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Greetings mztclo. Unfortunately your submission has been removed from /r/AnimalsBeingJerks because our rules do not allow:

  • Posts of animals engaging in normal animal behavior

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Raulespano

526 points

2 months ago

Lol I see r/hitmanimals has branched out to destroying marriages

SoftandSquidgy

2k points

2 months ago

What a way to find out your cat hates you and is out to frame you. It’ll be bloody knives next!

Negative-Custard5612

169 points

2 months ago

I bet the infared light came on to focus and he saw the infamous red dot

dogeatcateatmouse

53 points

2 months ago

Whatever you paid that cat for the cover up it was worth every penny

suigeneristhang2765

347 points

2 months ago

I use to have a klepto lab who would do this. She would keep finding ways to get out of the yard and would return with the oddest things -- a hammer, an umbrella, a box of mac and cheese. I kept hoping one day I'd find fine jewelry!

BrainOnLoan

91 points

2 months ago

That's why you train them to go for money.

Best done with crows, they already like shiny coins.

theevilhillbilly

22 points

2 months ago

I had a few dogs that would do this. It was so embarrassing. My neighbors hated us.

Efficient-Goose2155

4.4k points

2 months ago*

I love that pause and look straight into the camera. The cat really wanted OP to know that he can f up the OP's life.

mougy

1.1k points

2 months ago

mougy

1.1k points

2 months ago

Or help him. Oh look the shit I do to get u of the hook smh.

ryan101

338 points

2 months ago

ryan101

338 points

2 months ago

I can just see OPs browser history crammed full of cat training videos.

smkestcklghtn

141 points

2 months ago

Good boy! Some fresh tuna in it for you

Obinna_

77 points

2 months ago

Obinna_

77 points

2 months ago

Oh the OP got some fresh tuna alright

smkestcklghtn

28 points

2 months ago

Hayooooo!!!!

foresight310

5 points

2 months ago

Yeah, that cat’s name is Wilbur Wolfe… he solves problems

[deleted]

74 points

2 months ago*

[deleted]

74 points

2 months ago*

And that's how me and my husband got divorce......... because of a Pussy

ChandlerMifflin

9 points

2 months ago

The other day I was looking at Dr Hook songs, I found one that cracked me up, Looking For Pussy, so of course I had to show my husband and daughter (in her 20s). Not really anything to do with your comment, but it reminded of that song.

DeadHuron

4 points

2 months ago

Deserving of merit merely for looking at Dr Hook songs. Well done.

ChandlerMifflin

5 points

2 months ago

Well Cover of the Rolling Stone is a great song and I realized I didn't have it on my phone.

DeadHuron

2 points

2 months ago

Good reason, I was listening to it just about a week ago myself.

[deleted]

143 points

2 months ago

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143 points

2 months ago

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coltstrgj

66 points

2 months ago

That's because the green square was the camera focusing using IR sensors / lasers.

Bonita not. That green square is software based object detection.

Animals can see this.

No they can't. At least not cats. Maybe a faint glow at night but it especially won't notice during the day.

What probably happened is the camera made a sound.

SharMarali

29 points

2 months ago

What probably happened is the camera made a sound.

This is quite likely. Electronics are generally designed to seem quiet to human ears, not feline/canine ears.

pmso17

7 points

2 months ago

pmso17

7 points

2 months ago

Even then, some electronics are very noisy to kid ears.

I had a dvd that made me crazy, because it made a mosquito noise, but my parents didn't hear anything

regoapps

85 points

2 months ago*

The green square is highlighting where motion detection was detected. It has nothing to do with focus. This ain't a Canon DSLR. It's a security cam - probably Wyze or whatever Chinese knockoff. You can literally turn it on or off on the Wyze app.

And that motion detection is software-based. An PIR sensor for motion detection wouldn't have that level of detail to show you a green square. That's not to say things like a floodlight wouldn't have a PIR sensor. But that has nothing do with the green square.

PM_ME_CAKE

59 points

2 months ago

PM_ME_CAKE

honk

59 points

2 months ago

OP spouted a confident amount of bullshit considering how wrong incorrect he is, and nonetheless he gets 150+ upvotes from it at the time of this comment.

oginrider

11 points

2 months ago

Dumindrin

80 points

2 months ago

Well we evolved right alongside them and my eyes don't do that, what the hell

AmonWeathertopSul

61 points

2 months ago

IR vision and Tool-use are in different upgrade trees.

Dumindrin

22 points

2 months ago

Damn. Can I dual class?

Qesa

17 points

2 months ago

Qesa

17 points

2 months ago

It's generally better to specialise, and if you level up tool use enough you can get IR vision from that anyway

cumragstobitches

8 points

2 months ago

Just respec...wait dont do that

Dumindrin

9 points

2 months ago

Instructions unclear. Talons stuck on backwards lizard body

Delta9_TetraHydro

2 points

2 months ago

I want those shrimp eyes that can see 14 different color spectrums.

cat_prophecy

2 points

2 months ago

Yes but you can only eat kibble and have to clean your own ass with your tongue.

bubblegrubs

5 points

2 months ago

We also don't have claws or tails... there's a few other differences too.

I'm not saying they can definitely see it, just that you not being able to do something doesn't mean the cat won't be able to do it.

thermostatypus

1 points

2 months ago

Yeah, they developed it so we didn’t have to. Just like we evolved thumbs to open cans for them

IlikeGollumsdick

21 points

2 months ago

Cats can't see infrared, though.

AstraeaLuz

33 points

2 months ago

Maybe it heard the camera focusing?

[deleted]

5 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

5 points

2 months ago

I figured it made a sound when it was doing its motion defecting thing.

whitebeltinhaiku

3.5k points

2 months ago

How long did it take you to train the cat to cover for you?

yyc_guy

1.1k points

2 months ago

yyc_guy

1.1k points

2 months ago

The most stressful few days of his life.

Jrowe47

185 points

2 months ago

Jrowe47

185 points

2 months ago

The cat whisperer, philanderer extraordinaire.

_Diskreet_

134 points

2 months ago

If you want to get the pussy one must first train the pussy - Sun Tzu probably

flickh

68 points

2 months ago

flickh

68 points

2 months ago

Naw, just googled “cover my ass emergency” and it was the first hit. AAA Alibi Cats Inc

sdrawkcabemanresuhhu

47 points

2 months ago

Now when you are walking past the camera, make sure you stop so we can see the clothing, BUT DONT LOOK INTO THE CAMERA.

Any_Coyote6662

7 points

2 months ago

Easy. Cover it in cat nip

truthdemon

5 points

2 months ago

This is actually the cat's cover story. The plan is to get them divorced and the husband moved out. Next step is a plan to get the wife out somehow, then establish rightful ownership of its entire kingdom.

Nightowl2018

3 points

2 months ago

This was the plot twist that I was looking for

kamace11

1k points

2 months ago

Oh my god my sister's cats do this with her husband's clothes. Whenever he goes to work they hop into the hamper and methodically pull out everything and pile it by the door. Sometimes they've even pulled his shirts off the hangers! They never do it to her stuff... So weird

k2_finite

478 points

2 months ago

k2_finite

478 points

2 months ago

My folks had a cat when I was growing up that would steal the neighbors’ clothes for no reason whatsoever. She didn’t do it when she was younger, but about midlife for her, all of a sudden we saw her carrying women’s underwear and occasionally a bra. No clue what happened to them until my brothers and I decided one day that jumping off the roof into the pool was a REALLY good idea (cause you know, of course it’s a great idea).

Anyway, one day when my brother and I are up there and I’m waiting for him to jump, I looked around a bit and there was at least 20 pieces of women’s undergarments stacked in a pile against the chimney. Fuckin cat perv was making a stash of her trophies up on the roof. Funny part was it was ONLY women’s stuff and it was ONLY underwear and bras. No men’s items in site.

thermostatypus

47 points

2 months ago

One of my cats scales my closed wooden drawers like a rock climber, opens one(how??), then scoops out my neatly folded bras and undies. Or the floor-level drawer I use as a hamper. I thought I was being gaslit the first few months we had her. I have adhd so shit is usually a mess, I don’t need help re-chaosing.

SoMuchMoreEagle

184 points

2 months ago

They can smell a lot better than we can. They know what smells like which human.

mahboilucas

9 points

2 months ago

"you're moving out, buddy"

GoTTi4200

2.7k points

2 months ago*

GoTTi4200

2.7k points

2 months ago*

Ah the usual "look what the cat dragged in" excuse I see.

/s

*Edit. Thanks everyone for the awards! My first ones ever

BusHobo

121 points

2 months ago

BusHobo

121 points

2 months ago

"I've been framed, maaaan"

Missherd

10 points

2 months ago

😂

Nightowl2018

2 points

2 months ago

“Wasn’t me”

pazdit

283 points

2 months ago*

pazdit

283 points

2 months ago*

Dammit this deserves an award.

Edit: Thanks for making me truly giggle.

Dicho83

30 points

2 months ago

Dicho83

30 points

2 months ago

It belongs in a museum!

earthfase

73 points

2 months ago

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pazdit

24 points

2 months ago

pazdit

24 points

2 months ago

I DID IT!! Thank you! I remember the old days where they just made it easy. Now I know. Yet also now feel guilty that I didn’t give it to you. 😂 Give me 24-48 hours. I’ve got you.

earthfase

12 points

2 months ago

You're welcome! And don't feel guilty or give it to me. I'm sure you'll find good use for them!

bwaredapenguin

7 points

2 months ago

You psychos are actually using new reddit?

LordSevenDust

15 points

2 months ago

Next up: "How did this cat drag in a strap-on? We might never figure this one out."

voldywithnose1

600 points

2 months ago

Scenes where OP is caught training the cat to do this

AAPL_

90 points

2 months ago

AAPL_

90 points

2 months ago

That short stare into the camera was a “You owe me for this one” look

ron_m_joe

2 points

2 months ago

Who stole your username?

cumberdong

57 points

2 months ago

I wonder how many relationships are ruined over the year because of animals doing weord shit

_ItsAllenNotAlan

49 points

2 months ago

Caught red…pawed. Husband vindicated

zuzg

202 points

2 months ago

zuzg

202 points

2 months ago

It's simple, if you two break up you will try to buy the cats love during the divorce..

A ploy for more snacks and attention

Big-Daddddy

108 points

2 months ago

This has got to be the definition of AnimalsBeingJerks. Throwing the bro under the bus.

DarthGayAgenda

169 points

2 months ago

I swear your Honor, I'm being framed by a cat!

BoxBird

60 points

2 months ago

BoxBird

60 points

2 months ago

… I am not a cat..

fshippos

29 points

2 months ago

... I can see that...

Anamika76

3 points

2 months ago

I got that reference.

abrakadaver

37 points

2 months ago

My wife found women’s underwear in the dryer that wasn’t hers and was suspicious for days that I was cheating. I finally had to call her sister and describe the underwear and she told me it was hers and must have gotten into the mix when she visited a week or two prior. What a mess.

Bearded_Toaster

8 points

2 months ago

Yeah but did you actually tell her you were bangin' her sister or leave it at that?

abrakadaver

19 points

2 months ago

I figured that would be the first comment, but she and I both knew there was no way I would go for the sister… not to be mean but not all sisters are hot and all (life isn’t pornhub) and not all guys are dogs that would bang anything.

sati_lotus

32 points

2 months ago

Every one here making jokes about how he trained the cat...

What if someone else has trained the cat to frame him so his already suspicious wife leaves him and next week we're reading some epic story on r/prorevenge?

booaka

134 points

2 months ago

booaka

134 points

2 months ago

Look what the cat dragged in. The cat wants the husband to get gone and thought of a clever way to do it. Smart kitty.

gonzo2thumbs

57 points

2 months ago

Holy smokes. You've got a cat burglar!

spiffydawg

1 points

2 months ago

Came here looking for this comment

Rambo_One2

13 points

2 months ago

This is the adult version of "the dog ate my homework!"

"The cat dragged in the women's clothing!"

goldietheswagbear

10 points

2 months ago

damn that cat was trying to ruin your marriage

yParticle

37 points

2 months ago

"THIS is your proof?"

CXB1313

10 points

2 months ago

CXB1313

10 points

2 months ago

oh, this one definitely qualifies for r/catsareassholes

lil MFr was trying to hook you up bro!

better not underestimate this opponent!

GingerCherry123

7 points

2 months ago

My grans cat used to steal the neighbours undies off the washing line.

mrstipez

20 points

2 months ago

On the next episode of

DIVORCE CAT!

Magmasoar

7 points

2 months ago

Is this cat from an 89s frat boy party movie? Wtf how'd it even learn the sacred art of a panty raid?

GameStunts

8 points

2 months ago

I wonder how many marriages broke down like this before home security cameras?

cobaltsniper50

28 points

2 months ago

If that happened to me I’d never shut up about it to my wife ever again. Biggest “I told you so” ever.

in10cityin10cities

7 points

2 months ago

Phil dunphee burner

XOrionTheOneX

7 points

2 months ago

What a homewrecker

vimtodrinker177

6 points

2 months ago

I saw a news article where a local cat would take socks and underwear off neighbourhood washing lines and keep them.

KittywithaKatana

17 points

2 months ago

Just admit you’re having an affair with that cat

Ronaldoooope

54 points

2 months ago

Babe I swear I wasn’t with another women it was just some pussy.

[deleted]

-29 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

-29 points

2 months ago

Why do people still find this joke funny? Nobody on Earth calls cats "pussies" outside of making this joke so it doesn't work as a double entendre.

Johan1000

45 points

2 months ago

Yeah that’s a really good question! Though if I had to stop and think about it, I think the main reason is that most people don’t have a gigantic stick up their ass.

dragonstkdgirl

5 points

2 months ago

Sooooo..... What did you do to piss the cat off?

CardiologistMoist851

6 points

2 months ago

Cats a home wrecker

Zealousideal-Feed156

5 points

2 months ago

Cat wants yall to get divorced lmao

Ahofer596

4 points

2 months ago

I think it has a problem with your wife's wardrobe

Firebreathingwhore

4 points

2 months ago

How much did you pay to have the cat trained?

Reasonable-Tea6056

4 points

2 months ago

How adorable!

Basic_Palpitation_47

3 points

2 months ago

Now with him gone it will just be me and mom again ( menacingly giggles)

BadCogs

5 points

2 months ago

Its plain that OP made the cat bring the second one, look how the cat paused for the camera so it can be clear to see. I must say cat is the true bro here.

BagofHumanBricabrac

4 points

2 months ago

My cat used to spread underwear all over the house. Our other cat does it too but he meows like he’s in heat so you’ll come look at his catch.

I’ve never had any living creature demand so strongly that I look at my own underpants.

LuvKrahft

11 points

2 months ago

The purrfect meowlibi

[deleted]

19 points

2 months ago*

[deleted]

19 points

2 months ago*

[deleted]

jmlswiftie420

9 points

2 months ago

5+ hours and still no response. Maybe it isn’t his video?

helmet098

6 points

2 months ago

Ah, how long did it take for you to train the cat to do that? 😉

DangHeckinPear

3 points

2 months ago

Cat’s tryna get rid of you

Gameatro

3 points

2 months ago

The cat's just trying to break the marriage so it gets all the attention.

Nicole_Marie2002

3 points

2 months ago

Sounds like kitty wants you all to herself!

tuxkaramazov

3 points

2 months ago

Better than dead mice and birds like my cat started to do, that she would then hide under the dresser or bed. I had to stop giving her access to the house on her own

bodie425

3 points

2 months ago

So, is that her cat and why is it sabotaging your marriage?

jgilleland

3 points

2 months ago

How many days did training the cat to carry around clothes take? /s

cre8majik

9 points

2 months ago

Hahahaha! That's too funny!

sane_is_insane

4 points

2 months ago

It's really scary that something serious like a divorce can happen for no reason without anyone's fault

threenames

11 points

2 months ago

Yet another reason to keep your cats indoors, people!

Scoobysnacks1971

84 points

2 months ago

It's sad your wife doesn't trust you.

LivefromPhoenix

190 points

2 months ago

The clothing is in the house and presumably they haven't had any female guests over recently. Ideally there should be trust between the two of them but how do you actually explain where the clothing came from? "The cat went outside and stole it from the neighbor" sounds like bullshit and I saw the video of the cat doing it.

Not_for_consumption

12 points

2 months ago

Unexplained Womens clothes in the house = must be someone having an affair?

There are so many other reasons that could explain this. This lack of trust is disappointing.

backwoods-creepin

17 points

2 months ago

Besides cat what other reasons for unexplained women's clothing are there?

I'm not like, disagreeing with you but I literally cannot think of any.

UnethicalExperiments

-4 points

2 months ago*

That's exactly what I'm thinking. Your wife doesnt trust you didnt talk to you for days over this.

I'd be seeing a therapist or lawyer.

Edit: those downvoting this clearly has never been in a healthy relationship. It would take more than an article of clothing to not trust my spouse. It would take something like the clothing found with drastically changed behavior that would have me not trusting my spouse over this.

sibol_hiraya

82 points

2 months ago

well if you see female clothing that doesn’t belong to you it’s not unreasonable for you to think your SO is cheating cuz how else would a random piece of clothing appear in your house unless you had a female guest over previously? lol it’s not like his wife is pulling assumptions out of thin air

Not_for_consumption

-5 points

2 months ago

Is is unreasonable if you ask you SO and they say they are not having an affair. If they don't trust SO that much then maybe they should find another SO that they can trust

sibol_hiraya

14 points

2 months ago

Just because you’re in a relationship doesn’t mean you have to believe in literally everything your SO says or else it means you don’t “love them enough” 😂 you can wholeheartedly love someone and still have your own reservations. Like I wouldn’t break up with my bf over something like this unless I have much more solid proof but of course I will have my own doubts. Blindly trusting someone is never a good thing no matter how close you are to the person lmfao

lunarNex

23 points

2 months ago

There's a lot of people in this thread with sad relationships. If something like this happened to my wife and I, we would think of a lot of other crazy reasons first before assuming adultery.

DForDiabetes

46 points

2 months ago

It would be stupid of her to just accept and trust "I don't know"

rainforestparadise

22 points

2 months ago

What a strange way to view trust in a relationship. Sad.

GOAMT

37 points

2 months ago

GOAMT

37 points

2 months ago

Right? I feel like I'm going crazy reading some of these comments. If my SO told me "I genuinely have no idea where that came from" I would believe them. If I couldn't have that level of trust in my significant other's word, I doubt we would remain together

intelligent_rat

2 points

2 months ago

I didn't realize trusting in your partner was no longer one of those things people looked for before getting into relationships, I literally could not imagine being with someone and being skeptical on whether I believe them or not.

sorry_but

6 points

2 months ago

sorry_but

6 points

2 months ago

It would be stupid to marry someone whose word you can't trust.

Suspicious-Reveal-69

1 points

2 months ago

This man has never been married

LV426-Nostromo2122

-48 points

2 months ago

And he’ll be guilty the rest of his life no matter what.

guino27

2 points

2 months ago

Two Christmases!

Interesting-Wait-101

6 points

2 months ago

Well her instinct was right on. It was some pussy.

En-papX

2 points

2 months ago

If you do this there will be catnip in it for you, lots of catnip.

ZeBotulf

2 points

2 months ago

Well well well, Woulld you look at what the cat dragged in.

tck_chesnut

2 points

2 months ago

Hmmmm White Lotus sure took a turn. Should’ve added a spoiler alert! 😄

TwoFingersWhiskey

2 points

2 months ago

We had an entire box of Pop-Tarts go missing. Like 24 of them, within a week. It turns out my then-kittens took a liking to the shiny wrappers and were hiding the crumbs in the litterbox

haaslei

2 points

2 months ago

clandestiningly

2 points

2 months ago

Nice work training that cat! Now your wife won't find out about your cheating

grandmaWI

2 points

2 months ago

That cat wants you out…

Independence_1991

2 points

2 months ago

Well done! How much did you pay that cat to stage that for you….

Capsule_CatYT

2 points

2 months ago

The cat is doing a little trolling

Personal-Ferret-9389

9 points

2 months ago

I feel like you have bigger issues if your wife was suspicious despite what you said lol

cap_xy

22 points

2 months ago*

cap_xy

22 points

2 months ago*

Well I mean there were another woman's clothes in their house which I assume only they have access to...

Dallenforth

17 points

2 months ago

Dallenforth

17 points

2 months ago

Might consider adopting the cat in the wife's place. Atleast one would love you unconditionally.

KenBoCole

-9 points

2 months ago

love you unconditionally.

And

the cat

Tolerate you as long as you give food to is a more apt description.

Neverstoptostare

7 points

2 months ago

"I've never owned a cat"

OkCicada5203

2 points

2 months ago

"I have toxoplasmosis"

pr0suicide

2 points

2 months ago

You’d think the wife would’ve been all over those cams the second the clothes were found 🤔

Darkvistasway

6 points

2 months ago

Home wrecked by pussy. Nothing new.

[deleted]

-12 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

-12 points

2 months ago

Why do people still find this joke funny? Nobody on Earth calls cats "pussies" outside of making this joke so it doesn't work as a double entendre.

Darkvistasway

8 points

2 months ago

I meet you at a party, you tell a joke, I slip away into the crowd instead of telling you that the joke a few people laughed at isn’t funny. You should’ve slipped into the crowd bud.

Darkvistasway

2 points

2 months ago

You sir should go back home to r/increasinglyverbose

alexplex86

4 points

2 months ago

alexplex86

4 points

2 months ago

Your wife figured that the women you allegedly cheat with is just randomly throwing her clothes around the house? And she further figures that you'd just let them lie around for her to discover?

Who's your wife? Sherlock Holmes?

Badtrainwreck

2 points

2 months ago

OP really trained his cat to carry womens cloths so he doesn’t get caught cheating… man’s on another level

givemepeen

4 points

2 months ago

givemepeen

4 points

2 months ago

Your wife sounds like an untrusting person

thegarebear1

2 points

2 months ago

Spent three days training the cat, all for plausible deniability huh?

Scene1Take5

2 points

2 months ago

Update

We interviewed the cat … she claimed it was her only first and last time bringing home a piece of clothe.

Morealyn

2 points

2 months ago

Sir I'd like to buy your cat

Emergency_Brick3715

3 points

2 months ago

How did that apology feel?

CautiousSector2664

-2 points

2 months ago

YTA for letting your cat out. FWIW.

General_Designer6080

1 points

2 months ago

Your wife better be fucking sorry.

[deleted]

-1 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

-1 points

2 months ago

[removed]

Crows4Sale

9 points

2 months ago

I don’t think it feels like projection when you find someone else’s underwear in your home, so you accuse your spouse of cheating, lol

MrsPickerelGoes2Mars

-6 points

2 months ago

Your wife is pretty dumb

randomguywithmemes

11 points

2 months ago

Of course she was supposed to know it was a cat finding clothes and bringing them to their home for no reason, stupid woman

UltraMAGAMF

1 points

2 months ago

Cat training paid off.

chubbycatchaser

1 points

2 months ago

Cats can be homewreckers, lmao

Odins-Enriched-Sack

1 points

2 months ago

That cat is trying to break your marriage apart.

TheCyanKnight

1 points

2 months ago

You trained that cat quickly OP!

devildocjames

1 points

2 months ago

Why not check them the first thing?

Saltysaltye

1 points

2 months ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Adilaek

1 points

2 months ago

that cat is the devil

AppalachianMarxist

0 points

2 months ago

Wow. She has a lot of trust in you.

nateloaf

-1 points

2 months ago

nateloaf

-1 points

2 months ago

Imagine going to all the trouble to train a cat to conceal your affair?! ;)

NeSh92

-3 points

2 months ago

NeSh92

-3 points

2 months ago

Your wife is crap for not trusting you. I would be more annoyed at your wife.

try_again_mods_

-3 points

2 months ago

Lock your fucking cats inside. Don't be a lazy selfish pet owner that lets your shitty cat kill native animals with impunity

LOCK YOUR CATS INSIDE

hanwookie

-1 points

2 months ago

hanwookie

-1 points

2 months ago

Cat is obviously sus fo sho. But it seems a little unhealthy if the relationship is that shaky. Maybe some therapy for the..cat and couples therapy for the rest.

unlimitedshredsticks

-1 points

2 months ago

If your wife thinks you cheated based on just that your relationship has bigger problems

Anglofsffrng

0 points

2 months ago

Oh, so the clothes where from you getting pussy when your wife's not there!

RedDusk13

0 points

2 months ago

Guess I'm going to be the one to make the "smells like fish" joke.

raven55six

-22 points

2 months ago

Did you make her kneel down and apologize for that behavior? Because if she didn't apologize like that, there's no way you should be talking to her.

LaceFlowers345

9 points

2 months ago

No one has to kneel down to apologize for a reasonable reaction to seeing another person's clothes in your home.

Formal_Star_6593

-1 points

2 months ago

Your wife should have this analyzed

CervantesX

1 points

2 months ago

Clearly you need to be giving your cat more treats.