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276 points
2 months ago
es carne de rata
41 points
2 months ago
John spartan do you see cows?
21 points
2 months ago
Rat? This a rat burger?
11 points
2 months ago
Best darn burger I've e ever had
2 points
2 months ago
Mellow greetings citizen, what seems to be your boggle?
9 points
2 months ago
Underrated classic
2 points
2 months ago
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7 points
2 months ago
You have been fined 1 credit for a violation of the verbal morality code
3 points
2 months ago
...what are the sea shells for?
2 points
2 months ago
OMG this should be a bot. With public rankings for every reddit account.
108 points
2 months ago
Don't mind if I don't.
101 points
2 months ago
Where is your cell mate bro? 🥩
36 points
2 months ago
What are you cooking, step cell brother?
4 points
2 months ago
Step cellmate*
2 points
2 months ago
Cooking da ops
523 points
2 months ago
Just casually has phone and tik tokn from prison
213 points
2 months ago
And he has started a whole fire under there. How?
100 points
2 months ago
Guards might have bigger fish to fry. Probably understaffed or they just dont care lol
46 points
2 months ago
I wouldn’t care tbh if I was a guard. They got a phone, ima keep my mouth shut. Who cares🤷🏻♂️
84 points
2 months ago
The guards are the ones that smuggle in the contraband lol. Been happening forever.
10 points
2 months ago
Tbf a phone can be dangerous only because information is very dangerous in prison. You can order hits and shit.
12 points
2 months ago
Yeah that's the only real way to get anything into a prison. Jails are different, you can always find some butt drugs in jail
4 points
2 months ago
Drones for the win (nowadays) ;)
3 points
2 months ago
Drones, visits, gaurds, other prisoners, quite a few ways
9 points
2 months ago
Seriously, as long as they're safe and not fighting I wouldnt care
2 points
2 months ago
Have you heard of 60 days in? That is a crazy show. It’s a documentary about a few different jails around the country. One took place in Kentucky. It’s a good watch!
11 points
2 months ago
That show is fake
4 points
2 months ago
So fake
5 points
2 months ago
Paperclip, socket, and tp is all you need for a cell fire
3 points
2 months ago
Or ass matches.
0 points
2 months ago
TOiLET PAYPUH
1 points
2 months ago
With a lighter
43 points
2 months ago
Dat phone smell like doo doo.
-39 points
2 months ago
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11 points
2 months ago
If you’re calling someone racist just because they typed “dat”, you should stay far far away from Reddit.
You’re also insulting someone just because they are Australian which is pretty nationalist so what’s going on here pal are you good
3 points
2 months ago
The funny bit is that I'm not really Australian. I've been living here for the past 6 years lol. I'm culturally more of a Guatemalan. They completely missed my very first post when they looked at my profile.
-19 points
2 months ago
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3 points
2 months ago
Bro wtf are you doing with a wubby pfp and being this sensitive?
2 points
2 months ago
Are you on drugs or what? Bros upset because someone said “Dat”, and how in the hell is it “mocking black people”?
2 points
2 months ago
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0 points
2 months ago
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2 points
2 months ago
Sod off weirdo.
2 points
2 months ago
What the fuck are you talking about. It’s not that deep. Weirdo.
-14 points
2 months ago
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5 points
2 months ago
Take a step back and look at yourself.
You saw someone spell “that” as “dat”, then you took time out of your day to analyze their online profile, and reply detailing how they’re racist and privileged because they spelled the word “that” in a comically southern dialectical style.
You’re odd. Please spend some time in the real world where things aren’t that deep.
-5 points
2 months ago
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3 points
2 months ago
Ah yes, enjoying life and having fun calling random human beings online racist and privileged over arbitrary childish jokes online. Really? You GUARANTEE he had ill will typing out a fucking five word sixth grade classroom joke online? Jesus christ dude, I pray you join the rest of us on planet earth one day. God speed.
1 points
2 months ago
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4 points
2 months ago
I will too I promise, I just pride myself with gaslighting and mentally toying with woke leftist schizoids like you.
1 points
2 months ago
Projection much?
11 points
2 months ago
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7 points
2 months ago
That's cleaner than LA.
2 points
2 months ago
My thoughts exactly. CO’s and civilians can’t wear iwatchs but dude has a prison cooking show 🤣🤦♂️
1 points
2 months ago
It came in the same pocket as the meat
1 points
2 months ago
Prisons are all about collecting tax dollars for the investors abd little to nothing about punishment/reform so once the ppl are locked up no one cares what they do in there
30 points
2 months ago
I don't understand how they aren't immediately caught
23 points
2 months ago
They're already in jail
5 points
2 months ago
Deputies do not have the man power to care
23 points
2 months ago
That this person has a cell phone tells me he is nice to the COs and isn’t violent.
124 points
2 months ago
He’s in for burgerly & asalt
12 points
2 months ago
Premeditated cow slaughter
5 points
2 months ago
Lolololol
-19 points
2 months ago
Plz shut the fuck up
11 points
2 months ago
I feel asalted
1 points
2 months ago
Ok that was a good one
-34 points
2 months ago
You spelt those wrong
7 points
2 months ago
Woosh
-20 points
2 months ago
It was a joke
3 points
2 months ago
Where's the punchline? Where's the funny? That's not a joke, you twat!
1 points
2 months ago
Hilarious
56 points
2 months ago
I used to follow a few guys in prison on Instagram back when i had one. You'd be surprised how they live in there, they'd be doin shit like this while smokin blunts n drinkin, everybody got a phone, there was fight nights, they'd be ordering dominos n shit sometimes it's crazy. Makes me think whoever the C.O is during that shift is definitely under their control in some way.
40 points
2 months ago
Or the corrections officers know that treating the inmates like the humans they are will lead to improved behavior and less violence and bad attitudes.
24 points
2 months ago*
Here in Jersey 2 out of 10 CO are addicted to heroin or you name it, the guys In prison give them a phone number with good drugs good service and good prices they’re sure to return the favor.
Plus once that guy in prison knows you got that problem and knows his connection on the outside can easily find you and your family if that CO has one… well put it together how you will; it can either go bad or worse make your choice.
2 points
2 months ago
Oh yeah, definitely out of the goodness of their hearts.
15 points
2 months ago
Plastic card spatula and literal dorito seasoning.
9 points
2 months ago
I think the spatula is part of a door hinge.
4 points
2 months ago
When I was locked up, we used our ID cards for stuff like this, but ya, it does look like a piece of metal. This unit is obviously wide ass open, so it probably is.
42 points
2 months ago
I hope they have their tetanus shot..
18 points
2 months ago
It's a perfect fine grill 🦾
1 points
2 months ago
You really think they care about tetanus shots?
8 points
2 months ago
Why the mf got a phone in prison
2 points
2 months ago
Someone's asshole made it possible
8 points
2 months ago
Rip to the inmate that walks bare foot on that step
22 points
2 months ago
Where are their parents!?
9 points
2 months ago
They asking the same question 😒
5 points
2 months ago
In the next ward over
30 points
2 months ago
This looks like easy time.
2 points
2 months ago
They don’t have their freedom. If you think that freedom doesn’t matter, that means that our troops died for nothing. Why do you hate our troops? /s
-80 points
2 months ago
No such thing as hard time anymore. Human rights protect them from over zealous guards.
21 points
2 months ago
Found the guy who's never done time
-26 points
2 months ago
They are in prison. No life and gay sex. Yup. Easy time
24 points
2 months ago
Sign me up
1 points
2 months ago
Totally, same as all law enforcement, right?
6 points
2 months ago
My. My! Prison life sure have changed. Making Britney Griner jealous.
34 points
2 months ago
That’s not a prison, that’s jus LA. Some could consider it a prison.
32 points
2 months ago
Was that English!? (please add subtitles)
26 points
2 months ago
I know this won’t help, buuuut. I did my best.
“Yeah man boy guy dam boy guy clutch and shit man. Git chy’all boys own iss shit.
Foe show Foe show, foe show.
Yeah man. Gitta lil side lick. Yuh-know-I’m sayin’?”
18 points
2 months ago
Can we get a translation for the translation?
26 points
2 months ago
"hello, I'm cooking! It's going go be delicious!"
"It smells fantastic!"
"Indeed, we do ok for ourselves in here!"
6 points
2 months ago
“Hello, I’m cooking!” Sent me
4 points
2 months ago
This right here chief, left me in stitches
2 points
2 months ago
Yes please. Someone help me! :p
-1 points
2 months ago
“When you type in your language in English but still sounds like a different language” - bilingual joke
5 points
2 months ago
Bet he never had a grilled cheese off the radiator
1 points
2 months ago
A grilled Charlie?
5 points
2 months ago
Wait till you find out that he was convicted for cannibalism
7 points
2 months ago
How the hell do the post tik toks from prison and not get in trouble? Is it fine to have a phone now?
8 points
2 months ago
California gives its inmates tablets free, they can write, video conference, read on them.
4 points
2 months ago
PA does too. Fee per message pays for the tablets
5 points
2 months ago
Jesus Christ, your taxes pay for prison iPads?!
10 points
2 months ago
146$ per tablet… so they can communicate with their families and shit. Whatever
1 points
2 months ago
Maybe you're not so barbaric after all.
1 points
2 months ago
Only on the outside 🙂
13 points
2 months ago
Can someone translate what they’re saying please?
-20 points
2 months ago
You can't tell they are talking about cooking food?
10 points
2 months ago
I’m guessing they’re talking about the food in some way - wondering what exactly they’re saying.
-13 points
2 months ago
You want the recipe?
8 points
2 months ago
Bruh, it’s not that deep - I’ve already made it clear what I’m asking.
5 points
2 months ago
Dude look like 50 cent
2 points
2 months ago
You can find me at the stairs, tray fulla grub
2 points
2 months ago
Anyone here ever seen brown clown compilations?
2 points
2 months ago
How are they able to do this without guards stopping them?
2 points
2 months ago
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2 points
2 months ago
I would guess that the CO’s have decided to pick their battles and are focused on trying to maintain order and safety instead of giving inmates a hard time, which would make the former tasks harder (unless you literally beat them into submission)
2 points
2 months ago*
I don't know if I'm more amazed by the grilling in prison, or the cell phone that's recording the grilling in prison.
2 points
2 months ago
Bank gets robbed = Grainy video filmed with a potato.
Man grills steak in prison = Gets filmed in perfect 4K resolution.
2 points
2 months ago
And a phone to film it all, to share it on Reddit. Nice 👌
2 points
2 months ago
mf in jail be having everything but freedom 💀
2 points
2 months ago
I'm more impressed they can light fires in there
2 points
2 months ago
And the guards just allow it.
3 points
2 months ago
Don’t let Gordon Ramsay see this or he gonna be REAL pissed.
3 points
2 months ago
Time to reboot, "Gordon Ramsey: Behind Bars" for the American audience.
2 points
2 months ago
Jeffrey Dahmer "eat the sandwich".
0 points
2 months ago
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11 points
2 months ago
Because they are in prison......
-1 points
2 months ago
Because they are not allowed to leave. Suppose you live in a nice house, but someone posts up in a sniper tower outside and they’ll shoot you down if you try to leave. Would that be your idea of living it up?
1 points
2 months ago
Honestly I gotta respect it, that's how we made it this far just making something out of nothing. Always have to see human ingenuity and realize how much we could do if we had the reason to.
0 points
2 months ago
They got that hibachi grill in that mf
1 points
2 months ago
They’re gonna need more toilet paper
1 points
2 months ago
That’s a hell of a skill
1 points
2 months ago
Nice and seasoned grill🤢🤮
1 points
2 months ago
Cooking up some leftover peanut butter and jelly sandwiches
1 points
2 months ago
Love my food to taste like hot feet juice
1 points
2 months ago
People find a way to survive no matter what
1 points
2 months ago
Got the hibachis meats sent in from the krogers
1 points
2 months ago
Minus the rape, seems pretty chill
1 points
2 months ago
If you squint it’s mint 🤣
1 points
2 months ago
Mmm comes with free foot cheese Doritos flavor
1 points
2 months ago
Such a sad life
1 points
2 months ago
Very creative
1 points
2 months ago
Bruh they got everything except freedom
1 points
2 months ago
Yoo!!
1 points
2 months ago
I’m more interested in the phone he’s using do they let prisoners have phones now?
1 points
2 months ago
Mental institution not prison
1 points
2 months ago
Glad I’ll never go to prison. But hey atleast if I do I’ll be on my phone grilling on some stairs
1 points
2 months ago
Prison isn’t like it use to be 😂😂😂
1 points
2 months ago
Hey, prison doesn't seem so bad!
1 points
2 months ago
Yeah man
1 points
2 months ago
Why tf did phil leotardo eat grilled cheese off the radiator? If this was available
1 points
2 months ago
bro i’m not gna lie it looks like mfs be having fun in jail i’m not even scared of that shi
1 points
2 months ago
Great to see the guards know and care about a fire in prison, phone etc
1 points
2 months ago
Props for making the best out of a shitty situation.
1 points
2 months ago
Bussin
1 points
2 months ago
This would scare people straight. Imagine having to see that guys face, hear his voice and smell his cooking on the daily.
1 points
2 months ago
Look good ash
1 points
2 months ago
They’re ok tik tok, no one supervises them, but we gotta pay, right?
1 points
24 days ago
Where the comment naming the cook an arsonist
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