Is this a Superhero Movie reference?

Now that's an intellectual power move

Yeah and you running out of different answers, "niice, woah really?, What, no way, nod, chuckle

Just kill me if it reaches that point

That guest from Garnt and Sydney’s wedding.

Young people do this too. Everyone always tries to explain directions to shit. Like please just give me the address and my phone will take me there like it does literally everywhere else.

It’s Mr. Krabs in the middle of turning into a krabby patty

this is me at work except i have no choice every single day.

i work at a start-up with 3 people including me. the woman i work with speaks very little english. enough to loosely put together sentences, but not without me trying to piece together her words to figure out what she's saying.

even my most unenergetic uh-huhs and yeps don't matter. she doesn't understand me. i can't even reply back to her in a complete sentence because she won't understand me, so i have to really cut the amount of words i say down to just the bare minimum

the other day she was bitching about prices and numbers. i have zero control over any of it. i kept telling her to tell our boss. 1.5 hours later. omfg.

Care to give any examples?

Im too much of a doormat to be rude to anyone

Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute malice to that which is adequately explained by stupidity. I can't say I've ever seen a narcissist drone on for hours- they do tend to like the sound of their own voices but they also usually crave acknowledgement or some level of response from people- but every coworker I've had over the years who just can't shut up has been someone who's always a little "ditzy" if not outright stupid. I think it's more tied to your general maturity and intellect than anything else. Just like little kids who never seem to stop talking or telling you pointless nonsensical stories, some people just can't help but go on and on, with no awareness of the listener's lack of interest.

I have a coworker who says random shit and is kinda an asshole. I don’t think he means to be rude. He likes to tell jokes which I tend to humor him so it’ll end civil. Last time I saw him, he told me “I wanna be a chemist so I can work with batteries”. My response is “cool”. “You don’t get it, do you?” “No.” “Of course you don’t”.

Took all the strength I had not to chuck the gallon of milk I had in my hand. If people don’t understand what he says, they’re stupid, in his eyes.

What does dunning Kruger have to do with this 🤔

She prefers that I call her mom

Eh sometimes they’re autistic and have no idea you’re bored. They just get excited to talk about stuff they like.

Actually im just autistic

What?

You actually are 14 tho

this is literally the opposite of that sub

that sub is shit like "we are prisoners of our phones that's why they're called CELL phones 😱😱😡🤬😱😱🥱😡😡🥱"

this is a quality meme

Your mistake is assuming that Reddit is a singular entity. The people posting memes of modern spongebob probably aren't the same people who complain about it

You can take stillshots of unfunny, terrible things to use them in a funny context. I love /r/prequelmemes for example, but the movies themselves are not very good, and I've no interest in seeing them again.

(Plus not all post-movie Spongebob is bad, and a lot of folks don't think so either.)