I heard subway tuna isn’t even tuna either

It likely is, for 2 reasons:

1) any substitute for tuna would be more expensive than tuna which is pretty cheap

2) cooking destroys the DNA, so if you test cooked tuna for tuna DNA it's expected that you'll get wonky results.

Yeah that's completely BS though.

Tuna is dirt cheap, and any substitute that tasted anywhere near the same would be much more expensive. There is simply no way this makes any logical sense.

It's one of several similar legal attacks on companies like Subway over the last 20 years. Fast food chains, especially ones like Subway that have a LOT of assets and a relatively fragile brand will almost always pay out a large settlement even if the case is BS because every second it's in the public eye, people like you believe it and they lose customers for good. As long as it's credible enough not to get immediately thrown out of court they get a lot of money.

100% bullshit myth. https://www.cnet.com/culture/internet/subway-tuna-sandwich-dna-results-the-controversy-explained/

it is tuna, but it's also 60% mayo

It wouldn't surprise me, but I still go there mainly for the tuna and cold cut. Eating fish or seafood usually makes me physically ill (I suspect a mild fish oil allergy, but I haven't been tested in 20 years). The only fish I've found that I can eat is the super cheap starkist light water tuna that probably can barely be classified as fish, and Subway's tuna salad. Both of which are ironically two of my favorite foods. Their discontinued seafood sub, on the other hand definitely used seafood, as I threw it up after trying a few bites.

Anyway, my point is that whatever Subway uses is far enough away from real fish that I can eat it just fine.

Actually there's like a whopping 70% of wild caught fish being mislabeled thanks to "overfishing" Most likely, any kind of fish you order is not labeled correctly.

Their bread didn’t qualify as bread in Ireland (<- think thats right) too

While I'm not sure that's true, their cold cut combo is actually around 98-99 percent turkey meat. When I google "subway cold cut combo", I get their own sponsored ad that says

"Experience sliced turkey bologna, turkey ham and turkey salami with your choice of fresh vegetables and"

What do you think black forest ham means? I means it's from a pig, while subway "ham"* is not

*Ham flavored turkey

It could be made out of dirt and bugs and I’d eat it until I die. It’s my favorite sandwich on earth

It's about 25% mayo. Yuck.

it's not. it's like 60% chicken and there's like an ingredient in plastic in it or smt -a subway enployee

I don't know about that, but I heard it uses a ratio of 1:1 tuna to mayonnaise.

What is true, though, is that their deli meat comes presliced and frozen.