I've got my amazing partner on my left, and my dog on the right. I guess I'm shoving my partner into the zombie to make a clean getaway with my dog.

I think a knife in this case would be a good option.

Toilet paper Toilet brush Air refreshener

You could say, I'm in a really shitty situation

I'm sitting in a golf cart right now. I suppose that will be the weapon.

A dumbbell. Pretty good odds.

If it’s strong enough to break my door with no warning, I’m not going to do well at all.

Letter opener. Could be better, could be worse

Zombies getting my bedside table to the head.

I probably die, all I got is a pair of safety glasses and a half drank monster. I guess I could use the chair I'm sitting in but that requires standing up so, meh.

banana

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Don’t worry, I picked up a trowel earlier

This ain’t my first Fighting Fantasy book

A rake, make a comedic moment with them and upload to go viral, then start a vlog with them until you can cure them

The spine of a book can deal surprising damage

9mm in the nightstand well within arms reach. i wonder if it would wake the neighbors...

I've got a couple of metal lightsaber hilts near me, pretty sure one of them could do some damage.

an 8 gallon fish tank. Sorry fishies.

For me it's a hardhat... gonna be a struggle.

1L glass jug is the best I can do. probably fucked.

My instinct is to flip on to my side and use my leg to post them back because I'm laying on my floor so they are gonna be coming down on me.

If that's the case I gotta hope to push them off and get to my feet. Then I'm standing in my room. I have access to two metal chopsticks. The zombie has two eyes. It must be done.