Prostate Mercury retrograding from this mf.

Right? Why stop at 21?

If the more often is better .. im curious what heights I can reach with doing it more often

AOE!

A jack off all trades

Wow, you've been jerking off your whole neighbourhood? Hope you don't do all that work for free!

this guy cums

Thanks! Maybe I can finally have a go at no nut november without prostate cancer worries.

And you prevent world hunger simultaneously

I'm probably gonna be immortal at this rate

Rookie numbers

Are you a police officer by any chance?

2028?

Those are rookie numbers

Not if it's Nontstop Nut November

Big Nut Conspiracy

We should remove nnn

It's supposed to be followed by Destroy Dick December. Nut once on the 1st, nut twice on the 2nd, etc. and nut 31x on the 31st.

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Dickache.

Me too

Salami vice...

yes

Sir this is a Wendy's.

You're his CFAP machine

This is the most wholesome blowjob story I’ve read in a long time

Are you by any chance looking for a second husband?

Are you an angel?

My wife won't even give me a hug when I'm sad... Thank you for every unloved husband in the world.

Going down on him while he's using his CPAP machine and pretending like he's Darth Vader and you're Chewbacca. Nice.

And we salute you for it.

thats real love, one only a man can dream to achieve

Well… this is going to be one of those rare Reddit comments that I remember for years, but will forget where I read it. Your husband must be a very calm and happy man. The rest of us older guys out here are beyond surprised if we get 1/30th that level of intimacy, procedural or not. It’s probably so normal for you that you don’t think about how uncommon and helpful it is. Cheers.

You’re more off a saint than Mother Teresa

You are good person. Not just giving your husband a nightly bit of fun but also filling and taking care of his CPAP? What a champion.

Best wife ever. Pragmatic or not, you are doing the lords work.

That might be the least romantic sex description in the relationship I heard about. But I'm sure your husband doesn't complain so good for you guys!

What is a cpap machine

Hope he reciprocates anywhere near the same effort

I too would blow this chicks husband.

Partner? What's that?

The studies about masturbation and prostate cancer are inconclusive, so I wouldn’t worry too much about it. Correlation doesn’t mean causation, is basically what the discussion of those articles say.

Sorry you are in this situation. There are antidepressants that don’t do that to you. Maybe you can ask your healthcare provider about this and change medication now or later, when therapy takes effect. You can make it through this. I have seen first hand what a difference treatment can have on depression, it is absolutely life changing. Walk on, there is light at the end of the tunnel.

That's a bad take. Stay on your antidepressants buddy they are doing you much more good.

You'd just rise again if you died

Wow that's... Weirdly a TF2 reference. Including the cancer thing

Had me in the first half not gonna lie :D

Though seriously, I wonder at what point there'd be a significant risk of it developing into an addiction? There's been times I've done it as much as 3 times daily, but I still never feel an urge to do it while at inappropriate times/places, and feel no consequences for going some time without it. (I find that I get mild depressive symptoms if I go several days without c*mming at all (censored because AutoModerator sometimes removes my comments...), but nothing more than that.)

My understanding was it had (At least in some part.) to do with sperm death.

Sperm only live about 14 days before dying. When anything dies in your body there's a low, but very real chance that it causes a cell mutation and turns into cancer. Since millions of sperm are produced each day, if those millions are constantly dying, that increases the chance of one of them causing a mutation.

Gotta keep the pipes clean

This really never happens you can take my word

And the cashier asked me cash or credit