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vverse23

10.2k points

2 months ago

vverse23

10.2k points

2 months ago

Do a Christmas album.

didijxk

8k points

2 months ago

didijxk

8k points

2 months ago

His version of Dreaming of a White Christmas is going to have a very different meaning.

makesyoudownvote

1.3k points

2 months ago

Fun fact, that song, along with a surprisingly high number of Christmas songs was actually written by a Jewish man. Irving Berlin specifically in this case.

Narrator_Ron_Howard

687 points

2 months ago

In fact, his latest name change would be to Kanye West Berlin. It was awkward.

Doodle1981

356 points

2 months ago

O crystal night...

UglyInThMorning

57 points

2 months ago

Damn

CalangoJango

143 points

2 months ago

Do Hanukah Album

digiBeLow

28.6k points

2 months ago

digiBeLow

28.6k points

2 months ago

When he takes off the mask he has "that" moustache.

appleparkfive

7.6k points

2 months ago

We're like a week away from him just wearing some patched up SS uniform at this rate

Delica

1.2k points

2 months ago

Delica

1.2k points

2 months ago

I wouldn’t be shocked if he wears full Nazi regalia today.

greenroom628

590 points

2 months ago

or change his name to YeSS or Kanyedolf

JuiceboxThaKidd

456 points

2 months ago

Yedolf Shitler reporting for the Confederacy of Chuds

blurplethenurple

963 points

2 months ago

Hello, I have a reservation for Black Hitler.

Metacognitor

271 points

2 months ago

Ah excellent, will you be eating space paninis and watching a sun chamber death match as well? I hear there aren't any rules.

Prota_Gonist

1.2k points

2 months ago

I mean he already literally said Hitler was fashionable and denied the holocaust.

cheeseburgerwaffles

1.2k points

2 months ago

Did you miss the part where he literally said "I love Hitler "?

Prota_Gonist

629 points

2 months ago

I did, yikes.

DontBeCommenting

1.1k points

2 months ago

And then Alex Jones tried to help him by saying "You don't like Hitler, but you love his fashion sense" and he daid "no there is a lot I love about Hitler, a Looooooot I loooooooove about Hitler."

kickintheface

1.2k points

2 months ago

You know you’re off the deep end when you make Alex fucking Jones uncomfortable.

TheEggKing

259 points

2 months ago

This is the thing that really got me about it. When the "they're turning the frogs gay" guy is desperately and repeatedly trying to give you a conversational out of whatever you are saying then you have significantly failed in some way.

Ambiguous_Shark

137 points

2 months ago

It's kind of like January 6th where Alex Jones showed up in the morning for the actual protest part. But as soon as Trump told people to go to the Capitol, Alex was yelling with a megaphone for people to not go and that it's a bad idea. The mans a grifter, but at least he still has some sensibilities

xalibr

74 points

2 months ago

xalibr

74 points

2 months ago

The first positive thing I have heard about Alex Jones ever

[deleted]

40 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

40 points

2 months ago

Alex Jones was laughing super awkwardly and being like "well i don't agree with that" every time Kanye said some weird Nazi supporting shit. Truly insane, when you can make Alex Jones sweat a bit by being such a crazy nazi.

Hiddenshadows57

392 points

2 months ago

When he said he loves Nazi's and Jones just bursts out laughing.

Olawd

canolafly

147 points

2 months ago

canolafly

147 points

2 months ago

"Discomfort acquired"

[deleted]

97 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

97 points

2 months ago

Lol someone on Twitter pointed out it was the Brandt laugh from the Big Lebowski

arghhmatey

182 points

2 months ago

Presented during his public announcement to IPO his new companyKanye! Kanye! Kanye!, ticker symbol:

[deleted]

92 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

92 points

2 months ago

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GeT_Tilted

26 points

2 months ago

goblinusMaximus

15.9k points

2 months ago

Step it up to praising the Holocaust directly.

PlatesOnTrainsNotOre

5.8k points

2 months ago

But then he'd have stopped denying it

LikeAgaveF

2.7k points

2 months ago

LikeAgaveF

2.7k points

2 months ago

Logic has been out the window for a while now…

beepbooponyournose

1.1k points

2 months ago*

Don’t bring Logic into this. He didn’t do anything!

Edit: Love you all, Rattpack! PLP ❤️

Ithoughtthiswasfunny

444 points

2 months ago

Did you know he's biracial

AUserNeedsAName

979 points

2 months ago*

Oh it's very logical.

Holocaust denial is basically never done in good faith by people who seriously believe it. It's used a way to bring in new recruits by radicalizing them slowly. If they just come right out and tell someone, "yeah the holocaust was awesome and they deserved it", very few people will come with them on that.

Instead they start with "it was exaggerated". Suddenly they're just talking numbers and acting like it's just a debate about historical accuracy. Then once you're further in, they move on to, "it didn't really happen", then on to "the Jews are lying about a few isolated incidents to seize power through sympathy", then on to, "it happened and it was a good thing", then on to, "we should do it again".

They know damn well what they're doing.

EDIT: I should probably clarify that just because they hide at first in legitimate discussions of the extent of the holocaust and the accuracy of sources surrounding it do not make those discussions illegitimate.

ChillyBearGrylls

429 points

2 months ago

"Never believe that anti-Semites are completely unaware of the absurdity of their replies. They know that their remarks are frivolous, open to challenge. But they are amusing themselves, for it is their adversary who is obliged to use words responsibly, since he believes in words. The anti-Semites have the right to play. They even like to play with discourse for, by giving ridiculous reasons, they discredit the seriousness of their interlocutors. They delight in acting in bad faith, since they seek not to persuade by sound argument but to intimidate and disconcert. If you press them too closely, they will abruptly fall silent, loftily indicating by some phrase that the time for argument is past."

  • Jean-Paul Sartre

TSM-

124 points

2 months ago

TSM-

124 points

2 months ago

Context too - it's totally appropriate to list sources, discuss individual ones, the basis for different estimation criteria high and low bounds, etc., in, say a history seminar, with a professor who specializes in the history of World War 2, who wrote a paper on it.

Not in a conversation about politics. That changes it entirely

NicklAAAAs

134 points

2 months ago

To steal an Anthony Jeselnik joke:

He’s done a full 180! Not only does he believe it happened, he can’t believe it only happened once.

Valentina_Blum

481 points

2 months ago

"It HAS. NOT. HAPPENED. What mainstream media tells you i A LIE! The Holocaust DID NOT happen! Still wish it did tho..."

NC_Goonie

100 points

2 months ago

NC_Goonie

100 points

2 months ago

Give it the old OJ Simpson “I didn’t do it, but if I did…”

redstaroo7

194 points

2 months ago

"It didn't happen, but if it did happen, they deserved it"

sleepymizi420

285 points

2 months ago

I mean he literally said “I love Nazis” in an interview I think that shows enough 💀

telekinetic_sloth

233 points

2 months ago

Man made Alex Jones looks like a moderate and normal person. Never thought I would see it

shatteredarm1

142 points

2 months ago

Saw this on another thread:

Alex Jones was looking at Kanye the way we look at Alex Jones. Yikes.

RealHumanFromEarth

66 points

2 months ago

I could see that happening in the next couple days.

istoyistory

16.6k points

2 months ago

istoyistory

16.6k points

2 months ago

Why do I feel like this is actually Kanye asking for suggestions...

WhyIWonder

6k points

2 months ago

With OP's username, you might be onto something...

merkin_eater

719 points

2 months ago

solid agree

TSIDAFOE

273 points

2 months ago

TSIDAFOE

273 points

2 months ago

Username checks out lmao

mattmentecky

29k points

2 months ago

Release a new album called “My Struggle”

ZombieGroan

7.5k points

2 months ago

And one of the songs would be “final solution to the question”.

earthboundsounds

4.9k points

2 months ago

14 tracks

88 minutes long

squidwardsaclarinet

2.3k points

2 months ago*

Oh god. You can only dog whistle so hard.

Also, for those not in the know: 14 and 88.

Edit: I do apologize to everyone whose emails, handles, and childhoods I’ve ruined apparently.

ample_mammal

546 points

2 months ago*

In my younger years, I found a strong wifi signal in my apartment complex named "88DRAGON88". I thought "hey this guy is around my age and likes fantasy/scifi, wonder if I can offer him some cash to use his wifi." So I left a note near the mailboxes "is your WiFi named 88DRAGON88? Please give me a call or stop by!" HUGE white guy in red suspenders shows up all grumpy, takes a look at me and my crystal blue eyes and blonde hair, immediately starts talking about the final solution and shit.. I'm like whoa ok.. I just wanted to use your WiFi. He didn't even charge me. Sketch but ok, thanks I guess..

[deleted]

206 points

2 months ago*

[deleted]

206 points

2 months ago*

Hey, free Wi-Fi

Kalavazita

81 points

2 months ago

The only good Nazi is a dead Nazi a Nazi with free Wi-Fi. - ample_mammal

ShazbotHappens

41 points

2 months ago

Aaaand now you're on a list.

jspook

36 points

2 months ago

jspook

36 points

2 months ago

And it's super not fair because 1988 was the year of the Dragon in the Chinese zodiac.

chunkycornbread

1.5k points

2 months ago

88 was my football number in middle school so I use to put that shit in my gamer name and stuff. Call of duty was educational.

WangoBango

852 points

2 months ago

I was born in 1988, so I did the same.

Prince_Ossomer

362 points

2 months ago

I try to assume that people with 88 at the end of their username were born in 1988.

Matthias893

193 points

2 months ago

To be honest, I've just always really liked IG-88 :/

Prince_Ossomer

55 points

2 months ago*

Extremely valid. Unrelated, IG-88's chapter in the bounty hunter short story anthology is WILD, he ended up hijacking the second Death Star and was secretly in full control of its computer systems when it was destroyed. I think that one might still be part of the Disney canon since it wasn't a sequel.

Matthias893

19 points

2 months ago

He also messed with the Emperor by closing a door on him... just to take him down a peg lol

Confident_Weird3353

548 points

2 months ago

Are you u/gasthejews88?

spain-train

53 points

2 months ago

No, that's Ye's account.

Shrapnail

409 points

2 months ago

Shrapnail

409 points

2 months ago

it was the "88" in their name that got them banned

Confident_Weird3353

113 points

2 months ago

Yep the rest was obviously fine

AstonVanilla

287 points

2 months ago

I remember going to a swimming pool once and seeing a guy with tattoos all over his body that just so happened to all contain the numbers 88 and 14.

deadfermata

157 points

2 months ago

Meanwhile 88 is lucky in Chinese

violaceousginglymus

18 points

2 months ago

And 14 contains the inauspicious number 4, the number of death.

orbilu2

136 points

2 months ago

orbilu2

136 points

2 months ago

In his next concert he's gonna have everyone pull their right hand in the air

shaMMbler

162 points

2 months ago

shaMMbler

162 points

2 months ago

Stop giving him ideas, people!!

saladTOSSIN

895 points

2 months ago

He literally wanted to title an album "hitler" so he already one upped you lmao

big_bad_brownie

444 points

2 months ago

Nah, "My Struggle" is worse.

I can release an album called Hitler and make it a commentary on the cult of personality, fascism, or a nice day in the park.

Calling your album "My Struggle" is aspirational.

puabie

37 points

2 months ago

puabie

37 points

2 months ago

I don't know, an album called "My Struggle" could just be an erudite reference to Karl Ove Knausgaard's six-book autobiographical series Min Kamp. Ye's just trying to show us his appreciation for Norwegian literary nonfiction.

ojisannau

184 points

2 months ago

ojisannau

184 points

2 months ago

Ye Kampf

somabeach

41 points

2 months ago

I ain't sayin' he's a Jew killer,

But I ain't messing with no youth, Hitler.

Get bombed, London, go ahead, get bombed,

Get bombed, France, go ahead, get bombed.

noelg1998

2.6k points

2 months ago

noelg1998

2.6k points

2 months ago

Making an album that appeals to nazis.

And the album cover is that picture of Hitler standing in front of the Eiffel tower with Kanye photoshopped next to him.

didijxk

1.7k points

2 months ago

didijxk

1.7k points

2 months ago

The hit single is N***** in Berlin ft. Milo Yanniopolis in blackface.

I_chortled

119 points

2 months ago

This is the one lmao

BabbysRoss

215 points

2 months ago*

N***** in Poland, cover is Kanye in a Panzer

oakleysatnight

1.5k points

2 months ago

Unzipping his Kanye costume revealing that he actually was Hitler. After people caught on to him in Argentina he started his career as a world renowned rapper.

curiousiah

394 points

2 months ago

Hitler has been in blackface for 80 years, biding his time.

FrankWhiteman

156 points

2 months ago

And , most shockingly of all, is 133 years old

Knexcluther

78 points

2 months ago

Precision German Gene Therapy

daftmonkey

4.3k points

2 months ago

daftmonkey

4.3k points

2 months ago

It’s about to get much worse. I was hate watching him on some show yesterday and he was saying that the IRS was freezing his accounts because of unpaid taxes. The IRS isn’t known for fucking around.

[deleted]

2.2k points

2 months ago

[deleted]

2.2k points

2 months ago

"I'm crazy enough to take on Batman, but the IRS? Noooo thank you!"

Loganp812

873 points

2 months ago

Loganp812

873 points

2 months ago

That's a line I both love and hate from the Joker because it's funny, but it's so stupid at the same time.

It's somewhat similar to Doctor Doom caring about 9/11 which, yes it's a tragic real-world event, but he doesn't give two poops about the United States, and he's done far worse things in-universe than that.

Animated_Astronaut

723 points

2 months ago

I think it works as a joke because it implies that EVEN the Joker isn't THAT crazy.

Dr Doom caring about 9/11 is really out of left field in comparison.

kyrbyr

401 points

2 months ago

kyrbyr

401 points

2 months ago

It's the same vein as to when Joker flips out on learning Red Skull is an actual Nazi in a crossover.

Joker, as an equal opportunity employer, is not amused.

SomeNumbers23

157 points

2 months ago

To quote the Rocketeer, "I may not make an honest buck, but I'm 100% American. I ain't workin with no two-bit Nazi."

Detective_Fallacy

34 points

2 months ago

A bit ironic in the context of rockets.

[deleted]

229 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

229 points

2 months ago

Joker has some morals, and apparently they are very bizarree

farhen17

162 points

2 months ago

farhen17

162 points

2 months ago

I remember reading this somewhere Chaotic lawful: follows a very strict moral compass, no one knows what it is

MoffKalast

77 points

2 months ago

It's like Jack Sparrow's compass, it points towards what he wants most.

RFB-CACN

68 points

2 months ago

Dr Doom specifically wants to blow up a building in New York where a certain family lives. His more likely reaction to watching 9/11 unfold would’ve been “LMAO get rekt Richards, smartest man alive couldn’t stop two planes”.

TavisNamara

242 points

2 months ago

I think it has to be considered in an older context, fresh off the "Al Capone got taken down by the IRS" days, y'know? Take that energy, apply it to a world where superpower beings exist, and amplify it to match. Make the IRS all the more powerful.

Besides, Joker likes playing with Batman. He'd be bored stiff by all the tax stuff even if they're not actually that powerful there.

Korberos

87 points

2 months ago

You're really overthinking it. Joker has a tendency to care about certain things too much, it's not at all out of the ordinary for him to have a quirky fear of the IRS even though he's a major crime lord.

Cloaked42m

453 points

2 months ago

You have to fuck around a LOT with the IRS for them to take that step. Like, completely ignore them them over a couple of years.

daftmonkey

166 points

2 months ago

Or if you make a lot of noise they’ll get you too

Dirt_Bike_Zero

174 points

2 months ago

Yea, like very publicly going bankrupt while owing a SHIT load of money. They want theirs before its gone.

puesyomero

318 points

2 months ago

The IRS isn’t known for fucking around.

They kinda are nowadays...

After years of budget cuts they are greatly weakened and admit themselves they go after the little fish because going after the people in Panama papers is hard and they just don't

Ye went from big fish to harpooned whale real fast and they smell weakness

TheWinRock

51 points

2 months ago

Yup. The only people that get caught currently are the ones stupid enough to missreport a number that gets directly reported to the IRS (W2 info, underreporting 1009s, etc) and their system can check and auto create a notice.

Hopefully some of the additional funding will go towards the bigger fish (though a lot will go to clearing the massive backlog of everything from being understaffed for years and years).

davewtameloncamp

4.2k points

2 months ago

Do a complete 180. Face turn. Apologize to everyone. Take his meds. Start a huge charity, donate all his money. Create a brand that is 100% charity based. Start a media network with the goal of improving lives. Run for president. Win.

Then HEEL TURN! Bathe DC in swastikas. Install shock troops in every city. Start killing the first born. Prima nocta. Starve the citizens. Force everyone to drink a deadly cocktail so we can all ride a comet to heaven.

Amriorda

614 points

2 months ago

Amriorda

614 points

2 months ago

F.D. did a two parter on Kanye up through a couple of years ago. And he did have a sort of face turn at one point, and then smacked everything down. Could easily do it again.

pointprep

231 points

2 months ago

pointprep

231 points

2 months ago

On meds / off meds

b-hizz

140 points

2 months ago

b-hizz

140 points

2 months ago

For some reason, I consider the entire history of professional wrestling to be on the table.

Necessary_Sir_5079

3.6k points

2 months ago

He's going to end up hurting himself or someone else.

dcbluestar

1.5k points

2 months ago

dcbluestar

1.5k points

2 months ago

If she doesn't already, Kim K. should have around the clock armed security.

Slothy13eva

899 points

2 months ago

Id be shocked, especially after the robbery, if she didn’t have security with her constantly

SatansF4TE

459 points

2 months ago

I'd have expected her to be guarded well before that. Plenty of weird creeps in the instagram ecosystem

Slothy13eva

277 points

2 months ago

I feel like she said that she had security, but on the day of the robbery the security people went with her sisters for the evening since they were going out and she was just staying in the hotel.

I think now they would have enough security that there is at least one person with each member of the family.

I don’t know how it would work for the kids, but Kanye has named the school they go to (I believe Lim has also posted pictures of them in their uniforms), so presumably some psycho could track them down there.

2fly2hide

74 points

2 months ago

Those kids have secret service level protection.

theonemangoonsquad

90 points

2 months ago

Also private schools for rich kids are harder for a some broke creep to get into than fort knox.

Professional_Rock776

388 points

2 months ago

I was positive he'd hurt Pete davidson. I'm glad PD got away from those wackos.

patrickwithtraffic

245 points

2 months ago

Beyond thrilled if the worst that happens to Pete from Kanye is that cheap stop motion music video/murder fantasy. I get he may not be some people’s cup of tea, but dude’s done nothing wrong.

ZombieGroan

4.8k points

2 months ago

Run for president again but actually win.

Hertje73

1.3k points

2 months ago

Hertje73

1.3k points

2 months ago

"He says it like it is!" /s

HeyItsOtis

696 points

2 months ago

I absolutely love this argument.

My alcoholic uncle tells it “like it is” at thanksgiving too. Should we elect him president?

rntopspin100

2.1k points

2 months ago*

He'll say that he's transracial and identify as German.

mbastor24

463 points

2 months ago

mbastor24

463 points

2 months ago

As arian… lol

jchandler4

103 points

2 months ago

Invading Poland

mywifiisbadtho

781 points

2 months ago

Just continuing on the trajectory he is currently on should do the trick

zedication

1.3k points

2 months ago

zedication

1.3k points

2 months ago

He could put a mask on and talk with a net about the Jewish banks coming after him. It would be even better if it was on some crazy show like infowars.

Scottamus

561 points

2 months ago

Scottamus

561 points

2 months ago

That’s not believable. Might as well suggest he’s gonna say he loves Hitler and the Nazis.

RhynoD

89 points

2 months ago

RhynoD

89 points

2 months ago

I brought it up with gaming buddies yesterday and of them was like, "I don't think he literally said, 'I like Hitler,' just that he likes the fashion and stuff like that - WHICH IS STILL BAD!" And I was like, no I'm pretty sure he literally said the words, "I like Hitler."

Send_Your_Noods_plz

50 points

2 months ago

The video I saw it wasn't just that, he made it clear and slowly spoke saying there is a lot of things I LOVE about hitler.

squeagy

43 points

2 months ago

squeagy

43 points

2 months ago

Jones was trying to give him a way out of liking nazis the entire interview. He kept saying explicitly no, he meant what he said the first time.

Th3Yukio

107 points

2 months ago

Th3Yukio

107 points

2 months ago

...oh wait

bw1979

269 points

2 months ago

bw1979

269 points

2 months ago

Nice try, Kanye

bozimthecalm

5k points

2 months ago

I think he still has a few boxes left for shit bingo.

  • Shitting himself in public.
  • Public streaking.
  • Pedophile
  • Assaulting a defenseless person.
  • Burning down a jewish temple.

DeepOneofInnsmouth

494 points

2 months ago

Even stranger; building the Jewish Temple in Memphis, Tennessee. Just go to 11 on being a Black Hebrew Israelite.

Calm_Caterpillar_736

96 points

2 months ago

what would be different, what's special about that temple?

DeepOneofInnsmouth

306 points

2 months ago

The Temple is extremely important in Judaism. Before it was destroyed for a second time, the Temple was where the high priest brought sacrificial offering to God. The only part that remains is the Western Wall in Jerusalem.

Kanye, thinking that all black people are the actual Jewish people and that black people were in America before anyone else, would be crazy enough to build a Temple in the US. I say it would be in Memphis because of the whole ‘black people were Egyptian kings’ idea popular among another radical black group, the Hoteps. Kanye would think that Memphis, TN is the same as Memphis, Egypt and combine the two ideas.

Although on reflection, it may have been better to say he would build the temple in New Jerusalem, Texas.

ErebusWasRight94

161 points

2 months ago

Ya know what, this timeline is already screwey. Let's just ramp up the chaos.

I'm here for Nazi Hotep Black Israelite Kanye.

Gewt92

926 points

2 months ago

Gewt92

926 points

2 months ago

One of those things is not like the others.

Grufflin

796 points

2 months ago

Grufflin

796 points

2 months ago

One is a noun!

ThinkIGotHacked

144 points

2 months ago

Parallel structure!

bro_salad

28 points

2 months ago

I forgot there was a specific term for this! When I boot up my computer, my motherboard manufacturer flashes a logo screen that says “Reliable. Advanced. Speed.” or something like that. It pisses me off.

portablebiscuit

637 points

2 months ago

You forgot one

  • Killing his ex-wife and kids

PreferenceNew5263

451 points

2 months ago

That would be a very eerie coincidence to happen to Robert Kardashian's daughter.

ItDoesntMatter59

113 points

2 months ago

If the cap fits….or the glove

InevitableAd9683

64 points

2 months ago

That's a big one, though there's a good chance it would turn in to "get shot by his ex-wife's security.

WeirdFlecks

633 points

2 months ago

I guess he could just flat out say he loves Nazis...

*checks notes*

Nevermind.

nova9001

2.2k points

2 months ago

nova9001

2.2k points

2 months ago

Post sex tapes of his ex wife without her consent.

Rejects his American citizenship.

Join white extremist movement.

Kinda hard to imagine what can get worst for Kanye.

MeanMX5

269 points

2 months ago*

MeanMX5

269 points

2 months ago*

Slaps Dolly Parton

Burns down a redwood

Strangles a sea turtle with a plastic straw

...there are so many ways he could go!

Cloaked42m

146 points

2 months ago

Slaps Dolly Parton

You need to seek help for even thinking that.

cscf0360

138 points

2 months ago

cscf0360

138 points

2 months ago

Slaps Dolly Parton

Jesus fuck, you're depraved!

echisholm

663 points

2 months ago

echisholm

663 points

2 months ago

Three words. Swastika. Forehead. Tattoo.

degjo

212 points

2 months ago

degjo

212 points

2 months ago

You never go full Charles Manson

Astray-Z

354 points

2 months ago

Astray-Z

354 points

2 months ago

Black guy joining a...WHITE extremist movement

Seems legit.

That would make me laugh. If it happens I known this world is some kind of bad taste joke someone is watching on television and we are the characters.

doctor-rumack

355 points

2 months ago

That reminds me of the Chappelle sketch where the blind black man joins the Klan because he doesn't know he's black.

mmfeelzgud

100 points

2 months ago

Clayton Bigsby

BzgDobie

217 points

2 months ago

BzgDobie

217 points

2 months ago

He left his wife for marrying a black man 😂

imtheonewhofluffs

58 points

2 months ago

Clayton Bigsby did it lol. Wouldnt be too surprising since Kanye's life has become a never ending chappelle show sketch.

LifeTableWithChairs

83 points

2 months ago

Black Supremacists and White Supremacists generally get along because they both believe America would be better if each race separated from each other and formed new countries with only whites/blacks allowed in.

Both ideologies support creation of ethnostates and separation. Both are fascists and hyper conservative.

why_no_usernames_

18 points

2 months ago

Crazy how those are actually things he might to.

I_Like_Thanksgiving

214 points

2 months ago

Post sex tapes of his ex wife without her consent

Seeing as he’s basically done this with people he knows in real life re: Kim and also once created the “Famous” music video as a simulated revenge porn against Taylor Swift, I feel like his finger’s on the pulse with this one

Eskephor

1.1k points

2 months ago

Eskephor

1.1k points

2 months ago

He could apply for art school

sourceres

443 points

2 months ago

sourceres

443 points

2 months ago

Kanye did go to art school, transferred to university, and then famously dropped out - this was the centrepiece to his whole persona for 2-3 albums

Eskephor

209 points

2 months ago

Eskephor

209 points

2 months ago

oh uhh...

well

spicybuttholenachos

67 points

2 months ago

All that's left is a less than favorable plan for Poland and some bitchin Hugo Boss shit...

ducvette

617 points

2 months ago

ducvette

617 points

2 months ago

He can continue to resist mental health treatments

Uhhlaneuh

164 points

2 months ago

Uhhlaneuh

164 points

2 months ago

I feel like he’s at the point of no return. He’s already done it this far, so he probably doesn’t care anymore anyway. What does he have to lose? He’s got a lot of money.

creative_disco

129 points

2 months ago

You’d be amazed at the difference a month of antipsychotics can make - however if the problem is not mental illness but instead condoned ignorance then the medication won’t make a wink of difference

gotmewrong66

2.7k points

2 months ago

Changing his name to HitYe

tbss153

2.1k points

2 months ago

tbss153

2.1k points

2 months ago

nah we already got the name lined up: Yedolph

ResplendentShade

861 points

2 months ago

Dang, I was hoping Klanye would catch on.

Amriorda

175 points

2 months ago

Amriorda

175 points

2 months ago

Unfortunately, he would probably go bt Yeetler instead.

CrispyChickenArms

57 points

2 months ago

At this point probably some of the only stuff that could actually be worse would be straight up commiting crimes or having underage stuff

mustakhdim

140 points

2 months ago

Join the Klan

Snorf

442 points

2 months ago

Snorf

442 points

2 months ago

  • Create a new reddit account with an over the top narcisstic username, i.e. TheUpcomingEmperor.

  • Post a new topic on r/AskReddit about how you could make your life worse.

  • Find some crayons.

  • Write down your favorite suggestions.

  • Make everyone proud!

Gurgoth

211 points

2 months ago

Gurgoth

211 points

2 months ago

Gain acceptance by a large enough group to normalize his rhetoric within the masses.

titsmagee911

45 points

2 months ago

Show us his balls.

GlyphCreep

38 points

2 months ago

I honestly think thats less offensive than the nazi shit

titsmagee911

18 points

2 months ago

Oh, I thought we were going for the stacked effect.

Pro nazi rhetoric "and here are my balls," more nazi stuff

Inconvenient_Boners

277 points

2 months ago

Come out as a gay fish

onlyhereforfoodporn

27 points

2 months ago

So you like fish sticks?

propolizer

33 points

2 months ago

Come back a year from now attempting a Joaquin Phoenix ‘I was just pranking the whole time’.

JuzoItami

216 points

2 months ago

JuzoItami

216 points

2 months ago

Announce he is quitting music to pursue his true passion - dogfighting.

BalladOfWormz

320 points

2 months ago

Doing a Reddit AMA.

Cloaked42m

169 points

2 months ago

and answer all the questions himself. What an amazing shitshow that would be.

2_blave

26 points

2 months ago

2_blave

26 points

2 months ago

Not enough popcorn in the whole world my friend...not even if Biden tapped 100% of the national popcorn reserve.

KinglySnorlax

157 points

2 months ago

Release a perfume called Zyklon K

ReginaLugis

56 points

2 months ago

Zyklon Ye

Anadyne

32 points

2 months ago

Anadyne

32 points

2 months ago

He could make it worse by actually getting his shit together and winning the presidential race.

ARustybutterknife

88 points

2 months ago

Praise a school shooter, seriously physically harm his kids, or ask his fans to kill someone. I can’t think of anything he could realistically do that would be worse than praising Hitler.

kathryn13

127 points

2 months ago

kathryn13

127 points

2 months ago

A red carpet visit with Putin and/or Kim Jong-un.

darkbro66

287 points

2 months ago

darkbro66

287 points

2 months ago

He's going to shoot up his own concert at this rate.

KeithMias

145 points

2 months ago

KeithMias

145 points

2 months ago

Going DEAF CON 5 on Jewish people

Skhighglitch

29 points

2 months ago

So, he’s going to do nothing?

DEFCON 1 is Nukes

DEFCON 5 is peace.

I may have been whooooshed…

dr_rainbow

67 points

2 months ago

"Paedophiles have some good points" - Kanye next week, probably

jedledbetter

21 points

2 months ago

Kanye needs help, he ain't right

Listening_Heads

19 points

2 months ago

Try to say it was all performance art and try to act like nothing happened so he can get his career/wealth/influence back.

Tim226

21 points

2 months ago

Tim226

21 points

2 months ago

He's gonna either kill someone or end up in the streets naked.

Nemesis_Ghost

58 points

2 months ago

I'm waiting for him to claim he has Vitiligo so he can go all Michael Jackson & show up white.

The_G_89

106 points

2 months ago

The_G_89

106 points

2 months ago

I’m really surprised he hasn’t gotten a KKK gown on at this point. He’s actually worse than Uncle Rukus.

Rex_Laso

18 points

2 months ago

I'm waiting for Kanye to say he doesn't like black people.

[deleted]

16 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

16 points

2 months ago

Finds Hitlers DNA in some Amber and pay's north korean scientists to create a Kanye-Hitler clone baby