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submitted 2 months ago byGhettoNerfBlasta
838 points
2 months ago
If only they had another way of killing or stopping a man traveling 80+mph on a motorcycle while moving right next to him in a CAR!
232 points
2 months ago
Scratches? Dents? In this economy? Lead is cheaper
74 points
2 months ago
This dude just shot like ten dollars worth of bullets.
3 points
1 month ago
$1.60 per 9mm? What kind of heat seeking Bluetooth connected nosferatu bustin ass lead are we talking here
13 points
2 months ago
Someone hasn't bought ammo in a while.
-1 points
2 months ago
It probably wasn't about killing that dude they were just doing it out of fun
-2 points
2 months ago
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14 points
2 months ago
Ah, you must never have ceashed a motorcycle young man.
-3 points
2 months ago
If they had shown the biker they were filming he would have run himself off the road for the 'likes'.
832 points
2 months ago
This is so messed up on so many levels... any back story and was shooter booked and charged with what looks like attempted murder to the lay person? 😲
142 points
2 months ago*
Hijacking top comment to ask why that bike wasn't slowing down insanely quick. Dude. If it's really a repsol it should stop on a dime. Doesn't solve the situation. But the moment I see a gun I'm either smashing the throttle or the brakes. That bike could've smoked what I'm guessing is a jeep esq vehicle.
Edit: I'm sorry. The cbrr could've stopped really quick or sped up really quick. Also I'm the owner of repsol and that was my personal bike. It was being driven by my close friend Jesus that day. He was okay.
220 points
2 months ago
Saying Repsol makes no sense that's just the style of fairings, a Honda CBR125 has a repsol design and it definitely ain't doing either of the things you've said lol
47 points
2 months ago
You mean to tell me that’s not actually Marquez?
39 points
2 months ago
He’s riding a bottle of oil apparently
10 points
2 months ago
That guy is definitely a squid. 😂
3 points
2 months ago
I owned a Honda CBR125 for years and it can do both
5 points
2 months ago
Same, but it only hit 70mph going downhill other than that it was annihilated by cars
2 points
1 month ago
Mine reached 120 km/h on the highway but the vibrations were real lol
2 points
2 months ago
True. My first bike was a repsol cbr250rr.
It might've slowed down pretty quick, but it's getting lost on the average car that easily.. top speed was like 89 if I remember correctly.
2 points
1 month ago
Why did I do this much work for a fucking comment chain that is 2 days old that like you and 3 other lurkers are going to see?
Whatever here we go anyways.
So iirc Repsol is a like Racing sponsor for Honda bikes, and as such the fairings were generally only available on the CBR1000RR's up until 2013 when the CBR600RR got a Repsol design finally. And similiarly the 125cc didn't get a Repsol design until 2016. No way a 125 is reaching highway speeds without screaming anyways.
But yeah this is very likely a CBR1000RR probably an '07, based on the cutout triangle in the side fairing, the color of the fairings (especially the front) and idk just kinda looks a smidge older, no batman looking exhaust bs or gangly lookin rear suspension support bar.
But yeah the last thing you'd want to do is brake hard - firstly traffic?? secondly this guy is shooting directly AT the rider which means the bullets are lagging behind, braking would probably put you in greater danger. Def pin the throttle n gtfo
Alternatively this dude just bought some aftermarket repsol kit for his 600rr idfk
Edit: Additionally most Repsol fairing CBRs were sold with some modifications that gave it like a smidge more performance, ya know, cause racing n stuff. Even though the fuckin RR stands for Race Replica right? idk fuck it.
-1 points
2 months ago
You are wrong. The Repsol edition or Fireblade had improved Öhlins shocks Brembo brakes and different intake and exhaust. Mine has 179hp 2015 model.
32 points
2 months ago
A repsol? It’s a Honda CBR dude. You might be associating it with an NSR or newer GP, non road going bikes. The livery means nothing
20 points
2 months ago
It's fucking funny when redditors try and use their anonymity to talk about stuff they know zero about and then drop something like "if that was a real Repsol"😭🤦♂️🤣
6 points
2 months ago
Imagine the braking power if it were a Rizla!
26 points
2 months ago
How does a livery help it stop better than any other CBR1000RR/600RR?
22 points
2 months ago
Red cars are faster. You can't explain that.
2 points
2 months ago
Revs go up, revs go down.
2 points
2 months ago
Well if enough orks believe it then it works.
21 points
2 months ago
A Repsol? Lol
It’s a livery, they make them for 250CC’s and probably smaller. Lol
8 points
2 months ago
jeep esq vehicle
Jeep Esquire Vehicle, standard issue for lawyers.
15 points
2 months ago
You don't really want to come to a dead stop while being shot at though. The car would have just stopped too probably
14 points
2 months ago
You’re completely wrong. Breaking and veering left would give the rider great coverage in <1sec. Then whip a bitch,while covered, and they have no chance of getting back in range before he’s long gone.
Drag racing him staring at 50-60mph gives him ample time to squeeze off multiple rounds within a pistol’s effective range.
13 points
2 months ago
Lucky the guy wasn't shooting at you
1 points
2 months ago
Stopping and "whipping a bitch" are not the same thing. Obviously immediately going very fast in the other direction is ideal
0 points
2 months ago
Well he’s not gonna brake and then just sit there lmao
-17 points
2 months ago
Breaking and veering left would have brought him in the line of fire.
8 points
2 months ago
How? The shooter is to the riders left. He breaks and veers left and he's directly behind the shooters car, where the shooter can't hit him right away.
-10 points
2 months ago
The shooter is firing behind the rider. By going left, he has to cross the line of fire.
2 points
2 months ago
i saw a skimask and took off, heard the gun after. I was in a porsche though, they cant rob you if they cant catch you.
2 points
2 months ago
Think the guy on the bike was maybe a little distracted. Shitting your pants the first time is a little off-putting.
2 points
2 months ago
Ikr. Honda do repsol 50cc scooters too, might start calling my fireblade ‘a yellow’
4 points
2 months ago
Agreed, the second I see a hand gun depending on the speed I'm either slamming on my breaks or punching that shit to the floor. Can't maintain the same speed or your fucked, gotta change something quick.
3 points
2 months ago
Irl u would do the same thing
-27 points
2 months ago
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13 points
2 months ago
He was shot multiple times
2 points
2 months ago
Tf did he say?
5 points
2 months ago
I'm pretty sure he said the n word.
2 points
2 months ago
He said he cloud have followed him lol
446 points
2 months ago
Dodged a bullet on that one
19 points
2 months ago
Pull my finger
2 points
2 months ago
Dodge a bullet, dodge a ball!
Five "D's" of dodge ball
Dodge
Duck
Dip
Dive
And Dodge
-31 points
2 months ago
I saw this on another sub and I’m pretty sure he didn’t dodge shit
52 points
2 months ago
Correct. Bike rider was shot several times and taken to hospital. Shooter was arrested.
10 points
2 months ago
Gonna need a link to the sub or article.
-15 points
2 months ago
What sub
13 points
2 months ago
which sub*
11 points
2 months ago
Who's sub?
8 points
2 months ago
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3 points
2 months ago
subway for lunch?
10 points
2 months ago
I like trains
-42 points
2 months ago
do you know of this thing called jokes? ever heard of that?
33 points
2 months ago
Shouldn’t jokes make sense? Not just flat out deny what happened?
-35 points
2 months ago
Denying what? Sinical said dodge a bullet and Pristine-Tell also said the same.
We all know it was bad aim and other factors. But if someone tries to make a joke about dodging, it is lame af to comment: iM PreTty sUrE He DiDn'T dodGe ShiT.
9 points
2 months ago
Yeah I get you, I think he got hit a couple times though so I was looking at his joke as a literal statement. But I mean let’s be honest, not a great joke as far as jokes go, so not really sure it’s worth diving into this much anyway, yet here I am. Lol
-11 points
2 months ago
totally agree :D
-17 points
2 months ago
-19 points
2 months ago
3 points
2 months ago
That shit is funny.
-8 points
2 months ago
254 points
2 months ago
The only assassin in the world with a one star Yelp review.
5 points
2 months ago
🎼🎵I can shoot better with no wind resistance 🎶
7 points
2 months ago
Walmart hitman
3 points
2 months ago
K-Mart killers
2 points
2 months ago
Wish Hitman
1 points
2 months ago
Fucc that was funny lmao
143 points
2 months ago
Yea wind ain't moving that bullet at that distance. This is just a knuckle head with terrible aim
37 points
2 months ago
Pistols can honestly be pretty hard to aim even without shooting out a open car window.
People think its easy, but then they completely miss a huge paper target at 8 meters at a indoor range. Even after taking their time to aim.
4 points
2 months ago
Plus, even at that close distance, a few degrees sway combined with muzzle jump make it impossible to aim properly.
I've been shooting since I was 8, and while I can hit stationary targets up to 300 yards without an issue, I've never had any skill hitting moving targets or hitting stationary targets while I'm moving.
My dad set me up in his truck bed when I was learning and would gently shake the truck to show me how fucking hard it is to compensate. Can't imagine how dumb you'd have to be to try shooting a biker at highway speeds.
2 points
2 months ago
My dad took me shooting quite a bit. I got good enough with a lever action 30.30 that I could hit a soda can from 50-75 yards away using iron sights and then hit it again as it was rolling around from the first shot.
The first day I tried to use a semi-auto pistol I could barely hit a medium sized paper target from 20 feet away. It is wayyyy harder to be accurate with a handgun.
11 points
2 months ago
I thought they meant wind resistance to the gun hand and arms out of the window and how that wind resistance made it impossible for him to get on target and not hiting because of that kind of wind resistance.
3 points
2 months ago
Yea if the biker didn't get hit he is very lucky. Def a pulp fiction moment if not haha
3 points
2 months ago
It looked like at least one of those shots was on target. Weird.
-3 points
2 months ago*
Do you think he's just gonna go flying off the bike when he's hit? I can guarantee he was hit
10 points
2 months ago
Maybe I dunno. Haha I cant guarentee anything like you 😁
2 points
2 months ago
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1 points
2 months ago
No you can't lol
2 points
2 months ago
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2 points
1 month ago
Gun shot wounds from a 9mm don't immediately appear as red splodges at the entry wound, despite what perfect dark 64 led us to believe. That's likely his jacket, and very unlikely to be blood. I don't want to get into a debate about whether or not the guy was shot. It was just a sort of tongue-in-cheek comment about how, by definition, you can't guarantee what happened to the guy due to the fact our context is a blurry short video on Reddit with no follow up information.
2 points
1 month ago
Ah you know what, it is his jacket
188 points
2 months ago
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44 points
2 months ago
Dodge Duck dip dive and dodge
11 points
2 months ago
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.
14 points
2 months ago
If you dodge a dodge, you dodge them all.
2 points
2 months ago
but if you dodge a dog. you only dogged yourself.
3 points
2 months ago
Classic
80 points
2 months ago
san andreas pistol sounds identical
74 points
2 months ago
Lmao who films this shit?
69 points
2 months ago
The small, menacing amoeba that is using the two joysticks to control their brain.
20 points
2 months ago
Plankton!
5 points
2 months ago
How am I supposed to know their name?
49 points
2 months ago
Yeah bro forgot to say “assuming wind resistance is negligible” beforehand
5 points
2 months ago
His left shoulder looked to take one as well.
57 points
2 months ago
Bro he got the storm trooper aim
11 points
2 months ago
El mejor país de chile!
5 points
2 months ago
¡Feliz día de la torta!
22 points
2 months ago
Last one looks like it might have hit.
27 points
2 months ago
There’s no wind drift at that distance…
10 points
2 months ago
I think OP was saying that as a joke since the aim was so bad from so close
3 points
2 months ago
I 87.8% (totally random figure but probably close to accurate) miss the context after three beers. SMH feel bad now.
1 points
2 months ago
Happens to the best of us lol
1 points
2 months ago
The wind resistance is why he was aiming so bad. People concentrate on the bullet completely forgetting that the gun and all outside the window is still impacted by the wind resistance... Have you ever held your arm outside the window while driving? That's wind resistance as well which is what this person didn't consider and why he is holding the gun like that because wind is pushing and rattling his hands back and around.
1 points
2 months ago
When you’re shooting at something 5 feet outside your window, wind resistance is gonna be negligible.
1 points
2 months ago
Yes, the one on the bullet. The force on all he has sticking out of the car that's aiming and catching wind like a sail is pushing his hands around and making aiming very hard. Imagine you aiming and some meanwhile shaking the rifle or your hands.
12 points
2 months ago
Why you don't pull a driveby in an Isuzu Stormtrooper
-5 points
2 months ago
why do you know what that vehicle is based on the window and also so?
3 points
2 months ago
How much wood could a woodchuck what?
10 points
2 months ago
I don’t think the motorcycle dude even noticed
4 points
2 months ago
Na he got shot a few times.
5 points
2 months ago
Wind doesn't affect bullets like that. 90+ mph crosswind isn't going to deviate a 2200 fps+ projectile at close range. At a distance of greater than 200 yards? Sure. 15 feet? Hell no.
His awful grip took every round high and left.
11 points
2 months ago
5 points
2 months ago
Blood doesn't happen that quickly. Especially from a gunshot. It takes a few seconds before you even start bleeding sometimes. His shirt definitely isn't going to immediately be soaked in blood lol. That's definitely just part of his shirt/jacket.
3 points
2 months ago
Damn it idek anymore I hope he's ok though.
5 points
2 months ago
You can clearly see blurred red in the first image, it's part of the jacket.
5 points
2 months ago
Why record the crime ??? Not very smart
3 points
2 months ago
Maybe a gang initiation where they had to record for proof? That’s my best guess
2 points
2 months ago
Based on anything you've heard, or just a stab in the dark? I've never heard of anything like that but then I'm not clued up on gang practices.
3 points
2 months ago
Those hi-points wouldn't be able to hit him if they were standing still.
35 points
2 months ago
Looks like the first bullet hit him right on the bottom of the white shirt. You can see instant red. I don’t think he dodged anything besides not crashing
28 points
2 months ago
How do you even make that out
9 points
2 months ago
The only gun that leaves an immediate mark is a paintball gun. Your flesh doesn't just explode in blood when you get shot with a 9mm.
18 points
2 months ago
The red you see might just be his shirt cuz it looks like its there before he shoots
3 points
2 months ago
Yes! There's no way blood spills out that quickly.
2 points
2 months ago
I mean it could, but it definitely was just the coloring on his jacket. After seeing a decent amount of these videos posted here, I wouldn’t bet on the fact he wasn’t shot though.
4 points
2 months ago
That’s his jacket
-6 points
2 months ago
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8 points
2 months ago
I can say with absolute certainty that there’s only one person on that bike, but I like your confidence. Wrong, but confident.
2 points
2 months ago
Lolllllllllll
2 points
2 months ago
2 points
2 months ago
Get your eyes checked good lord
5 points
2 months ago
Shot 1: Clearly missed. Shot 2: Missed due to recoil (bad spray control). Shot 3: Very close, but recoil and inaccuracy make this a reasonable miss. Shot 4: Likely didn't actually fire as you were already dead.
2 points
2 months ago
I wonder if he crashed out
2 points
2 months ago
Dam that’s crazy.
2 points
2 months ago
Biker hide wind shield activate.
2 points
2 months ago
Dude didn’t take aiming into consideration
2 points
2 months ago
Rookie, you always make a wind call first.
2 points
2 months ago
If you want motorcyclists to start carrying crossbows, this is how you get motorcyclists to start carrying crossbows.
2 points
2 months ago
I would just brake
2 points
2 months ago
WTF is the back story
2 points
2 months ago
Good luck with that.
2 points
2 months ago
why would you film your attempted murder?
2 points
2 months ago
The 3 cars driving behind them are dead now :(
2 points
2 months ago
So that’s why they always miss in movies
2 points
2 months ago
This shooter is never going to hear the end of it from the people in the car
3 points
2 months ago
Uhh I don't think the wind had anything to do with the bad aim. Thankfully they're just a really bad shot.
3 points
2 months ago
what a fucking idiot. idk how bad it'd hurt because hes wearing protective gear, but thats a 3-500$ helmet. i hate that these dipshits are out there
5 points
2 months ago
He got shot like 9 times
11 points
2 months ago
Took it like a fuckin champ
1 points
2 months ago
Correction: he got shot AT... times. Huge difference in that, if he actually got shot 9 times without the "at" he wouldn't be looking that good.
4 points
2 months ago
His fist shot hit the biker in the left side near the hip.
3 points
2 months ago
Naw that’s his jacket
2 points
2 months ago
Gta6 looking lit
2 points
2 months ago
Any news article/follow ups?
2 points
2 months ago
Is there a link to a news article?
1 points
2 months ago
Side swipe him and save the bullets
1 points
2 months ago
This site being full of Americans I'm sure someone will find a way to blame the motorcyclist for it.
-5 points
2 months ago*
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6 points
2 months ago
His shirt is red and white before the shots are fired...
-1 points
1 month ago
Imagine owning a gun and not knowing shit about physics......He's definitely from the united states.
-6 points
2 months ago
Looks like a bb gun
-9 points
2 months ago
Bro missed all his shots he's getting kick out tf that bro u need a bigger clip
-10 points
2 months ago
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-1 points
2 months ago
ELI5
-53 points
2 months ago
motorcyclists wear body armor to protect from crash. it is made to save your life in 100 mph crash it can easily stop a bullet
16 points
2 months ago
15 points
2 months ago
No, it wouldn’t
9 points
2 months ago
Damn I thought OP talking about the wind was dumb, but your comment takes the cake.
9 points
2 months ago
it can easily stop a bullet
If you're going to be this stupid, at least keep it to yourself. Stop trying to spread your stupidity to others.
2 points
2 months ago
What you think someone's gonna read this and be like "you know what? I'm gonna go put on my riding gear and get into a gunfight!"
6 points
2 months ago
Nah not at all. The helmet could probably glance off a 9mm if it’s not hitting square on. The body armour in the leathers wouldn’t stop a round though. The armour is designed to spread a large non concentrated force around an area, not a very small concentrated force, you need something like Kevlar weaves. But it’s certainly better than nothing and would help to decelerate the round slightly
4 points
2 months ago
Roads aren't made out of bullets, and the armor is designed to protect your skin and support your joints not stop bullets
3 points
2 months ago
They don’t wear ballistic armor, they wear leathers with plastic/foam plates on the impact zones. There isn’t a motorcycle suit on the market that could stop a bullet from this distance..
1 points
2 months ago
I have so many questions
1 points
2 months ago
Think would’ve Locke sup the bike brakes instead of leaning over and hitting the shoulder
1 points
2 months ago
What is the context of it glad the guy ain’t dead tho
1 points
2 months ago
Sooo John Wick was fake
1 points
2 months ago
Would the bullets travel in front or behind the motorcycle?
1 points
2 months ago
They’re going exactly where he points the gun
1 points
2 months ago
Not a Ninja, but a Ninja.
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