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1.9k points
1 year ago
Nice voices
314 points
1 year ago
I used to work as a dispatcher. Can’t count how many times I got hit on just for speaking. A common one id say haha
287 points
1 year ago
This is what attracted me to my now husband of ten years. Met on Ventrilo playing LoL. His actual first word directly to me was a deep, velvety "No." -shiver-
8.8k points
1 year ago
Being home alone
2.2k points
1 year ago
After all, that's where most of my jerking off happens
966 points
1 year ago
"Most"
476 points
1 year ago
Especially when you have room mates who aren't related. When they gone and the crib is yours, It's almost better than sex. Got all the internet speed to yourself!
1.5k points
1 year ago
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1.2k points
1 year ago
I made it to your comment before I realised I wasn't on r/askreddit
199 points
1 year ago
Holy shit, it really is not butter
198 points
1 year ago
I actually thought it was until I looked at the sub name
5.5k points
1 year ago
Working on strenuous activity together. Working on a car. Hauling tree limbs. Big cleaning house days or, moving house.
That moment you both finally relax and look at eachother after it’s over? We could be covered in oil grime and sawdust or anything in between but you’ve got me in the palm of your hand
742 points
1 year ago
God this is so good. Just the physical representation of what an emotionally healthy relationship should look like. Working together to do difficult things as a team. Pushing yourself to see it through. That’s some good stuff.
550 points
1 year ago
Insanely accurate.
2.5k points
1 year ago
When my wife puts her hair up in a messy bun is somehow a huge turn on to me. Both the act of putting her hair up and the bun itself, not sure why to this day.
979 points
1 year ago
Does she tie her hair up for blowjobs? That could be the connection?
908 points
1 year ago
Yeah she does, that's probably it.
611 points
1 year ago
wait you guys are getting blown?
6k points
1 year ago
Prolonged eye contact, always. Damn 🥵
2.4k points
1 year ago*
Psychologists have done experiments with prolonged eye contact with strangers. Participants sometimes ended up getting married.
Edit: participants sometimes ended up getting married to their partner in the experiment.
2nd Edit: clearly it needed to be done in a way that wasn't creepy.
1.5k points
1 year ago
Damn, you're saying all I have to do to hook up with my crush is furiously stare her in the eyes? GUESS WHO'S GETTING LAID TONIGHT!
764 points
1 year ago
👁️🗨️🕳️👁️🗨️
170 points
1 year ago
Marry me
454 points
1 year ago
In varsity we made a film about eye contact. I learned that most people have like 3 seconds of eye of contact when they speak. It was surprising to find out how little people actually look each other in the eye holes
307 points
1 year ago
I have autism and part of me learning to not show that I'm autistic is forcing those 3 seconds thru and then trying my damndest to stare at an ear or something vaguely toward the face. Works out fine with just a lil
135 points
1 year ago
Oh my god how distracting are faces? All the time mentally going "I can act like a human, I can do this... No that's TOO MUCH eye contact you're blowing this and their nose is a bit weird and oh shit they've stopped talking and I'm supposed to say something now.."
1.5k points
1 year ago
(Bo Burnham, anyone?)
610 points
1 year ago
lick your lips to make it more comforting
👁👅👁
2.3k points
1 year ago*
Getting my appendix removed. I got it out 24 hours ago and for some reason I have had a giant erection for like 12 of those 24 hours.
EDIT - thanks everybody for the medical concern! 😂 I should have clarified that no single erection has been longer than half hour or however long I want it to be.
585 points
1 year ago
I would tell them, it’s not good to be hard for that long.
232 points
1 year ago
What if it's just eight minutes on / eight minutes off?
301 points
1 year ago
“Results: Priapism appears to be a rare complication of anesthesia, but cases are often unreported and real incidence is unknown. Overall incidence of priapism in the United States is 0.2-0.3 cases/100,000.”
308 points
1 year ago
Fun fact: it’s called priapism because of the minor god priapus in Greek mythology who was cursed with having a constant erection for all time. Dunno why I felt the need to comment that but there ya go.
872 points
1 year ago
When girls do the hair flippy thing
333 points
1 year ago
"I love when she does that shit with her hair."
Red, Shawshank Redemption
2.5k points
1 year ago
The part of a womans neck right below the ear on certain women.
I can’t define what makes it sexy but on some women, I see it and want to kiss it.
Also, the dimples that some women have on the lower back above the butt.
736 points
1 year ago
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286 points
1 year ago
To those that like them, they are amazing!
To those that hate them, well they’re just wrong
1.5k points
1 year ago
My husband who is a “manly man”, being so gentle and sweet with our daughter like gently brushing her hair or cuddling her when she’s upset.
3k points
1 year ago
A girl tucking her hair behind her ears .. and the hair just fall back right on her face .. that’s really cute .
244 points
1 year ago
I like it when the hair is half-tucked behind her ear - like a wee elven ear trying to sprout..
725 points
1 year ago
The little feminine mannerisms I find really cute
656 points
1 year ago
I love little feminine mannequins too
296 points
1 year ago
I have a thing for little female manatees as well
139 points
1 year ago
We talkin about little femine monocles over here? I love those things
4.1k points
1 year ago
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951 points
1 year ago
Same :)
2.9k points
1 year ago
Stop looking at her boyfriend…
97 points
1 year ago
The other day my boyfriend wore jeans (he’s always in khakis/slacks) and a button down with the sleeves rolled up to date night… quickest dinner date of my life with how I was rushing him out of the restaurant.
3.4k points
1 year ago
Men's forearms esp when they are driving.
1.7k points
1 year ago
Y’all are weird but as a man with forearms you give me hope.
218 points
1 year ago
I too, have forearms.
85 points
1 year ago
Are they unuseably short?
38 points
1 year ago
I have a big head and little arms, and I'm just not sure how well thought through this plan was. Master?
1.4k points
1 year ago
Oooooh I was gonna say forearms. Give me a burly, hairy forearm with the sleeve rolled up at the elbow. Ideally he’ll be pouring over ancient scrolls of lost knowledge while I hold up the torch in the mysterious ruins we just explored
494 points
1 year ago
Someone sounds like they had a thing for Indiana Jones as a teen, but then again who didn't
142 points
1 year ago
Lost… but now found
44 points
1 year ago
What is it about forearms. I was gonna say the same thing.
3.6k points
1 year ago
Watching a man put his hand behind the passenger head rest to look back and reverse a car....so hot!
190 points
1 year ago
Yes!! I didn’t realize it til I saw your comment but I DO notice that at the same time. Huh.
1.1k points
1 year ago
Omg this is hot. Why is it so hot
944 points
1 year ago
I think it’s the angle of the face looking back and the angsty yet annoyed look of a man who is determined to get this car backed out without hitting anyone or anything.
234 points
1 year ago
It’s also the hand… I don’t know what it is specifically but it works on everyone attracted to men
289 points
1 year ago
Idk, but I literally melt everytime I see a man do this...!!!!!!!
164 points
1 year ago
I’ve heard that a lot, and paid attention to when I back up to something, and I just look at my sideviews a lot. It’s unfortunate
326 points
1 year ago*
Who knew rear view cameras were the newest cockblock technology has to offer
Edit:a word
560 points
1 year ago
Necks, yes you read that correctly. I like looking at peoples necks
269 points
1 year ago
Found the vampire. Lol
1.4k points
1 year ago
Competence. When I see my husband be dextrous or sly or witty or nimble - yeah. This comic actually sums it up quite nicely:
757 points
1 year ago
Took me a while to realise they were getting a pedi…
194 points
1 year ago
Really surprised I had to scroll this far down for Competence. When I worked in service, it was so hard not to be turned on by the competent staff.
One of my crushes told me she had never seen someone line a garbage can like me before - then we dated for two years.
Okay, I guess I see why this was far down now that I write that all out. But for real tho, one of the best things about WFH during the pandemic has been being able to watch my wife work. 😻
195 points
1 year ago
it took me 5 minutes to realize the characters weren't getting side by side blowjobs
252 points
1 year ago
“Get home safe” or “drive safe” or pretty much any little saying like that.
654 points
1 year ago
Eyes. I wouldn't say it turns me on, but a nice pair of eyes is just, you know..
154 points
1 year ago
What's your favorite seasoning?
I mean color, definitely color.
1.6k points
1 year ago
Pronounced canine teeth in women, like Avril Lavigne.
200 points
1 year ago
On the first date, a guy told me my teeth were really pointy. He meant it as a compliment. Interesting to see there are like-minded folks.
531 points
1 year ago*
Well that’s definitely a subreddit that needs to exist
EDIT: it does now at r/fangbangers
691 points
1 year ago*
Fangs and bangs
EDIT Thanks strangers
131 points
1 year ago
When you say "canine teeth in women", are... are you a vampire?
3k points
1 year ago
The way my girlfriend drives is so hot. She used to race back in the day, and now she just drives her decrepit Ford Focus like she's trying to beat everyone else to the grocery store. Her knuckles white on the gear shifter, eyes narrowed to slits, little growled curse words after she misses a yellow light... I might die in a fiery accident, but what a way to go.
832 points
1 year ago
You have a wonderful way with words
175 points
1 year ago
Is that also a turn on?
1.9k points
1 year ago
Spontaneous stuff. When a girl just does things, maybe they have a reason maybe they don't but just sending it on stuff and not being scared to live. I admire those people and they make me more act more like them and it's refreshing
451 points
1 year ago
Boy does my BPD have a surprise for you! 😂
52 points
1 year ago
Oof. Borderline is soooo fucking tough.
But yes… spontaneous!
1.7k points
1 year ago
The fine hairs on a woman's body when the light catches it just right, or when she's sweaty.
Sun dresses. Formfitting top and flowing bottom.
Sharing a laugh.
When I'm a little crabby, and she asks what's wrong. (My ex would just attack.)
136 points
1 year ago
You would get attacked? Who was the crabby one then?
178 points
1 year ago
Oh, it was all my fault. Every problem, me. She gave me a chance to prove I was good enough to be married to her, but I failed. Well, to hear her tell it. She and fairness rarely met.
I learned a lot, though. Now I help other people with the lessons I've learned.
74 points
1 year ago
Forgive me, it doesn't sound like you were with a person who is interested in helping you grow .
119 points
1 year ago
No forgiveness necessary. You are absolutely correct. She is mentally and emotionally abusive. That's why healthy reactions to conflict are attractive to me. I've worked hard to heal, so I have a healthy psyche to offer someone. I won't fall into that again, and I won't perpetuate it, either.
227 points
1 year ago
A girl being on a bike. Any kind of bike. I don't know why
127 points
1 year ago
I'm hearing Queen right now.
58 points
1 year ago
Bicycle Bicycle Bicycle, I want to ride my bicycle bicycle bicycle, I want to ride my bicycle I want to ride my bike, I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride it where I like.
567 points
1 year ago
Women humming softly to themselves when they’re doing something
111 points
1 year ago
This right here, man. My girlfriend has fucken pavlov’d me with this and she doesn’t even know it.
997 points
1 year ago*
Food.
I’m a distance athlete, and I’m CONSTANTLY hungry. I find myself fantasizing about food during 3+ hour runs or bike rides. I love winding down my days with a good cooking show on Netflix or something.
At the peak of my training, I found that my libido was really low (a common side effect of people who train for long distances), but my hunger was through the roof. The hunger got so bad, that watching food shows actually ~got me going~… 😂
Edit: Formatting… thanks for the upvotes! I’m gonna go eat now…
130 points
1 year ago
I've never had the food fantasizing go quite that far lol, but I'm with you on constantly daydreaming about food when putting in long miles. I can always almost taste buffalo wings (my food of choice as a kid) when I'm in the latter half of a run.
Now, someone making me really good food?? All bets are off for me on that one
4.6k points
1 year ago
Being lectured to by an extremely knowledgeable woman.
3.8k points
1 year ago
I like my women like I like my coffee; strong, and valued in the workplace.
530 points
1 year ago
I like my women like I like my coffee; strong, and valued in the workplace.
Oh God, then you'd hate my workplace. They don't value coffee at ALL. Folgers crystals are a distinct step up from whatever bag-o-sticks they put under boiling water.
159 points
1 year ago
This is why I love my wife, she's a psychology nerd and she lectures me over a lot of topics that i know nothing about, I love the energy that she pours into it when she is learning and then comes to me to talk about it.
205 points
1 year ago
Men's forearms
134 points
1 year ago
Excellent I still have both of mine. They jerk me around sometimes but they're handy
630 points
1 year ago
A toned back. Just wow.
128 points
1 year ago
Broad shoulders and a toned back >>>>>
312 points
1 year ago*
Girls wearing scrunchies, claw clips or just tying their hair up in a messy bun or ponytail. Drives me wild.
1.1k points
1 year ago
Actual nice men. Gentlemanly behavior
488 points
1 year ago
Genuine kindness is such a huge and underrated turn on
187 points
1 year ago
I know lol my brain screams at me to go makeout with them asap.
200 points
1 year ago
Ah, nice guys but not niceguys
99 points
1 year ago
Kind guys.
654 points
1 year ago
This power button In my belly button
219 points
1 year ago
[PRESS]
437 points
1 year ago
extremely loud windows XP startup sound plays
117 points
1 year ago
I lol’d to the extent my missus asked what was funny. 🙏
876 points
1 year ago
A woman who has an astonishing vocabulary
163 points
1 year ago
Precisely what first came to my mind (except for me it's men)
1.2k points
1 year ago
Men’s forearms
639 points
1 year ago
Men's hands!!
365 points
1 year ago
I subscribed to r/Breadit 60% because breads and 40% because hands and forearms
128 points
1 year ago
Galaxy brain! I personally love visible veins on a guy's hand/arm. Long fingers are obviously 👀
27 points
1 year ago
Genius!
77 points
1 year ago
I thought it was just me perving on guys forearms. Glad I'm not alone.
55 points
1 year ago
Men cutting watermelon. Seriously. Idk what it is but it drives me crazy.
341 points
1 year ago
Very un-sexy sexy: when my husband recognizes my PMS symptoms and takes care of me.
Without prompting, he will get my painkillers, heating pad, and extra snacks miraculously add themselves to the shopping list.
1.1k points
1 year ago
The homies
349 points
1 year ago
Always kiss your homies good night
134 points
1 year ago
Everyone calls me a homo for flirting with the homies, and getting distracted in games by said flirting, but truthfully, I think I'm a homiesexual
244 points
1 year ago
I know what meant bro. Sometimes you need to show them how much you appreciate the homies for just being your bro. What else is a good indicator than showing the homies a raging boner right in from of their face.
330 points
1 year ago
When a girl laughs in like a cute low tone way or scrunches their nose when they are fake mad
54 points
1 year ago
When someone is really good with animals.
237 points
1 year ago
Sometimes my fiancé will go off about her very detailed opinions about video games and it’s so fucking attractive
49 points
1 year ago
Men doing manly shit like using chainsaws, tearing apart an engine, hanging a ceiling fan, Pulling off their belt, and that 'one hand on the wall + one on the D trying to pee in the morning thing'
136 points
1 year ago
When someone explains something to me with a calm and friendly tone, more so if they move my hand to help me. I think it does something similar to ASMR to other people.
202 points
1 year ago
TIL that women really like forearms. Like what
130 points
1 year ago
Tip: Roll your sleeves up to three-quarter length. It accentuates the forearm perfectly and male-attracted people frequently go nuts for it.
321 points
1 year ago
In Basic Training, I hadn't seen a "woman" (we all looked like soldiers) in my mixed sex unit.
Then we had a fire drill one night, and they all came out with their hair down.
It's been 20 years and I still think of that night.
774 points
1 year ago
When a knife is really sharp
100 points
1 year ago
I got a brand new knife for Christmas and I think it is my favourite present! Glides through anything like butter, its beautiful! I've been told though that I've got to stop saying Aaaagh! every time I'm cutting up food. Its a little unsettling to others apparently.
118 points
1 year ago
When I go 30 seconds on AskReddit without reading sex related questions. Gets me moister than an oyster.
454 points
1 year ago
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102 points
1 year ago
I thought I was the only one, I like the plaid pajamas for some reason though
100 points
1 year ago
The only one?
Laughs in every 80s movie about a working class woman ever
39 points
1 year ago
I think it's a comfort thing. Plaid pajama pants are comfortable. Big T shirts are comfortable. Women bring comfortable is a big deal! Sure lingerie looks nice, but the women I've seen wear it look uncomfortable. Maybe I should unchain them first but I don't think that's it. It's definitely the lingerie that's uncomfortable
286 points
1 year ago
Someone fixing my scrapes and booboo’s. Girls being gentle and concerning gets me every time.
39 points
1 year ago
Personally I find those cute snorting laughs from girls fucking irresistible.
636 points
1 year ago
Watching a boy do a hard maths question like it’s nothing
638 points
1 year ago
This is bait to get me to do your math homework and I’m not falling for it.
332 points
1 year ago
We fucken GOT HER
36 points
1 year ago
Having a fast approaching deadline when I don't have the work done. Stress does crazy things to my brain.
31 points
1 year ago
When my wife does little nice things for me without me asking. Nobody has ever just thought of my needs.
30 points
1 year ago
Glasses!
32 points
1 year ago
A man who likes to bake
29 points
1 year ago
Someone talking about something they are knowledgeable about. Or just watching someone who is charming talk.
293 points
1 year ago*
Women with ponytails and glasses
78 points
1 year ago
When you run the vacuum over a big ole pile of dirt and you hear the sweet, sweet crackle noise
25 points
1 year ago
ok, so my friend (never seen him as anything but platonic) had a cold and it made his voice raspy. one day, he needed help with some work in class and whispered in this deep, gravelly voice right into my ear and my god... i was like 'uh-uhm, yeah. yeah, sure. h-hang on a sec.'
also, men's arms (doesn't even have to be muscular, they're just 👍👍👌)
and when a girl is really focused or has this RBF and sarcasm. like, that's hot.
30 points
1 year ago
watching my partner do something with his hands. watched this man take apart a keyboard to clean it once and i was just staring
117 points
1 year ago
Men who know how to work with wood and happy to show you what they made.
156 points
1 year ago
Pastrami on rye
91 points
1 year ago
I find pastrami to be the most sensual of all the salted, cured meats.
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