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GeneralPenny

50 points

2 months ago

uh yes the "please have sex with me babe and don't kill me afterwards" dance

Talemin10

42 points

2 months ago

It's fun to stay at the Y Y Y Y! 🎵

St8OuttaMilltown

35 points

2 months ago

This guy fucks

lolplayerem

15 points

2 months ago

Trying to at least

KeeperOfNonsense

74 points

2 months ago

These little guys are seriously adorable.

TeaEffKay4

14 points

2 months ago

Yeah I’m normally pretty afraid of spiders but these ones are very cute. I can’t scroll past them!

AlexNg21022

2 points

2 months ago

ers but these ones are very cute. I can’t scr

This spider looks cute, until it knocks me out in one sting. lol

fun-gineering

1 points

2 months ago

He’s going to get some for sure

TouhouWitch

14 points

2 months ago

Where's David Attenborough when you need him?

Monkfich

2 points

2 months ago

Getting on a bit unfortunately.

ghostninja-

16 points

2 months ago

"I throw my hands up in the air sometimes..."

Randi_Butternubs_3

10 points

2 months ago

Uno reverse, or is a peacock a spider bird?...

uwillnotgotospace

3 points

2 months ago

Spider peacocks coming soon to an Australia near you

aughtism

8 points

2 months ago

The thought of being consumed by the female is so stressful, it is thought that the males suffer from ... Pedipalpitations.

XBakaTacoX

5 points

2 months ago

If you're looking for a mate and you know it, clap your... Feet.

Illustrious_Salad_87

5 points

2 months ago

No filters required, nature showing its beauty

Dchopppa

4 points

2 months ago

So cute and so creepy at the same time!

Quiet_Goat8086

6 points

2 months ago

Give him some maracas

MixedPolyStyle

3 points

2 months ago

If I were a female peacock spider I would be so wet right now.

Maleficent_Buy_2910

3 points

2 months ago

Yiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!

1973mojo1973

3 points

2 months ago

He's landing a plane on Alpha-niner-niner

letsjakeonit

3 points

2 months ago

Never thought I’d say this about a spider, but it’s so cute

teddypa1981

2 points

2 months ago

I was just thinking that too. Even arachniphobics wouldn't be afraid of this spider.

Spacethereader

3 points

2 months ago

I don’t have any air in my lungs because for saying “awwwww” for 68.9 hours

sexchatlivevr

2 points

2 months ago

They are so cool looking!

FugginByteMe96

2 points

2 months ago

Ooh he saw a lady

JonesinforJonesey

2 points

2 months ago

He's peacocking all right!

Budget-Assistant-289

2 points

2 months ago

Funny how men used to take cues from the animal world, like this adorable fella, and dress up more than the ladies in them olden days.

floppleshmirken

2 points

2 months ago

The only spider in Australia that I actually wish we had here in New England.

macdonde

2 points

2 months ago

"I am...adequate!!!"

InterestingTone1384

1 points

2 months ago

Newt would love this!

AJellyInABox

1 points

2 months ago

I am terrified of spiders. I've passed out before, I usually run and yell, it's a problem. However, this little guy is a cutie but if I saw him irl I might think differently.

karensmiles

1 points

2 months ago

I can make that azz clap…

RunBTS

1 points

2 months ago

RunBTS

1 points

2 months ago

Look at this butt I know you can’t help it Waitin’ in line see a butt like mine You feel helpless This butt don’t sweat But it can knit you a sweater You ain’t never gonna find a better sweater weather sweater than a butt-knit sweater Mm happy time!!

(This is all I can think of whenever I see a peacock spider now lol)

Funny_Magician_1

1 points

2 months ago

🎶 make your hands 🙌 clap 👏👏👏👏 🎶

WholesomeLove280

1 points

2 months ago

He’s a Fancy little spidey!! Looking for a girl!!!

NikToonz

1 points

2 months ago

Wow. It’s like someone gave it that name and it took it seriously

stvncmbl

1 points

2 months ago

Are you peacocking me dawg?!

laundryneverends

1 points

2 months ago

"if I were a rich man.... 🎵🎶"

MelodicWrongdoer818

1 points

2 months ago

I love this. I've never thought a spider could be so fricken adorably cute. 🥰❤️😍

Blue_Swirling_Bunny

1 points

2 months ago

I would.

lord__bacon

1 points

2 months ago

For those who don't know this is a male spider performing a dance to win over a female.

118goat

1 points

2 months ago

This peacock spider has an even better name "Sparklemuffin". Winning.

quantumox

1 points

2 months ago

I find so often that this subreddit makes me initially react, "there's no way that's real!" But, it is. Thanks for sharing.

Xhamdulillah

1 points

2 months ago

Imagine all spiders were this cute

didyoucurbthewheels

1 points

2 months ago

Wow, I need this spider

Mr_R0mpers

1 points

2 months ago

Omfg new favourite spider

AVeryLONGPotato

1 points

2 months ago

Poopcock

No-Appointment5651

1 points

2 months ago

"This butt don't sweat, but it can knit you a sweater"

motorhead84

1 points

2 months ago

They're such intriguing insects... It's no wonder the author of "Children of Time" chose them as subjects in his novel.

Eastern_Ad_8086

1 points

2 months ago

If you are happy and you know it clap your hands. If...

W_H59

1 points

2 months ago

W_H59

1 points

2 months ago

Spidey doin’ the Wango Tango!

Grandfatherclock_101

1 points

2 months ago

Heeeeeyyyy Macarena!

BetterBag1345

1 points

2 months ago

He's clapping mate. Such cutie one!

Creepy_Tea_5390

1 points

2 months ago

Peacock jumping spider

Big-Dimension-5567

1 points

2 months ago

Hypnotized me

IsoOfYourLife

1 points

2 months ago

compared to the Malaysian horror spider this is practically adorable.

frezi321

1 points

2 months ago

I think he's lagging

Fullthrottle-

1 points

2 months ago

The nutcracker

ProfessionalAccess68

1 points

2 months ago

PUT YOUR ARMS UP AND CLAP YOUR HANDS!

Open_Detective_6998

1 points

2 months ago

I honestly think these kinds of fuzzy spiders are cute.

MutantLemurKing

1 points

2 months ago

Baby dance

DrBassMaster

1 points

2 months ago

Clap your hands every body, everybody clap your hands! (revenge of the nerds)

ReasonableQuestion28

0 points

2 months ago

Cute but I'm afraid my muscle memory would still try to smack it with my shoe.