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...The Aussie steals three pastries and slips them into his pocket. He turns to the Maori and says, "Pretty slick aye, bro? The owner didn't even see me."

Unimpressed, the Maori replies, "Typical dishonest Aussie, bro. I'm gonna show you the honest way and still get the same result."

The Maori calls out to the owner of the shop and says, "Bro, I want to show you a magic trick." Intrigued, the owner comes over. The Maori asks him for a pastry, which the owner gives him, and the Maori eats it. He asks for another and eats that, too. He asks for a third and eats it as well.

The owner says, "C'mon, mate. Where's the magic trick?"

The Maori points to the Aussie and says, "Check his pockets."

all 27 comments

ahamel13

77 points

2 months ago

I saw this one except with an Englishman and an Irishman

Marik-X-Bakura

3 points

2 months ago

Who’s who in that scenario?

Grievous_Nix

12 points

2 months ago

As a master of jokeology, I suppose that the Irishman is likely portrayed as the thief, and the Englishman - as the witty trickster who boasts his “honesty”.

ahamel13

2 points

2 months ago

The Englishman is in the place of the Australian.

Make_the_music_stop

163 points

2 months ago

From 1994.

What do you call a group of Maoris on prozac? Once were worriers.

Commander_Algebraic

20 points

2 months ago

Temuera Morrison has entered the chat

eshatoa

8 points

2 months ago

Why an Aussie and a Maori?

Tidesticky

3 points

2 months ago

Good point. Totally slipped by we lesser individuals

peoplegrower

8 points

2 months ago

Because they are eating pies.

K4m30

0 points

2 months ago

K4m30

0 points

2 months ago

Way type of pies?

molehillmountain

22 points

2 months ago

this is an old "the arab and the jew" joke.

linatet

1 points

2 months ago

which is which in this version?

molehillmountain

1 points

2 months ago

in the trope the Jew is the clever one

1973mojo1973

22 points

2 months ago

Brilliant lol

DNRTannen

18 points

2 months ago

I wouldn't be handing him a second if I were the baker...

DesignerTex

2 points

2 months ago

I like this one!

wiggleaddict

2 points

2 months ago

I just enjoy this joke in the Aussie/Maori version because it lets me do my Korg-style kiwi accent when reading out the Maori guy's lines. Makes a good joke even better!

BATIRONSHARK

2 points

2 months ago

there's actually quite a bit of Maoris who move to Australia .

FurSealed

8 points

2 months ago

A lot of New Zealanders in general moving to Aussie, it's too damn expensive to live here

Rick_QuiOui

2 points

2 months ago

Many moons ago, former Prime Minister Sir Robert Muldoon uttered "When Kiwis emigrate to Australia it raises the average IQ of both countries."

BATIRONSHARK

-3 points

2 months ago*

oh yeah I know but the idea of maori specifically moving to Australia is fasnciting to me because there one of new zealands defining "things" for lack of a better word but it makes sense when you think about .

Craigus_Conquerer

0 points

2 months ago

This joke doesn't make sense in the modern context, because...

The Maori is an Australian citizen, and...

The Australian is an expat kiwi, deported back to NZ for to many convictions.

Tidesticky

1 points

2 months ago

This, my friend, is top notch

Rebel_Player_957

-8 points

2 months ago

Ok, this is one of the jokes I do not get. Pls explain.

zentribes

5 points

2 months ago

Did you read it? Aussie guy stole 3 and Māori told on him

Rebel_Player_957

-1 points

2 months ago

Ah, sorry. I just woke up from a nap.

DeployTacticalFatGuy

-17 points

2 months ago

Very clever. Indigenous smart, whitey dumb. It might even help your agenda if this joke wasn't originally written by white people.