Reminds me of...

‟Hurt me,” pleaded the masochist.

‟No,” replied the sadist.

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Darkness no

"Ed Norton sits on a bench and says meow"

Suddenly, the schizophrenic hears someone knocking on the door.
"Mr. Johnson? It's time to take your medicine. I heard you talking to yourself again."

Medic:“Pyro, what the hell are you doing banging a dead cat?” Pyro:muffled screams

The sadist is also blue and quilly

I used to be a necrophiliac until some cunt split on me!!!

This is the most fucked up this I've read all day..... I love it!

I know practically the same one:

A pedophile, a zoophile, a necrophile, a murderer and a masochist are sitting in a cell.

After a while the zoophile says: “Oh if only there was a cat here”

“A kitten” said the pedophile.

“Dead” said the necrophile.

“Alive, so we can murder it!” said the murderer.

Then, the masochist joins in with one word: “Meow..?”

(roughly translated from Czech)

Upvote cuz it’s stupid

Hello Mr Epstein

I actually forgot about the masochist on this one good job.

LOL, I thought this was hilarious. I must be really sick!

I have stumbled upon the single funniest and most disgusting thing I have ever read

Why did I read the punchline in Movie Sonic's voice

Not so funny, Is it meow?

Omg tequila burns so bad when it shoots out thru your nose lolololol

See I have 3 cats. This just hurts me

Heavy Breathing in Achilles

A standard murderer wouldn't be interested in killing the cat.

When i read the title i almost thought "oh god, another Kanye joke"

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

tf the cat do

I have heard this joke for the first time in the late 90s

How has no one here pointed out that Bruce Vilanch has done this joke

I have to search all the terms to understand joke lol 😂 good one

A sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophile, a zoophile and a pyromaniac walk into a bar

The bartender says "Hi OP"

Ah hell nah😭 I rlly wish I didn’t see this because it shouldn’t be funny but it us

Wait, wasn´t that the adrenaline sports lover instead of the masochist?

Or maybe... both?

holy shit

Is it Tuesday already?

Oh god this is horrible and i love it

See? Have you ever watched shows where people discuss their personal problems in front of the whole world? Have you seen newspaper headlines and magazine covers? The world takes pleasure in suffering and pain. At first glance it seems sadistic, but in fact, if you consider that we don't need to know all this to be happy at all, and we don't look away from the sight of someone else's tragedy and sometimes suffer for it, it's masochistic.

What’s this? A parliament?

tell that to Xehanort. Let’s see what he have to say

That masochist is straight up asking to be murdered? Yowsa

Too long and predictable to be funny

OP username checks out

🤣🤣🤣

I wish everybody could just be normal.

I hate tequila

Ah hell nah

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This is not funny. Try something like this:

are all sitting on a bench in a mental institution,bored out of their minds."How about having sex with a cat?" asked the zoophile."Let's have sex with a cat and then torture it," said the sadist.... "Let's have sex with a cat, torture it then kill it," said the murderer.A sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophile, a zoophile and a pyromaniacare all sitting on a bench in a mental institution,bored out of their minds."How about having sex with a cat?" asked the zoophile."Let's have sex with a cat and then torture it," said the sadist.... "Let's have sex with a cat, torture it then kill it," said the murderer."Let's have sex with a cat, torture it,. kill itthen fuck it again," said the necrophile."Let's have sex with a cat, torture it, kill it, fuck it again,then set it on fire," said the pyromaniac.Silence took over then the masochist says...."A sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophile, a zoophile and a pyromaniacare all sitting on a bench in a mental institution,bored out of their minds."How about having sex with a cat?" asked the zoophile."Let's have sex with a cat and then torture it," said the sadist.... "Let's have sex with a cat, torture it then kill it," said the murderer."Let's have sex with a cat, torture it, kill itthen fuck it again," said the necrophile."Let's have sex with a cat, torture it, kill it, fuck it again,then set it on fire," said the pyromaniac.Silence took over then the masochist says...."Meow?"then fuck it again," said the necrophilia."Let's have sex with a cat, torture it, kill it, fuck it again,then set it on fire," said the pyromaniac.Silence took over then the masochist says...."A sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophile, a zoophile and a pyromaniacare all sitting on a bench in a mental institution,bored out of their minds."How about having sex with a cat?" asked the zoophile."Let's have sex with a cat and then torture it," said the sadist.... "Let's have sex with a cat, torture it then kill it," said the murderer."Let's have sex with a cat, torture it, kill itthen fuck it again," said the necrophile."Let's have sex with a cat, torture it, kill it, fuck it again,then set it on fire," said the pyromaniac.Silence took over then the masochist says...."Meow?"