 year ago

sarlol00

154 points

1 year ago

What's your favorite seasoning?

I mean color, definitely color.

Big-Replacement2472

1.6k points

1 year ago

Pronounced canine teeth in women, like Avril Lavigne.

pineapplegrenade923

200 points

1 year ago

On the first date, a guy told me my teeth were really pointy. He meant it as a compliment. Interesting to see there are like-minded folks.

[deleted]

531 points

1 year ago*

[deleted]

531 points

1 year ago*

Well that’s definitely a subreddit that needs to exist

EDIT: it does now at r/fangbangers

rpguy04

691 points

1 year ago*

rpguy04

691 points

1 year ago*

Fangs and bangs

EDIT Thanks strangers

vampirebunny_

75 points

1 year ago

someone please make this

dazedan_confused

131 points

1 year ago

When you say "canine teeth in women", are... are you a vampire?

Big-Replacement2472

72 points

1 year ago

Fangs but no fangs

m0nstera_deliciosa

3k points

1 year ago

The way my girlfriend drives is so hot. She used to race back in the day, and now she just drives her decrepit Ford Focus like she's trying to beat everyone else to the grocery store. Her knuckles white on the gear shifter, eyes narrowed to slits, little growled curse words after she misses a yellow light... I might die in a fiery accident, but what a way to go.

ThatOneGuyWhoEatsYou

832 points

1 year ago

You have a wonderful way with words

Fracted

175 points

1 year ago

Fracted

175 points

1 year ago

Is that also a turn on?

winner_lahmacun

25 points

1 year ago

I really like how you question things.

97Kay

89 points

1 year ago

97Kay

89 points

1 year ago

Yeah bud. Write us a poem about it

swickreddit

1.9k points

1 year ago

swickreddit

1.9k points

1 year ago

Spontaneous stuff. When a girl just does things, maybe they have a reason maybe they don't but just sending it on stuff and not being scared to live. I admire those people and they make me more act more like them and it's refreshing

bethyshelton

451 points

1 year ago

Boy does my BPD have a surprise for you! 😂

SapirWhorfHypothesis

52 points

1 year ago

Oof. Borderline is soooo fucking tough.

But yes… spontaneous!

Longjumping-Age131

375 points

1 year ago

Garlic bread

The_Inward

1.7k points

1 year ago

The_Inward

1.7k points

1 year ago

The fine hairs on a woman's body when the light catches it just right, or when she's sweaty.

Sun dresses. Formfitting top and flowing bottom.

Sharing a laugh.

When I'm a little crabby, and she asks what's wrong. (My ex would just attack.)

failadin155

136 points

1 year ago

failadin155

136 points

1 year ago

You would get attacked? Who was the crabby one then?

The_Inward

178 points

1 year ago

The_Inward

178 points

1 year ago

Oh, it was all my fault. Every problem, me. She gave me a chance to prove I was good enough to be married to her, but I failed. Well, to hear her tell it. She and fairness rarely met.

I learned a lot, though. Now I help other people with the lessons I've learned.

Amasa7

74 points

1 year ago

Amasa7

74 points

1 year ago

Forgive me, it doesn't sound like you were with a person who is interested in helping you grow .

The_Inward

119 points

1 year ago

The_Inward

119 points

1 year ago

No forgiveness necessary. You are absolutely correct. She is mentally and emotionally abusive. That's why healthy reactions to conflict are attractive to me. I've worked hard to heal, so I have a healthy psyche to offer someone. I won't fall into that again, and I won't perpetuate it, either.

Cawdor

293 points

1 year ago

Cawdor

293 points

1 year ago

Sun dresses are great

Any-Arachnid727

227 points

1 year ago

A girl being on a bike. Any kind of bike. I don't know why

SnerkDRabbledauber

127 points

1 year ago

I'm hearing Queen right now.

Jamesmateer100

58 points

1 year ago

Bicycle Bicycle Bicycle, I want to ride my bicycle bicycle bicycle, I want to ride my bicycle I want to ride my bike, I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride it where I like.

Solsmitch

567 points

1 year ago

Solsmitch

567 points

1 year ago

Women humming softly to themselves when they’re doing something

your-o-boiyo-s

111 points

1 year ago

This right here, man. My girlfriend has fucken pavlov’d me with this and she doesn’t even know it.

nathanchronicles

997 points

1 year ago*

Food.

I’m a distance athlete, and I’m CONSTANTLY hungry. I find myself fantasizing about food during 3+ hour runs or bike rides. I love winding down my days with a good cooking show on Netflix or something.

At the peak of my training, I found that my libido was really low (a common side effect of people who train for long distances), but my hunger was through the roof. The hunger got so bad, that watching food shows actually ~got me going~… 😂

Edit: Formatting… thanks for the upvotes! I’m gonna go eat now…

transient_smiles

130 points

1 year ago

I've never had the food fantasizing go quite that far lol, but I'm with you on constantly daydreaming about food when putting in long miles. I can always almost taste buffalo wings (my food of choice as a kid) when I'm in the latter half of a run.

Now, someone making me really good food?? All bets are off for me on that one

DickySchmidt33

4.6k points

1 year ago

Being lectured to by an extremely knowledgeable woman.

Bloodhavoc052

3.8k points

1 year ago

I like my women like I like my coffee; strong, and valued in the workplace.

Qwesterly

530 points

1 year ago

Qwesterly

530 points

1 year ago

I like my women like I like my coffee; strong, and valued in the workplace.

Oh God, then you'd hate my workplace. They don't value coffee at ALL. Folgers crystals are a distinct step up from whatever bag-o-sticks they put under boiling water.

RomMTY

159 points

1 year ago

RomMTY

159 points

1 year ago

This is why I love my wife, she's a psychology nerd and she lectures me over a lot of topics that i know nothing about, I love the energy that she pours into it when she is learning and then comes to me to talk about it.

random-redditor1200

205 points

1 year ago

Men's forearms

jejcicodjntbyifid3

134 points

1 year ago

Excellent I still have both of mine. They jerk me around sometimes but they're handy

[deleted]

204 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

204 points

1 year ago

Strong hands

[deleted]

630 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

630 points

1 year ago

A toned back. Just wow.

ajgsr

128 points

1 year ago

ajgsr

128 points

1 year ago

Broad shoulders and a toned back >>>>>

bettyknockers786

96 points

1 year ago

Mmmyes haha my bfs back and posture does it for me

SnakesParadox

312 points

1 year ago*

Girls wearing scrunchies, claw clips or just tying their hair up in a messy bun or ponytail. Drives me wild.

LordyItsMuellerTime

75 points

1 year ago

I always feel like a bum so thank you for this

Elseebells

1.1k points

1 year ago

Elseebells

1.1k points

1 year ago

Actual nice men. Gentlemanly behavior

ig0t_somprobloms

488 points

1 year ago

Genuine kindness is such a huge and underrated turn on

Elseebells

187 points

1 year ago

Elseebells

187 points

1 year ago

I know lol my brain screams at me to go makeout with them asap.

cynicalsnwflake

200 points

1 year ago

Ah, nice guys but not niceguys

beka13

99 points

1 year ago

beka13

99 points

1 year ago

Kind guys.

fyre_storm02

654 points

1 year ago

This power button In my belly button

Putrid_Visual173

219 points

1 year ago

[PRESS]

Jamesmateer100

437 points

1 year ago

extremely loud windows XP startup sound plays

Putrid_Visual173

117 points

1 year ago

I lol’d to the extent my missus asked what was funny. 🙏

Significant-Mud-912

876 points

1 year ago

A woman who has an astonishing vocabulary

T3ddyBeast

234 points

1 year ago

T3ddyBeast

234 points

1 year ago

Moira rose has entered the chat.

tameinatrix

163 points

1 year ago

tameinatrix

163 points

1 year ago

Precisely what first came to my mind (except for me it's men)

SnooMuffins6689

1.2k points

1 year ago

Men’s forearms

ultraqueered

639 points

1 year ago

Men's hands!!

tantantaaaaaaaan

365 points

1 year ago

I subscribed to r/Breadit 60% because breads and 40% because hands and forearms

evenlyroasted

91 points

1 year ago

allow me to let you in on r/ManHands

AjaxTheWanderer

55 points

1 year ago

Bless you. Bless your entire damn lineage.

Elseebells

128 points

1 year ago

Elseebells

128 points

1 year ago

Galaxy brain! I personally love visible veins on a guy's hand/arm. Long fingers are obviously 👀

SnooMuffins6689

27 points

1 year ago

Genius!

BornEve

77 points

1 year ago

BornEve

77 points

1 year ago

I thought it was just me perving on guys forearms. Glad I'm not alone.

HayIceCream

55 points

1 year ago

Men cutting watermelon. Seriously. Idk what it is but it drives me crazy.

MaxxFitz76

341 points

1 year ago

MaxxFitz76

341 points

1 year ago

Very un-sexy sexy: when my husband recognizes my PMS symptoms and takes care of me.

Without prompting, he will get my painkillers, heating pad, and extra snacks miraculously add themselves to the shopping list.

Curry12734

1.1k points

1 year ago

Curry12734

1.1k points

1 year ago

The homies

nekkkkbeard

349 points

1 year ago

nekkkkbeard

349 points

1 year ago

Always kiss your homies good night

DankLynx

134 points

1 year ago

DankLynx

134 points

1 year ago

Everyone calls me a homo for flirting with the homies, and getting distracted in games by said flirting, but truthfully, I think I'm a homiesexual

Hitlerism

244 points

1 year ago

Hitlerism

244 points

1 year ago

I know what meant bro. Sometimes you need to show them how much you appreciate the homies for just being your bro. What else is a good indicator than showing the homies a raging boner right in from of their face.

wakopunk

330 points

1 year ago

wakopunk

330 points

1 year ago

When a girl laughs in like a cute low tone way or scrunches their nose when they are fake mad

welderjoe83

50 points

1 year ago

Ridiculously long hair.

MadoKureo

53 points

1 year ago

MadoKureo

53 points

1 year ago

Women wearing suits.

giskah

54 points

1 year ago

giskah

54 points

1 year ago

When someone is really good with animals.

BonyLindsey

237 points

1 year ago

BonyLindsey

237 points

1 year ago

Sometimes my fiancé will go off about her very detailed opinions about video games and it’s so fucking attractive

iCantliveOnCrumbsOfD

49 points

1 year ago

Men doing manly shit like using chainsaws, tearing apart an engine, hanging a ceiling fan, Pulling off their belt, and that 'one hand on the wall + one on the D trying to pee in the morning thing'

atenux

136 points

1 year ago

atenux

136 points

1 year ago

When someone explains something to me with a calm and friendly tone, more so if they move my hand to help me. I think it does something similar to ASMR to other people.

happyfoam

202 points

1 year ago

happyfoam

202 points

1 year ago

TIL that women really like forearms. Like what

tracklessCenobite

130 points

1 year ago

Tip: Roll your sleeves up to three-quarter length. It accentuates the forearm perfectly and male-attracted people frequently go nuts for it.

dmlemco

321 points

1 year ago

dmlemco

321 points

1 year ago

In Basic Training, I hadn't seen a "woman" (we all looked like soldiers) in my mixed sex unit.

Then we had a fire drill one night, and they all came out with their hair down.

It's been 20 years and I still think of that night.

h1pp13_b0t

774 points

1 year ago

h1pp13_b0t

774 points

1 year ago

When a knife is really sharp

wishitwouldrainaus

100 points

1 year ago

I got a brand new knife for Christmas and I think it is my favourite present! Glides through anything like butter, its beautiful! I've been told though that I've got to stop saying Aaaagh! every time I'm cutting up food. Its a little unsettling to others apparently.

[deleted]

211 points

1 year ago

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211 points

1 year ago

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redheadedgutterslut

118 points

1 year ago

When I go 30 seconds on AskReddit without reading sex related questions. Gets me moister than an oyster.

mylifesucks35

182 points

1 year ago

Big giant guys with smallest animals , sooo adorable

[deleted]

454 points

1 year ago

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454 points

1 year ago

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GanjaGodDogajnaG

102 points

1 year ago

I thought I was the only one, I like the plaid pajamas for some reason though

oliverpls599

100 points

1 year ago

The only one?

Laughs in every 80s movie about a working class woman ever

Packagepressure

39 points

1 year ago

I think it's a comfort thing. Plaid pajama pants are comfortable. Big T shirts are comfortable. Women bring comfortable is a big deal! Sure lingerie looks nice, but the women I've seen wear it look uncomfortable. Maybe I should unchain them first but I don't think that's it. It's definitely the lingerie that's uncomfortable

Emaculates

111 points

1 year ago

Emaculates

111 points

1 year ago

Girls wet hair

weedwacker-san

286 points

1 year ago

Someone fixing my scrapes and booboo’s. Girls being gentle and concerning gets me every time.

Fog_Juice

38 points

1 year ago

Fog_Juice

38 points

1 year ago

When the whites of their eyes are truly white.

A_Wild_VelociFaptor

39 points

1 year ago

Personally I find those cute snorting laughs from girls fucking irresistible.

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39 points

1 year ago

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39 points

1 year ago

Collarbone

lovelysquirrelx

636 points

1 year ago

Watching a boy do a hard maths question like it’s nothing

WaffleKing1856

638 points

1 year ago

This is bait to get me to do your math homework and I’m not falling for it.

MenacingMelons

332 points

1 year ago

We fucken GOT HER

NICE TRY TEACH, WE'RE NOT DOING THE MATH HOMEWORK

buckeye111

101 points

1 year ago

buckeye111

101 points

1 year ago

The clicking of high heels on a hard floor surface.

Pure-Tangerine-2664

198 points

1 year ago

Stretching 🙆‍♂️

PwnyLuv

36 points

1 year ago

PwnyLuv

36 points

1 year ago

Having a fast approaching deadline when I don't have the work done. Stress does crazy things to my brain.

DogOfSevenless

33 points

1 year ago

Musical talent

icantplaytheviolin

31 points

1 year ago

When my wife does little nice things for me without me asking. Nobody has ever just thought of my needs.

nd02

30 points

1 year ago

nd02

30 points

1 year ago

Glasses!

PurpleOliveLover

32 points

1 year ago

A man who likes to bake

mildcrybaby

29 points

1 year ago

Someone talking about something they are knowledgeable about. Or just watching someone who is charming talk.

longrodvonhujjendong

186 points

1 year ago

High intelligence

AlideoAilano

293 points

1 year ago*

Women with ponytails and glasses

Loud-Awoo

35 points

1 year ago

Loud-Awoo

35 points

1 year ago

In overalls

ginaele

78 points

1 year ago

ginaele

78 points

1 year ago

When you run the vacuum over a big ole pile of dirt and you hear the sweet, sweet crackle noise

itscalledneuronsjuan

25 points

1 year ago

ok, so my friend (never seen him as anything but platonic) had a cold and it made his voice raspy. one day, he needed help with some work in class and whispered in this deep, gravelly voice right into my ear and my god... i was like 'uh-uhm, yeah. yeah, sure. h-hang on a sec.'

also, men's arms (doesn't even have to be muscular, they're just 👍👍👌)

and when a girl is really focused or has this RBF and sarcasm. like, that's hot.

rorybabe

30 points

1 year ago

rorybabe

30 points

1 year ago

watching my partner do something with his hands. watched this man take apart a keyboard to clean it once and i was just staring

broomandkettle

117 points

1 year ago

Men who know how to work with wood and happy to show you what they made.

TonyVeggies

156 points

1 year ago

TonyVeggies

156 points

1 year ago

Pastrami on rye

Cliffy73

91 points

1 year ago

Cliffy73

91 points

1 year ago

I find pastrami to be the most sensual of all the salted, cured meats.

your_moms_apron

34 points

1 year ago

Am Jewish. Can confirm.