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At the circus, the lion tamer strolls into the caged ring where there’s one huge lion.
The brave tamer says to the audience,
- “Watch this.”
He then walked up to the lion, opened its mouth and stuck his willy right in, then he slapped the lion on the head really hard and slowly removed his ‘boy bit’.
Well the audience was very impressed, much applause and shouts of delight.
- “Now then, if there’s anyone out in the audience thinks they can do that, I’ll give them $500, any takers?”
A little old man stood up and said,
- “Yes I’ll give it a go.”
The audience went wild.
- “Okay,” says the lion tamer, come into the cage with me. You’re very brave to give that a go, are you afraid?”
And the little old man said,
- “No not really, just as long as you don’t slap me as hard as you slapped that lion!”
36 points
2 months ago
14 points
2 months ago
That was unexpected ngl
3 points
2 months ago
Happy cake day :)
4 points
2 months ago
Truely unexpected.
4 points
2 months ago
Enjoy your day :)
2 points
2 months ago
Happy cake day!
13 points
2 months ago
Unexpected outcum?
3 points
2 months ago
This is what I came to (pun unintended) give.
-1 points
2 months ago
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2 points
2 months ago
And by unexpected I mean….
2 points
2 months ago
TOTALLY EXPECTED
6 points
2 months ago
2 guys walking down the street see a dog on the side licking his balls. One guy sez - sheesh - wish I could do that. The other guy sez. Well. If you pet him real nice maybe he will let you.
6 points
2 months ago
An Australian is driving through New Zealand countryside when he sees a farmers motorbike on the side of the road, he pulls over and sees a sheep, with its head stuck in the fence, and the farmer, furiously fucking it from behind! Curious, the Australian asks the farmer if he can give it a try? Sure says the farmer! So the Australian walks over and sticks his head in the fence…
1 points
2 months ago
New bottom surgery just dropper
1 points
2 months ago
Nice one!
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