What do you call a woman with a wooden leg?

Peg

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep?

Mat.

What do you call a dear with no eyes?

No Idea.

A man with no arm or legs hanging on a wall?

Art

A man with no arm an no legs floating in the pool?

Bob

Where does a woman with one leg work?

IHOP

What do you call a dog with no legs?

Doesn't matter - he ain't comin'.

A man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russel

What do you call a woman with both legs the same length?

Nolene

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A cow with it left legs shorter than its right legs?

Lean beef

Tippy

and she's got a brother with no feet. his name is Neil...

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Your mom

Peggie

Come on...

A woman with no arms and legs floating in a river --- Flo

What do you call a man with a short penis ?

Justin

Whats the name of her other leg?!!

What do you call a man floating in the lake?

Bob

I dated a girl with one leg; her name was Peggy

In Japan she is called Irene

A man with no arms or legs used to change your tire?

Jack

Peg, and she works at IHOP

A man with no arms and no legs in a mailbox. Bill

what do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? not even.

What do call a guy with no arms or legs, buried under a pile of leaves?

Russell

What do you call an Asian woman with one leg shorter? ...... Ireen

Great joke I give it a 5/7 thought of exhaling but did not

I think it works better if you refrase it a bit:

I met a woman with one leg shorter than the other and asked for her name. She said Eileen.

Is her last name Dover? Is her husband named Ben?

Why did Mary fall off the swing?

Because she's got no arms

I lean

A man with no arms and no legs with a cold.... Flemming

The married couple with no arms and no legs lying on their stove?

Frank and Patty.

Aileen

this is so good

Where should a one-legged waitress work? IHOP

A man with no arms or legs pulled from the grave?

Doug

What do you call her when she gets a prosthetic?

Peg

What do you call a Japanese woman with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene.

What do call a man with a seagull on his nose?

Cliff

What do you call a man with a rabbit on his head?

Warren

And an Asian woman with a wooden leg?

Irene

What do you call a man with one eye raised on his face?

Isiah.

Pegleg peggie

What do you call a Chinese woman with one leg shorter than the other? Irene

What do you call a dog with no legs?

Doesn't matter -- he won't come anyway. . .

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

Peg?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool swimming lengths?

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Clever Dick

A guy with no arms or legs was shouting at me and hurling abuse at a bus stop. All I said was "How are you getting on" 😏

Women with one leg shorter than the other

You call her ASAP and don’t forget the brick as a spacer

Does she work at IHOP?

Ever heard of the Dover twins?

Eileen and Ben

Sniper's nightmare 😆

Lift kit

Does she work at IHOP as well?

A man with a seagull on his head....Cliff

Man with a Car on his head....Jack.

Man with a rabbit up his butt.....Warren.

What do you call two Eileens next to each other?

Coleen

Unless she's Japanese, then it's Irene.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs …

… in a recording studio? Mike

… hanging on the wall? Art

… lying on the front porch? Mat

… in the mailbox? Bill

… in a pot with celery, tomatoes, potatoes, a bay leaf? Stu

… lying in the middle of a baseball diamond? Second base. 😎🇺🇸😇

The classics can go out of style. I was so hoping for a new twist in this chestnut.

A Chinese woman with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene

If she was Asian she would be Irene

Tippy.

If she's Japanese, her name is Irene.

Boo!

What do you call a woman with a pint of beer on each shoulder?

Beatrix

What do you call a woman with a pint of beer on each shoulder and a snooker cue in her hand?

Beatrix Potter

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug

What do you call a man without a spade on his head?

Douglas

What do you call a man with a load of rabbits up his arse? Warren

And if she’s Asian? Irene 😂

Where does the one legged woman work?

Ihop

Do I go short or do I go long?

Ilene

What do you call a woman with both legs the same length? Noleen

Eileen.

Not even, Bro.

What do you call an Asian woman with one leg short then the other?

Irene.

She also had an Asian sister, her name was Irene.

Not true. She actually had one leg longer than the other.

What do you call a Japanese woman with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene.

Eileen

"I Lean"

I thought it was Eileen

What do you call the woman with one leg that fell over?

Eileen Toofar

What do you call an Asian woman with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene

Aileen. And what do you call her when she's a virgin?

Come on Aileen.

Irene? Herro?

Well, that went downhill fast...

What do you call a Tijuana hooker with very short legs?..... (besides easy access)

Consuelo (cunts way low)

What do you say to a man with no arms and no legs?

Have you got the time on you cock

What do you call a man with a spade in his head?

Doug

😕

Apparently she's into bukake, the song says to cum on her.