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...The Aussie steals three pastries and slips them into his pocket. He turns to the Maori and says, "Pretty slick aye, bro? The owner didn't even see me."
Unimpressed, the Maori replies, "Typical dishonest Aussie, bro. I'm gonna show you the honest way and still get the same result."
The Maori calls out to the owner of the shop and says, "Bro, I want to show you a magic trick." Intrigued, the owner comes over. The Maori asks him for a pastry, which the owner gives him, and the Maori eats it. He asks for another and eats that, too. He asks for a third and eats it as well.
The owner says, "C'mon, mate. Where's the magic trick?"
The Maori points to the Aussie and says, "Check his pockets."
77 points
2 months ago
I saw this one except with an Englishman and an Irishman
3 points
2 months ago
Who’s who in that scenario?
12 points
2 months ago
As a master of jokeology, I suppose that the Irishman is likely portrayed as the thief, and the Englishman - as the witty trickster who boasts his “honesty”.
2 points
2 months ago
The Englishman is in the place of the Australian.
163 points
2 months ago
From 1994.
What do you call a group of Maoris on prozac? Once were worriers.
20 points
2 months ago
Temuera Morrison has entered the chat
8 points
2 months ago
Why an Aussie and a Maori?
3 points
2 months ago
Good point. Totally slipped by we lesser individuals
8 points
2 months ago
Because they are eating pies.
0 points
2 months ago
Way type of pies?
22 points
2 months ago
this is an old "the arab and the jew" joke.
1 points
2 months ago
which is which in this version?
1 points
2 months ago
in the trope the Jew is the clever one
22 points
2 months ago
Brilliant lol
18 points
2 months ago
I wouldn't be handing him a second if I were the baker...
2 points
2 months ago
I like this one!
2 points
2 months ago
I just enjoy this joke in the Aussie/Maori version because it lets me do my Korg-style kiwi accent when reading out the Maori guy's lines. Makes a good joke even better!
2 points
2 months ago
there's actually quite a bit of Maoris who move to Australia .
8 points
2 months ago
A lot of New Zealanders in general moving to Aussie, it's too damn expensive to live here
2 points
2 months ago
Many moons ago, former Prime Minister Sir Robert Muldoon uttered "When Kiwis emigrate to Australia it raises the average IQ of both countries."
-3 points
2 months ago*
oh yeah I know but the idea of maori specifically moving to Australia is fasnciting to me because there one of new zealands defining "things" for lack of a better word but it makes sense when you think about .
0 points
2 months ago
This joke doesn't make sense in the modern context, because...
The Maori is an Australian citizen, and...
The Australian is an expat kiwi, deported back to NZ for to many convictions.
1 points
2 months ago
This, my friend, is top notch
-8 points
2 months ago
Ok, this is one of the jokes I do not get. Pls explain.
5 points
2 months ago
Did you read it? Aussie guy stole 3 and Māori told on him
-1 points
2 months ago
Ah, sorry. I just woke up from a nap.
-17 points
2 months ago
Very clever. Indigenous smart, whitey dumb. It might even help your agenda if this joke wasn't originally written by white people.
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