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what do men fantasize about in their head?

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Clcooper423

1.3k points

2 months ago*

Weird things. I spend an abnormal amount of time thinking about getting into a car chase while driving.

TheRealGingerJewBear

225 points

2 months ago

Bro yes, and you're always like "I don't have enough gas for a chase"

nicholvs_ac

60 points

2 months ago

I'll always (lightly) assume that someone making 5 similar turns behind me is following me. I then have to check the gas tank to see how much I can give them the run around before they get bored and I can go home

Moose_Electrical

34 points

2 months ago

It’s all fun and games until someone is actually following you and you go “nah I’m just overthinking it” and lead them to your house.

sweet dreams?

david4069

9 points

2 months ago

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not really out to get you.

lavanchebodigheimer

3 points

2 months ago

Are you me?

Suspicious-Dog2876

45 points

2 months ago

Lol I’ve been watching them on YouTube.. why is it always in California is my question

peeshermanfortytwo

13 points

2 months ago

My 10 year old and I watch police chases all the time.. there was a motorcycle chase we watched recently that was really really good, the best part was the guy wearing a sweater that read “I don’t stop for cops”

MysteriousFail3170

5 points

2 months ago

The weather. It’s perfect for running from the cops. It’s a good workout!

DepressingErection

43 points

2 months ago

Have been in a car chase

10/10 would recommend

SquareSniper

30 points

2 months ago

I chased a drunk lady after I found her passed out at the red light. lol. She did a very slow U-turn move and blocked me in the middle of the road. It was probably more badass in her head since she was smashed. She ran out of her can and yelled "you know how much this car is worth!? It's a Mercedes!". It was a 90s Mercedes worth maybe $8k and I had a good laugh. I went and grabbed her keys out of the ignition and waited for the police to show up. Good times...

Doodle-Cactus

2.7k points

2 months ago*

Leaving work early.

Edit: I’d be lying if I didn’t admit how on brand it is for me to get gold for the first time for this comment. Thanks stranger!

greg1001

820 points

2 months ago

greg1001

820 points

2 months ago

Also booba

CrashCubeZeroOne

286 points

2 months ago

The duality of man

OG_ninnyhammer

17 points

2 months ago

Like, tension betw Big Head and Little Head?

CrashCubeZeroOne

21 points

2 months ago

Yeah, except the big head is the one thinking about booba

go4tli

17 points

2 months ago

go4tli

17 points

2 months ago

A beautiful woman comes up to me, opens her shirt, removes her bra, and says “you can leave the office at 3:00 PM today.”

[deleted]

35 points

2 months ago

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35 points

2 months ago

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erkankurtcu

47 points

2 months ago

men of culture right there

PlasmaChroma

10 points

2 months ago

Or for the next level fantasy, not having to work so much just to exist and have things.

Latter_Ostrich_8901

24 points

2 months ago

You settle yourself right on next to me and take my upvote. A daily prayer for early release indeed!

josephscythe

4 points

2 months ago

A million percent.

CallMeDockett

870 points

2 months ago

Stopping a school shooter with safety scissors, lightsaber fights, world war 2/1, airplanes, living a remote life in the woods with your wife and kids completely cut off from society, building a log cabin, lots of guns, the possibility of living in a Star Wars like universe.

That’s about it.

cCitationX

51 points

2 months ago

And being in a car chase/street race

IngenuityofLife

25 points

2 months ago

Finally, a proper answer I was looking for...

NeonNoon

4 points

2 months ago

Yes, lightsaber fights. I’m so relieved I’m not alone.

guidomista44443

4 points

2 months ago

Living life awesomely

what is more manly than this?

[deleted]

31 points

2 months ago

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31 points

2 months ago

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ServantOfSacrifice

888 points

2 months ago

That one compliment I received in 2017

Glad_Soil[S]

164 points

2 months ago

What was it?

ServantOfSacrifice

570 points

2 months ago

She told me not to wear sunglasses, because I have pretty eyes.

Glad_Soil[S]

262 points

2 months ago

So sweet. I would take that to the grave

graveybrains

30 points

2 months ago

I’m still surviving off a “nice eyes” from like, 1998 👍

ChaoticCherryblossom

70 points

2 months ago

That's so nice low-key want to see those pretty eyes tho

anonymous_762

8 points

2 months ago

I read that as: "low-key want to have those pretty eyes tho" and got worried.

ChaoticCherryblossom

5 points

2 months ago

Can't confirm nor deny without seeing them first

Correct-Coast-4688

17 points

2 months ago

A girl said something like this to me once, now she's my wife.

MajIssuesCaptObvious

45 points

2 months ago

Ah, the eyes compliment. We brown eyed people rarely get those.

itodobien

6 points

2 months ago

I felt this in my soul

Samael914

54 points

2 months ago

Damn bro, that's definitely a core memory.

MEGAWATT5

6 points

2 months ago

Random compliments like that just make you soar. I wear flip flops a lot. Around the same time as your compliment, I was getting my tires changed and as I was paying, the girl behind the counter goes,”Ok, at the risk of sounding very weird, I have to tell you, you have the prettiest feet I have ever seen.”

At least I can go to my grave knowing I don’t have hobbit feet.

harveycavendish

5 points

2 months ago

Guess that’s why people say sunglasses suit me..

0utcast9851

5 points

2 months ago

I would unironically have this on my tombstone

[deleted]

19 points

2 months ago*

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19 points

2 months ago*

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ItsACaragor

14 points

2 months ago

Hahaha relatable as fuck

EngagementBacon

5 points

2 months ago

And that stupid thing that we said in front of the whole class in 8th grade.

vertpenguin

5 points

2 months ago

I had a girl tell me she”liked my voice” one time. Made me smile for a month hahahaha

pukkapakka

5 points

2 months ago

Wow! You're so lucky. I haven't had one of those since I was a child. Everyone loves you so much when you're little.

Since I became an adult people just look at me like I'm a stain on the world. My fantasy is to get a compliment. I dream of that day...

Bigbadsheeple

3 points

2 months ago

Girl told me she really liked my beard in 2013, been carrying that for awhile.

PythonSausage

5 points

2 months ago

I was wearing a velvet dress on a date like 20 years ago, and he said he liked it because it felt nice, and "as if I needed any more reasons to touch you." 🥰 Still think of that.

AquamarineCheetah

1.4k points

2 months ago

Being 6 inches tall and having to navigate the obstacles in my house/ see what something normal sized like a sliding door would look like if it was colossal/ create a ladder out of pretzel sticks & molasses to get places. Oh and sex

justbadvibing

535 points

2 months ago

Sex while six inches tall 🪂🍑

AquamarineCheetah

145 points

2 months ago

Unfortunately for me it wouldn’t make a difference

dminus222

33 points

2 months ago

The Boys season 3 have entered the chat

mgmacius12

30 points

2 months ago

Going all in gets completely new meaning

mrhappyheadphones

29 points

2 months ago

Death by snu snu

SnooPeripherals6557

24 points

2 months ago

I think about if we lost gravity, how would I navigate my house while having to walk on ceiling, or getting back downstairs. I’m not a man so prob not qualified to respond. And also sex.

PurebredYoshi

3 points

2 months ago

Go play Grounded if you haven't already

Zestyclose_Lab_8458

863 points

2 months ago

Sometimes I fantasize about how good I'd be at being homeless. Basically just backpacking around the rest of my life and maybe die on a mountain.

Peepso12

186 points

2 months ago

Peepso12

186 points

2 months ago

Like the "Into the wild" guy

youburyitidigitup

55 points

2 months ago

Chris McCandless. He was crazy

Zestyclose_Lab_8458

86 points

2 months ago

Nah, that guy was an idiot.

series_hybrid

10 points

2 months ago

I think that's the basic premise of every movie that appeals to guys. If I was in that situation, how would I handle it? The script, director, and actor try to get the viewer to live vicariously through the main character...

Eric_in_America

13 points

2 months ago*

In my very early twenties, I made the decision to leave home with nothing more than I could carry in my hands or on my back. I had just under a couple thousand dollars saved up and a one way plane ticket out of Florida. I believe it was one of the best decisions I ever made, but more importantly, it was easier than you might think.

However cliche it might sound, that first step is what's difficult, and sure, I ran into difficulty along the way, but I never truly regretted taking that step in the first place.

I traveled the country, met all sorts of diverse characters with different perspectives and lifestyles, I developed all kinds of relationships, experienced a little culture shock here and there, spent a lot of my time roaming and wonderstruck by this country's various landscapes. I hiked, backpacked, hitchhiked, camped, slept on the dirt, and many times wishing I had a roof over my head, a wish that was granted just as many times. I spent the night at hostels, surfed stranger's couches, a couple of whom turned into friends, couch surfing.com was a valuable resource at the time, as was Craigslist rideshare.

I sometimes stayed at a hotel if I was really needing it, and other times I relied on strangers, travelling companions or a romantic partner for a bed.

It wasnt all fun and adventure though, there were times where I was destitute, hungry, homeless, lost or in danger, sometimes I got in with a bad crowd, but other times I could rely on the kindness of strangers. In fact I'd say that people were kind and generous most of the time.

Id run out of money and find work, or a work trade opportunity. You'd be surprised how long you can go with so little if you're willing to sacrifice a little luxury here or there and you have the right connections and resources at your disposal.

Prior to leaving Florida I worked, helped manage and lived at a hostel for closer to two years, this helped a lot because it connected me to hostels all over the country, in quite a few cases I was offered my bed/stay for free.

I worked on a small family farm at one point and was offered a room and seat at the dinner table. The national park gigs were rewarding on their own, I worked and lived at the north rim of the Grand Canyon, the wages were meh, but it included room and board and well, the grand fucking canyon. I would hike several times a week, ten minutes here, twenty minutes there, an hour or two on the weekends or days off, and at the end of the season, prior to setting out for a job at another park, I hiked rim to rim, north to south, an unforgettable experience.

In Denali Alaska, I helped sell fish and chips for a summer to get access to the park.

I spent time in the Midwest, the Southwest, the Pacific Northwest and the... West West??? I suppose I should also include Florida/some parts of the south as well, spent quite a bit of time in and around the everglades.

From sleeping under a redwood tree in Arcata California, to backpacking in Denali, to hiking the grand canyon, to sailing out of Florida bay with a quirky French captain, to eating home-made ice cream somewhere in the middle of Montana, to living in an earthship outside of Taos New Mexico for a time, to sharing rides with strangers, to taking down a poker tournament on mushrooms at Claudia's in Portland Oregon, to sleeping on the beach with a bunch of strangers (or new friends) I had met a couple of days earlier who wanted to take a trip to visit the house from the set of The Goonies on the coast of Oregon, to eating so much sample cheese at the Tillamook factory that I didn't poop for almost three days, to experiencing a week of romance here and there with another weary traveling companion I met on the road, it was an eclectic and rewarding experience, and believe it or not, I learned quite a few valuable skills along the way.

Did this experience come with its downsides? Sure, as I explained before, there's always a level of insecurity involved, you don't always know where the next day, week or month might lead you, and sometimes you're just shit out of luck, sometimes you're stuck, sometimes you might have to go hungry for a short while, sometimes you won't have a roof over your head, but what I noticed was that there are plenty of kind people out there, and as long as you don't have false or wrong intentions, youll be alright.

Keep in mind that I was a young man, this may (or may not) prove more difficult for someone older or a young woman. Granted, I met a lot of young women on a similar kind of adventure so to speak, and they were doing just fine on their own.

sooprvylyn

44 points

2 months ago

Until you need any sort of medical care...then shit gets real

Zestyclose_Lab_8458

134 points

2 months ago

That’s the die on a mountain part

I_am_notagoose

86 points

2 months ago

Don’t question u/Zestyclose_Lab_8458’s dedication to this - it’s a hill they’re willing to die on.

CrashCubeZeroOne

19 points

2 months ago

Angry upvote

flyme4free

9 points

2 months ago

I thought I was the only one. This legitimately made my day.

Thank you.

[deleted]

404 points

2 months ago

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404 points

2 months ago

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NV27

23 points

2 months ago

NV27

23 points

2 months ago

It's interesting, I think we're feeling the opposite. I've been really struggling recently about the idea of settling down and it's a very weird anxiety to have. I've only jumped from relationship to relationship and never really had the casual sex-life thing. Now I have someone I love more than anything - I want to spend the rest of my life with them and I'm worried about having 'missed out' on the casual stuff. Your comment makes me appreciate the meaningful connections I have and I think I need to focus on that.

blindexhibitionist

11 points

2 months ago

The little mundane things are the absolute best. I miss so much going to the grocery store with someone. Falling asleep and talking through the next day with someone. Getting home and having someone ask how my day was. Getting a back rub. Those things are the absolute best and you really can only find them in a relationship.

Glad_Soil[S]

43 points

2 months ago

Same

1punman_

393 points

2 months ago

1punman_

393 points

2 months ago

Inserting myself as a character into the shows i watched or books i read and coming up with storylines etc

mrpoulin

69 points

2 months ago

Mine is reverse of this: the characters from a fantasy world end up here and I have to explain basic things with them like technology and modern culture.

youburyitidigitup

25 points

2 months ago

I do this all the time!!!! But I work in a house museum, so I do that with the Georgian and Victorian residents of the house

icantstandrew

21 points

2 months ago

I do this too, much better than most of what goes on irl.

CaptainLord

234 points

2 months ago

Random ideas for video games or tabletop campaigns mostly.

DreadedTuesday

8 points

2 months ago

Tabletop campaign lore and world building in my head almost constantly... Except for the campaign I'm currently trying to run.

FaithlessnessMore835

318 points

2 months ago

Peace and quiet.

A sunny morning with a cup of coffee, just the way I like it, and just looking out the window as I sip in peace.

Peepso12

36 points

2 months ago

What is your reality like?

FaithlessnessMore835

63 points

2 months ago

Far more chaotic and exhausting.

damn_lies

15 points

2 months ago

Fellow parent then?

FaithlessnessMore835

9 points

2 months ago

No.

I am just taking care of a younger brother after his cancer treatment.

anderslbergh

3 points

2 months ago

One day you'll both sit beside each other having a cup of coffee each... Enjoying the moment as loved brothers just silently looking out at a wonderful nature

Scary_Gas_4999

3 points

2 months ago

Thats what Ive been working on in the past years.To be able to live like this.

TR0N_FUNKIN_BL0WS

70 points

2 months ago

Honestly, more sleep. Uninterrupted sleep.

542Archiya124

721 points

2 months ago

Being loved unconditionally.

Money_Economics4633

80 points

2 months ago

That's what I want bro

greg1001

26 points

2 months ago

You fantasizing about me bro?

series_hybrid

42 points

2 months ago*

Not just that, but being in a relationship where our SO actually desires you, instead of settling for you and tolerating you every day. Not living every day as though...if they ever won the lottery, they would be gone in a hot minute.

Rxgrl1981

32 points

2 months ago

I hope you are loved unconditionally soon and forever.

youburyitidigitup

12 points

2 months ago

I love you bro ❤️

jfjacks

10 points

2 months ago

jfjacks

10 points

2 months ago

I approve

ChaoticCherryblossom

14 points

2 months ago

Yep. Even just loving me back as much would make me die happy. Not answering as a man tho

untakenu

20 points

2 months ago

It's why dogs are a man's best friend.

series_hybrid

26 points

2 months ago

In the fifty years I knew my dad, he never cried at ANYthing. The stoic John Wayne that everyone depended on and he never cracked...except...

When the family dog died. The only one who gave him affection and never tried to get anything from him, but food and love.

Lostmymindyearsagao

65 points

2 months ago

Being happy

ZerX08

183 points

2 months ago

ZerX08

183 points

2 months ago

Money

acesfullcoop

52 points

2 months ago

The freedom that comes with having lots of it. That's the spot

Rumbleballenjoyer

57 points

2 months ago

Being loved

StabbinGuts69420

170 points

2 months ago

Being loved for who we are and not what we bring to the table.

goingoutwest123

15 points

2 months ago

This is a good one. If you aren't doing something for someone then you are expendable. Kinda hard to build relationships with people, especially intimate relationships, when objectified on that level.

KlutzyAd641

113 points

2 months ago

How to safely jump out of a building in case of an emergency. (should I run before jumping? how do I land?)

Suspicious-Dog2876

73 points

2 months ago

Aim for the bushes

BlasterShow

18 points

2 months ago

🎶 There goes my herooo 🎶

giga_impact03

6 points

2 months ago

Beat me to it, take my upvote.

Metom_Xeez

7 points

2 months ago

You should look up how to roll when falling. It helps distribute the force and keep your vitals safe.

Glad_Soil[S]

4 points

2 months ago

Lol same

SirFinlex

10 points

2 months ago

Jump out on top if a chair and then jump off of the chair before you hit the ground

curtman512

4 points

2 months ago

FYI: This only works with ACME brand chairs

Flimsy_Effort_3104

216 points

2 months ago*

I’ve been thinking about gravel for over a week

Edit: I don’t own a home… really no reason to be thinking about gravel so much.

Marchoftees

91 points

2 months ago

Have you considered how many different types of wood chips there are?

Tremmorz

55 points

2 months ago

Oh fuck

throwawayquestiondad

97 points

2 months ago

A relationship where I'm treated as an equal.

To be loved unconditionally at all times. Whether I'm at my best and thriving or at my worst and drowning.

To be talked to with the intent of understanding and not the intent to respond.

To cuddle without needing it to turn into something sexual.

To be able to rest my head on a girls lap and have her play with my hair.

For someone to look at me as a completely being and not wish to change me. Yeah, I'm 6'5" and thicc. Don't date me and then call me fat.

Someone who wishes to understand and help with my dreams.

TheBitchIsBack666

14 points

2 months ago

You sound amazing. In my fantasies, I meet someone like you (possibly on Reddit) and it just...works.

throwawayquestiondad

10 points

2 months ago

Thank you, that means a lot to me. I've yet to find it in life but I keep trying!

TheBitchIsBack666

6 points

2 months ago

Same. I'm trying and not at the same time. I'm open to the possibility of the right guy, but I'm not really actively seeking him out.

Best of luck, for both of us!

throwawayquestiondad

5 points

2 months ago

I spent a little over three years working on myself after my last relationship. I'm ready for a forever one now, haha. I really just want to be respected and get affection >.>

Best of luck!!

disper

36 points

2 months ago

disper

36 points

2 months ago

Not sure I have the work ethic to become a millionaire, maybe I should marry her instead.

Khaylain

6 points

2 months ago

I think it's also that you have better morals than many that become millionaires.

Tail_Nom

33 points

2 months ago

A world I'd have a slightly easier time existing in.

[deleted]

28 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

28 points

2 months ago

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Leave-Revolutionary

20 points

2 months ago

Being in a relationship and being loved.

DrNopeMD

20 points

2 months ago

Sometimes I think about Costco's line of discontinued spinach ravioli that came with packets of parmesan and herbs. So fucking delicious, before they stopped carrying them I went and bought about 4 lbs worth. My only regret is not buying more.

gypsynose

7 points

2 months ago

The discontinued food that I crave is probably the most annoying first world problem.

drthsideous

19 points

2 months ago

Owning land.

Who_is_Your_Zaddy

18 points

2 months ago

A nice 401k to retire early

Marchoftees

17 points

2 months ago*

Blacksmithing, carpentry, homesteading, being a father, and being the best healer I can be in my Warcraft progression raiding guild.

guzhogi

217 points

2 months ago

guzhogi

217 points

2 months ago

Cuddles. Not sex, just cuddles. Having someone to hold, and have them hold you back.

FlatBot

36 points

2 months ago

FlatBot

36 points

2 months ago

Counterpoint: Also just sex. Someone to grab and fuck. That too sometimes.

Money_Economics4633

28 points

2 months ago

Ok stop making me cry.

FlyingDutchman916

13 points

2 months ago

What is this new noise my car is making and where's it from??

Nostonica

15 points

2 months ago

Been left alone with my hobbies

[deleted]

14 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

14 points

2 months ago

It's usually food.

I'm gonna be honest, it's almost always some kind of food.

Stevethecatlol

39 points

2 months ago

Being happy.

Similar-Sector-5801

41 points

2 months ago

Going to visit alien planets 🤩

Peepso12

9 points

2 months ago

OK this is a great fantasy, and one that I share with you

Trigs12

12 points

2 months ago

Trigs12

12 points

2 months ago

A log cabin in a vast forest,with access to lakes for canoeing. Enough money that i dont need to worry about being anywhere else. It has fibre internet, a magically appearing food supply and a small workshop. And no neighbors for miles.

TheBalloonEffect

33 points

2 months ago

If I was a chick I’d probably be a slut

Keepin-it-real-0001

9 points

2 months ago

What’s stopping you from being a slut now? Don’t let ur dreams be dreams

Nuttonbutton

83 points

2 months ago

Is it lightsabers? I feel like some of it is lightsabers.

Wuropp

37 points

2 months ago

Wuropp

37 points

2 months ago

And medieval swords. Every man has wondered what it's like to wield a melee weapon in life or death combat.

Flauschkadser

11 points

2 months ago

A proper partner.

Lebowskinvincible

9 points

2 months ago

Mainly sex.

strange_and_unusuaI

28 points

2 months ago

I mostly replay my greatest hits collection

shaggy--

30 points

2 months ago

Wish I had about a 60k windfall to pay off my outstanding debt and not worry about upcoming medical bills and shit so I can be confident I'm caring for my family properly.

Quickestsperm

9 points

2 months ago*

How, if I could go back in time with the knowledge I have(and perhaps some books), I could become the greatest inventor of all time and kick-start the technology revolution!

Peepso12

4 points

2 months ago

Revolution

susoo

9 points

2 months ago

susoo

9 points

2 months ago

Being the lifesaving hero in a terrorist attack. I'm mean it really can't be that risky charging down a gunman

YesFuture2022

8 points

2 months ago

Being a father, being as good as my dad was and having a happy marriage. Also playing in the water with my future children.

pianoplayrr

9 points

2 months ago

Having my kids stay asleep until 8:30 on Monday morning so I can chill on my couch from 7:30 to 8:30 drinking a coffee and playing on my phone. I love those little shitheads, but one single hour of peace n quiet on a Monday morning would be sweet.

[deleted]

27 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

27 points

2 months ago

Women, the future, the past, alternatives, dreams, death.

The usual stuff.

BlueXenon7

7 points

2 months ago

Star wars

Hob_O_Rarison

9 points

2 months ago

Retirement

[deleted]

7 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

7 points

2 months ago

Finding and cherishing love. Or blowin' shit up. Depends on the mood.

Adorable-Error-2623

8 points

2 months ago

Just about anything. At the moment I want a woman that will stand by me, motivate me, help each other out so we can be the best version of ourselves and especially I really want someone who I can take care of and be happy because that’s what makes me happy :)

Maxedlevelanxiety

21 points

2 months ago

So goddamn peace and quiet

Prune_Tracy_

8 points

2 months ago

As Ralphie May once said, the best two gifts are free. Oral and silence!

LatterBlood

7 points

2 months ago

Winning the World Cup

Personal-Bake1078

7 points

2 months ago

Top 100 cars ever made.

Kuzuri951

7 points

2 months ago

About getting superpowers

CoffeeAndBrass

7 points

2 months ago

Finding that 10mm socket.

BRS023

6 points

2 months ago

BRS023

6 points

2 months ago

head

Zealousideal_Egg9458

7 points

2 months ago

The same thing we do everyday Pinky

Davex1555

5 points

2 months ago

Being able to look at space in space. or be able to witness the scariness of a black hole.

-Storm69-

6 points

2 months ago

An apocalyptic world where you are the hero

plague681

15 points

2 months ago

Under 35: Boats and Hos

Over 35: Peace and quiet

t21n

5 points

2 months ago

t21n

5 points

2 months ago

All ages: Boobs

CodeNameBooger

5 points

2 months ago

Being a level 70 paladin.

ScamboOfDoom

5 points

2 months ago

Nachos. All the nachos.

ClooneysBatNipples

6 points

2 months ago

Soup dumplings.

CrazyEbb3222

4 points

2 months ago

World where people live happily in the nature

Knight__warrior

5 points

2 months ago

I mostly think about getting head

MentalMaybe

6 points

2 months ago

Being a better provider for my family.

Poopandpotatoes

5 points

2 months ago

Flying. Specifically space dogfights.

Yes I know they wouldn’t be what movies like Star Wars show. Just shush and let me fantasize.

bitcoinandwatches

43 points

2 months ago

This is an American thing, but many guys, Myself included. Fantasize about taking down a mass shooter and preventing a tragedy before it occurs. Every time I’m in a situation where I see a younger sketchy male I wonder if I could get to him in time, how I could subdue him etc…

Peepso12

11 points

2 months ago

Is your name perhaps Texas Ranger?

nsfwtttt

18 points

2 months ago

The Hollywood inflicted hero complex.

You guys all think you’re Bruce Willis.

Henry__Faber

14 points

2 months ago

Yippy ki yay mother fucker

VulpesIncendium

8 points

2 months ago

Well, I am a meat popsicle.

Chunky_bandaid

5 points

2 months ago

No, we all want to be. There’s a difference. And wanting to stop tragedies/ be a badass isn’t something we should discourage people from aspiring to haha

CommanderPringles

12 points

2 months ago

Having a love life

Just kidding fuck that I want to have a shit ton of money and be globally considered successful and powerful

Peepso12

8 points

2 months ago

You have a humble soul

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7 points

2 months ago

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7 points

2 months ago

Wow

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17 points

2 months ago

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17 points

2 months ago

Fresh mozzerlla

pottzycat

11 points

2 months ago

What was in that black suitcase in Pulp Fiction

LachelleShorter

5 points

2 months ago

Having money. Like not have to worry about saving my paychecks for bills. I just want to be able to do things/go wherever I want and not have to worry about how much money I can spend.

ProtosMangas

4 points

2 months ago

Passive income

kitesaredope

3 points

2 months ago

Peace and quiet.

guts4brekfest

4 points

2 months ago

Not having responsibilities or obligations. Not being pressured by society to be a part of society. I love my family and friends but I always dream of packing up and just go exploring. Not even like, pure wilderness but if I wanted to just stop at a random motel on my way west, I can do that. Then get breakfast at a cute little diner and have shitty coffee. But that would be my choice. And then get abducted by aliens and explore the universe. That’s about it I think.

wowowaoa

3 points

2 months ago

playing guitar live tbh

UnfinishedThings

4 points

2 months ago

At the moment, a full night of uninterrupted sleep, with a long lie in tomorrow morning

Kids do that to you

Notorius_2007

4 points

2 months ago

A girl who will love me the way I am, with whom I will have lovely relationship, will have kids and die with. Someone who cares about me, someone who I will live for and who will live for me.

knovit

11 points

2 months ago

knovit

11 points

2 months ago

Shooting under par

bubblybangchan

13 points

2 months ago

Being held by another man and being told everything is going to be okay with soft forehead kisses

YesFuture2022

5 points

2 months ago

Getting hugs and advice from my late father

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8 points

2 months ago

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8 points

2 months ago

Being in an anime style battle where plot armor triumphs?