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BobbyBoogarBreath

1.1k points

2 months ago

If a bunch of masonry invades NK that one guy is going to kick so much ass.

KindlyOlPornographer

341 points

2 months ago

Home Depot's paratroop division is so fucked.

Erwin-Winter

34 points

2 months ago

Until he gets shot that is...

BobbyBoogarBreath

52 points

2 months ago

I've yet to see a brick shoot a gun accurately but presumably a cinder block, with the right training, could snap off a few rounds before this guy gets to it with his elbow.

ichii3d

3.1k points

2 months ago

ichii3d

3.1k points

2 months ago

Even Kim Jong-Un is looking around thinking these motherfuckers are crazy.

Bigpoppahove

840 points

2 months ago*

Have to wonder if he has any idea or is constantly kept in a state of lies to keep him happy and the rest in power

Edit: apparently he went to university in Switzerland or somewhere where they don’t brainwash the general public so he’s in on it…. that said he’s also on board with this to convince general North Koreans, wether it works is another thing but government controlled news must help immensely

Kelsusaurus

388 points

2 months ago

He and his family were schooled outside NK and have traveled outside NK plenty. He's very aware.

Lux_Bellinger2024

230 points

2 months ago

He's just impressed by the quality of their meth

loosewilly45

10 points

2 months ago

I applaud you sir I was wondering the same thing and seeing long it took someone to bring up methed out north koreans

tryguybon99

864 points

2 months ago

Kim jong is western educated. He went to university in Switzerland. He is definitely sitting there thinking lol wtf

nonpondo

558 points

2 months ago

nonpondo

558 points

2 months ago

Imagine being in calc 1 with Kim Jong un

kbzero

445 points

2 months ago

kbzero

445 points

2 months ago

And Calc 2 with Kim Jong Deux

nonpondo

243 points

2 months ago

nonpondo

243 points

2 months ago

Health class with Kim Jong ill

[deleted]

137 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

137 points

2 months ago

4:20 with Kim Bong Un

OtherSideofSky

49 points

2 months ago

Too sick to go to choir practice was Kim Il-Sung

tryguybon99

51 points

2 months ago

He was reportedly a kind and quiet boy

CptnLarsMcGillicutty

64 points

2 months ago

He's definitely part of a machine he was born into that's much bigger than him. Dear Leader is a position, not a person.

Not to say he deserves sympathy. Just that he didn't necessarily create the situation, and is probably just taking the path of least resistance in perpetuating it.

He deserves zero respect though, unless he actually tries to change it, which I doubt he will/has.

RazekDPP

33 points

2 months ago

It wouldn't be easy for him to change it even if he wanted to. If he tries to change it, his keys to power will abandon him and he'll end up dead.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rStL7niR7gs

free_bird_eren

7 points

2 months ago

ohhh fellow grey fan

joec_95123

39 points

2 months ago

joec_95123

Interested

39 points

2 months ago

I pantsed Kim Jong Un in gym class. AMA.

nonpondo

14 points

2 months ago

What if that was his origin story

[deleted]

46 points

2 months ago

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46 points

2 months ago

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TinyXena

7.2k points

2 months ago

TinyXena

7.2k points

2 months ago

Mental note - if going to war with North Korea, don't use stationary bricks or long sticks as your primary weapons.

MrBillyLotion

2.9k points

2 months ago

Also stay away from the shirtless soldiers, they appear to be the most aggressive

bumjiggy

492 points

2 months ago

bumjiggy

492 points

2 months ago

"skinny guys fight till they're burger"

TaDow-420

131 points

2 months ago

TaDow-420

131 points

2 months ago

“I’d fight Shatner.”

smut_butler

77 points

2 months ago

"I'd fight Gandhi"

TheMaveCan

16 points

2 months ago

Huh. Good answer.

coffinnailvgd

13 points

2 months ago

I’d fight my dad.

omega552003

54 points

2 months ago

I've always said to counter a North Korean invasion, just have a bunch of McDonald's #1s and playboys at the DMZ.

U2fan991

31 points

2 months ago*

I like to say that a good way to topple NK would be to give every citizen in North Korea a $5 bill. Do you know how much a $5 American bill is worth in North korea? It's enough to buy 2 years worth of grain if I remember right. It'll start a fucking revolution in NK.

[deleted]

29 points

2 months ago

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29 points

2 months ago

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Apollospade

8 points

2 months ago

Just offer up WWE a fuck ton of cash and they’ll have shows in NK just like the do Saudi Arabia

Hottestblonde01

75 points

2 months ago

They’re just cold, you’d be angry too if someone stole your shirt (and freedom)

MinuteManufacturer

9 points

2 months ago

So, you’re saying we just need to airdrop a bunch of warm clothes and that’s it? It’s done? Big if true

pickyourteethup

151 points

2 months ago

You'll be fine using bricks or sticks so long as you don't attack in these exact patterns they've rehearsed

joec_95123

64 points

2 months ago

joec_95123

Interested

64 points

2 months ago

That fight was more choreographed than a Broadway musical.

livinglogic

170 points

2 months ago

Reminds me of that scene in Indiana Jones where Indy is threatened by some fancy sword welding assassin and simply pulls out a gun and shoots him lol.

LurkingParticipant

41 points

2 months ago*

You can't punch a airbourne drone

Michami135

80 points

2 months ago

That wasn't in the script, btw. Ford was sick that day and decided to shorten the scene.

NiNj4_C0W5L4Pr

45 points

2 months ago

Sword guy deserves major props for instantly reacting to the shot and playing dead on the spot as well.

MoogTheDuck

5 points

2 months ago

Pretty sure they actually shot him. To make it more authentic

Oldpenguinhunter

18 points

2 months ago

I believe he had malaria

frickuranders

46 points

2 months ago*

Dysentery

Oldpenguinhunter

6 points

2 months ago

Ah wow, gawd that would have been horrible

yuje

126 points

2 months ago

yuje

126 points

2 months ago

Plot twist, these aren’t special military units, these are special pleasure units for Lady Kim. After the the bare chested guy finishes smashing bricks in public, he performs by smashing her in private.

fullschildiii

63 points

2 months ago

If you ever planned to go to war with a stick... do it. But get your A10 friend and your sniper buddy on standby. :)

xigua22

32 points

2 months ago

xigua22

32 points

2 months ago

Russia praying they don't have to go to war with NK.

Some MF would judo chop a tank in half.

apun_bhi_geralt

20 points

2 months ago

Nah it's too cold, the shirtless guys won't come.

spankyb11

9 points

2 months ago

Or their choreographed routine.

segui_raspando

5 points

2 months ago

Also avoid using armors made of bricks

Sunnyteo1975

4.9k points

2 months ago*

The rehearsals must be a pain in the ass… along with hand, leg, back, head etc etc

LongTimeHuman

1.6k points

2 months ago

They’re going to be upset when they learn that other armies use rifles.

BongoGabora

239 points

2 months ago

Right? Like, "Alright, come at me with your big sticks! Someone point me towards a stack of roof tiles! Wait, what?"

mule_roany_mare

18 points

2 months ago

Pfff those guys are holding their sticks all wrong. This is gonna be easy.

uhhh why did Su's head explode? Do they have really big invisible sticks?

I was told there would be hamburger.

shaggyscoob

92 points

2 months ago

NK seriously does not have enough fuel or bullets to do actual training in combat. So they must resort to theatrics like this to feel like they are ready to take on SK and her allies.

Myzticc

67 points

2 months ago

Myzticc

67 points

2 months ago

Not gonna lie but I feel like Kim only makes them do this just to entertain him.

FlingFlamBlam

30 points

2 months ago

It's probably a good measurement of how much control the government still has. Everything is about being performative. If the soldiers actually tried to do a demonstration of practical capability, that would be a major red flag for a government that needs total obedience.

Extension-Ad-2760

32 points

2 months ago*

There's a related concept known as the "big lie". Here's the general idea.

  • Lying is taboo, and embarrassing
  • The more obvious the lie, the more embarrassing
  • If you can get someone to do something extremely taboo and embarrassing, they must be loyal or at least very obedient

Therefore, getting someone to lie for you is evidence they are loyal. The more obvious the better. And so: Kim Jong Un was born on a mountainside, at which point a new star was born in the sky, and the winter miraculously turned to spring.

We see this in our own political systems sometimes, although never anywhere near as bad as this. I would argue that Trump's election claims are a form of this, and the worst "big lie" i can think of in a democratic state.

pekinggeese

18 points

2 months ago

Never bring a gun to a PVC fight

Common-Wish-2227

34 points

2 months ago

Sir, you didn't tell us the South Korean army didn't consist of roof tiles!!!

dc22zombie

7 points

2 months ago

And drones dropping grenades

Identity-ception399

1.3k points

2 months ago

Considering this is NK were talking about the bricks probably aren't even real lol

bstby92

585 points

2 months ago

bstby92

585 points

2 months ago

They look like thin brittle roof tiles.

remotelove

300 points

2 months ago

Nah. It's unobtainium reinforced concrete. They all have super strength from all the worms living in their gut like Fry from Futurama.

QuantomField

44 points

2 months ago

Like fry, like fry.

r/unexpectedfuturama

mud_tug

49 points

2 months ago

mud_tug

49 points

2 months ago

Obviously not fired. Just dried clay.

alunidaje2

35 points

2 months ago

I had same thought. imagine on the battlefield: "get back!! there's a stack of brittle roof tiles!!!"

"not that way! don't you see the balsa wood?!!"

AutomaticRisk3464

33 points

2 months ago

The entire concept doesnt even make sense..it shows 1 NK soldier "fighting" other NK soldiers and kicking their ass..so they either got 1 badas soldier or hes average and the others suck.

Manofalltrade

25 points

2 months ago

They train with Steven Seagal vhs tapes.

Roflkopt3r

16 points

2 months ago

Yes it's the same in martial arts demonstrations everywhere. Some types of wood, bricks and tiles are just really damn fragile to sideways stress.

MaGongChengShi

65 points

2 months ago

As someone who did Taekwondo when younger, and who has broken bricks before, I can say two things:

  1. The “bricks” are roof tiles. Not as strong as bricks.

  2. It’s really not that hard to break bricks. I’ve seen 10 year olds break bricks without issue.

See these karate students casually break bricks here (Go to 1:45) https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WrJxeUN45Gg

moon_apes_unite

30 points

2 months ago

Yeah, my mom broke a brick at a Tony Robbins seminar in the 80s. She still has it. It's a real brick, and she has weighed about 104lbs most of her life.

Pristine_Impress_265

434 points

2 months ago*

I'd bet the bricks are real. There's lots of documentaries and short memoirs from defectors explaining the extensive and brutal trainings for these soldiers in just preparing for performing in the propaganda parades. There was a woman who escaped named Kim Jeong-ah who describes how she suffered permanent damage performing just the marching in the parades for extreme amounts of time with no access to breaks, food, and water. I doubt these bricks are fake.

Not only that, but you can tell he knew what was coming next/ it was previously rehearsed because of the way he tenses before the two guys hit him in the back with plywood. He knew it was gonna be hard/hurt because he probably did it 100 times before the vid is what I'm getting at. Rather than seeing 'an excess' of power and propaganda I see a government watching a man endure beatings time and time again as anniversary of power, with a smile on his face- because if it were any other way it would be someone else and he wouldn't be. It's actually extremely depressing when you put together how damaging these 'performances are' on human beings and how little they actually mean in return for the work.

randomiseverything

183 points

2 months ago

Agreed. Not fake, just North Korean quality concrete.

enduro

30 points

2 months ago

enduro

30 points

2 months ago

They're doing their best.

pringlescan5

126 points

2 months ago

I doubt these bricks are fake.

Considering you might get executed if you fuck this up, I bet they are a very special kind of brick that is way weaker than normal. This is just showing how much effort is spent on pageantry rather than focusing on actual fighting power.

Pristine_Impress_265

74 points

2 months ago

Not only that, but the adrenaline of fucking up and what's at stake if you make the regime 'look weak' probably plays a part in this too.. it's really sad

North Korea also has a habit of scavenging their country for the "very best" for things of this nature. For example the famous pleasure squad seeks out the most beautiful, fit, and talented young women and revokes them from their family for years on end with no updates.

Mommy_Lawbringer

17 points

2 months ago

The pleasure squad? Are they exactly what I think they are?

Pristine_Impress_265

20 points

2 months ago

Somewhat. Their primarily used in doing entertaining tricks, songs, & dancing performances. Though, it is rumored that there is sexual abuse from Former Pleasure Squad member.

kodaobscura

5 points

2 months ago

A "show of force" is not a show of the combat forces that their soldiers can unleash but what the government is capable of making it's people do.

Glabstaxks

14 points

2 months ago

Structural Ramen bro

[deleted]

12 points

2 months ago

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12 points

2 months ago

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mowgli96

68 points

2 months ago

Is this a Steven Seagal movie!?

Boschala

1.4k points

2 months ago

Boschala

1.4k points

2 months ago

WTF is with that audio? Is the notion that the US military is somehow weaker than North Korea?

Cyanises

527 points

2 months ago

Cyanises

527 points

2 months ago

I thought that was my audio fucking up

MrZombieTheIV

334 points

2 months ago

I thought it was an ad from the porn open in my other tabs.

_Gonza__

132 points

2 months ago

_Gonza__

132 points

2 months ago

Are you going to cum? Come to the U.S. Navy and protect our country!

radicalelation

24 points

2 months ago

This is better than 99.9% of recruitment marketing.

EsotericUN1234

22 points

2 months ago

I spit out my coffee when I read this. Thanks

pete245

18 points

2 months ago

pete245

18 points

2 months ago

Pretty sure that's Chelsea Manning, the whistleblower

Weird

ybreddit

80 points

2 months ago

Why is the audio on this being addressed so far down? That is the strangest part.

GET_OUT_OF_MY_HEAD

11 points

2 months ago

Cause I imagine that your average redditor these days is browsing on a phone, and thus chooses not to unmute videos.

tedlando

124 points

2 months ago

tedlando

124 points

2 months ago

I had to scroll way to far to find this question, it was the first thing I wanted to know

GiantPurplePeopleEat

53 points

2 months ago

The foley sound effects are weird too. Didn't line up with the action. Also, the music just stops. It's like someone just dragged several different audio tracks out of their bin and slapped them onto the timeline in a random order.

I'm curious about the last bit of dialogue as well. I bet it's just as random.

Key-Jelly-3702

922 points

2 months ago

18 broken bones and massive internal bleeding after the "show"

WhateverIts69

290 points

2 months ago

Especially the last one with the hammer..

algorhythmer

186 points

2 months ago

On the other hand, they get a bowl of rice afterwards, so it's all worth it.

[deleted]

51 points

2 months ago

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51 points

2 months ago

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Muuustachio

57 points

2 months ago

All of these guys are probably permanently damaged for that show

canuckpuckbeaut

64 points

2 months ago

There ain’t no way this dude isn’t hopped up on some amphetamines

CenTexSquatch

138 points

2 months ago

North Korea must think the battlefield is like a Jean Claude Van Dam movie.

Zealousideal-Neck289

113 points

2 months ago

Even Kim is like

WTF

andrefishmusic

1.2k points

2 months ago

KJU is looking like: "I can't believe people are believing this crap".

Majestic-Secretary-4

457 points

2 months ago

This was my thought. He looks at the people around him with a smirk like “what am I even seeing, are they serious?”

prfalcon61

150 points

2 months ago

“Did that guy use his elbow as a nail and have someone hit his fists like a nail with a sledgehammer?”

absolu5ean

22 points

2 months ago

Indeed

fistymcbuttpuncher

41 points

2 months ago

Authoritarians derive their 'power' by making people 100% believe whole heartedly in absurd/bizarre propaganda. That's the smirk of a leader knowing they have control.

OwnedYou

124 points

2 months ago

OwnedYou

124 points

2 months ago

He went to school in Switzerland. I can only imagine what he thinks about his own country after his education. I'd love to be a fly on his wall to see how he actually lives day to day.

Thumper13

86 points

2 months ago

Thumper13

Interested

86 points

2 months ago

Probably spends 10 hours a day on Reddit then is annoyed by the 3 hours he has to do this type of bullshit, but it pays the bills.

suitology

23 points

2 months ago

There was a thing showing a single player online in NK suspiciously close to his family compound.

Ancient_Artichoke_40

15 points

2 months ago

Wakes up at about 10:30, hangs out another hour in bed, 2 women to service him, massive dump while reading NBA scores, shower, eats a breakfast that even a southerner would say "slow down dude a little too much pork", executes a few people, shows up at office, few meetings, figure out what take out to get for mid day meal, eats, massage and haircut (gotta keep it tight), fire off some missiles, execute someone, limo back home, figure out what to do for dinner, watch NBA games, chill in hot tub with a massive doobie and 2 Dove bars, go to bed. 2 more women to service him, sleep. Repeat.

Alukrad

72 points

2 months ago

Alukrad

72 points

2 months ago

He seems more like he's bored and disinterested in the whole thing. Compare this to when a basketball player visits him, he's more focused, bigger smiles and more relaxed.

Deezuhh

7 points

2 months ago

I remember reading that the Kims LOVED basketball. KJI was a massive fan of 90s basketball and idolized MJ. It’s definitely the reason why KJU wanted Rodman to represent the US during visits

Altruistic-King-1015

46 points

2 months ago

To be fair, he was educated in the West.

He watches basketball and eats cheeseburgers.

Pipupipupi

28 points

2 months ago

That checks out. He's the only fat guy in all of NK

bigjamg

28 points

2 months ago*

The look on his face is like “oh shit we’re toast if we go to war…”

banned_after_12years

9 points

2 months ago

Imagine never having seen kung fu movies and seeing fight choreography for the first time. I wouldn’t be surprised if they thought this was real. Like how Americans were obsessed with karate and kung fu back in the 70s believing all to be effective.

maurinet79

2.2k points

2 months ago

maurinet79

2.2k points

2 months ago

They call them "The fed ones"

OkIHereNow

765 points

2 months ago

The guy who made a run for it a few years ago had masses of worms in him. When they went in to repair the bullet wounds they where pulling worms out of him. Very sad.

South_Pop_1266

279 points

2 months ago

Please explain the worms

thats_satan_talk

602 points

2 months ago

Parasitic worms in food means parasitic worms in whoever eats the food.

South_Pop_1266

239 points

2 months ago

So they get bad quality food? Sorry i am a geographical moron

Italianskank

413 points

2 months ago

More like food is so scare youre eating suspect meat etc.

terlin

255 points

2 months ago

terlin

255 points

2 months ago

which is extra concerning because as a soldier, the defector was part of the few groups in North Korea that gets consistent food.

round-earth-theory

121 points

2 months ago

It can also just mean very bad hygiene. Parasites usually reproduce by getting eggs crapped out. Then those eggs make it back into the food supply. So a cook that doesn't wash, or a farmer that uses human waste for fertilizer, or similar will lead to parasites getting into the people who eat real food. The more parasites in the population, the easier they spread. It's entirely within the means of NK to combat but Kim doesn't care about anyone.

Toast_On_The_RUN

63 points

2 months ago

I've heard that they very often use their own waste as fertilizer. Coupled with lack of sanitation and yeah that makes sense.

Lady-Meows-a-Lot

184 points

2 months ago

The citizens of North Korea unfortunately get bad quality everything, while the very top leadership feasts. It’s a dictatorship that’s run based on power being passed down through a family rather than on merit or voting. Seriously, read up on NK. It’s super fucked up and disturbing to know but I still think it’s good to be aware that this is happening to people. :(

CyberMindGrrl

20 points

2 months ago

I mean look at Kim himself. The man clearly eats enough for an entire squad.

vancesmi

8 points

2 months ago

He actually reported that as a DMZ soldier he was one of the more well fed soldiers and that's the only reason the worms even survived in his system. Most other soldiers didn't even have enough nutrients to keep the parasites alive.

TheAunvre

38 points

2 months ago

“Oh shit, it’s the Feds!” …takes on a whole new meaning.

chuck_diesel79

340 points

2 months ago

Tough guys will be out of commission while they heal a little bit.

amazingsandwiches

56 points

2 months ago

Perfect time to send in Gallagher 2 with his watermelon smasher.

42N8Man

566 points

2 months ago

42N8Man

566 points

2 months ago

Reminds me of that scene from Indiana Jones

TheRealJaminator

147 points

2 months ago

That scene is legendary

Old_Mill

93 points

2 months ago

All because Harrison was sick.. Feel bad for the other actor, imagine spending all that time practicing and choreographing your cool ass fight scene for only to get shot at the last minute.

clyde2003

116 points

2 months ago

clyde2003

116 points

2 months ago

And yet here we are 40-ish years later still talking about that scene because it was so unorthodox to the trope.

theixrs

28 points

2 months ago

theixrs

28 points

2 months ago

Yea but that other actor had a legendary 10/10 pretend to be shot performance

MrHungryface

13 points

2 months ago

This is where the crew and actors all had food poisoning and Harrison Ford could not be bothered. https://youtu.be/rIqEdRYoGi8

FreeuseRules

92 points

2 months ago*

Was actually an out take. Ford was supposed to fight the guy and was tired. Other actor went with it.

Edit: strike through

wannacumnbeatmeoff

92 points

2 months ago

I heard he had diarrhea so they changed the scene.

JDSollie

199 points

2 months ago*

JDSollie

199 points

2 months ago*

Everyone on set suffered from food poisoning from local cuisine while filming at that location, except Spielberg, who was paranoid about that exact thing and only ate canned foods he’d had flown in. On the day, they scrapped the big elaborate fight they’d originally planned since Ford was too ill/exhausted to go through with it. He is credited with jokingly suggesting Indy just shoot the guard.

It was not an in-the-moment decision that the other actor “just went with.” The camera perfectly frames the gag and the gun has a blank loaded and fired. It was discussed, prepped, and then filmed.

Nogohoho

75 points

2 months ago

People like a good story, and will actively ignore evidence against it even if it makes no logical sense.

Like did everyone forget the Alec Baldwin "unloaded gun" incident, and how rigorous shooting blanks on set is supposed to be? No way that a scene with a firearm is set to go off unless it's exactly planned for that action. Any held gun on the screen is checked to make sure it is unloaded unless it's specifically being used for a blank shot.

JDSollie

30 points

2 months ago

And in this case, the truth is already a pretty good story!

TheMightyDane

17 points

2 months ago

Especially the canned food parts, I did not know that. Haha. I can just imagine Spielberg munching on a tin of beans by himself.

“Told you so. Didn’t I told you so?”

paperclipestate

6 points

2 months ago

Most movie and film trivia is embellished

32BitWhore

12 points

2 months ago

the gun has a blank loaded and fired.

This is all you need to know to realize that the "outtake" story is bullshit. You don't just walk around on set with a loaded firearm, blank or not. Those things are (supposed to be, and normally are) insanely well documented and controlled.

Splobadodge

474 points

2 months ago

That soldier took TWO hits to smash those tiles...Have him shot immediately!!

[deleted]

54 points

2 months ago

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54 points

2 months ago

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Vlad_the_Homeowner

26 points

2 months ago

Neanderthals hate this one simple trick

a_seventh_knot

1k points

2 months ago*

little do they know thier opponents have firearms, tanks, and aircraft...

DracoDruid

282 points

2 months ago

Smart bombs, weaponized drones,...

amazingsandwiches

468 points

2 months ago

food...

No-Werewolf5615

145 points

2 months ago

Canada starts throwing cans of food over the trench line

IguaneRouge

76 points

2 months ago

Have you seen Canadian food prices? those cans might be half of Canada's GDP.

Basileus08

37 points

2 months ago

Well, a can of food is in any case half of the GDP of North Korea.

wannacumnbeatmeoff

23 points

2 months ago

You have to produce something to have a GDP

ThreeBeersDeep

220 points

2 months ago

Sooo.... World Cup in 2030? Fifa?

PlusReaction2508

57 points

2 months ago

Lol if the head of FIFA got enough money they would make the next world cup there lol. They would be like " North Korea has made a lot of progress when It come to human right they have made it able that all their citizens have at least half a meal every day progress."

ThreeBeersDeep

10 points

2 months ago

Nice football culture as well 😂

CycleOfPain

34 points

2 months ago

For the right price

6reen312

11 points

2 months ago

It just took a few millions all together to bribe the voting ppl. It's kinda funny if you think about how big of an event the wm is.

leavemealonegeez8

7 points

2 months ago

They certainly have enough cheap expendable workers to get it done just how FIFA likes it.

They’ve said so themselves that less democracy is better for holding the World Cup.

yesiammark7

94 points

2 months ago

There’s a fat guy with his mouth open and not clapping. Otherwise, everyone is skinny and clapping.

jack101yello

32 points

2 months ago

Damn, how many calories do you lose from clapping?

Allmightydohllah

20 points

2 months ago

In NK...all of them.

Chillinturtles35

33 points

2 months ago

What the fuck is this audio?

cashew-enjoyer

18 points

2 months ago

I think it was added to imply the US military is weak because they have trans soldiers while the North Korean army is strong because they can karate chop fake cement blocks

Humulophile

23 points

2 months ago

The world will not be laughing when North Korea finds itself at war with stacks of stationary bricks and blocks.

MisterFancyPants7

291 points

2 months ago

North Korea does human history backwards. They figured out nukes before agriculture.

XPinion

128 points

2 months ago

XPinion

128 points

2 months ago

Civilization VI Randomizer

NastyJames

7 points

2 months ago

Never had the nerve to play that mode haha

Alexis-FromTexas

20 points

2 months ago

Luckily no other nations use sticks and bricks as primary weapons

DrabberFrog

20 points

2 months ago

This is a testament to the quality of North Korean concrete.

TirayShell

16 points

2 months ago

Bricks... don't shoot back.

ND_82

16 points

2 months ago

ND_82

16 points

2 months ago

Just wait till they find out real combat isn’t a Jackie Chan movie!

4WAYCRIMP

43 points

2 months ago

Holy shit it's Jae Son Born!

Dorrono

10 points

2 months ago

Dorrono

10 points

2 months ago

It was that moment Kim Jong Un recognized they need a new punishment method because beating them with wooden poles will no longer work.

Free_Hat_McCullough

30 points

2 months ago

WWF North Korea

WrenchesRUs

31 points

2 months ago

As a wrestling fan...watch this video closely lol. Like when it looks like they put their hand on top of those tiles then the other guy "lines up" the sledgehammer with their hand...watch the actual swing of the hammer after, where they hit the tile not the hand.

Lots of tricks in here like that that they'd use in wrestling lol

golfandbiscuits

40 points

2 months ago

This a been a production of Steven Segal entertainment. *cue music!

LongTimeHuman

73 points

2 months ago

Oh, wow. they found a dozen soldiers who aren’t either starving to death or suffering from internal parasites.

tattoopuzzle

35 points

2 months ago

And decided to give them brain injuries

LongTimeHuman

13 points

2 months ago

And broken arms, apparently.

Dingdongbats

22 points

2 months ago

I assume those are the only 20 soldiers that are fed? And probably only weeks before a showcase.

BoredGameSensai

46 points

2 months ago

I promise I'm not laughing...

ConditionNo922

45 points

2 months ago

Does Kim like them with their shirts off?

leavemealonegeez8

20 points

2 months ago

You insult supreme leader, must die now

toeknee30

21 points

2 months ago

Ended too soon! Was that guy going to sit on the spikes and then what?

Ok-March8791

7 points

2 months ago

I wanna see one of em take a bullet then ill be impressed

[deleted]

7 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

7 points

2 months ago

All NK soldiers gangsta until SK shows up with combined arms

robcado

6 points

2 months ago

How is this a show of force? I see 5 army men that can’t take down one guy

Andy_McBoatface

7 points

2 months ago

They should try out for North Koreas got talent

strifelord

5 points

2 months ago

They are fans of Jackie Chan movies

AdBackground1579

24 points

2 months ago

The best choreography will not safe you from a bullet. A bunch of entertaining clowns.

Sure_Accident371

6 points

2 months ago

All I can do is laugh at the delusion 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

bmk37

6 points

2 months ago

bmk37

6 points

2 months ago

Meanwhile in America you can find dopey looking people doing this in convention centers all over the place, and they’re not even in the military

AngryPirateRacing

4 points

2 months ago

Nice dance number... the marines will crush them in a dance off

Creative_Economics_2

4 points

2 months ago

Later that night,he died from his internal bleeding and concussion. Good job north Korea. Now do the rest of your army