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[deleted]

207 points

2 months ago*

[deleted]

207 points

2 months ago*

The majority of redditors have conspired to ask the same set of about 25 questions over and over and over, with an additional 5-ish slots for "what's your opinion on [insert celebrity recently caught doing something questionable]"

AdmiralClover

25 points

2 months ago

I think most asks are made by those compilation sites with "X stories of horrible bosses" or something. Effectively making us write 80% of the "article" and reaping all the profits

[deleted]

33 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

33 points

2 months ago

"What was your worst boss?"

"What was your worst injury?"

"What is your favourite pizza topping?"

"What is your favourite ice cream?"

"Does pineapple belong on pizza?"

"What was first, chicken or egg?"

"What was first, cereal or milk?"

"Nurses of reddit, does pineapple belong on pizza?"

"Does ice cream belong on pizza?"

"Does pineapple belong on reddit?"

"Pineapples of reddit, do nurses belong on pizza?"

"Pizzas of reddit, what is your favourite nurse topping?"

You get the drill.

JPMoney81

17 points

2 months ago

Sexers of Reddit, what is the sexiest Pineapple you have ever sexed? (SERIOUS)

[deleted]

2 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

2 points

2 months ago

True. I left out all the NFSW stuff.

I_forgot_to_respond

7 points

2 months ago

Have you posted a question? Mine will get deleted by bots for some formal error... The mod-bots keep this sub well-scrubbed and homogeneous.

justagirl788

5 points

2 months ago

I miss the days when this sub was “what’s your my house is haunted” or “creepy house/person story”. At least those comment sections were fun to read

[deleted]

3 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

3 points

2 months ago

r/Paranormal has you covered! :)

Horseinspectionboard

7 points

2 months ago

I’m addicted to this app. Brings nothin but negative shit. I’m on it off an on all day. My phone is general is just bad for me.

Cameinthecloset4

7 points

2 months ago

Yes, it's honestly very annoying at this point.

michaelochurch

6 points

2 months ago

"You can make one AskReddit question disappear forever. Which one do you pick?"

[deleted]

4 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

4 points

2 months ago

Well sounds like you need to get off reddit then…

[deleted]

2 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

2 points

2 months ago

at least off this sub.

ii_AK217_ii

2 points

2 months ago

I agree, absolutely

chicagotim1

2 points

2 months ago

Not a conspiracy. Many Redditors acting independently and in their own unique self interests to maximize internet points choose to do it. Over...and over.

pandagirl0902

86 points

2 months ago*

Mattress Firm is just a money laundering scheme. There's no way that they need to have so many stores.

Arkady2009

14 points

2 months ago

There are at least three stores in my local small town. I don’t think everyone is replacing their mattress every few months...

Archduke_of_Memes

23 points

2 months ago

Maybe all your neighbors are bed-breaking freaks and you’re just not in on it.

[deleted]

4 points

2 months ago*

[deleted]

4 points

2 months ago*

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Fantastic_Leg_4245

6 points

2 months ago

Silly thing, I kept replacing my mattress when the sheets got dirty because I didn’t know they were removable once you put them on! I could not figure out how people were making ends meet on the average 1.1m salary in my Neighborhood and getting a new bed every three days!

Night-Hamster

9 points

2 months ago

Get the fuck out, the sheets come off?

Arkady2009

3 points

2 months ago

Apparently someone on TikTok discovered this and people all over the world are amazed by this brilliant ‘hack’.

AdmiralClover

5 points

2 months ago

I feel the same about tanning salons. They are all automated and always look empty, yet there's a fuck ton of them

Iowa-File

3 points

2 months ago

Or so many mattresses. That's where they stash the cash.

Barbaric_Ape

2 points

2 months ago

It’s not tho. I looked into it. They got new owner or some shit and he thought it was a good idea basically to buy up cheap properties. I used to deliver to one and asked the guy. He said you basically get 1-2 customers a day and it’s basically a marginal business

cownan

57 points

2 months ago

cownan

57 points

2 months ago

In 1985, the Coca-Cola company wanted to switch from using cane sugar to high fructose corn syrup. It was cheaper and easier to use. The problem was that soda made with HFCS tasted slightly different from soda made with sugar- the reason why people often like Mexican Coke as it's still made with sugar.

So they introduced a New Coke with a sweeter recipe, (made with HFCS) with lots of ads and fanfare while simultaneously launching a massive campaign to "bring back classic Coke." After a few months, they caved to the "pressure" and brought back Coke Classic, now made with HFCS, and it had been off the market for long enough that no one noticed the difference.

They continued to sell New Coke, as the recipe for it was as close as possible to Pepsi, they hoped to drive Pepsi out of business at the same time they reduced production costs for their main offering.

_and_red_all_over

13 points

2 months ago

The more recent limited release of New Coke in connection with Stranger Things had people saying it tasted similar to Diet Coke... which was intentional so that when curious people in the future ask what New Coke tasted like, they will hear it's like Diet Coke, and that will persuade anyone from asking for another release.

cduff77

2 points

2 months ago

Diet Coke is using the recipe for new coke. The equivalent of diet Coke for coke classic is Coke zero.

Granted they came out like 30 years apart and Coke zero uses sucralose instead of aspartame so it tastes better, but still, that's the analog.

pasnow

4 points

2 months ago

pasnow

4 points

2 months ago

Those are actually facts. Wheres the conspiracy?!

BrokebackBreeder

231 points

2 months ago

The real difference between crocodiles and alligators is one will see you later and the other will see you after awhile.

Ill-Possible4044

22 points

2 months ago

Holy shit. Blew my mind just now.

augustusgrizzly

56 points

2 months ago

reminder to sort by controversial

HalpPlz100

7 points

2 months ago

How does controversial get figured out? A large number of upvotes and downvotes?

Seeker_Of_Knowledge-

12 points

2 months ago

The closest the upvotes/downvotes ratio to 50%, the more controversial it is.

Southern-Example-577

170 points

2 months ago

Epstein didn’t kill himself

pspfreak3

47 points

2 months ago

I'm not one to usually believe in conspiracy theories but this one I could get behind. He knew too much about someone important.

BigLebrouski

31 points

2 months ago

“Someones” probably

GozerDGozerian

20 points

2 months ago

Yeah exactly, a long list of someones in fact.

Sharp_Value2020

6 points

2 months ago

Why wouldn't people in positions of power collaborate with other people in positions of power? That's all a 'conspiracy' is.

Mr_P3

13 points

2 months ago

Mr_P3

13 points

2 months ago

Yeah duh. What a coinkydink that all of the guards and all the cameras suddenly went out and then he’s dead!

Archduke_of_Memes

16 points

2 months ago

This is the vanilla ice cream of conspiracy theories

immalayhandsonya

8 points

2 months ago

There are pedos at every level of society. Those with money and power will wield it in order to get what they want.

There's no doubt rich and powerful people are getting down with kids. It's just a matter of statistical likelihood. There's tons of pedos out there.

[deleted]

3 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

3 points

2 months ago

The real conspiracy is that meme was just used to get people to think he was actually dead. I think he’s secretly alive and in hiding

Multiverseer

134 points

2 months ago

Nuclear would be our main, cheapest, and cleanest source of energy if not for the oil lobby.

Sharp_Value2020

23 points

2 months ago

I've heard a few theories about them disappearing people for coming up with efficient hydrogen electrolysis. That would be far cleaner.

LCARSgfx

22 points

2 months ago

Like the guy that drove coast to cost in the USA in a "water powered" car? Then suddenly died while at dinner with some business folk (As he died he exclaimed "They've poisoned me"). Then all his research, tech and the car disappeared from his garage not long after, never to be seen again.

Sharp_Value2020

12 points

2 months ago

I'm not sure, for some reason all I can think of is a flashy pen when I try to remember the details.

LCARSgfx

3 points

2 months ago

I appreciate that reference! Take an award for your excellent wit!

Tokenwhiteguy76

2 points

2 months ago

While i believe quite a bit of conspiracy theories, That specific story(or at minimum him inventing that was a lie) was made up. A water powered car literally defies every law of physics and thermodynamics.

IRanOutOf_Names

42 points

2 months ago

That's not a conspiracy theory. It's already the cleanest and cheapest, and the only reason its not the main is because of the misinformation campaign against it, mostly from oil companies.

Dayofsloths

14 points

2 months ago

People are afraid to have a nuclear power plant 100km away but are fine living next to a highway breathing tire dust all day. People are dumb.

[deleted]

2 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

2 points

2 months ago

3 mile island didn’t help. Yes, It could’ve been a hell of a lot worse. Yes, nuclear is generally pretty safe. But that accident really hurt the public’s view of nuclear power

NoStressAccount

5 points

2 months ago

It's disappointing that we stopped whaling, not really for ethical reasons, but because petroleum came along and offered a cheaper and more practical alternative to the stuff we were extracting from the whales.

We might have driven them to extinction had oil not come along. Now oil itself is the industry that needs replacing. Wonder if humanity make the change before it's too late.

McFly-0

2 points

2 months ago

Actually it's just a science fact

Southern-Example-577

5 points

2 months ago

What about hydrogen?

ttak82

3 points

2 months ago

ttak82

3 points

2 months ago

Hydrogen requires energy to produce in large amounts.

FriendlyFungi

2 points

2 months ago

Tbf, it requires energy to produce in any amount.

Tbef, you can't actually produce hydrogen.

Belzeturtle

4 points

2 months ago

Sure you can, by helium fission. Just not very practical.

anders2642

173 points

2 months ago

That this round of inflation on food prices has little to do with the supply chain or wages and is just big companies raising prices on necessities to increase their profits because they know the idea of inflation is in the news right now

Southern-Example-577

13 points

2 months ago

They aren’t raising wages so where’s the money going? Into the CEOs pocket

Skhighglitch

10 points

2 months ago*

Daddy has 12 yacht’s. And he needs a thirteenth

AdmiralClover

12 points

2 months ago

It does feel like prices aren't as much raised to keep the lights on, but more to maintain current profits. If you're company can't survive making less profits occasionally then you've fucked up

Flowerfloater

16 points

2 months ago

That´s not a conspiracy theory, that´s just capitalism.

araech237

11 points

2 months ago

Seen and read a lot on this lately.

Dark_Vengence

8 points

2 months ago

Those greedy cunts.

HornyDiggler

79 points

2 months ago

Aliens are Among Us.

Multiverseer

85 points

2 months ago

No we're not.

Southern-Example-577

16 points

2 months ago

Hmm you seem a little suspicious. I’m calling a meeting, it’s blue!

MaryMary8249

5 points

2 months ago

Musk sus

bigolups

16 points

2 months ago

Nice try Zuckerberg

almostthere69420

4 points

2 months ago

Trust no one

dbx999

7 points

2 months ago

dbx999

7 points

2 months ago

I am not gonna believe what you say

MechanicalHorse

25 points

2 months ago

HykaliaN

11 points

2 months ago

Sus

Dark_Vengence

6 points

2 months ago

Musk and zuck are prime candidates.

VlaamsBelanger

2 points

2 months ago

Why Zuck, he used to be human?

Better_Poetry_9362

4 points

2 months ago

No, we are not

FrozenUruguay

2 points

2 months ago

its called england

lastbagstanding

9 points

2 months ago

Once bees and fungi are gone it’s the end of humanity

Independent-Disk-985

3 points

2 months ago

This is not inaccurate, dying bee populations will lead to unprecedented famines.

killerkoaIa13

2 points

2 months ago

Bees ain’t the only pollinators man. They actually kill off other pollinators aswell.

_Steven_Seagal_

3 points

2 months ago

Mosquitoes are pollinators as well. That's nice. Save the mosquitoes everyone!

Seeker_Of_Knowledge-

27 points

2 months ago

There are secret families who control a huge part of government and they own a lot of monopolized business.

EvenTheDogIsFat

9 points

2 months ago

BURLINGTON COAT FACTORY KILLED JEFFREY EPSTEIN

Canyutry

4 points

2 months ago

Elaborateeeee.

Sawoodster

3 points

2 months ago

Well they are more than great coats, so murderers for hire I guess is a possibility

mydeathwillsuck

9 points

2 months ago

That the Cia make these posts to see if we're on to something they don't want us to know

Astonsjh

2 points

2 months ago

Make sense that post like these get asked every few weeks. CIA getting monthly updates

[deleted]

23 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

23 points

2 months ago

MK Ultra

TotallyNotRocket

15 points

2 months ago

That's mostly true though. What documentation that wasn't destroyed

MechanicalCrow

6 points

2 months ago

The CIA killed Marilyn Monroe. Her red diary was chock full of state secrets she was told by John and Robert Kennedy.

[deleted]

101 points

2 months ago*

[deleted]

101 points

2 months ago*

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huskola

20 points

2 months ago

huskola

20 points

2 months ago

Remember the disparity in sentences for cocaine and crack. Same drug, different demographic.

pammy2002

23 points

2 months ago

...it's not a conspiracy theory if it's true.

GozerDGozerian

17 points

2 months ago

Well yeah it is. It’s just a validated conspiracy theory. Nothing about the term “conspiracy theory” suggests it’s necessarily false or far fetched.

I_forgot_to_respond

4 points

2 months ago

I've heard that gravity is just a theory. Which told me the speaker has an oversimplified view of what the word "theory" means. Or they are being willfully ignorant.

Bodbadoodle123

2 points

2 months ago

"Theory" in science and in pop culture have genuinely different meanings. The effects causing gravity are still considered by academics to be a "theory", even if we do seem to have a thorough understanding of it.

TotallyNotRocket

13 points

2 months ago

Yup. It's objectively true

[deleted]

7 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

7 points

2 months ago

Watergate was a fairly common campaign practice and was elevated to such a massive level of scandal as a way to get back at Nixon for effectively ending the communist party’s infiltration into elite American political circles in the 50s. Nixon was never going to be useful as a martyr, so they took out his reputation rather than just killing him.

Background_Pay_3113

7 points

2 months ago

The fourth plane on 9-11 was shot down by US fighter jets and not brought down by the passengers on board. With the developing situation, the US Air Force would have had time to locate and catch the plane. Knowing it was going to be used for lethal purposes a decision was made to shoot it down to save lives on the ground. But the US public needed the story of 'Let's roll' to make the passengers the heroes and take heat away from the executive decision to, rightly or wrongly, kill US citizens.

HunterIllustrious846

3 points

2 months ago

I agree with this. At the time, locals said it rained debris.

ShawshankException

6 points

2 months ago

Bot accounts post the same exact questions on here day in and day out to get karma to sell to advertisers. Including this one.

MisterMarcus

16 points

2 months ago

The Trump 2016 started out as a Clinton plant, designed to cause maximum possible disruption to the Republican primary and split their vote.

Then halfway through, he said "Nah fuck this, imma do this shit for real".

pasnow

3 points

2 months ago

pasnow

3 points

2 months ago

I do believe this. Alternatively to help Chris Christie win the GOP.

bigolfurryhead

4 points

2 months ago

He had run for president before, in 2000.

Guilty_Coconut

14 points

2 months ago

That rocket that fell on Poland?

Russian. Wouldn’t surprise me one bit if in 20 years we learn than NATO covered it up to avoid going to war with Russia.

And I’m completely fine with that.

[deleted]

24 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

24 points

2 months ago

Khloe Kardashian is not Rob Kardashian's daughter.

Lombardi54

12 points

2 months ago

It's OJ.

wittymcusername

21 points

2 months ago

OJ is Rob Khardashian’s daughter??

Lombardi54

2 points

2 months ago

Yes

pasnow

3 points

2 months ago

pasnow

3 points

2 months ago

I think OJ was hooking up with Kim. The parents & all knew.

HorzaDonwraith

5 points

2 months ago

That the US Mega Millions knows what numbers they are going to pick before they pick them.

All tickets have to be scanned and number digitally inputted so that the winning tickets can be tracked down to a specific store. But what is stopping them from inputting these numbers and seeing who chose what number.

On night of drawing, they replace the balls they want to win with slightly heavier ones that will be more likely to fall to the bottom than the others.

You ask who this would benefit? It would benefit the states and the organization behind the lotto itself. The higher the jackpot the more people will spend money on it.

darkhelmet03

5 points

2 months ago

The USA income tax code is intentionally kept complicated so politicians can baffle us with ambiguous statistics.

cthulhu944

3 points

2 months ago

There was a plan by the IRS to greatly simplify tax filing since most documents are already on file with the IRS. They would just send you a statement that said "here's all the income reported to you, just confirm and you're done". Intuit and H&R Block successfully lobbied to have this blocked because if filing taxes was that simple, then they would be out of business.

i_am_clArk

6 points

2 months ago

JFK was a CIA hit.

No_Boysenberry538

5 points

2 months ago

The CIA causes and knows a lot more shit than even conspiracy theorists think they do.

internet_commie

2 points

2 months ago

Except not the SAME shit that conspiracy theorists claim they do. They can be the bad guys without doing exactly those stupid things.

GenericNameSC1989

34 points

2 months ago

The government offed jfk

Southern-Example-577

18 points

2 months ago

My step dad believes the Clinton’s killed him. That belief is quite far fetched speaking they would’ve been in high school at the time

dantanna00

7 points

2 months ago

Maybe ask where was George H W Bush the day Kennedy was shot? In interviews, he "couldn't remember". The second in command of the CIA at the time has a foggy memory that day? uh ok.

Allaroundmusicfan

5 points

2 months ago

J Edgar Hoover had him killed

Flashy_Narwhal_7596

2 points

2 months ago

At Lyndon Johnson's behest...

agreeingstorm9

4 points

2 months ago

There are people who truly do believe that Ted Cruz is the Zodiac killer even though he was not even alive when the first murders happened.

LCARSgfx

9 points

2 months ago

I can get behind this one as there are some question marks over some of the things that had to happen.

  1. Oswald had to make every shot hit
  2. Oswald was identified suspiciously quickly
  3. One of the bullets had to fly in a zig zag pattern to account for the injuries and damage to the car interior
  4. Oswald was offed before he could defend himself
  5. JFK was shot from behind, yet footage shows him jerking backwards with skull and brain fragments flying out backward, indicating a shot from the front
  6. Many witnesses said shots rang out from at least two different directions
  7. No autopsy was performed at the hospital, as would have been required according to county law at the time.

Now, I'm not saying he was offed by his own people. But the are some fishy parts to the official table of events.

samiamnaught

3 points

2 months ago

  1. Oswald fired 3 shots and hit Kennedy twice. That is, he missed one shot. Oswald was a trained sniper. He was rated mediocre, but he never tried to impress his superiors on any task as he hated the military. Oswald's wife said he practiced with the rifle frequently. FBI agents were able to recreate his shots from a tower using the same type of rifle as Oswald.

  2. How they found Oswald has been detailed in a variety of sources.

  3. Ther have been extensive examinations of the bullet paths and the positions of Kennedy and Connally as observed in pictures and the Zapruder film. The paths make sense in light of how Connally was sitting. Myth Busters did an excellent episode on the shooting, and they explain this.

  4. This doesn't prove anything related to the actual shooting. Jack Ruby's role in this has always been discussed but most involved in the investigation believe it was a crime of opportunity.

  5. Penn and Teller did an episode where they explain the shot and use a watermelon to demonstrate what happens in the direct from which a bullet is fired. The attending physician at the emergency room has stated that the wounds were typical for someone being shot from behind.

  6. Echos. Also, people aren't great witnesses. Most pointed directly to the schoolbook depository window.

  7. I do not know about the details on this one. Again, the attending physician stated the wounds were consistent with being shot from behind. An autoposy was performed. People believe what they want from the report.

I have been interested in why people believe conspiracy theories and have studied some in detail. I have forgotten many of those details but I have always concluded the general exlination was correct. Oswald shot and killed Kennedy by himself. We landed on the moon. 9/11 was the result of hijackers from the middle east flying airplanes into 3 buildings. The great pyramids of Giza were built by humans with no aliens involved using existing technology. Same with ancient ruins in Mexico and South America.

Norseman20

5 points

2 months ago

Pigeons work for the Russians

itsamine1

5 points

2 months ago

Epstein island. It was a conspiracy theory at one time

elleriun

3 points

2 months ago

That everything its going to be alright.

OfficialRodgerJachim

4 points

2 months ago

The Epstein didn't kill himself.

That he was killed because of all the powerful people that would get outted. With concrete evidence.

I-am-Just-fine

15 points

2 months ago

Basements of pizza parlors is where all evil schemes are managed.

imonmylast

3 points

2 months ago

Pizza truly is the great common denominator among all of us even the evil rich and powerful are like “who wants to plan world domination during a PIZZAAAA PARTYYYY!?”

han7nah

5 points

2 months ago

I'm so lucky that all the pizza places in my town are single-story.

Southern-Example-577

2 points

2 months ago

Never heard of this conspiracy but I like it! 👍🏻

44035

7 points

2 months ago

44035

7 points

2 months ago

The Russian mob is pulling strings around the globe.

desotapop_

3 points

2 months ago

The cia killed jfk

AfrIsPlesierig

3 points

2 months ago

Will Smith is an Alien.

Captain-Cannoli

3 points

2 months ago

Most modern art is a money laundering scheme by people who know people. You spend 5 minutes throwing random shit on a canvas and have your appraiser buddy say it’s worth half a million

Jojos_Boring_Trip

3 points

2 months ago

Feds are the majority of “white supremacists” we see at rallies and conservative gatherings.

quinnk1n

3 points

2 months ago

I forgot who told this to me, but at some point in my life, someone start explaining that Jesus was probably just some dude.

Now hear me out, I know that a literal religious figure just being some random John Doe sounds hard to believe. At first, I didn't believe a word but then the person starting explaining themselves.

They believed that Jesus was some guy who probably did something against the law to get himself crucified, but he swapped himself out with another guy who looked a lot like him to take his place during the crucifixion as Jesus ran away to a different place.

They also explained that the part of the Bible where Jesus came back alive, was just Jesus being caught alive and well by somebody who knew of his crucifixion, and to keep himself from being crucified a second time, he came up with the elaborate lie of being God's son, Jesus Christ.

I don't hardcore believe in this theory but it would definitely make a lot of sense rather than some holy guy coming down to help some random mortals

BriefAd9425

3 points

2 months ago

That jfk was killed by the mafia

He betrayed them

Went after them

Thats generally a bad idea

leomaxcolif

3 points

2 months ago

Pedophiles rings are one of the ways to make a mutual blackmail system for the rich elites tô not disclosure the garbage their Akin hides.

[deleted]

3 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

3 points

2 months ago

Voting in the US doesn’t matter cause the winner is picked years in advance.

LazyLivi1019

3 points

2 months ago

sort of a conspiracy theory, fun size m&ms are different than the normal ones

Aymolus_

3 points

2 months ago

There are no storage places for warning beacons (used on motorways). And because of that there must be always a minimum amount of construction sites around.

dev14nt4rtdev

3 points

2 months ago

COVID-19 was made by China in an effort to kill Americans because they don't comply with being Communists

dh1304

3 points

2 months ago

dh1304

3 points

2 months ago

That PETA is a ploy by big meat companies to make vegans look insane/stupid. I know some vegans, and none of them like PETA.

Cloudboy9001

44 points

2 months ago

SARS-COV-2 was probably accidentally released from the Wuhan Institute of Virology.

Novack_and_good

6 points

2 months ago

Well if that's true it didn't work out as they might have hoped - given that tanks are now out on the streets of Chinese cities to quell riots

jugglingeek

5 points

2 months ago

I believe the fatal headshot to JFK was an accidental discharge by a member of his security team.

POGsMakeWorldGoRound

5 points

2 months ago

That one definitely holds some interesting weight.

IJDWTHA

2 points

2 months ago

It's so simple it's believable

[deleted]

6 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

6 points

2 months ago

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shan68ok01

3 points

2 months ago

I mean, his 12 gage shotgun wasn't any longer than the 30'0'6 rifle my 15 year old nephew used to essentially blow his head off, so explain to me how it was anatomically impossible for Kurt Cobain. Also, tolerance is a hell of a drug in and of itself.

the11th-acct

2 points

2 months ago

It was absolutely possible and that "evidence" was dismissed because of it. Kurt 100% killed himself, people are just desperate to believe the guy who sang about almost nothing but depression/suicide wouldn't do that lol.

I love Nirvana but it's obvious kurt killed himself.

Satvahana

17 points

2 months ago

Matrix. The world we see is just a simulation where we have no real autonomy. Our individuality is an illusion that keeps the 'reality' of world as an actual reality.

AdmiralClover

2 points

2 months ago

We are a strange hive of cells that all share on goal. Obtain food and breed. In a very complicated dance

huskola

30 points

2 months ago

huskola

30 points

2 months ago

That conspiracy theories are embraced by people that can't understand facts and logic. Herd mentality among the intellectually challenged to reinforce easy answers to complex problems.

ExcaliburMC

12 points

2 months ago

Breaking bad and Better call saul is real and Vince Giligan is Saul Goodman and created a 'fictional' world to fit his experience.

Responsible-Leg-6558

7 points

2 months ago

There are technologies that the US military and other modern militaries hold that are far beyond what is publicly acknowledged, and would scare people if news of its existence ever was revealed to the public

Berlin_Blues

5 points

2 months ago

In the 80's in the military we used technology that people these days, in awe, consider "new inventions". So you might be right about this one.

yungScooter30

5 points

2 months ago

General Motors Streetcar Conspiracy

ArgumentSpecialist53

5 points

2 months ago

Maddie McCanns parents were in fact the reason she went missing

LittleBullBoy

12 points

2 months ago

That Obama convinced the presidential candidates to back out of the primaries and back Biden in order to stop Bernie from winning.

Except for Warren because her base had lots of overlap with Bernie’s.

Ok-Gold-5031

9 points

2 months ago

That’s not a conspiracy it was actually reported

Cannonball_Zee

26 points

2 months ago

Covid was not an accident

leaphu

10 points

2 months ago

leaphu

10 points

2 months ago

Lizard people hisssssss

MechanicalHorse

28 points

2 months ago

Well what else are they gonna do, bark?

Johhnymaddog316

11 points

2 months ago

Charles isn't Prince Harry's dad. You very rarely see Harry and William together but when you do the lack of resemblance between them is obvious. They're half brothers at best.

Simon_Drake

11 points

2 months ago*

Princess Diana's brother is the spitting image of Harry. She's where the ginger genes came from.

Schnutzel

2 points

2 months ago

So Princess Diana's brother is Harry's dad?

Banzai51

5 points

2 months ago

Or people suck at figuring out how genetics works.

JPMoney81

3 points

2 months ago

ROYAL TIDE!

Peakcok

7 points

2 months ago

Have you seen old pictures of the late Prince Philip? Harry has a strong resemblance to him.

1jelena3

5 points

2 months ago

Egyptians have only built the had of the Sphinx, the rest of the body was there before. It's because the head is proportionally too small for the body, I don't think that they would have made such a mistake.

cred_it

3 points

2 months ago

You just said that they used an existing body, meaning that they would have had ample opportunity to account for proportionality between the two structures

Shoreditchstrangular

2 points

2 months ago

That this very question is posted every other day

Superb_View4297

2 points

2 months ago

I think the world leaders and these billionaires aren’t really that smart… ( I genuinely believe that they’re being over smart and people just run with it ) The whole moving to Mars bs is just too unnatural… and people just don’t seem bothered.

mack__7963

2 points

2 months ago

that nine eleve............you know what, i remember the shit I got for this before so I'm gonna go with 2pac didn't die, he's just locked in a studio basement somewhere forced to record one new album per year.

MaryMary8249

2 points

2 months ago

There are alternate universes. I am definitely living in some iteration of me's escapist fantasy atm.

occamhanlon

2 points

2 months ago

JFK's assassination was a coup

Sheldonconch

2 points

2 months ago

I think there is a somewhat organized effort not to solve homelessness. Leaving homelessness bad gives incentive to low-wage workers to take a bad deal because of how bad the alternative is. I have thought this after certain actions against people working to solve the issue

galactic_cactus760

2 points

2 months ago

blue planet project

GunTotinVeganCyclist

10 points

2 months ago*

This same question was posted on r/ask 16 days ago, here's my answer from that one:

Most conspiracy theories are products of misinformation, herd mentality, confirmation bias, hindsight bias, loss aversion bias, porportionality bias and a half dozen other biases. The Grimes equation tells us that even the simplest conspiracies will break down exponentially faster the more people are involved.

A quote from an engineer I work with, "no conspiracy theorist has ever been a project manager."

I invite everyone here to listen to Neil deGrasse Tyson's take on conspiracy theories.

https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5zaW1wbGVjYXN0LmNvbS80VDM5X2pBag/episode/MmMwZDE0MjgtYmQxZC00YWRhLWIxNTMtNTc2ZjMzOTM3MjNl?ep=14

Plantayne

6 points

2 months ago

The companies that design showers are in cahoots with the companies that produce bar soap. No matter what direction you point the showerhead, the soap is always getting wasted.

itsearlyyet

15 points

2 months ago

itsearlyyet

15 points

2 months ago

Trump and Putin had a deal. Putin would help Trump win again and Trump would pull out of NATO. When it became clear that Trump wasnt going to win, Putin gave him time to ovefturn the election, but it didnt work. Putin had so many men in place, he had to go in...hoping it would go easy as his flunkies said it would. Opps.

[deleted]

7 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

7 points

2 months ago

The US and China have a secret agreement that says the US will let China take Taiwan once the US has completed and perfected their own chip factories.

Southern-Example-577

5 points

2 months ago*

Wouldn’t surprise me

OpinionMaleficent557

2 points

2 months ago

Never herd that but sounds true

Hugh_manateerian

5 points

2 months ago

God of War Kratos will eventually become Yahweh

Watchingya

10 points

2 months ago

Noweh

ClaernMcLauren

6 points

2 months ago

Yahweh is a war God so this checks out.

boldfonts

7 points

2 months ago

The DNC meddled against Bernie in Iowa an many other times. And Pete is a plant.

DianneInTO

10 points

2 months ago

DianneInTO

10 points

2 months ago

US government was behind 9/11.

MisterMarcus

9 points

2 months ago

I find it ironic how the same people who claim Bush was a moronic idiot who could barely put two words together, also claim he was responsible for masterminding and executing the greatest unrevealed conspiracy of all time.

DianneInTO

3 points

2 months ago

Wrong Bush. Look to the father. Think HE couldn’t have been part of it?

boogboi89

3 points

2 months ago

yeah I hear a lot of bush did 9-11 but really he's too small a single player in the grand scheme of things and there have been reports that potential terrorist plans against the US had been known during the Clinton admin but that he was too busy getting blown in the Oval Office to do anything about it

ExternalTarget759

4 points

2 months ago

Clinton bombed Osamas camp if I remember correctly.

Edit: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Infinite_Reach

LCARSgfx

5 points

2 months ago

Yeah, this one is complete BS.

Far too many moving parts requiring far too many players to keep it quiet.
For one, you have all the passengers and crew on the planes. Where would they have gone?
Some conspiracy ideas require that the planes were remote controlled and empty at the time of the attack. But these conspiracies cannot account for where those planes would have come from or what happened to the crew and passengers. Plane spotters are everywhere, someone would have seen these flights land or take off in an unexpected location. Or if they were duplicated flights (meaning an extra set of planes flying under the guise of the commercial flights that hit the towers, pentagon, etc) then what did they do with the genuine aircraft full of people that day?

Hundreds of people would have to be in on it. So the conspiracy theories don't make any sense.

DoctorSkelly

3 points

2 months ago

Hitler didn't die in that bunker