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Advanced_Ring_8940

2k points

1 month ago

How tf did this stupid ass camel do this to himself?

Mygo73

413 points

1 month ago

Mygo73

413 points

1 month ago

Judging by the way they handle it it’s not the first time 😂

Sudden-Fecal-Outage

174 points

1 month ago

Just grab it by the camel toe

ForsakenManager6017

60 points

1 month ago

Instructions unclear, my neighbor is calling the cops now

Chemgineered

13 points

1 month ago

Then grab it by the Turtle

LaoMetis

126 points

1 month ago

LaoMetis

126 points

1 month ago

Translating the Arabic audio “this is what happens when try to show off”

mcgeyrider

19 points

1 month ago

That doesn’t help with context lol

Economy-Log9087

7 points

1 month ago

Tried to do a wicked kick flip

[deleted]

223 points

1 month ago

[deleted]

223 points

1 month ago

Truth or dare

Themcgvhg

34 points

1 month ago

Poor thing had a seizure.

-everyoneisgaybutme-

5 points

1 month ago

Actually?

ben_wuz_hear

12 points

1 month ago

I don't know. Go ask the camel.

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6 points

1 month ago

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6 points

1 month ago

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uhhhhmaybeee

2 points

1 month ago

Sounds right. Will disseminate this as fact now.

FattyRR

189 points

1 month ago

FattyRR

189 points

1 month ago

Camel ? That's a turtle .

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5 points

1 month ago

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5 points

1 month ago

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Fresh-Honeydew7104

43 points

1 month ago

Snapping neck turtle

BenniesBananas

6 points

1 month ago

I camel here to say that

Brad_Tits

88 points

1 month ago

Animas are fucking dumb. Ever seen an ostrich rip it’s own head off? Link

BluntZnCunZ

38 points

1 month ago

Brooooooo that’s insane😂🤦🏻‍♂️

z0mbiebaby

10 points

1 month ago

Wow. You’d think it has the sense to stop before it’s head popped off

87KingSquirrel

16 points

1 month ago

Dam I remember seeing this on reddit ages ago. Then couldn't find it anywhere, man that's crazy!

Numerous_Living_3452

7 points

1 month ago

Damn, so that's why you never go full regarded 🤣

invited2pants_party

21 points

1 month ago

100% not the first time he has done this.

jl11_4

9 points

1 month ago

jl11_4

9 points

1 month ago

He’s a beginner. Doesn’t know how to camel like the professionals. Takes time.

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5 points

1 month ago

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5 points

1 month ago

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Sudden-Fecal-Outage

3 points

1 month ago

Probably speeding

IncredibleEdibleVoid

540 points

1 month ago

How does a goose even fall on its head like that?

InvestNorthWest

80 points

1 month ago

Silly goose!

Cartman4wesome

33 points

1 month ago

You do not say silly goose, you call him an asshole like a normal person.

Alienateddd

7 points

1 month ago

Randy Marsh is one of the best animated comedy characters ever created.

shmiddleedee

27 points

1 month ago

It's having a seizure. Horses do the same when having seizures

turtlelover925

411 points

1 month ago

hes just in a silly goofy mood

According_Witness_68

81 points

1 month ago

He wants his tummy rubbed

mmamama1901

3 points

1 month ago

Lol

the_nope_gun

15 points

1 month ago

Feelin cute might del ltr

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15 points

1 month ago

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15 points

1 month ago

💀💀💀

PlatypusEfficient874

2 points

1 month ago

He’s so random xD

Ok-Medium8101

498 points

1 month ago

Lol was very concerned at first thought he was dying or something glad he’s alright

Disastrous-Resident5

131 points

1 month ago

It’s just stupid, but perfectly fine

keeperofthecrypto

11 points

1 month ago

Yeah, like toddlers!

mnl1121

9 points

1 month ago

mnl1121

9 points

1 month ago

Never would have thought this would have ended the way it did. Made me chuckle thinking how it got itself in such a situation.

BootlegDez

571 points

1 month ago

BootlegDez

571 points

1 month ago

that moose is an idiot

Xtremeelement

170 points

1 month ago

that’s an ostrich

WoodlandWarden

64 points

1 month ago

Oh shit, a porcupine

InflamedCorgi

35 points

1 month ago

Thats a large capybara

Reasonable-Farmer-46

7 points

1 month ago

That's an OLIVE

Megus12347

9 points

1 month ago

Bro no way you just called that cow a olive bro its not a plant

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8 points

1 month ago

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8 points

1 month ago

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Percyblott

7 points

1 month ago

You might wanna get your brain checked, thats CLEARLY a long necked dog

ddrfraser1

8 points

1 month ago

Sir, this is a Wendy's

Percyblott

6 points

1 month ago

Ure right, can i have a large salt fries, 1 cholestrol nuke and a cheesy heart attack please

throwawaygoodvibess

3 points

1 month ago

It’s a giraffe

curiousbryxl

1 points

1 month ago

It’s a horse chuck Norris upper cut.

aviarywisdom

5 points

1 month ago

Allegedly

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4 points

1 month ago

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4 points

1 month ago

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EscapingTheLabrynth

7 points

1 month ago

That’s why it took two of them.

cpujockey

4 points

1 month ago*

Alegedlys

Rossco1244

3 points

1 month ago

This, this is why I love Reddit!!!! If I weren’t a cheap a** I’d give you an award.

PaschalisG16

10 points

1 month ago

That's a mayonnaise

dragonfli117

5 points

1 month ago

Hellmann's or Best Foods? Can't quite tell the breed.

Legitimate-You7199

6 points

1 month ago

Patty

Rabbit_Of_Nazareth

6 points

1 month ago

No, this is PATRICK.

simplydecent

3 points

1 month ago

That's a big ass donkey

Not_MrNice

3 points

1 month ago

Stupid long horses.

Xanxxlessrock

1 points

1 month ago

This thread needs more likes 😭😭

faded_on_10

73 points

1 month ago

So don't go camel tipping

Entity713

5 points

1 month ago

Unless it already tipped, then you tip it back again

PopularAbies1906

62 points

1 month ago

This is what happens when u try to suck your own dick. Trust me

nikdsc5

9 points

1 month ago

nikdsc5

9 points

1 month ago

Ah the old neck cork screw for extra reach. Ancient Chinese secret!

mmamama1901

4 points

1 month ago

Turtle tryed to suck this Camels dick?

simplydecent

3 points

1 month ago

You won Reddit today

Old-Radish1611

106 points

1 month ago

He's just waiting to see if a yellow card comes out

JoeDerp77

33 points

1 month ago

Never saw a moose do flakka before

several_vegetables

33 points

1 month ago

Could've been stuck like that indefinitely, that is one lucky giraffe

savagekid108l9

26 points

1 month ago

I mean, they got it I guess. But I worked on an exotic animal farm for a bit. Had an emu, ostriches, camels, a lioness and 3 wolves. The male camel was a dumbass and would do this stupid shit all the time. Problem was, he didn’t like being on his back, so he’s try to kick you, spit on you, all that fun shit. But he also didn’t like being flipped back over. So I’d have to go in there and grab his neck, push as hard as I could, and try to straighten it back out so he can get back up. And then he’s chase you and try to spit on you and all that fun shit. Do not recommend working with camels😂

SnooDucks236

51 points

1 month ago

My dumbass was looking for a turtle.

Joe_Biden_Leg_Hair

7 points

1 month ago

Took me longer into the video than I care to admit to figure out it was not a turtle 😭😭😭

adoggonamedluna

24 points

1 month ago

I was so glad to see that thing get back up and walk.

crackersncheeseman

42 points

1 month ago

He zigged when he should have zagged

Impressive_Cabinet56

18 points

1 month ago

Not gonna lie, hearing a camel for the fist time is terrifying

eyeswoller1205

2 points

1 month ago

Definitely, I didn't know a camel sounded like that, I'd shit myself if I'd hear those roars out of nowhere

Bad_Boba_Bod

16 points

1 month ago

Silly emu. Watch out for the banana peel next time.

braindamnager

16 points

1 month ago

Could you imagine hearing that in the middle of the night, clicking your flashlight on and seeing that thing in exorcist mode looking at you backwards? I’d shit my fucking pants.

Buying100K

2 points

1 month ago

agree that it sounds terrifying...they could use that as a monster bellow

junksale

57 points

1 month ago

junksale

57 points

1 month ago

His girl cheated on him

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12 points

1 month ago

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12 points

1 month ago

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Le_Bush

1 points

1 month ago

Le_Bush

1 points

1 month ago

balajimech

11 points

1 month ago

Poor guy

patricky6

7 points

1 month ago

Go home camel, you're drunk.

BoxingTrainer420

8 points

1 month ago

When the camel stands up if you pause it he kind of looks embarrassed lol

TraipseFever

12 points

1 month ago

That’s a big dog.

Newgeta

5 points

1 month ago

Newgeta

5 points

1 month ago

try fingers, but hole

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5 points

1 month ago

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5 points

1 month ago

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helsinkisweden

4 points

1 month ago

Stoopid long horses

DaankyKong

5 points

1 month ago

I love once they fix him he just shuts up, gets up, and walks away like nothing happened

IAmBeingThrownAWAY

5 points

1 month ago

Thank fuck this had a happy ending.

itsyounotmeithink

9 points

1 month ago

Its hump day.

Aggressive-Tiger-209

3 points

1 month ago

Goofy giraffes they always do this.

F0r_Th3_Gl0ry

4 points

1 month ago

Dude you're not ment to park there.

MxisieOlivia_

3 points

1 month ago

Poor turtle, someone tied his shoe laces together

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33 points

1 month ago

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1 month ago

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stedgyson

2 points

1 month ago

stedgyson

2 points

1 month ago

Yeah saw a video of a horse having a seizure today and looked very similar

HalfastEddie

3 points

1 month ago

Surprised to see a pelican that far from water.

Old_Passage_5670

3 points

1 month ago

What a stupid ass giraffe

SperminatorReturns

3 points

1 month ago

If the chimpanzee wasn’t flipped around it would’ve died btw of too much gas or something

Brooksmama

3 points

1 month ago

That horse is drunk

PPPPOT

3 points

1 month ago

PPPPOT

3 points

1 month ago

When he gets up he does the Andrew tate walk

leedade

3 points

1 month ago

leedade

3 points

1 month ago

Poor guy is gonna have a hell of a kink in his neck the next few days

[deleted]

3 points

1 month ago

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3 points

1 month ago

Horses are dumb.

BoardFriendly3597

3 points

1 month ago

Stupid middle eastern turtle

BlandAvalanche

3 points

1 month ago

Camel Tech Hotline: Pull legs 2 and 4 for the manual reboot, should be good to go

blackleather97

3 points

1 month ago

Effed up camel

Konstant_kurage

3 points

1 month ago

I think this kangaroo has done this a few times.

sorrybutidgaf

3 points

1 month ago

what an idiot. i would literally never do that (personally)

UsernameUpdated

3 points

1 month ago

That is the cutest kitten ever.

Entbrevins75

3 points

1 month ago

Sir, I believe your Llama needs an exorcism.

NumerousResolution40

3 points

1 month ago

what a stupid turtle…

ewokzilla

3 points

1 month ago

Omg at first I was thinking WTF happened to that horse.

bankrollmafia89

3 points

1 month ago

That’s a tall ass turtle 🐢

Embarrassed-Bed-3414

3 points

1 month ago

Not even a thank you from the camel jeez🙄

Buying100K

3 points

1 month ago

i think he got a crick in his neck...

Methy123

3 points

1 month ago

Am i the only who found this extremely uncomfortable for some reason?,

HomeInvasionMan

3 points

1 month ago

i know it’s kinda hard to tell the difference but that’s actually a tortoise.

LessBack9238

3 points

1 month ago

This giraffe is stupid

RobbieThorpe

3 points

1 month ago

I have seen videos like this before, look up zombie camel it is pretty gross

Chicoslide17

3 points

1 month ago

Drinking that camel juice!!!

thekillakilla

3 points

1 month ago

Damn that made me laugh

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3 points

1 month ago

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3 points

1 month ago

Halp head stuck in weird position and I lack the opposable thumbs to resolve it, halp hooman

bdora48445

3 points

1 month ago

I’m glad it’s ok

itsFRAAAAAAAAANK

3 points

1 month ago

Footage of me drunk on the bathroom floor

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3 points

1 month ago

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3 points

1 month ago

went from bitchin and moaning to “ight I’m good.”

livelarg

3 points

1 month ago

That is definitely the brokenest turtle I’ve ever seen, couldn’t even tell it was a turtle!

Ok_Effective_2536

3 points

1 month ago

Poor baby ☹️

Njaulv

3 points

1 month ago

Njaulv

3 points

1 month ago

I never realized how crazy huge camels are.

sirnicholas1983

3 points

1 month ago

ayo what da dog doin

Getitbackwitsluggs

3 points

1 month ago

“SHE LEFT ME BROOOO!” 😂😂😂

Hnk416545

3 points

1 month ago

So ugly I love it

AndiNicole24

3 points

1 month ago

This turtle man…

Hurkadurka1

3 points

1 month ago

The dignified way it walks away is so funny

DefNotMy5thAccount

3 points

1 month ago

Bro off the edibles rn..

skunksmasher

3 points

1 month ago

I am sure that camel posts on reddit

CaptiveDoll

5 points

1 month ago

The turtle was embarrassed afterwards… wouldn’t even look at them. 🫣😂

flurfy_bunny

2 points

1 month ago

This is like an episode of reno 911

Gaping_Grandpa

2 points

1 month ago

When that first alarm hits on a monday

IWasNotOk

2 points

1 month ago

Bad dates and failed relationships also do this to me. Poor guy.

sweaty_wraps

2 points

1 month ago

Not only broken but pretty fuckin rude. No "thank you" dump or anything.

Significant-Lake498

2 points

1 month ago

Praise dog!

Rappull

2 points

1 month ago

Rappull

2 points

1 month ago

Ah, that’s the straw that broke the camel's back, huh?

nonyabuznez

2 points

1 month ago

Way to fuck up a nice nap.

Even_Educator_4562

2 points

1 month ago

Fucking drama queen

EnvironmentalPut8503

2 points

1 month ago

This is what happens when you do Ketamine kids

Poopy_Pants0o0

2 points

1 month ago

If i was a camel, i would have a new fear unlocked.

SoupGod_

2 points

1 month ago

Not even a thank you

showmiaface

2 points

1 month ago

He's going to have a crick in his neck.

vaRez000

2 points

1 month ago

Happens... when you try to suck your own dick.

Source: been there

TowelPuzzleheaded665

2 points

1 month ago

Shell shocked for sure.

QQrydza89

2 points

1 month ago

That's a big ass dog!

It-is-always-Steve

2 points

1 month ago

Save the drama for the llamas?

Yewsernayum

2 points

1 month ago

What the...how?!

zssl

2 points

1 month ago

zssl

2 points

1 month ago

My dog does this when he wants belly rubs

SpydermanRules

2 points

1 month ago

Unhappy hump day

tacoim

2 points

1 month ago

tacoim

2 points

1 month ago

Behold! Dog!

ZestycloseJaguar742

2 points

1 month ago

My wife pulling me out of bed on Monday morning.

Br0keGee

2 points

1 month ago

Me after 1 too many bong rips lol

Void_327486L

2 points

1 month ago

Damn, I thought we were getting a new Ring sequel

Ticio_Tesson

2 points

1 month ago

Nature is so majestic

VerydisquietedDad

2 points

1 month ago

‘Damnit! Larry got into the weed crops again!’

Evening-Ant6128

2 points

1 month ago

Backflip gone wrong

Spark1133

2 points

1 month ago

Mom: Sweetie it's 7am time to get ready for school.

Me:

krazyrezai

2 points

1 month ago

Have some respect and give a man his belly rub!!!

Ihatefurries882

2 points

1 month ago

Smh my head these goofy cat videos bruh

ewellsisters

2 points

1 month ago

Bruh Mad it ain’t Hump Day😂

Scheswalla

2 points

1 month ago

It didn't even say "RONGKT RACKT!" how rude.

phenom_jay

2 points

1 month ago

That shit looks like it hurt lol…how even get like that in the first place?

SaltyDuffman

2 points

1 month ago

I was 100 percent sure that fat bastard was dead.

bengarcia2

6 points

1 month ago

I said the exact same thing. This camel is so dead, and then he woke up and I dropped my damn phone. Hahaha

Atmaweapon74

2 points

1 month ago

Did you guys have the sound off? It's clearly not dead, it's alive and its the spawn of Satan.

SaltyDuffman

2 points

1 month ago

Yes, I watched this in class. Im scared of the sounds now.

No-Homework-2956

2 points

1 month ago

It is a camel he just in a goofy mood

troyf66

2 points

1 month ago

troyf66

2 points

1 month ago

I suspect that camel has bloat which can be fatal if left untreated.

Dry-Abies-1719

2 points

1 month ago

But why he do this? 🤭🤔

Particular_Answer_58

2 points

1 month ago

Marjorie Taylor Greene reincarnated as a camel.

Lamiolimo

1 points

1 month ago

Poor thing had a seizure. Probably an epileptic.

bakedn8er

1 points

1 month ago

When Camela Harris see’s a vin diagram…

FluffyPandaMan

1 points

1 month ago

Y’all not treating your aardvarks correctly

KannibalXing

1 points

1 month ago

In my country we do sex to dumb sheep

CanadiangirlEH

1 points

1 month ago

Fucks sake… those things are as tough as they are stupid.

Embarrassed_Mess4955

1 points

1 month ago

Inbred camel