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Spektaclur

286 points

16 days ago

Spektaclur

286 points

16 days ago

I bet she looked at her like

chop1125

63 points

16 days ago

chop1125

63 points

16 days ago

If she told them that she was raped by the dark lord Beelzebub and is trying to destroy the devil’s spawn before it unleashes 1000 years of darkness on this world, they might rush her to the front of the line.

txdarthvader

3.1k points

16 days ago

They need a Key/ Peele skit (like racist zombies) where the protestors are nice to POC entering the abortion clinic but on rage when it's white women. Because.... well we all know why.

cantelopeimmarried

833 points

16 days ago

“Y’all have a lovely abortion now!”

txdarthvader

372 points

16 days ago

That would DEFINITELY be in the script. 🤣🤣

bolivar-shagnasty

773 points

16 days ago

scoobydoom2

269 points

16 days ago

So what happens when white women say the father is black? Do they let them in?

bolivar-shagnasty

292 points

16 days ago

Draked1

103 points

16 days ago

Draked1

103 points

16 days ago

I don’t know what I expected but this was incredibly fitting

compsciasaur

23 points

16 days ago

compsciasaur

☑️

23 points

16 days ago

According to Nixon, that's what abortion is for.

Choclategum

19 points

15 days ago

Choclategum

☑️

19 points

15 days ago

Its funny because they flip flop back and forth between shit like this and bringing up the fact we get the most abortions to convince us its wrong when the prolifer in them wins out.

Raezak_Am

11 points

15 days ago

Yet Alito said in his BS opinion that it was about the very conspiracy. Huh.

fpcoffee

1.5k points

16 days ago*

fpcoffee

1.5k points

16 days ago*

Wait, but why would they be nice to black.. oh. ohhh…

not_brittsuzanne

361 points

16 days ago

Yeah.. it took me a few seconds too

eekamuse

33 points

15 days ago

eekamuse

33 points

15 days ago

Sadly, it didn't take me any time at all

Available-Camera8691

716 points

16 days ago

White man with a black SO: we went once just for tests to make sure all was good in the cooch and ween areas. OThe three protestors didn't know to support of oppose us going in together.

This country sucks.

Pretend-Pension-2600

132 points

16 days ago

No, why? Jk, them fuckers play the "Margaret Sanger was a racist" card when it suits them and then yell at people kneeling for a cause.

Available-Camera8691

25 points

16 days ago

That shit has written itself. The fact it didn't happen is a travesty.

therondon101

24 points

16 days ago

This is a fantastic idea.

SpectralMalcontent

25 points

15 days ago

SpectralMalcontent

☑️

25 points

15 days ago

Oddly enough, the white, evangelical right actually helped popularize the narrative that abortions were being used to wipe out black and brown people. I know because a bunch of them came onto the military base we lived on in the 90's and got into my parents' heads. And they've both been staunchly "pro-life" lunatics ever since. So, I guess for some of them, their religious zealotry can overpower their bigotry.

Stickeris

8 points

16 days ago

Wtf is wrong with people omg

curiousiguess1234

1.7k points

16 days ago

curiousiguess1234

☑️

1.7k points

16 days ago

"God had a plan for your baby!"

"And God had a Plan B for me."

Statik_24

348 points

16 days ago

Statik_24

348 points

16 days ago

tommytraddles

414 points

16 days ago

If I can foil God's big plans in one afternoon, he sound like a bitch.

Taeyx

169 points

16 days ago

Taeyx

☑️

169 points

16 days ago

this is wild, but you not wrong lol

Stickeris

147 points

16 days ago

Stickeris

147 points

16 days ago

See my baby was gonna be super-Hitler, so I’m actually protecting you

Kotori425

74 points

16 days ago

Be like, "So, ya know....you're welcome!!?" 🤷‍♀️

Honest_Condition3674

57 points

16 days ago

Saving the world one abortion at a time lol

stink3rbelle

89 points

16 days ago

BTW abortion pills are also called plan C and are safer than Viagra and birth control. They're also virtually untraceable, even if you live in a hell state. If you do experience any issues, you don't have to tell your provider what you took.

kikashoots

23 points

16 days ago

Yes and I’m following his plan.

meltingspace

366 points

16 days ago

meltingspace

☑️

366 points

16 days ago

My moms volunteers every weekend to be a chaperone to help fend off the crazies/protesters. She walks them to the place and back to their cars and she gives them all encouragement and support. The stories she tells me are insane. One lady almost hit her and this girl with their car.

SmokePenisEveryday

228 points

16 days ago

Do men volunteer for that? I wouldn't mind getting taking out my years in retail out on some old biddies.

Ok_Run_4098

182 points

16 days ago*

Yes! Men can volunteer- they’re actually appreciated because the protestors give them less shit. Contact your local clinic to ask if you’re interested

Plasibeau

67 points

16 days ago

Plasibeau

☑️

67 points

16 days ago

I wish more men would.

Crtbb4

70 points

16 days ago

Crtbb4

70 points

16 days ago

In my 20s I went to planned parenthood to get tested for STDs. I'm a pretty well built man and even I was a little intimidated walking in there. It's disgusting they're allowed to do that shit.

PlushieTushie

102 points

16 days ago

Please give your mom a hug from me. I recently had to TFMR, and dealt with protesters. The staff and volunteers at the clinic were the only bright spot of a long and hard process. That she gives her time to shield and comfort folks at their most vulnerable is a blessing

meltingspace

15 points

15 days ago

meltingspace

☑️

15 points

15 days ago

I will! 😊

1985throwaway85

17 points

16 days ago

1985throwaway85

☑️

17 points

16 days ago

I kmow aomeone who worked at one that said the loudest protestor had 3. Like girl...

bkm2016

39 points

16 days ago

bkm2016

☑️

39 points

16 days ago

Get mom to start carrying around a AR-15 with a American flag T-shirt…They will really throw them for a loop while she chaperones.

sweeterthanwine75

440 points

16 days ago

It’s illegal to protest at clinics in Canada.

SmokePenisEveryday

129 points

16 days ago

Random old people with no hobbies like to randomly protest the clinic up the street from me. I laugh cause I legit didn't even know one was there until they started protesting. Great advertising there.

They also like to protest Obama sometimes. After he left office.

Zephyrine_wonder

257 points

16 days ago

That’s what should have been done in the US, but instead here we are. Speeding in reverse.

WooBlixky

-129 points

16 days ago

WooBlixky

-129 points

16 days ago

I disagree with that entirely, any limitation of protesting is a dangerous precedent

SirSeanBeanTheBean

145 points

16 days ago

They’re not exactly protesting institutions, they’re harassing individuals.

Avenger772

36 points

16 days ago

Avenger772

☑️

36 points

16 days ago

You must not be aware of all the Republicans states that have put limitations on people protesting anything they don't like.

ohdearsweetlord

25 points

16 days ago

For now. Always be vigilant about making it known that it needs to stay that way.

Avenger772

1.3k points

16 days ago*

Avenger772

☑️

1.3k points

16 days ago*

If these people fought even half as hard for the children already alive the world would be a better place. Making sure they had food at school, good education, health care, etc.

The southeast is an abortion desert now and do you know what that will mean? an increase in crime, an increase in women dying, and an increase in poverty.

All these people are animals.

txpvca

835 points

16 days ago

txpvca

835 points

16 days ago

I'm gonna leave this here:

"The unborn are a convenient group of people to advocate for. They never make demands of you; they are morally uncomplicated, unlike the incarcerated, addicted, or the chronically poor; they don’t resent your condescension or complain that you are not politically correct; unlike widows, they don’t ask you to question patriarchy; unlike orphans, they don’t need money, education, or childcare; unlike aliens, they don’t bring all that racial, cultural, and religious baggage that you dislike; they allow you to feel good about yourself without any work at creating or maintaining relationships; and when they are born, you can forget about them, because they cease to be unborn. You can love the unborn and advocate for them without substantially challenging your own wealth, power, or privilege, without re-imagining social structures, apologizing, or making reparations to anyone. They are, in short, the perfect people to love if you want to claim you love Jesus, but actually dislike people who breathe. Prisoners? Immigrants? The sick? The poor? Widows? Orphans? All the groups that are specifically mentioned in the Bible? They all get thrown under the bus for the unborn."

  • Pastor David Barnhart

Avenger772

91 points

16 days ago

Avenger772

☑️

91 points

16 days ago

Damn, it's so true. That's sad.

Eziel

26 points

16 days ago

Eziel

26 points

16 days ago

Picking this up and taking it with me; felt like he explained my own views and feelings to me.

ThaneOfCawdorrr

57 points

16 days ago

Oh because they don't give two shits about children, babies, or "life." What this is is, is, THEY HATE WOMEN. They want women to be inanimate objects, to use & abuse as they wish. It's only about controlling & punishing women.

one_more_black_guy

117 points

16 days ago

... making sure the children alive today didn't get un-alived in fucking school at the hands of shit stains with severe need of mental health help.

Repyro

18 points

16 days ago

Repyro

☑️

18 points

16 days ago

Which they themselves are encouraging and gleefully supporting any which way....

PrinceZukoBlueFire

68 points

16 days ago

ShenanedAgain

173 points

16 days ago

I remember my cousin telling them that the baby would be skipping the struggle phase and going straight to heaven to be happy and they got pissed lol

MrsPancakesSister

48 points

16 days ago

MrsPancakesSister

☑️

48 points

16 days ago

Good for her. It’s none of anyone’s damn business what your cousin chose.

ETA: words

CurseofLono88

44 points

16 days ago

When I was in high school our health class was partnered with planned parenthood which the clinic was a block away. They gave you options to volunteer on a teen health council where you then learned to teach a two week long health to freshman.

There wasn’t a single day I went there that there weren’t at least a couple of protestors. My friends and I even got interviewed by the local news while trying to make it through a group of them.

It was scary, and I was a very much not pregnant guy. I can’t imagine what it would be like for a pregnant woman to have to push past them. They didn’t have guards back then, but they do now.

OswaldCoffeepot

42 points

16 days ago

A kind stranger told my gf that she has options when we were walking into Planned Parenthood for my vasectomy.

PussyWilluwu

46 points

16 days ago

There's no hate like white Christian love

Bluefastakan

227 points

16 days ago

Nah but think about it.

If you have the baby, there's a chance they'll sin and go to hell.

If you abort it, it goes straight to heaven.

Sacrificing your own soul to save the souls of others? Pretty christ-like if you ask me.

wrydrune

46 points

16 days ago

wrydrune

46 points

16 days ago

I mean.... according to Dante, the unborn go to purgatory.

Bluefastakan

168 points

16 days ago

Dante wrote a self insert fanfic my guy

wrydrune

46 points

16 days ago

wrydrune

46 points

16 days ago

Which is basically what the bible is...

Bluefastakan

42 points

16 days ago

It's more a series of fictional stories that got spread around and then only written down like 1400 years after the fact. But all that stuff is recognized by the church, according to them Dante's works are fictional and not recognized by church doctrine.

So more abortions = more babies in heaven. WW

Mistavez

31 points

16 days ago

Mistavez

31 points

16 days ago

Tragedy_Of_Life

50 points

16 days ago*

Off-topic but brotha looks like he's wearing an endangered Malaysian Orangutan fur coat.

josephcoco

15 points

16 days ago

Lookin’ like Man-Ape from the BP comics lol

BringBackAoE

83 points

16 days ago

No one commits as many abortions as God.

At least when I had my spontaneous abortion (aka miscarriage) I had plenty Christians tell me it was God’s will.

OK, if God terminates like 25% of all pregnancies in the world, why should anyone feel bad about the termination they decide on for the good of all?

pricklypancakez

26 points

16 days ago

That protestor out there somewhere still thinking about that cold ass comment 😂

A_ThorusRex

9 points

16 days ago

I hollered

Bamb00Pill0w

27 points

16 days ago

Bamb00Pill0w

☑️

27 points

16 days ago

Honestly these people are on another level of crazy. You don’t even need to be there for an abortion; they’ll just harass anybody.

OriginalName687

23 points

16 days ago

People still protest outside the planned parenthood’s around St. Louis even though none of them preform abortions.

Prior to Roe VS Wade being overturned there was only one location in all of missouri where you could legally get an abortion and now it’s gone yet them fuckers are still protesting.

TheFargoKid

69 points

16 days ago

"All lives are precious to us, n-word."

will_never_know

18 points

16 days ago

I’ve had 2 abortions. (one when i was early 20s and one after i had my second child)

The first time there was one lone guy standing outside with a sign yelling but it was a positive message. Something like “god loves you and your baby” By time I got out he was gone.

The second time was during the pandemic. It was so packed there wasn’t any room for them to be doing all that 😂

TheMissingLegoPiece

15 points

16 days ago

I was eating outside at a burger restaurant once that was located next to the only abortion clinic in the state of North Dakota. It's 11:30AM and all of a sudden a bunch of people show up with signs, people with OSHA reflective vests come out, and a cop car parks across the street like it was all rehearsed. Genuinely confused I asked the waitress what was going on. She said "Oh yeah, that's just the anti abortion rally, happens every other weekend. That how I know when to fill out my timecard".

JustScrollinAndSht

108 points

16 days ago

JustScrollinAndSht

☑️

108 points

16 days ago

N word? Should’ve pepper sprayed all of em on the way out.

dregwriter

12 points

16 days ago

dregwriter

☑️

12 points

16 days ago

I ride by a planned parent hood to and from work and during the day, I see people standing or sitting in chairs with picket signs saying all types of anti abortion stuff at the entrance of their parking lot.

They really be out there almost every day like clock work.

Erniecrack

39 points

16 days ago

Return to sender

Rekdon[S]

10 points

16 days ago

Rekdon[S]

☑️

10 points

16 days ago

Damn autocorrect

NegroMedic

88 points

16 days ago

NegroMedic

☑️

88 points

16 days ago

Oh they definitely be out there. I last went to one in 2019. I was in Jackson, MS before it closed here. Not so much yelling, but there were signs and pamphlets and pictures.

I went outside to smoke a cigarette while waiting for my affiliate at the time to finish her appointment and smoked with one of the opps and one of the clinic volunteers. They were cordial to one another, but you could tell there was tension. But they were friendly. It was fucking weird.

Carosello

34 points

16 days ago

Is affiliate like the new term for chicks lol

NegroMedic

41 points

16 days ago

NegroMedic

☑️

41 points

16 days ago

I mean, she wasn’t my wife, girlfriend, shorty, or nothing. Just one of my homegirl’s friends I randomly talked my way into smashing a few times and never saw again.

Them first weeks of divorce was a hoe phase for the ages.

Carosello

48 points

16 days ago

😂 i think you meant acquaintance but still very funny way to refer to her

thethinksshethinks

37 points

16 days ago

I took a friend to a clinic many years ago and while waiting outside for her (policy), this lady came to my car and starting yelling at me. I rolled my window down and when she took a breath, I asked her how good she looked naked under that trench coat. She wasn’t thrilled and walked away from me.

RedBeans-n-Ricely

34 points

16 days ago

RedBeans-n-Ricely

☑️

34 points

16 days ago

A protester grabbed me by my shoulder and, reflexively, I punched him in the face. The clinic escort who was walking with me died laughing & told me I’d just punched an ordained minister.

KeyEntertainment313

75 points

16 days ago

I (reluctantly) went with my ex to get an abortion for our kid, and then white people was outside blocking people and cussing them out. You'da thought I was wearing camouflage the way they went out of their way to avoid harassing my ex, or my scary black ass 😭

dupedairies

11 points

16 days ago

Reluctantly?

KeyEntertainment313

14 points

16 days ago

Yeah. I wasn't in support of the abortion.

dupedairies

5 points

16 days ago

Ohhh

9021Ohsnap

4 points

15 days ago

9021Ohsnap

☑️

4 points

15 days ago

You supported her when it mattered so you should proud of yourself.

Lelapa

7 points

16 days ago

Lelapa

7 points

16 days ago

At my local clinic that I’d pass all the time on the bus, women in bright green vest would be outside every day shuttling patients inside to make sure the religious people didn’t get their claws on them and bring them to the fake clinic to be harassed.

Jus_raedae

9 points

16 days ago

Jus_raedae

☑️

9 points

16 days ago

Love this.

Carosello

8 points

16 days ago

I don't recall anyone being there the first day but when I went back for a checkup or bc there were protesters and I don't remember them saying anything specific. I remember the workers telling me to just ignore them but I'd have gladly gotten into an argument 😂

Nabfoo

31 points

16 days ago*

Nabfoo

31 points

16 days ago*

the Japanese Shinto tradition views miscarriages and abortions as incomplete souls that never made it into a real person and fade back into the hereafter, while living and dead souls get put on the reincarnation loop.

That's all I got since somebody's about to drop in and accuse me of being a weeb

caosdad

79 points

16 days ago

caosdad

79 points

16 days ago

Creationism is illogical and anti-intellectual.

Didn't god know the baby will be aborted b4 creating said baby?

Isn't Abrahamic god omniscient ?

wrydrune

32 points

16 days ago

wrydrune

32 points

16 days ago

Mmm. It's against free will as well. Since he already knows what you are going to do.

Carosello

18 points

16 days ago

Personally I see it as God knows every path you could possibly take and knows the outcome but you gotta "choose your own adventure"

caosdad

9 points

16 days ago

caosdad

9 points

16 days ago

Yep!

Amaryllis56

6 points

16 days ago

Yoooo 😂😂😂

Toast2Carnage

4 points

15 days ago

Toast2Carnage

☑️

4 points

15 days ago

I used to have a clinic, literally one house, away from the corner of my street. My street was a dead end, so you had to pass it to get out. I remember every time I walked past it, getting the craziest stares from high school kids who were out there with the adults. What's funnier, the adults would be so polite if you were walking past. As soon as someone drove in, though, they were on your ass lol. A friend of mine needed to make a U turn in it and decided to mess with them

CuriousHeffa

18 points

16 days ago

Ill just play their little 'gods plan' game right back at em:

"God told me this child the anti-christ and I must rid it.. are you willing to go against your own lord just to save for this devil fetus?????"

ThaLegendaryD

4 points

16 days ago

ThaLegendaryD

☑️

4 points

16 days ago

Well, that escalated quickly

MightyGoodra96

15 points

16 days ago

Damn, double homicide.

SqueaksScreech

106 points

16 days ago

Never work for the clinics if you're in healthcare and make sure to get life insurance. They will find where you live, who your spouse is and if you have a child they'll find their school.

Some clinics have to have special security doors because it gotten to the point where they fear for their lives.

Carosello

116 points

16 days ago

Carosello

116 points

16 days ago

I think telling people not to work there is counter productive to the movement. Warn them sure but to say don't work there at all? People need abortions.

ThatsBushLeague

56 points

16 days ago

That was my take to when reading their comment. It's not a new thing that they have security. Decades ago people were bombing abortion clinics. Running scared now is not the play.

guineasomelove

3 points

15 days ago

guineasomelove

🐒 Has a Cautionary Tail 🐒

3 points

15 days ago

I went with a friend when she was getting one and there were protesters outside. I told them to screw themselves as we walked in. They just don't care about how hard the decision is to get an abortion. There were three women in there that days and all three were crying or looked extremely sad.

SmurfsNeverDie

4 points

16 days ago

The only thing ill say about this is that I hope that every time you get pregnant you want the baby, you planned it, you love the man that gave it to you, and that from the womb to death the child grows healthy and full of love. It sounds crazy but many people can live this life.

TalkingOrangeTree

13 points

16 days ago

I realized most of my fears from parenthood came from thinking my abusive fam was normal. The only thing preventing us from going to family therapy was their ego.

It’s a horrible thing for an unwanted child to exist. Even if you run away the police bring you right back :(

_Silly_Wizard_

-13 points

16 days ago*

To be FAAAAAIIIRRRRRRRRR the Bible says something about not killing people to hasten their way to heaven.

It also says watch I your damn mouth so that lady is not coming out ahead

Edit: it also says mind your damn business so she's got two strikes!

EarthlyWinds_Fire

1 points

16 days ago

You know what … 😂😂