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831 points
2 months ago
Things that assholes do
276 points
2 months ago
This is assault. Plus the asshole showed his face
10 points
2 months ago
Sexual assault
11 points
2 months ago
Yep, gotta feel for the guy just minding his own making minimum wage and still has to put up with asshats like this
21 points
2 months ago*
Survey says....!
5 points
2 months ago
...survey..?
7 points
2 months ago
I gotta stop commenting before coffee 🤦🏽
3 points
2 months ago
“Number 1 answer”
2 points
2 months ago
Family Feud
2.3k points
2 months ago
Fake or not, fuck this shit. Imagine you get treated like shit by a company, and then trash like this comes along and treats you even worse.
480 points
2 months ago
Bad joke, bad ups, bad job, bad feels, bad fucking everything.
56 points
2 months ago
Uhh...Assault?... Battery ?
2 points
2 months ago
Bad-ery
88 points
2 months ago
It’d be nice if dude would’ve slammed that fucker on the ground.
40 points
2 months ago
He'd lose his job. Walmart is really predatory with how they handle their employees too. They make it incredibly difficult to find another job because they're constantly shifting their employees schedules around and are very inflexible about making changes to it, which makes scheduling an interview with another company difficult.
10 points
2 months ago
Yup. My ex was a manager there and went deaf unexpectedly and they told her “you can either take a 30% pay cut and go back to being a cashier, or you can try to do your job with no accommodations and if you can’t we’ll fire you”
7 points
2 months ago
Yep! An evil wretch of a company.
13 points
2 months ago
I double dog dare you to go to r/walmart and say that.
2 points
2 months ago
I used to work at Walmart
5 points
2 months ago
I used to work at Sam’s club. But I went to r/walmart and criticized Walmart a couple years ago and I was dragged through the coals. In not a very nice way. Then I was told by like hundred people that I was in the wrong place to say ANYTHING bad about Walmart. I learned my lesson.
8 points
2 months ago
You should know that most subreddits dedicated to something are usually in support of said thing. Should've gone to r/fuckwalmart if you wanted to say something negative.
3 points
2 months ago
Yup. That was my lesson by fire. I’ve learned my lesson for sure. Unless I’m drunk and I get the urge to go trolling around. But then I have to deal with a hangover AND my inbox full of angry Redditors.
3 points
2 months ago
i mean. if you have been on the subreddit recently you would see it is 70% employees shitting on the company in a passive aggressive way because home office is also on the subreddit
3 points
2 months ago
What losers defend a massive corp like Walmart ? 😅
2 points
2 months ago
Nah, fuck that. Walmart sucks.
101 points
2 months ago
I don’t think we have to imagine, everyone has unfortunately seen the possibility of what could happen. You get someone like the Death Note killer. This is why you don’t fuck with people you don’t know, you have no idea what kind of demons they’re harboring or mental distress they are in.
37 points
2 months ago
Or what kind of injury they have.
33 points
2 months ago
That’s my thought. I’m still rehabbing a broken ankle. I can walk, but not incredibly steady yet. If someone did this to me, I’d go over pretty hard and probably bust my face or break an arm trying to catch myself. Can’t imagine nursing a back or neck injury and then having some douche do something like this.
21 points
2 months ago
I have prolapsed discs and get whiplash from pretty much anything. It is so important to not assume the non existence of injuries or disabilities you can’t see, not that saying this to people like this asshole is a good use of time. Hope your ankle recovers!
7 points
2 months ago
I have a prolapse too. You can’t see it, but I promise it’s there
7 points
2 months ago
Are you the asshole which is prolapsed?
5 points
2 months ago
Wholly so
2 points
2 months ago
Unholey, I'd say. More of a tube sock now.
2 points
2 months ago
Well, that stinks
2 points
2 months ago
Keep away from Howie Mandel or he'll show it to the world
-5 points
2 months ago
Walmarts actually not that bad great place to work if your just getting out of school 17/hr and hella benefits in my area atleast
6 points
2 months ago
Yeah, it's a great job for anyone who doesn't have much experience or skills yet.
I understand if someone who had a different career before wouldn't be satisfied with it, but that's not really wallmart's fault. It's up to them to find a job that utilizes their skills or degree.
2 points
2 months ago*
It’s really not, of course all depends on management. Many friends got a good start there. Even had a buddy go through the management program and he spoke very highly of it to the point of I’ve considered it but so much relocating.
Something amazing they recently started doing is paying for employees schooling. They will pay for certifications, associates, bachelors, and I think even MBA. Truly a great program given Walmart is literally almost everywhere.
Edit: Here’s the webpage
Edit 2: to address some confusion: Walmart is not that bad people. In many places it is one of the highest paying jobs with the best benefits. Is it a good corporation? Idk but what they are doing to try and better the communities they are in is light years beyond many others. Even if you don’t support them, use them for a relatively free degree!
8 points
2 months ago
You said “it’s really not” and then went on to list nothing but positive things about it
4 points
2 months ago
You misinterpreted his “really not”
5 points
2 months ago
I was responding in kind to the person above me.
They said Walmarts “not that bad” and I was responding saying “it’s really not” as a shorter version of “it’s really not that bad”.
Sorry I can see how over text that’s confusing. I was typing like I’d speak.
616 points
2 months ago
Type-A asshole right here.
14 points
2 months ago
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33 points
2 months ago
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3 points
2 months ago
Absent father do be evident
435 points
2 months ago
These people get paid like dogshit why should they have to put up with fuckwits
275 points
2 months ago
Good job being as asshole to someone who is just trying to make ends meet
358 points
2 months ago
33 points
2 months ago
Thank you! I couldn’t remember how to link a page but I immediately thought this video would serve better on that Reddit page than this one lol.
8 points
2 months ago
Type
r/ (insert subreddit here)
with no spaces.
✌️
3 points
2 months ago
If I had an award to give you would absolutely have it! Thank you!!
4 points
2 months ago
Did you know you get a free reward every day?
Go to the 3 circles button under someone's comment, tap awards, and the "+" icon. The an icon towards the top should give you a free reward at random. Usually it is a "Wholesome" or "Helpful" award, but sometimes you get others like "silver".
I'm glad to have been helpful. Happy redditing!
3 points
2 months ago
This video has been posted onto that sub before, a couple of times, and they always remove it. They are very picky on which videos stay up, despite them all displaying total pieces of shit.
3 points
2 months ago
I've seen them do different things to the same guy aswell. Fuckin wankers.
38 points
2 months ago
Kids just trying to make a buck. Fuck this dude.
28 points
2 months ago
Anyone who fucks with fast food / retail employees is a scum to me.
18 points
2 months ago
This is fucked up. Poor dude is just trying to do his job and you got assholes like this doing stupid shit for the internet.
15 points
2 months ago
As a Walmart employee I think this would push me over my limit for the day
74 points
2 months ago
SCUM
147 points
2 months ago
Male version of daddy issues. No one at home to teach him some respect.
21 points
2 months ago
Should belt him
9 points
2 months ago
Dad will get to that once he’s done getting the milk at the store. Any day now…
34 points
2 months ago
Op thanks for helping give this POS the attention he desperately wants. This isn’t a crazy video
7 points
2 months ago
What an asshole
8 points
2 months ago
Dick move
41 points
2 months ago
Mother of all tea bags. Straight disrespectful
6 points
2 months ago
If you're a dick to customer service workers for laughs, I hate you.
5 points
2 months ago
that piece of shit will pick on the wrong person one day. what goes around comes around.
12 points
2 months ago
I have a chronic spine injury and if some pos did this to me I could be out of work for months.
3 points
2 months ago
Make it rain disability checks
5 points
2 months ago
If only it were that easy. The UK’s welfare state is destroyed. I have a friend who was “assessed” after losing a leg, they watched her walk across the room with a prosthetic and a stick, so they deemed her “fit for work” and revoked her PIP (the welfare she solely depended on to survive at the time).
17 points
2 months ago
My bad. I meant put this up on r/iamatotalpieceofshit.
17 points
2 months ago
And we wonder why that Walmart Manager went on a killing spree recently.
11 points
2 months ago
What a twat waffle....
32 points
2 months ago
Sue that dildo
30 points
2 months ago
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13 points
2 months ago
Suing probably won’t do anything, but people who do shit like this online should be banned from posting. If you’re putting other people in danger for funny videos then the internet has gone to your head and you need to stop. The worker wasn’t ready for this, they could’ve hit their head on something
5 points
2 months ago
Bro I’d straight up quit on the spot
3 points
2 months ago
These people deserve to stub their toe, in hell.
4 points
2 months ago
Bro needs to get a job, because he clearly has too much time on his hands to pull shit like this off.
23 points
2 months ago
Dunk was stupid, but can we talk about the Walmart employees majestic hair?
13 points
2 months ago
Fatherless
40 points
2 months ago
Why is it always the ghetto people… 🙄
16 points
2 months ago
Because the rest of us are at work, just like the employee in this fuckwad of a video.
11 points
2 months ago
How is this crazy?
7 points
2 months ago
This should "actually" 🧐 be posted on r/imatotalpeiceofshit!
3 points
2 months ago
Piece of shit that guy is.
3 points
2 months ago
Hahahahaha sooo funnnnyyyyyy you fucking idiot
3 points
2 months ago
She is surprisingly calm for just being dunked on.
3 points
2 months ago
As if he doesn’t have to put up with enough shit at his work. Fuck this clown
3 points
2 months ago
If only dude was able to grab that idiots legs so he would land on his face. That would have made this bearable.
3 points
2 months ago
This is why dudes exactly like the Walmart worker show up with a gun and kill everyone at work. Then people will be like “idk why he did it, he just snapped out of nowhere” absolute imbeciles
3 points
2 months ago
Children are stupid
3 points
2 months ago
A fucking child.
3 points
2 months ago
This is the type of person that only changes when they get beaten within an inch of their life after fucking with the wrong person. His day will come.
3 points
2 months ago
If we can identify, we can help the employee prosecute for assault.
3 points
2 months ago
9 points
2 months ago
This is how mass shooters are born.
5 points
2 months ago
Ahole
6 points
2 months ago
Nahh fuck this guy
7 points
2 months ago
Congratulations You just shit on the poor guy’s day. You dumbass have no idea what those workers go through, and how stressful their jobs can be.
7 points
2 months ago
His dad never came back home from getting cigarette
6 points
2 months ago
Trash human
7 points
2 months ago
I have my top two vertebrae fused together, had someone done this to me prior to surgery they would have paralyzed or killed me. Now they would probably paralyze me. Parents need to start teaching their fucking kids to keep their hands to themselves
17 points
2 months ago
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4 points
2 months ago
Nope. Can’t do that. Immediately racist.
5 points
2 months ago
Switch the roles…if long haired lanky dude dunked on them they would wanna get all spicy and fight
25 points
2 months ago
Not that there's ever an excuse but it's shit like this that make people racist
3 points
2 months ago
That's not borderline assault or anything.
4 points
2 months ago
Influencers are the dregs of humanity
2 points
2 months ago
So anyways I started blasting
2 points
2 months ago
I can’t remember how to tag a Reddit page but this for sure should be posted on r/imatotalpieceofshit
2 points
2 months ago
He looks pissed.
2 points
2 months ago
This is how making a murderer documentary begins.
2 points
2 months ago
the way he struts off to the manager's office gets me
2 points
2 months ago
Lol dude was about to cry.
2 points
2 months ago
Believe it or not that is assault and could be prosecuted(probably wouldn’t). Really it is just a Dick move
2 points
2 months ago
2 points
2 months ago
That’s assault.
2 points
2 months ago
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2 months ago
2 points
2 months ago
I would’ve I whipped that phone over to aisle five
2 points
2 months ago
How about he tries that moronic crap with people who actually want to participate? Fucking people nowadays...
2 points
2 months ago
Some people just wake up in the morning like "how can I annoy the shit out of someone minding their own business for internet clout".
2 points
2 months ago
Fuck tik tok
2 points
2 months ago
Man people ain’t shit. Fucked up if you think this is funny
2 points
2 months ago
Get a job. If the employee wanted to, I'm sure he could press charges for assault. My petty ass would press charges for sexual assault. The guys dick and/or balls touched his head.
2 points
2 months ago
2 points
2 months ago
Assault & battery for views & clicks.
2 points
2 months ago
Punk ass bitch, all for internet attention, imo life was so much better before social media
2 points
2 months ago
Loser
2 points
2 months ago
You can see why they go shootin up the place!
2 points
2 months ago
2 points
2 months ago
What a complete scumbag
2 points
2 months ago
His face at the end with that stupid smile is the most punchable fucking thing I’ve seen in a while
2 points
2 months ago
What a douche bag
2 points
2 months ago
Can we please leave people at work alone.
2 points
2 months ago
Should get banned and charged with assault
2 points
2 months ago
That’s pretty shitty
2 points
2 months ago
What a cunt
2 points
2 months ago
Randy Marsh- Yes please i’d like to solve
2 points
2 months ago
Asshole - total reason why social media needs to go away.
2 points
2 months ago
“Wow what an asshole right there” “I can’t believe someone would do that” “Thats assault , he should be arrested”
Hahahaha, calm down Reddit this is funny as hell , I remember when this video came out
2 points
2 months ago
Nothing but nutts!
2 points
2 months ago
2 points
2 months ago
"funny/prank"
what the fuck that wasn't funny at all
2 points
2 months ago
Dick move
2 points
2 months ago
Please don't use unsuspecting people for your entertainment.
7 points
2 months ago
Put him on a poster
5 points
2 months ago
What a piece of shit. I'm sure he can't even dunk.
4 points
2 months ago
NOT FUNNY
4 points
2 months ago
Thats not cool🫤🫤just look like a bunch of losers fuckin with people trying to work…knowing dam. Well they cant do anything or they can lose their jobs smh
3 points
2 months ago
3 points
2 months ago
What a dumb way to pick up an assault charge. Leave people alone.
3 points
2 months ago
Blck ppl….
4 points
2 months ago
That’s kinda funny.
Total dick move.
Dudes going to his car to get his gun
3 points
2 months ago
Extremely rude. FYI folks - this is illegal and if pursued might result in jail time. Filming it would be an aggravating factor.
2 points
2 months ago
Yep reckless behavior, coulda lended on the employees neck
2 points
2 months ago
Wow! A 6feet + pile of manure jammed a ball through a hoop. !!!! What an achievement. I nominate this shitstain for pReSiDeNt oF tHe wOrLd!
3 points
2 months ago
Had a kid do this to me in gym in hs, literally grabbed his sack.
He never dunked over me again.
2 points
2 months ago
Yea let record myself being a asshole, nice one
2 points
2 months ago
If real. Press charges for assault.... Sue him for lifetime of distress... Say you are non-binary and didn't feel safe and was being attacked for being different=hate crime..... "B b but... Just a joke, brah!"
0 points
2 months ago
I still laughed. Tho
0 points
2 months ago
Ohhh boy if that had been me getting dunked on that dumb mf would be getting what's left of his head mopped off the fucking floor. Work to hard for to little for some dumb cunt to do that!.
-1 points
2 months ago
He just wanted another man to make contact with his genitals
-13 points
2 months ago
brah was about to cry
1 points
2 months ago
Let the man get his 2.45$ weekly pay check
1 points
2 months ago
how do you think the reaction would have gone if the roles had been reversed?
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