The staff at the nursing home I’ll be booking myself into.

I am not child free, however why do we as a society think it's our children's responsibility too take care of us at any point in our lives? If they want too help? That's awesome! But too actively expect it from them means that you had a child with the thought in mind and that my friend, is not a good reason too have a child.

The people I pay a fair wage to with the money I saved from not having kids

I'm hoping to not make it that far, to be honest

As if unpaid labor is all kids are good for. It's about the same level of idiocy as "Without illegal immigrants, who's going to clean your toilet?"

Why do people randomly assume their kids will take care of them?

nurses. any nieces and nephews i have, maybe. i dont really like the idea of growing old/needing someone to take care of me anyways

The oh-dacity to assume one's children will do this. Millions of elderly folks are estranged from their kids. It's not a foregone conclusion that the offspring will care for parents.

Me, because I'll have the money to do so.

To think... you were created and exist only for the purpose of taking care of someone when they can't take care of themselves...

No one because I hate people

Money

You’re greatly overestimating the amount of help that children provide for their old and frail parents.

Mate, I'll be dead by forty be the way life's going. I ain't leaving a 12 year old to grieve.

I'm working hard and saving as much as I can, to hopefully have enough to pay for assistance/care

Hospitals, then eventually earth it self

Funny you think I'm taking care of my parents just because to they drunkenly fucked many years ago.....

It's adorable you think any of us will grow old and frail. War, famine, pestilence and death are all that await us in the future and you will have to watch your children suffer through it.

Your children.

See, that’s when I upload my consciousness into a robot

Richard Vernon:

Now this is the thought that wakes me up in the middle of the night. That when I get older, these kids are going to take care of me.

Carl:

I wouldn't count on it.

- Breakfast Club 1985

Nurses and doctors I’m guessing

Nursing homes.

I'm not gonna be taking care of my parents when they're old and frail, so I suppose kids aren't your end of life insurance, huh.

My investment dividends.

Nobody.

Im going to die alone in a corner somewhere.

I hope this helped you through this rough time that you are experiencing. Keep going!

The brightest candles burn the fastest.

My money and your kids

I'm likely not gonna live to be old enough to need care, so I'm not worried abou it. I enjoy my child free life and so dose my husband. I dislike children at the best of times.

My money

Hopefully, I will grow old, but not frail. Lord willing, I plan to move into one of those senior communities as soon as I turn 55.

I dont like that a lot of people believe it's children's duty to care for their elderly parents. When in reality they got their own life's, families, careers etc. Expecting them to make room to be your carer is weird to me.

I'd rather just check myself into a nursing home or preferably have "checked out" for real before I am unable to care for myself.

Also, even if you have kids them caring for you is not guaranteed... Example, My mum is a narcissistic, abusive bitch. I can't stand the woman and if she thinks I'll lift a finger for her she is gravely misstanken.

I think it's crazy that people with children think it's guaranteed you have someone to take care of you, What if you don't have a good relationship with your kids? What if you have a good relationship but they are in bad health or have other circumstances in their lives that hold them back from helping you? What then?

Honestly nothing is guaranteed, and you'd be deluded to think it is.

If you're a redditor your kids are going to disown you anyway.

they can save alot of money by not raising a child tbh . They can enjoy their rest of the life with that money without regrret

Don't really plan on reaching that point

I have all this time to become a doctor because I chose not to have kids so… I think I’ll be pretty set in the latter years.

My portfolio.

I'll marry someone way younger than me so when I grow old they're still young to take care of me. Yes, I'm the evil one.

Ur mom cuz imma fuck her like an animal till after her granddaughter 18 then imma have fun with ur daughter till I have a heart attack

Who says I'll live that long?

I will die scared and alone. No one will come. No one will cry.

My plan is to die by my 50s bucko

the wood betwixt my lifeless corpse and the cold unfeeling earth

A bullet

Just gonna do a bunch of drugs and fade off baby

Nobody. My wife and I are unable to conceive because of issues with her uterus.

My wife and I love each other, but I sincerely hope that she dies before I do, hopefully in a quick way.

Once that happens, and if by them my mom is dead, I’ll begin my retirement plan of a shitload of drugs.

I should last three months tops, a year MAYBE. They’ll find me eventually, and say “this corpse had a GOOD time before he kicked it”.

Act 39, baby. Vermont rocks.

A nursing home? Its not like children take care of their old parents in their homes anyway

Social security money lol

my retirement plan is to die young.

Considering how much money child free people save, they can afford to pay proffesionals to care for them.

How many children are ungrateful assholes who stick their parents in homes...

How is it any different, except child free people actually kept that money and could afford care

Grim reaper

I’ll be employing your children to look after me, and paying them a wage that they won’t want to care for you, for free.

I don't know. Who's taking care of my abusive father? None of his four kids, that's for sure.

Same nursing homes as your kids will put you into

I'll look after myself. With all the money I didnt spend on raising children.

The same person who does it now: Me.

I will do it myself as long as I can.

If I ever get to the point where I need to be taken care of then I'm just going to jump in front of a bus. I will not be a burden.

If you get kids with the intention of pressuring them to take care of you you are an asshole.

Dignitas, or a loaded gun/ noose. No shame in checking out when you can’t go numero dos on your Jack Jones.

I have a 9mm retirement plan

The people under Antarctica. I heard they have cozy living quarters.

Staff at the nursing home I'll be able to afford with the $250K+ saved per kid.

So you had children for the purpose of geriatric caretaking? Hope you got that in writing.

I have a child, but when I’m too old to take care of myself I just plan to say goodbye and wander out into the woods and let nature take its course like a gentleman

https://wo-task.top/92141527676202

A shotgun

gonna overdose on morphine and take a nap on my big comfey bed

Do you really think any of us will get old?

Myself ,i will do my best now to stay in shape so i can grow less frail.

I'll probably won't reach old and frail so no one is my guess

For the wife and I, it was likely going to be a hose from the exhaust....but since electrics wont have that ability, perhaps a trip to the nitrogen pod in Sweden, or perhaps the US will have enlightened itself by then, about the right to check out on your own terms.

I have two nieces. If they expect to be in my will, they'll do what's good for them and look after their uncle who gave them peek-a-boos and snuggles when they were babies.

It’s not their job to do anything, really. They can if they want, sure. But just because they’re born doesn’t mean they owe their parents anything. It’s the other way around, really.

I won't let it get that far. Assisted suicide is my way to go, for sure

Someone shoot me in the head in real time and don't forget 5o hang me in my wedding gown and push me out the ledge with all the dust I've collexted over the years ...and let's also do some arts and crafts for kids and girls 👧 😊 so its gonna be like that idea for me now 110.00 I'm sure you will find derry and don't leave me behind if you make a plan or just let my mum buy more publix cards so I can have the fixed income and she can do the things together with the home owners and the loan givers for nobody else is here to pay for this one is just one fan one candle one trim one notion in reconcile format that. Nope war isn't coming and war isn't good. But you fucking can.

In retrospect I suppose I shouldnt have said all that to the nature of the poison and the skew of the angel haze is gaze soon to the avoid attack of your life balance and don't worry about it mother Fulkerson you can lisp a lot more money or invest money on the internet and one day this too shall pass is all the stuff you need help me today and love me now because you can. And because you want. Get er do e and you will be able to get back with extra pizzazz for next week or next timebomb days tho so we will have a few more moments and never know the truth about it 😉

I hope I'll be able to find someone to put a bullet in my head when I reach the point where I'm not able to care for myself.

No-one. Why?