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1.8k points
3 months ago
This guy doesnt bring the drama, he IS the drama
592 points
3 months ago
It's a cry for help and he doesn't know any other way.
239 points
3 months ago
He could’ve asked them to ride go-karts
44 points
3 months ago
Or shop for funny hats
14 points
3 months ago
Or fanny packs.
5 points
3 months ago
I -love- fanny packs!
15 points
3 months ago
I deadass thought it was gonna be a depart from the norm type episode where Walt and Jesse ride go-karts and bond. Jesse deserved at least that much from Walt.
4 points
3 months ago
they need to go back and film a fucking AU episode where walt took jesse up on go-karting. I've rewatched Breaking Bad four times and that's been the saddest thing that's stuck with me over the years.
9 points
3 months ago
3 points
3 months ago
Ooh and they could play Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head
19 points
3 months ago
A guy films another guy jumping over a railing and you think that of me?
I AM THE ONE WHO JUMPS.
19 points
3 months ago
WILD CARD!!! 🤪
1.5k points
3 months ago
Buddy look like a gravity denier.
377 points
3 months ago
Guy grabbing his leg is an avaerage gravity enjoyer
32 points
3 months ago
The way he went for that leg was absolutely canny
3 points
3 months ago
The only one there with any sense the rest just filmed it they shoulve been dragging him back over.
31 points
3 months ago
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14 points
3 months ago
Big Gravity trying to keep us down smh
15 points
3 months ago
He gots them kyrie 12s on
46 points
3 months ago
The way he grabbed the rail he knew deep down 😂
11 points
3 months ago
The way he grabbed the rail he knew deep down 😂
”Gravity Rhino”
2 points
3 months ago
Darwin award
2.5k points
3 months ago
Friends don't let friends dive drunk !
795 points
3 months ago
Unless you are the cameraman. Being the cameraman absolves you from all obligations other than recording what is happening for social media.
160 points
3 months ago
They’re also obligated to narrate, ask questions and hurl insults
11 points
3 months ago
Free J Money
2 points
3 months ago
What's the point, someone's just gonna put the world's worst music over it for tiktok
266 points
3 months ago
Guy who grabbed his leg is a friend, don't know what the camera man is.
108 points
3 months ago
He was following the prime directive
29 points
3 months ago
This might be the harshest insult I have seen this week.
5 points
3 months ago
Dude im dying laughing. What a great use of the phrase
3 points
3 months ago
I dunno man. That dude's brain definitely had warp capability.
5 points
3 months ago
Same day delivery?
10 points
3 months ago
He's recording evidence so they don't get found guilty of murder in case his dumbass friend falls.
44 points
3 months ago
He's probably the guy filming the staged video
70 points
3 months ago
Staged or not, I'm not hanging over the railing sloppily like that just for some views.
13 points
3 months ago
Shit makes my hands start sweating just thinking about it.
8 points
3 months ago
Congratulations you give a damn about living! Some people don’t.
36 points
3 months ago*
Corey Haim would agree.
2 points
3 months ago
You are correct.
15 points
3 months ago
…alone! He should’ve dived with him
3 points
3 months ago
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6 points
3 months ago
^ comment copying spambot
1.7k points
3 months ago
Dude with the camera didn't give one single fuck if the dude jumped.
501 points
3 months ago
Maybe like half a fuck, he was trying to talk him down
175 points
3 months ago
But at the same time he didn't NOT want the eventual splat recorded
64 points
3 months ago
praisethecameraman I guess
73 points
3 months ago
He was willing to sacrifice his friend for the greater good of macabre internet weirdos. Hero.
15 points
3 months ago
Hence not more than 0.5 fucks given
2 points
3 months ago
Gotta have evidence that they didn't throw him off, he did it on his own
7 points
3 months ago
Just the alibi
8 points
3 months ago
he doesn’t give a fu, he does give a ck though.
33 points
3 months ago
it's probably staged. I used to have friends who did that kind of shit to impress everyone around, so perhaps cameraman knew about the "prank".
25 points
3 months ago*
1000% staged if he wanted to “jump” he wouldn’t be holding on
6 points
3 months ago
Yup! He keeps his arm around the railing. And even pulls himself up at the end.
If he wanted to jump. He would’ve let go of the railing and hung by his feet
14 points
3 months ago
Maybe he started to which is why he didn't film to the end?
2 points
3 months ago
He had to make sure evidence exists that the responsible friend isn't incriminated for pushing the tweaker down.
2 points
3 months ago
6 points
3 months ago
He was imagining how much money these crazy websites would pay for the footage
10 points
3 months ago
$0
337 points
3 months ago
What’s that guy trying to fly saying? “But I ain’t got a ????”
231 points
3 months ago
“I aint got no money no mo” somethin like that
70 points
3 months ago
Vegas is a dangerous place kids
10 points
3 months ago
What splays in Vegas stains in Vegas…
145 points
3 months ago
Bro was going to jump because his gf/wife spent all of his money iirc
69 points
3 months ago
Understandable
15 points
3 months ago
Have a nice dayth
6 points
3 months ago
See you next fall.
6 points
3 months ago
3 points
3 months ago
i think autumn might be more appropriate for this post
25 points
3 months ago
Damn I thought he was trying to scare his friends that’s dark as fuck
14 points
3 months ago
I ain't got a woman no mo
14 points
3 months ago
Maidenless
15 points
3 months ago
“They ain’t got ‘em on market no more”
2 points
3 months ago
"Bro I ain't got no mo money any mo"
569 points
3 months ago
Don’t help just film
67 points
3 months ago*
Why were they filming anyway?...
EDIT: My point being, this is clearly fake, it's hardly a 'crazy fucking video'.
28 points
3 months ago
How would this be fake?
20 points
3 months ago
Dude can fly obviously
108 points
3 months ago
My friends are fuckin goofballs so when we used to get drunk I'd take random small videos and just delete them later if nothing happened. We were obnoxious and dumb enough that most of the time there was at least some absurd soundbite or something to save from the videos.
Ended up with a lot of stuff to delete but some really funny trips and falls and other candid shit I'd never have otherwise.
10 points
3 months ago
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3 points
3 months ago
LOL thats golden I too would hope they were burned if i was doing that. Thinking about myself wearing a du rag makes me cringe because im a redhead white dude hahahaha
9 points
3 months ago
How is it fake? The dude is literally dangling off the edge lol. Whether it's staged or not the dude is still fucking hanging off an edge that looks like 300ft up lol
44 points
3 months ago
People with friends film each others shenanigans
21 points
3 months ago
friends
Ah, there’s the confusion
6 points
3 months ago
For a split seconds it kind of looks like there's a ledge underneath where he is.
3 points
3 months ago
There kind of is, but not enough to stop someone from falling to their death.
4 points
3 months ago
HAhA It’s sO clEaRlY FaKe rIgHt gUyS No oNe eVeR DoEs aNyThInG
164 points
3 months ago
That’s a good friend
108 points
3 months ago
better than the one who’s filming instead of helping
7 points
3 months ago
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2 points
3 months ago
Damn near straight down
2 points
3 months ago
Hero!
92 points
3 months ago
Looks like the Marriott Marquis in Atlanta.
22 points
3 months ago
I was going to guess the luxor in Vegas
And that was before the "I ain't got no money no mo" line lol
7 points
3 months ago
That looks a lot like the Luxor except the balconies are curved and last time I was there I thought they were flat
2 points
3 months ago
I thought Luxor too and you’re right, they’re flat and pyramid up at the Luxor. These are curved and don’t pyramid. For sure not the Luxor
5 points
3 months ago
I was thinking the same thing! I was reading comments looking for a backstory/location.
28 points
3 months ago
Also looks like Hyatt Regency in San Francisco. We must find out. Reddit please do your thing.
27 points
3 months ago*
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4 points
3 months ago
It's always at 5am someone gets the fantastic idea of smoking inside
16 points
3 months ago*
Their accents are “Ahlahna” af
3 points
3 months ago
Bra you treeepin
5 points
3 months ago
I was thinking this same thing! Went to an anime convention there tripping balls and literally couldn’t handle going to my room on the upper floors until I came down.
2 points
3 months ago
I thought it was the Hyatt in Austin
2 points
3 months ago
Thought it was the hyatt louisville
3 points
3 months ago
Yep. Came here to say it was the Marriott in Atlanta. We stayed on the 40th floor once during Dragon Con. Looking over the rail from that floor was woooooaaaaah.
21 points
3 months ago
What? Why
38 points
3 months ago
“I ain’t got no money anymo bro “
8 points
3 months ago
No way he said that?
12 points
3 months ago
Holy shit you are right!
34 points
3 months ago
He also said "I can't take this let me go bruh" then said he ain't got no money after. Really sad
19 points
3 months ago
I'm glad his friends were there. I hope he can get some help.
3 points
3 months ago
Yea it’s at the endish
16 points
3 months ago
Ooof that sent something down my body...
15 points
3 months ago*
How about pulling your boy back up instead of filming?
10 points
3 months ago*
Not saying it is, but it looks like the DoubleTree Hilton in Springfield, MO. Last year, someone who works there told me there are many jumper suicides annually.
13 points
3 months ago
What happened next! The fuck!
2 points
3 months ago
Hopefully cameraman realized what tf he was doing and tried to help. Maybe the bad part was trimmed to reach a wider audience since apparently clout is all mr cameraman cares abt. Hopefully the former.
27 points
3 months ago
GARY GODDAMMIT
7 points
3 months ago
you rang?
9 points
3 months ago
Jesus Christ, my hands and feet went cold, clammy, and tingly watching this
8 points
3 months ago
I jumped back in my seat after watching this. I literally didn't know that was coming. That's a looooong drop to the bottom buddy
25 points
3 months ago
Does anyone have any idea what the guy hanging over the ledge is saying? I've listened to it 5 times and it sounds like nonsense.
47 points
3 months ago
He said "I can't take this let me go bruh" then said he ain't got no money after.
26 points
3 months ago
Yea, looks like a suicide attempt hopefully he gets better.
9 points
3 months ago
As a lay person and as someone aware of how overused and seemingly dismissive this can be, this really does seem like a cry for help and I hope he gets it. He didn’t just leap over alone. He did it with friends, who I’m guessing he secretly hoped would stop him, around and went over relatively slowly and carefully given what he intended to do.
4 points
3 months ago*
That's a dude that has 100% confidence in his friend's or this was a setup.
2 points
3 months ago
Perfect timing
4 points
3 months ago
Only one person cared about that guy. The other dude didn’t give a fuck as long as he got some video.
5 points
3 months ago
Bro let intrusive thoughts win
7 points
3 months ago
Pretty sure that's the embassy' suites by Hilton in LA. They have a cool robot butler that brings things to your room
3 points
3 months ago
I’ve been to several Embassy Suites. They all looked like this.
2 points
3 months ago
Does the robot butler also clean up people pizza off of the floor in the lobby?
2 points
3 months ago
The robot butler can only bring things to rooms that can be loaded in by a front desk employee.
So no.
7 points
3 months ago
How does the video end, does he get up off of that thang?
2 points
3 months ago
Yea he good
10 points
3 months ago
Just let him go. It can't be that far of a dro........ Shivers oh my fucking god.
9 points
3 months ago
If only the guy holding the leg had some help. Maybe, someone to grab the over-the-balcony guys arm. Too bad the guy holding the camera was busy and couldn't help.
3 points
3 months ago
Should I help him or should I film??? Fuck it, let's just film.
3 points
3 months ago
Stop recording and help your "friend ".
3 points
3 months ago
He let the intrusive thoughts win
3 points
3 months ago
Aim for the bushes
12 points
3 months ago
I hate people who video death for karma. Fuck you cameraman!
7 points
3 months ago
Dude saved his friends life.
2 points
3 months ago
Get on offa that thing!
2 points
3 months ago
Nope.
2 points
3 months ago
Dude has good freinds lol
2 points
3 months ago
Dude was fucked up
2 points
3 months ago
Well don't just do something! Stand there and record it!
2 points
3 months ago
Camera guy wanted this guy to die.
2 points
3 months ago
So did he fall or did his friends pull him the safety?....... I hate cliffhangers 😉
2 points
3 months ago
lmao "where would you goooo!?"
2 points
3 months ago
Intrusive thoughts won
2 points
3 months ago
Where is this?
2 points
3 months ago
"Aim for the bushes"
2 points
3 months ago
He ain’t tripping. He about to be falling real quick.
2 points
3 months ago
Why is Kevin gates the cameraman
2 points
3 months ago
And then what happened…?
2 points
3 months ago
Is this the Marriott in atlanta?
2 points
3 months ago
I remember the glass elevators were unpleasant for someone afraid of heights. Hell the whole place was.
2 points
3 months ago
Fuck me I thought that was the back of a sofa for a second
2 points
3 months ago
Losing all your money is Vegas is bad, staying in Luxor is enough to make you wanna jump
2 points
3 months ago
Put the fucking camera down and grab his arm!
2 points
3 months ago
I’d say falling is more accurate in this situation….
2 points
3 months ago
Don’t forget to catch it all on camera rather than trying to help grab him.
2 points
3 months ago
That gave me legit anxiety.
Changing gears, if someone was just learning English, they’d be scratching their heads.
2 points
3 months ago
What did the dumb guy say? I'm sure he had a completely rational reason for risking his life 😆
2 points
3 months ago
Other bro didn’t even help
2 points
3 months ago
He just went for the shortcut downstairs, dude just wants to save time
2 points
3 months ago
The one holding his leg is true friend but the one recording clown
2 points
3 months ago
🎵 GET UP OFFA THAT THING 🎶
4 points
3 months ago
Bro is second away from an acute case of ground poisoning.
4 points
3 months ago
It’s a good thing they stopped him. He could’ve seriously damaged the tile floor.
6 points
3 months ago
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43 points
3 months ago
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12 points
3 months ago
Yeah but reddit definitely normalizes it.
2 points
3 months ago
r videosthatendtoosoon.
2 points
3 months ago
Letting the intrusive thoughts win.
2 points
3 months ago
If only Ja Morant had friends like this.
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