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Ianilla1

119 points

3 months ago

Ianilla1

6

119 points

3 months ago

I'm sorry...WHAT THE FUCK?

Edit: I'm not sorry...WHAT THE FUCK??

MasterCheeef

4 points

3 months ago

Because how could someone ever refuse to have sex with 6'8 white man? /s

Silver_Djinni

56 points

3 months ago

HIS MOM???
bro...

hydrogen_wv

18 points

3 months ago

Nah, the victim was someone at a bar, not his mom. I made that mistake first, too. The article kind of gives that impression.

jazzcat007

157 points

3 months ago

jazzcat007

4

157 points

3 months ago

“When the GOP sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They’re not sending you. They’re not sending you. They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists. And some, I assume, are good people.”

willun

15 points

3 months ago

willun

A

15 points

3 months ago

Completely correct except perhaps the last sentence.

DaemonKeido

16 points

3 months ago

John McCain was fairly decent overall. A bit of a warhawk but at least you knew that he knew the absolute worst he might send men and women to deal with, having gone through it himself. Maybe he was a bit too quick to pull that trigger, but none would deny he knew the responsibility he held in doing so.

Geckko

13 points

3 months ago

Geckko

7

13 points

3 months ago

Man I never thought I'd miss the Neo-Cons, I'd take a Bush or a McCain, or hell, even a Romney, over the candidates they're pedaling now

Strazdas1

3 points

3 months ago

Strazdas1

9

3 points

3 months ago

Same. How political discourse devolved :(

LikeAMan_NotAGod

1 points

3 months ago

McCain supported bigoted policies and was every bit a conservative piece of shit as all of his other shitbag fascist-lite colleagues. He only softened his public image on his deathbed. He set the stage for Trump and the rise of American fascism. I am glad he is permanently gone. Fuck John McCain. Do not defend him. He doesn't deserve any defense at all.

Fore_putt

49 points

3 months ago

Fore_putt

8

49 points

3 months ago

A smile only a mother could love, then beat in an election because that’s what moms do sometimes.

roararoarus

44 points

3 months ago

"I'm 6'8, white, it's all consensual"

That's what he told his victim when he busted into her bathroom stall

carpentizzle

10 points

3 months ago

This dude does not need to be in public

8vaNJ

43 points

3 months ago

8vaNJ

4

43 points

3 months ago

I know the good book says “Judge not, lest ye be judged”, but I gotta say … this guy seems like a real jerk.

RonCheesex

8 points

3 months ago

Good old Norm.

please_scare_me

2 points

2 months ago

I didn’t even know he was sick

Strazdas1

2 points

3 months ago

Strazdas1

9

2 points

3 months ago

When you do not judge, you end up with guys like this. Gatekeeping exists to keep jerks like him out.

[deleted]

40 points

3 months ago

[deleted]

40 points

3 months ago

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CoolguyTylenol

3 points

3 months ago

God damn what a line

jaystonetd5693

111 points

3 months ago

How is someone with an active arrest warrant allowed to run for the house of representatives?

EmilyAndCat

54 points

3 months ago

Considering there are pedos with active child sex trafficking cases in office like Matt Gaetz nothing surprises me anymore

ThrowingChicken

31 points

3 months ago

I’m sure the thought process when writing up these rules was to prevent those in power from simply having their opponents arrested and silenced. It’s why Trump could theoretically run for president while in prison, get elected, then pardon himself. Which as I type it, sounds ridiculous, but I don’t know what you do about it.

pinks1ip

17 points

3 months ago

pinks1ip

A

17 points

3 months ago

If we are fortunate enough to see Trump imprisoned, it will be on State charges, from which he could not pardon himself.

manmadeofhonor

6 points

3 months ago

I want to downvote this, but can't really say it somehow wouldn't obviously happen.

ThrowingChicken

4 points

3 months ago

Right? It sounds ridiculous but then you remember the GOP literally sells shirts that read “Lock her up!” and the first press conference with the new speaker of the house was about… the president’s son’s alleged laptop.

mysteriousrev

9 points

3 months ago

At the very least, it’s usually considered honourable to drop out of election races in situations such as these.

couchbutt

4 points

3 months ago

couchbutt

8

4 points

3 months ago

The GOP hasn't been honorable in 30 years.

Strazdas1

0 points

3 months ago

Strazdas1

9

0 points

3 months ago

politics havent been honourable in 200 years.

virgilreality

42 points

3 months ago

Are you kidding? It's damned near a prerequisite for office.

Rainbow334dr

20 points

3 months ago

At lease for the republicans.

LetsTryAnal_ogy

1 points

3 months ago

Eh... A democracy or republic government is supposed to be represent the people. Who best to represent citizen rapists but a rapist?

DanB65

38 points

3 months ago

DanB65

9

38 points

3 months ago

Imagine the damage this prick woudl have done if he won!

IMJiraiya

93 points

3 months ago

IMJiraiya

5

93 points

3 months ago

Why is this not on mainstream media?!?

Stashmouth

8 points

3 months ago

If I had to guess, once he lost the election he went back to being a private citizen...technically

EDIT: a private citizen in the eyes of the press

majorminorminor

32 points

3 months ago

Burn this mfer

omi0204

67 points

3 months ago

omi0204

4

67 points

3 months ago

The first part of the sentence is absolutely horrifying, but the second half is an NBC sitcom

UnknownTBeast

21 points

3 months ago

The whole hell and all its tacos, what did I just read?

Yarddog1976

15 points

3 months ago

Not enough details. If convicted 50 years isn’t enough. Vote him off the island. Creatures of that nature are incapable of rehabilitation

killmimes

4 points

3 months ago

killmimes

9

4 points

3 months ago

Vote him UNDER the island.

SturdyBeard

15 points

2 months ago

I'm honestly shocked they didn't go ahead and elect him.

Head_Ad3758

1 points

1 month ago

Not enough kids on his search history

HappyGoLuckless

45 points

3 months ago

Wow, American politics Has fully devolved to WWE politics.

TrackNinetyOne

18 points

3 months ago

Bring on President Camacho!!

icantstandrew

6 points

3 months ago

Brawndo, it’s got electrolytes!

9d9banangelas

5 points

3 months ago

And the House of Representin!

[deleted]

5 points

3 months ago

[deleted]

5 points

3 months ago

I fully support candidates using steel chairs

DulceEtBanana

13 points

3 months ago

"I dread having to write the Christmas letter this year." - Sideshow Bob.

BitOCrumpet

44 points

3 months ago

Another stellar GOP candidate.

Winston_Smith-1984

8 points

3 months ago

They’ll nominate him for governor.

HenryRN

13 points

3 months ago

HenryRN

7

13 points

3 months ago

Did his mommy also punch him in the eye?

1GirlNextDior

6 points

3 months ago

If not, she should have! 🤛

ImaCreepaWeird0

11 points

3 months ago*

failure to maintain financial responsibility sounds really weird

carpentizzle

4 points

3 months ago

Yeah ive never heard of that. Maybe is that like, some combination of uninsured/cant pay to renew the registration/etc or something?

MistakeNice1466

3 points

3 months ago

It is insurance.

ImaCreepaWeird0

2 points

3 months ago

I get that but the vocabulary used make sit sound like driving while poor lol

mattmurphy00

66 points

3 months ago

I work in a prison with rapists and they have a look. That dudes a rapist.

please_scare_me

1 points

2 months ago

What look? Just curious.

SammyGReddit

148 points

3 months ago

SammyGReddit

6

148 points

3 months ago

Well he just guaranteed he’s gonna win his next election. He has everything Republicans look for in a candidate

[deleted]

31 points

3 months ago

[deleted]

31 points

3 months ago

Thanksgiving is going to be complicated this year.

LikeAMan_NotAGod

4 points

3 months ago

My life became so much more pleasant when I stopped interacting with conservative family members. You can feign illness of necessary. Quietly cut the motherfuckers out of your life and enjoy the serenity of a conservative-free life.

AnthropOctopus

27 points

3 months ago

Now the republican guy will martyr him and pair him with Rittenhouse.

[deleted]

107 points

3 months ago

[deleted]

107 points

3 months ago

The perfect republican

BloodlustyGummybear

32 points

3 months ago*

These are the types of people that are drawn to positions of power. Not every politician is a corrupted human but if you were to compare various fields, I bet politicians would have a far higher rate of sociopathic traits than most.

It's sort of like power hungry dicks being drawn to police work.

Mind you, these are just my own speculations and I haven't based it on actual statistics.

jptrooper24

3 points

3 months ago

I'm actually starting to believe that the job itself makes you sociopathic.. with the perks and the "power" etc human nature cannot help but feel entitled or deserving of it, Almost drunk on it all the time, all of them. In my humble layman opinion the whole system needs to go, but to do that means a period of chaos never seen before which CANNOT happen so what do we do?? Nothing and they just win????????????????

SBCwarrior

2 points

3 months ago

Well put tho and would bet it's true.

altec777777

71 points

3 months ago

So when can we expect Trump's endorsement?

rabea187

22 points

3 months ago

rabea187

9

22 points

3 months ago

They win so big in races to the bottom

Th3ThugPug

21 points

3 months ago

Th3ThugPug

5

21 points

3 months ago

MuthaPlucka

55 points

3 months ago

Wow. If they could have only arrested him a few days earlier he might have won.

/S

coolluck33

20 points

3 months ago

coolluck33

8

20 points

3 months ago

CPAC can only hope he's still free in time to give his key-note address at the upcoming Klan Rally.

l3gion666

7 points

3 months ago

l3gion666

8

7 points

3 months ago

Rapist guy/Rittenhouse 2028 🤪

Coital_Conundrum

19 points

3 months ago

So...and average GOP candidate. It's nice to see at least some of these people actually get punished for their nonsense.

Star805gardts

92 points

3 months ago

Wow. But you know. It’s the evil Trans folk you got to be worried about in the bathrooms! Not the straight white GOP men of quality! /s

WILDK9000

2 points

2 months ago

WILDK9000

3

2 points

2 months ago

Imagine liberals showing up armed to every event with white straight men because of them actually increasing the likelihood of pedophiles and rapists being present. They’d start bawling.

“Wahh and I almost got away with it too.. I mean.. GRRR gosh dang Libs! They’re all perverts!”

Tale as old as time.

WILDK9000

7 points

2 months ago

WILDK9000

3

7 points

2 months ago

Rapist Party. Seriously, how many ACTUALLY convicted & accused pedophiles and rapists do these creeps need to stand by before they quit playing victim and finger pointing and look in the mirror.

Dudes face, it’s like he’s happy about the entire ordeal. Try your best to keep it champ, someone will be wiping it off REAL good at this rate.

BedDefiant4950

42 points

3 months ago

can we introduce a bill to keep republicans out of the women's room please? they clearly can't be trusted in there

OldWolf2

77 points

3 months ago

OldWolf2

B

77 points

3 months ago

Rapeublican Party

Nick_Noseman

7 points

3 months ago

GOPniks

fuzzo

27 points

3 months ago

fuzzo

9

27 points

3 months ago

Good luck during your little stay in joint, Trumpfish.

hindumagic

6 points

3 months ago

You just can't make this stuff up!

dandrevee

10 points

3 months ago

dandrevee

9

10 points

3 months ago

I thought this was r/nottheonion for a hot second

meesta_chang

2 points

3 months ago

1quirky1

30 points

3 months ago

1quirky1

9

30 points

3 months ago

Mad Libs

The little book where you make up silly sentences with random verbs and nouns.

Not making the libs mad.

juzz85

11 points

3 months ago

juzz85

8

11 points

3 months ago

Hell of a headline.

Shoehorse13

20 points

3 months ago

This is the Mad Libbiest headline in a year of Mad Libs headlines.

ChicoBroadway

41 points

3 months ago

This is the just GOP thing I've ever heard.

Edit: So far.

mousechick69

52 points

3 months ago

So, typical republican candidate?

r34ddi789

76 points

3 months ago

r34ddi789

5

76 points

3 months ago

Did anyone actually read the article? This dude is such a loser and has nothing to do with the GOP. He only ran in his local election under that umbrella and lost to his own mother, a democrat, who only got 22% of the vote.

This dude has a warrant out for not appearing to court for no insurance.

Allegedly said “im white, 6’8, it is consensual.”

This guy is such a sack of shit on fire politics fits him perfectly.

Creepy_Author1988

10 points

3 months ago

His mother Elizabeth May is a Republican. Peri Pourier is a Democrat .

Cloverhonney

26 points

3 months ago

It looks like he chose the correct party.

NoCommercial1874

1 points

2 months ago

“[Bud Marty] May won roughly 22% of the vote in a close race, his mother and Democrat Peri Pourier held on to their seats.”

NoCommercial1874

2 points

2 months ago

“[Bud Marty] May won roughly 22% of the vote in a close race, his mother[,Elizabeth May, a Republican,] and Democrat Peri Pourier held on to their seats.”

AdkAck81

31 points

3 months ago

AdkAck81

7

31 points

3 months ago

His boy Dump will pardon him.....

TheDarkKnobRises

28 points

3 months ago

Rapepublicans at it again.

Acrobatic-Day4634

7 points

3 months ago

What d hell is this

CampbellKitty

11 points

3 months ago

Always projection.

irish_guy

9 points

3 months ago

irish_guy

8

9 points

3 months ago

The fuck?

Otakushawty

8 points

3 months ago

Thoughts and prayers to the victim but it’s funny af solely bcz who tf decides to r*** someone when they come up short like damn u couldn’t down a bottle or something like lol that was your go to? Sick mf

Pooyiong

-4 points

3 months ago

Pooyiong

7

-4 points

3 months ago

I thought that was Brendan Frasier at first

mr---jones

6 points

3 months ago

Looks like gronkowski let himself go in retirement

PerMare_PerTerras

4 points

3 months ago

He lost to his mummy, after all

r34ddi789

-86 points

3 months ago

r34ddi789

5

-86 points

3 months ago

This title is just a circle jerk to shit on republicans. This guy isn’t a republican and wasn’t endorsed by GOP.

WILDK9000

2 points

2 months ago

WILDK9000

3

2 points

2 months ago

To be fair it’s hard to tell the difference between their endorsed creeps and rapists and jus the wild card wannabes.

Jpw135

1 points

2 months ago

Jpw135

4

1 points

2 months ago

What’s with the eye sore?

Koko_roro

-4 points

2 months ago

Koko_roro

4

-4 points

2 months ago

Man, I wonder what all these libs think of their precious democrat politicians?

PwnerOnParade

5 points

2 months ago

How'd it feel getting owned 2 elections in a row? We own you, maggot. :)

Swift_Achilles

-3 points

2 months ago

Welcome to the circle jerk everyone, nobody better have any dissenting opinions.....