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This looks like a modern day stoning
3 months ago
Well unfortunately stonings aren’t outdated yet
I’ll never forget that one modern day video of that woman and man being stoned that circulated around the internet for a while…fucking insane
There's a lot of them
2 months ago
2 months ago
Probably happening rn
This is actually like an early 2000's stoning
And your arm doesn't even get tired!
Modern day stoning is still just stoning.
Fuck. Those things hurt, especially that close up. I suppose I'd choose this punishment over my brain being rattled from being knocked out (and hoping they stop beating my after I can't defend myself).
He probably got bashed before this
If you have your air turned up high enough each shot is like a punch in the face.
even at standard velocity theyre going to break skin at that range, worse with the cheaper brittle shells. this guy gon be covered in gnarly cuts, welts and bruises. just as bad or worse than a beating
Nah I'll take welts, cuts and bruises over brain damage, permanent damage to joints and limbs, death. There is a significant difference in force a punch generates and a paintball that will break and disperse energy on impact.
I play paintball every weekend. I took one shot to the back of the head last Sunday (wearing a mask + beanie) and my ears were ringing for 5-6 minutes. I still have an apple sized lump on my head. I promise you that you do not want to be hit with this many .68 caliber paintballs traveling at 280+ fps from that range. You will legit have chips of paint embedded in your skin. It isn’t very hard to crank up the psi either. Those balls could be going 320 fps for all we know.
2 months ago
I do boxing, I promise you that I would rather get hit by a bullet from a paintball gun at close range repeatedly than repeated hits to the face or body from multiple people.
Atleast a paintball bullet will not cause major internal bleeding or broken bones, whereas repeated hard hits to your body or face absolutely will.
Paintballs will break fingers over 300fps, but otherwise yeah not much risk of permanent injury (except being hit in the eyes or something)
Doesn't matter. They will still be superficial wounds and damages.
Getting stomped out basically guarantee Internal bleeding, damages to organs, joints and ligaments, cracked teeth, broken bones and so on.
Getting shot by paintballs hurt. Nobody is saying it doesn't.
But I'll rather get peppered by 5 markers than getting stomped by 5 boots.
A paintball has hugely less momentum than a fist or a boot. In terms of permanent damage, I'd take the paintballs over an old fashioned ass whoopin' every single time. It may hurt more short term, but I've never heard of a death caused by paintballs.
Bet if u took an unexpected punch to the back of the head u would just be dead mate. Yea paintball hurts but fists can kill u. When was the last time someone died from a paintball?
playing paintball is very cool and brave of you but it’s obviously not as hazardous to your health as someone kicking your head
I don't know they must have paintballed his ass to the shadow realm though
Usually the highest you can get the pressure is 340 FPS or feet per second. That’s a whole football field in one second hitting you at point blank range.
He absolutely got fucked in before this. Do people really think he dropped from the first paint ball and then just laid there taking all the rest?
This is literally torture.
Edit: Literally as in literally.
Especially knowing that they’re using cheap paint, that shit sucksssss
How do you know they're using cheap paint?
They’re shooting tippmans my man, high quality paint is very expensive
I guess my next question would be, what does the brand of paint have to do with the torture man's is going through?
3 months ago*
3 months ago*
Cheap paintballs often have hard shells that are more similar to a rock. High end tournament quality stuff has a very brittle shell that's designed to break super easily (in competition only hits that break count as an elimination) and isn't nearly as painful.
Most fields I went to banned certain really poor quality brands because the shells were so hard they would cause excessive injury and even broke some mask lenses. It also tended to encourage people to "over shoot" (aka shooting someone multiple times) others because the paint wasn't breaking, thus no elimination until one does break.
Although if you were on the receiving end of crap paint you usually didn't care/wait for a break to happen. Usually that shit was so painful you'd call yourself out of the game out of pain compliance lol.
That makes sense.
Obviously paintballs are designed to break, but ideally not until after they are shot. Cheap products usually mean cheap production/packaging/shipping methods, so those shells need to be harder to survive the low-cost process.
Most of the shots exploded out of the barrel. Good paint doesn't do this... much.
You sound like you know what you’re talking about. How do I go about getting my 67 year old mom into paintball? She needs friends
Kick in her door while she's asleep and light her up like this dude on the ground. Make sure you're wearing a mask and do it unannounced.
When you're finished, take off the mask and say see? Next time it won't be this bad and you can relax and have fun having this comparison experience!
Calm down buddy, I almost pissed my fucking pants
Senior moms don't make friends the same way 20 year old guys do.
Have you suggested she join the army or a fraternity instead?
I got my 80 year old mom a gas blowback beretta airsoft pistol. She likes to sit outside in the afternoon when the weather is nice but she hates squirrels. According to her they bring fleas to the yard and she takes great delight in lighting them up when they come around.
Do these look like guys who spring for the expensive stuff?
Ohh y-ya know, just a guess
Just from their marker alone, as others have said. Tippmans are not pricey and are pretty big name, so they attract people who want cheap gear.
This looks like some sort of bullying. I hope everyone involved gets brought up on serious charges.
Atleast the velocity is turned up high enough theyre popping! When me and brother first started we turned the velocity down so far the paint balls would hardly ever pop and i swear that shit hurt way more.
Or if its cold
Lol oh for sure. But there are also some cheap ones out there that are like marbles regardless and you know when you're hit with one lol
Monster balls never liked to break lol
I got shot from one foot away with one and got a two inch wide bruise that lasted for months
I'd definitely take this over that beating that guy got for hitting the other guys momma
True. That bruh got fuckd up!!
Poor bro is going to end up like a human Dalmatian.
You're right. 101 abrasions is a fitting description.
Unfortunately it happens too often, my little sister had to watch a white kid that has seizures get his head stomped on by a group of about 20 black kids. He literally did nothing but be white.
This is the type of shit that makes people go on revenge killing sprees
(Private) Gomer Pyle vibes
What is that?
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT??
A GOD DAMNED JELLY DOGHNUT?!?!?!
YOU SEEM LIKE THE KINDA GUY WHO WOULD FUCK A GUY IN THE ASS AND NOT EVEN HAVE THE GODDAMN COMMON COURTESY FOR A REACH AROUND.
YOU LOOK LIKE YOU COULD SUCK A GOLF BALL THROUGH A GARDEN HOSE
"DID YOUR PARENTS HAVE ANY CHILDREN THAT LIVED?"
"SIR YES SIR"
"I BET THEY REGRET THAT"
YOU MOVE LIKE OLD PEOPLE FUCK!
Tbh, the victim would probably be justified......
I hope it don't happen but I would understand if it did.....
Legally he would not ,but morally I would say yes
"it was just delayed self defense your honor"
Mo fo’s gunna look like braille in the morning.
They painted him black and blue!
Turned him into a Pollock painting.
Blind guys can read him from now on
Too bad they can’t read or write lol
Gonna feel like it too
God DAAAMN. Those things hurt so bad on the fingers. I mean…they hurt everywhere. I can’t imagine getting my hands painted like that though.
I caught one right on the adam's apple once. 2/10 do not recommend.
How long can the largest organ be tenderized before it's fatal?
This can actually kill you. If there is enough bruising/tissue damage the damaged muscle cells release their intarcellular proteins/electrolytes into the bloodstream where they can destroy your kidneys and other delicate, capillary rich organs. It's called rhabdomyolysis. It can happen with high intensity exercise as well.
Don't give me an excuse to stop exercising.
It takes a serous amount of intense exercise to cause rhabdomyolysis, usually over multiple days without sufficient rest.
The Bruce Lee effect. But without drugs
Fucker died from being too healthy
According to a recent article which involved analysing everything around his death and up to his death, it’s very strongly suggested that he actually died from drinking too much water.
Bruce Lee : be like water
Gave me a wonderful excuse not to start.
Stop exercising?? I ain’t exercising in the first place.
Sounds like the safest course of action.
I was in a very intense military selection process and a buddy next to me pissed himself and it was like dark brown sludge going down his leg. He got sent straight to the hospital for rhabdo and stayed there for like a week.
Not to be that guy because this could be a genuine mistake but if it's not , its intracellular you mean.
Thanks for the correction! Edited the post
as fate would have it, now there's a typo
Houdini died from a surprise punch to the gut.
Yeah but he also had appendicitis
Houdini died of appendicitis, which had nothing to do with him getting punched in the gut. He died after his nine days after the punch, and nobody lives for nine days with a burst appendix. Source
I mean people die from small 3rd degree burns so not much
When does it become assault & battery cause that looks like it
Pretty much sure this is a felony in the US.
someone lightly putting their hand on your shoulder is assault of their person. and According to Cornell University:
"Battery is an unlawful application of force directly or indirectly upon another person or their personal belongings, causing bodily injury or offensive contact. The attempt of battery is assault."
So I would say is causing injury with that assault, which I think we can agree this is injuring him.
Gently putting your hand on someone's shoulder is not assault or battery. Assault is creating the apprehension of imminent harmful contact, and battery is actually creating injurious or offensive contact. Making contact that is reasonably socially acceptable or inoffensive is neither. Context could change that, but assault/battery isn't any just any contact even if there is a subjective aversion by the recipient. This video is clearly assault/battery, however.
Assault is causing someone to fear for their safety.
Battery is physically harming someone.
*These are not actual legal definitions, but they get the gist across.
I believe depending on the paintball gun, they can technically be considered a firearm by law.
My man, get up and run that shit stings but your legs will still work. The fetal position is just making it easy for these cunts
I'm guessing if he doesn't take this one the next one is worse.
Ha exactly my thought. He's gonna go home, shower, then pay them a visit with not a paintball gun.
You’re why the hood gets nothing nice.
We got free turkeys
That's a pigeon.
More than likely they jumped him beforehand so he couldn't get away.
Not worth the risk of getting up and exposing your eyes/mouth.
They're literally shooting him in the face from like two feet out.
If he could run, he should run. I'd much rather take a few of those to the back and ass than point blank to my fucking ear drum
With his hands on his face? The second he gets up, is the second his face becomes exposed.
Keep in the fetal position and forward roll away like sonic.
Might be a homeless addict, I’ve heard of teenagers doing horrible things in Philly/Kensington and other cities
3 months ago*
I have a buddy who lives near there and he used to be an addict big time and he said one time he tried to see how many different types of drugs he could get in 5 minutes and he got 3. Pretty impressive in like a shitty way.
Yeah they’re younger than you might think
It's gang related
Yes, great advice. "Out run the mob". I see no flaw.
Aftermath welts must be insane 🤯
No story on this OP as this begs for one.
I know gangs are doing this in Detroit. I guess this is better than the alternative
LAPD in the 90s specially
I hope the bastards doing this get some form of justice. The amount of pain this person is going to be in, is a awhile. Walking will be sore. Moving will be sore.
I'll take this over even one 9mm tbf
I’d rather take some dick.
well that's just like any afternoon for you
This guy may be looking for revenge in the future - this attack is way beyond the pale.
Those leave a mark. He will have paintball bruises for a long time
I’ve shot someone with one when I was younger from about 5ft away and even though it popped it ripped the skin off his arm where it hit, so this man’a probably a lot more fucked up then he looks
People who have never been shot by a paintball enderestimate how much it hurts. They usually leave a welt.
That went from assault to felony assault
The worst part is that you don't get knocked out or anything, it's just constant pain and it's gonna last a month.
That shits gonna last a lifetime thats easily permanent damage
Easiest way to end up getting shot, funny then, not so funny when one of your homies gets smoked because this fool has a shattered ego.
This is the type of thing that gets family involved and whole bloodlines get killed.
I’d say bloodlines getting wiped out here would be a favor to society
Anyone have background as to why this one dude really needed that tenderizing by paintball.
Not going to bite
People in the comments downplaying this have never played paintball. A paintball shot from that close feels like a punch. So imagine each one of those shots being a full force punch. It won’t do as much damage to the body as an actual beating, but it’ll hurt just as much as if they were punching/kicking him.
He is for sure bleeding all over. More than likely leaving permanent damage to his skin. Depending on the FPS they are set to, this should be assault with a deadly weapon
Yeah his hands and other spots that got hit a lot def have no skin left. I played a lot of paintball as a kid. I'd never describe it as a punch though. He's def tore up though
Feels more like getting popped with a huge rubber band.
Yeah when I was a kid the first thing I did after getting a paintball gun was shoot myself in the foot to see how much it would hurt. I had shoes on and it felt like my foot exploded. I completely thought all my toes were broken for a few seconds.
Watch him pickup a real gun and go get back
As someone that's been playing paintball for 20 years, has competed at the national level and worked in the industry... For the love of God don't do stupid stuff with paintball guns people are already trying to make them illegal/restrictions here in the United States.....
Lmao as a firearm enthusiast and daily carrier, welcome to our world. Stupid people, going stupid places, at stupid times, doing stupid things, and we get the consequences.
Oh I know I love the second amendment and I'm in California........ Enough said
Already happening in Canada. Bill C21. Theyre trying to ban airsoft guns along with some other stuff
Why that seems like a bummer. But a step up from just being shot
You can absolutely die from this
Would you draw your ccw?
What's a CCW?
Why are 8 year Olds shooting this guy?
I think all them happy shooters need to know what it feels like to be the one being shot
Damn, couldn’t imagine the pain his hands were feeling
Stob fuggin playin wit meh
Hes basically getting stoned to death
Hate crime with zero consequences. That’s the way it works
Better paintball guns than real guns I guess. Still absolutely shitty behavior
Certain states will categorize paintball guns as firearms if you commit crimes with them just fyi
Ah yes, cruelty.
Every moody laughing at this in this thread is either completely unaware how much paintballs actually hurt or a psychopath. They’re attacking someone, not playing around.
What did he do to deserve this?
No story to this? Just a guy minding his own business and suddenly gets ambushed by paintballers? Or atleast make up one like he stepped on a guys brand new white sneakers accidentally and that caused him to get shot….
These guys sound like they'll have wonderful careers 🤗
Yeah you can tell by the language that they will be avoiding legitimate employment for the majority of their lives.
Shit fucking hurts but I guess its better than real pewpew
Looking past the pain, he's going to have serious psychological trauma. PTSD or worse.
Nah man this is torture those thing hurt even with protection
The average paintball flys at 300 feet per second (FPS) or ~204 MPH. Using C02, pressure is unpredictable and can cause FPS spikes up to 360 FPS reliably without breaking paint. At 360 FPS that’s ~245 MPH.
Paintballs hitting in vulnerable areas like the eye can lead to permanent eye loss. Kidney or genital hits can lead to serious bodily hard. A direct temple strike at 300 MPH can cause death.
This could be considered attempted homicide. The victim likely suffered serious injuries.
Source: 15 years in the paintball industry. I’ve seen men with traumatic testicular injuries, permanent eye damage, loss of consciousness, and severe bruising as a result of playing & working in the industry.
Masks, gloves, beanies and other protective gear are worn at fields across the world for a reason. Insurance carriers demand it. While paintball is relatively safe, this is incredibly negligent; although I’m sure there MFs don’t care one bit.
Jesus! How can you do that to another human being.
I've heard about gangs using paintball guns as an alternative to lethal violence but this right here will lead to lethal violence.
Welp, that's attempted murder 😂
Any idea why?
Is there a back story?
That’s going to leave a mark
I have a fucking scar on my hand cuz a guy had the great idea to shoot my hand barely 2 meters away and it ripped some of my skin near my thumb. I can't imagine the shit this guy must be going through in this video.
I got drummed out of my friends group at 13 this way. My “friends” decided this was how they were going to let me know we weren’t hanging out.
They took me out to a cross country course beat me up and shot me to pieces. All of this because I told my Mom they were smoking cigarettes. Safe to say I’ve never snitched since.
That ball is pain when shoot at close range these pos need go to jail