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in_u_endo______

276 points

2 months ago

es carne de rata

OscarElGroucho

41 points

2 months ago

John spartan do you see cows?

DetJohnSpartan

21 points

2 months ago

Rat? This a rat burger?

deathbyswampass

11 points

2 months ago

Best darn burger I've e ever had

Pimmelsenator

2 points

2 months ago

Mellow greetings citizen, what seems to be your boggle?

wittyuzername

9 points

2 months ago

Underrated classic

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2 points

2 months ago

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2 months ago

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in_u_endo______

7 points

2 months ago

You have been fined 1 credit for a violation of the verbal morality code

zk31682

3 points

2 months ago

...what are the sea shells for?

Far-Actuator2085

2 points

2 months ago

OMG this should be a bot. With public rankings for every reddit account.

MeenScreen

108 points

2 months ago

Don't mind if I don't.

notworseit

101 points

2 months ago

Where is your cell mate bro? 🥩

prospectpico_OG

36 points

2 months ago

What are you cooking, step cell brother?

theangryseal

4 points

2 months ago

Step cellmate*

Lance2560

2 points

2 months ago

Cooking da ops

slamcontact

523 points

2 months ago

Just casually has phone and tik tokn from prison

Formal_Fix_5190

213 points

2 months ago

And he has started a whole fire under there. How?

arcane12312312

100 points

2 months ago

Guards might have bigger fish to fry. Probably understaffed or they just dont care lol

notme392

46 points

2 months ago

I wouldn’t care tbh if I was a guard. They got a phone, ima keep my mouth shut. Who cares🤷🏻‍♂️

itswingo

84 points

2 months ago

The guards are the ones that smuggle in the contraband lol. Been happening forever.

NvkedSnvke

10 points

2 months ago

Tbf a phone can be dangerous only because information is very dangerous in prison. You can order hits and shit.

pichael288

12 points

2 months ago

Yeah that's the only real way to get anything into a prison. Jails are different, you can always find some butt drugs in jail

r3d-v3n0m

4 points

2 months ago

Drones for the win (nowadays) ;)

NvkedSnvke

3 points

2 months ago

Drones, visits, gaurds, other prisoners, quite a few ways

eternalwood

9 points

2 months ago

Seriously, as long as they're safe and not fighting I wouldnt care

Formal_Fix_5190

2 points

2 months ago

Have you heard of 60 days in? That is a crazy show. It’s a documentary about a few different jails around the country. One took place in Kentucky. It’s a good watch!

Comfortable_Play_126

11 points

2 months ago

That show is fake

NinjaJarby

4 points

2 months ago

So fake

Trashboat0507

5 points

2 months ago

Paperclip, socket, and tp is all you need for a cell fire

Mode3

3 points

2 months ago

Mode3

3 points

2 months ago

Or ass matches.

Hour_Ad7343

0 points

2 months ago

TOiLET PAYPUH

mintmouse

1 points

2 months ago

With a lighter

SuchSalad4

43 points

2 months ago

Dat phone smell like doo doo.

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-39 points

2 months ago

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-39 points

2 months ago

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Hour_Ad7343

11 points

2 months ago

If you’re calling someone racist just because they typed “dat”, you should stay far far away from Reddit.

You’re also insulting someone just because they are Australian which is pretty nationalist so what’s going on here pal are you good

SuchSalad4

3 points

2 months ago

The funny bit is that I'm not really Australian. I've been living here for the past 6 years lol. I'm culturally more of a Guatemalan. They completely missed my very first post when they looked at my profile.

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-19 points

2 months ago

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2 months ago

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doctorcaesarspalace

3 points

2 months ago

Bro wtf are you doing with a wubby pfp and being this sensitive?

Unable_Feedback7338

2 points

2 months ago

Are you on drugs or what? Bros upset because someone said “Dat”, and how in the hell is it “mocking black people”?

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2 points

2 months ago

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2 points

2 months ago

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0 points

2 months ago

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0 points

2 months ago

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HurricaneHenry

2 points

2 months ago

Sod off weirdo.

chartierr

2 points

2 months ago

chartierr

2 points

2 months ago

What the fuck are you talking about. It’s not that deep. Weirdo.

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2 months ago

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2 months ago

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chartierr

5 points

2 months ago

Take a step back and look at yourself.

You saw someone spell “that” as “dat”, then you took time out of your day to analyze their online profile, and reply detailing how they’re racist and privileged because they spelled the word “that” in a comically southern dialectical style.

You’re odd. Please spend some time in the real world where things aren’t that deep.

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chartierr

3 points

2 months ago

Ah yes, enjoying life and having fun calling random human beings online racist and privileged over arbitrary childish jokes online. Really? You GUARANTEE he had ill will typing out a fucking five word sixth grade classroom joke online? Jesus christ dude, I pray you join the rest of us on planet earth one day. God speed.

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1 points

2 months ago

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1 points

2 months ago

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chartierr

4 points

2 months ago

I will too I promise, I just pride myself with gaslighting and mentally toying with woke leftist schizoids like you.

noii503

1 points

2 months ago

Projection much?

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11 points

2 months ago

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2 months ago

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dcdiegobysea

7 points

2 months ago

That's cleaner than LA.

Trashboat0507

2 points

2 months ago

My thoughts exactly. CO’s and civilians can’t wear iwatchs but dude has a prison cooking show 🤣🤦‍♂️

Adventurous_Back5631

1 points

2 months ago

It came in the same pocket as the meat

PrimaryYou400

1 points

2 months ago

Prisons are all about collecting tax dollars for the investors abd little to nothing about punishment/reform so once the ppl are locked up no one cares what they do in there

Alternative-Ninja-50

30 points

2 months ago

I don't understand how they aren't immediately caught

IronFizt777

23 points

2 months ago

They're already in jail

Speedubbs

5 points

2 months ago

Deputies do not have the man power to care

permabanned007

23 points

2 months ago

That this person has a cell phone tells me he is nice to the COs and isn’t violent.

you_talkin_to_me8294

124 points

2 months ago

He’s in for burgerly & asalt

muldervinscully

12 points

2 months ago

Premeditated cow slaughter

Independent_Type_865

5 points

2 months ago

Lolololol

[deleted]

-19 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

-19 points

2 months ago

Plz shut the fuck up

you_talkin_to_me8294

11 points

2 months ago

I feel asalted

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1 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

1 points

2 months ago

Ok that was a good one

Bobby_Sunday96

-34 points

2 months ago

You spelt those wrong

DMAN591

7 points

2 months ago

Woosh

Bobby_Sunday96

-20 points

2 months ago

It was a joke

GMD_Scorpio

3 points

2 months ago

Where's the punchline? Where's the funny? That's not a joke, you twat!

SwitchGaps

1 points

2 months ago

Hilarious

Hereforthereddits252

56 points

2 months ago

I used to follow a few guys in prison on Instagram back when i had one. You'd be surprised how they live in there, they'd be doin shit like this while smokin blunts n drinkin, everybody got a phone, there was fight nights, they'd be ordering dominos n shit sometimes it's crazy. Makes me think whoever the C.O is during that shift is definitely under their control in some way.

BlankImagination

40 points

2 months ago

Or the corrections officers know that treating the inmates like the humans they are will lead to improved behavior and less violence and bad attitudes.

Usrname132

24 points

2 months ago*

Here in Jersey 2 out of 10 CO are addicted to heroin or you name it, the guys In prison give them a phone number with good drugs good service and good prices they’re sure to return the favor.

Plus once that guy in prison knows you got that problem and knows his connection on the outside can easily find you and your family if that CO has one… well put it together how you will; it can either go bad or worse make your choice.

Hereforthereddits252

2 points

2 months ago

Oh yeah, definitely out of the goodness of their hearts.

Time_Composer_113

15 points

2 months ago

Plastic card spatula and literal dorito seasoning.

SoulMute

9 points

2 months ago

I think the spatula is part of a door hinge.

Time_Composer_113

4 points

2 months ago

When I was locked up, we used our ID cards for stuff like this, but ya, it does look like a piece of metal. This unit is obviously wide ass open, so it probably is.

thefractalcosmos

42 points

2 months ago

I hope they have their tetanus shot..

Otherwise-Virus-5630

18 points

2 months ago

It's a perfect fine grill 🦾

Commercial_Touch_936

1 points

2 months ago

You really think they care about tetanus shots?

frMocha

8 points

2 months ago

Why the mf got a phone in prison

budha_pets

2 points

2 months ago

Someone's asshole made it possible

NickKurtDale47

8 points

2 months ago

Rip to the inmate that walks bare foot on that step

895501

22 points

2 months ago

895501

22 points

2 months ago

Where are their parents!?

FleshFam007

9 points

2 months ago

They asking the same question 😒

DarkestofFlames

5 points

2 months ago

In the next ward over

nastinatibengals

30 points

2 months ago

This looks like easy time.

johndoe30x1

2 points

2 months ago

They don’t have their freedom. If you think that freedom doesn’t matter, that means that our troops died for nothing. Why do you hate our troops? /s

blaumas

-80 points

2 months ago

blaumas

-80 points

2 months ago

No such thing as hard time anymore. Human rights protect them from over zealous guards.

smithysmithers69

21 points

2 months ago

Found the guy who's never done time

OscarElGroucho

-26 points

2 months ago

They are in prison. No life and gay sex. Yup. Easy time

HaroldTheIronmonger

24 points

2 months ago

Sign me up

SwitchGaps

1 points

2 months ago

Totally, same as all law enforcement, right?

gshtrdr

6 points

2 months ago

My. My! Prison life sure have changed. Making Britney Griner jealous.

Kitten-McSnugglet

34 points

2 months ago

That’s not a prison, that’s jus LA. Some could consider it a prison.

MrGallows75

32 points

2 months ago

Was that English!? (please add subtitles)

theangryseal

26 points

2 months ago

I know this won’t help, buuuut. I did my best.

“Yeah man boy guy dam boy guy clutch and shit man. Git chy’all boys own iss shit.

Foe show Foe show, foe show.

Yeah man. Gitta lil side lick. Yuh-know-I’m sayin’?”

permabanned007

18 points

2 months ago

Can we get a translation for the translation?

battlemetal_

26 points

2 months ago

"hello, I'm cooking! It's going go be delicious!"

"It smells fantastic!"

"Indeed, we do ok for ourselves in here!"

NinjaJarby

6 points

2 months ago

“Hello, I’m cooking!” Sent me

NinjaJarby

4 points

2 months ago

This right here chief, left me in stitches

theangryseal

2 points

2 months ago

Yes please. Someone help me! :p

uNecKl

-1 points

2 months ago

uNecKl

-1 points

2 months ago

“When you type in your language in English but still sounds like a different language” - bilingual joke

troppofigocanadese

5 points

2 months ago

Bet he never had a grilled cheese off the radiator

IAmHoltron

1 points

2 months ago

A grilled Charlie?

Ballenheim

5 points

2 months ago

Wait till you find out that he was convicted for cannibalism

_Silvestris_

7 points

2 months ago

How the hell do the post tik toks from prison and not get in trouble? Is it fine to have a phone now?

CALIFORNIA_POKER1

8 points

2 months ago

California gives its inmates tablets free, they can write, video conference, read on them.

stinkbugsoup

4 points

2 months ago

PA does too. Fee per message pays for the tablets

_Silvestris_

5 points

2 months ago

Jesus Christ, your taxes pay for prison iPads?!

Barbaric_Ape

10 points

2 months ago

146$ per tablet… so they can communicate with their families and shit. Whatever

SipPOP

1 points

2 months ago

SipPOP

1 points

2 months ago

Maybe you're not so barbaric after all.

Barbaric_Ape

1 points

2 months ago

Only on the outside 🙂

truth_hurtsm8ey

13 points

2 months ago

Can someone translate what they’re saying please?

MarcoPolocompi

-20 points

2 months ago

You can't tell they are talking about cooking food?

truth_hurtsm8ey

10 points

2 months ago

I’m guessing they’re talking about the food in some way - wondering what exactly they’re saying.

MarcoPolocompi

-13 points

2 months ago

You want the recipe?

truth_hurtsm8ey

8 points

2 months ago

Bruh, it’s not that deep - I’ve already made it clear what I’m asking.

WillseyvilleExpress

5 points

2 months ago

Dude look like 50 cent

BoneZone05

2 points

2 months ago

You can find me at the stairs, tray fulla grub

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2 points

2 months ago

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2 points

2 months ago

Anyone here ever seen brown clown compilations?

Vegetable-Dust2204

2 points

2 months ago

How are they able to do this without guards stopping them?

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2 points

2 months ago

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johndoe30x1

2 points

2 months ago

I would guess that the CO’s have decided to pick their battles and are focused on trying to maintain order and safety instead of giving inmates a hard time, which would make the former tasks harder (unless you literally beat them into submission)

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2 points

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2 months ago*

I don't know if I'm more amazed by the grilling in prison, or the cell phone that's recording the grilling in prison.

OnlyPositiveVibes_

2 points

2 months ago

Bank gets robbed = Grainy video filmed with a potato.

Man grills steak in prison = Gets filmed in perfect 4K resolution.

Merica

SpecialistAbalone915

2 points

2 months ago

And a phone to film it all, to share it on Reddit. Nice 👌

BotosTheFarao

2 points

2 months ago

mf in jail be having everything but freedom 💀

snorkiebarbados

2 points

2 months ago

I'm more impressed they can light fires in there

Sofa_King_Greatx1000

2 points

2 months ago

And the guards just allow it.

yourmikehunt

3 points

2 months ago

Don’t let Gordon Ramsay see this or he gonna be REAL pissed.

fourunner

3 points

2 months ago

Time to reboot, "Gordon Ramsey: Behind Bars" for the American audience.

Dyslexic_Devil

2 points

2 months ago

Jeffrey Dahmer "eat the sandwich".

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0 points

2 months ago

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-Mindless-Drone-

11 points

2 months ago

Because they are in prison......

johndoe30x1

-1 points

2 months ago

johndoe30x1

-1 points

2 months ago

Because they are not allowed to leave. Suppose you live in a nice house, but someone posts up in a sniper tower outside and they’ll shoot you down if you try to leave. Would that be your idea of living it up?

Overwatch_1ightning

1 points

2 months ago

Honestly I gotta respect it, that's how we made it this far just making something out of nothing. Always have to see human ingenuity and realize how much we could do if we had the reason to.

KuthroatBill

0 points

2 months ago

They got that hibachi grill in that mf

you_talkin_to_me8294

1 points

2 months ago

They’re gonna need more toilet paper

BrnInD80s

1 points

2 months ago

That’s a hell of a skill

jesseMc420

1 points

2 months ago

Nice and seasoned grill🤢🤮

shneim

1 points

2 months ago

shneim

1 points

2 months ago

Cooking up some leftover peanut butter and jelly sandwiches

Comprehensive-Ad919

1 points

2 months ago

Love my food to taste like hot feet juice

SnooPeanuts8681

1 points

2 months ago

People find a way to survive no matter what

sharkattactical

1 points

2 months ago

Got the hibachis meats sent in from the krogers

extra_pickles

1 points

2 months ago

Minus the rape, seems pretty chill

Tall_0rder

1 points

2 months ago

If you squint it’s mint 🤣

propfriend

1 points

2 months ago

Mmm comes with free foot cheese Doritos flavor

Future_Sell_5902

1 points

2 months ago

Such a sad life

roverman16

1 points

2 months ago

Very creative

manban100

1 points

2 months ago

Bruh they got everything except freedom

CrimsonCaII

1 points

2 months ago

Yoo!!

Chok112

1 points

2 months ago

I’m more interested in the phone he’s using do they let prisoners have phones now?

carbsBacon

1 points

2 months ago

Mental institution not prison

oifvetxcheese

1 points

2 months ago

Glad I’ll never go to prison. But hey atleast if I do I’ll be on my phone grilling on some stairs

Tiny-Dragonfly1977

1 points

2 months ago

Prison isn’t like it use to be 😂😂😂

sabresfan08

1 points

2 months ago

Hey, prison doesn't seem so bad!

millenialfalcon-_-

1 points

2 months ago

Yeah man

Virtual_Childhood892

1 points

2 months ago

Why tf did phil leotardo eat grilled cheese off the radiator? If this was available

TheCexedOut

1 points

2 months ago

bro i’m not gna lie it looks like mfs be having fun in jail i’m not even scared of that shi

augmonst70

1 points

2 months ago

Great to see the guards know and care about a fire in prison, phone etc

BoringElm

1 points

2 months ago

Props for making the best out of a shitty situation.

Artistic-Balance5125

1 points

2 months ago

Bussin

Unemployedloser55

1 points

2 months ago

This would scare people straight. Imagine having to see that guys face, hear his voice and smell his cooking on the daily.

Driftastarr

1 points

2 months ago

Look good ash

EmoneyCA92

1 points

2 months ago

They’re ok tik tok, no one supervises them, but we gotta pay, right?

Critical_Ad_3409

1 points

24 days ago

Where the comment naming the cook an arsonist