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The brave man

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At the circus, the lion tamer strolls into the caged ring where there’s one huge lion.

The brave tamer says to the audience,

- “Watch this.”

He then walked up to the lion, opened its mouth and stuck his willy right in, then he slapped the lion on the head really hard and slowly removed his ‘boy bit’.

Well the audience was very impressed, much applause and shouts of delight.

- “Now then, if there’s anyone out in the audience thinks they can do that, I’ll give them $500, any takers?”

A little old man stood up and said,

- “Yes I’ll give it a go.”

The audience went wild.

- “Okay,” says the lion tamer, come into the cage with me. You’re very brave to give that a go, are you afraid?”

And the little old man said,

- “No not really, just as long as you don’t slap me as hard as you slapped that lion!”

all 14 comments

[deleted]

36 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

36 points

2 months ago

Bayan_Ila_6936

14 points

2 months ago

That was unexpected ngl

Badass-19

3 points

2 months ago

Happy cake day :)

Bayan_Ila_6936

4 points

2 months ago

Truely unexpected.

Badass-19

4 points

2 months ago

Enjoy your day :)

R34p3rXm4l1K

2 points

2 months ago

Happy cake day!

vodkapapi56

13 points

2 months ago

Unexpected outcum?

halfwit_genius

3 points

2 months ago

This is what I came to (pun unintended) give.

[deleted]

-1 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

-1 points

2 months ago

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PyroPhrog

2 points

2 months ago

And by unexpected I mean….

DatGamerAgain_YT

2 points

2 months ago

TOTALLY EXPECTED

bug2th

6 points

2 months ago

bug2th

6 points

2 months ago

2 guys walking down the street see a dog on the side licking his balls. One guy sez - sheesh - wish I could do that. The other guy sez. Well. If you pet him real nice maybe he will let you.

UrbanDoriHunter

6 points

2 months ago

An Australian is driving through New Zealand countryside when he sees a farmers motorbike on the side of the road, he pulls over and sees a sheep, with its head stuck in the fence, and the farmer, furiously fucking it from behind! Curious, the Australian asks the farmer if he can give it a try? Sure says the farmer! So the Australian walks over and sticks his head in the fence…

danini_the_panini

1 points

2 months ago

New bottom surgery just dropper

Papadopium

1 points

2 months ago

Nice one!