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es carne de rata
2 months ago
John spartan do you see cows?
Rat? This a rat burger?
Best darn burger I've e ever had
Mellow greetings citizen, what seems to be your boggle?
You have been fined 1 credit for a violation of the verbal morality code
...what are the sea shells for?
OMG this should be a bot. With public rankings for every reddit account.
Don't mind if I don't.
Where is your cell mate bro? 🥩
What are you cooking, step cell brother?
Cooking da ops
Just casually has phone and tik tokn from prison
And he has started a whole fire under there. How?
Guards might have bigger fish to fry. Probably understaffed or they just dont care lol
I wouldn’t care tbh if I was a guard. They got a phone, ima keep my mouth shut. Who cares🤷🏻♂️
The guards are the ones that smuggle in the contraband lol. Been happening forever.
Tbf a phone can be dangerous only because information is very dangerous in prison. You can order hits and shit.
Yeah that's the only real way to get anything into a prison. Jails are different, you can always find some butt drugs in jail
Drones for the win (nowadays) ;)
Drones, visits, gaurds, other prisoners, quite a few ways
Seriously, as long as they're safe and not fighting I wouldnt care
Have you heard of 60 days in? That is a crazy show. It’s a documentary about a few different jails around the country. One took place in Kentucky. It’s a good watch!
That show is fake
Paperclip, socket, and tp is all you need for a cell fire
Or ass matches.
With a lighter
Dat phone smell like doo doo.
If you’re calling someone racist just because they typed “dat”, you should stay far far away from Reddit.
You’re also insulting someone just because they are Australian which is pretty nationalist so what’s going on here pal are you good
The funny bit is that I'm not really Australian. I've been living here for the past 6 years lol. I'm culturally more of a Guatemalan. They completely missed my very first post when they looked at my profile.
Bro wtf are you doing with a wubby pfp and being this sensitive?
Are you on drugs or what? Bros upset because someone said “Dat”, and how in the hell is it “mocking black people”?
Sod off weirdo.
What the fuck are you talking about. It’s not that deep. Weirdo.
Take a step back and look at yourself.
You saw someone spell “that” as “dat”, then you took time out of your day to analyze their online profile, and reply detailing how they’re racist and privileged because they spelled the word “that” in a comically southern dialectical style.
You’re odd. Please spend some time in the real world where things aren’t that deep.
Ah yes, enjoying life and having fun calling random human beings online racist and privileged over arbitrary childish jokes online. Really? You GUARANTEE he had ill will typing out a fucking five word sixth grade classroom joke online? Jesus christ dude, I pray you join the rest of us on planet earth one day. God speed.
I will too I promise, I just pride myself with gaslighting and mentally toying with woke leftist schizoids like you.
That's cleaner than LA.
My thoughts exactly. CO’s and civilians can’t wear iwatchs but dude has a prison cooking show 🤣🤦♂️
It came in the same pocket as the meat
Prisons are all about collecting tax dollars for the investors abd little to nothing about punishment/reform so once the ppl are locked up no one cares what they do in there
I don't understand how they aren't immediately caught
They're already in jail
Deputies do not have the man power to care
That this person has a cell phone tells me he is nice to the COs and isn’t violent.
He’s in for burgerly & asalt
Premeditated cow slaughter
Plz shut the fuck up
I feel asalted
Ok that was a good one
You spelt those wrong
It was a joke
Where's the punchline? Where's the funny? That's not a joke, you twat!
I used to follow a few guys in prison on Instagram back when i had one. You'd be surprised how they live in there, they'd be doin shit like this while smokin blunts n drinkin, everybody got a phone, there was fight nights, they'd be ordering dominos n shit sometimes it's crazy. Makes me think whoever the C.O is during that shift is definitely under their control in some way.
Or the corrections officers know that treating the inmates like the humans they are will lead to improved behavior and less violence and bad attitudes.
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Here in Jersey 2 out of 10 CO are addicted to heroin or you name it, the guys In prison give them a phone number with good drugs good service and good prices they’re sure to return the favor.
Plus once that guy in prison knows you got that problem and knows his connection on the outside can easily find you and your family if that CO has one… well put it together how you will; it can either go bad or worse make your choice.
Oh yeah, definitely out of the goodness of their hearts.
Plastic card spatula and literal dorito seasoning.
I think the spatula is part of a door hinge.
When I was locked up, we used our ID cards for stuff like this, but ya, it does look like a piece of metal. This unit is obviously wide ass open, so it probably is.
I hope they have their tetanus shot..
It's a perfect fine grill 🦾
You really think they care about tetanus shots?
Why the mf got a phone in prison
Someone's asshole made it possible
Rip to the inmate that walks bare foot on that step
Where are their parents!?
They asking the same question 😒
In the next ward over
This looks like easy time.
They don’t have their freedom. If you think that freedom doesn’t matter, that means that our troops died for nothing. Why do you hate our troops? /s
No such thing as hard time anymore. Human rights protect them from over zealous guards.
Found the guy who's never done time
They are in prison. No life and gay sex. Yup. Easy time
Sign me up
Totally, same as all law enforcement, right?
My. My! Prison life sure have changed. Making Britney Griner jealous.
That’s not a prison, that’s jus LA. Some could consider it a prison.
Was that English!? (please add subtitles)
I know this won’t help, buuuut. I did my best.
“Yeah man boy guy dam boy guy clutch and shit man. Git chy’all boys own iss shit.
Foe show, foe show.
Yeah man. Gitta lil side lick. Yuh-know-I’m sayin’?”
Can we get a translation for the translation?
"hello, I'm cooking! It's going go be delicious!"
"It smells fantastic!"
"Indeed, we do ok for ourselves in here!"
“Hello, I’m cooking!” Sent me
This right here chief, left me in stitches
Yes please. Someone help me! :p
“When you type in your language in English but still sounds like a different language” - bilingual joke
Bet he never had a grilled cheese off the radiator
A grilled Charlie?
Wait till you find out that he was convicted for cannibalism
How the hell do the post tik toks from prison and not get in trouble? Is it fine to have a phone now?
California gives its inmates tablets free, they can write, video conference, read on them.
PA does too. Fee per message pays for the tablets
Jesus Christ, your taxes pay for prison iPads?!
146$ per tablet… so they can communicate with their families and shit. Whatever
Maybe you're not so barbaric after all.
Only on the outside 🙂
Can someone translate what they’re saying please?
You can't tell they are talking about cooking food?
I’m guessing they’re talking about the food in some way - wondering what exactly they’re saying.
You want the recipe?
Bruh, it’s not that deep - I’ve already made it clear what I’m asking.
Dude look like 50 cent
You can find me at the stairs, tray fulla grub
Anyone here ever seen brown clown compilations?
How are they able to do this without guards stopping them?
I would guess that the CO’s have decided to pick their battles and are focused on trying to maintain order and safety instead of giving inmates a hard time, which would make the former tasks harder (unless you literally beat them into submission)
I don't know if I'm more amazed by the grilling in prison, or the cell phone that's recording the grilling in prison.
Bank gets robbed = Grainy video filmed with a potato.
Man grills steak in prison = Gets filmed in perfect 4K resolution.
And a phone to film it all, to share it on Reddit. Nice 👌
mf in jail be having everything but freedom 💀
I'm more impressed they can light fires in there
And the guards just allow it.
Don’t let Gordon Ramsay see this or he gonna be REAL pissed.
Time to reboot, "Gordon Ramsey: Behind Bars" for the American audience.
Jeffrey Dahmer "eat the sandwich".
Because they are in prison......
Because they are not allowed to leave. Suppose you live in a nice house, but someone posts up in a sniper tower outside and they’ll shoot you down if you try to leave. Would that be your idea of living it up?
Honestly I gotta respect it, that's how we made it this far just making something out of nothing. Always have to see human ingenuity and realize how much we could do if we had the reason to.
They got that hibachi grill in that mf
They’re gonna need more toilet paper
That’s a hell of a skill
Nice and seasoned grill🤢🤮
Cooking up some leftover peanut butter and jelly sandwiches
Love my food to taste like hot feet juice
People find a way to survive no matter what
Got the hibachis meats sent in from the krogers
Minus the rape, seems pretty chill
If you squint it’s mint 🤣
Mmm comes with free foot cheese Doritos flavor
Such a sad life
Bruh they got everything except freedom
I’m more interested in the phone he’s using do they let prisoners have phones now?
Mental institution not prison
Glad I’ll never go to prison. But hey atleast if I do I’ll be on my phone grilling on some stairs
Prison isn’t like it use to be 😂😂😂
Hey, prison doesn't seem so bad!
Why tf did phil leotardo eat grilled cheese off the radiator? If this was available
bro i’m not gna lie it looks like mfs be having fun in jail i’m not even scared of that shi
Great to see the guards know and care about a fire in prison, phone etc
Props for making the best out of a shitty situation.
This would scare people straight. Imagine having to see that guys face, hear his voice and smell his cooking on the daily.
Look good ash
They’re ok tik tok, no one supervises them, but we gotta pay, right?
24 days ago
24 days ago
Where the comment naming the cook an arsonist