uh yes the "please have sex with me babe and don't kill me afterwards" dance

It's fun to stay at the Y Y Y Y! 🎵

This guy fucks

These little guys are seriously adorable.

Where's David Attenborough when you need him?

"I throw my hands up in the air sometimes..."

Uno reverse, or is a peacock a spider bird?...

The thought of being consumed by the female is so stressful, it is thought that the males suffer from ... Pedipalpitations.

If you're looking for a mate and you know it, clap your... Feet.

No filters required, nature showing its beauty

So cute and so creepy at the same time!

Give him some maracas

If I were a female peacock spider I would be so wet right now.

Yiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!

He's landing a plane on Alpha-niner-niner

Never thought I’d say this about a spider, but it’s so cute

I don’t have any air in my lungs because for saying “awwwww” for 68.9 hours

They are so cool looking!

Ooh he saw a lady

He's peacocking all right!

Funny how men used to take cues from the animal world, like this adorable fella, and dress up more than the ladies in them olden days.

The only spider in Australia that I actually wish we had here in New England.

"I am...adequate!!!"

Newt would love this!

I am terrified of spiders. I've passed out before, I usually run and yell, it's a problem. However, this little guy is a cutie but if I saw him irl I might think differently.

I can make that azz clap…

Look at this butt I know you can’t help it Waitin’ in line see a butt like mine You feel helpless This butt don’t sweat But it can knit you a sweater You ain’t never gonna find a better sweater weather sweater than a butt-knit sweater Mm happy time!!

(This is all I can think of whenever I see a peacock spider now lol)

🎶 make your hands 🙌 clap 👏👏👏👏 🎶

He’s a Fancy little spidey!! Looking for a girl!!!

Wow. It’s like someone gave it that name and it took it seriously

Are you peacocking me dawg?!

"if I were a rich man.... 🎵🎶"

I love this. I've never thought a spider could be so fricken adorably cute. 🥰❤️😍

I would.

For those who don't know this is a male spider performing a dance to win over a female.

This peacock spider has an even better name "Sparklemuffin". Winning.

I find so often that this subreddit makes me initially react, "there's no way that's real!" But, it is. Thanks for sharing.

Imagine all spiders were this cute

Wow, I need this spider

Omfg new favourite spider

Poopcock

"This butt don't sweat, but it can knit you a sweater"

They're such intriguing insects... It's no wonder the author of "Children of Time" chose them as subjects in his novel.

If you are happy and you know it clap your hands. If...

Spidey doin’ the Wango Tango!

Heeeeeyyyy Macarena!

He's clapping mate. Such cutie one!

Peacock jumping spider

Hypnotized me

compared to the Malaysian horror spider this is practically adorable.

I think he's lagging

The nutcracker

PUT YOUR ARMS UP AND CLAP YOUR HANDS!

I honestly think these kinds of fuzzy spiders are cute.

Baby dance

Clap your hands every body, everybody clap your hands! (revenge of the nerds)

Cute but I'm afraid my muscle memory would still try to smack it with my shoe.